The Fault in Our Stars (2014) Soundboard Edit

A writer that we used to like taught us that.

All right?

All right? I'll write you a sequel

All right.

Always is, like, their thing.

And annoy you for a long time.

And became a recluse, and...

And he is.

And I don't really think it would make much sense...

And isn't that more than most of us get?

And it led you to rush into making a wish you didn't really want.

And look where it got me.

And not saying it back, and..

And she's gonna want to keep up with you

And Sisyphus the Hamster

And that hasn't happened here...

And that's your answer, Omnis cellula e cellula.

And your mother on the fourth

Are you familiar with the Trolley Problem?

Babe, what's going on?

Basically, they found it in his nuts...

Because I love you.

Better

But about the beauty that still remains.

But I can't let this go on any further.

But I'm lucky, because I have this beautiful, smoking hot girlfriend...

But if you have the time, and from what I saw, you have plenty...

But the question of how?

But they're willing to bring me, too, and...

But we don't know how long it will stay that way

But, theoretically, they could continue to suck like this...

By it, do you mean herpes?

Chef's choice sounds wonderful.

Cut open by the branches of trees

Do you want to talk about it?

Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace, okay?

Drop you off in an orphanage somewhere, make you their problem

Dude

Dying sucks.

Egg me.

For dinner at Oranjee. Oh

FRANNIE: Mmm hmm

FRANNIE: Yeah, I've got it.

God, I love her.

GUS ON PHONE: Hazel Grace.

GUS: This is it.

Hazel, I'll carry it if you want.

HAZEL: Hi

HAZEL: I'll spare you the gory details of Patrick's ball cancer

HAZEL: That should have been the end.

He is not invited.

Hello, Lancasters

Hello.

Hi, I'm PJ. Um, I have neuroblastoma.

Hit this. Sorry.

Hmm?

However..

I also don't really want this particular life.

I am in love with you

I am not depressed, Mom.

I didn't hear anything

I didn't say anything.

I don't know what happened to my pack

I don't know, I feel like it's my responsibility...

I don't.

I got it.

I have to.

I just wish you would be happy with that.

I know what you mean..

I like him so much. I... Stop.

I like this color on you.

I love you, too.

I mean, otherwise..

I mean, that's why I don't have a hamster.

I remind a lot of people of a lot of people.

I should've told you.

I thought we were in a church basement...

I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person...

I want you to leave.

I wanted to attend my own funeral.

I, too, have an interest in meeting this Mr. Peter Van Houten...

I'm 18 years old

I'm just not hungry.

I'm not gonna give you my wish or anything, Hazel.

I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I'm... I'm sure the Genies would hook it up. They're loaded.

I've been asked this question hundreds of times...

I've been wasting all my time

In his Amsterdam exile.

Interrupt me in the middle of my eulogy. You're supposed to be dead.

Is it there?

Isaac, Hazel's here.

ISAAC: I like it when you say it first

It could be tomorrow, it could be a million years from now.

It demands to be felt.

It's a eulogy for Hazel

It's a good life, Hazel Grace.

It's about honor, and sacrifice, and bravery, and heroism.

It's good to see you. Hi, Mrs. Lancaster.

It's there. Mmm hmm.

Late in the winter of my seventeenth year...

Let us pray.

Let's imagine you're racing a tortoise.

Like Anna's mother.

Look.

Love you.

Maybe there is no point.

Maybe. ls everything okay?

Me!

MICHAEL: Because I thought those were peppers.

Mmm. GUS: And, sir, um...

Mom, if you want me to be a teenager,

Mom, it was awful.

Mr. Lancaster.

No, sir.

No, you don't understand. I do understand

No!

Not because I wanted to, or because I thought it would help me..

Of course I'm not.

Oh, Augustus.

Oh, I'm gonna check us in.

Oh, man

Oh!

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay?

Okay. Can I have an egg? Hazel Grace...

Okay. Left er.

One day I'm gonna explode..

Oops

Ours was an epic love story..

PATRICK: Isaac, I know that you're facing some challenges right now

PATRICK: So, who would like to start?

Peter.

Probably don't have time to do everything, but...

Probably.

Shall we?

So I can hear when you make fun of my disability.

So, I was hoping that you and Isaac,

So, so much.

So, uh..

So, you like my book.

Something tells me we're gonna need a little bit more of this

Something you love.

Sorry.

Still warm, and her nails were painted this dark blue black color...

Stop.

Stormtroopers?

Take it off.

Thanks.

That my dad built for me when I was a kid and... (LAUGHS)

That's what it is.

The booklets and the websites always list depression as

The important thing is not what nonsense the voices are saying...

The only Earth we will ever have.

The survival rate of patients with severe endothelial growth...

There's a friend here to see you

There's a podium to your right.

They are gonna stop the chemo.

They put a tube in.

They're for the living.

They're good, right? Mmm hmm.

Think about that

This is an opportunity that I may never get again.

This is it.

This is so crazy.

To meet him without the girl who introduced me

To minimize the casualties.

Total cancer perk. (LAUGHS)

Um, lam gonna run to the room..

Unless...

Wait, throw to my left, or should I aim a little left?

Wait, you're what?

Want to go for a walk?

We probably still have a few hours, right?

We're not sentimental people.

What about you?

What if my mom came?

What is it?

What we're trying to do is prevent endothelial growth...

What?

What's the matter?

What's the point?

What's your name?

Who are... What?

Who the hell speaks Swedish?

Whoa!

Would you like a menu, or will you have the chef's choice?

Wow

Yeah, don't laugh. It's awesome

Yeah, I failed my test a couple times

Yeah, I know. But...

Yeah, it's just a metaphor.

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I'm saying.

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, okay.

You are a drunk, and you're a failure..

You are a side effect to an evolutionary process...

You are very welcome.

You could be an axe murderer.

You don't get tired of looking at her.

You don't say.

You don't want an explanation?

You know this obsession you have with being remembered?

You look gorgeous.

You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth...

You spoke beautifully.

You'll be visiting us with Augustus Waters

You'll love it.

You're just gonna have to come back, is all.

You're okay?

You're quoting my book.

You're se ... We're going to Amsterdam?

You're so beautiful.

You're willing to give money to a corporation...

Your meal has been paid by Mr. Van Houten.

18 years, buddy

...and the standing...

...as the child you were when diagnosed.

...there is life.

'meant a great deal to you and your friend Hazel Grace..

(ALARM BLARING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CHUCKLES)

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

(GAGS)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS) Sorry.

(HAZEL LAUGHS)

(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INAUDIBLE)

(ISAAC CONTINUES YELLING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(PHONE RINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS)

(SOBBING) Oh, my God.

(SQUEALING)

(WHISPERING) I love you too, Hazel Grace