Boo, Bitch (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A comment about me on that really cool TikTok.

A lot a bit. I'm also dead. It doesn't matter.

A month?

A real Frankenstein's monster situation.

A sconce?

Aagh. Screw it! I'm dead. I'm just gonna say what I want.

Aah.

Actually it's not boring to me, but…

Actually,

Actually, can… can you send it to my brother?

Actually, I think everyone did. They're all still talking about the party.

Add it to my bill.

After I kiss Jake C, I'm gonna ascend,

After I saw you stepping out and living your best life, I didn't want you to stop.

After that, uh… fateful day in third grade,

After the video of you rear ending my car went viral,

After we watched a scary movie.

Afterlifer who does fake magic?

Ageist.

Ah, that, yeah.

Ah! Oh my God! My phone. It's on.

Ah. What a twat.

AKA Christ Comrades.

Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving,

All from the convenience store on Ridgeway, and all ice.

All I know is that one minute we were high on life, walking home from the party,

All I'm saying is, they're not for me.

All my fluids are oozing from multiple holes.

All phones are off, right?

All right, everybody out on the dance floor.

All right, you witch bitch, I fucking hex you.

All right. So you're not gonna hear anything I say unless it's about you?

All your angles are perfect, Riley. You are one equilateral bitch.

All your questions about ghosts, then Gavin talking about dating your friend

Along with getting high.

Also,

Am I a ghost?

Am I texting myself now? God, I'm so needy.

Amazing.

An influencer's lifeblood is her cell phone.

And #ErikasEpicWinterWonderland is still trending.

And a parking spot!

And also, I was worried Brad would steal you. Women love him.

And another small appliance in the bedroom.

And apparently, so did Riley, before she got publicly dragged.

And as a documentarian with integrity, I will not cut it out.

And as my close friend, you should allow me to grow

And Brad is so cheesy. I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic.

And BT doubles,

And can you move the wilted flowers?

And Erika, she said no to prom

And everyone has such high expectations, they're guaranteed to be disappointed.

And Gavin's a medium working through a spirit block.

And he is your date.

And her impromptu dances down the tampon aisles at CVS.

And his fall from grace.

And how do you know about all this?

And how she would secretly turn on a light

And I can't trance unless you stop being assholes.

And I cannot leave this earth without telling you how much I

And I didn't give you my consent.

And I didn't rent the reindeer. [chuckling] Although I really should have.

And I do not regret it.

And I don't know what I'm gonna do without you when I'm gone.

And I don't think you're supposed to be touching those coats.

And I don't wanna be afraid to be vulnerable.

And I know you love me, so…

And I needed urgent answers… I don't know what to say.

And I never would have survived life without you.

And I realized

And I really don't wanna hurt you.

And I sure as hell do not need Jake C to validate me.

And I think I may have blown it

And I thought that maybe I wanted to be more like you.

And I thought that maybe you were on Ecstasy,

And I wasn't the one who turned you into the exact person

And I will see you in the hot tub.

And I would always feel so special

And I would love to address this. In private, of course.

And I'm an idiot for getting too high to drive.

And I'm gonna be OOT anyway. And TBBH, I think prom is lame

And I'm gonna drag it to the middle of the road

And I'm just afraid that at some point you'll see right through me.

And I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay.

And I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin.

And I'm requesting to communicate

And I'm sorry that I said that you kiss Riley's ass,

And if we can already…

And if you can still touch me, then you need to be ghost pee free.

And if you want to stay on earth until prom,

And if you're gonna ascend after the kiss, then let's do Irish goodbyes.

And if you're not careful, you may enter some crazy, dark shit.

And impressive.

And in the dream, I vaguely remember a truck that hit the moose

And it's a full blown rager.

And it's beautiful.

And Jake C is her little simp bitch

And Jake W's my best friend, so, if I can't roll, neither can he.

And just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,

And just be us for the handful of days we have left?

And last night… we talked with our tongues.

And Lea. She hates Riley, but she kisses her ass

And look at Keisha. She pretends to be a skater,

And make him the star of a very important senior moment.

And make sure you get home with your panties on and in one piece.

And maybe Erika. God, I love that bitch.

And maybe some menstrual blood. I'll take care of it.

And maybe sometimes control it, which is how I took down the machine.

And mess with electricity.

And mocktails.

And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food

And my skin has been scrubbed so raw,

And no doves, Brad.

And not just any blue. Midnight blue.

And now for the big reveal.

And now I know that you're gonna be okay. So I can go.

And now I'm stuck in this weird in between

And now it's just Stinky, Stinky, Stinky, all over again.

And now no one's gonna know what it was or how good it looked on me.

And now Stinky's dead, and I'm having a resurgence.

And now the asshole is waving at me. What do I do?

And now you steal my color, because you're obsessed with me.

And now you've stolen my boyfriend. We all know what's happening next.

And one of them is dead, so I need my frickin' mochaccino now!

And only Gavin, a known medium, can see Gia.

And our karaoke afternoons when Mom and Oliver would try and pay us to stop,

And personal also means private.

And pose.

And really I need to pee. Do ghosts pee?

And remember. When it gets to the turn, drop, booty shake,

And ruining your prom presentation and your beautiful crochet banner.

And she was supposed to do her final pass today,

And silver shoes.

And sometimes give sexy massages on pottery wheels.

And still here?

And taking photos of Devon in the bathroom.

And that person is not sitting next to me right now.

And that you could make your mark and get a boyfriend,

And that. [scoffs]

And the lid is off. It's off!

And the liquor cabinet is unlocked, so help yourself to some hair of the dog.

And the next I was spooning a jar of Nutella.

And the photos of us? Like, I thought we were being low key.

And the time is now. We gotta go!

And the will written on the back of a Forever 21 receipt.

And then I end up in seven tall kitchen trash bags

And then she ruins my promposal, which, BT dubstep, we all have to redo,

And then she says she doesn't do prom, then suddenly she does prom.

And then there's the body shaming.

And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,

And there I go, ruining my surprise. Surprise!

And there's a video of you from the party at Jake W's.

And this is my fucking party, bitch.

And this is my party, bitch.

And this isn't a two on one sitch, because Riley and I are done.

And three.

And uploading 30 photos of yourself… [scoffs] …in the slideshow.

And used family dinner as an excuse to hang out with that bitch Riley.

And warned us she wouldn't be around for a while.

And we all know what the cat represents.

And we also don't need a five way call to discuss this.

And we are 100% gonna wear matching color coordinated outfits.

And we are gonna take all the awful, cliché prom photos.

And we just say, "Screw prom"?

And we'd place bets on how long it would take them to leave the house.

And we're gonna find her.

And what about how this affects the rest of us?

And what about the bodies?

And what happens to its ghost?

And what I wouldn't give for a do over.

And when did it get so cold?

And why don't you go do some

And will lead you to the next level of consciousness…

And yesterday she was texting her mom explaining everything.

And you and I will never see each other again.

And you came here to use me?

And you can't sit with us.

And you didn't stop, because my plan was working,

And you don't get to dictate what we wear,

And you don't wanna be the first prom queen without a date, right?

And you have to go 'cause I'm going, and we're going together.

And you know what? I'm taking whoever I want.

And you lose control over whatever you're saying or doing?

And you love cake.

And you need to do it fast, before they spread.

And you… You are not… You are not mine.

And you… You don't get to decide who I go to prom with.

And you're driving?

And you're sitting here caring about what everyone thinks about you?

And you're the de facto leader.

And, aside from the night I died,

And, I don't even have to worry about something going wrong. Yeah.

And, if you look hard enough, you can see her too.

And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots.

And, you know what? I decided that I was going to ask you to prom.

And, you know, wants to stay embodied for…

And… and how long does a ghost have to do that for?

And… being hated by thousands was…

Animals don't have sophisticated palates.

Anything over 15 words, and you're my grandma

Anyway, he's the cute one with the really soulful eyes.

Anyway, I wasn't even talking about Riley. I was talking about… Erika.

Anyway, this is me. I am her.

Anyway, time frame for a dead person to remain a ghost depends on the UFB.

Anyways, I really…

Anyways, Riley and I getting along so well was just the icing on the cake.

Apparently not. He's my troll. He wrote the mean comment.

Appreciate the support.

Archer and I are going together, and I can barely tolerate him.

Are those stink lines?

Are you feeling anything?

Are you following? I'm totally confused.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Are you okay, Erika? It seems like you're going mad.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you really so caught up in your own shit

Are you sure I would say that? No… I don't think I said that.

Are… Are you kidding me?

As having one incredible best friend like Gia.

As in left me in a ditch in the woods

As in, you can't go to prom with Jake C.

As long as its business takes to be finished.

As long as the body isn't put to rest.

As they say, "All publicity is good publicity."

As your student body president slash prom committee chair,

At least I can't get pregnant. [gasps]

At least you have the option to live a life that sucks! I would die for that!

Because everyone's always harshing my flow.

Because I don't care what Riley thinks, and neither should you.

Because I thought the girl I liked was too cool for prom.

Because I waited too long to text her back.

Because I was probably too hungover to walk towards the light.

Because I was too afraid to sweat and get BO.

Because I'm too afraid to be alone? [chuckles]

Because it's really painful. Um…

Because it's… it's not a bad thing… [chuckles] …to care.

Because Jake C might kind of, sort of, possibly, totally, definitely

Because Jake L… rainchecked.

Because Lea is neither chill nor cool.

Because no one seems to know me.

Because one of you

Because she doesn't want to go back to slumming it with the band freaks.

Because she was worried that I was gonna say no to her.

Because there were 100 people screaming at me.

Because they became famous posthumously.

Because they haven't posted dick on sosh meeds.

Because you are not going to have to miss

Because you couldn't steal anybody.

Because you want to make out with me,

Because, unlike you, DVDs are not coming back to life, and B

Before you do, one more quickie.

Being dead is no excuse to bail on mochaccinos with me

Besides, prom is your thing.

Besides, uh, greatness?

Best friends don't give up on best friends.

Better to live my entire life thinking I'm a ghost!

Blackouts are real. Which is why you need to stay hydrated when you drink,

Blood, moose juice, corpse shavings.

Boo.

Bottom line is, I'm sorry.

Boy… Boyfriend?

Brad said you disappeared.

Brad, you wanna explain?

Brad. Remember? He did all that magic in freshman homeroom.

Bring her.

Bullshit. This is gonna bite you in the ass.

But all I could see were my feet.

But all I need you to know about me

But are you? Really?

But as Erika Vu, it's gonna be Shit Town in Hell City.

But because she knew I was.

But BT dubs, no one was saying it until I did. [chuckles]

But can… can we keep it down to a Billie Eilish whisper?

But completely disempowers the have nots, okay?

But do you think I took it too far?

But does your cold heart really need such a cold house?

But Erika Vu is alive and thriving.

But first it's going in the senior text chain for everyone to see.

But Gavin's our boy.

But he also talks to me.

But he said that they're starting early, so ten?

But high school's almost over, and life is too short to be holding grudges.

But I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…

But I didn't steal your prom date.

But I just got my dress… for free.

But I meant it as a compliment, 'cause you're, like, so good at it.

But I need to go to fricking prom, okay?

But I think Gia would make a wonderful dead Prom Queen.

But I was wondering if you would reconsider a posthumous revote

But I will by the time I see you next, which should be soon.

But I… I wanted to apologize for canceling prom,

But I'll figure it out.

But I'm gonna do it anyway.

But I've way bigger things to deal with now

But if she's here then she's definitely up to something.

But instead, she goes down the rabbit hole.

But it doesn't have a theme.

But it is nowhere near as good

But it just… It feels like

But it's like… [sighs] "Can't I have one night to myself?"

But it's me, you know, your best friend of a decade.

But Josh lost our Sharpie.

But my grandma used to say that my grandpa would sometimes cross over through the TV

But my Sarah, she's an asshole.

But now it feels like, you know, we're not cool. So are we cool?

But now that I see how much it means to everyone,

But recently I've gotten very good at it.

But she actually brings more drama than Riley ever did.

But she can destroy me. Shit!

But she didn't show.

But then he pretended like it didn't happen.

But then I realized that I…

But then my, uh… my servitor came after me.

But then where do we sit?

But then you get into the molting and the regurgitating and…

But then… then I saw him outside, and he, like, totally blew me off.

But this is not a hint.

But this is not about me.

But those wheels have never touched pavement.

But we do have something to work with.

But when I went back to your house, I noticed that your prom dress was gone,

But when shit really hits the fan, they're there for each other.

But why am I still here?

But yes. The crows said this is the place.

But you also want me to ask my ex girlfriend to prom.

But you confessed. You're absolved.

But you make it out as if it is a bad thing.

But you put me on the spot in a very public way.

But you said I was a natural.

But you shouldn't be able to see, hear, touch an embodied spirit

But you're gonna be out of town. Where are you going?

But you're not.

But you've literally… you have done nothing…

But, I mean, I guess it's a good thing

But, I took it back. Please don't be mad at me.

But, if she was the worst, I wouldn't have dated her for four years.

But, in this case, he is right.

But, it… it wasn't even that bad, right?

But, you know what, I do give you all permission

But, you know what? She underestimated me. Again. BRB DM.

By any means possible.

Bye, girl.

Calm down.

Can a person become the Holy Ghost?

Can change the course of someone's life.

Can I get your number, so we can finish what we started?

Can I talk to you?

Can see me!

Can we take one of just me?

Can you guys just, like, for a second stop it?

Can you please just try and give a shit?

Can you stop texting so we can talk?

Can you take the wheel? I would ask Jesus, but I recently ate his face.

Can't live her life without you?

Can't we just put aside the petty bullshit

Can't we just talk for real?

Can't. He just put it in the senior text chain.

Can't. I used up all my energy to pick up this call, so what's the point?

Cancel it!

Cancel prom!

Cancel your summer plans. You're getting a job.

Casual.

Chase has a bad tape on me, and I just want it erased. [chuckles]

Chase let me review the footage for the time capsule,

Check your twelve o'clock.

Checked. I think his name's Brett.

Cheers.

Chill. I've seen them.

Circling back to the friend thing, maybe you can go with

Come on, Raven. I know your tiny heart beats occasionally.

Come on! Prom is the one thing I wanna do before we graduate.

Cool, man. Cool.

Cool. I look good in sleeveless tulle with a mermaid silhouette.

Cool. Thank you.

Could there be a more perfect place for a first kiss? I think not.

Could you just scramble it?

Could you use your ghost power to thwart a video release?

Currently practicing low magic.

Damn it. Those bitches are doing snow angels in my mom's coats.

Dances.

Dead best friend, existence of ghosts, my generalized anxiety disorder.

Dead leg. Dead dead leg. [exclaims]

Delete.

Devon.

Dick.

Dick.

Did he ghost you?

Did it for love. Look, we didn't start this club to make friends.

Did Stinky just pass by?

Did what?

Did you hear me?

Didn't you hear me? I quit baseball.

Do I have a choice?

Do I immediately grab Jake C and kiss him, or do I wait till after?

Do not send that!

Do not underestimate her, okay?

Do you even care about anyone or anything other than you?

Do you feel my cold right now? I'm sorry. I don't know how to turn it off.

Do you guys want me to go?

Do you have any idea what it's like to have your identity co opted?

Do you know where I can find this super fun, really hot girl

Do you remember that time you packed extra backup pants

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started calling him Stinky?

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started to call him Stinky?

Do you still see me?

Do you wanna see a movie about dinner?

Does it matter?

Does it matter? We're going to two parties in a row!

Don't be lame after you finally did something cool.

Don't even get me started about what happens after prom.

Don't quit baseball, okay?

Don't show up to the park without knowing your move.

Don't sneak up on me when I'm wired in.

Don't you understand? You're not gonna ascend.

Don't you wanna be remembered? 'Cause I do.

Don't you want our last few weeks

Done.

Done. The ghost that I know is way more famous now than when it was alive, so…

Dove talk over.

Drive through diarrhea. Prom kills!

Dude, I'm just taking a photo. Jeez.

Dude, if you don't take Riley,

Dude, you serious? All you can do is hide a stupid quarter in my ear.

Dude. Lea will be so pissed if I sit with Jake C.

Duh. Of course it's prom. It's the most important high school rite of passage.

Dying and not being able to tell anyone about it.

Each other. Each other.

Edgar Allan Poe and Emily Dickinson stayed embodied

Edgar's actually my uncle's roommate.

Erika Vu from third grade.

Erika Vu is a legend. I heard she was Timothée Chalamet's first kiss.

Erika Vu was given the key to the city in three cities she doesn't even live in.

Erika, you lived. You lived.

Erika!

Erika! Erika!

Erika! Hey!

Erika?

Erika. Hey. Can we talk?

Even though I am… I am holding your freaking trash.

Even though I've tried to reason and beg

Even though she's the bully?

Even when they have to swallow their pride and be… the better best friend.

Ever?

Ever.

Everyone's dancing. [chuckles]

Everyone's mad at me about prom, but they wanted this. [laughs]

Exactly. She's chill and cool and awesome.

Exactly. So I shouldn't feel bad. I had no choice.

Extremely confusing and a little sad.

Face to face after taking this long a hiatus would be aggro AF.

Family dinner. I forgot about that.

Feeling good for you.

FFS. Mercury's always in retrograde.

Fine, be like that.

Fine. It's our thing.

Fine. Send it to me.

Fine. Yeah, I do. But only to bitches that are my friends.

First,

First, you almost ruined my nose.

Follow me.

Footage from Chase.

For another two years.

For college.

For Gia.

For smoochaccinos with Jake C.

For the past five days since you bitch ditched me.

Forced to be deflowered on prom night, okay?

Forever. For eternity. And… [loudly] Yes, I'll follow you to hell!

Forgot to put this guy back in the fridge.

Formal.

Frenemies it is.

From now on, let's promise to live our lives without giving any fu…

From their own personal collection.

From this amazing feast?

Gavin, did you pass out?

Gavin, you might be… [sighs]

Gavin!

Gavin's here, which means Gia may show up. Let's set up the séance.

Gently pushing doors open and making chandeliers flicker

Get it.

Get off. He wants me to freak out.

Get out of the way, Gia!

Get the variety pack.

Get your own phone, Miss Influencer.

Gets real boring… [chuckles] …real fast.

Ghost babies are a drink that I make.

Ghosts are ghosts because they always have unfinished business in their mortal life.

Gia and I went on a foreign exchange trip.

Gia texted us.

Gia won't ascend unless she finishes her UFB. But what is her UFB?

Gia would've loved this party.

Gia, cut me some slack.

Gia, I don't know what to do.

Gia, I'm allowed to have more than one close friend.

Gia!

Gia's dead and a ghost,

Gia's not in the house. Did you find anything?

Giving me the recipe for lemonade.

Going back to the same page theory, you might wanna turn that page.

Going through a breakup sucks,

Going to prom alone seemed like a nightmare for Helen Who,

Going to the after party?

Good night, friend.

Good night.

Good. We've leveled up to Bitmojis, and he's excited to hang out tonight.

Goodbye, driver's license with the hideous pic.

Goodbye, license with the hideous pic!

Got it. Okay. House, ice, body.

Great. Everyone wear it. Who cares?

Guys, let's jump on another call to debrief.

Guys. He can't give us all detention.

Hair of the dog.

Half the girls here are wearing it, thanks to you.

Hamburgers are good.

Happy to get into it with you if you wanna hang out tonight.

Hauling a shit ton of ice out to the car was fun. How's the texting?

Have bonfires, kickbacks, minigolf,

Have fun.

Have some CBD mist.

Have you tried Erika's Ambassador yet?

Having the most amazing human being by your side.

He didn't know he was a ghost, and neither did the audience. Except me.

He forgives you, and you're welcome back at any time.

He said yes, and you should too.

He'll do whatever we tell him.

He's an asshole.

He's making the senior time capsule, letting me review my footage.

He's moved on. I've moved on.

Helen Who is ruining my life.

Hello?

Her name is Gia.

Her name's Erika. And no, it's not too soon.

Her UFB was to marry JFK, but… [imitates gunshot, giggles]

Her?

Here I go. Wish me luck.

Hey, before you lose your power, could you just help me with one thing?

Hey, come on, guys. You know the rules.

Hey, guys. We've all been begging Erika to drop the skin care routine.

Hey, look.

Hey, with or without benefits, it's 30 bucks for the sex room.

Hey! Hey, I'm glad you texted me.

Hey! Sorry I woke you up. I just came to apologize.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can I get those two seconds now?

Hey. Don't worry about me.

Hey. I'm sorry. You can still touch me with your ghost pee.

Hey. I've got 20 more bags of ice by the side of the road.

Hey. Is there any way you could help out with the senior slideshow?

Hey. Ssh.

Hey. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Hi, you.

Hi!

Hi! [chuckles] So is it cool if I bring Gia?

Hi! Can we get some new fries?

Hi.

High school's almost over, and I've wasted enough time as it is.

High school's almost over. Enough of this petty bullshit.

His name is Devon.

Hmm. Maybe I should put my mea culpa in print. Yeah, that feels right.

Hmph.

Hold on. Sorry.

Hold up. There's a post about a spirit sighting.

Holy shit! Holy shit! You just neutralized your energy.

Holy shit.

Home wrecking? No. That's bad karma and a one way ticket to hell.

How about prom?

How am I supposed to kiss Jake C now?

How are we gonna get snow?

How did I end up in my bed this morning? Okay, did I die and then morph home?

How do you feel, knowing you've had such an impact on teens' lives?

How long do I have left?

How many days do I have left?

How should I ascend? With my face or my ass?

How the heck are we gonna keep your body intact for two weeks?

How would he possibly handle a woman like me

How… How am I there

How'd you know we were in a fight?

Huh? What? No, no. Okay, like… It's not that weird. It's just…

Huh.

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

I accept this crown on Gia's behalf.

I actually hate midnight blue now.

I actually have 98,000! [gasps]

I actually have. Sophomore year, I created a servitor to help me write my paper,

I agree with Magic Tyke, like, once in a perigean full moon,

I already publicly apologized. Why troll me like this?

I am going mad, Emma.

I am going to miss every single thing about her.

I am literally about to disappear

I am not talking about Riley.

I am so cold. Are you cold?

I am so into this '80s vibe.

I am so, so sorry. I didn't mean any of the things I said, and I'm

I am sorry for that too.

I am. Get it?

I am. I… I'm just me.

I appreciate that, but, you know, my night wasn't completely ruined.

I believe plausible deniability still applies.

I came here to apologize to you.

I can feel you, and you can feel me.

I can kinda see it.

I can stick around if I'm more famous in death than in life.

I can tell you're trying, but desperation's not a tactic.

I can't actually have a ghost baby, right?

I can't ask him to prom until I un ask him to not prom.

I can't believe how long I've gone without knowing you.

I can't believe how much time I've wasted choosing outfits,

I can't decide which bags I wanna keep or take back.

I can't sense any goddamn spirits unless I'm trancing,

I can't spend the rest of eternity bored. I will die.

I can't stay in here. It smells so bad.

I can't. I have plans. I'm so sorry.

I cannot leave this earth without telling you how much you

I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.

I cannot think straight.

I cannot wait to not go to prom with you.

I completely fell on the sword. I took ownership of that shit!

I couldn't believe how kind you were, and sweet and funny and amazing.

I decided to go solo since I'm getting so much sunshine from the ladies.

I did do family dinner.

I did everything to get that stink off.

I did sleep with my cousin,

I didn't buy any of this. It's all influencer swag.

I didn't know anyone was in here.

I didn't know that. Uh…

I didn't make some dumb fake handle to troll you.

I didn't put those pics up there.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't want whip!

I didn't want you to be Helen Who for the rest of your life.

I do have unfinished business. Like Brad's girlfriend ghost.

I do, actually, and I am so sorry.

I do, yeah, but you are still on the call.

I do.

I do. I like you so much.

I don't have a prom dress, because I'm not going to prom. [chuckles]

I don't know how to reach you, or if you're still here.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what, but I gotta do something

I don't know where you are,

I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause you're a selfish, manipulative bitch.

I don't know. Some things you can't bounce back from. You know?

I don't know. You really think this hot sauce is gonna deter the critters

I don't recognize any of the numbers but Jake C's.

I don't understand at all what you're even

I don't want any more attention from you or anyone else.

I don't want that either.

I don't want them to be afraid. I just want them to take the comment down.

I don't want us to have any future life regrets.

I dunno. 60… [chuckles] …70 years?

I feel like I can't breathe… but I can.

I forgive you, Shelly!

I got screwed because there's zero perks in this situation.

I gotta find Gia!

I gotta get back in the game.

I gotta kiss Jake C, like, now.

I gotta make it quick.

I guess texting is kind of our thing. [chuckles]

I guess this is goodbye.

I guess. As long as it isn't personal.

I had a freaky death dream, and I saw my own dead body.

I had a human moment that I just didn't want to claim.

I have a hater, okay? Someone's trolling me on TikTok.

I have been on a spiritual journey, and I've seen some stuff

I have done everything to make sure that you could be cool

I have done everything…

I have eczema.

I have to delay this kiss.

I have to find who posted it, tell them take it down.

I have to go tell him.

I have to kiss Jake C.

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

I have two choices. Kiss Jake C while he still has interest and ascend,

I have!

I haven't been there a week, and nothing's happened.

I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.

I haven't ever started anything.

I heard it. They're going to prom.

I heard she got them to retire the name "Erika" from the hurricane list.

I hope. Um…

I just cannot believe that I am going to die

I just didn't think I was gonna get the chance to go.

I just have to say goodbye to my dad before we hit the promposal.

I just wanted to bring you girls a tasty drink.

I knew.

I know I am the last person you expected to see here,

I know I said I didn't want to go, but I do.

I know that I would not be Erika Vu Bitch without you.

I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,

I know that you think Gavin just talks to spirits,

I know where you live, Devon.

I know who my problem is.

I know you already voted for Prom Queen,

I know you didn't steal him,

I know you're stressed and anxious for concrete answers,

I know, but…

I know.

I know. I can't believe how much time I wasted.

I learned from the best.

I let you take my identity for the past four years, but no more.

I love you guys! Hate you. Love you.

I love you too, honey.

I love you too.

I love you too. [sniffles]

I love you, Dad. I just wanted you to know before I leave.

I love you, Mom.

I manifested the AC to turn back on.

I mean independent snowwomen.

I mean, as long as we wear a condom, but…

I mean, can I just delete it?

I mean, how are you supposed to have a lasting memory of this night

I mean, I'm already going with Jake W.

I mean, it's not even summer yet. It's like we're living inside a glacier.

I mean, like cows.

I mean, she's… she's the definition of dramarama.

I mean, the ghost that I know needs an extension.

I mean, they're easy to train,

I mean, this is a movement,

I mean, you've never gone a day, let alone a whole month, without talking.

I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.

I mean… [grunting] You know what I mean!

I need a fork.

I need all the monkey bread to fill my empty soul.

I need an extension!

I need to figure out what my unfinished business is.

I needed you, but I'm fine now.

I never got to meet the real Erika Vu?

I only come for the snacks. We don't do snacks.

I pushed you to live fearlessly. The bitch part, that is all on you!

I realized, once I do this, I'm never gonna see you again.

I realized, once I do this, I'm never gonna see you again.

I really blew it lifewise.

I really don't wanna ascend

I really wish I'd… I'd known her.

I saved it for you 'cause I'm a good friend.

I see them. It's fine.

I see you, bitch.

I should've known Gavin was lying to us. The crows knew.

I shower six times a day,

I take back everything I've said about you.

I think a party could be a great way for us to make a mark.

I think she was once a girl who lived in my house

I think that unfinished business stuff makes sense.

I think this is where we part ways. You don't need me for the kissing part.

I think those are his eyes,