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Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck you.
Alright, which one of you crap your pants?
Alright, which one of you crap your pants?
Am I drunk or am I being attacked by Space Monkey?
Am I drunk or am I being attacked by Space Monkey?
Anyone else smell bacon?
Anyone else smell bacon?
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Bourgeois.
Bourgeois.
Called bourgeois.
Called bourgeois.
Come baby, we do the 59.
Come baby, we do the 59.
Come baby, we'll do the 59.
Come baby, we'll do the 59.
Come, let's dance through babushka.
Come, let's dance through babushka.
Cool.
Cool.
Day by the hand of Nikolai hey the dream.
Day by the hand of Nikolai hey the dream.
Death to you, demon spawn.
Death to you, demon spawn.
Dempsey.
Dempsey.
Dempsey.
Dempsey.
Dempsey.
Dempsey.
Dial.
Dial.
Did you guys hear that voice?
Did you guys hear that voice?
Die again? Helbig.
Die again? Helbig.
Die hell dog.
Die hell dog.
Die now, son of bitch.
Die now, son of bitch.
Die, you filthy creature.
Die, you filthy creature.
Die, you filthy dogs.
Die, you filthy dogs.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Does anyone else hear that or is it just me?
Does anyone else hear that or is it just me?
Does anyone else hear that?
Does anyone else hear that?
Donnie slime thing die, die.
Donnie slime thing die, die.
Down sucka.
Down sucka.
Either I'm drunk or that box is flying around.
Either I'm drunk or that box is flying around.
Either I'm good or I'm drunk.
Either I'm good or I'm drunk.
Either I'm surrounded or I'm seeing double.
Either I'm surrounded or I'm seeing double.
Electric company.
Electric company.
Electrocution.
Electrocution.
Exactly what I need.
Exactly what I need.
Filthy capitalist pig.
Filthy capitalist pig.
First it takes my money, then it disappears, just like my fourth wife.
First it takes my money, then it disappears, just like my fourth wife.
From Russia with great affection.
From Russia with great affection.
Fuck you, monkey.
Fuck you, monkey.
Fuck you, teddy bear.
Fuck you, teddy bear.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Gather.
Gather.
Get off of me, swine.
Get off of me, swine.
Good times.
Good times.
Good.
Good.
Got it.
Got it.
Great.
Great.
Gullage.
Gullage.
Have a round on me, get it? Because never mind. Fuck you.
Have a round on me, get it? Because never mind. Fuck you.
He freaked me out.
He freaked me out.
He tried to take my vodka.
He tried to take my vodka.
Hello beautiful.
Hello beautiful.
Hello, Gray.
Hello, Gray.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, the dreams.
Hey, the dreams.
Hey, there's power going to that thingy now.
Hey, there's power going to that thingy now.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Dempsey.
Hi, Dempsey.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honey, I'm home.
Honey, I'm home.
Hoorah.
Hoorah.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Come on.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Come on.
I am coming for you.
I am coming for you.
I am Nikolai.
I am Nikolai.
I am surrounded by hell pigs.
I am surrounded by hell pigs.
I bring home flowers.
I bring home flowers.
I cannot really count above 10.
I cannot really count above 10.
I couldn't barely see.
I couldn't barely see.
I did something.
I did something.
I drink to the nuclear bomb.
I drink to the nuclear bomb.
I found another rock, but no vodka.
I found another rock, but no vodka.
I got food in my mouth.
I got food in my mouth.
I have more for you.
I have more for you.
I have more luck when I'm drunker.
I have more luck when I'm drunker.
I have no job.
I have no job.
I just killed a billion zombies.
I just killed a billion zombies.
I know this well.
I know this well.
I like it rough, but not that rough.
I like it rough, but not that rough.
I like your monkey Dempsey.
I like your monkey Dempsey.
I look pretty sexy holding this big gun.
I look pretty sexy holding this big gun.
I look pretty sexy.
I look pretty sexy.
I made a very big mess.
I made a very big mess.
I need another drink.
I need another drink.
I shall piss in style here.
I shall piss in style here.
I think I'm alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think I'm alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think they're all trying to steal my vodka.
I think they're all trying to steal my vodka.
I think we need to do something about the power.
I think we need to do something about the power.
I will cock you gently.
I will cock you gently.
I will put you out of your misery now.
I will put you out of your misery now.
I'll drink to your death.
I'll drink to your death.
I'll take them out gangster style, yeah.
I'll take them out gangster style, yeah.
I'm drunk.
I'm drunk.
If only I had time to piss on you too.
If only I had time to piss on you too.
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
Is making my headache worse.
Is making my headache worse.
It is happy hour.
It is happy hour.
It pains me to kill you again, comrade.
It pains me to kill you again, comrade.
It's that clicking again.
It's that clicking again.
Just like home.
Just like home.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Just what the doctor ordered.
KILLING.
KILLING.
Let's dance through your bushka.
Let's dance through your bushka.
Let's have a drink.
Let's have a drink.
Like my fourth wife.
Like my fourth wife.
Love.
Love.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
Maybe I give you a small taste of my wodka someday. Someday.
Maybe I give you a small taste of my wodka someday. Someday.
Maybe I should just drink instead piss on someone.
Maybe I should just drink instead piss on someone.
Maybe I'll just sit here and nap.
Maybe I'll just sit here and nap.
Maybe I'm not drinking enough.
Maybe I'm not drinking enough.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe someone should go turn on the power now.
Maybe someone should go turn on the power now.
Maybe the evil monkey will eat you, takayo.
Maybe the evil monkey will eat you, takayo.
Moscow Electric company.
Moscow Electric company.
My vision is blurry.
My vision is blurry.
My Wonka, mine, mine own.
My Wonka, mine, mine own.
Never mess with our Soviet.
Never mess with our Soviet.
Never mess with the Russian when drinks are on the line.
Never mess with the Russian when drinks are on the line.
Nicolaas coming for you.
Nicolaas coming for you.
Night demons fun.
Night demons fun.
Nikolai cannot die.
Nikolai cannot die.
Nikolai is coming for you.
Nikolai is coming for you.
Nikolai.
Nikolai.
Nikolai.
Nikolai.
No more drinks for you. You've been cut off here.
No more drinks for you. You've been cut off here.
No power.
No power.
No vodka for you?
No vodka for you?
No, it's my vodka. Mine, mine own.
No, it's my vodka. Mine, mine own.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now that's what I call a goulash.
Now that's what I call a goulash.
Oh, that makes me feel a little woozy.
Oh, that makes me feel a little woozy.
Ohh goodie.
Ohh goodie.
Ohh I feel stupid.
Ohh I feel stupid.
Ohh I found the rock great.
Ohh I found the rock great.
Ohh look at how shiny she is.
Ohh look at how shiny she is.
Ohh my shins.
Ohh my shins.
Ohh no.
Ohh no.
Ohh shit.
Ohh shit.
Ohh this is like standing in grocery line.
Ohh this is like standing in grocery line.
Ohh well maybe I'll just sit here and nap.
Ohh well maybe I'll just sit here and nap.
Ohh, that smells disgusting. Like my fourth wife. She pretty, though pretty and smelly. Weird combo.
Ohh, that smells disgusting. Like my fourth wife. She pretty, though pretty and smelly. Weird combo.
Ohh, that sounds like trouble.
Ohh, that sounds like trouble.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohranger bang.
Ohranger bang.
Oht.
Oht.
Perfect. I shall piss in style here.
Perfect. I shall piss in style here.
Please, I have no job.
Please, I have no job.
Power.
Power.
Reach for what good tonight.
Reach for what good tonight.
Richtofen
Richtofen
Ripped your skin from your bones.
Ripped your skin from your bones.
Screw all of you.
Screw all of you.
Screw you, teddy bear.
Screw you, teddy bear.
See, This is why I hate you so much.
See, This is why I hate you so much.
Sexy Russian Nikolai.
Sexy Russian Nikolai.
Share it with me. Your treasures, not your junk.
Share it with me. Your treasures, not your junk.
Shit.
Shit.
Sit him loose so it dies.
Sit him loose so it dies.
Snipers may wear diapers, but we get all the ladies hey, hey.
Snipers may wear diapers, but we get all the ladies hey, hey.
So you're dead now, but you are dead before I fuck you.
So you're dead now, but you are dead before I fuck you.
Space monkey.
Space monkey.
Stalin.
Stalin.
Stand up and say that to my face.
Stand up and say that to my face.
Stay away from my vodka.
Stay away from my vodka.
Stay off my boots hill, pig.
Stay off my boots hill, pig.
Stop scratching me.
Stop scratching me.
Taste the flames of hell.
Taste the flames of hell.
Taste the power of the red menace.
Taste the power of the red menace.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That sounds like trouble.
That sounds like trouble.
That stripper must have stolen my money.
That stripper must have stolen my money.
That was satisfying.
That was satisfying.
The monkeys are stealing my stuff.
The monkeys are stealing my stuff.
The rovy.
The rovy.
The son of a bitch.
The son of a bitch.
Them I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page.
Them I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page.
There is a crawler on the loose.
There is a crawler on the loose.
There's enough power now.
There's enough power now.
There's power going to that thingy now.
There's power going to that thingy now.
They have made mess in trousers.
They have made mess in trousers.
They must be drinking too much.
They must be drinking too much.
This little girl in her games, it's a sign of bad parenting.
This little girl in her games, it's a sign of bad parenting.
This makes Nikolai very happy, like after first date.
This makes Nikolai very happy, like after first date.
This says more power than Moscow Electric Company.
This says more power than Moscow Electric Company.
This Soviet is ready to fight now.
This Soviet is ready to fight now.
Thus, vidania, bitches.
Thus, vidania, bitches.
Up your ass.
Up your ass.
Vodka for everybody.
Vodka for everybody.
Watch out for that evil monkey.
Watch out for that evil monkey.
We should go find the fuse box.
We should go find the fuse box.
Well, I gotta layoff this stuff.
Well, I gotta layoff this stuff.
What do I win?
What do I win?
What I did something.
What I did something.
What is happening?
What is happening?
What was that?
What was that?
What?
What?
What's all that noise?
What's all that noise?
What's that smell? Maybe I shorted.
What's that smell? Maybe I shorted.
Which one of you crap your pants?
Which one of you crap your pants?
Who didn't pay the electric bill?
Who didn't pay the electric bill?
Why are you not sharing you fucking capitalist?
Why are you not sharing you fucking capitalist?
Why can I see so clearly now?
Why can I see so clearly now?
Why do they insist on picking on me?
Why do they insist on picking on me?
Why is no one helping?
Why is no one helping?
Why you treat me like this?
Why you treat me like this?
Why? Why you treat me like this?
Why? Why you treat me like this?
Williams of the rovey.
Williams of the rovey.
Woof. Woof.