Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 7 Edit

A charter with three guys.

A couple things.

A dual birthday celebration.

A little bit more than green now.

A little more than everyone else.

A little skydiving, climbed Everest.

A long, veiny, girthy,

A lot more people knowing what they’re gonna be doing.

A lot of wind, man.

A lot of wind, there's a current,

A majestic one, too.

A new boat, with new department heads.

A new boat, with new department heads.

A raspberry vodka mixed with curaçao.

A Raygan situation

A salute to the new family.

About what you guys would like in the cooler.

Absolutely love it.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Absurd.

Accidentally have a tragic death where he falls off a cliff.

Across the face right now, and hope that you go

Actually, do you wanna get this one first?

After all, I don’t hit things.

After college, I got into commodity trading

After that company got bought out,

After this, I’m gonna go have a look at Venice, Milan.

Again, I’m really sorry.

Ah, ah, ah... oh, my God.

Ah, it’s Dave.

Ah, it’s still on.

Ah, merci.

Ah, oh, you’ve seen my CV.

Ah, okay.

Ah, that wind.

Ah, the guests are calling.

Ah, this is so nice.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [bleep]

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... I’m gonna fall.

Ah... oh!

Ah... oh.

Ain’t nobody winging one bar here.

All clear.

All crew, all crew,

All crew, all crew, get into your whites,

All crew, all crew, get into your whites.

All crew, all crew, hang on.

All crew, all crew, hang on.

All crew, all crew, hang on.

All crew, all crew, hang on.

All crew, all crew, in your whites.

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon

All crew, all crew, meet me in the main salon for our welcome.

All crew, all crew, meet on the dock for guest departure.

All crew, all crew, meet on the dock for guest departure.

All crew, all crew, our ETA is 30 minutes.

All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock.

All crew, all crew, that is going to be

All crew, all crew, the guests are arriving.

All crew, all crew, we are going back to the dock,

All crew, all crew, we have permission to depart.

All crew, all crew, we have some

All crew, all crew, we will be getting underway.

All crew, all crew.

All crew, let’s meet in the main salon now, please.

All crew, our ETA to our destination is 20 minutes.

All fenders and lines are ready.

All fenders are ready.

All good with the fenders.

All luggage on board.

All of our shoes.

All of them, they're all sat at the tables.

All right [bleep] I’m running out of room.

All right, awesome. Well, thank you.

All right, babe.

All right, bitch.

All right, enjoy, guys. Thank you so much.

All right, everyone, out of your whites and into your reds,

All right, everyone's in.

All right, good night.

All right, guys, let me give you a hand.

All right, how was your car ride?

All right, I’ll go change.

All right, I’ll just go with this one, then.

All right, I’ll see you in the morning.

All right, I’ll see you up there.

All right, I’m gonna write some menus.

All right, I’m helping you.

All right, I’ve gotta do this cake.

All right, let's break.

All right, let’s do this, let’s do this, let’s do this.

All right, let’s go.

All right, let’s go.

All right, let’s throw this bad boy.

All right, so we're gonna do waters, beers.

All right, so we’re gonna head this way

All right, so, we can head this way.

All right, thank you.

All right, this is your cave

All right, this isn’t all the master stuff, is it?

All right, time to clock off for...

All right, we are good to go.

All right, we did it!

All right, we'll see you out there.

All right, we’ll just hit the rest of this, and see you later.

All right, well, until then, I’m with you.

All right, yeah, gotcha.

All right, yes, ma’am.

All right, you know what, I’m just gonna down.

All right, you’ll come join us by tender.

All right, you’re up next.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right... okay, thank you guys.

All the candles, lanterns.

All the guests are packed,

All the lines in order, the fenders down,

All the towels have been taken, everything.

All the water toys will be in the water.

Aloha.

Also, I've only just broken up with my ex,

Also, I’ve just been back at home.

Also, the tender should have been in the water already.

Also, with Raygan, there’s miles to go.

Am I clear of those buoys?

Am I the only person wearing a suit tonight?

Amazing, thank you.

Ambulance, ambulance, abliance. Ambliance.

America's a sh show, so I don't think I wanna go back.

An 11:30 cave swim with all guests.

An hour or two.

Anchor down, let’s go to three shackles.

Anchor is at home, anchor is at home.

Anchor is on waterline.

And a bosun that has guest priority.

And a bosun that has guest priority.

And a lot of toys going on.

And a promotion!

And add the spices with the fruit and some fresh herbs.

And also do nothing and come hang out with us?

And also, we can go over to, like, caves for a little,

And as a skipper, I'm totally comfortable

And back through.

And being able to dock a boat myself anyway.

And bop their head, anything could happen.

And cake and whatever else.

And carry on in a professional working relationship.

And chef had a relationship.

And chuck some charcoals in there, you know?

And cofounder of a Los Angeles based advertising agency.

And congratulations for staying up so long.

And congratulations for staying up so long.

And continue doing what you do best?

And continue to work with me professionally

And deal with the passarelle,

And dessert is a chocolate bombe.

And for him to have left me for a woman was also tough.

And for him to send messages calling me

And for others, maybe they’re looking for something.

And for some people, maybe they’re running from something.

And have a talk then, so I’ll write it all down on break.

And having also the chance to celebrate the anniversary,

And he’s gonna show me what he’s got.

And head back to that dock before the wind hits.

And here, a pineapple upside down

And hit it hard from the ground, running,

And hopefully, he’ll never do this ever again.

And how can you blame her?

And I can 100 percent relate.

And I can’t be everywhere at the same time.

And I did a lot of outside cooking there.

And I don't know how the crew

And I don’t like being single.

And I don’t like to be surrounded by negativity.

And I don’t think there’s an algorithm

And I feel like it’s easier now, hopefully.

And I feel really grateful to have you on board.

And I had less than a half a meter.

And I had to try and catch it.

And I just want to acknowledge that...

And I kissed the most beautiful woman in the world, so...

And I know what I’m doing.

And I need to know that everybody’s safe.

And I promise you, that’s gonna make you...

And I see her all up on my man, she’s got another thing coming.

And I think we just rotate duties.

And I wanna see how he does calling distances on the stern.

And I want these guests to leave with a memory.

And I want you to know Steven, he’s always around.

And I was, like, posing next to him with a feather,

And I would turn, I was like, "Oh, my God, I’m so sorry."

And I'll do the cabin turn down.

And I'll prove myself to you.

And I'm just gonna eat something.

And I’ll come up and explain it.

And I’m getting a little irritated,

And I’m here to do a job, and I expect them to do their job.

And I’m sorry that I’ve made you feel

And I’ve held it.

And if Natasha said that she felt threatened by David,

And inside the ball

And it is a cluster[bleep] right now.

And it just felt, like, electric for me.

And it's just, like, I do feel like my job is on the line.

And it’s almost like just throwing a ball against a wall.

And it’s critical that everyone do their job.

And it’s gonna be challenging,

And it’s just easier to just take it on the chin, say "Copy."

And just get the table clear?

And just go for a walk and look at the water, okay?

And just one more scrambled and salmon.

And keep me smiling and bubbling inside.

And keeping that all inside damaged me a lot.

And Kyle, can you check the napkins are removed

And later...

And later...

And let me know when I'm clear to swing

And let’s meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

And like, that can get cleaned once a week.

And literally everything, all the equipment,

And make other people feel that way is how I felt as a child

And make them forget, you know what,

And nothing’s how it should be.

And now I feel like she's avoiding me.

And now I feel like she’s avoiding me.

And now I’m getting these messages from him.

And now pull it in, now tie it up.

And now you can’t take that back.

And obviously, I need someone up here.

And on this boat, the pin doesn’t come out very easy.

And on top of that, there’s a current.

And once I hit it, like, I go.

And people weren’t answering.

And provisioning, the cleaning the vessel...

And see what the steering and everything is like.

And she wanted to be with me.

And she's still rich.

And smaller sailboats.

And spending sunup to sundown in the water.

And stuff like that and arrange things now.

And thankfully, no one got hurt.

And that means giving them direction.

And that really upsets me.

And that starts with the bosun, the leadership.

And that's not what I want.

And that’s sincere, as sincere as it goes.

And that’s the last thing that I want right now.

And that’s when we got together.

And the best service we’ve ever had.

And the boat tipped on its side.

And the bosun’s job is to teach her deck crew.

And the Jacuzzi.

And the turnaround time, the provisioning,

And then a nice, light couscous.

And then be a couple, we’re gonna tell everyone.

And then Carlos is gonna be on the bow

And then come to the bridge deck as quick as possible.

And then deck crew, it didn’t feel connected.

And then for drinks orders?

And then go for it.

And then I reckon we are good to go, baby, good to go.

And then I've gotta make a whole tray of six spicy...

And then I’ve got some sea bass...

And then if we head up to the sundeck...

And then just overall, like, just a good vibe,

And then Kyle, give me a hand with drinks.

And then let’s just start rinsing, and we...

And then on top of that I put so much pressure on myself.

And then once you’ve done the shots, hon,

And then our new deckhand arrives

And then potentially not get along with them.

And then push them off in one go.

And then seeing Dave being so soft around her,

And then so we can do Mexican theme after all.

And then the other cabins are kind of very similar.

And then the top

And then we have the other two cabins down here.

And then we need, like, a little plate.

And then we've got some grilled aubergine with some feta.

And then when my first sister was born,

And then you're gonna give me your hand.

And then... okay, awesome.

And there are gonna be, like, four meter seas,

And there was no damage, so it was okay.

And there’s been some upsetting

And these dolphins, unlike last season,

And this is the first time in my career

And to be able to entertain guests

And unlike the other marina last season,

And want more women in the bridge.

And we have had this connection,

And we need to start setting for dinner.

And we think you are.

And we were petrified of him,

And we've got a wind on us.

And we’ll go from there.

And we’ll see what happens in the future, yeah.

And what I saw last night

And when I joined my last boat

And where I need to be more.

And where I should be more as well, so yeah.

And you always wanna do it out of the way of the guests.

And you can trust them not to say anything to anyone.

And you guys are all so amazing.

And you guys look alike, you’re gorgeous brunettes,

And you guys look alike.

And you have every right to sit here and tell me that.

And you know how to do the tender?

And you spit.

And you work together, and we think you are.

And you're not allowed to speak to each other,

And you’re an awesome chef,

And you’re supposed to be resting right now, but...

And your pussy be throbbing already.

And, you know, we’re adults.

Another delivery for you.

Another notch, okay?

Any hard seltzer?

Anytime, Sandy.

Anyway, I’m sorry for the disruption it’s caused,

Anyway, thank you very much, and you know, enjoy your night out.

Anyway, this is for you... thank you.

Apparently, I’m not experienced enough.

Apparently, I’m not strong enough for the deck.

Arabic, Italian, Spanish.

Are gonna react towards the situation of what's happened.

Are part of the LGBTQIA+ community, such as myself,

Are there any of this without cinnamon?

Are there any of this without cinnamon?

Are these going up or down?

Are they hanging balls, babe?

Are they ready for us in the water?

Are they sitting down for dinner?

Are we allowed to know, for cabin arrangements,

Are we close to each other?

Are we crashing?

Are we crashing? What’s happening?

Are we crashing? What’s happening?

Are we crashing? What’s happening?

Are we doing paddleboards?

Are we going?

Are we gonna move on soon?

Are we gonna put bets on this?

Are we happy penis, everything fine?

Are we just hanging out?

Are we outta here?

Are we ready to get this party started?

Are we ready?

Are we really going back to the dock?

Are you able to come to the master for a minute?

Are you able to nip up to bridge deck aft

Are you all right?

Are you all right? Back it up.

Are you drinking a margarita?

Are you excited for your drinky wink tonight?

Are you going to give me a hand with the drinks?

Are you going?

Are you gonna hop in the shower?

Are you gonna wear your ascot?

Are you guys done talking sh

Are you having another drink?

Are you moving in? Rawr!

Are you okay, princess?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on com?

Are you sure? Are you all right?

Are you... do I need to get something, cold towel?

As a chief stew, I’m definitely a lead by example kind of girl.

As a chief stew, when sh hits the fan,

As a real estate agent,

As a unit, you’re highly mistaken.

As far as interpersonal relationships on board,

As I could, washing pots at a busy restaurant,

As opposed to how we would in the interior...

As quick as possible.

Ask the guests before we do it, or do we just do it?

At 1:30, because when you start doing somersaults

At home, my home is the party house.

At least.

At that point, whilst you’re in the shower,

At the end of every charter it's just, like, woohoo.

At the same time, Dave doesn’t deserve

At this point, I’m just hoping to get through this charter.

Aussies are my kryptonite.

Australia.

Aw, good work, you.

Aw, I’m so proud of you.

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Awesome, actually.

Awesome, thank you.

B, do you think this is gonna win her over?

Babe, that's 'cause you work there.

Babe, your food is unreal.

Back it up.

Back it up.

Back to work, mate.

Basically didn’t want anything else to happen.

Basically.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Because a lot of people have

Because at the time I was, like, 19, 20 years old.

Because Dave is a lovely person.

Because he just melts into Jell O,

Because he's gotta concentrate on me.

Because I already know that.

Because I can't see anything.

Because I don’t know who’s capable of what.

Because I feel like we can move on from it.

Because I just love to see the guests party.

Because I see the type of person that Dave is.

Because I think on a new team, on a new boat, in a new area,

Because I truly want more women on deck

Because I wanna see their reaction.

Because I was sharing with Raygan.

Because I was, like, what’s going on here?

Because I'm gonna start packing the tender for the guests.

Because I’ve been sacked.

Because I’ve just been working really hard.

Because it can be chewy like rubbery.

Because it can be dangerous.

Because it’s a bit heavy.

Because laziness makes me frustrated.

Because no one’s leading.

Because obviously, me being a captain

Because of the pandemic, it’s just been such a struggle,

Because she was still with her boyfriend.

Because she was still with her boyfriend.

Because she was still with her boyfriend.

Because she's making me feel, like, absolutely worthless.

Because someone gave me the opportunity.

Because South Africa’s been

Because that means that well have to do

Because that’ll make me mad.

Because the night before we joined Motor Yacht Home,

Because the reality is we pick up charter tomorrow.

Because the reality is we pick up charter tomorrow.

Because their father was just a piece of sh .

Because then you've got the potential of food drying out.

Because there’s different pins and different heads

Because they can’t ride them on their own,

Because they want me to take all of their, like,

Because this environment makes it quite difficult

Because this is where the guests are.

Because today... there’s anchors?

Because we need to gel as a team.

Because we was doing the jet skis.

Because we’re gonna have to hit the floor,

Because when we get our slide and our pool,

Because when you’re organized,

Because you know what you're doing.

Because you need to bring the anchors in.

Because you’re ing amazing.

Because you’re always around people.

Because you’re both very experienced.

Because you’re gonna have to get demoted to fourth stew.

Because you’re wearing this, and...

Because, obviously, it’s a Muslim country.

Beer and wines in the laz.

Beets... "they taste like dirt."

Before he tells everybody that we hooked up.

Before he tells everybody that we hooked up...

Before that, I was in corporate America.

Before we do it, can we talk through the process?

Before we joined Motor Yacht Home,

Before we leave. And then your schedule.

Before you get in, let us get a ladder down.

Before you get in, let us get a ladder down.

Being in Turkey, I’ve calmed down a little bit,

Better timing would have been yesterday.

Between all of this nonsense, yeah.

Bible. I’m being serious.

Big boat. It’s amazing.

Billy and Chris will be celebrating

Billy hates Raygan, so it’s good they’re not together.

Billy Rodriguez is a prestigious president

Billy, did you already finish yours?

Bitter, sweet, texture, and earth.

Black.

Bleh.

Bottles have all fallen off the bar and smashed.

Bottom drawer.

Bow is all clear.

Bow spring's on.

Boyfriend!

Boys, we can clock off.

Braised pig’s cheek,

Bread, a few different types.

Bring a vacuum cleaner with a hard head.

Bring me a naked man, and bring him to me now.

Brü, it was chaotic up there.

Buffet for main or just do all plated?

Bullsh , babe.

But A, fighting is just exhausting;

But also, like, there's a whole lot of things that come into it.

But as a captain, I have an obligation.

But as far as when I was talking to you...

But at the end of the day, he’s the charter guest.

But at the same time,

But at the same time, I’m here to do a business, and I am...

But at the same time, I’m the captain

But at the same time, you know,

But Dave is like no other chef I’ve ever had on the planet.

But don’t come back and say...

But drinking and WaveRunnering can’t happen.

But ever since I cheated on him with Dave,

But for now, Storm is stepping in as a provisional bosun,

But hang on... but one sec.

But I also want her to have a peace of mind

But I can’t see to the bow.

But I don’t follow preferences.

But I don’t follow recipes.

But I don’t wanna fail, so...

But I don’t want people to know and judge us.

But I feel like I caused this mess to start with.

But I feel like we should have pulled it up

But I guess it’s not right to cheat back.

But I just don’t know when.

But I kind of do feel like

But I kind of do feel like

But I know I ed up here.

But I really need to work on myself right now.

But I'm just gonna keep working hard until it's my time.

But I’d like to make humor out of a situation

But I’m doing nothing.

But I’m one of the wild cards, for sure.

But I’m struggling with keeping it a secret.

But I’ve spent the past several years on expedition boats,

But if the tip is whopping, it will be because of us.

But if you did don’t ing talk to me like that again...

But in the end I’m trying to keep my head up, keep positive,

But instead, I'm just inflating and deflating things.

But is that no cinnamon?

But it wasn’t this busy, and it wasn’t, like...

But it's because I don't wanna be learning

But it’s not where you need to be, it’s how you need to lead.

But it’s professionally managed, so...

But it’s terrifying.

But luckily, I’ve got such a great team

But my biggest concern right now with Raygan is just

But my mum would be so wrecked that I would have to drive her,

But no matter what you guys have done in the past, in the end,

But now all my food’s all over the place.

But now there’s a big panther face on it, so.

But now we actually have the whole team.

But obviously I can't do that because I'm on a yacht,

But on the interior, we all have these excellent strengths.

But right now she’s chief officer on another vessel.

But she said they’re basically,

But someone needs to move out of the cabin.

But Storm is looking nice at this point.

But Storm’s moustache needs to go.

But that has to be communicated and not blindside the client.

But that’s not automatic, you had to manually connect it?

But there’s things that make it surface, right?

But this was mismanaged, lines were everywhere.

But through all of that bullsh

But tonight, we’re drinking from the...

But what I’m gonna do is just rely on my experience,

But when you order drinks, I'm gonna run around.

But with my position being

But you need to bring it the next day.

But you need to bring it the next day.

But you... Tash.

But you’re in love.

But you’re telling me to do stuff,

But, I mean, it's my job, I've gotta be flexible.

But, like, I just tap into this work mode,

But, like, what should take two minutes

Butler and Associates.

Butler and Associates.

Buzzing.

By the way, guys, nothing went down.

Bye, Captain Sandy.

Bye, guys, thank you.

Cake shot that everyone must try.

Calling the distances because deck needs that support.

Can get you there faster?"

Can I be honest... you look like a ing wreck.

Can I be the sandwich?

Can I come with you guys

Can I do one of those Corona sunrises?

Can I do that?

Can I get some water?

Can I help you?

Can I just have a hug... aw.

Can I please use this after the set up?

Can I release it?

Can I say this is the best looking crew

Can I show you something?

Can I start making a few cocktails?

Can I take some ginger for the condiment tray?

Can they lead? It’s critical.

Can we change now?

Can we eat dessert upstairs?

Can we go to a techno club, please?

Can we have an interior meeting?

Can we just look at the birds’ nests for a second?

Can we play in the water today, or is that not a thing?

Can we start eating?

Can we use our stabilizers?

Can you believe we're here right now?

Can you get this one ashore?

Can you get, Jason, three lines ready on the stern, please?

Can you go help him with the eFoil?

Can you grab this one?

Can you guys just not ing have sex right now,

Can you hear it, am I going through?

Can you hold it tightly, Jason?

Can you jump in, get the lever out, yeah?

Can you jump into the laundry?

Can you just start letting these out?

Can you kinda jump into cabins for now?

Can you meet me in the bridge?

Can you move that out of the way?

Can you please meet up in the crew mess?

Can you please pass me primary’s preference sheet?

Can you point to Malta, please?

Can you put the eFoil in the water, please,

Can you show me where the slide is?

Can you surprise me with your favorite drink?

Can’t beet a root.

Cannonball.

Captain, Captain, Raygan, all luggage on board.

Captain, Raygan.

Captain.

Careful, guys, walking up, because it’ll roll.

Carlos, Carlos, Raygan.

Catch it... yes, I can do that.

Challenge accepted.

Champagne?

Change quick, because I think they're leaving shortly.

Charter number two...

Charter number two...

Charter two, now you got a full team.

Cheating is not something that I'm proud of.

Cheers to that!

Cheers to that.

Cheers to the beginning of the end.

Cheers to the beginning of the end.

Cheers to the breakfast table.

Cheers, bro, appreciate it.

Cheers, that.

Cheers!

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Chef Dave, I haven't had a chef like you

Chef, are we doing plated tonight, or family style?

Chin up.

Chris is with Raygan.

Chris, so, how many brothers and sisters do you have?

Christina and Dina are requesting

Chuck it, chuck it.

Cinnamon... I can never spell that... cinnaminaminaminum.

Cinnanynom... see, I can’t. I can’t.

Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

Coffee.

Come get me if you need me, yeah?

Come here.

Come here.

Come on in!

Come on, guys.

Come on, you guys are so ing in love, it’s not even funny.

Come on!

Come on.

Come, sweet cheeks, let’s go.

Coming down to redo it, so I got you.

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming, Dave.

Congratulations on being the third stew in the laundry.

Cool, and then once that's done...

Cool, cool, cool.

Cool, cool, let’s get the crane ready, and let’s start moving.

Cool!

Cool.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy, Captain.

Copy, I'll go down there now.

Copy, on my way.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Could I offer the wine list for anyone?

Could I order four espresso martinis?

Could you just pack a cooler box, please?

Could you see down that side of the boat?

Couldn’t have been better timing.

Dah, dah, dah

Dah, dah, dah!

Damn, girl, like, one more look.

Damn, that was quite a slap.