Space Force (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A colleague of mine,

A gift from us. Moutai.

A lot of the blame has been placed on your shoulders.

A man ate a bird. We drank each other's urine.

A merry Christmas!

A miracle. A miracle.

A nefarious plan, which I overheard.

A warm welcome to Gus Kelly.

About anything, honey. Boys, girls, dinosaurs.

About as real as the truth he's telling.

About how we're gonna answer questions about what happened on the moon.

About what happened up there.

Absolutely not.

Actually, I need to talk to you too, in private.

Actually, it's a he. Jerome.

Additionally, that Halloween I was dressed as a hobo,

Adrian, I have... I have bad news for you.

After all of that, after all that damning testimony,

After three drinks, we get whatever we want.

After you.

After you.

Ah, NASA. You say NASA? Ah, of course, NASA.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Erin, honey, everything is gonna be fine.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Mmm.

Ah. Okay.

Albertson, now is not a good time.

All right, I gotta go. I love you...

All right. Who's next? Dad?

All right. You know what? We can tighten our belts a little bit. Sure.

All the way from Washington D.C. to meet with us.

All these brainiacs, and nobody told me nobody uses emoticons anymore?

Almost half.

Also, the lead astronaut from the moon mission, Dr. Lim.

American cigars from the great state of Connecticut.

And also, the Cowboys title was in 1996.

And America ate it up like a meth sprinkled,

And apparently, a drummer.

And be a good dad.

And discuss the division of lunar resources.

And don't you worry. Uncle Brad'll take great care of you.

And few, if any,

And food,

And he crawled under the tree.

And I can't be there, so I need you to be strong for your father, okay?

And I did, and I came back safely. We did that under his leadership.

And I didn't have to do anything.

And I got your answer right here.

And I have proven here that he is treacherous,

And I knew there were going to be no presents under the tree that Christmas.

And I smacked into the eighth floor of the Royal Mayan.

And I think that if she could keep a top GPA at a community college,

And I took the hint.

And I want you all to tell the truth when you go in there.

And I was dating this Russian spy guy for a while. My dad didn't like that.

And I would like to welcome our guest of honor this evening.

And I would love, if it's okay with you, to take the opportunity, sir,

And I'd like to say

And I'll put my boot up your ass if you don't shut up.

And I'm me.

And I'm serious about this.

And if there's anything we can get for you before we begin, some coffee or a...

And if you can't do it, it'll be done for you.

And if you put in the time and effort, you assume a rank.

And if your mother comes up,

And is quite possibly a Chinese spy.

And it was depressing. And awful.

And just split this damn thing down the middle? 50/50.

And mine is a pain in the ass.

And she hardly ever says anything.

And that is the kind of spirit I am looking for here at Space Force.

And that story's very alarming.

And the three of us lay there, under the tree,

And then her knee grazes the side of his perfect cheekbones.

And then my mom crawled under the tree. And then I crawled under the tree.

And then put a lit cigarette in it.

And then we got the continental breakfast...

And there are some heavy hitters on this list.

And there's something that I need to tell you.

And they still bought me a four dollar plastic mic from CVS.

And they're looking at replacements for, guess who, General Naird.

And this coming from a real American hero.

And to the scientists and astronauts of both of our countries

And under whose command.

And who likes doing laundry?

And wish you

And you look beautiful.

And you refused.

And you were ordered to destroy the Chinese moon base in retaliation,

And your budget has been drastically slashed.

And your son, he is also stunning.

And your thumb stands erect, pointed towards the sky.

And, uh, I can play the erhu, General.

And, uh, my family,

And, uh, standing up in gravity, and, you know...

And, you know, we fool around, things are going great, and then boom.

Angela Ali, that is the future of Space Force.

Angela, you're a queen.

Anyway, you wanted to talk to me?

Anyway...

Apparently, my heart has shrunken a little bit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Armstrong, Aldrin, the first two men on the moon.

As they explore space and see what's out there together.

At best.

At the age of three, I learned how to tie my shoe in 15 minutes.

Aw, that's very sweet of you.

Away from people and breakable objects.

B 7.

Because it seems to me that man has not evolved one iota

Because my mom is dating one of her prison guards.

Been thinking about it way too much, all right?

Being paid to do nothing is actually my dream job.

Blergh.

Both nations worked together to return home to Earth"?

Boy, do I love those.

Brad lost his testicle chair.

Brad on Chan.

Brad, Kick. Kick comes back in, says, "What's up?" to Angela...

Brad, we have known each other a long time.

Brad, you actually do have egg on your face.

Brad?

Brad.

Brad. [snorting]

Bring it on.

But Grabaston is a military Neanderthal,

But he's my best friend.

But how would we determine that without first knowing both bits of news?

But I do believe that my decision

But I ordered blackened Cajun salmon with cranberry vinaigrette.

But I soon returned to the base, where I voluntarily surrendered

But I'm not supposed to talk about that.

But if you whine hard enough, he goes back on his decisions.

But if, uh, we fall behind schedule, does the five month offer still...

But it doesn't mean she has super hearing like Daredevil or Spider Man, okay?

But it is also flat.

But it's important that you show tact and civility.

But my aunt pees in the dark to save on her light bill.

But not necessarily bad.

But now we drink mimosas.

But still, within that, there was a beauty.

But that's... I'm okay.

But the United States has the highest GDP in the world.

But the, uh, tow boat flew me too close to shore,

But then again,

But then he took the braised abalone off the menu,

But they are. Or whoever makes my awesome drum kit.

But through diplomacy and cooperation,

But under the original mission of the branch.

But unquestionable character.

But we raised you to be strong. You're a Naird.

But what about all the, like, lies?

But with diplomacy and cooperation,

But you gotta handle your alcohol so you don't get the short end of the deal.

But you said to rip the Band Aid off.

But you won't get far dragging a mini fridge

But, I mean, you just, like, cry randomly at night sometimes, right?

By the way, it is a sunny 76 degrees in Tucson, everyone!

Can we really trust a man with the feet of a child?

Can you recount with the utmost detail and precision,

Can't believe I get to watch this. What about a second question?

Can't live with them

Can't sleep.

Capable of symbolic thought.

Captain Ali, who or what

Captain Ali, you've been the subject

Captain Ali?

Carte blanche to green light new missions?

Cement mason.

Check Dua Lipa.

Cheers.

Chile picante Corn Nuts.

Chinese people love to do business over drinks,

Come on. Had sex.

Consider this a stay of execution.

Cool.

Coordinating a safe return

Copy that. Slow and steady wins the moon.

Corn Nuts? Know how much money we could be making?

Courtyard by Marriott.

Cranberry, yeah. They were out of blueberry, so...

Cruller?

Cut.

Cute.

D D Dude. You're spinning like OJ 287.

Dad, I'm in a hearing at the Pentagon. Space Force is on trial.

Darn. Well.

Deep fried Snickers bar you get at a state fair.

Def... I said, "Definitely not." Is what I said.

Delicious.

Did anybody think that I like having my phone?

Did not do that.

Did y'all almost start a moon war with China?"

Did you miss most when you were on the moon?

Do not fret, friends.

Do you have a taped confession?

Do you think Brad aced it?

Does it bother you that we're a couple?

Does that make me a Neanderthal?

Doesn't help.

Doesn't it feel so fake though?

Doesn't make you the general at home."

Doing well. Doing well.

Don't be fresh.

Don't blame the bird. The bird is trending right now.

Don't blame yourself, General.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't put the empty jar back in the fridge, please.

Don't worry. I am a quick study.

Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Dr. Chan and I personally birthed that project.

Dr. Lim is a smoke show.

Dr. Mallory, remember, diplomacy.

Dr. Mallory?

Dr. Mallory.

Dr. Mallory's my friend. Brad. Chan.

Dr. Zhang is a constant nag in my ear.

Dr. Zhang, perhaps you'll have one of these someday.

Earth is very noisy and, like, colorful.

Eat rice. Your stomach becomes the phone.

Eddie never killed or ate any living thing.

Erin is on the stand right now.

Erin said the exact same thing to me when she was in sixth grade.

Erin, how did you know to tap on the table?

Erin, I want you on your best behavior today.

Erin, let me see your face.

Erin! Did you finish all the marmalade?

Even gave me his WeChat contact so he can hang out with me in Beijing.

Even the Panda Express here closed down because locals found the food too "spicy."

Even when my parents were broke, they still put something under the tree.

Every Chinese parent loves to brag about their kids.

Every Chinese person's been to Vegas. It's our Mecca.

Everybody has to go. There's only one way in or out.

Exactly. But... But did we though?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse the reach.

Eyes over here.

Fan Bingbing must have been drinking too much Moutai

Fan Bingbing. He'll go crazy. Fan Bingbing.

Fantastic.

Feel like I've been going out of my mind with nobody to talk to

Fine. Fine.

Fine. Good. Everything's good. Yeah.

Focus up. Focus up, please.

For both nations' astronauts?

For elder statesmen.

For fuck's sake. Come on.

For God's...

For ignoring an executive order to attack the Chinese on the moon.

For some mysterious reason, she ghosts me.

For the next generation. For Jing, for Erin.

For weeks, everything tasted like jerk sauce.

For you the flag is flung For you the bugle trills

Found out, and he sent me the list of possible replacements.

From the different documents and testimony submitted today, General Naird,

From the moment we met, he's always wanted to be in command.

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck, I know. I know.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Full of diet cream soda, will ya?

Gānbēi.

General Gao, welcome to Space Force.

General Grabaston did have a plan,

General Grabaston had detained me and my team against our will.

General Grabaston, do you have a final statement?

General Grabaston, your blatant disregard for human life

General Gregory, General Grabaston has accused you

General Gregory, they're ready for you.

General Naird believes, and I believe as well,

General Naird has something to tell you.

General Naird is the only man who could tell Putin,

General Naird, are you aware

General Naird, he gave me an opportunity to go to the moon.

General Naird, howdy.

General Naird, please follow me.

General Naird, until further notice, you will remain in command of Space Force,

General Naird, with a new administration comes a new budget,

General, has anyone ever told you

General, how did it go, sir?

General, how old is your son?

General, to be safe, you should coat your tongue with cod liver oil.

General, what do you say we put our differences aside

Get it out.

Give Dr. Zhang a piece of real American space history.

Give it up for Captain Angela Ali.

God. What...

Good choice. Is that cranberry?

Good looking guy too.

Good luck with that.

Good news. Anybody hungry? Because I sprung for lunch.

Good point.

Gotcha now.

Great. This is what's gonna happen now.

Guys, there's plenty of air. Air's not going anywhere.

Ha!

Has small feet,

Have ever come as generously armed as I.

Haven't I seen him in the movies?

He always thinks of others before himself. He's a good dad.

He disobeyed a direct order and fled the premises.

He doesn't know me. He doesn't know what I'm going through.

He got all the way home before he realized he'd left me at my mom's prison.

He is a good actor.

He just turned ten.

He makes these very weird sounds, like...

He or she has a friend in the Pentagon,

He skipped two grades. That is what we are most proud of.

He spoke his first words.

He started it.

He wears a size eight shoe.

He's a real astronaut, you imbecile.

He's cool.

He's definitely a great general.

He's gassing you up so you'll let your guard down, then, "Ffft!"

He's gonna steal your girl. It's a classic move.

He's the only person to ever beat me in Uno. On the moon.

He's weak.

Hello, Captain Lancaster. This is General Naird.

Hello, Dr. Zhang.

Hello.

Heroes. Rosa Parks.

Hey, be honest. Do you think she's seeing another guy?

Hey, can we all stop whispering our questions?

Hey, do you have any real evidence of this?

Hey, don't worry. sweetie.

Hey, Dr. Lim. What's up?

Hey, he was a good guy. Got a raw deal.

Hey, I brought you a Tico's pineapple seltzer.

Hey, it's cool.

Hey, just wanted to say hello to "Space Farce."

Hey, you should buy her some of those chile picante Corn Nuts.

Hey! Go Buffaloes.

Hey.

Hey. Back in the room. Here we go. Thank you.

Hi, Brad!

High level astrophysicist. He's an Olympic triathlete.

Highly decorated General Gao. Got the head of science, Dr. Zhang.

His pronouns are he/him.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honestly kinda sounds like he's killing Kick,

Honey, we talked about this.

Hope you brought your "McAppetites."

How about a trade school? Concrete pouring is very hot these days.

How about you, sir,

How are you holding up?

How are you? Oh, quick question, if you don't mind. What time is it?

How can you drink that swill?

How can you guys just sit still? Doesn't your skin feel weird? Huh?

How come I didn't end up in jail?

How did that go?

How did you know that?

How do you feel about that? You like cement? That interest you?

How much do I have to invest?

How slashed are we talking about?

How would you know about that?

How's my boy? I haven't held him since he was born.

How's prison going?

Howdy.

Huh?

Huh?

I "Mou tied" one on. Okay, pull over, hon.

I agree. Gossip is the Devil's telephone.

I am not a hero, but you know who is a real hero?

I am not gonna remember any of this.

I am not in the mood for your NASA bullshit.

I am not perfect.

I asked about your original testimony.

I can say with some certainty that I am only two or three of those things.

I can stop whenever I want. It's not even that big a deal.

I can't believe that worked.

I can't... Now... Did she nod?

I could DM her right now and find out.

I could use my college fund.

I couldn't get the Executive executive suite.

I did it. [chuckles]

I didn't have eggs for breakfast. Huh. Probably a story there.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't... I didn't realize you had a cat.

I do.

I do. Two military superpowers were on the moon together.

I don't do laundry.

I don't give you enough credit.

I don't have my phone to tell for sure, but...

I don't know anybody who doesn't love buying new clothes,

I don't know if this helps or not,

I don't know what he's dreaming about, but, um, it sounds like he's being chased

I don't know. Let's join in. Here we go.

I don't know. She just left.

I don't need any of that. I know how to hold my liquor. Everybody out.

I don't regret it. I'd do it again.

I don't think this is such a good idea.

I don't understand it.

I don't wanna... I don't wanna stop.

I don't want you to see... Ugh. All right. I wanna go to sleep.

I ended up in a quinceañera dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

I ended up using butter. On my muffin. Just as good.

I gotcha. I gotcha.

I guess I've heard worse ideas.

I guess. I mean, if you're into, uh, tall astrophysicists, you know.

I had an English muffin with orange marmalade.

I had to take you back to prison because you can't just escape from prison.

I have a toast.

I have no connection to this bird.

I have some info you might be interested in.

I have some very bad news to impart.

I heard "Earth." You said "Earth." Right? She said Earth, everybody.

I just... I just buy new clothes,

I knew it.

I know it'll work. Baby, I know it'll work.

I know that you are all sacrificing, but...

I know you would've saved it if you could've.

I know, I know, I know, Adrian.

I know. If I were Angela, I would choose him over me too.

I know. Well, I'm sorry about the Mars mission.

I laid an egg.

I learned a long time ago that when you point a finger,

I learned how to make a daily ration last for three weeks.

I like sleep.

I like to say, "With General Naird,

I literally owe my life to him.

I look like an idiot out here.

I love him a lot.

I love muffins.

I love that answer.

I mean, 'cause you and I both know what went down was not exactly ideal.

I mean, he could be having a heart attack and somebody's reviving him, you know?

I mean, he was the star witness for the prosecution at my mom's court case.

I mean, I will go on, because then I'm not sorry, actually.

I mean, it's a junior executive suite.

I mean, Kick has been in there a while.

I mean, some women prefer shorter men who haven't been on the moon.

I mean, you're programmed to do one thing,

I need to collect your phones before you testify.

I promise I won't start an international incident like you almost did.

I put my boots on the moon,

I saw you vomit into the umbrella plant.

I see. Well, thank you. We're very happy.

I should probably call an ambulance now, get it out of the way.

I showered and shaved.

I slept.

I spent $600 on a makeover.

I spent some time over at Guangzhou for my term abroad.

I still have time for a drink.

I think I just need a vacation from talking about the moon.

I think I'm gonna send it with a singing emoji.

I think mine's worse.

I think that's a Florida thing.

I think we have to blow off a little steam while we wait for the verdict.

I think we should honor our guests with an authentic Chinese banquet.

I thought you asked how I lost my testicle.

I took several pieces of Halloween candy out of a bowl that said "take one."

I tried parasailing once in Cancún,

I understand we're a high security place, but...

I upgraded the room with points. I got the Garden View.

I want you to smile, to be polite.

I was really proud of you tonight.

I was thinking that maybe later you and I could fire up a couple of those bad boys

I wasn't the same when I came back from Jamaica.

I will do that right now.

I will try the crab legs if I ever get over there.

I will.

I would go to war for him with anybody

I would have sex with you over him any day of the week.

I would just like to say congratulations on your new position,

I would like to hear a "Space Force spirit" on three.

I would like to propose a toast to our esteemed guests.

I would ride you like a three legged camel.

I would've spent the last few minutes of my life "Black on the moon"

I wouldn't hang up on me if I were you, Adrian.

I... I can't actually believe I'm saying this,

I'll be fine.

I'll make sure they put your dad in a jail cell close to your mom.

I'll need your red line reductions by midday.

I'll show the ant brained dunce a great time.

I'm also a military man, Dr. Mallory.

I'm an astronaut.

I'm done with it today, okay? I'm done. I'm not a hero.

I'm glad someone finally said what we're all thinking.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

I'm gonna be off to the side feeding you lines.

I'm gonna need you to stop comparing my experience on the moon

I'm guessing.

I'm helping with this.

I'm just making an observation because I'm a scientis...

I'm leaving.

I'm not sure if you're aware of it or not,

I'm not sure she would even be able to come.

I'm not.

I'm really... [exhales]

I'm sorry you got roped into all of this.

I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are.

I'm sorry. I'll...

I'm sorry. Oh God.

I'm sorry. You were sort of lost in thought there.

I'm trying to say that Naird's a noble dude.

I'm... Fine. I'm fine.

I'm... It's not gonna... It's fine.

I've told you that a whole bunch of times.

If it wasn't for Mark Naird.

If it's on the Internet, I can find it.

If that were cut, it would crush him.

If this thing doesn't go my way, Maggs, what's gonna happen to Erin?

If we look back at quadrant one here, when you see the...

If you go to jail,

If you want,

In America, when you tap the table,

In China, they never discuss business right away.

Incompetent, fragile, eccentric,

Indecisive, and potentially treasonous.

Into the custody of General Grabaston.

Is a copy of the official list of candidates enough evidence for you?

Is it hard adjusting to the spotlight?

Is it the "B"? Is it the sev... Hey.

Is it?

Is that bad?

Is that Bruce Willis?

Is that Mom?

Is that my baby?

Is this really necessary?

It has to be done. Do you want me to do this?

It illuminates the exteriors

It inflates your... your intestine like a balloon, and that...

It is a pleasure to meet you and your lovely family.

It is buttermilk passed through a baby's bottom.

It is nice outside. Uh...

It is normal. Absolutely.

It is not good physically.

It is not. Think about it.

It was a reckless scheme

It was long.

It wasn't easy, but I think we made our target.

It would be my honor to take care of Erin.

It would be my pleasure.

It'll all be worth it when I finally set foot on Mars.

It'll make visiting day with your parents more convenient.

It's a nice gesture, and it's romantic. In a mildly spicy way.

It's a regional favorite.

It's a sign of respect.

It's a sign you want the blackjack dealer to give you another card.

It's basically our version of the violin.

It's been suggested that you are unstable,

It's gorgeous. It's got two strings. It's made out of python skin.

It's Jerome's cat, really.

It's just a snack, Adrian.

It's kind of wild being back, huh?

It's mostly public domain Christmas music.

It's not a good sign. [sighs]

It's not our business if they yiffed or didn't yiff.

It's okay.

It's okay. I'll do it. It's my job. [clears throat]

It's our food too!

It's probably my fault.

It's quite the special occasion.

It's totally normal behavior for an astronaut.

It's very confusing.

It's what I do.

It's, like, the most important.

It's... It's everywhere I go.

Jeez. It's a quasar. It's the fastest rotating object in the universe.

Jesus.

Jing?

Just depends on how rich you wanna get. Takes money to make money.

Just say that she is taking some time for herself.

Just trust me. I've eaten one.

Karaoke machine!

Kick, we have to do something. The astronauts are running out of air.

Know how you fix your phone in rice?

Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado,

Legal proceedings are a combat of the mind,

Lemme hear a question. I know you got a good one.

Let alone keep my command.

Let me tell you a little story.

Let me walk everyone through the timeline one more time. Okay?

Let's go!

Let's go.

Like a Days Inn?

Like I care. 'Cause that extra three weeks would be insufferable.

Like selling our governments' bullshit propaganda?

Listen, I know she's a hero,

Listen, I know what you really want.

Little kids who do their homework every day.

Look at this. Model, model, model, model.

Look at this. My hand is actually cramped on top of the phone.

Look, everybody, I know that it's tough.

Look, I'm gonna be real with you. I feel like I'm having a hard time.

Look, we just have to find ways to pinch pennies.

Looking up at all those dead branches.

Louise is my mom's lover.

Love daddy."

Maggie, long time no see!

Mallory yawns.

Mark Naird is a man of questionable fashion sense

Mark Naird.

Mark, maybe we should pay a coach to put her on the soccer team.

Mark, you got this. I love you.

May I ask how long that's been there, sir?

May our friendship be as great as your wall.

Maybe a teaspoon of yeast in some yogurt. That'll break down the enzymes.

Maybe I could get her an internship at Space Force.

Maybe Independence Day?

Maybe this can be of some help.

Maybe we can share a bottle of Moutai.

Maybe you should bring your stunt double for that.

Maybe you're just lucky.

Might I be able to speak with you privately?

Mm mm.

Mm!

Mm. I, too, have skipped a few classes.

Mmm.

Mmm. How important is this?

Most definitely not all six.

Move that right out.

Mr. Scarapiducci?

Mr. Secretary, first of all,

Mrs. Naird, I'm very impressed that, as a convict,

Mrs. Naird! Ahoy hoy. F. Tony Scarapiducci here.

Much like modern Neanderthals

My boyfriend says you have to buy in now while it's cheap.

My boyfriend told me about it, and I made almost two grand in one day.

My brilliant testimony?

My country's favorite liquor.

My dad got down,

My mom is in prison.

My name will be written in history.

My nephew, he goes to a summer camp. For three weeks, they don't have any tech.

My parents have an open relationship

My sincere apologies, General.

My son once said to me,

My... Your mom is my friend.

Nah. All right. Yes.

Nah. I'm fine.

Naird has always been jealous of me.

Naird, regarding this upcoming visit with the Chinese space agency to Wild Horse,

Neighbors on Earth.

Neon is a noble gas.

Nerds of Average Science Ability.

Neurological, psychological?

No, but they got "Jingle Bells."

No, I cannot do the next interview. Or any interview.

No, I just received an unwelcome bit of news.

No, it can't... What is it?

No, Moutai's a totally different beast. One time, I drank half a bottle...

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not gonna work.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to see the list of po...

No, no, no, no. People tried to do that, and they went to jail.

No, of course it's not. It is round.

No, please, go on.

No, sir, I don't, but...

No, they're not foolin' around. This is a real thing.

No, wait. We'd just run out of marmalade.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, that's very sad.

No. All right.

No. I mean, he is, like, super good looking.

No. I said "congratulations."

No. I'm good. I'm good.

No. I'm... Yeah.

No. No, Brad, I want you to tell the truth.

No. No. I think it shows that you listen.

No. We're trying to figure out if Angela's into me or not.

No. You just chug a bottle of Pedialyte.

Nope. Nothin'. Nothin'.

Not for long.

Not to mention there is an astronaut up there halfway to Mars.

Not your problem, traitor.

Nothing. Just don't want a mental image of my colleagues having sex.

Now is the time where I will ask other people that same question. You, sir.

Now, as you know, Space Force is very much under the microscope.

Now, you've heard Mark Naird say he's the good guy,

O Captain, my Captain Our fearful trip is done

Of course. So, what? What are you afraid of?

Of locking him in a bathroom on the day in question.

Of our erhu.

Of so much attention since returning from the moon.

Oh boy. Uh...

Oh ho! Nasty.

Oh Jesus.

Oh my God. I am so excited you're here.

Oh my God. Is my dad really gonna go to jail?

Oh my! Very fun. I love how into it you are.

Oh no. No. No. False alarm.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah, Showtime? Try and top that. I just aced it.

Oh, and then, of course, there are the night terrors.

Oh, believe me. Mine's worse.

Oh, but wait, wait. I... Sorry. I have so many questions. Um...

Oh, come on. It's very delicate tofu.

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, Erin, Erin, Erin, Erin.

Oh, f...

Oh, I love that story.

Oh, I see. Congratulations.

Oh, I'm so nervous.

Oh, is he?

Oh, it was fine. Fine.

Oh, it's okay. I'm glad I'm here.

Oh, me? Thank you for calling on me.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Oh, pretty little bedtime story, Naird.

Oh, right. I forgot I'm a general.

Oh, sweetie, I'm not going to prison.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that damn liar.

Oh, that's a great idea.

Oh, the Space Jam with Michael Jordan.

Oh, ugh!

Oh, well, at least this year, we've gotten each other's name right.

Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca.

Oh, yay! A call!

Oh, yeah. Um... Just still, like, adjusting to being back.

Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason.

Oh!

Oh! [sighs]

Oh! General Gao's such a nice guy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. All right.

Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh. Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting something?

Oh...

Oh... Is the battery dead?

Okay, gentlemen, after much deliberation, we have come to the following verdict.

Okay, great. So everybody can relate. Thanks for your input. Thanks.

Okay, great. Well, we've established that cream soda is not to Dr. Mallory's liking.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, okay, that came out wrong. What I meant to say was...

Okay, the key thing to remember

Okay, there's been a change of plans. Listen up.

Okay, um, shall we move on?

Okay, you gotta stop. You gotta stop.

Okay? Since I got back. I'm not able to do even small things.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. According to General Grabaston's testimony,