Tourettes Guy Edit

A guy tried to break in my truck

Aaaasss

About 10 mins ago

Ah dammit

Ah dammit 2

Ah dammit 3

Ah dammit 4

Ah damn

Ah fuck

Ah fuck you you're grounded

Ah shit

Ah shit 2

Ah shit 3

Ah shit 4

Ah shit 5

Ah shit 6

Ah shit 7

Ah shit 8

Ah shit 9

Alf

All you ever do is stay at home play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time

All you ever do..

Alright

And god bless her

And her spaghetti sucked dick

And I couldn't stop calling people dicks

And it made me feel like a piece of shit

And once you see my dick you won't want it

And the letter D

And then the manager called me a dumbass like he's my dad and shit

And when I come back I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies

Are we gonna fuck or what

Are you shitting me

As in

As in Pittsburgh

Ass

Ass 2

Ass 3

Ass 4

Ass 5

Asshole

Assholes

B

Bacon and eggs dear

Balls

Balls 2

Barbells

Bastard

Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit that's why

Big black woman with big tits you can't miss her

Biggie fries and shit to drink

Bird

Bitch

Bitch [Choking]

Bitch 2

Bitch 3

Bitch 4

Bitch 5

Bitch 6

Bitch 7

Bitch 8

Bitch 9

Bitch 10

Bullshit

Bullshit 2

Bullshit 3

Bullshit 4

Bullshit 5

But if some faggot ever tries to touch me

But she's old as fuck

Buttfuck

By the time I got to the last clock my ass turned to Jell O

C

Calm down, calm down, don't get a big dick

Can you do me a big favor

Charles

Cock

COMBS

Comcast

D

Daily basis

Dallas

Dammat

Dammit

Dammit 2

Dammit 3

Dammit 4

Dammit 5

Dammit 6

Dammit 7

Dammit 8

Dammit 9

Dammit 10

Dammit 11

Dammit 12

Dammit these fish sticks are hard as tits

Dammit this is good shit

Damn

Damn damn damn damn

Damn him in the ass

Damn the referee

Dick

Dick [cough]

Dickhead

Don't put the beer back

Don't talk shit about Total

Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission

Duuuuh

Eat my short dick

Except snakes

Faggot

Faggot 2

Fashion Bug

Fashion Bug 2

Fatass

For the first three damn months

Four eyes

Free

Fuck

Fuck 2

Fuck 3

Fuck 4

Fuck 5

Fuck 6

Fuck 7

Fuck 8

Fuck fuck fuckin' fuck fuck

Fuck him

Fuck him 2

Fuck him hard

Fuck him too

Fuck horses

Fuck off

Fuck rap music

Fuck salt

Fuck the lottery

Fuck the phone

Fuck you

Fuck you 2

Fuck you 3

Fuck you 4

Fuck you 5

Fuck you 6

Fuck you 7

Fuck you 8

Fuck you 9

Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you

Fuck you fuck you fuck you in the ass

Fuck you H&S

Fuck you kid you're a dick

Fuck you you piece of shit

Fuck you, Rick Moranis, and your...pussy whipped friends

Fuck you, there's a fly in here

Fuckin'

Fucking hung up my ass

Fucking piece of shit

Fuuuck

FUUUUUCK!

G

Get the fuck outta my way bitch

Give me some shit to drink

Go count your dick

Go to your room

Go touch his dick

God dammit

God dammit 2

God dammit I said water

God dammit it hurts

Gotta answer the damn phone

Hahahahahahaha

He played Data on Star Trek

He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican

He's an ass

He's an asshole

He's not playing with a full dick

He's probably getting fucked in the ass

Head & Shoulders my ass

Holy dumb fuck

HOLY FUCK

Holy fuck 2

Holy piss

Holy shit

Holy Shit 2

Holy Shit 3

Holy Shit 4

Holy shit 5

Holy shit 6

Holy shit 7

Holy shit 8

Holy shit 9

Holy shit 10

Horse manure

Horses

Hurry up you shit boat

I bought your Colgate toothpaste

I called her a bitch and right in front of her tits

I can't see shit

I could shit a better Kool Aid commercial

I didn't talk to nobody yesterday I was in the car taking a shit

I don't even know who the fuck he is but fuck him too

I don't give a dead moose's last shit

I don't give a shit

I don't hate gays

I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit

I don't wanna switch phone companies

I gotta go

I had to turn all my clocks back an hour

I have a freedom of speech

I have balls

I have to live in this hellhole

I hope in the next movie he's in he gets blown into a million pieces

I hope this is the PuffDaddy version of the song not that Sting POS

I just don't give a shit about Wheel of Fortune anymore

I love my grandma Jenelle

I love you

I mean this thing not my dick

I pissed

I said fuck you first so fuck you

I talk to my son on a dick

I told my whole family I was going to be on

I walked in to pick up my fucking glasses

I was told I was gonna have ShowTime free

I was told..

I watched the first season of Alf on DVD

I wouldn't fuck her with mah own ass

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

I'd kill myself too if my last name was..

I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass

I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock

I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in my shit

I'd like to tit fuck her ass

I'll kick your ass

I'll throw my shoes you faggot ass

I'm gonna Scotch tape your ass shut

I'm gonna take a piss

I'm just doing it for that bitch at church

I'm not

I'm not afraid of shit

I'm not wearing this cologne for you people

I'm too pissed to give a shit

If I don't get a full refund I'm gonna..

If I ever see Vanna White in person I'll call her a bitch

If I ever see Vanna White in person I'll..

If people don't like it they can go fucking fuck their fucking selves

If she was a car, she would be a four door Ford whore

In the United States of America..

Is that that big black woman you work with

It feels like I have 500 lbs of fatass on my chest

It's about 30 cases

It's easy for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so full of shit

It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass

It's pretty good

It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake

Just how much ass are we talking about

Kiss my ass

Last time I gave a shit I got fucked

Lick my balls

Mens asses

Mortal Dickhead

Motherfucker I'll kick your ass

Motherfucker you hit me in the dick

My ass

My ass 2

My ass 3

My cock

My dick

My tits

My wife was fucking everybody in Bismark

Never heard of her

No

No 2

No 5

NO!

NO! 2

Nobody gave a shit

Nonononononono NO

Of 4 dollars and 62 damn cents

Oh Bob Saget

Oh Bob Saget 2

Oh Bob Saget 3

Oh for crying out loud

Oh for crying out loud, I said bacon and eggs

Oh fuck

Oh fuck 2

Oh fuck 3

Oh fuck 4

Oh fuck it

Oh no

Oh no 2

Oh piss

Oh sh piss

Oh shit

Oh shit 2

Oh shit 3

Oh shit 4

Oh shit 5

Oh shit 6

Oh shit 7

Oh shit 8

Oh shit 9

Oh shit!

Oh what the hell I guess so

Oh you dumbass

Ohoho shit

Or cock

Or cock 2

Or cock 3

Or cock 4

Ouch

P

Piece of crap

Piece of shit

Piss

Piss 2

Piss 3

Piss 4

Piss 5

Piss 6

Piss 7

Piss 8

Piss 9

Piss out the window and shit out the window are two different things

Porcupine's balls

Pull in here

Quit bullshitting

Ronald McGoddamn Donald

Round big balls

Shaddap

She has nice ass

She's a bitch

Sherlena treated me like a shit

SHIIIIIIT

Shit

Shit 2

Shit 3

Shit 4

Shit 5

Shit 6

Shit 7

Shit 8

Shit 9

Shit 10

Shit 11

Shit 12

Shit 13

Shit 14

Shit 15

Shit 16

Shit 17

Shit..

Showtime speech

Shut up

Some squirrel is fucking my tomatoes

Someone's gotta find out where the noise is coming from

Sorry

Sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit

Suck my cock

Suck my cocks

Suck my dick

Suck my dick 2

Sweetest person in the entire world

That clock is full of shit

That was a good shit

That's mah ass

That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt

The doctor doesn't need to know about that

The fuck are you talking about

The one with tartar control

Then I had to use the bathroom and fifty people watched

Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone poll and let the UPS guy buttfuck him

There'd be Rick Moranis shit everywhere

There's some cereal right here

They called me yesterday and said I was bumped

They're small and they don't give a shit

This is a bunch of bullshit

This is a farnchise fee

This is bullshit

This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen

Throw 'em over here

Tit dirt

Tits

Tonight on Unsolved Shit

Turn it down

Turn that shit down

Uh huh

Uh huh 2

W

Wait a minute you asshole I'm brushing my teeth

Wait a minute you dick

Water

Water 2

We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

Well quit it

Well right now we're at the ass end of the First Baptist Church

What

What do you mean a bird

What in the hell do you mean

What is this shit

What the bullfucking hell

What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan peanut butter alert

What the hell do you mean you don't know

What the hell is that shit

What the hell was that

What'd you think of my ass

What's all the damn noise

What's it about

What's that dumbass want now

Wheelbarrow

When I die and go to heaven and see god I'm gonna say..

Where'd the assholes who built this place put the bathrooms

Where'd you get all that shit

Where's my damn pants

Where's my fucking glasses

Where's my god damn pants

Where's my pants

Where's my pants 2

Where's my pants 3

Where's my pants 4

Where's the paper towels

Who

Who gives a shit

Who gives a shit about bigfoot

Who the hell is Rick Moranis

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys

Who's the faggot with the tuba

Why don't you just fuck off

Why don't you make like a banana and shit

WTF

Yeah

Yes

Yes 2

Yes 3

Yes 4

Yes it does

Yes it does 2

Yoouu bitch

You ass

You can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a 2 hr shit for all I care

You can stick those 5 cent sundays up your fucking ass

You can suck my dick

You can't do shit without your balls

You cunt

You faggot

You faggot 2

You faggot 3

You get your retarded ass in the bathroom and shave your sideburns

You go to hell

You guys really pissed me off

You have balls

You hear that shit

You mean Colonel Clusterfuck

You motherfuckers

You need me in the ass

You piece of shit

You're 93 years old and you don't know who Alf is

You're a bigass waste of shit

You're a faggot

You're lucky it wasn't hard

You've got a flat tire

Your ass

Your grandpa's an ass

Your mom's the one that dicks with the egg nog

2 cheeseburgers order

4 dollars and 62 damn cents

[Chewbacca noise]

[Cough 2]

[Cough]

[Full refund or switch to Comcast]

[shitty beatbox]

[Sick of looters and polluters]

[TG+Dad] AH SHIT

[Throwing shit]