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Masturboardtion

Masturboardtion

It's all of it

NSFW Audio: Use caution, some sounds may be offensive
A nice peach Q
Absolutely you fucking bitch
All for me
All for me (with smacking sound)
All my life
And i hope to god you can live with it ok
And you said who is this
Anything alive that might peench your clit we do not have
Are you on something
Are you one of them biden supporters
Are you recording me
Are you serious right now
Are you sexist
Are you stupid
Asking me my sign and what kinda meat i like
Avaz from the frog talk
Avaz people of color
Avaz your the manager
Be good or i wont come
Becky ethnic fuckin very shit food
Becky ethnic id ont want shit shop white devil
Becky my huisbands quite large
Before i knock ur teeth out quit telling me what to do
Blanket
Blanket (robo)
Blanket (weird trans)
Bootleg spell
Bro (spanish guy)
But not frog related
Buttslam1
Buttslam2
C H O D
Cactus
Call and talk to my wife that way
Call me back in 2 sec
Call my number and ill stab you in the neck
Call my phone til its off the hook
Call my wife
Call my wife and run your mouth
Caller has left the line
Car Crash sfx (1)
Casper better get me those burgers bitch
Charlies silly snakes and chickens
Ching chong ching chong
Chode q
Church of Casper 1
Cocksucker
Cracker
Daisy um
Daisy alright
Daisy are 4you interested in trading meat for husband (tight)
Daisy are u gonna share meat with family
Daisy are you guys home alone
Daisy are you interested in trading meat for husband (long)
Daisy are you sure youre down for this then
Daisy are you used to the taste of another woman's pussy on ur mans cack
Daisy awww
Daisy cottonpickin prank callin
Daisy do me a favor
Daisy I need you to slap his dick on the phone
Daisy ill bring some weed if u want
Daisy ill get my man to do it
Daisy itll help relax ya
Daisy let me ask you what drugs you wanna be on
Daisy like are you free right now
Daisy like the stuff the fun stuff
Daisy now slap that old saggy dick so we can move it along
Daisy oh ok
Daisy oh thats evene better
Daisy the fun stuff
Daisy the stuff
Daisy This aint no cotton pickin prank call
Daisy we still have to answer the question of the dick slap
Daisy well whats up then
Daisy what drugs are you on
Daisy what drugs are you on lady
Daisy why
Daisy why not
Daisy you ever gotten a little crazy
Daisy you said you're not a square bear remember
Daisy you still want the meat right
Daisy i need to get you to get your man to do something for me
Daisy mmm
Dark skin
Dick pic
Dickhead
Did you say scam
Dingdingdingdingdingding
Do what now
Do whut now 1
Do whut now 2
Do you need the pharmacy
Dont call back
Dont call my house running mouth to my wife
Enjoy the people that you're gonna eat next
Etson moon walk in snow
Excuse me
Fist
Fist2
Flip the switch and puh puh puh puh
Fllu scoff
Flu [beavis] she prolly has 2 butts
Flu and I'm gonna slice your neck with it lenny
Flu awwww
Flu baby come home to me
Flu buttfuckin
Flu buttfucking just cuz I'm gay
Flu did you hang up on me oyvey
Flu flicking the bean
Flu flicking the bean and thinking about in there
Flu hes got asbuergs so u know
Flu hey how big are your boobs
Flu how are you (q)
Flu I dont know whats goin on
Flu i know i know
Flu i live in indonesia you fucking racist motherfucker
Flu I love drinkin
Flu I want it to be special
Flu I'm comin with my bladed yamekah
Flu its ok
Flu just cuz I'm gay
Flu later
Flu nothings wrong with me its ok to be gay
Flu oh my god what do you want
Flu ooooh yea thaaaat ok lol
Flu oy'u'vey
Flu oyvey
Flu party is fun but party is work
Flu something about a bagel
Flu that's prolly a bad thing
Flu thats why I'm a faggot
Flu theyre gonna open door and I'm gonna shoot myself
Flu you can come work with us later if you want
Flu You look more ******* than i pictured
Flu you look so good come to baltimore to make love
Flu any of them ever grabbed you by the kitty
Flu hello
Flu i have a special needs brother
Flu is this the timbb hortons
Flu my god did terry tell you that
Flu oh hi
Flu ooo that's just who i was trying to call
Flu we are muslims
Free baggins
Frog in pussy torture
Frog Related
Front desk fuhrer fill me up buddy
Fuck you
Fuck You (Black Lady)
Fuck you (so)
Fuck you if your gonna call me
Fuck you2
Fuck you3
Fucking ass wipe
Fucking faggot bitch
Fx hangup crunchy
Fx hangup crunchy 2
Fx hangup crunchy 3
Gay man 7 cut mushroom head low hangin balls
Gay man where ya calling from babyt
Gay man who popped your cherry
Gay man 2 i said yea
Gay man 2 what are you strokin on baby
Gay man 2 what's yours
Get drunk every day
Get the fuck off my line
Get the fuck up and talk to a man today bitch
Get up and go to work you sorry pos
Gettin a fuckin
Getting pegged Q
God damn
Haverhashery
Havoc Youre only allowed to open your mouth when I piss in it
Havok i got a group of friends here wanna f u too
Havok yea(q)
Her puttin her fist in there
Hey bro (spanish guy)
Hey douchebag u left message
Hole in the backside
How bout you can fuck right off bitch
How dare you
How hard am i
How long you been taken dick
How many fingers I'm fucked with
Hunhhhh
I bet it is
I cant tell you that right now
I don't even know what that means
I dont fuckin know you i dont do signs i dont do banners (spanish guy)
I dont have anybody named lou here
I dont run the GD phone company
I dont trust you
I dont understand the glory hole
I dont understand what you mean by that
I feel like I'm talking to somebody from another planet
I gotta see this frog now
I hope you do
I invite you to
I love you (super uncomfortable)
I seen all that
I wanna know who came up and touched it
I will take a shit in elevator and you will not find out who it was
I would do it if thats what we had to do
I'll never do a drop for you
I'm actually a female
I'm calling from southern california
I'm fuckin callin the cops
Idk what that is
If i hang up I'm hanging up on everybodyt
Ill make it hard as you want
Im a 16 year old
Im gonna ax
Im gonna ax (shortened)
Im gonna ax that you do not contact the hotel again
Im gonna burn it what about that
Im gonna repot you
Im hanging up
Im hanging up on everybody
Im in fuckin glendale (spanish guy)
Im not gonna answer that
Im on the phone
Im sorry
Im suckin a fags dick right now so why dont u join me
Im trying to get in your pants(quest)
Im wide open now and putting my fist in
Index finger in the hole
Is it good q
Is that why you cant get out of bed on the morning
Is this a timb hortons 2
Is this the radio station
It sounds crunchy
It sounds like i have a couple retards
Its chrispy the way you want it
Its keep sayin cactus
Its not funny
Ive sent a dickpic
Jariff AI Grass Monkey go find your daddygrass1
Jiminy christmas
Jimmy Fire
Jimmy fire 2
Jimmy I would like to report a concern
Jimmy It was coming from the ceiling
Jimmy it's not from the phone i disconnected the red light already
Jimmy Looks like a camera lens (needs reedit bad qual)
Jimmy nononono
Jimmy That's why I was a little confused
Jimmy This is the front desk right Q
Jimmy We can't have this closed for long we havea deadline
Jimmy you sounded like a robot just now
John Rambo J A N and then rambo q
John Rambo who is
Ladyboy Tina It sounds like you had too many cigarettes to smoke
Laugh girl
Laugh idk wtf youre talking about
Laugh lord love a duck
Let me hear ya swallow for me
Like that
Look at it til i get off
Looking for a tractor that creates vibrationa nd bucks
Machine bootleg
Machine bootleg 2
Machine come over there and cock your throat
Machine how you doin bitch how you doin
Machine i'll grab your fucking pretty little pigtails
Machine the south will rise again
Machine yea bitch you heard me
MachineQ
Man fat there's no reason why you can not take a shower
Man fat umnonoyesnonsenoum
Man Gay Creepy Are you a very curvy woman (q)
Man Gay Creepy Hello how you doing
Man Gay JImmyBW fire
Man gay JimmyBW if its going off with red light its prolly low on batteries
Man Gay JImmyBW in the hotel
Man Gay JImmyBW is it still goinn on
Man Gay JImmyBW Its low on batteries
Man Gay JImmyBW My Name Is Jonathan
Man Gay JImmyBW nononono
Man Gay JImmyBW that would be going off
Man Gay JImmyBW That would be my guess
Man Gay JImmyBW that would beeee [open ended]
Man Gay JImmyBW thats not a thing
Man Gay JImmyBW there is no fire
Man Gay JImmyBW we dont have any cameras in the hotel
Man Gay JImmyBW What room are you in
Man Gay JImmyBW Where's it coming from
Man Gay JImmyBW Yes It IS
Man Gay JImmyBW I wonder if it's the fire alarm or something
Man gayish young alright hold up
Man gayish young hey chunky girl laughing in bg get ur ass over here
Man gayish young I think chunky girls cumming
Man gayish young lemme go get that chunky girl
Man gayish young oh
Man Middle Aged Laughing
Man Old Black Lemon party dot org
Man Old Black that's an old man suckin on somebodies dick
Man Old Black On Reddit Dot Com
Man Old Black What QE
Man Old Black You might wanna suck my dick ok q
Man Old Fat (laugh)
Man Old Fat how many do you want
Man Old Fat nope
Man quiet timid I touch it
Man Redneck Fuck you man
Man Spanish No he don't got no big dick
Man Spanish Sick
Man Spanish WTF
Man Spanish WTF is this
Man Young Accent alright sir you have fun with that i gotta go back to work
Man Young Accent Doesnt really seem amusing
Man Young Accent I'm good
Man Young Accent I'm not judging you sir
Man Young Accent No
Man Young Accent oh yea yea yea
Man Young Accent ok
Man Young Accent sorry say again
Man Young Accent thats kinda weird to say
Man Young Accent yea
Man Young Accent yea i do
Man Young Accent You can do whatever you want i do not want involved
Man Young Accent you can say whatever you want
Man Young Accent you know i am
Man Young Accent you need something you can launch things out of
Man young canadian are you just gonna be a little dick on the phone
Man young canadian woah whats up with the attitude there
Man Young Jennyserv Maybe Your Into Like Cumplay
Me Do you hear this fuckin guy
Me everyone on this show has autisms
Me how bout u do u have nice penis Q
Me i'm just a prank caller
Me my names becky
Me prank collar we're not saying that on show
Me stinky nasty sweaty fat girl dress
Me yea i'd like to see you try that
Me you hae to explain to him he just got a prank call and he's a dumb ass
Me you have a nice penis Q
Me you know its not ok to be gay right
Me your welcome prank collards
Me call 1 stupid get another stupid
Micho monsterbation
Mmm
Moist Chungus That gigglin one had a FAT ASS
Moist Chungus WTF THERES A FAT GIRL
Motherfucker
Musta been small
Never sent a dick pic
No youre all fucked up here
No Machine
No sir we dont have a jokester machine either
No sofaking and no supreme weeder qQ
NOO
Nope fuck you
Not interested in working for you
Oh my god
Oh yea
Oh yea I'm a dime piece
Oh your a cocksucker or what
Ok
Ok I'm gonna hang up now
Ok I'm gonna let you go now
Ok3
On everybody
One moment
Pants are recommended
People will find their fucking ass getting shot
Pepina I wanna rub my pussy against your pussy
Pewpewpepwepwe
Phone click
Phone click 2
Phone click 3
Phone click 4
Picture of her hand in there
Pussy curry
She Already Served Me
She is pretty stupid
She is stupider than i thought
Shelby1
Since i was 6
Snappy bakes burger
Snappy hang the fuck up
Snappy jsgotobed
Snappy oh god damnit
Sofaking stupid
Spanish something something puta gringo
Spanish Guy Bayou Slam
Spanish Guy Bread
Spanish Guy Egg Hashbrowns bread meat and pancakes
Spanish Guy eggs
Spanish guy eggs hashbrown pancakes and bread
Spanish Guy Eggs hhashbrown
Spanish guy hash brown
Spanish guy i dont know why
Spanish guy meat
Spanish guy ok lemme grab it for ya
Spanish Guy Pancake
Spanish guy we have bayou slams lumber jacks
Spanish guy we haven't made something like taht so idk'
Spanish Guy yes sir
Spiny me this is spiny's place
Spiny me what does that mean spiny norman dude idk
Spiny me he was like spiny norman
Spiny norman q
Squirtings
Stupid man i got two wives
Stupid Man The Pandemic Smacks
Tell my dogs to stop barking
Thanks for the Super Chats
Thats your mom (spanish guy)
Thats your mom 2 (spanish guy)
The aggressive urethra fuckings
The god damn phone company
The guy that doesnt wanna get hung up on
The sex machines do the penetration
Thermal Bye Audience Fuck You
Thermal we all have 9 inch cocks
This how you get down (spanish guy)
This how you get down 2 (spanish guy)
This how you get down when u look in mirror u feel good (spanish guy)
This is cactus
This is cactus 2
This is last time hear my fuck voice
This the punk that called me a bitch Q
Tom Bye Faggot
Tom i have something contreversial
Tom people die
Tom Slap your dick on the phone daddy
TouretteGuyPhoneBytes
Trump
U wan the wha (q)
Uh1
Uh2
Unh 1
Unh 2
Unh 3
Unh 4
Unh 5
Unh 7
Unh jariff
Unh like a unh sound
Unh like an unh like a unh
Unh the song
Unh6
Unhh unh unh
Vibrator
Voice command
We don't have any cactus
We don't have dippy eggs bro
We got ones that vibrate
We have a guy that jerks off to our manneguins outside
We've got uncircumsized
Wel be using a lot of plugs
Well do you like it
Well grand
Well what do you mean i dont run the GD phone company
What
What 2
What are you some queer
What are you talking about
What is the emergency
What the fuck
What the fuck really
What you on the dope
What you on the dope that why you can't get out of bed
Whats wrong bitch you lazy
Who did
Who the fuck u are callin me
Why don't you shut your stupid face
Why dont you go jerk off somewhere goodbye
Woman angry young hang the fuck up
Woman angry young i can find where you live
Woman angry young look you can hang the fuck up right now or i find where u live
Woman angry young you let me know
Woman black idk who if this is a joke
Woman black oh my
Woman black ok
Woman black ok goodnight laught
Woman black thats kinda odd
Woman black unh hunh
Woman Black 2 Frog Talk
Woman black 3 let's say wednesday
Woman black and old you can keep ur durnjrunk
Woman black and old and i will never ever buy anything like that again
Woman black and old cram it up your butt
Woman black and old do not order from this place its a scam
Woman black and old he is not availble right now (my voice needs edited)
Woman black and old huh thank you very much
Woman black and old I cannot
Woman black and old I do know how to answer my phone
Woman black and old I do not have a dog or a cat
Woman black and old I do not have an animal
Woman black and old i dont wanna order nothing from the
Woman black and old i put it on to try it on
Woman black and old i said the united states feeds yall
Woman black and old I warsh dishes
Woman black and old I will give yall a bad name
Woman black and old I'm gonna get my credit card you will not get stuff back
Woman black and old I'm sitting out on my patio talking to ya
Woman black and old its from china
Woman black and old itsn ot stinky if its from airy dress
Woman black and old my credit card will take care of me (has my voice needs quck edit)
Woman black and old nah I'm gnna tell them to refuse it
Woman black and old no sir
Woman black and old oh god
Woman black and old oh god why you talking sum crazy
Woman black and old purple
Woman black and old this is china made mess
Woman black and old uh prolly once a month
Woman black and old vereby disturbing
Woman black and old yes
Woman black and old Yes i have dish soap i warsh dishes
Woman black and old you can keep ur money
Woman black and old you got the wrong one (Edit stops short)
Woman black and old I'm gonna do it
Woman black and old its a scam
Woman black and old no body will ever buy from yall
Woman fat white Excuse me sir bans us from story
Woman I don't wanna hear the frog talk
Woman kanaka because your being a pervert
Woman kanaka on a prank call
Woman kanaka uhhhh sure dude
Woman kanaka you need to like get sober or something
Woman Middle Aged Unkown Accent Youknow we Fuck too
WOman old black 2 dont call this fuckin number no more
Woman old black 2 dont go into that
Woman spanish don't call my motherfuckin phone motherfucker
Woman spanish I've notified the police for harassment
Woman spanish young what is that again
Woman spanish young your in the bathroom (q)
Woman White old sassy Every 3 months (q)
Woman White old sassy I didnt understand (q)
Woman White old sassy I dont want any of this
Woman White old sassy I dont want anything from you
Woman White old sassy I dont want anything from you 2
Woman White old sassy I want to be a part of your site
Woman White old sassy Youre fucking calling me stupid (q)
Woman with animals alot of complaints
Woman with animals ask us
Woman with animals do that
Woman with animals from what we've been informed of
Woman with animals i haven't been able to do a damn thing
Woman with animals my heart has decided to hurt again
Woman with animals normally people come up to our faces
Woman with animals ok
Woman with animals people cum
Woman with animals so gentlemen
Woman with animals Thank You
Woman with animals There havent been a lot of complaints
Woman with animals they all have shaded areas
Woman with animals they want to
Woman with animals we are just recovering from covid
Woman with animals wind blockage spiel
Woman young disappointed un hunh
Woman young i am not asian
Woman young I am super white
Woman young I'm at work it sucks
Woman young it sux
Woman young maybe you better leave that one at home
Woman young so do you need another blanket (q)
Woman young spanish am i big girl
Woman young spanish anything else for your order
Woman young spanish do you want your crab legs with butter or just plain
Woman young spanish laugh
Woman young spanish no
Woman young spanish ohhhh my god
Woman young spanish ok so how many of those do you want
Woman young spanish sorry let me get myself together
Woman young spanish with butter
Woman young spanish yea laugh no
Woman young spanish yea open minded yea
Woman young spanish you want them with butter right
Woman young they don't speak english
Woman young why is that
Woman young yea you can
Woman young you know I'm fine
Woman young 2 how can i help Q
Woman young 2 I'm sorry Q
Woman young really
Woman young really 2
Woman old well you sound like a real asshole
Woman with animals i am very sorry about that that was my mother
Woman with animals may i ask where your at
Woman with animals ok (stressed)
Woman with animals that was my mother
Woman with animals they are all given a proper diet
Woman with animals they eat hay tubes
Woman with animals they get grain twice a day
Woman with animals we have a caretaker that feeds twice a day
Woman with animals yea she can be
Woman with animals yes
Woman young the cucks Q
Wow
Wow you are a loose cannon
Wow2
Yea
Yea how many men
Yes
Yes (unh hunh female)
Yes this is cactus
You a bitch
You about to get told some shit about yourself
You are the epitome of crap
You dick
You don't have a real phone
You dont have the sofaking Q
You fuckin faggot
You fucking piece of shit
You fucking piece of shit 2
You fucking talk shit over the phone bro (Spanish guy)
You fucking tweaker piece of shit
You fucking tweaker piece of shit 3
You fucking white boy
You know you really do suck
You lowlife
You madderchode
You need to what (q)
You piece of shit dickhead
You prolly cant afford a real phone
You punk ass motherfucker
You punk ass motherfucker 2
You sorry piece of shit
You sorry piece of shit (fuckin)
You wanna harass my wife
You woke everybody in my house up you sorry pos
You're a fucking faggot
You're a fucking faggot 2
Youll never talk to me again
Your a faggot you know that
Your a fuckin bitch bro
Your an idiot
Your company sux
Your mom dad bitch and man are a bitch
Your mom fucked your dad with a strap on (spanish guy)
Your not getting a fucking pizza
Youre a faggot you know that
Youre fuckin crazy
Youre white and were colored