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Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim

Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim

Heimskr Soundboard from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Includes anger, threats, preaching, and more.

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Alright.
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one here. You ascended on the 8th became nine. You walked among us. Great, Carlos, not as God, but as man.
And what does the Empire do? Nothing may worse than nothing. The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Dalmore against its own people.
Anybody there?
Behold my power.
Carlos is the true God of man, ascended from flesh to rule the realm of spirit.
Carlos the mighty
Carlos the Mighty Talos, the unerring Talos, the unassailable to you we give praise.
Damn it woman, I'm the jarl of Whiterun.
Dial ready so I can take your stuff.
Don't do that again last warning.
Don't hurt me, you win.
Dragonborn.
Even as man great tallas cherished us, for he saw in us in each of us the future of Skyrim, the future of Tamriel.
Faron gar
For we are the children of man, and we shall inherit both heavens and earth, and we not the elves, or their toadies. Will rules Skyrim forever.
Get yourself a nice old rich husband. Have 16 babies.
Go ahead, try and fight back.
God help us.
Gonna rip you open.
Gonna split your belly like an old woman's purse.
Ha.
Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim Sound
Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim Sound
Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim Sound
Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim Sound
Heimskr Sounds: The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim Sound
Hello my friend.
Hello.
Hey.
His word is upon my lips, his voice in my throat.
Hope you're willing to back those words up with your fists.
How are you feeling?
How can I argue with that?
How much?
I breathe now in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you red legions, for I love you.
I can pay you.
I don't have to take that from you.
I don't think so.
I don't think there's a need for that.
I understand.
I want to see you when you're done working.
I'll teach you to talk to me that way.
I'm not going to warn you again.
I'm the Jarl of Whiterun.
I'm writing a song for you.
I've carve you into pieces.
Is someone there?
It would seem so.
Last warning.
Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.
Looking forward to it.
Maybe you can help me.
Nah, I don't think so.
Nah.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not my problem.
Of course.
OK, OK, you talked me into it.
OK.
Once more, and I'm going to have to kill you.
Placing you under arrest.
Praise be to Talos.
See old FINA.
She's got a lot of spirit that one.
Sing you a special song tonight.
Skyrim.
So I'm writing a song for you.
So rise up, rise up children of the Empire rise up stormcloaks. Embrace the word of Mighty Talos, he who is both man and divine.
So.
Stop that.
Talos, the unassailable.
Tell us the unerring
Thank you.
That is the end of this discussion.
The answer is no, I tell you.
Time to Die hero.
Times Square.
Today they take away your face, but what of tomorrow? What then do the elves take your homes? Your business is your children, your very lives.
Trust in high Musker for I am the chosen of Talos. I alone have been anointed by the 9th to spread his holy word.
Tylosis my ally and I am his profit.
We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption while you have ascended from the dung of mortality and now walk among the stars.
We are unworthy servants. Give praise for only through your grace and benevolence. May we truly reach enlightenment.
What are you doing?
What do you want Imperial?
What do you want Lizard?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What is it?
What kind of business we're running?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
What's the matter with you?
Whatever you say.
Where are you?
Why sure your mother gave birth to 1/2 wit?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
You can't hide from me.
You expect me to believe that.
You mean you won't forget about me the moment I'm out of sight? Get yourself a nice, old rich husband. Have 16 babies.
You remind me of my cousins Cat killed that too.
You'll die this day, dragon.
You've got 60 seconds.