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Banbaleena Soundboard

Banbaleena is a tall, white humanoid monster with ear-like horns on top of her head. In her friendly form, she has a pink bow on one of her horns and rosy cheeks. However, when she's angry, her eyes turn blood red, her makeup runs down her face, and she takes on a much more menacing appearance.

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All right. Last question before your lunch break.
And remember, wrong answers will be very harshly punished.
Assuming it wasn't directed at me, of course.
Back to their view, Let's start with something easy.
Because you're a cool kid.
Before we start, let's revise some of the basics.
But first, let me introduce you to our classroom rules.
But I'll allow it.
Can anyone give me an example of a con?
Can anyone here give me an example of an unkind person?
Close enough, I'll allow it.
Correct.
Everyone.
Exactly. Giving other things without expecting anything in return is exactly what kindness is.
For math, over the course of the semester, you will learn to add, subtract, divide, multiply, and so much more.
Go on to your second break and then we'll start the next lesson when it's over.
Go to your lunch break and then we'll start the next lesson when you come back.
Good job.
Hey, you didn't see the person they're talking about, did you?
Hmm.
How hot is the sun?
How many hearts does an octopus have?
I actually tried to be a good teacher this time.
I am so excited.
I can tell by your very cool glasses.
I made a mistake.
I think this doesn't four of the days.
I want you all to welcome our newest student.
I wonder if it's a new student.
I'll allow it, but only because it made me laugh and.
I'll let it slide this time since it's your first day, but be late again and I'll repeat it pieces.
I'm not sure actually, but let's move on.
Jajaja.
Just like we did for math and science, it will only be a review lesson.
Let's start with some common knowledge to freshen your stupid brains.
Like we did for math. And since this is the first science lesson of the semester, it will only be a review lesson.
Next question and one that I wrote myself.
Next question, we have 5 senses.
Next question.
No eating, no talking, no breathing, no moving, no asking questions and no washroom breaks.
No, not again.
Nobody moved while I check it out.
Normal octopses have three hearts.
Now SIP, so we can begin.
Now this time.
Oh, we.
Oh, what am I saying? You're one of the cool kids. Of course you don't talk to ugly, unpopular kids like them.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you just made me use my fifth sense.
OK kids, the next lesson is health and kindness.
OK, class, so the first lesson of the day is math.
OK, kids.
One unpopular kid.
Over the course of the semester, you will learn how to annihilate others, how to safely extract the human brain for eating and.
Person.
Quick in here.
Remember, I will have to punish you very, very harshly if you break any of those rules.
Set.
Sight smell. Taste.
Since you're a cool kid.
Sit on the table to your left, where you belong so we can begin.
Take a seat with the cool kids.
That is a perfect example.
That's half right. Since Stinger Flint is close to an octopus, he's a jellyfish.
The next lesson is science.
This class is going to be great. I can feel it.
Three of you kids in one day?
Touch and.
Unfortunately, that's all the time we have for math for the day.
Unfortunately, that's all the time we have free signs for today.
Wait, what was that?
We humans have one, and Stinger Flynn has.
Welcome.
What is 687-412-3612 plus?
What is misery plus disappointment?
What is?
Where you belong.
Wow, I thought everyone would get it wrong.
Wrong.
You kids are really paying attention today.
You're a new and unpopular student, so you will have to sit with the unpopular table in the middle.
You're late to class.
You've been a bad student.
You've been a bad student.
Yuck. One cool kid and one mean kid.
2 + 2.
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