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A ^2 + B ^2 = C ^2, but you don't know that because you're not in school.
A ^2 + B ^2 = C ^2, but you don't know that because you're not in school.
A potato.
A potato.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
All right.
All right.
Are you done yet?
Are you done yet?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
At least you're not me.
At least you're not me.
Bet you weren't expecting this, now, were you?
Bet you weren't expecting this, now, were you?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah yeah get.
Blah blah blah yeah get.
Christmas is coming.
Christmas is coming.
Claim your river.
Claim your river.
Clear it, will you?
Clear it, will you?
Come and see me when you flunk out. I could use an assistant.
Come and see me when you flunk out. I could use an assistant.
Come on now, you can do it better than that.
Come on now, you can do it better than that.
Come on, kid, Christmas is coming.
Come on, kid, Christmas is coming.
Come on, kid.
Come on, kid.
Coughing
Coughing
Did I just black out again?
Did I just black out again?
Did I just black out again? You better hope I just hallucinated that.
Did I just black out again? You better hope I just hallucinated that.
Did you see those strange lights in the sky the other night? I know I can't be the only one.
Did you see those strange lights in the sky the other night? I know I can't be the only one.
Don't be getting fresh with me, Sunny.
Don't be getting fresh with me, Sunny.
Don't make me bring the elves into this.
Don't make me bring the elves into this.
Don't make me call in favors from the North Pole, because I will.
Don't make me call in favors from the North Pole, because I will.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Ever been on a tractor?
Ever been on a tractor?
Ever had a donut sandwich?
Ever had a donut sandwich?
Find La La La La la. Ah.
Find La La La La la. Ah.
Good thing I'm drunk or I might regret this.
Good thing I'm drunk or I might regret this.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, cut it out now.
Hey, cut it out now.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Ho, ho. Alright, make it Who's next?
Ho, ho. Alright, make it Who's next?
How are you today?
How are you today?
I ain't afraid of you, punk.
I ain't afraid of you, punk.
I ain't afraid of you, punk. I'm Kris Kringle, and I will mess you up.
I ain't afraid of you, punk. I'm Kris Kringle, and I will mess you up.
I ain't going back to jail for no one. You're here.
I ain't going back to jail for no one. You're here.
I get dignity. See Dignity.
I get dignity. See Dignity.
I got a lot of work to do. Can't do that in empty throat now can I?
I got a lot of work to do. Can't do that in empty throat now can I?
I got rights too. Please, please.
I got rights too. Please, please.
I gotta layoff the sauce.
I gotta layoff the sauce.
I gotta see about some stuff now. See ya.
I gotta see about some stuff now. See ya.
I guess you want me to skip past your house this year?
I guess you want me to skip past your house this year?
I have a very high pain tolerance. I feel no pain.
I have a very high pain tolerance. I feel no pain.
I kind of figured that would happen.
I kind of figured that would happen.
I know where you live.
I know where you live.
I sometimes get the feeling I'm being watched, like I'm trapped inside a big TV or some.
I sometimes get the feeling I'm being watched, like I'm trapped inside a big TV or some.
I think I hear Missus Claus calling. Gotta go.
I think I hear Missus Claus calling. Gotta go.
I took a dump in the alley.
I took a dump in the alley.
I was. I had your optimism.
I was. I had your optimism.
I will mess you up.
I will mess you up.
I'll see to it that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.
I'll see to it that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.
I'm a little busy with elves and all. Could you cover for me this one time?
I'm a little busy with elves and all. Could you cover for me this one time?
I'm Chris Kringle.
I'm Chris Kringle.
I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling good today.
I'm gonna knock you out and empty your pockets.
I'm gonna knock you out and empty your pockets.
I'm making that list, checking it twice.
I'm making that list, checking it twice.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I've had more fun roasting chestnuts over an open fire.
I've had more fun roasting chestnuts over an open fire.
If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
If you ain't got any cookies and milk for me, then get lost.
If you ain't got any cookies and milk for me, then get lost.
If you're not up for doing this, then I should probably head back and check on the reindeer.
If you're not up for doing this, then I should probably head back and check on the reindeer.
Is there anyone on this planet is generous as me?
Is there anyone on this planet is generous as me?
It's kids like you that make me feel I'm not really real after all.
It's kids like you that make me feel I'm not really real after all.
It's me.
It's me.
Kids today, they don't want no Santa Claus. They got no cheer. All they want is their junk. I ain't even wrapping nothing this year.
Kids today, they don't want no Santa Claus. They got no cheer. All they want is their junk. I ain't even wrapping nothing this year.
Kris Kringle.
Kris Kringle.
Laughing 3
Laughing 3
Leave me alone, kid.
Leave me alone, kid.
Life stinks. Life stay stinks.
Life stinks. Life stay stinks.
Listen up, I won't be repeating this.
Listen up, I won't be repeating this.
Man, what I wouldn't do for a loose set of underpants.
Man, what I wouldn't do for a loose set of underpants.
Man, what's going on here? Well, I gotta lay off the sauce.
Man, what's going on here? Well, I gotta lay off the sauce.
Maybe after I smack you around a bit, you'll ask for mercy.
Maybe after I smack you around a bit, you'll ask for mercy.
Mrs. Claus is lucky. She scooped me up when she did.
Mrs. Claus is lucky. She scooped me up when she did.
No way you're pulling my scab riddled leg.
No way you're pulling my scab riddled leg.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not even close.
Not even close.
Now.
Now.
Oh, oh O.
Oh, oh O.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Ohh way to go kid. You just killed Christmas.
Ohh way to go kid. You just killed Christmas.
Ohh, drink would be really nice right about now.
Ohh, drink would be really nice right about now.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, OK, I'm awake.
OK, OK, I'm awake.
On Dancer, On Prancer, we're under attack.
On Dancer, On Prancer, we're under attack.
Pay attention now, this is important.
Pay attention now, this is important.
Pay attention.
Pay attention.
Right on, man.
Right on, man.
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus.
Santa don't like waiting?
Santa don't like waiting?
Shouldn't you be home dreaming about Sugar, Plum fairies and junk?
Shouldn't you be home dreaming about Sugar, Plum fairies and junk?
Sin is thirsty.
Sin is thirsty.
So I hear this this guy going around saying he's me, Santa Claus.
So I hear this this guy going around saying he's me, Santa Claus.
So.
So.
Sometimes the rage don't stop, you know.
Sometimes the rage don't stop, you know.
Thanks a bunch.
Thanks a bunch.
That ain't right, punk.
That ain't right, punk.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
That's no good.
That's no good.
That's one way of looking at it, I guess.
That's one way of looking at it, I guess.
There's an impostor going around claiming he's me. He's ripping people off by posing for Santa, pictures it charging for it. That's my money.
There's an impostor going around claiming he's me. He's ripping people off by posing for Santa, pictures it charging for it. That's my money.
Tis the season to be Um, I forget.
Tis the season to be Um, I forget.
Vomit 2
Vomit 2
Well, well, look who he is now is you.
Well, well, look who he is now is you.
What are you, a cat or something?
What are you, a cat or something?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What on earth is that?
What on earth is that?
What the hell does this happen there?
What the hell does this happen there?
What?
What?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's the big idea?
What's the big idea?
What's the world coming to these days?
What's the world coming to these days?
When I catch you, it's all over.
When I catch you, it's all over.
When I find out who did this, there's gonna be a war.
When I find out who did this, there's gonna be a war.
Whoa, good luck, kid. I'm outta here.
Whoa, good luck, kid. I'm outta here.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Woo, yeah.
Woo, yeah.
Woo.
Woo.
Would you like it if I came into your living room and did that?
Would you like it if I came into your living room and did that?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, a little bastard.
Yeah, a little bastard.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, what a I guess.
Yes, what a I guess.
Yes.
Yes.
You ain't getting nothing from me this year.
You ain't getting nothing from me this year.
You can do it better than that.
You can do it better than that.
You do realize I'm making a list and checking it twice, right?
You do realize I'm making a list and checking it twice, right?
You don't wanna end up like me.
You don't wanna end up like me.
You ever been to the North Pole?
You ever been to the North Pole?
You gotta take care of them teeth. They won't last forever.
You gotta take care of them teeth. They won't last forever.
You gotta wait for Christmas like everyone else.
You gotta wait for Christmas like everyone else.
You hungry kid? Cause I got some leftover knuckle sandwich here.
You hungry kid? Cause I got some leftover knuckle sandwich here.
You kidding me?
You kidding me?
You know what Christmas cake is made from, right? And not just little pukes like you?
You know what Christmas cake is made from, right? And not just little pukes like you?
You little bastard.
You little bastard.
You little punk.
You little punk.
You must really like coal or something.
You must really like coal or something.
You sound friendly enough.
You sound friendly enough.
You think that smells?
You think that smells?
You'll never get a hold of my list. Never.
You'll never get a hold of my list. Never.
You're a moron.
You're a moron.
You're breaking my heart, kid.
You're breaking my heart, kid.
You're in for it now.
You're in for it now.
You're lucky it's not a full moon kid or you'd be my midnight snack.
You're lucky it's not a full moon kid or you'd be my midnight snack.
You're not serious, are you?
You're not serious, are you?
ああ。
ああ。
あああああああ。
あああああああ。
は、ははははははは。
は、ははははははは。
ボーリング。
ボーリング。
わあああ。
わあああ。