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Little Fockers (2010)

Little Fockers (2010)

Little Fockers is a comedy film directed by Paul Weitz and released in 2010. It is the third installment in the popular Meet the Parents film series, following Meet the Parents (2000) and Meet the Fockers (2004). The movie features an ensemble cast of talented actors including Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbra Streisand.

In this hilarious sequel, we follow the life of Greg Focker (played by Ben Stiller) and his continuing misadventures with his overbearing father-in-law, Jack Byrnes (played by Robert De Niro). Greg and his wife Pam (played by Teri Polo) now have two young children, and they have settled into their suburban home. However, the real challenges arise when Jack and his wife, Dina (played by Blythe Danner), decide to visit their grandkids for a birthday celebration.

Jack, who has always been suspicious of Greg, is now more determined than ever to find flaws in his son-in-law's character. He fears that Greg is not living up to the expectations of being a responsible family man and worries about the future of their family. Jack's skepticism leads to a series of comedic and embarrassing situations for Greg, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

Adding to the chaos are the appearances of Kevin Rawley (played by Owen Wilson), Pam's ex-boyfriend and a successful pharmaceutical representative. Jack admires Kevin's accomplishments and sees him as a much more suitable husband for Pam than Greg. This further fuels the tension between Greg and Jack, leading to absurd confrontations and misunderstandings.

To complicate matters, Greg is also approached by sexy pharmaceutical representative Andi Garcia (played by Jessica Alba). She tries to seduce Greg while he is juggling his family responsibilities and the ongoing surveillance from Jack. Greg's encounters with Andi become increasingly absurd and provide moments of comedic relief in the film.

Little Fockers also explores the dynamics between Greg's eccentric parents, Bernie and Roz Focker. Bernie (played by Dustin Hoffman) is the relaxed and easy-going father, while Roz (played by Barbra Streisand) is the open-minded and sometimes outrageous mother. Their unorthodox parenting style clashes with Jack's strict and traditional approach, leading to contrasting views on raising grandchildren.

Throughout the movie, the characters confront their fears, insecurities, and struggles to maintain family harmony. As the title suggests, the storyline revolves around the challenges faced by the Focker family, both within their own relationships and in their attempt to gain acceptance from Jack.

The cast of Little Fockers is a star-studded assembly of talented actors who bring their comedic timing and chemistry to the screen. Robert De Niro's portrayal of the overprotective and suspicious father-in-law is both hilarious and endearing. Ben Stiller, as always, excels in his role as the well-meaning but perpetually frustrated son-in-law.

Owen Wilson provides excellent comic relief as the charismatic and successful ex-boyfriend, while Blythe Danner and Teri Polo add depth and warmth to their roles as the supportive wives and mothers. Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand bring a touch of eccentricity and unconventional wisdom to their characters, adding to the film's comedic charm.

If you are looking to enjoy a lighthearted and entertaining comedy, Little Fockers is a must-watch film. With its talented cast, clever and humorous storyline, and a heartwarming message about the challenges of family, this movie is sure to make you laugh and leave you with a warm feeling of connection and amusement.

If you want to relive the comedic moments of Little Fockers or enjoy the film soundtrack, you can easily find ways to play and download the sound here. The energetic and amusing soundtrack perfectly complements the film's comedic timing, making it a delightful experience to listen to even without watching the movie.

A course correction.
A double dose of Focker in him.
A knish? It's not exactly that.
A little emergency at the hospital.
A little mother daughter time, honey.
A little mother daughter time, honey.
A Miss Denslow from the administrative board called.
A secure home for your family,
A tiny gecko crawled into my ear one night and laid its eggs.
A top notch education for your children...
About a brave warrior who falls from a tree
About how I'm next in line to his throne.
About their inmate population?
About two blocks south of the station.
About you trying to bury him alive. (LAUGHS)
Absolutely. He loves history. Just soaks it up.
Actually, Greg and I are taking a tour of this place called
Actually, Greg did it.
Actually, sweetheart, your dad and I have a little...
After the tour, Greg, I was hoping you'd show us your new house.
After you've had a thorough examination.
Ah, no, let's do it tomorrow. Well, I think...
Ah! You just did.
Ah. Sustengo. All right. It's an erectile dysfunction medicine.
Ah. There I am. Kind of. There you are, yeah.
All right, cool. You're the best.
All right, gobble, gobble, everybody! It's turkey time!
All right, I'm just gonna stick it in a little further.
All right, start backing her up. You're all clear.
All right?
All right?
All right? All right. All right, okay.
All right? I'm calling the plays now.
All right? Let's go. Let's go see what else there is.
All right? Maybe read the label
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Got it.
All right. Gregory,
All right. Hey, Henry,
All right. I need you to drop your pants.
All right. Just relax. I'm gonna check you out.
All right. Let's carve the roast beast!
All right. Let's dance.
All right. Let's get him loaded up.
All right. Maybe somebody's had their snake
All right. Need to know.
All right. So, look, last night,
All right. You know what? Jack, Jack, Jack!
All the letters are the same, so it's not really an eye test.
All these bruises and lacerations?
ALL: No!
Along with an obvious delay.
Alpha November Delta Indigo...
Also known as a Prairie Box.
Also, I'm gonna drop by the new house
Always a bad idea, right?
Amazing, you going all this way just for a carton of milk.
An original American Foursquare, Greg, very nice.
And an equally great weight put onto yours.
And an Ultimate Fighting Octagon?
And as captain of the ship,
And at E.H.S., we know.
And by the way, Dr. Bob told me you offered him the job first.
And Dina wanted to make love,
And do Jell O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?
And do me a favor. Don't tell your dad about this, okay?
And draw a picture for me of the first thing that comes to mind
And exhale... There you go.
And find out everything you need to know.
And focus on relaxing your anus.
And for the record, nothing ever happened with Aatukka Kokkonen.
And get a shot of adrenaline to counteract that drug.
And get some milk for the morning.
And he called me up, he said, Greg, I've had a heart attack.
And he couldn't understand why people only had it once a year.
And he gives me this whole spiel, right,
And he had a sash on. I think I have a picture of it.
And he had his little top hat on and said,
And he slipped and he cut his finger. And he was like, Oh, shit!
And here is a proclamation. You cannot use the 'frigerator.
And hey, I'm staring at you.
And I asked the artist to ink me
And I got to say it's somebody like my father in law.
And I had to endure the torturous probing of our unit's medic
And I heard there was a natural food market downtown.
And I just don't want to worry him. All right, fine.
And I said, Hey, you want to get married?
And I said, That's it! That's what?
And I say it's okay,
And I sent it to one of those DNA testing sites.
And I think I got the science down pretty well.
And I think I got the science down pretty well.
And I tied the twine around her finger,
And I took out a little piece of string
And I was able to keep this on a need to know basis.
And I will see you later, okay?
And I'll tell you something,
And I'm just a groupie
And I'm really happy that we can all be here together for the weekend.
And I've finally come to the realization
And I've just got to watch my diet
And just work the soup kitchen line in the morning.
And keep my stress level down.
And living the dream, G Diggity Dog.
And loved ones on my travels.
And my soul just reached out to her.
And once you know that, you can cut them a little slack.
And plant a tiny explosive device in the stove.
And put your right knee right up to your chest.
And right now, you're the only person who needs to know.
And Sam here has done very, very well with her tae kwon do lessons.
And see how the work's coming.
And she just... She threw it on the ground and said no.
And she signed on for a second year?
And skywrite Marry me, Svetlana.
And some drug rep from Pfosten Pharmaceuticals
And that means it's time to sexpress yourself!
And that was the issue with Debbie and Bob.
And that's his actual name.
And the faster you go, the louder it gets.
And the label clearly states that it's safe for heart patients.
And the soul of a poet.
And the sweat is pouring off of his face
And the truth is I was so busy putting Focker through the wringer,
And then he came in and he said,
And then I'm gonna hide a 50 carat super tasteful diamond ring
And then she pushed me in the pit.
And there is a Spanish guy and he's dancing the flamenco.
And there is such passion in his eyes
And we could definitely use the money.
And we have, like, a relay race for the kids
And we just got to do it a little bit gentler.
And we're gonna get you through this.
And we're pretty full up. Not a problem.
And wear a suit. Wear a suit, got it.
And what do you do?
And what if he does?
And when you say Godfocker, I mean... (CHUCKLES)
And wound up in a tattoo shop in Moscow.
And you need to call the face painter for the party.
And you'd be perfect to represent our new drug, Sustengo.
And you're Doctor...
And you're in charge here, so why don't you lead us in a toast?
And your backhoe driver's halfway through a Sudoku puzzle.
And, Greg. Yeah.
And, hey, by the time I get to Chi town,
And, Kevin, when you're done feeding the bums,
And, while we usually hire doctors to lead our presentations,
And, you know,
Andi Garcia. Pfosten Pharmaceuticals.
Andi gives Daddy his boners.
Andi gives Daddy his boners.
Andi, Andi, no, no, no.
Andi, good luck.
Andi, I think I gave you the wrong idea. No...
Andi, it's not funny. (EXCLAIMING)
Andi, no, it's not a pool.
Andi, no! That's not nice!
Andi, put the clothes back on! Come on!
Andi, you know what, I think you might have had a little too much wine.
ANDI: Aw.
ANDI: Yeah, it's for our scrapbook.
ANDI: You're swamped. No, I'm good. You want to have a seat?
Andi?
Andi? Yeah, Andi.
ANDROVSKY: Will you get out of my ass?
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Roz Focker Show!
Annoying meetings with drug reps you'd rather not deal with?
Another present. BERNIE: Here.
Anything you need, you come to me.
Anyway, I went over the drug info
Anyway, peace of cake offering.
Are you having a hard time sleeping?
Are you having one of your little heart palpies again, Jack?
Are you kidding me? Randy, the twins' birthday party, remember?
Are you kidding? I was just in Seville, mastering the flamenco!
Are you laughing?
Are you saying you have what it takes to be the Godfocker?
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Are you... Shh. He's sleeping.
Arthur!
Arthur!
Arthur! Wow.
Arthur? Arthur? Mom! Arthur's missing!
As an early Hanukkah present,
As far back as 1643.
As long as you suspect foul play.
As you pleaded your innocence.
Aspirin.
At a convention in Milwaukee last summer.
At Chicago Memorial and I am a retired florist.
At noon? Yeah, all right. Okay.
At the new house tonight, all right?
At the Sermon on the Mount.
Attention! Attention!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Going down.
Aw, man. For real.
Aw.
Awesome. That's always been a goal of mine.
Back it out into the street. I got it.
Beautiful meadow. It'll be perfect.
Because this is no laughing matter, Greg.
Because you're no longer sexually attracted to Pam?
Because, in addition to increasing the penile blood flow...
Been a little longer than four hours.
Before going into fatal cardiac arrest.
Before my husband comes home.
Before they hatched into my brain.
Before you just pick up a drug and eat it.
Belly flop!
Bernard, I swear this isn't what it looks like.
BERNIE: How else are the kids gonna be Fockerized if we don't live here?
BERNIE: I pulled my hamstring... Hey! Hey!
BERNIE: Just wait one sec!
BERNIE: Let me talk. Listen, will you?
BERNIE: One more. I need more. I need more.
BERNIE: Roz?
BERNIE: Two A's.
BERNIE: We know that you're into that genealogy stuff.
BERNIE: Ya'akov. Ya'akov.
BERNIE: Yes. And it turns out, Jack T. Byrnes,
Bernie? What are you doing here?
Besides, you'll have plenty of time
Best Chistmakkah ever.
Best picture ever.
Blossoming lotus.
Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle...
Brake it!
Breathe, breathe.
But do it only when it's dry.
But does Pam even realize how dope you are?
But Grandpa Jack makes him really, really scared.
But Greg's got him settled down, okay.
But he's a far better choice for Pam than you are, Greg.
But he's coming! He's coming. He will be here, okay?
But he's my best friend.
But I appreciate levity in a moment of misunderstanding,
But I do admire your cheerleading photographs.
But I do love our family very, very much.
But I know something went down with the family. You okay?
But I was able to defibrillate myself
But I'm not gonna give you a shot there, okay?
But I'm sure you know how lucky you are.
But if that body art is any indication,
But inside, they're quite soft and gooey.
But it would be fun.
But maybe after... You're kidding me,
But my own son, who is the father of two adorable twins,
But that's kind of what I love about it.
But the idea of you and some woman named Andi
But the pressure of being in that family finally got to me.
But then where is home?
But then you did that whole course correction thing. So...
But there was one thing missing,
But this was like a whole different level.
But those vagrants and drifters feed my soul,
But what about Mommy and Daddy?
But what about my dad?
But you don't know what you're doing.
But you're a nurse.
But you're not the Godfocker!
But, as long as there have been Byrneses,
But, hey, you talked to me!
But, I mean, you could probably just google the subject
By the way, how'd you guys come by
Byrnes
Byrnes Circle of trust goes round and round
Byrnes, Jack Byrnes
Byrnes, Jack Byrnes
Calm down! (YELLS) You're leaving a big hole, you...
Can a girl poop from her vagina?
Can I please go climb that big rock wall?
Can I see more pictures of your kids?
Can take the kids to school.
Can we name our baby after him? You got it, Jack.
Can you do me a favor? Okay.
Can you get me a margarita on the rocks, no salt?
Can you hear me? Where are you?
Can you just put this leg down slowly? It's an old sex injury.
Can you make sure that you measure
Can you milk me?
Can you take a picture for us for my scrapbook?
Candidate for the drug Obsessed with sex
Careful, yeah.
Change that nametag.
Cheers! Kevin.
Cheers. Cheers.
Christ! Shit!
Circle of trust goes round and round
Circle of Trust.
Clear!
Come and get it. I want... I...
Come here and give me a Focker sandwich. Okay, I'm the cheese.
Come here, baby.
Come on, grumpy daddy! Come to Hawaii.
Come on, man.
Come on! Put your clothes back on. All right?
Come on. Back, back, back. Doing great. Doing great! Doing great!
Come on. Who needs something like this?
Come. Sit down.
Coming at you, Jack!
Cool.
Could you and Dad keep it down, please?
Could you for once in your life stay out of my marriage?
Dad stuck Grandpa Jack in the wee wee last night. Because he's old.
Dad, no, no! Dad, I got to go! Okay.
Dad, this is crazy. What are you doing? You're in Spain?
Dad!
Dad!
Dad? Yeah.
Dad.
Dad. Did you see the way his carotid artery
Dad. Give me a break, Jack. Come on.
Dad. No, I want to make sure
Dad. What's that hole?
Daddy, can I ask you a question?
Definitely not. You can't... You got to put your thing back on.
Department head called so I gotta do a little face time and...
Didn't know you were engaged.
Dina and I will be there in approximately 18 seconds.
Dina, Dina Bobina, Banana Fana Fofina.
DINA: (WHISPERS) Jack.
DINA: Greg.
DINA: Greg.
DINA: Hey, Greg. How was your day?
DINA: Jack, my taxi's here.
DINA: Jack.
DINA: Mmm.
DINA: Nice and tender.
DINA: That looks good. That's a work of art.
DINA: Wow.
Do you ever listen to yourself?
Do you have an affair?
Do you have the money or not, Greg?
Do you know any sexually frustrated
Do you know any sexually frustrated
Do you think he can handle that?
Do you want a bouncy castle? Yeah.
Doing some work for Pfosten as a medical expert.
Don't be a grumpy daddy!
Don't be mad. I totally don't want to harass you.
Don't do a wet one. I have something for Jack.
Don't do that.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to do a search on myself.
Don't think this incident is distracting me, Focker.
Don't walk away from me, Focker.
Don't worry. We'll take care of your husband.
Don't you have to have a heart to get one of those?
Don't, Jack. We both know that's not true.
Double dose.
Dr. Bob finished moving out.
Dr. Bob slipped right under my radar.
Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob.
Dr. Bob. Hey, man!
Dr. Chopra.
During rec time in the yard.
During the Cold War.
E? I need to start over.
E... E...
Early humans do need guidance.
Easing the flow of cerebrospinal fluid.
Egg toss, capture the flag game.
Eight great years.
Eighteen seconds, got it.
Emblazoned with the Byrnes family crest
EMT: Let's get him up.
Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
Everything all right here?
Everything cool? You seem a little edgy.
Everything is fine, Greg, I suffered a minor heart attack,
Everything is gonna be all right. Honest.
Everything okay, Greg?
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine. Henry had a little nightmare,
Everything's great.
Everything's under control.
Excellent memory, Greg.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Dad.
Fair enough. Good.
Files? You have files?
Find some less criminal way of teaching him a lesson.
Find what?
Fine.
First weekend I ever met him, he said to me, he said,
Focker, there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing.
Focker!
Following you? Why would I be following you?
For him to shear a face like that.
For my genealogical work.
For that family tree thing he's doing.
For the whole Byrnes clan.
For whatever it's worth.
From excessive self pleasuring.
From his ancestral homeland.
From the mother's side.
Garcia? Is that Spanish?
Gas, burps. Picking noses?
Gay, you remember when your mother's show
Gay!
Gay!
Gay?
Gay?
Gay. Great. Greg.
Gaylord, we're moving to Chicago.
Gaylord? Dad?
Get out of the ball pit! Get out of the ball pit! Get out!
Get out!
Get out! Get out of the ball pit!
Getting your financial house in order.
Go ahead.
Goji berry smoothie?
Good eye, Kev.
Good man.
Good smooth insertion.
Good, 'cause I'm not laughing. Okay?
Good, good, okay. You got this?
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. 'Cause I don't want to be the stupid Godfocker.
Good. Good.
Good. How's the TV show going?
Good. Oh!
Good. Oh!
Good. Okay.
Gosh. You know what...
Got a heart of gold.
Got a picture of me?
Got it!
Grandma Roz! Grandma Roz!
Grandma!
Grandpa Jack, can I ask you a question?
Great to see you. How you doing, Dad?
Great. I'll make some phone calls and set up a tour.
Greg cares about his family
Greg told me to.
Greg, come on, don't get hysterical.
Greg, don't drag Deepak into this. Please, Greg.
Greg, ever since we tag teamed on that enema,
Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis.
Greg, he's not responding to my treatment.
Greg, honey, it's your buddy, Kevin.
Greg, I was involved in some covert CIA sponsored
Greg, Kevin.
Greg, stop talking and listen.
Greg, that woman is stunning!
Greg, you know Deepak Chopra, right?
GREG: (RAPPING) Byrnes, Jack Byrnes
GREG: All right. Take a nice deep breath.
GREG: And this is the play that she wrote called Tropical Seas.
GREG: Hey, I'm gonna sleep over
GREG: Hey.
GREG: Hey.
GREG: It's really nice.
GREG: Jinx!
GREG: Yeah.
GREG: Yes.
GREG: You're kidding.
Greg?
Greg? This is Jack Byrnes.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg. How are you?
Greg. What are you doing out here?
Greg. You're the turkey carver now.
Gregory Focker!
Gregory Focker!
Guiding our family through life's pastures.
Gustavo, my assistant, hooked it up.
Gustavo! Birthday cake! Birthday cake! Try the birthday cake.
Guys, guys... BERNIE: When you wanted to try
Had beers with him last night.
Had to pass through some sorrow
Hang on, I'm with you!
Have a good night, all right? I'm gonna go sleep.
Have a good night, Jack.
Have a little chat. 'Cause Grandma's feet hurt.
Have been on coffee break for the past eight minutes,
Have fun. Okay.
Have reconnected these past few days.
Having an affair with a nurse.
He already has issues. That's something he might never recover from.
He always runs late. Always runs late. Thanks.
He came up with this name for me, the Bobfather.
He has issues in this department.
He just... He was so happy. Right, right?
He keeps clenching and I can't make an insertion.
He pulled the same shit on you, didn't he?
He really disappointed me.
He said he was feeling kind of queasy, so...
He said I was cuckoo?
He wanted Deb and me to get married in Oyster Bay. Done.
He wants me to get my birth certificate
He wants us to lead the Pfosten convention in Maui next month.
He was very discreet.
He was, like, Oh, Focker. Thanks for helping me make a wee wee.
He wasn't screaming. He was celebrating, he was just so happy.
He'll be putty in your hands.
He's a little goofy, maybe, in his dressing,
He's actually the department manager of the medical surgical unit
He's being modest.
He's busy at work. She's busy at home.
He's financially secure. He's great with the twins.
He's gonna wake up feeling so refreshed.
He's good. Yeah.
He's in town for a convention.
He's not gonna make it to the twins' party.
He's sleeping. I put him in a still point.
Hello, Dr. Ballard. So nice to see you.
Hello, Greg.
Hello, Jack.
Hello, my audience!
Hello, my friends. Welcome.
Hello, my precious prince, how are you, darling?
Hello, yes, do you still have the pineapple upside down cake?
Hello! Can I have some fun, too?
Hello! Hot little number he's got named Jinxy
Hello? OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?
Hello? Yeah, I'm here.
Hello. GREG: Hello?
Hello. PAM: Where is he going? Are you okay?
Henry and Samantha! Today you are five!
Henry,
Henry, do what your grandpa says.
Henry, that's a very good question. And I'll tell you why.
HENRY: Grandpa! Grandpa! What's wrong?
HENRY: No. Uh uh. Do you not like it?
HENRY: One more, cool!
HENRY: Whoa!
HENRY: Yeah. Great.
Henry.
Henry's doing much better.
Her grandparents are from Seville.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here's Sirius Black. Here's Orange Ninja, okay?
Hey, Bernie.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, can I get you 200 cc's of anything you want, stat?
Hey, did you find it?
Hey, Dina. Jack had a heart attack two weeks ago. Adios, folks!
Hey, everybody. Hello. Kevin.
Hey, Focker
Hey, Focker, I got nipples Okay
Hey, Focker, I got nipples Wow
Hey, General! The Japanese surrendered!
Hey, gorgeous.
Hey, greetings from the Black Sea. You look terrific.
Hey, Greg, it's time for your next meeting.
Hey, Greg? Yeah.
Hey, guys!
Hey, happy birthday, man!
Hey, Henry, are you doing all right?
Hey, hi, hi.
Hey, honey, what'd you do with Henry's Lactaid?
Hey, how you doing? Sorry, I'm late.
Hey, I came as soon as I heard.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Kev, listen, do you need a place to stay?
Hey, Kevin!
Hey, Kevin!
Hey, Kevin? Yeah.
Hey, listen, keep your snake in its cage for the next 72 hours.
Hey, look, I think you left something at home.
Hey, look, I'm not in the union, Randy! I'm backing up the truck!
Hey, Louis, what's up?
Hey, man. You following me?
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Randy. How you doing?
Hey, Sam! Happy birthday.
Hey, sweetheart, will you please
Hey, sweetheart, will you please
Hey, we are trying to help you, sir.
Hey, what's the good word, Grandpa Jack?
Hey, you're gonna eat some of this. She seemed nice.
Hey!
Hey! Oh, man. I'm so sorry.
Hey! Oh, man. I'm so sorry.
Hey! Oh. Hello.
Hey! There they are.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hello.
Hey. Hey, can you hang on a second?
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. KEVIN: Come here.
Hey. You need a refill on that
Hey. You okay?
Hi, Greg. Hi, Mr. Chopra.
Hi, honey! Look at you, how big you got!
Hi, honey.
Hi, I'm Prudence. Greg?
Hi, it's a... It's a pleasure to meet you.
Hi, stranger, thanks. What are you doing there?
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi! Gay? Roz?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Can I get a club soda and a margarita on the rocks with no salt?
Hi. Hi.
His Circus of Trust, or whatever he calls it.
His name is Jack Byrnes. You know, he had a heart attack
His what?
Hit number one in the ratings
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on. Thank you.
Honestly, Jack, I have no desire
Honey, every couple can use a little stimulation.
Honey, he's your best lizard friend.
Honey, home is inside of you.
Honey, I asked you to do two things, that's all I asked.
Honey, I struck out.
Honey, it was an accident.
Honey, there's nothing to be icked out about.
Honey, what am I gonna do?
Honey. Greg, do something.
Hot little number he's got named Jinxy
How about you, Sam?
How are you doing?
How are you?
How come Daddy's not here?
How come you're afraid of lizards?
How do you find time to make love
How do you make a living?
How great.
How involved you are with your kids.
How long have you had it?
How long have you had that... The situation for?
How long?
How well they hang on the monkey bars?
How you doing there, Mr. Androvsky? Everything okay?
How you doing, man?
How you doing, man?
How you doing, tiger?
How's he doing? He's all right.
How's he doing? It's been so long.
How's it going?
How's that?
However, if you're looking to fill a quota, we can be flexible.
I actually started out as a nurse, myself.
I am in control of my family, all right?
I am just talking to my friend, Greg Focker.
I am so stoked you changed your mind.
I can see that. Okay, will you just, please, just relax, okay?
I can't believe I didn't see the warning signs.
I can't believe you, Roz.
I can't believe you, Roz.
I can't say because I'm not supposed to be spying.
I can't sleep.
I can't stop thinking about all that blood.
I cannot believe I ever slept with that guy.
I couldn't help but notice how you and Kevin
I did do that. Great.
I didn't hear him.
I didn't hear you come in.
I didn't say it like that.
I do, right here! Right here!
I do. I carry pictures of many treasured friends
I do. I carry pictures of many treasured friends
I don't know if I have that, Jack, but let me check my files.
I don't know if I still have it, but let me check my files.
I don't know why I still think I can get anything by you.
I don't know. I'm still trying to make sense of it myself.
I don't need to put a little thing in front of it.
I don't think you get it, Greg.
I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I gave him about 15 minutes ago.
I get it. My father in law tripped
I get that all the time.
I got a little something for Hank the Tank here.
I got him!
I got it, all right?
I got roped into this hospital administration dinner thing tonight, so...
I got to pump, dump and hump to get that backyard whole again!
I got to say, that sounds pretty cheesy, Greg.
I got you.
I guess it's a Tesla Roadster or something.
I guess my skills just aren't what they used to be.
I guess they fight sometimes.
I had a little incident with the business end of a turkey. It's cool.
I had no idea how deep I was in until I stepped away.
I had, like, 97 things to do, so...
I happen to have his new address.
I hate you!
I have a feeling about you.
I have absolutely heard of that place.
I have an idea.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I have the raddest news ever!
I have to connect your father now, okay?
I just can't deal with your dad right now.
I just don't have time to moonlight pitching a drug right now.
I just got a little bit lost. Everyone asleep?
I just have a bit of a headache, sweetheart, tonight.
I just want you to know that's okay.
I just... I'm sorry, too.
I knew I had to fly him out here.
I know as long as we're together, I'll never get lost.
I know of him.
I know that. We're Fockers. That's not the way we roll.
I know what I have, Greg, and I'm not concerned about that right now.
I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.
I know you're going to find your way.
I know you're up to something and I'm watching you.
I know, Daddy.
I know, Greg. I called you.
I know.
I know. I know. Here, Jack,
I know. Sorry, babe.
I know. You've had that worried look on your face all day.
I let everything get out of control and I shouldn't have.
I like it. I like the weight. I want it.
I like what I'm seeing from this place.
I looked in the mirror and I said, Who am I?
I love him, especially when he's not obsessed with you.
I love it. I mean, they're so cute.
I love you anyway.
I love you. I love you, too, honey. Bye.
I love you. I love you.
I loved the article you wrote in the AMA Journal,
I mean, how dope is that?
I mean, I think I know what you mean, but I'm just...
I mean, Sam's a better tester, anyway, so...
I mean, the opportunity to manage an entire unit,
I mean, what is free play test?
I mean, with Pam, my whole thing was just
I mean, you know, it's not easy.
I mean, your words hit home about a top notch education,
I must have handed him a photo of Pam instead.
I need all source, derogatory only,
I need an ambulance right away.
I need you to do better than that. Thank you, goodbye.
I never did that.
I never went soft on you.

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