♯ Marmaduke Soundboard

A bee! Get off of me now!

A dog like this is impossible to train,

A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need.

A little privacy, and a one way ticket back to Kansas.

A massive, rogue wave approaches!

A pedigree girlfriend.

A real top dog looks out for his family.

A surf competition for dogs?

A unique synthesis of "marma",

A waffle is to be savored, not inhaled!

Aah!

Aah! [gasps]

Aah! [screams]

Absolutely not a purebred.

Actually, no, Bosco. I'm here to thank you.

After all, he's only human.

After I won last year's World Championship,

Ah! [spits]

Ah. Here we are.

Aha! And here's our marketing director, Phil Winslow.

Ahh! Ugh! Ahh!

Ahhh! Hot cheese! Oh, hot cheese!

All contestants must get ready.

All dogs like to chase cats.

All right, all right, twist my paw. ALL: Duke! Duke!

All right, bring the family along. They can relax while we work.

All right, enough. Lights out.

All right, here it is. The overall surf champion...

All right, I'm all ears, literally.

All right, you guys!

All right! Now it's a party! Yeah, come on!

All right! Yeah!

All right.

All the humans are sleeping

All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? [laughs]

ALL: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!

Alpha male who runs the park.

Always late for church.

Amy, wait.

Amy!

And

And became a big phony baloney sell out.

And Black Bart's getting away!

And breaking into bird cages is even tougher. (BELCHES)

And don't forget to take advantage of our two for one offer for Shimmer Shampoo.

And don't forget to take advantage of our two for one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo!

And don't make any dinner plans

And embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching?

And excitement for the whole family.

And first up is Zeus! [giggles]

And guess what he's in charge of?

And have gifts you could never dream of having.

And he's super jealous,

And his name is Marmaduke.

And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school.

And I just don't think I'll make it in today.

And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California.

And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face.

And I never had a chance to tell you.

And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts.

And I wish you could understand me.

And I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.

And I'm the reigning SoCal surf champ.

And learn to control your impulse to eat.

And made a solo trip around the world.

And my wife might say there's no "if" about it…

And never stop my plans

And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe!

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

And once again, that dog screwed it up!

And so, moving day arrived.

And spending the day with the folks who love me.

And stand up proud.

And that is what made me

And that, I have no idea what that is.

And that, my friend, is some pretty strong stuff.

And that's the way it'll always be.

And that's the way the park should be.

And the Duke shreds! This dog rules! Marmaduke!

And the toilet's in there.

And the trophy goes to...

And the ultra confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.

And then they invited friends. It just got crazy!

And then…

And there was a feeling of hope

And they act like their fleas don't bite. It's ridiculous!

And this social butterfly here is Barbara.

And this, by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had.

And tt took two security guards to get it out!

And we suck at swimming?

And when I'm around you I smell potential,

And win the million dollar prize!

And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are.

And you are my family.

And you just sit over here and act like we're dirt.

And you're no longer guy.

And you're telling me to be myself?

And, just put some clothes on.

And, most importantly, I get to spend time with my little girl.

Anton, master of the Top Dog method.

Any man that chooses his dog over his career

Anyone recognize this cute little fella?

Anything for you.

Anything?

Anyway, I try not to hold things against Phil.

Are we gonna spend the rest of our lives hiding underneath the porch

Are we insured?

Are we still on for dinner?

Are we sure these are all dogs?

Are you crazy?

Are you good at anything? Huh?

Are you kidding? All that training?

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you serious? Totally!

Aren't we okay in Kansas?

ARLISS ON TV: Yeller.

As if!

As you insist.

As you wish.

At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am.

At least, she did until you turned your back on us

Atta boy, buddy. Come on!

Aw. Looks aren't everything.

Bakersfield. What the...

Bang, bang.

Barb, I read the text. And...

Barb, it's a family trip and you are coming, too. Let's go.

BARBARA: Oh, he's so cute!

BARBARA: That's mine...

BARBARA: What happened?

Bark Organics was made in Southern California, embrace that.

Basically, the opposite of you.

Bathing suits, sunglasses, sunscreen.

Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it.

Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon!

Be true to who you are.

Beautiful day, huh?

Beautiful, Barbara.

Because he just saved me.

Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich.

Because I want Bark Organics

Because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time.

Because it appears somebody stole your integrity.

Because this park is for dogs only.

Because we don't know how long he's been gone.

Because you're fired, Winslow!

Because you're my friend.

Because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure

Become the bacon, huh?

Bee! Ahhh!

Bee! Bee! Ahhh!

Bee! Bee! He's gonna sting us!

Bees are scary.

Before they'll cross promote the roll out.

Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew toy.

Being a pedigree means you're exceptional.

Being a teenager, it can be rough,

Believe I'm a champion?

Believe in yourself.

Believe you're a winner.

Besides, have you seen the video of you rescuing Marmaduke on YouTube?

Besides, we'll still be friends.

Better make the bed rock

Billy will be fine. Come on, boy.

Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson.

Billy, stop saying true things about your father.

BOSCO: Get back here, mutt!

BOSCO: Get back here, you poser!

BOSCO: Jezebel, let's go. Now!

BOSCO: Out of my way, poser! Look out!

BOSCO: See you later, when there's not any girls around to save you.

BOSCO: Well, well, well. If it isn't the dog and pony show.

BOSCO: You sure?

Bosco's right about everything. I'm just a Gigantor freak.

Boston? I'm gonna say Kansas.

BOTH: Dead.

BOY: Hey, Brian!

Branches!

Breaking into new cliques is tough

Brian, who are your friends?

BRIAN: Hey, Marmaduke, can you keep a secret?

BRIAN: Marmaduke! Come on, buddy. PHIL: Marmaduke!

BRIAN: Marmaduke! Look who I found!

BRIAN: Night, Dad.

Brian's got his fins.

Bring the iconic spirit of the West Coast

Brr!

Brutal!

Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered?

Buddy.

But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion.

But did… did… did you just apologize?

But he didn't promise anything.

But he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike.

But he's not really good at the old pick me up speech.

But I already have a girlfriend.

But I did see this cute surfer kid today.

But I hardly even saw him today.

But I've actually been hanging out at the skate park.

But I've got to get back to my office now.

But I've never been so happy to see that big, ugly face in my whole life.

But if you're a teenager, and the world doesn't fit you,

But into the great unknown mystery, I will go first, amigo.

But just a tiny taste. [exhales]

But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us.

But the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a

But then he went insane from rabies and ate his owner.

But there are no dogs allowed on the boat.

But they wanna see a fully realized campaign

But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy

But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself,

But we're not big dogs, we're tiny dogs!

But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition.

But what if the dogs could talk to each other?

But when you grow up into this, I get it. Not pretty.

But you got to tell your dad.

But you got to trust me on this.

But you have to tell the kids.

But you kind of deserved it.

But you took that fleabag to school!

But you'll make so many new friends there.

But you're better than any of those guys, and I can prove it.

But you're gonna need more than that.

But, more importantly, you'll earn the respect…

Bye bye.

Bye, Guy.

California

California, here we come

California!

Call 'em.

Can I get you anything, Deb?

Can I open my eyes now?

Can we go now, before I become an appetizer?

Can you please help me get him out of there?

Can't wait for the next family boat trip.

Canine ball!

Cannonball!

Carlos, you're a genius.

CARLOS: (WITH SPANISH ACCENT) Take it easy, man!

CARLOS: A tube of toothpaste is a good start,

CARLOS: Hey, dude, get out of the trash!

CARLOS: Looking out for his own.

CARLOS: No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

CARLOS: Not to rub margarita salt in the wound,

CARLOS: This is a horrible mistake.

CARLOS: Timber!

CARLOS: Whoa! What a crowd!

Cat! There's no cat here.

Check it out.

Check, Pig Cow's mine. Why?

Cheese.

Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus.

Come have a seat, fellas.

Come here, now! I'm sorry.

Come here, through here, Phil! I'm over here!

Come here, you!

Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion.

Come on, baby, are you gonna spend time with them or with me?

Come on, big M, keep it together.

Come on, boy!

Come on, boy.

Come on, boy. Marmaduke!

Come on, bring it in.

Come on, buddy!

Come on, buddy! Marmaduke, where are you?

Come on, buddy. I can't see!

Come on, come on, give me something I can recognize.

Come on, folks, I'm so sorry. Come on. Come this way.

Come on, get back here. Heel!

Come on, girl, just jump.

Come on, give me a scent.

Come on, it'll be fun! Question.

Come on, let's get our bark on. Oh, oh...

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's meet the fam. The two leggers.

Come on, not today!

Come on, people. Don't be shy.

Come on, Phil, get off the phone. Brian's going to bed.

Come on, Phil, let's go!

Come on, Phil! Not again.

Come on, Phil. Channel your inner canine.

Come on, Phil. It's like you're not listening to them.

Come on, sell it, man. Sell it.

Come on, walk with me. We got work to do.

Come on, we have to get ready for the competition.

Come on, we're burning daylight.

Come on, we're out of here.

Come on, where am I? Just give me one little scent of home.

Come on, you can do it!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on, concentrate!

Come on. I feel like we're forgetting something.

Come on. It's just water.

Come on. Let's go home.

Come on. Let's go. MAZIE: "Really pretty" what?

Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion!

Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag?

Come to daddy.

Come watch Giuseppe rip it up!

Coming through!

Competition's starting. Beat it, Hasselhoff.

Congratulations, Marmaduke.

Congratulations, Phil.

Constant underachievers.

Cool, thanks!

Cool! I'd like that.

Cow that oinks. I think it's cool!

Crank it, DJ Thunder!

Crazy as a bullbat.

Dad, everyone loves it.

Dad, please, I'm begging you.

Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party?

Dad! Dad!

Day in the life of old Marmaduke, here.

Deal.

Debbie, help!

Debbie, you got to listen to me.

DEBBIE: Are you okay? SARAH: Hi, Dad.

DEBBIE: I love it! Great job.

DEBBIE: Marmaduke!

DEBBIE: Phil. No!

DEBBIE: The only way this move was ever gonna work out

DEBBIE: Wait. Pink?

Debbie's pretty cool, and my main food hook up.

Definitely time to find that obedience school.

DELINQUENT DOG: (LAUGHS) Come on! Let's go, go!

Demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur!

Did he just look at me?

Did I say you could get up? I'm sorry!

Did I say you could get up? MARMADUKE: No, no. Please!

Did my legs shrink?

Did the circus give you guys the day off?

Did you agree to that?

Did you leave these on the table in there?

Didn't think so. Welcome to the O.C., mutt.

Diggity dang that dog!

Dish soap.

Dizzy!

Do I know you from somewhere?

Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?

Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion?

Do you think any of this stuff would work with girls?

Does anyone even own a pet in this place?

Does everyone here have rabies induced insanity?

DOG 1: Let's get out of here.

DOG 1: Yeah!

DOG 2: Total poser. Where are you going?

DOG 2: You totally shredded, dude!

DOG 3: Come on, Duke, you can take him.

DOG 3: Loser!

DOG 4: Party at the pier! All right, let's go! Party!

Dog Vader over there is the man himself, Bosco.

Dogs and owners, make your way to the shore. Cowabarka!

DOGS: (CHANTING) Duke! Duke! Duke!

DOGS: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!

DOGS: (CHANTING) Jump! Jump! Jump!

DOGS: Fire truck!

Dogs.

DON ON PHONE: Winslow, Twombly.

DON: Bark Organics dominates the California market.

DON: No, no, no.

DON: Winslow!

DON: You're lucky I had a favor to call in.

Don's a bit eccentric, but that's what makes him so successful.

Don't be a wiener dog! Just dance along to the flashing arrows!

Don't be silly.

Don't be so nervous.

Don't be so sensitive.

Don't be you!

Don't just stand there, do something!

Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out.

Don't make me laugh.

Don't move.

Don't push it, okay?

Don't worry about coming in today,

Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar.

Done.

Down and out.

Down here!

Dream date? What is she talking about?

Dude, we got it all on tape. We're putting it on YouTube!

Due to Guy Hilton’s accident.

Duke! ALL: Duke! Duke! Duke!

Easy! FIREMAN 6: There he is.

Ejector seat. Never fails.

Eleven o'clock, Phil.

ENGLISH US PSDH

Enjoy the rest of your party, mutt.

Even Barbara was trying to lend a hand.

Even for the world's greatest dog trainer…

Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion.

Everyone's having fun, loosen up!

Everything I do is for us.

Ew.

Excellent.

Fantastic, Marmaduke!

FEMALE DOG: Nice catch, Brad.

Ferdinand is fluent in six languages, including gopher.

Fight! Fight!

Fine, have it your way, losers.

Fine. You want to play hardball?

Fire truck!

Fire truck! MAZIE: Heel!

FIREMAN 1: Go! Go! Go! Go!

FIREMAN 2: All right. Get me two more guys here.

FIREMAN 2: Get him out!

FIREMAN 3: Come on, girl, it's okay.

FIREMAN 3: Up, up, up! Let's go!

FIREMAN 4: He's out. He's out.

FIREMAN 4: You guys, easy.

FIREMAN 5: I'm sorry.

FIREMAN: Come on, boy! Hurry!

First of all, you weren't invited here, Bosco.

First things first.

First, you got your jocks.

For showing me how wrong I was.

From his girlfriend or he'll kill you.

Fuchsia. That's how they roll in Cali.

Geronimo!

Get back here, you good for nothing little fur ball!

Get him! Get him! Yeehaw!

Get me off this thing! Help! Marmy don't surf!

Get me, Phil!

Get me. Phil, get me!

Get some earth between your toes.

Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day.

Get up.

Get your dog under control, you understand?

GIRL: Bodie is so gorgeous!

GIUSEPPE: (STUTTERS) They're rich, and they're spoiled

GIUSEPPE: Because they're not afraid to live?

GIUSEPPE: Guys, I'm telling you, the tide is rising!

GIUSEPPE: He also sleeps on a giant pile of his victims' bones.

GIUSEPPE: I can't believe we survived Chupadogra!

GIUSEPPE: I smell rain, and I did not dress for rain.

GIUSEPPE: I thought you said he'd be here.

GIUSEPPE: I'm a monster!

GIUSEPPE: No luck here.

Give me that.

Giving all for the goals

Go ahead. Come on, it's your turn. Jump!

Go find somebody else to drool on. We're through with you!

Go home, dog.

Go home.

Go on, get out of here. Get! (COUGHING)

Gonna need to let that breathe a few days.

Good boy! Good boy!

Good boy.

Good luck to you, too.

Good morning, Orange County!

Good one, Marmaduke. [groans]

Good to meet you guys. Hey, you come here a lot?

Good, you got it! Take her first.

Good. The small ones ain't got enough meat on their bones.

Gordie, no! No, not on Debbie's rug!

Gosh, I love you guys so much.

Got it. No problem.

Got to keep it up, never let my head drop

Grab here, Phil! Grab on to this.

Great news!

Great, it's gonna be a really good party!

Great, right?

Great, we're getting mad dogged. Let's bail!

Great! Okay, now I'm catching a cold.

Great.

Grip it and rip it!

Gross.

Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream…

Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs]

Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail,"

Guy Hilton.

Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog

Guy wants us to pay for the training costs.

Guy was right.

Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row.

Guy?

Guy.

Guys, I'm really excited about spending this weekend together.

Guys, if I don't nail this, I'm done.

Guys, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Guys, what's going on? Let's go.

Ha!

Hairball. (SPITS)

Handmade by me and my brother.

Hang on a second. Did you check out that doggie door?

Hang on, give him a chance.

Hanging out with you these last few weeks,

Harness coming down!

Has ended in a terrible injury.

Have it your way.

Have you ever looked at your paws?

He acts like it's a great big romp, doesn't he, Travis?

He ain't nothing, watch.

He could get hit by a car.

He destroyed our home!

He doesn't look like he's gonna make it.

He gets that way because he's a jerk.

He has a backyard, you have a couch.

He looks like me after Taco Tuesday.

He needs his medication!

He ran out the back gate about an hour ago.

He refuses to listen to me!

He said he might stop by after the pedigree party,

He shimmers like gold!

He told him. You told him, like, 12 times...

He was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance,

He was loved by all.

He was up there.

He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle.

He'll be back, right?

He's a dog, Phil! He doesn't know any better.

He's a Great Dane! He's huge. He's twice the size of your dog.

He's a handful.

He's a heap more dog than I ever had him figured for.

He's a marketing guy for a local pet food company.

He's a real confidence booster. Of course he is.

He's better than me, isn't he?

He's cooped up in the office all day. Come on, Phil.

He's cute!

He's definitely Midwest.

He's going, not us!

He's gone too far, Dottie.

He's gone. He got busted with Phil and had to sleep outside.

He's gonna sting me and give me rabies! Phil, Phil, get rid of him!

He's not a loser!

He's not at the dog park either.

He's pretty cool for a cat, which helps,

He's quite sensitive.

He's the challenge that I've been looking for.

He's the toughest dog around.

He's way better than those lame purse dogs.

Help me! Why do bees hate me?

Help, help, don't let me fall!

Here, get your snorkel. Let's go, let's go.

Here, let's see if he says no to this awesome hole I'm digging.

Here's the deal. Girls want romance.

Here's your birthday doggy.

Hey, Barb! Who are your friends?

Hey, Barbara!

Hey, Bri.

Hey, Brian, wait up.

Hey, Brian, you okay? BRIAN: Yeah.

Hey, buddy, we're talking here.

Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier.

Hey, check it out.

Hey, Dad. What are you doing?

Hey, Deb.

Hey, everybody, watch this!

Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake?

Hey, I know you. You go to Marshall, right?

Hey, I wasn't done with that!

Hey, I'm talking here!

Hey, is it just me, or is it getting a little out of hand?

Hey, is this your party, dude?

Hey, let me out of here. I'm not an animal!

Hey, Marmaduke, come on, let's go!

Hey, Mazie! What's up?

Hey, Sarah, where you going?

Hey, Shantrelle.

Hey, that's my name!

Hey, that's part of my look!

Hey, this is my step bro, Carlos, by the way.

Hey, wait, what are you doing? Don't go over there!

Hey, what's a dog like you doing out here, anyways?

Hey, what's Hasselhoff doing here?

Hey, what's the new surf champ doing out here all alone?

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, whoa, whoa. Watch it!

Hey, yo, when I wake up moaning, yawning

Hey, you lousy mutt!

Hey, you must be Mazie.

Hey!

Hey! You got the wrong guy!

Hey.

Hey. I'm just kind of here, taking a break from the old family.

Hi, Don. Winslow, where the heck are you?

His girlfriend over there is Miss Perfect, Jezebel.

His heart was always in the right place.

Hit it, boys! (BARKS)

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. I've heard that before.

Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke.

Hmm…

Hogging my favorite chair.

Hold on, Phil. Brian's got something to tell you.

Hold on. I'm coming, Mazie!

Hold still, Marmaduke.

Hold your horses.

Honestly?

Honey, anything could happen

Honey! Honey! Right there, look!

Honey?

Hope you got what you wanted.

How about a peanut butter appetizer?

How can this be?

How cute is she? And she's my biggest fan.

How did it come to this, Phil?

How do you know?

How do you think that makes me feel?

How does a dog get muscles like that?

How much farther?

How's my breath now?

How's that gonna sell organic dog food to the heartland?

Huh! Looks like I'm not the only one terrified of bees.

Huh?

Huh? Wha? [grunting]

Huh? What are you guys doing?!

Huh.

Huh. That's too bad.

Humiliate the innocent.

Humph.

I acted like a big shot and lost all my friends, my family.

I almost got almond butter.

I am a golden dog!

I am a tiny monster.

I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship

I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head!

I am?

I am. I'm standing my ground!

I call him Doctor No sometimes,

I can make you into the dog you wanna be.

I can measure, first hand, who I'm dealing with.

I can see forever!

I can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog.

I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something.

I can turn your dog into a champion.

I can't believe I did it.

I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness.

I can't believe I'm really here with you.

I can't believe you made it.

I can't do it.

I can't do this!

I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog.

I can't.

I can't. Trust me.

I can't... I'm too scared.

I couldn't think of another girl I'd rather share it with.

I didn't do anything, Bosco!

I didn't do anything!

I didn't get a good look.

I didn't just lose.

I didn't want him to run away. God!

I didn't want to disappoint you, but you weren't really listening.

I don't bite.

I don't care how freakishly large you are, Donkey Boy.

I don't care if it's raining, I'm done. He can sleep outside.

I don't care what everyone thinks of me

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

I don't even know where the O.C.'s at!

I don't even like soccer.

I don't hang out with mutts anymore.

I don't know how to say this without hurting your feelings...

I don't know, Carlos. Something's fishy here.

I don't know.

I don't really buy it.

I don't think they're ready to hang 10.

I don't understand you sometimes.

I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video.

I feel a little funny.

I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

I found them, over. Come on, girl.

I get it, okay?

I got a quick question.

I got nothing.

I got this presentation.

I gotta rush and get highlight touch ups.

I guess I had more pull before the growth spurt. Cue flashback.

I guess I just don't know how to tell him the truth.

I guess what I'm trying to say is

I hate water. Come on. Sit.

I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship.

I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents.

I have black belts…

I have to go, but maybe I'll see you around.

I haven't seen a single dog so far.

I hear you, bro, but just hang in there.

I heard a vicious rumor that you're, like, from Kansas?

I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts.

I hired you to create an identity for this company

I hope you're ready for a mind blowing canine surf experience.

I hope.

I just don't get it.

I just invited some friends

I just made it.

I just missed you.

I just need a little time to flesh them out.

I just wanted him to sleep in the backyard,

I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine.

I knew he was a cheater.

I knew me quads would be me downfall.

I know it's gonna take time to adjust, honey,

I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got.

I know you're sad right now.

I know, I know!

I know.

I know. I mean...

I like it. BOSCO: Let's go!

I like to give Phil a little exercise, too.

I lost him.

I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people.

I love dogs.

I love it! I love it!

I love you, buddy.

I love you, buddy. Come on!

I made a huge mistake wearing the bumble bee sweater.

I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready.

I mean, really looked at them?

I mean, that one has two rear ends.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen? He has a party?

I mean…

I need that new campaign and I need it yesterday. So what do you got?

I need to Oh!

I need to spend some quality time with my family.

I need you to be a good boy, a very good boy.

I need…

I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show.

I quit cheerleading today.

I ran away from home.

I ran into another dad at the dog park,

I really miss you guys, too.

I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.

I requested executive class!

I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge.

I saw this.

I say you're too big hearted.

I shredded?

I signed you up!

I smell a cat and I hate cats.

I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and…

I still hate water!

I think everyone should sit here, too.

I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water

I think it sounds kind of cool.

I think it's called a colossal fall from grace, hermano.

I think my brain just turned into an Afghan Hound for a while.

I think Phil put something in our meatballs!

I think she's jealous.

I think that sounds cool, Brian.

I think we should move back to Kansas.

I think we'll be okay.

I think your dog has a lot of heart.

I thought I was fired.

I thought it was a dishrag.

I thought you were different.

I totally heard that.

I trust you. Here I come!

I wanna give you and the kids the life you deserve.

I want a bigger house

I want justice, and I want it now!

I want to bring a rookie

I want you on my boat this weekend, we'll work together.

I wanted to say

I wanted to say...

I was a real jerk, and you didn't deserve it.

I was the alpha dog.

I was trying to be a big shot... Off the couch!

I was two months old when they got this.

I was wrong.

I wasn't gonna miss your big show.

I will find China!

I will show the world that I can train any dog.

I will turn you into a champion.

I wish you could talk.

I won't let you down, sir.

I worked my butt off this weekend,

I would have thought you heard me tell you

I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to…

I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so…

I'd be a bone illionaire!

I'd cream your furry little butt...

I'd go myself, but I can't get wet.

I'd ignore me, too. PHIL: Get back here!

I'd like that.

I'd love to chat,

I'd love to, but seriously, guys, I've got four left paws.

I'll be fine. It's time to finally stand on my own four legs for a while.

I'll remember this.

I'll see you in five.

I'll see you later!

I'll show you what a real champion can do.

I'm a dog and you're a cat, we get along great.

I'm a Great Dane. We sat at the foot of kings!

I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner.

I'm alive!

I'm back. Let's do this.

I'm Bodie.

I'm doing the spin!

I'm done pretending to be a top dog.

I'm done taking your spit on my head, Bosco.

I'm exhausted.

I'm gonna figure this out.

I'm gonna give him the tongue.

I'm gonna make you pay. I am gonna make you pay!

I'm gonna tear you apart, mutt.

I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party.

I'm just a poor, incredibly attractive,

I'm Marmaduke, by the way. I get yelled at a lot.

I'm Mazie, by the way.

I'm more than all right.

I'm not gonna let you go.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas.

I'm not sure.

I'm okay!

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just a little wet, that's all.

I'm outa here.

I'm picking up something else here, also.

I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show.

I'm really sorry.

I'm running through a meadow. I'm peeing on everything.

I'm sensing a little English Mastiff.

I'm so happy to be [grunts]

I'm so sorry about this.

I'm sorry, Don. Uh...

I'm sorry, he gets this way when he drinks too much drain pipe water.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, guys. My bad.

I'm starting to like this guy!

I'm such a loser.

I'm supposed to be champion!

I'm supposed to listen to a guy named Anton?

I'm sweating like a dog.

I'm telling you guys, without fur,

I'm the greatest dog of all time.

I'm the World Champion!

I'm too cute to die!

I'm top dog!

I'm up, I'm up.

I'm up, I'm up. Where am I?

I've been on this crew nine years.

I've been telling Dad I'm going to soccer practice,

I've got a chance to completely re invent myself and finally fit in.

I've got the right of way!

I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care.

I've just been trying so hard to make this work

I’ll get him right now

I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life!

If it were me, I'd want him to take me to the junkyard.

If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won.

If we weren't related, I'd scratch both your eyes out!

If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops.

If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash

If you know what a party's like, it's gonna be better than that.

If you're hungry or thirsty, the trash can's out back.

Impossible is my middle name.

Impossible to train?

In a crazy turn of events,

In a way, yes.

In short, I've got a new leash on life.

In the big leagues, they take steroids and cheat with supermodels.

In the city of L.A.

Inconsiderate drivers.

Interesting.

Invites his girlfriend over?

Is a man I want working for me.

Is about the worst thing that can happen to you,

Is everybody okay?

Is if we were in it together.

Is it already lunchtime?

Is it true, Marmaduke?

Is my breath really that bad?

Is somebody cooking?

Is that really how you feel?

Is that right? Then how do you explain that picture over there?

Is that weird that your boss wants to meet you at the dog park?

Is that what we wanna be? Just okay?

Is that your dog?

Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet?

Is this a dog park? I must be horribly lost.

Is total humiliation for you and your family.

It better be.

It burns! It burns!

It doesn't matter where we are.

It fits! It fits! Oh! Look at this.

It is a beautiful day here in Southern California for dog surfing.

It looks like a water main broke.

It started with a bath, and now look at us.

It takes a big dog to admit that.

It takes a lot more than that...

It was a weekend on a boat, okay?

It was a work end, honey.

It was supposed to come out of the prize money

It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion.

It won't be a party without me.

It worked! She talked to me!

It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but…

It's a dog eat dog world, Guy Hilton.

It's a dog park. What do you want me to do?

It's a gift. What's your handle, newbie?

It's a marketing job with an organic pet food company.

It's a party, let's have fun!

It's a surprise. Ready?

It's all over.

It's all yours.

It's beautiful!

It's getting a little cold out.

It's gonna be a classic O.C. rager, you should totally come.

It's good to see you, Bri. BRIAN: What are you doing?

It's got an ocean view! And a pool!

It's great to see you again.

It's just a dog show.

It's just a little something I whipped up.

It's just an option we haven't explored yet, that's all I'm saying.

It's just covered up in

It's just for pedigrees.

It's just the kind of guy I am.

It's kind of hard to forgive you if you don't mean it...

It's like the first time in my life I feel like I really belong.

It's like tiny bullets from the sky.

It's lovely up here.

It's Mr. Winslow.

It's my wife's rule.

It's not the earth I'm worried about.

It's okay, boy.

It's okay, Marmaduke. Nothing bad's gonna happen.

It's pretty cool, isn't it?

It's pretty ridiculous.

It's raining cats and us!

It's really bad!

It's really good to see you.

It's really romantic there at night.

It's so beautiful.

It's so creative, too.

It's so soothing!

It's the dog park, man. It's like high school for dogs,

It's the pound.

It's too dangerous!

It's too expensive.

It's way too absorbent!

It’s time you forget everything you've ever known.

Jezebel, wait! I...

JEZEBEL: It's so romantic!

JEZEBEL: Marmaduke.

JEZEBEL: Shh!

JEZEBEL: Wow!

JEZEBEL: Wow! You really pulled out all the stops!

Jezebel! He's a liar. Come on, let's go.

Jezebel! Whoa!

Jezebel.

Juan Pedro, self control.

Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf?

Jump through the rings!

Just focus. Whoa! What was that? Whoa!

Just gave myself a tongue bath.

Just give me a chance to...

Just go. We'll find him.

Just ignore him, and he won't bother you.

Just like we practiced.

Just once in my life, I'd like to fit in, you know?

Just out of curiosity,

Just relax. Hey, how's it going?

Just the way you like it.

Kansas? Uh uh. Toto ain't going nowhere, papi.

Keep on whispering in my ear

Kick time, all right. [chuckles mischievously]

Ladies and gentlemen, take a look, on the horizon,

Ladies, please! (PURRING)

Land shrimps at his beck and call.

Lay down. Lay down! That's it.

Lay it on me.

Leave now and you won't have a problem. And take Whiskers with you.

Left jab, left jab, work the body.

Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it.

Left paw, blue arrow.

Let go, and I'll catch you.

Let it go, it was an accident.

Let me explain something.

Let me go to my friend's house so I can go the party.

Let me wrap my paws around you!

Let's begin.

Let's do it! Don't worry about me, I'll just be here

Let's go. Come on. Phil, help!

Let's make this easy, old timer.

Let's put the "Great" back in "Dane" here.

Let's see what we've got.

LIGHTNING: Chug it! Chug it!

LIGHTNING: Yeah, stand clear, Horsie.

LIGHTNING: Yep, that's it. That's the cat.

Like most kids his age, he loves to hang out with me.

Like the kick… [whispering] …that isn't there.

Listen to him. Mazie, you can do this.

Listen up, Barkanova.

Listen, big guy.

Listen, I just wanted to say something.

Listen, I wanted to say how sorry I am for the way I've been acting.

Listen, if you wanna sell to the Midwest, I'll tell you how.

Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special.

Listen...

Little late for you to be going solo, there, Buckeye.

Look around you, Deb.

Look at him. He's just sitting there!

Look at that fur!

Look at that lovable little Marma pup.

Look at the perfect position here, Marmaduke in the barrel.

Look at the tail.

Look at this! It's Marmaduke!

Look at this.

Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus.

Look familiar? Yeah.

Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no?

Look out! Look out!

Look out! Phil, help me!

Look what I got. Debbie's meatballs!

Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor

Look, everybody's got a weakness. Sit.

Look, I know what it's like to be an outsider.

Look, that was my dog. Can somebody help me?

Lookin' for me?

Looking good in the pink.

Looking good, Colby! Sweet collar, Aurora!

Looks like a great party. Now, I'm sorry to interrupt.

Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified.

Looks like the family landed on their feet.

Looks like this underdog landed under his dog.

Looks like we're home.

Luckily, they're easy to take off. Watch this.

Make it 20.

Make me a home on my own

MALE DOG: Party at the Duke's! Rager, man! Yeah!

MALE DOG: Twenty four, come on, you can do it.

MALE DOG: We're innocent. Don't shoot!

Man, you got a serious problem.

Man, you're gonna love it.

MAN: (SPITTING) Oh, come on! Again?

Man! Now, this party is off the leash!

MARMADU KE: And the harder you try to fit in,

MARMADU KE: But if you think being a big, awkward teenager

MARMADU KE: Look at this poor guy.

Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training.

Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up.

Marmaduke is missing. He's been gone since last night!

Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone.

Marmaduke shreds!

Marmaduke was a good dog.

Marmaduke was great today.

Marmaduke,

Marmaduke, chill, relax.

Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs.

Marmaduke, you're up!

MARMADUKE: (CHUCKLES) See? Insanely cute.

MARMADUKE: (GROANING) Would it kill them to install a new dog door?

MARMADUKE: (MUFFLED) Carlos, let me ask you something.

MARMADUKE: (SIGHS) So far, I'm not seeing anyone I'd really fit in with.

MARMADUKE: (WHISPERS) Carlos, be quiet!

MARMADUKE: Bee! I can't see! Bee!

MARMADUKE: Bee! That dog!

MARMADUKE: Bone! Give me!

MARMADUKE: Carlos and I would have pitched in, too,

MARMADUKE: Come on, Phil, shake a leg! Easy, buddy!

MARMADUKE: Come on. You can do it.

MARMADUKE: Coming in for a landing.

MARMADUKE: Fire truck! Fire truck!

MARMADUKE: Freedom!

MARMADUKE: Grab me! You better grab me now!

MARMADUKE: Guys, I am sorry.

MARMADUKE: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

MARMADUKE: Help!

MARMADUKE: High school. (SCOFFS)

MARMADUKE: How did you know?

MARMADUKE: I don't even like surfing!

MARMADUKE: I don't wanna fight you.

MARMADUKE: I got to say, I'm with Barbara on this one.

MARMADUKE: I think he's gonna help us.

MARMADUKE: It was?

MARMADUKE: Just hold on.

MARMADUKE: Just keep coming. Keep coming, we're almost there.

MARMADUKE: Let's go!

MARMADUKE: Mazie!

MARMADUKE: Mazie! No! What?

MARMADUKE: Mazie?

MARMADUKE: Oh, yeah! Get a little Marmaduke.

MARMADUKE: Oh!

MARMADUKE: Over here!

MARMADUKE: Phil, help! Get me. Phil!

MARMADUKE: Phil, I need this.

MARMADUKE: Someone call the ASPCA!

MARMADUKE: The little one's Sarah.

MARMADUKE: Three sixty on the big dog!

MARMADUKE: Wait, wait, I think I hear someone.

MARMADUKE: Wait, wait, wait. There's more.

MARMADUKE: Wait! Wait!

MARMADUKE: Wake up! I'm up, I'm up! Come on, Phil, let's do it!

MARMADUKE: Who cares? She liked my minty breath!

MARMADUKE: Yeah, yeah.

MARMADUKE: Yeah! Of course, of course!

MARMADUKE: You can do this, Marmy.

MARMADUKE: You got to be kidding me!

Marmaduke!

Marmaduke! Come on, let's go!

Marmaduke! Help!

Marmaduke! Help! Help!

Marmaduke! Here, go wait in the car with your mom.

Marmaduke! I'm right here, buddy.

Marmaduke! Marmaduke!

Marmaduke! Where was he, Brian?

Marmaduke? PHIL: No.

Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's dying to hang 20.

Maybe listen to the part about staying away

Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea.

Maybe we can find a happy medium?

Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school.

Mazie, wait up!

MAZIE: And over here, your mushroom heads.

MAZIE: Come on, let's go.

MAZIE: Hey, Marmaduke!

MAZIE: I don't think I can make it! Come here.

MAZIE: Speak of the devil.

MAZIE: There we go!

MAZIE: They mostly date Afghans. Who actually have no brain.

MAZIE: What are we gonna do?

Mazie!

Me? No. I can't do it, I'm too big!

Me? Nope. Never seen you before.

Meet the gang.

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. [chuckles]

Mine's water. It's my kryptonite. Sit.

Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo?

Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony?

Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate.

Monday.

Monday. Deal.

Mr. Pitiful

Music from an old car radio playing softly.

Mutt.

My bad. I slipped off the seat.

My boy, Topaz!

My favorite!

My friend's having a party next weekend. You should come.

My name's Marmaduke.

My point is

Nah.

Never accepting failure. Never giving up.

Never passing up a good bone.

Never wanna let you go

Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza!

Next up, let's smell that breath.

Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West!

Next.

No barking. No tackling the mailman.

No lie! I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up.

No mercy, boss.

No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat.

No offense.

No one has a pet and Seth, here, is a total drama queen.

No one puts Dukey in a corner!

No problem, I'll start working on that immediately.

No problem. Sorry.

No slobbering.

No sweat. I needed to get a Wii, anyway.

No worries, Phil. (CHUCKLES)

No, bad dog!

No, he didn't!

No, he's not. I thought he was upstairs with you.

No, I can't!

No, I'm good.

No, it's somebody else's dog. Not mine.

No, Mazie! Stay, please.

No, no, don't let me fall!

No, no, keep going, keep going. I think it's working.

No, no, left paw, green arrow.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. Phil, no!

No, no, no. That's my dad's dog.

No, no, no. This one's mine, fellas.

No, no, you're right. Forget what I said.

No, no! Hey! Not on the couch! You raised in a barn?

No, no! No!

No, no. I remember, somebody walked by eating beef jerky.

No, not the stereo!

No, you can count on me. It's gonna be a home run.

No, you're not. Get a hold of yourself!

No, you're not. You're being a bully.

No!

No! Marmaduke!

No! Marmaduke! Cold, cold!

No! No! No, no, no.

No! Wait, Phil, no, not now!

No.

No. Way too big and too wet! Cold, cold!

Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog.

Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons.

Nobody expected you to win anyway.

Nobody's ever called me a failure.

None of the strays at the pound have seen him.

Not at all.

Not like that.

Not sitting in this tub. Sit, sit, sit.

Not specifically, just thinking out loud here.

Not sure if I can get out, but I'll try.

Noted and filed.

Nothing, just a bunch of snobs scratching themselves under the yacht club pier.

Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers.

Now to my favorite part, the talent show.

Now you're talking, amigo.

Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen,

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech.

Now, remember, float around the perimeter.

Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog.

Now, that is a pretty good...

Now, there's a well known secret about every single dog show.

Now, this is sort of embarrassing,

O M G, Brad is H O T!

Obey Zeus…

Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus…

Of course I'm sure, man. I've never even been to a dog park.

Of course you are, silly! You're the alpha dog.

Of course. I was glad you called.

Of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East.

Oh, buddy! (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal.

Oh, great. He has zero street smarts.

Oh, hey, cool sweater!

Oh, hey!

Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me.

Oh, look. A bed.

Oh, look. It's you. Listen.

Oh, look. The life of the party.

Oh, man, I'm gonna die!

Oh, man, Phil's gonna get up soon. I got to go!

Oh, Marmaduke.

Oh, Mr. Pit... Oh, Mr. Pit...

Oh, Mr. Twombly, there you are.

Oh, my God! Is that thing yours?

Oh, no!

Oh, no! This is bad, isn't it?

Oh, Phil means well,

Oh, Phil, you're killing me.

Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

Oh, please, it was a cat. It's not like he killed it.

Oh, really? This conversation is over.

Oh, sorry. I'll go this way.

Oh, sorry. Where were we?

Oh, that was awesome!

Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible!

Oh, we did it!

Oh, where'd you come from?

Oh, yeah, brown collar. Good, that'll bring out my eyes.

Oh, yeah, I am.

Oh, yeah, that'll make me real popular.

Oh, yeah, you must be lost, cat,

Oh, yeah? Who's your crew?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You bet I do.

Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little

Oh, Zeus is so, so special.

Oh, Zeus. Zeus!

Oh!

Oh! (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

Oh! Frisbee!

Oh! I know I shouldn't eat it, but I can't help it.

Oh! I wonder what ever happened to that PETCO deal.

Oh! Marmaduke! What did you eat?

Oh! Oh! I hate spiders.

Oh! Phil, hit the snooze!

Oh! She's fine.

Oh! We're dead!

Oh! What have I done?

Oh! Where have you been?

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh! You crazy, wonderful dog.

Oh! You've got so much to learn.

Oh! Zeus.

Oh? Oh!

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh. He's definitely gonna cave.

Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight

Oh. Soccer sounds...

Oh...

Oh…

Okay, Barb, you throw and I catch.

Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer.

Okay, crazy man.

Okay, gotta get up.

Okay, I'm in.

Okay, I'm just spit balling here

Okay, less trash, more mint.

Okay, let's see. Right paw, white arrow.

Okay, let's see. This can't be that hard.

Okay, mutt makeover begins now.

Okay, okay. Act cool.

Okay, on second thought, you have fun.

Okay, so far, all I've learned about The O. C. is that

Okay, stay. It's okay.

Okay, that was cool.

Okay, that was the neighborhood. So, where else?

Okay, that'll be perfect.

Okay, that's the fur.

Okay, that's wet.

Okay, the beach and maybe the dog park?

Okay, we got the life jacket, towels,

Okay, well, I hope you're hungry.

Okay, what's the deal? Is it something I said?

Okay? I was a rescue dog. Nobody wanted me.

Okay.

Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion.

Okay. Good night, Dad.

Okay. I admit it.

Okay. Some dogs just have to learn the hard way.

On second thoughts, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

On the shelves in every PETCO in the country.

One landmark, one little scent.

One more funky little Marmaduke smell.

One shot. Make it happen.

Only most of it.

Ooh la la!

Ooh, better cut back on the strudel.

Ooh! Uh oh, Daddy.

Ooh. Ah!

Oops.

Or a pedigree or a mutt.

Or are we gonna get out in the yard with the big dogs?

Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close?

Or is it Marma fake?

Or maybe we give him away.

Or we could just go to the zoo, and jump into the puma cage!

Ouch!

Ouch! I hate it when girls say that.

Our dog's a loser!

Our home is us. It's you and me and the kids.

Ow!

Ow! My leg's cramping! Ow! Ow!

Ow.

Ow…

Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship!

Payback's gonna be a...

Pee Wee, hit the Crazy String!

Perfect temperature.

Perfect, that will solve everything.

PETCO's gonna give us another chance.

Pets are always the last to find out!

Phil and Marmaduke are one month removed from Kansas.

Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog.

Phil hates that.

Phil just told everybody he got a new job.

Phil, come on, they're just kidding. Say no!

Phil, did we really win?

Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke?

Phil, he's not gonna love it. He's gonna hate it, you knucklehead!

Phil, help! Phil, get rid of him!

Phil, I hate bees! Get back.

Phil, I really could use a hug right now.

Phil, I said I was sorry.

Phil, I've been waiting since Kansas to have you say that.

Phil, no! Phil, I'm trying to explain!

Phil, no! PHIL: Good luck!

Phil, stop it.

Phil, thank God you're here.

Phil, this is David King, Jessica Colestat from PETCO.

Phil, wait, wait, check it out!

PHIL: (GRUNTING) Come on, buddy!

PHIL: All right, come on! I got you.

PHIL: Come on, buddy. MARMADUKE: Wait! Phil! Phil!

PHIL: Come on, Marmaduke!

PHIL: Cool it! Hey, wait for me.

PHIL: Get away from me! Hey, stay back!

PHIL: Got to go, buddy. Work to do.

PHIL: I promise I'll be home early to help!

PHIL: In the backyard, sweetie.

PHIL: It's still pretty rough. What do you think?

PHIL: Let's go, buddy.

PHIL: Marmaduke!

PHIL: Marmaduke! (GRUNTS) Told you!

PHIL: Not this time...

PHIL: Where are you?

PHIL: You did it, buddy! MARMADUKE: Oh! Get me out of here!

Phil! No, no, what are you doing? Phil, help me.

Phil! Phil, where are you? Phil!

Phil! Phil!

Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

Phil! That was not cool!

Phil's gonna kill me!

Phil's got nothing to worry about. Why? Twelve simple words.

Phil's loafer? No, I'll save it for dessert.

Picture this. Man's best friend surfing towards shore,

Pig Cow is yours.

Pinwheel time!

Please don't hurt me, Mister.

Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry, I...

Please, put your paws together for our canine competitors!

Please! Spare my life!

Pleased to meet you.

Plus, you get all this fresh air for out of the box thinking.

Probably best if you lay low for a while.

Probably.

Psych!

Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter.

Pump your fists triumphantly, and say it to the world,

Pun intended.

Put him in a doggie bag!

Quickly!

Quite frankly,

RAISIN: And now he knows your scent.

RAISIN: Don't listen to that guy.

RAISIN: Ease into it.

RAISIN: Look at him.

RAISIN: Meet Mazie's cow. The factory made a mistake.

RAISIN: They say he was the ultimate alpha dog.

RAISIN: What do you smell, girl?

Really, that bad?

Really?

Really? I was worried you might be allergic to it.

Really? Okay.

Really? Really.

Really? Why would you do that for me?

Refreshingly minty.

Relax, baby! We're just horsing around.

Remember, focus.

Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face,

Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by

Right back at you, guys.

Right back where we started from

Right here, come on!

Right here. Come on.

Right here. Swim to me.

Right, right, okay. No one specific. That's good.

Right. Regional market share first...

Right. Right.

Right. Take off your shoes and let's walk.

Ronnie, this ain't funny.

Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks]

Same dog, different floor.

SARAH: Hi! Okay, you're all wet!

SARAH: We missed you.

Saturday morning waffles! Got to love the Debster!

Sausage from last week's barbecue,

Say hey, Carlos. Hey, Carlos.

Say it loud, say it proud!

Say something nice to your dog.

Say what?

Say, does anybody smell that?

Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is

See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles]

See ya, buddy.

See you at the party tonight, not!

See you soon.

See, you got nothing.

See? Doctor No in the house.

Shark!

Shasta is a master sled dog.

SHASTA: Ow!

SHASTA: That is not cool, dude!

She gave you Pig Cow, she likes you.

She hates me. [clears throat]

She loves to play ball with me.

She shares a home with Scooby Poo!

She slips me a steak here, some turkey there.

She's got a great laugh, doesn't she?

Should we just call a taxi and go home?

Showtime.

Shut up, Thunder.

Shut up! Really?

Since he's basically my only friend.

Sit, Marmaduke!

Sit!

Sit! Yes, ma'am.

Six hundred and eighty two thousand hits so far.

Six times in a row.

Smeared mascara, I looked into your eyes I saw a light

Smell ya later, losers.

Smell you later.

So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now?

So garbage breath is not gonna cut it.

So happy.

So I try to take her for a walk every day.

So I'm gonna sit down and claim this spot for all the dogs

So keep it moving! Next!

So many new friends to talk to.

So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke

So sleepy.

So start acting like one.

So stay away from her or he'll turn you into...

So take your pictures, only pet him once, and

So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place?

So you lost the dog show competition.

So, Dorothy, why have I called you all the way from Kansas?

So, I see you got a new mutt friend.

So, so special?

So, that's it?

So, there you have it.

So, you think running's the answer? Huh?

So…

Some dogs are meant to be champions.

Some dogs are meant to be…

Some say you're too big.

Somebody get me off this thing! What am I doing?

Somebody put a leash on this dog!

Somebody stop this thing, man. I got to get off, bro!

Somebody, help! Mazie!

Someone control that dog.

Something bad's gonna happen, Phil. Payback's gonna hurt.

Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.

Sorry to bother you.

Sorry you didn't win, buddy.

Sorry, Barb.

Sorry, slipped off the seat again!

Sorry! Are you okay?

Sorry.

Sounds good. We'll talk tomorrow. Chill, Marmaduke.

Spare this. (MEOWS)

Speaking of which, a little privacy, please.

Stay back. MARMADUKE: Phil, help me!

Stay out of trash cans and eat more mint based items.

Stay out of trouble. Good luck, Phil.

Stay.

Step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World!

Stop it!

Stop running, you coward.

Stuart's an expert tracker.

SUMMER ON TV: Something you weren't supposed to say.

Sup? Yeah.

Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart.

Sure, I'd love to.

Sure, yeah.

Sure. Uh...

Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral!

Sweet!

Take a look at this! He throws a big air!

Take it back!

Talk to me.

Team Winslow!

Tell me all the things that I want to hear

Tell me, how did you ever think of this?

Tell that to Billy and Barbara.

Tell the hipster giant I'm not interested in his peace offering.

Tell them you know me! You'll get right in.

Thank God, you got me! We did it! Yes!

Thank goodness you're okay!

Thank me? For what?

Thank the Lord for what I got

Thank you for calling me a failure!

Thank you, Bodie.

Thank you, Buster.

Thank you! Marmaduke and I, we're like two peas in a pod.

Thanks for making this happen at the last minute.

That ends in manly bear hugs.

That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control.

That I had no idea you were so unhappy.

That I like what the boy said about me being a failure.

That is how you make the impossible possible.

That is one strong dog.

That is the best looking dog I've ever seen!

That is the fur.

That needs work. Okay, pedigrees have dental hygienists, all right?

That phrase was made for dogs like you!

That tail looks painful.

That the whole family is safe and sound.

That trophy's mine.

That was a little much, even for me.

That was off the hook! DOG 3: The Duke has arrived, y'all!

That was the only thing I wasn't afraid of.

That was way better than Bosco, dude!

That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show.

That's because you're my hermano.

That's crazy talk, Dad.

That's enough for today.

That's how they roll in Cali.

That's it, I can't stand it anymore.

That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again.

That's just the lights from the Oh! Ah!

That's me.

That's my competition? This ought to be fun.

That's my dog! Get this seaweed off me!

That's my dog. That's my dog in there!

That's my man, Phil!

That's my name! Marmaduke!

That's okay, Thunder. (LAUGHS) He's so funny.

That's really cute and everything,

That's the company car?

That's the spirit! PHIL: Get back here!

That's what I like about you

That's what I like about you.

That's what I've been saying.

That's why I like working out here.

That's why I make it a point to never go to bed hungry.

The 17th century English statesman.

The aqueduct, it's just down there.

The bacon taco for 30 seconds!

The beach. He could be at the beach.

The canine accessory is so essential.

The cat from the park that Marmaduke hazed?

The dog you've all been waiting for.

The dog, not my dad.

The Duke's got some moves!

The Duke's our boy!

The egghead, here, is Raisin.

The food!

The greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen!

The kick that isn't there.

The little land shrimps are Thunder and Lightning.

The moon was shining on the lake at night

The more awkward it gets.

The new girl.

The Not So Great Dane.

The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo.

The only muscle they don't use is their brain.

The pedigrees, a.k.a. trouble.

The PETCO pitch.

The real me.

The real work begins tomorrow.

The scientific name for the jumping spider family...

The show is finally starting!

The side gate's open. You didn't let him back in last night?

The simple answer is just yes.

The Slayer T shirt fit the scene just right

The sun's out, it's crowded today.

The trance is over!

The trophy goes to Phil Winslow and Marmaduke!

The water was moving too fast.

The winner receives one million dollars.

The winning dog receives the title of World Champion,

The Winslows are a lot of things.

Then I think we can find you a new trainer.

Then there's my owner, Phil.

Then there's your out and out juvenile delinquents.

Then you got your drama geeks.

There are always so many incredible stories at this show.

There are no pumas in Southern California.

There goes Giuseppe's entire social life.

There he is!

There he is! MARMADUKE: Wait! I'm coming!

There you go, sunshine. [chuckles] There you go.

There you go.

There'd be a blanket with some treats spread out,

There's a catch basin about two blocks down.

There's a champion inside Marmaduke.

There's a new dog in town.

There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to

There's just one more thing I got to take care of.

There's no champion inside of him.

There's nothing good about getting a bath, except for this!

There's over a million hits!

There's… there's so much food!

These guys have real skills. I could never speak gopher.

They may be your downfall.

They're just some kids I met at the skate park.

They're just surfers.

They're pretty cool. Hey, boys!

They’ll be better off without me.

Things are gonna work a little different out here. Give me those.

Think about true romance

Think small, play it cool, get your bark on.

This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable!

This ain't over.

This amazing dog has just done the impossible

This better be me.

This can't happen.

This doesn't look good!

This dog wants another chance.

This ends right here, right now.

This grass is so green!

This is all for me?

This is all my fault. I never asked what you wanted.

This is an O.C. rager?

This is awesome!

This is gonna cost you, big time!

This is Marmaduke. Marmaduke!

This is my park, and these are my rules.

This is our shot.

This is our shot. California, the big leagues.

This is sacred turf.

This is so unfair!

This is so unfair.

This is stupid. That isn't talent.

This is the best party ever!

This is the land of the puma!

This little Padawan here is Brian.

This move did not work out the way I hoped it would.

This officially hurts now. Stop!

This stuff's never gonna work.

This unfortunately happens to me all the time.

This weekend, I can't. You have to.

This will all blow over.

This year is going to be a doozy.

Those aren't tears, it's just a little water!

Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them.

Those were some pretty sick moves, Mr. Winslow.

Throngs of owners cheering them on.

THUNDER: (LAUGHS) That was hilarious, Marmadonk!

THUNDER: Hey, Bosco, wait up!

THUNDER: Hey, it is that cat.

THUNDER: I got the tail!

THUNDER: Weird!

Till they turned on me.

Time for work, big guy.

Time out, time out!

Time to bring my A game.

Time to dazzle. PHIL: It's all you, buddy.

Time to get funky!

Time to go old school!

To become a champion,

To become the next World Champion?

To every dog owner across the country.

To find that big doofus!

To stay away from my girlfriend.

Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion.

Tomorrow, you enter your first competition.

Toodle oo!

Top dog him, Phil. Top dog him.

Total humiliation for you and your family.

Tough.

Train an impossible dog.

Traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing

Trouble.

Trust me.

Try being a 200 pound teenage dog

Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke.

Twenty five!

Ugh! No freakin' way!

Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough.

Uh, what just happened?

Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag!

Uh…

Uh... You said I have really pretty...

Ultra intelligent cat, who has lost his way.

Um... Uh...

Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing

Unless you want me to.

Unpacking a thousand boxes.

Until he finds a worthy challenge.

Until you have the speed and agility of a champion.

Us show dogs have to stick together, bro bro.

Very much.

Victory! Victory is ours!

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Wait for it... Wait for it...

Wait, don't leave me.

Wait, what about Bosco?

Wait, what time is it?

Wait, what's that supposed to mean?

Wait!

Wait! We just started training.

Wait.

Wait. Where's me protein shake?

Waiting for you.

Was that your dog?

Wasn't bred for anything, but getting in the way.

Wasn't it?

Watch it, Phil. He can smell your fear.

Watch out. It's El Stinko!

Watch this! [grunts]

We all know that inside you're just a scared little pup!

We are not quitters.

We can do this.

We can't leave you out here alone!

We can't let him get away with this.

We did it! We did it! [laughs gleefully] We did it!

We don't fit in that company car.

We don't have much time, so dig in.

We fit in the house.

We got a crazy dog on the loose!

We got him up. Guys!

We got PETCO!

We had to finish the presentation and...

We have a "no cat" policy.

We have a deal.

We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.

We have to do something about Marmaduke.

We keep it rockin'!

We need a water rescue, over.

We need to impress my new boss.

We should never have tried to train you.

We still haven't found Marmaduke

We took you in. We were your friends.

We were just spit balling ideas.

We will miss you…

We'll all go find him.

We'll have a big new house with a pool and a company car.

We'll just leave him chained up in the backyard for the next 10 years.

We'll see, honey. [chuckles]

We'll see. MARMADUKE: Watch out!

We're all bred for a purpose

We're all just dogs.

We're all losers!

We're dead. Yeah, we're dead!

We're gonna sell a lot of dog food!

We're having our own party tonight.

We're in a position to crush the competition.

We're just leaving Bosco, back off.

We're moving to the O.C.!

We're not gonna give up. Where does this go?

We're not worthy, we're not worthy! We love you, man!

We're talkative this morning! Go eat your num nums.

We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens

Welcome back, dog aficionados!

Welcome to the First Annual Bark Organics Dog Surfing Competition.

Well, Guy, here it is.

Well, I did kind of adopt him as my own, though. (CHUCKLES)

Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed.

Well, I guess some people just can't handle it when you're top dog.

Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back.

Well, if this is our shot, then we should take it.

Well, if you think you got the game, you could roll with our crew.

Well, not anymore.

Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives.

Well, that's too bad. That would've been hysterical.

Well, well. My little fireplug said you were salivating on my girlfriend.

Well, you are one handsome Great Dane, you know that?

What a crazy dog!

What a gargantuan spaz!

What a great idea! That's amazing. [licks lips]

What a jerk.

What a joke.

What about the kick?

What about you? You're sick!

What are they doing to that cat?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? Out of the car!

What are you doing? That's not what we talked about!

What are you talking about?

What are you waiting for? Go!

What can I say? I'm a sucker for the kid.

What did you eat? (GROANS)

What do you care? All you do is play video games.

What do you guys think about going to the yacht club party, see what's up?

What do you mean, "What does he look like?"

What do you say we kick that ball around later?

What do you think, babe?

What do you want?

What fun would that be?

What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp?

What I like about you

What if he's at the pound?

What if they could dance?

What kinda father would that make me?

What party was he talking about?

What pedigrees do best.

What the heck is he doing? Is he crazy?

What was that?

What were you doing out there?

What?

What? Huh?

What? Move back to Kansas?

What?!

What'd they put in your kibble this morning?

What's going on? Where you going? No, no, stay!

What's going on?!

What's happening? FIREMAN 1: Jam it! Jam it!

What's his name?

What's that?

What's the big deal?

What's the matter, Bigglesworth? Dog got your tongue?

What's up, boys? (CHUCKLES)

What's up, Marmadukey? (LAUGHS)

What's wrong with Marmaduke?

What's your point?

Whatever, Zeus.

Whatever. [clears throat]

When I don't think about waking up in a warm bed

When you go up, down, jump around

Where am I? THUNDER: Hey boss, there is a cat!

Where are we?

Where are you, Marmaduke?

Where have you been? I've been looking all over for...

Where is he?

Where is that… [sighs]

Where the canine's self control is tested

Where's the other one?

Which in dog years feels like months,

Which is why I think she doesn't even care when I help myself.

Which means there's a few packs to know about.

Who am I kidding? Minty breath, better posture.

Who are those guys?

Who are you? And what are you doing here?

Who cares about some stupid dog show?

Who do we have here?

Who don't think they have what it takes to be over here.

Who let the dogs out?

Who let you down?

Who let you down? Who let you down?

Who the heck is that guy? [chuckles nervously]

Who wants a hot…

Who?

Who? Oh. All right. All right, tomorrow.

Who's licking butt now?

Who's this pretty princess?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the hurry? You just got here.

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! "The kick that isn't there."

Whoa! [grunts]

Whoa! Huh?

Whoa! We have an upset.

Whoo!

Why are you dancing?

Why don't you just give it a chance?

Why have I been through six marketing directors in the last year?

Why is everyone always having more fun than us?

Why waste your [grunts]

Why would you say that?

Why would you want to talk to gophers?

Why, you dirty little

Why?

Why? All he cares about is the prize money.

Will be named the greatest dog on earth

Winslow, here.

Winslow! Winslow? There you are, I've been looking for you.

With a baconized version of their favorite treat.

With a bedroom that doesn't smell like a meat locker.

With a hint of something minty.

With a radar dish wrapped around your neck!

With his new trainer, Team Winslow.

With our product recognition and quality,

With the help of my newest robotech training system,

With the little pups?

With their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength!

Woo hoo!

Word to the wise, avoid the water bowls here.

Word.

Would you eat me?

Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show. Yay!

Wow, this is Phil's office?

Wow!

Wow.

Yay!

Yay! Here they come!

Yeah, and lots of great old stuff to pee on, right?

Yeah, Bosco, Schmosco! He's all bark, no bite.

Yeah, but kind of funny.

Yeah, bye.

Yeah, come on!

Yeah, everything's much better now.

Yeah, I came as soon as I got your text message.

Yeah, I...

Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately.

Yeah, I'm Barbara.

Yeah, I'm fine. (CHUCKLES) I'm fine!

Yeah, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll catch you later.

Yeah, like this? Um...

Yeah, man.

Yeah, Marmaduke and I are super close.

Yeah, that looks fine.

Yeah, that's right, baby. I'm one sick puppy. (BARKS)

Yeah, what a jerk.

Yeah, whatever, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I followed you on many adventures.

Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right?

Yeah, you're not as good as Bosco,

Yeah, you're probably right. He probably wasn't looking at me.

Yeah!

Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em!

Yeah! I'm having a great time, too.

Yeah! What's his name?

Yeah.

Yeah. Are those, like, real dogs?

Yeah. I got some great ideas percolating,

Yeah. We're right here. What should we do?

Yech. Oh! That's so vile.

Yeehaw!

Yep. That's kinda always been my motto.

Yes! New city, new house, new smells!

Yikes! Immediately moving on.

You ain't seen nothing yet! (WHOOPS)

You also seem very cool and confident.

You are a strange little dog.

You are Marmaduke.

You are no longer dog.

You are not like any dog I've ever met.

You are now in a trance.

You are simply… dog.

You are the bacon.

You are the biggest, baddest dog I have ever seen in my life.

You are who you are, Marmaduke.

You belong here.

You can do it, buddy.

You can do it, right here. MAZIE: I don't think I can make it!

You can have 10% of all profits.

You can take it from here, pal.

You can't ban me from Billy's party.

You can’t get away from us, Black Bart.

You come near her, you're dead.

You could never take me.

You did not just say that.

You do realize it's Bosco's party.

You do that whole thing. Good luck.

You do?

You don't get it, do you?

You don't give a steaming pile about us anymore, so cut the act, all right?

You don't grab a tiger by the tail!

You don't have to do this anymore.

You don't have to worry, I've got my supermodel right here.

You don't know your own best friend, Phil?

You don't stand a chance, Shamu.

You don't wear shoes out here?

You ever not on that thing?

You got it, pal.

You got me, Phil! You got me!

You got this.

You got to be kidding!

You got to come, boy. Hurry!

You gotta be kidding me. You're kidding me, right?

You guys head home, I'm gonna look a little longer.

You guys, I'm texting everybody I know.

You have to become the bacon.

You have to show me that trick.

You here to exact revenge?

You just chew on him when you get nervous.

You just need to go back out there and make things right.

You keep me warm at night

You know how many bones I buried in the backyard?

You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row.

You know I can't say no when you do that face.

You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too.

You know what? It's not that easy.

You know what? You're all just mutts. All of you!

You know what? You're right, Bosco. This does end here.

You know you make me feel all right

You know, I have a pretty good nose myself

You know, I never really noticed before, but you have really pretty...

You know, if I had a bone for every time someone said,

You know, it's funny, with ears like that

You know, it's important for them to get exercise at this age,

You know, just in case.

You know, just maybe keep your ears up, too, while we're at it.

You know, not that I'm not having fun, because I totally am,

You know, we only have one shot with PETCO.

You know? Mystery.

You little Fancy Feast eating freak!

You look amazing!

You look at my girlfriend again, and you're dead.

You made it, great!

You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'.

You must be prepared for any and all situations.

You must become strong enough to do the impossible!

You must earn the right to get your name back.

You need anything, honey?

You never went to soccer practice, did you?

You played it cool. And I think I impressed a lot of dogs here today.

You put her in the car seat, and you get Marmaduke's leash, okay?

You put yourself there.

You ready for a bombshell?

You really know how to dance

You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place.

You said there'd only be a few dogs.

You see, in the end, pedigrees always win.

You seem to have lost sight of that.

You sure you wanna do this?

You talk to her, and you're...

You think he'll be okay here alone?

You think it was funny dropping in on my wave like that, Marma puke?

You took her on my dream date.

You tricked me. You're a weasel.

You want him to sleep outside, fine.

You watch yourself, tomboy.

You were supposed to be here an hour ago!

You will learn the proper way to stand and walk

You will leave when I tell you.

You will now obey Zeus.

You will stop all bad habits.

You…

You'd think she'd be thrilled I used one.

You'll never take me alive.

You'll start working on it?

You're a big boy.

You're a big hit, Marmaduke!

You're a genius!

You're all signed up for your first dog show.

You're gonna love them.

You're gonna need all nine lives after this beat down, pussycat.

You're gonna need it.

You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G.

You're just gonna let me have it.

You're no stray.

You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles]

You're right about all of that,

You're safe, buddy.

You're taking the laptop?

You're the biggest drama queen, amigo.

You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion.

You're totally hosed!

You're way too young, and I'm way too busy to talk about this right now.

You're welcome.

You're, like, 200 pounds of drama, with a red collar!

You've discovered a new breed of dog.

You've got a keen sense of smell.

You've got yourself a beautiful best friend there, Phil.

Your ancestors sat at the foot of kings, man.

Your belly's starting to drag on the floor.

Your dog is disgusting!

Your eyes are getting sleepy.

Your eyes. You have really pretty eyes.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Your point, honey?

Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning.

Zeus has been disqualified.

Zeus is so, so special.

Zeus is so, so special. [giggles]

[all] Marmaduke! [crowd cheers]

[Amy gasps] [trainer] Oh no!

[applauding] [announcer] Next up is Marmaduke!

[Barbara whooping] [Billy laughs]

[barking] [yowls]

[bee buzzing] You play, you pay.

[Billy laughing] Yeehaw! [Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table.

[Billy laughs] [upbeat music playing]

[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks. [boy] Where's Marmaduke?

[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving! Hmm? Hmm.

[Billy] Yeah! We're bringin' you in!

[blowing] [knocking on door]

[blows whistle] Go!

[blows whistle] Marmaduke, what's happening?

[boings] [Marmaduke] Oh.

[boings] Aah!

[booing] [barking]

[boy grunts] [crashing]

[boy taunting in singsong] [boy 2] Get him!

[boys scream] Yay!

[buzzer blares] [trainer] No, it's not his fault!

[buzzing] [grunting]

[buzzing] [panicked grunting]

[buzzing] Bring out the dogs!

[chanting continues] [rattling]

[chanting] Obey Zeus… [panting]

[cheering] [Marmaduke howls]

[chomping] ♪ Ooh! ♪

[chomps] …in multiple disciplines.

[chuckles, exhales] [crowd] Obey Zeus…

[chuckles, grunting] Mm hmm.

[chuckles] [cheering]

[chuckles] [crowd cheers]

[chuckles] [strained] Marmaduke!

[chuckles] Oh, we're going to do great things.

[chuckles] Hmm? But will not compete again

[clangs] [groans]

[clangs] Oh!

[crowd cheering] [Guy laughing]

[crowd cheering] Become the bacon.

[crowd cheers] Huh?

[crowd gasps] [babbles dizzily]

[crowd gasps] [gasps softly]

[crowd gasps] [judge] Oh!

[crowd gasps] [laughing]

[dog gasps] Zeus. Huh?

[dogs barking] [boy] Marmaduke, you rock!

[dogs barking] [cheering continues]

[dogs barking] [crowd cheering]

[Dottie] What is that? [coughing]

[energy reverberating] [grunting]

[exhaling] [farting]

[farts] [sniffs]

[farts] What are you doing?

[gasps softly] [Guy] Go!

[gasps] [cash register dings]

[gasps] [laughs menacingly]

[gasps] [yelps]

[giggles nervously] [deflating]

[girl] What's happening? [Henri] What the heck?

[glass shatters] [Billy] There's Marmaduke!

[groans] [barking]

[groans] [crowd chuckles]

[groans] [Western music playing]

[growls, neighs] Yeehaw!

[grunting] [boxing bell dings]

[grunting] [judges exclaiming]

[grunting] [leg rattles]

[grunts] [accordion squeaking]

[grunts] [car horn beeping]

[grunts] [car horn blaring]

[grunts] [chuckles]

[grunts] [glass shatters]

[grunts] [stomach gurgles]

[grunts] Let's see how well you play with fire.

[grunts] Marmaduke.

[grunts] Boy howdy! [gasps]

[gun firing] [Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat!

[Guy chuckles] [sighs, licks lips]

[Guy grunts] [Marmaduke groans]

[Guy grunts] [Marmaduke] Whoa!

[Guy yelps] Let's do this, Guy.

[Henri laughing] [Amy gasps]

[Henri] Huh? [gasps]

[jazzy music playing] [phone ringing]

[King Tut] Meow! [Marmaduke] Dance!

[King Tut] Oh! [grunts]

[kissing] [man] Whoo! Yeah!

[laughs] [barking]

[laughs] [Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!

[legs warbling] [panting]

[liquid sloshing] [Marmaduke] Huh? Huh?

[machinery beeping] You were perfect just the way you were.

[man] Marmaduke is back! [woman] Whoo! Marmaduke!

[man] Vinnie! [chomping]

[man] What is that? [kid] Oh my God!

[man] You're the worst. Hey!

[man] Zeus! [laughs]

[marching band music playing] I will march in protest!

[Marmaduke whimpers] [footsteps approaching]

[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'. [Dottie] Silly dog.

[Marmaduke] Huh? Dad! What are you doing?

[Marmaduke] Let's do it. [all] Yeah!

[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy! [horse neighs]

[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up. [Guy straining]

[metal clangs, warbles] [shouts, grunts]

[metal clangs] Oof!

[music ends] [crowd cheers]

[mystical music playing] The bacon is your enemy.

[neighs] Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em!

[panting] [car horns beeping]

[panting] [spluttering]

[Phil laughs] [Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog.

[Phil] Aw. [Billy laughs]

[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke… Mmm.

[Philippe chuckles] …like the Zeus.

[pops] [grunts]

[pops] Wh… Whoa!

[record scratches] Ah! Get away from me!

[record scratches] What is it?

[roars] [gasps, shouts]

[roars] [grunting]

[rock and roll music playing] [grunting]

[sad music playing] [cheerleader] Ew!

[school bell rings] [upbeat music playing]

[scoffs] As if. Ugh.

[screams, chomps] [trainer] Ay! Ay!

[security guard] Come on, you. I'm the World Champion.

[sighs, groans] [stomach sloshes]

[sighs] [Billy] It's okay, boy.

[sighs] [crowd cheering]

[sips] [knocking on door]

[smacking] [crowd chanting] Obey Zeus…

[smacking] [grunting]

[sniffing] Huh? Huh?

[sniffing] Hmm? [Guy] He's a mess.

[spurs clinking] [Western music playing]

[stomach gurgles] [groaning continues]

[thuds] [legs quaver]

[thunder rumbling] [King Tut sighs]

[tires screech] [car horn beeps]

[tires screeching] ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪

[tires screeching] [Guy laughing manically]

[tires squealing] Huh?

[triumphant music playing] [woman squeals] Zeus!

[warbles, splutters] [crowd cheering]

[warbles] Stay put while I find out when we're up.

[water splashes] [people scream]

[whimpering] [woman] Aw, come on!

[whimpers] [crashing]

[whines] [sighs]

[whistling] [barking]

[woman gasps] [all scream]

[yawns] …of the entire dog loving world.

[yelps] [crowd gasps]

[yelps] [grunting]

[Zeus chuckles] [grunts]

♪ Whoa ♪ Cowabunga!

♪ Whoo! ♪ ♪ Bowwow ♪

Ah! [Henri] Keep your eyes focused.

Ah! [Phil] Marmaduke!

Ah. I can do it. I can do it. [tires screeching]

And Puddin'. [paw warbles]

And the new World Dog Champion is… [drumroll]

And this year's World Dog Champion is… [drumroll]

Aw! It's not fair. [Phil groans]

Billy! I got ya, Billy!

Billy. [man protesting]

But if there's a failure in this story… [man] Tell him.

Chasing after cats. Oh…

Dottie. [huffing]

Get a vet! Somebody, please! Marmaduke!

Go, Marmaduke! Woo hoo!

Good one, Billy. [man] Yeah, he's right!

Gotta go! Marmaduke!

Guy? [Guy groaning hoarsely]

Huh? [record scratches]

Huh? A champion makes the impossible possible.

Huh? We come here for…

Huh? [grunting] [smacking]

I hope my makeup doesn't run! [kids scream]

I just lost it. [woman] Oh! Oh no!

I know, right? [chuckles]

I won't rest for one second! [music stops]

I'll call my senator! [drum thumping]

It is Zeus! [audience cheering]

It was so great to meet you earlier. [sighs]

Lightning! [lightning crackles]

Look. [chomps]

Marmaduke! [Marmaduke] Cheese.

Mmm! ♪ Marmaduke ♪

Next. [Marmaduke] Cheese!

No wonder he's so shiny. Billy, look.

No. [timer dings]

Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… [smacking, yelping]

Oh! [laughs] Psych.

Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. [groans]

Ow! [alarm clock beeping]

See ya. [saliva dripping]

So, please, just leave. [man] You stink!

Stop! Let me go! [crowd cheers]

Suckers. [chuckles] [crowd] Obey Zeus…

That was awesome! Yay!

Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. [inhales sharply]

There is a champion inside of you. [soft piano music playing]

thunder! [thunder rumbles]

Time to bust a move! [Billy] Yeah!

to this year’s competition. [giggles]

Tornado! [wind blusters]

Ugh! Oh!

We're in! We'll think about it.

Where the… [barks]

Whoa! [grunts] [dishes clattering]

Whoo! Woo hoo!

Whoo! Yay! Marmaduke!

Woo hoo! [Dottie laughs]

Woo hoo! Oh! [horse whinnies]

Woo hoo! Yeehaw! Woo hoo hoo hoo! Yeehaw!

Wow! [Phil growls]

Wow! Whoa!

Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! [Barbara] Yay!

Yahoo! [neighs, howls]

Yay! Marmaduke! Go Marmaduke!

Yeah! [legs warble]

Yeah. [laughing]

Yeah. [growls] We sure are.

Yeehaw! Woo hoo!

Yippee! Get him! Get him! Sorry, chair.

You have to believe you're a winner. Huh? [grunts]

You look a bit bloated. [chuckles] [grunting nervously]

You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. [barking continues]

...and the Duke of Marlborough,

…because he's a complete mess?

…I… I would struggle during this part of the competition.

…it's you!

…many…

…ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…

…poodles. [smacks lips]

'Cause I made plans with my family.

'cause it doesn't matter if you're big or small

'cause it's nothing but rules with him.

'Cause it's true

"I'm top dog!" MARMADUKE: Rubber bone!

"Put a saddle on that thing!" or, "How's the weather up there?"

(ALARM BEEPING)

(ANGRILY) but we were being shipped air freight and on lockdown!

(BOTH IMITATE HORSE NEIGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOUNCE BACK PLAYING IN THE GARAGE)

(BOUNCE BACK PLAYING)

(BRITISH ACCENT) Marmaduke.

(CALIFORNIA LOVE PLAYING)

(CARLOS GREETING IN SPANISH)

(CARLOS GROANS)

(CARLOS MEOWS)

(CARLOS SCREECHING)

(CARLOS SMACKING LIPS)

(CARLOS SQUEALS)

(CAT SCREECHING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CHANTING) Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles!

(CHITTERING)

(CHOMPING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) He can be like that.

(CHUCKLING)

(CLEARS THROAT) Bitter, party of one?

(EENIE MEENIE PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Carlos, that's gross!

(EXCLAIMS IN FRIGHT) Bee! Bee! Phil, get him!

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS) Dude, watch it!

(EXCLAIMS) What you're doing is cruel and unusual.

(EXHALES NERVOUSLY) New life, here I come.

(EXHALES)

(EXHALING)

(FARTS LOUDLY)

(FIRE BURNING PLAYING)

(FIREMAN 5 COUGHING)

(G I RLS LAUG H I NG)

(GROWLS LOUDLY)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTING) Nobody ever puts in a cat door!

(HIP HOP MUSIC BLARING)

(HOWLS) Check this out! One leg, one leg...

(I WANT YOU TO PLAYING)

(JEZEBEL CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) New record! Holler at your boy!

(LAUGHS FAKELY) Oh, brother!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Did that cow just oink?

(LAUGHS) It never gets old!

(LAUGHS) Wow! Can't wait to see this big guy out on the waves!

(LAUGHS) Yeah!

(LAUGHS) You are good at something!

(LET'S GET IT ON PLAYING)

(LOUDLY) I said, "I smell a cat."

(MARMADUKE BARKING)

(MARMADUKE BLABBERING)

(MARMADUKE FARTS LOUDLY)

(MARMADUKE GRUNTS)

(MARMADUKE LAUGHS)

(MARMADUKE SCREAMING)

(MAZIE WHINES)

(MEOWING)

(MIMICS NEIGHING)

(MR. PITIFUL PLAYING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED) Hey, watch it!

(MUFFLED) It's Debbie's meatballs, man. Don't question it!

(MUFFLED) Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

(RUMBLING) What's that noise?

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Him? He doesn't look that tough.

(SCOFFS) Me? That's you, Carlos.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHES)

(SHOUTING)

(SHOUTING) Come on, you wanna go? You wanna go?

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS HOPELESSLY)

(SIGHS SADLY) Okay...

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Been a long time since anybody called me that.

(SIGHS) Forget it.

(SIGHS) Good first day, Marmaduke.

(SIGHS) I am beat. I am so tired.

(SIGHS) I don't know. I like it here. I think we fit here.

(SIGHS) I know you're not gonna understand a word of this

(SIGHS) That's it.

(SINGING) Lullaby, lullaby

(SIREN WAILING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SNEEZES)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING) Pepperoni pizza.

(SNIFFING) Whoa!

(SNORING)

(SPANISH ACCENT) Hey, man, in my country, I was a lawyer.

(SPANISH ACCENT) I've been in this purse so long, I can't feel my legs.

(SPANISH ACCENT) We are not accessories.

(STAMMERING)

(STAMMERING) Please don't hurt me!

(STAMMERING) Yeah.

(STAMMERS) Did you have anyone in mind?

(STAMMERS) I don't know.

(STAMMERS) I had a party.

(STAMMERS) No, that's cool. I'll just watch.

(STAMMERS) No, you're right! That would be hysterical! Phil?

(STAMMERS) Oh. Well, thanks. It must be the large nostrils.

(STAMMERS) Your fur's really nice, too.

(STUTTERS) Uh... Marmaduke. Mama what?

(THUDDING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(TOY COW OINKS)

(TV ANNOUNCER READING)

(TWIGS SNAPPING)

(WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU PLAYING)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHINES)

(WHISPERS) Dad, what are you doing?

(WHISPERS) I only weigh six pounds.

(WHISPERS) It's him! Who is that?

(WHISPERS) Pumas! They come out of nowhere.

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(WHOOPS)

(WHOOPS) We are living the dream, Phil!

["Sad Trombone" plays]

[Amy] Guy is at the hospital now.

[Amy] Security! Security!

[Amy] Woo hoo!

[Amy] You do owe me a dinner.

[announcer] Ah. And here they come in all their majesty.

[announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage.

[announcer] And just like his namesake,

[announcer] And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for.

[announcer] Bring out the dogs!

[announcer] First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie

[announcer] Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend

[announcer] Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist

[announcer] Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition

[announcer] Marmaduke is back in the competition

[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke!

[announcer] Next up, Zeus and Henri,

[announcer] One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course.

[announcer] The dog show competition is starting.

[announcer] The little guy is eyeballing that taco,

[announcer] The talent show is about to begin.

[announcer] Welcome to the County Dog Show!

[applauding]

[audience gasps]

[balloon inflates, pops]

[Barbara gasps]

[Barbara screams]

[Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here!

[Barbara] I love you guys.

[Barbara] Mom! Dad!

[Barbara] Our dog's a loser!

[Barbara] Why is Dad out shopping for a new car?

[Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you!

[barking]

[Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke!

[Billy] Ladies and gentlemen,

[Billy] Let's see how high we can jump.

[Billy] Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this!

[Billy] There's my trusty steed.

[Billy] Uh, he's up in my room being punished.

[Billy] Yahoo! I got ya!

[Billy] Yeah! Let's get him!

[Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo hoo!

[boy] Anybody have change for a 20?

[boy] Check it out.

[boy] Way to go, Marmaduke!

[boy] We're all gonna die!

[boy] Whoa!

[boys laughing]

[brakes screeching]

[brush thuds]

[burbling]

[burbling] Marmaduke!

[burps]

[buzzes]

[camera clicking]

[camera shutters clicking]

[car horn blaring]

[cash register dings]

[cheering continues]

[cheering, applauding]

[cheering]

[cheerleaders laughing]

[chewing] Mmm. Mmm.

[chomps]

[chomps] Huh?

[chuckles menacingly]

[chuckles nervously]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] ♪ Bowwow ♪

[chuckles] Same old Shantrelle.

[Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions.

[Dottie] Oh my goodness.

[Dottie] Oh, honey.

[Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay.

[Dottie] Yay!

[dramatic music continues]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic up tempo music playing]

[electricity buzzes]

[energy pulsating]

[engine roaring]

[epic orchestral music playing]

[exclaiming in slow motion]

[gentle music playing]

[groaning in slow motion]

[groaning]

[groaning] I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[groaning] I gotta go!

[groans] This is messed up.

[groans] Training is so tiring.

[growling]

[growling] You!

[growls]

[grumbles]

[grumbles] I'll show you.

[grunting in slow motion]

[grunting, snarls]

[grunting]

[grunts, groans]

[grunts] Aah!

[grunts] Nailed it!

[grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[grunts] You can't push me around, jerk!

[gulps]

[gurgling]

[Guy and Marmaduke grunt]

[Guy] ♪ Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now ♪

[Guy] And you will train on different obstacles

[Guy] Aw.

[Guy] Go!

[Guy] Great job, Marmaduke.

[Guy] Through the poles.

[Guy] Training starts tomorrow.

[Guy] Ugh.

[Guy] You must control your impulse to eat.

[Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog,

[Henri and Philippe] Zeus!

[Henri chuckling]

[Henri] Yes!

[Henri] You will give Zeus the perfect score.

[hesitantly] Okay, bro bro.

[hesitantly] Okay.

[hesitates] I love you, man.

[high pitched coughing]

[high pitched] Huh?

[hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay.

[in British accent] Give us another chop, eh?

[in French accent] I haven't seen you around.

[in French accent] This humidity is not doing my coat any favors.

[in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon!

[in Southern accent] Hop on, partner.

[in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me.

[in Spanish accent] What is that delicious smell?

[indistinct chatter]

[inhales sharply]

[inhales] That was a disgrace!

[intense music playing]

[Juan Pedro growling]

[judge and Henri laughing]

[judge laughing gleefully]

[judge laughing]

[judge] Whoo! Yes!

[kids chattering]

[King Tut] Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless.

[King Tut] Hmm.

[King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger

[King Tut] I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure.

[King Tut] Nobody wins their first competition.

[licks lips] I love it!

[light switch clicks]

[lips smacking, stomach gurgles]

[low growling]

[man chuckles]

[man exclaiming nervously]

[man] Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time?

[man] Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this!

[man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero!

[man] Marmaduke!

[man] Marmaduke's the best!

[man] That's right. Tell him how it is!

[man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going.

[Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason to start so early.

[Marmaduke snoring]

[Marmaduke whimpers]

[Marmaduke whines softly]

[Marmaduke yelling on phone]

[Marmaduke yelling]

[Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat.

[Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating.

[Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow!

[Marmaduke] He uses name brand shampoo. I use soap.

[Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite.

[Marmaduke] Hey, that doormat looks like Phil.

[Marmaduke] Hey, you could've saved me a bite.

[Marmaduke] Hmm?

[Marmaduke] Huh?

[Marmaduke] I am a champion.

[Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love?

[Marmaduke] I need hair and makeup over here.

[Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep!

[Marmaduke] It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it.

[Marmaduke] It's… it's a… I don't… I can't…

[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!

[Marmaduke] Man, what do you have against sleep?

[Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well.

[Marmaduke] No dog can resist a fresh bone.

[Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half!

[Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this.

[Marmaduke] One man's trash is another dog's treasure.

[Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up!

[Marmaduke] See? We're good.

[Marmaduke] So that's my rags to riches, happily ever after, Cinderella story.

[Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt!

[Marmaduke] Wow.

[Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away! [neighing]

[melancholy music playing]

[metal clangs, warbles]

[metal creaking]

[metal screeches]

[muffled] Okey dokey.

[music fades]

[music playing on TV]

[muttering] Crazy dog.

[nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that,

[oven dings]

[panting frantically]

[panting, chuckling]

[panting, strains]

[panting]

[panting] It's too far. I'm not gonna make it.

[panting] Whoa!

[pants, chomps]

[pants, slurps]

[Phil and Dottie] Bye.

[Phil and Dottie] Thanks.

[Phil growls]

[Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke.

[Phil] Go, Marmaduke!

[Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie.

[Phil] Hey! Wait up!

[Phil] Hmm.

[Phil] Knocking down hedges.

[Phil] Marmaduke!

[Phil] Oh…

[Phil] So, if you wanna finish what you started…

[Phil] Watch out!

[pop music continues]

[pop music ends]

[pop music playing]

[quavering]

[quavers]

[quavers] Gospodi!

[quavers] I'm not okay!

[rapping] ♪ I'm a mystic Gonna be ballistic ♪

[rapping] ♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪

[rattling]

[record scratches]

[reporter] We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog

[reporter] Welcome to the World Dog Championship.

[retching]

[rumbling]

[sarcastically] So, so special. Right.

[scoffs]

[scoffs] See ya later, loser.

[screaming continues]

[screaming in slow motion]

[screaming nervously]

[screaming, grunting]

[screaming]

[screams, blowing]

[screams, groans]

[screams]

[sentimental music playing]

[sighs] …this sounds a little extreme.

[sighs] It's all my fault.

[sniffing] Bacon taco?

[sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm.

[snoring]

[snoring] Bacon.

[snorting]

[sobbing]

[sobs]

[somber music playing]

[squeals nervously]

[stomach gurgling]

[stomach rumbles]

[straining, groaning]

[straining, grunting]

[straining]

[teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him!

[tense music playing]

[trainer] Juan Pedro, self control.

[trainer] Oh no!

[trainer] You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win!

[tranquil music playing]

[treat thuds]

[TV clicks off]

[twitching]

[upbeat music playing]

[urinating]

[Vinnie grunting]

[warbles dizzily, grunts]

[warbles, huffs angrily]

[whimpers, stomach gurgles]

[whimpers]

[whimsical music playing]

[whispering] Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon.

[woman gagging, coughing]

[woman screams]

[woman] Go! Go! Yes!

[woman] Listen to the kid!

[woman] No, boy! Oh, stop!

[woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle!

[woman] You look good!

[yawns]

[yelling in slow motion continues]

[yelling in slow motion]

[Zeus] How was your snack?

[Zeus] The only thing you're going to win

[Zeus] You okay, buddy?

[Zhi] Good luck.

[Zhi] Hmm.

[Zhi] To beat the bacon,

♪ 'Cause it's finally time To party with you ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow ♪

♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪

♪ And then it starts all over again ♪

♪ Aw yeah ♪

♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪

♪ Be here where my game stays clear And never polished ♪

♪ Been so long Since I've seen the light of day ♪

♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪

♪ Bowwow ♪

♪ Bring it back to the break My body shake, shake ♪

♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪

♪ But sometimes they think That I'm crazy too ♪

♪ But when I see food I kinda go nuts! ♪

♪ Cars and bugs Postman and a cat ♪

♪ Dogs gone wild ♪

♪ Dogs gone wild Dogs gone crazy ♪

♪ Don't know how I'll get out But inside, I cannot stay ♪

♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪

♪ Everybody now ♪

♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪

♪ Everyone's invited And they're comin' from afar ♪

♪ Fake out That's what I wanna be ♪

♪ Follow the shake up, ha! ♪

♪ Got to put it down now Put it down now ♪

♪ Ha! ♪

♪ He's a big dog ♪

♪ He's got a big heart Big love ♪

♪ Hoo ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪

♪ I chase them all And then I sleep on my mat ♪

♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪

♪ I don't want money And I don't want fame ♪

♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪

♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪

♪ I gotta eat It's my command ♪

♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪

♪ I just want love 'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪

♪ I really wanna be there But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪

♪ I sleep all day ♪

♪ I sleep all night ♪

♪ I try to be cool But then I lose it ♪

♪ I want that dog Bowwow ♪

♪ I want that doggy now ♪

♪ I'm about to change the game up Your game's up, ha! ♪

♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪

♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪

♪ It's a dog's job It's my description ♪

♪ It's finally time to break out To crash right through the window ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Marmaduke ♪

♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪

♪ Marmaduke! ♪

♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪

♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪

♪ Now, I love my family Yes, I do ♪

♪ Ooh! ♪

♪ Party people jammin' In my back, back, backyard ♪

♪ Someone get me outta here ♪

♪ Starin' at the walls Watchin' ticktock ♪

♪ Stuck in my room Got my face against the window ♪

♪ Textin' all my friends My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪

♪ The Greatest Dane In the whole darn town ♪

♪ Then there's cats I gotta chase them ♪

♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪

♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪

♪ Today we're gonna party With the whole pack in my backyard ♪

♪ We're gonna have a blowout In my backyard ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You know it's not a party Unless I bring my party ways ♪

Marmaduke
Marmaduke is a delightful family comedy film that will have you laughing from beginning to end. Released in 2010, this movie follows the hilarious misadventures of a lovable Great Dane named Marmaduke. Leading the cast is Owen Wilson, who lends his voice to the mischievous Marmaduke. With his signature charm and wit, Wilson brings the beloved comic strip character to life, delivering a performance that is both heartwarming and hilarious. Emma Stone joins the cast as Mazie, Marmaduke's best buddy and love interest. Stone's comedic timing and energetic voice perfectly match Mazie's playful and spunky personality. The talented cast also includes Kiefer Sutherland as the voice of Bosco, Marmaduke's wise and level-headed friend, and George Lopez as Carlos, a lovable and enthusiastic Chihuahua. With their unique voices and comedic expertise, Sutherland and Lopez add depth and humor to the supporting characters, making them just as memorable as the movie's titular star. Marmaduke takes audiences on a wild adventure when his family relocates from Kansas to California. The move brings new challenges and opportunities for Marmaduke to learn and grow. From navigating the challenges of high school to trying to fit in with his new furry friends at the local dog park, Marmaduke's journey is filled with laughs, love, and valuable life lessons. Throughout the film, Marmaduke learns the importance of friendship, family, and staying true to himself. His larger-than-life personality and antics keep viewers entertained, while also delivering poignant messages about acceptance and being true to who you are. The film's soundtrack is a perfect companion to Marmaduke's adventure, featuring upbeat and catchy songs that will have you tapping your feet and singing along. Whether you're a fan of pop, rock, or hip-hop, the soundtrack offers a diverse range of musical genres to suit everyone's tastes. You can play and download these sounds here, allowing you to relive the magic of Marmaduke long after the credits roll. Marmaduke is a must-watch for families and dog-lovers alike. Its heartwarming story, incredible voice cast, and hilarious moments make it a delightful film that can be enjoyed by audiences of all ages. So gather your family, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a fun-filled ride with Marmaduke and his furry friends. Don't miss out on the opportunity to experience this lovable and charming film. Check out Marmaduke today and prepare to embark on an unforgettable adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of doggy fun.
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