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A little bit less obvious I'm also

About it but from what I understand they

All must think it's amateur hour out

All right guys my car cleaning is

All right wet sandwich time our sandwich

Alright guys here's the scoop there's a

Alright guys here's the scope I tried

Alright guys I just got back from the

Alright guys no one at Best Buy would

Alright love you guys peace

And minerals Tony Robbins probably eats

And the chicken wrap do you think

And what's that in the back the

Another place that claimed they have the

Are you nervous I'm pooping myself hmm I

Around this outfit my name is Skippy

As the minion thing I still got this

Back in, I already see my ten bucks right

Back oh oh oh okay here's something fun

Balance my balance is pretty good I can

Barf this is sick

Because it's a can but there's a slice

Because the system wants you to drink

Best I'm gonna need to dress fancy I'm

Best rap but can I measure up to best

Bite it's pretty good I wouldn't say

Boom gonna slide it under this mat here

Bow to you we pass wait you try the

Bucko

But how are they to their customers

Caboodle and I'm a newspaper critic of

Caboodle have you ever thought about

Cake for when you're a person with

Can you come help me up please I know

Canada they only ever have two at a time

Car detailed earlier little did you know

Careful called the selfie stick you know

Catch I'm will be trapping my entire

Changing your name from best to like

Chicken you're gonna give me a stroke

Cleaner in the city there's just one

Cleaning my car another five dollars

Come on

Come see the pear that they sold me at

Complete look at it as soon as I get

Condensed milk that's spilling it's

Confront the restaurant about being the

Consumerism like the number-one thing

Didn't even see that when I was in the

Didn't know anything about the planet I

Difference between us right now alright

Dog food that's right

Dog food what am I gonna do not buy dog

Drop the car off to get cleaned and

Eating it I thought this was interesting

Egde where is it I don't know don't

Feel like being a fat ass go for it

Floating faces of Lies to heck with yeah

Flying colors how do you feel the wharf

Food from the Mexican gas station you

Food is in its mouth it's pointing into

Gas station tons of weird food going on

Ginseng it tastes like normal Pepsi

Going undercover to see if they're as

Good as long Fagin all right here's the

Good as they claim if I really want to

Grand finale

Guardi oh okay here's another weird

Ham and cheese you get to witness the

Ham enthusiast and I accidentally gave

Have any Aquafina or Fiji where I'm at

Have Carlos do you trust this face are

Have you heard it's a big debate on the

Hello hi I'm here outside your store and

Here outside a clothing store excuse me

Here smells good smells like tuna there

Here will they steal it while they're

Hey honey I got you pizza from the gas

Hey how's it going do you really have

Hey how's it going I came in to get my

Hipster it's not bad so far all of this

How about this nice gas station Pizza

How best of a bite is it

How places treat their customers and you

I can hear her rustling yes I'm trying

I haven't had Pepsi in like three years

I take my fedora

I think I've twisted my ankle can you

I think it's fucking scary oh my god is

I want a little Carlos in my mouth hmm

I would let this pig meet my mom what is

I'm calling this place hey it's Skippy

I'm looking for the fancy clothes like

I'm pretty sure is worth a couple of

I'm Skippy caboodle I'm a famous

I'm trying to hydrate not get horny what

I've been finessed alright guys up next

I've even I've even created a character

I've ever had

If I was splitting this sandwich with a

If Ryan Gosling was trying to impress

Importance on words anymore and that

In a place that doesn't have this ani

In the city in the country in the world

In the States and I just don't know

In their business name this week I'll be

Internet whether it the pineapple goes

Investigate these businesses let's do

Is a sandwich it's good by the way this

Is pretty good so you traveled thousands

Is the gas station food here any better

Is this even supposed to be like

It is I think it's beef it's got zinc

It tastes so artificial when you take

It wearing a thong is that a thong I

It you have the word best which is like

It's a rotten pear Marco just got Marco

It's basically Pepsi with caffeine and

It's good I like it I'm just happy to be

It's just a bunch of poopy electronics I

It's kind of more like a dark chocolate

It's like a Twinkie Twinkies are like a

It's like the best

It's weird Hey oh thank you yeah yeah

It's wink is telling me like I know

Its mouth that means you're eating its

Kaboodle reporting live I'm here with

Kind of wet why would a sandwich be wet

Leaving this plastic bag full of change

Let's see let's see if it's good it's

Let's start with something basic

Let's take a peek inside okay well

Like if a piece of beef jerky was a

Like some sort of strawberry yogurt it's

Like wow Best Buy is definitely like the

Little number pronto which is referring

Live I'm here outside of best bite do

Loops bird or a Captain Crunch here they

Mascot are you telling me you're willing

Mascots for the food here are super

Massage place it's called best balance

Mean I think we don't put enough

Mike the owner of best bite how are you

Minions and you can't you can't escape

Moist yeah and it is it is moist it's

Most depressing jalapeno you've ever

Nah it actually says it's spicy fruit

Newspaper critic I'm doing a survey on

Not bad actually now this guy gets it

Nothing to celebrate gross it's so sweet

Of all the best businesses Best Buy

Of cake on the picture it's like

Of miles from your home trying to escape

Oh holy shit oh my god still not as bad

Okay old Skippy will decide so we got

Okay tell me is this disturbing because

On or not no this is the moment of truth

Only have this in Mexico

Only one way to find out let's go

Opinion oh yeah

Orphanage fund baby

Orphanage fund was left untouched and I'm

Our food here we got the pineapple pizza

Out the Twinkie all that's left is there

Package came with three sandwiches in

Pepperoni pizza actually looks pretty

Pepsi kick sorry if you guys have this

Pineapple goes on pizza Mike what's your

Pizza is it oh you know bud this is a

Place on the earth because think about

Place to be and then you get there and

Places come up that have the word best

Racks the Hat is classy

Restaurants and businesses out there

Restaurants I'm about to take my car to

Sandwich this product is biker lunch

Second Twinkie

See what's going on in here mmm smells

Seen I'm sorry that it ended like this

Sick outfit pretty dope right m'lady

Skippy caboodle and you've passed with

So these places have pretty good food

So would you say you have the best bite

Soda become stupid and get into debt but

Someone all right guys I just bought a

Someone who gets the best the jewelry

Something classic the gas station

Stand on one foot I can do that for up

Station oh really what what kind of

Still haven't figured out up next we got

Store it's a strawberry wearing a thong

Strawberry milk or something yeah it's

Talk to me so I'm just gonna call them

That claim to be the best if I type the

That say they're the best not just

That says orphanage fund whose werfen

That's all right guys we actually had

That's just me oh by the way they don't

That's the face I can trust

The best bite of chicken wrap maybe ever

The best buy if I was an alien and I

The finer things now I'm ready to go and

The gas station food in my city and

The greatest and you have the word by

The place that calls itself the best car

The resort can you even tell the

The Scotch

Them the wrong half hey Kurt lunch do

Them this is hostess I'm pretty sure

There

There that claim to be the best mom out

There was poopy now I'm here in Mexico

There's only ham on one side of it what

They have scotch all right guys here's

They have the best bite of food that

They're up to it all right guys Skippy

This is a tall order let's see if

This is the outfit of someone commanding

This is where I got to tell you that the

This okay ah you wouldn't know from

This place has absolutely killed it

This shit oh it's so bad oh my god

This this is Skippy Caboodle reporting live

This was an experiment by the great

Thrilled alright guys just found a

To a minute I'm here outside the biggest

To film thanks mommy there's a ton of

To the immediate diarrhea you have after

To trust this thing end of

Today sir

Ton of restaurants and businesses out

Touch it it's an orphanage fund let's go

Tries to sell me coke as soon as I leave

Vehicle $5.00 right into the side door

Very good or even just good hello

Vibe okay Carlos alright we got this

We have this chocolate bar called Carlos

We'll see how they did

We're all obsessed with so I would be

We've settled for less as a society

Weird I'm used to mascots like the Froot

Which actually sounds like a Mexican

Word best into Google Maps like 30

Word for throwing up your lunch let's

Would think Best Buy is like the dopest

Wouldn't you agree

Y'all ever had a dog food Twinkie Cheers

You even think if you take off all the

You see you guys provide the best

You telling me this isn't the dude that

You're in a Mexican gas station and you

You've passed what about other places