Cry-Baby Edit

A double header!

A king and queen

A king cry baby with a tear in my eye

A king cry baby with a tear in my eye

A king cry baby with my queen by my side

A L L I S O N, fellows.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

Ain't got a ring or crown for you

Ain't that cute? It ought to go real good with your new haircut.

All because I love you.

All painted up like trash.

All right, who's up next here?

All this silly trouble you've been having lately...

Allison Vernon Williams, get in this car.

Allison Vernon Williams, the decision is yours.

Allison Vernon Williams, you don't have to decide today.

Allison, help! Help me!

Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up.

Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.

Allison, would you sing with me today?

Allison!

Allison!

Allison!

Allison!

Allison's a Square, Wanda. Cry Baby don't dig Squares.

Allison's my girl, so hands off, Cry Baby.

Almost breaking

Almost done.

Almost grown

Almost grown

Almost grown

And a pair of clean underwear.

And all we want is to have some fun

And chill when my thrill passes by

And every Christmas since, my whole family gathers together

And guess what?

And he re tells the story of the day he electrocuted your daddy

And I cry for what I have to do. But not much, though.

And I fine the both of you $1000.

And I hereby sentence you

And I open mine

And I spit on your tears.

And I want my baby by my side

And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy.

And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk

And I'd like to sing something in his memory, something hillbilly.

And I'm too young to have a criminal past

And if one of these creatures ever approach you on the street,

And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.

And if they were mine,

And if you mess with us, man you're gonna cry, baby, cry

And it feels real sexy.

And it's okay about my face. It don't hurt much.

And lots of wavy hair like Liberace

And now, the baddest baby of them all,

And orphans have special needs.

And praying so hard that we got headaches.

And say we've gone mad

And the whole world knows that I'm just a D**** fool.

And we are proud to be Squares.

And we just laugh.

And we wiggle our tongues together.

And wears clothes obviously designed by homosexuals.

And welcome to the annual RSVP Talent Show.

And what are they, children, the four "B's"?

And what do I get for those taxes? Happiness? Hell, no.

And where did you learn those vulgar jazz words?

And yet she socializes with D****s.

And you made me cry

And you, Miss Malnorowski...

And you, Pepper Walker,

And, Hatchet Face. Oh, honey.

Any day of the week.

Are you gonna work this summer?

Aw! This is the best gang my grandson could ever have.

Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry

Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry

Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry, wow!

Baby, we'd be so fine

Bad table manners.

Baldwin, please. Be a gentleman and call off this race, it's too dangerous.

Baldwin! Mind your manners.

Be a nudie cutie, make good money to bootie.

Beauty, brains,

Because you are a fine and beautiful woman, Mrs. Vernon Williams.

Better watch it, bozo. You might catch a cold.

Bombs exploding in the airport and barbershop.

Boy, do I have a story for you.

Boy, you are everything a man should be.

Boys with long hair and tattoos,

Break the window.

Breeding, bounty!

Bring me a dream

But everyone says we should be like them

But he knows better. Jesus is still in his heart.

But I don't seem to qualify

But I keep waiting

But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry Baby?

But I'll pay them all back, Allison.

But I'll take care of this maggot.

But I'm afraid that I'm not going to fit in here.

But I'm guilty till I'm 21

But I'm guilty till I'm 21

But if you leave my hive you're gonna feel my sting

But let me warn you, evil is in his blood.

But not you, Cry Baby Walker.

But right now I'm making them pay

But that's the way a woman's got to be these days.

But the only crime he's guilty of

But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had.

But we know our heart's direction

But we're high school hellcats and we never fit in

But we're so young

But, Cry Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again.

But, Cry Baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.

But, Cry Baby, who is that girl?

By a gang of juvenile delinquents.

By the way, that's a shame about your face.

Call them brazen, but whatever you do, don't call them Square.

Call these D****ttes bold,

Can't marry no one

Can't marry no one

Can't you see how much love she's got for me?

Car! Car!

Carwash, drugstore.

Chicken!

Come back to me

Come back, my dear

Come on and pick a fight I wish you would

Come on and pick a fight we wish you would

Come on and pick a fight, we wish you would

Come on, baby!

Come on, everybody. Come on in.

Come on, gorgeous.

Come on, man, no, this way, he's in the movies. That way!

Come on, pick a fight We wish you would

Come on, we got to get to the Enchanted Forest. Turn left.

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare.

Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare.

Court dismissed.

Criminal!

Cry Baby and Allison sitting in a tree,

Cry Baby is an orphan.

Cry Baby needs you.

Cry Baby Walker, convicted delinquent had the nerve to announce his engagement

Cry Baby Walker, I hope you're happy with Lenora.

Cry Baby Walker, society has given you a second chance.

Cry Baby Walker.

Cry Baby, look! It's your only chance, man.

Cry Baby, they're both dead. I'm an orphan.

Cry Baby, where are you?

Cry Baby!

Cry Baby!

Cry Baby!

Cry Baby.

Cry Baby.

Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry

Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry

Cry, go on cry

Cry, go on cry

Cry, go on cry

Cry, go on cry

Cry, go on, cry

Cry, go on, cry

Damn you. Handcuff those brats.

Delinquents, hit the sack!

Dig it, babe. You need a new look.

Do we have a surprise for you. Don't we, Meg?

Do you know how to play the automobile game called "chicken"?

Don't do it, Allison.

Don't get all worked up, honey.

Don't have nobody to call my own

Don't make me shout

Don't make no lifer out of me

Don't touch my children.

Don't you got tits? Stick them out, for God's sake.

Don't you make no lifer out of me

Don't you make no lifer out of me

Don't you make no lifer out of me

Don't you touch them kids!

D****s!

Drives fast cars

Dupree, for you,

Falling from my eyes

Fellows of the press, this chicken race tonight is for my daddy.

First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken.

First Square to ever set foot in Turkey Point.

First thing a Cry Baby girl learns, our bazooms are our weapons.

First, I must apologize for my frazzled nerves.

Following last night's disturbance at Turkey Point,

For the family that he himself never had.

For the family that he himself never had.

For you made me cry

Friends of the devil But twice as mean

Geronimo!

Get away from them.

Get back to your room.

Get on.

Get out of Turkey Point before it's too late.

Get up. Go!

Girls who wear tight slacks.

Give her the word that I'm not a rover

Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci

Give him a pair of eyes with that come hither gleam

Give your heart some time to think.

Go on, get out of here.

God bless Dwight Eisenhower.

God bless Dwight Eisenhower.

God bless my probation officer.

God bless my probation officer.

God bless Richard Nixon.

God bless Richard Nixon.

God bless Roy Cohn.

God bless Roy Cohn.

God bless the draft board.

God bless the draft board.

God bless the juvenile authorities.

God bless the juvenile authorities.

God is in her gullet. And he is in yours, too.

God. I heard about the Alphabet Bomber.

Goddamn gopher's digging up my front yard.

Goddamn! Lightning!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen

Good afternoon, Mrs. Vernon Williams.

Good God!

Grandma, I'm so happy all knocked up,

Grandma, we're home!

Grandmother, Baldwin, this is Wade Walker.

Grandmother, help him. We were just singing together.

Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere,

Greetings, Granny o.

Guess who pulled the switch on that jerk? My grandpappy, that's who.

Hatchet!

Have you been bothering your great grandma all day? She has customers.

He don't belong in prison

He is the answer

He lied to me, Grandmother.

He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.

He may have been crazy, but he was my pop.

He not only vacuums, he does windows.

He wants his baby to have a real family,

He wants his baby to have a real family,

He won't go steady

Heavy hangs the head that last night wore the crown.

Hello, hello again Sh boom I'm hoping we'll meet again

Hello, hello again Sh boom I'm hoping we'll meet again

Her name is Allison and she is a nice girl.

Here he comes now, with that devil woman.

Here is $3.50.

Here, these are the ones we want.

Here's why. Electricity killed my parents.

Hey, dig it, all you hep cats and cool chicks.

Hey, fine mama. Welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree.

Hey, girls. What do you think?

Hey, Hatchet Face, you think Cry Baby's got blue balls for the chick?

Hey, man. Your old lady's on the radio. There's trouble, Cry Baby, big trouble.

Hey, you.

Hi, kids.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Wanda honey.

Hi.

High school hellcats

High school hellcats

His kind of music isn't even on the Hit Parade.

His kiss could send me to heaven

Hold me, baby, squeeze me

Hold on, homeboy.

Honey,

Honey, why don't you come over and sit down? Get to know one another.

Hop on, honey.

How can I think when you're always touching me?

How dare you hit him!

How do you feel about your granddaughter becoming a D****tte?

How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?

How I adore him

However, this afternoon we were attacked

Hurry up!

Hurry, Allison, hide. The newspapers have blown this completely out of proportion.

Hurry, David. I've almost got it.

Hysterectomy pants, I call them.

I am going to release Allison this one time

I am so tired of being good.

I am the cutest that she's ever seen

I can barely imagine what you would call music.

I can sing better than Cry Baby Walker

I can sing pretty good.

I didn't mean no harm, Mrs. Vernon Williams.

I don't want to be doing time for being young

I don't want to hurt you, Baldwin.

I find you guilty of rampant juvenile delinquency

I get tuberculosis.

I got a lift. Thanks, anyway.

I got character.

I got some new rules, sucker. How about you and me on top of the car?

I gotta reach the outside before I lose control

I guess I'm doing time for being young

I guess I'm doing time for being young

I guess I'm guilty till I'm 21

I had my baby. Isn't he cute?

I had my first cigarette before I could walk

I have a girlfriend

I have told you, Baldwin, a young lady does not like to be pawed.

I heard talking in here.

I know it hurts, but being this cool's always a pain.

I love you, Allison.

I love you, children.

I may be a D****, but I love your granddaughter.

I met a girl!

I must be doing time for being young

I only have one thing to say to you.

I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I?

I saw one this morning all the way up from Virginia.

I see that your parents haven't taken the trouble to come to get you.

I swear.

I swear.

I think Cry Baby's got a girlfriend.

I think she's pretty.

I think you're a liar and a cad

I used to have a woman said she loved me so

I used to have a woman said she loved me so

I used to lay in my cradle and hear him scream in his sleep.

I wait by the window at 7:00

I want my family, and I want my gang.

I want to let you, but I can't. For my parents' sake.

I want you to sing your heart out.

I want you. I need you. I love you, too, Allison.

I will say this once and once only.

I wish I was having triplets.

I wish you and Belvedere were my parents.

I won't get mononucleosis, will I?

I wonder why

I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt.

I wouldn't let you shine my boots! Allison's my girl.

I'd be proud to, Baldwin.

I'd give them a bare assed whipping.

I'd kick a Square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes.

I'd like to hear you sing.

I'd lose these cry baby blues

I'll get out, sugar dumpling, I'll get out, if it's the last thing I do!

I'll take good care of her, Mrs. Vernon Williams. I promise.

I'm a Square now.

I'm a teenager. I want to live.

I'm Baldwin and these are the Whiffles.

I'm blowing this joint.

I'm burning inside to touch you, baby.

I'm going to have his baby.

I'm going to have your two children

I'm going to release these delinquents to their parents' custody.

I'm innocent, I swear it

I'm just out for a little fun

I'm just out for a little fun

I'm just so proud of all my D**** children.

I'm man enough, you big cry baby.

I'm not taking chances

I'm paying $3 a shot.

I'm solo, sugar.

I'm sorry about this afternoon, Mrs. Vernon Williams.

I'm sorry, Allison.

I'm sorry, Allison.

I'm tired of pressing license plates down in this rotten hole

I've been hurt all my life, but real tears wash away.

I've been saving it up for a girl like you, honey.

I've never given a French kiss before.

I've whispered to angels

If I could take you up in paradise up above

If I could take you up in paradise up above

If only all my precious plans would come true

If you hear me

If you mess with the king you're gonna cry, baby, cry

If you mess with the king you're gonna cry, baby, cry

If you would let me spend my whole life loving you

If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love

If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love

If you'd do what I want you to

In case one plane crashed, I would still have a living parent.

In the back seat of a stolen Cadillac

Inga doesn't understand English very well.

Inga, say hello to Wanda.

Inga, this is our daughter, Wanda. Say hello.

Inga's mater and pater will treat you just like one of the family.

Into his arms I would fly

Irons. Yes.

Is all that they'll ever suck out of this Cry Baby.

Is Allison home?

Is he here? I can't see anything. That's him.

Is simply loving me

Is that legal?

It feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my whole life.

It feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my whole life.

It was nice talking to you all.

It's all right. No one was injured.

It's beautiful, Grandma.

It's called a theme park and it's the first one in the state of Maryland.

It's heartbreaking to be this age

It's just a thunderstorm. Heat lightning.

It's just that you are so beautiful.

It's not a school night, and I have been a good girl.

It's okay, Hatchet. You're beautiful, baby.

It's really wild.

It's sort of wild, kind of cool.

It's those jukebox records she listens to.

It's where I live. Beautiful, ain't it?

Ja, Inga?

Ja?

Ja?

Ja?

Ja? Ja? Ja?

Judge, let Allison go and I'll take the full blame.

Just come right this way.

Just last night.

Just listen to his guitar you'll know the score

Just look into his eyes

Just one minute, young lady...

Just one night of happiness, that's all I ask.

Juvenile delinquents are everywhere.

King cry baby

King cry baby

King cry baby

King cry baby

King cry baby

Kiss me. Kiss me hard.

Ladies and gentlemen, my grandson, Cry Baby!

Lenora ain't nothing to me, I swear on my daddy's grave.

Lenora Frigid, mother to be of his child.

Lenora, you filthy hag.

Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothing.

Let an honest man go free

Let her go. She's with me.

Let him go

Let him go, let him go

Let him out. Let the words of the Savior be heard.

Let Jesus Christ be your gang leader!

Let me go Let me go

Let me out

Let me out of here. Help.

Let me out of this penitentiary

Let me prove to you, daddy that I ain't no Square

Let me punch his ugly face.

Let me ride Let me ride

Let my man go free

Let my man go free

Let my woman testify

Let's all put on a folk hat and learn something about a foreign culture.

Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. Are you game?

Let's go.

Life could be a dream

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Little Joey, mother's little helper.

Lock him up!

Locked in the prison of teenage rage

Look at all the wonderful presents she's brought us from her native land.

Look left, look right.

Look. Is that the prison?

Love that girl

Love that girl

Make those monster faces, Hatchet. Please.

Maybe Cry Baby can sing.

Milton Hackett.

Milton, Pepper, Wanda, Hatchet Face.

Mister Sandman

Mister Sandman, bring her a dream

Mister Sandman, bring us

Mister Sandman, bring us a dream

Mister Sandman, bring us a dream

Mister Sandman, I'm so alone

Mister Sandman, someone to hold

Mmm.

Mom and Dad, go home. You're embarrassing me.

Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety.

Mona Malnorowski, also known as Hatchet Face.

Mother!

Move over, Milton. Let me try.

Mr. Puniverse wants a fat lip.

Mrs. Malnorowski, there is no smoking in this courtroom.

Mrs. Tadlock, these are my children and I'm taking them with me.

Mrs. Tadlock.

Mrs. Vernon Williams, a picture, please.

Mrs. Vernon Williams, I hear you're having a talent show at your charm school.

Mrs. Vernon Williams, you were born a Square and you're gonna die a Square.

My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a 10 foot pole.

My father was the Alphabet Bomber.

My friends all know it

My heart is aching

My parents were good people and they loved me.

Never let me go

Nighty night, boys.

No wonder we're together, honey. I'm an orphan, too.

No wonder your children are in trouble.

No, Allison. Just try it. If you don't like it, I promise I'll stop.

No, she's a "Sc****." Part Square, part D****.

No, turn right.

No, we were just talking.

No!

No!

No. I'm fine.

Nobody's going to turn me Square, Dupree. I want my girl,

Not my children. They're my flesh and blood. They're all I have!

Now don't forget to say your prayers.

Now let me introduce to you the Cry Baby Combo,

Now this is Sheila.

Now walk.

Now, every time I look at you

Now, give me the bread and keep your trap shut.

Now, I can't let the right thing stand in my way

Now, Milton,

Now, Pepper's pregnant. But she can fight like a man.

Now, you put the "T" in "tough."

Oh, Cry Baby, your fingers feel so good.

Oh, gee

Oh, honey,

Oh, I'm the king

Oh, life could be a dream

Oh, life could be a dream

Oh, Meg, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown up.

Oh, please, listen to me

Oh, Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes,

Oh, yes, we did.

Oh! Christ! Now I got a flat tire.

On our own

On our own

On our own

One single, salty tear

Open up that door

Order! Order!

Order. Order in this courtroom.

Order. Order in this courtroom.

Our only child, and he carries illegal weapons,

Out my eyes

Ow!

Pep, ain't that cute?

Please turn on your magic beam

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, Mr. Jailer

Please, no pictures.

Please, please, please

Please.

Potatoes au gratin.

Put in the custody of the Chatterbox Orphanage

Ramona and Belvedere Rickettes, I find you guilty of disturbing the peace

Remember, always look both ways before crossing.

Right here in this community.

Say hello to our daughter.

Set me free Set me free

Sewing all those old school clothes together.

Sh boom

Sh boom sh boom

Sh boom sh boom

Sh boom sh boom

Sh boom sh boom

She calls it the Redneck Riviera.

She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her, too.

She is speaking in tongues.

She says I'm her only one

She'll tell you where I was that night

She's an exchange student and she's going to be staying with us for a while.

She's Caucasian, but that's about all I can recommend.

She's the queen

She's the queen

Siamese twins are a financial burden.

So cut these shackles off of me

So hard, you could've been eating nails for breakfast.

So please turn on your magic beam

So young

So young

Some good behavior would be all right

Someday, maybe, I'll know better

Something colored.

Something cool, something hep.

Something is on my mind

Something my daddy would've loved.

Sometimes shook up old ladies

Squares beware of our property

Stay away from my granddaughter, you common juvenile delinquents.

Stay in your places.

Stinking tank Stinking tank

Stop this insanity.

Strip down, asshole. It's beddy bye time.

Stuck in a cage Stuck in a cage

Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage

Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage

Sure, my car and your jalopy.

Sure.

Teardrops are falling

Teardrops are falling

Teardrops are falling

Teardrops are falling

Teardrops are falling

Teardrops are falling

Teenagers everywhere, repent!

Thank you very much for the picture, sweetheart. Oh, yeah.

Thanks for the tattoo.

Thanks, pal.

That's Hatchet Face. She don't mean no harm.

That's Mr. Baby to you.

That's right, all in alphabetical order.

That's right, sister.

That's right, then walk. Good teenagers.

That's what you're going to get, you big old cry baby, you.

That's where I'm going, stallion.

That's why, every day, I gotta do something rotten for my parents' sake

The big boo hoo,

The crowd has told me

The four "B's" you learned here at RSVP.

The juvenile authorities have had it with D**** gangs.

The man you came here for,

The Maryland Training School for Boys had this to say...

The only one I ever had.

The only place you're going to sing is in jail.

The pain ain't nothing, Dupree.

The prettiest and most talented girl in school

The punk got what he deserved.

The terrible teardrop,

The woman want a Cadillac she don't want no man

Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over

There you go. It's a beauty.

There's a new place that's opening.

There's nothing the matter with my face.

These are the Cry Baby girls. That's Wanda.

They beat me and kicked me.

They call me Cry Baby. This here is my sister, Pepper.

They had to go on a business trip together. It was their first airplane ride.

They say our love is just teenage affection

They're adorable. We'll take them.

They're just bums.

Think I got what it takes?

This afternoon at 3:00.

This is a jailbreak!

This is Inga. She's from Sweden.

This is what we think of your kind of music.

This kind of suit don't set me free

This one's for Allison and I want it to last forever.

This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry Baby.

Though he's guilty as can be

To a teenage prayer

To a teenage prayer

To fellow gang member and known hussy,

To get me out of this stinking tank

To have him hold me

To the Maryland Training School for Boys until your 21st birthday.

Today's a special day for me and your grandmother.

Toe Joe Jackson's art photography right here!

Too smart to work, too cool to care.

Too smart to work, too cool to care.

Too smart to work, too cool to care...

Turkey Point is open for business! Let's celebrate! Yee haw!

Turn the wheel!

Uh uh! Now, that's a thing with two heads, absolutely not.

Uncle Belvedere!

Underneath it all, I think you're really hep.

Until they're adopted by God fearing parents

USA, the land of the free

Wade Walker, better known as Cry Baby,

Wade Walker, defiantly entering

Walker. Wade Walker, you have a visitor.

Wanda Woodward.

Wanda, honey, you're going to Sweden

Wanda, honey. You want a ride home with Dad?

Want my baby by my side

Want to hang out with us D****s tonight?

Want to see these gunboats? I give, Cry Baby.

Watch. It's easy.

Wave to Allison.

We could count out of state license plates.

We got a little surprise for your young'un in your oven.

We have been praying all night for our son.

We head toward one another at full speed.

We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good

We love being bad 'Cause it sure feels good

We love being bad 'Cause it sure feels good

We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good

We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good

We should be what we want to be

We sure do.

We wanna get married

We were thinking of two children, actually.

We weren't born to live by rules

We'll get married and live in suburbia.

We're going to give you a haircut tomorrow, pretty boy.

We're gonna get them And we don't care how

We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona.

We're having your favorite supper tonight, Wanda.

We're high school hellcats

We're high school hellcats

We're high school hellcats

We're high school hellcats

We're high school hellcats

We're looking for kicks We want them now

We're Squares, Allison, and Squares got to stick together.

We've been together 10 whole years.

Well

Well

Well, hop on in.

Well, I ain't here 'cause I drive too fast

Well, I can't live if I can't ride

Well, I was born on the wrong side of the tracks

Well, I was out for a little fun

Well, I'm a lonely king who needs a queen

Well, if I had your love

Well, let me out

Well, let me out

Well, let people talk, I don't care

Well, one for all and all for one

Well, what about him?

Well, what have we here?

Well, women and Cadillacs go hand in hand

Well, you lock us up in your schools

Well.

What a sad and silly name for a young man.

What a sad vision of today's youth.

What are you doing?

What are you teenagers waiting for?

What can I do? What can I do?

What do I do, who do I thank?

What I'd do for him

What the hell, you got it, why not show it, right?

What, this way?

What's down here?

What's that on your face, blubber boy?

What's the trouble, honey? These hoodlums bothering you?

What's.... mean, Hector?

When did he propose?

When you say stop I say go, cats, go We're high school hellcats

When you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.

When you went away

Whiffle!

Who at least will give them Christian names.

Who spit on the sidewalk.

Who the hell is this?