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Hardball (2001)

Hardball (2001)

Hardball is a captivating sports drama film released in 2001. Directed by Brian Robbins, this inspiring movie takes viewers on a journey that amalgamates the realms of baseball, teamwork, and redemption. It revolves around the touching story of a man whose life takes an unexpected turn when he becomes a coach for an inner-city youth baseball team.

The film features an outstanding ensemble cast that brings the characters to life with their exceptional performances. Keanu Reeves leads the cast as Conor O'Neill, a down-on-his-luck gambler who finds himself coaching a team of underprivileged kids in the Chicago Housing Projects. Reeves' portrayal of Conor flawlessly captures the character's transformation from a self-centered and troubled individual to a compassionate and dedicated coach.

The young actors who play the members of the Kekambas, the team Conor coaches, deliver heartfelt and realistic performances. Diane Lane also stars in the film as Elizabeth Wilkes, a teacher who supports Conor's endeavors and becomes an essential part of the team's journey. John Hawkes and Michael B. Jordan are also part of the cast, playing vital roles in contributing to the film's emotional depth.

The subject matter of Hardball dives deep into the lives of inner-city kids struggling to overcome adversity. It explores themes of friendship, teamwork, and the power of sport to unite individuals. As Conor guides these kids through the baseball season, he forms unbreakable bonds with them, ultimately teaching them invaluable life lessons while discovering his own redemption.

The film's score, composed by Mark Isham, adds depth and emotion to the narrative. From intense and triumphant moments on the baseball field to tender and poignant scenes, the music masterfully enhances the overall viewing experience. The soundtrack also includes songs by various artists that perfectly complement the film's tone and theme.

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Hardball leaves a lasting impression by showcasing the transformative power of friendship, compassion, and the unyielding human spirit. Woven with emotion, conflict, and ultimately triumph, this film serves as a reminder that even in the face of adversity, when we come together and believe in each other, incredible things are possible. So, immerse yourself in the world of Hardball with our curated sounds and experience the magic for yourself.

A better person,
A Wrinkle In Time is an important book...
About how you need $5,000 to bury your old man.
Account 27, Kekambas.
Actually, she said she had a good feeling about them all playing ball.
After that, it's you, Kofi.
Ah, that's shit. I hate it when people mess with kids, it's so wrong.
All I got is what, uh, Coach Fleming at...
All right, Andre.
All right, listen up, Kekambas, back on the field.
All right, O'Neill. I want my money tomorrow.
All right, see you. Hurry up, okay?
All right, that's a start.
All right. Let me break it down to you right quick.
All right. We're tied two two.
All right. Wednesday night, practice.
ALL: Sammy! Sammy!
ALL: Yes!
Am I supposed to be?
And as he was falling, he grabbed my backpack.
And at first, some little girl didn't even know who you were.
And because you played like a team...
And guess what he tells me?
And here's my Sugar Babies for when my blood needs sugar.
And I liked it very much.
And I only do that...
And I really don't give a shit how much you owe the bookies.
And I wouldn't be callin' in a favor if I wasn't completely racked.
And if you were there to offer me a job, it might still stand.
And now they're makin' Miles take his headphones off
And she ain't having it.
And stand naked in your hallway to prove it.
And submit a roster by Friday.
And that is the coach of the goofiest team in the league.
And The Big Hurt will attempt to break out of his dreadful 11 game hitting slump.
And the other team would have five kids.
And then we got Jefferson.
And then you can talk to Kofi and Raymont about their reports.
And they called me 'hombre.'
And they kicked Jamal off the team because he was born two weeks early,
And they're not emotional about it.
And told me you were out of the office today.
And wait till we get a little breathing room
And watching him...
And we have shitty T shirts.
And why Miles can't wear headphones.
And why the Bua Was and Waatas have nice uniforms
And with two outs in the last inning...
And you can read it.
And your check.
And your mother's gonna want me to call her.
And, Clarence, you play third and bat ninth. Okay, let's go.
And, uh...
Andre and Jamal.
Andre say he can catch any pop up ball anybody can throw.
Andre, that's enough.
ANNOUNCER: Chicagolanders brace for the long awaited infer league
ANNOUNCER: They need a three pointer and a foul.
Anybody hungry?
Are they in my class? Yes, they're in my class.
Are you on crack? You laid 12 grand on those bums?
Are you telling me that some jack off goombah
Are you the Kekambas?
As he ran to first base...
As soon as you're ready, we expect you back, huh?
At second base?
Aw, fuck this.
Back catcher or center field.
BARMAN: You're into Duffy for at least five grand.
Because I'm in a big hole with two bookies who are looking to kill me.
Because the two best records in Division A play to see who goes to the 'ship.
Because they're never wrong.
Because those kids trust you and they don't trust anybody.
Because you played like a team.
Before they start playing baseball in the spring.
Besides their mother or me telling them what to do.
Between 4:00 and 5:00.
Between the Sox and the Cubbies tonight at Comiskey,
Booyah.
Both mothers agreed, the boys need to read one book
BOY #1: Come on, right here, right here!
BOY: Do it, Jamal.
BOY: I got four, baby, four!
BOY: Let's go, Miles...
BOY: We're gonna tear them up!
BOY: Yeah, baby! Whoo hoo!
Bring 'em to the baseball field on Loomis tomorrow
Bring it in, fellas. Come on. Bring it in!
Bullets.
Bullshit. First lie.
Business part the whole time, though.
But because they were Spanish, they didn't understand me.
But don't come around here unless you got the money.
But first I have to re gotiate his contract.
But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly
But I'm paying the Barber off. What should I do?
But I'm willing to get together with you and help the boys out.
But if you want to swing, swing.
But my mom said it was okay.
But some don't make it because they don't have anybody
But the kids told me
But you showed up.
But you start shit with Andre and you're done, okay?
But, but...
But, uh, we only have eight players, so...
But... but I wanna play. [SNIFFLES]
Call me when you get to the 'ship without me.
Can we please go?
Can you produce birth certificates for your players?
Canada. That must've been nice.
Check out Coach Jimmy's whip. Damn, this shit is pimped.
Chicago's down by four.
Coach Conor, just stopped by to give you the equipment.
Coach, I can't pitch. These guys are really gonna sweat me.
Coach, I need a shirt.
Coach, is there any chance that we get trophies this year?
Coach, she said they couldn't play ball until they do these book reports.
Coach, thanks for the seats, they are hot.
Coach, we're concerned about the age of some of the boys on your team.
COACH: Come on, come on, get down! Get down, now!
Coach? Coach?
Coaches, get back to the dugouts.
Come back in here.
Come on, baby, you can do this!
Come on, Dre.
Come on, G. Come on. [CRYING]
Come on, Kofi!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go. Get out there.
Come on, Ticky, you're killing me.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just for dinner.
Come on. Let's go. Get in the car. Game starts in an hour.
COMMENTATOR: He gets hammered and it goes!
Conor O'Neill, coach of the crack babies.
Conor O'Neill.
Conor, Duffy's here. You better have his money.
Conor, I do this to give something back to the community.
CONOR: Can you lend me...
CONOR: G Baby.
CONOR: Hey! That's it! That's it!
CONOR: Is he okay?
CONOR: That's ridiculous. Five hundred.
CONOR: Time, Blue!
CONOR: Yeah, I shined him this week. Why?
Conor.
Conor.
Conor. Hi.
Cool it! What's going on?
Cool.
Could we talk outside without the bat?
Cross town matchup between the Sox and the Cubbies tonight at Comiskey.
D did you call Fink? Are we down on the Bulls?
Damn, Miles, you don't even know how to throw the ball!
Damn, Miles, you suck! Just like my girlfriend.
Damn, that's nasty.
Damn.
Dickhead.
Did the Bulls cover last night?
Did you pay them? They said it was $580.
Did you read the book?
Did you really fill out an application to work at the school?
Do you even remember making that phone call from Michael Pistone's wedding?
Do you have any idea how much that meant to them?
Do you know she called my house every night last year. Every night.
Don't you talk down to me!
Don't you think I might have something more important to do
Done deal.
Duffy, I'm desperate.
Duffy, you knew my dad.
DUFFY: Hey! Hey!
Easy, Coach. You're already on a warning.
Elizabeth, I get paid under the table to coach that team.
ELIZABETH: Yes?
Elizabeth.
Enjoy the game.
Even if just for that moment.
Every Monday, Ellen will have a check for you.
Every run I score I get one slice.
Everybody listen! That gentleman behind you is Coach Conor.
Everybody sit down.
Everyone, the shirts go up in sizes from two to 11, okay?
Everyone, this is Mr. O'Neill, who coaches the baseball team
Everyone's sitting on the floor.
Excellent choice. A strong piece of literature, a great read.
Excellent use of the first person narrative.
Excuse me. I'm Conor O'Neill, I got an 11:30 with James Fleming.
Fellas, you have to understand that everyone has to follow the same rules.
Fellas?
Fine, I'll lay on the ground and slide my nuts under your door
Fink wants to see I still got his money.
FINK: Don't you want your number?
Fink.
Fink's minimum bet is two grand.
Flagrant foul, he shoots that first.
Flash him a little cash and bet the 12 grand like we said, eh?
Fool, I called you at Smyth and Stevens Security,
For a guy who's paying me $500 a week.
For G Baby!
Forever grateful to Jarius for that.
Forty seven dollars.
Four months ago you come in here crying
Fourth quarter, we're up by two points. You're getting six.
G BABY: Kofi wanna come back.
G Baby.
G Baby.
G Baby. You're up.
G, come on. Get up, G, come on.
G, hang on. I wanna talk to you.
G, we're okay.
G? G.
Get down!
Get off of me!
Get out of here. Don't make me freakin' shoot you!
Get your bummy ass out. We a better team without you, anyway.
Give it to Jamal.
Give me an example.
Give me Miami minus six. 12 grand.
Give me that.
Give me the ball.
Go, G!
God. [SIGHS]
Good job!
Good job.
Good luck. I'm so glad I'm done with this.
Good morning.
Good.
Got it, got it.
Got it?
Got three large pies, 11 pops, that's $44.65.
Gotta go.
Great, let's go by,
Guys, come on!
Ha ha!
Ha! Ha ha ha!
Ha! Ha ha!
Hang on, Coach. I don't have Jarius Evans on this roster anywhere.
Hang on, hang on. You guys suck.
Hang on.
He had a great smile, foo.
He hit a shot down the first base line.
He lifted the world in that moment.
He loved to watch us play.
He made me a...
He makes the second. It's over, you're dead.
He says he can pitch, Coach Conor, but I might pitch too.
He should be here any minute.
He tells me, "That guy died four months ago."
He threw the ball. Andre caught it. Andre say, "Pay me my money."
He was a really tough guy, just a boy, really, who, uh...
He was fearless as he stepped to the plate.
He was my brother.
He won the game.
He'll be taking over the day to day operations.
He's out of town on business. I'm assisting him.
He's taken the time out of his busy day to give us a hand.
He's watching us right now.
Heaves a 30 footer!
Hell will be paid with your ass.
Here we go. Miami in bounds. No, don't foul! Don't foul!
Here you go, Kofi.
Here's your roster, schedule, Sugar Babies, inhaler.
Hey, don't screw me. I'm not in the mood right now, all right?
Hey, Elizabeth? Elizabeth!
Hey, guys, why don't you play catch in the outfield, okay? Warm up.
Hey, hey, hey, can we cool it with the "bitches"?
Hey, hey. Who's Miss Wilkes?
Hey, I got no problem with that. I think reading's real good for kids.
Hey, kid, you can't come in there right now.
Hey, listen. Why don't we have dinner tonight?
Hey, wait. Jimmy! Wait, Jimmy!
Hey, y'all! Bring it in! Come on, let's go.
Hey, you know about my kah rah tay, right?
Hey, you think you just won the game of life?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Good luck.
Hey. Why'd you come here?
Hey. You can hear "Big Poppa" in your head, right?
Hey. You're up right now. Ride it out.
Hi. Matt Hyland, head of the Coaches' Committee.
Honestly, he, uh, he was too young to play,
How about, uh, 9:00?
How can I help you fellas?
How many of you guys ever been to a big league park and seen a baseball game?
How many points are we getting?
How many points are you giving?
How much did you get for the tickets?
How's it go?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh. [CHUCKLES]
Hurry up!
I You can't just dissolve a partnership like that. [STAMMERING]
I am Miss Wilkes.
I am, uh...
I believe this is yours.
I can cover it.
I can tell you Kofi ain't doin' shit.
I can't bet the 12 grand.
I can't coach that team.
I can't have this kid out here with these things on.
I can't show you.
I can't. It's a school night. Maybe some other time.
I come here all the time with the guys I work with.
I could have you removed from this league.
I could tell they were banditos because they had taco breath
I don't give a shit how much you owe Mahoney.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, Ticky.
I don't know. I don't know, Duffy.
I don't want any celebrating when you strike out one of these ridiculous...
I even made a bet with your friend Ticky.
I feel better out here.
I got a handful of clients, they lay a hundred grand a week,
I got business out of town.
I got it. I'm gonna have it.
I got mad power.
I gotta be in New York three weeks, training seminar. Couldn't be avoided.
I gotta get out. I'm serious. I'm bailing out.
I gotta keep my sugar up, too.
I gotta lock up, son.
I have a better idea.
I heard about the baseball game. The boys loved it.
I I I'm flapping in the breeze here.
I just came by because, uh...
I just got this gut feeling before, when you were laughing,
I just think it's a shame no one spends any time helping them to read.
I just wanna play.
I know I'm not telling you anything you don't know.
I laid six grand with the Barber to get me even.
I learned it from my cousin in Japan in the Army.
I left a message for Coach Jimmy
I like to read stuff that's real.
I mean, what good is an expense account
I need that money.
I need them to play baseball for the Kekambas.
I need to find someone who'll take a big bet.
I needed to know what, uh, what number uniform you wanted.
I only use The Tiger when I'm fighting a dozen guys.
I punched him in the gut,
I said, 'Stop, you banditos! I don't want to have to hit anyone else.'
I should've called practice, you know, when it got dark.
I spoke to Jimmy Fleming after Jefferson got beat up. He told me.
I spoke to your agent.
I spoke with Miss Wilkes at the school, and she said you agreed
I spun around and hit the biggest one.
I swear, he, uh...
I swear, I was lifted in that moment to a better place.
I take the wife and kids every year to the n**** Hockey Hall of Fame!
I talked to Mahoney at Mikey's wedding,
I think it's wonderful that you're teaching these boys to play baseball.
I think that's something you really should take up with their mothers.
I thought you should look like a team.
I trust I can reach you at Smyth and Stevens securities
I want to go to Southside with you.
I want you guys to explain to them why they lost Jamal,
I want you guys to take a good look at yourselves today and feel proud.
I wanted to apologize for the other night.
I wanted to give a few more people the opportunity to say something...
I was away on business. Canada.
I was down 11 grand before I made this bet.
I was scared of the banditos. It was good.
I was terrified for him.
I was thinking how the other night you knew that I...
I would've loved to coach that team.
I'll buy him a pizza.
I'll give you everything I got.
I'll give you two loge seats for the Bulls Mavericks on Sunday.
I'll help with the book, take bets, I'll bring in business.
I'll make sure someone's here on Saturday for practice.
I'll see you tomorrow at 11:00.
I'll take Chicago and the six points.
I'll tell, uh, Coach Fleming
I'll, uh, I'll take off my crusty underwear
I'm I
I'm blown away by your ability to show up...
I'm coaching a kids' baseball team in the projects
I'm Conor O'Neill. I wanted to talk to you about...
I'm done. I'm done with all that.
I'm first, O'Neill!
I'm getting six.
I'm gonna hawk those myself. The game's not till 7:00.
I'm gonna pay Mahoney back.
I'm gonna pay you $500 a week for the next ten weeks.
I'm gonna whack this shit to the gate. Don't mess with me. Shit.
I'm interested in anything I'm supposed to be interested in.
I'm interested to see what happens with you.
I'm interested.
I'm just a loser.
I'm just gonna coach this team the whole year?
I'm just saying, it ain't like that. Fantasy ain't reality.
I'm just trying to help out till my colleague returns from New York.
I'm looking for the Bulls to cover the spread.
I'm naked now. It's beautiful. Come on.
I'm not listening to any of you. I'm not listening to you.
I'm not listening to you or any of you!
I'm not sure. Where?
I'm not worried.
I'm only helping out with the team for two weeks,
I'm out, Ticky. You hear me? I'm out! I'm out! Okay? I'm out!
I'm Pearla Evans and this one's Kofi.
I'm sick?
I'm uh, I'm interested.
I've got Jarius Evans batting for Jefferson Tibbs.
I've got Jarius Evans batting for Jefferson Tibbs.
I've had some of the best fifth graders in the world,
If Fink thinks we're coming, we should at least stop by.
If he makes all three, you're screwed.
If I did, what you gonna do about it, you little punk?
If I win, I wanna get paid.
If we don't want to bet it, we don't count. Technically...
If you can't field a nine man team, why don't you and the Kekambas go home?
If you can't field a team, the league will drop you.
If you don't get to pad it once in a while?
If you go down looking, none of us care,
If you win that, what are you gonna do with your life, huh?
In a battle between two of the brightest young hurlers of the game today,
Is gonna come and break my thumbs?
Is Kofi Evans and Raymont Bennet in your class?
Is that Kofi Evans and Raymont Bennet?
Is those shitty housing projects.
It seems he also gave you $5,000 to bury the guy.
It should be about kids playing ball, not the trophy you bring to work.
It'll be okay.
It'll be okay.
It's 6:37 now, and we're up 16 to one.
It's a safety issue.
It's all right. We're okay.
It's cool, Jamal, man, don't worry about it.
It's fine. I understand. We should just bet six grand
It's great of you to take the time out.
It's in! You covered! It's good!
It's meant to entertain you and make you think.
It's not a school night.
It's okay.
It's on the corner of Clark and Addison, Slugger's.
It's right behind that Baptist church where you used to buy reefer.
It's Ticky! It's Ticky!
It's Ticky.
Jackass. Keep chasin', punk.
Jamal, what's up?
Jamal!
Jarius was a player on the Kekambas baseball team that I coach.
Jefferson Albert Tibbs, Coach Jimmy, but
Jefferson Albert Tibbs...
Jefferson bats seventh, plays first base. Miles pitches and bats eighth,
Jefferson, I'm sorry.
JEFFERSON: Miles, wait up!
JEFFERSON: Yo, Coach. Kofi and Ray Ray want to play.
Jimmy, I ain't no good with kids.
Jimmy, I'm really up against it right now with Duffy
JIMMY: I'll see you tomorrow.
Jimmy? I can't do this by myself.
Just hang on.
Just might help you.
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep paying the Barber.
Kekambas.
Kekambas.
KID #2: Coach, it's getting kinda late. We gotta go soon.
KID: Aw, shit, man.
KID: Hey, wait up!
KID: Man, let him go, man.
Knowing Ticky bet against us improves our chances.
Kofi Evans...
Kofi just jumped out of the way like a baby.
Kofi say, "Bullshit, you a busta." Andre say, "Roll up, bitch."
Kofi say, "I'll give you all my gum if you catch this ball."
Kofi say, "You a cheatin' bitch."
Kofi, you've been silent this whole time. All you've said is you didn't like it.
KOFI: We're gonna do this for G.
Last year was a mess.
Leading off, leading off!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go! Let's practice.
Let's hear it.
Let's see.
Lightning quick. This is The Tiger.
Listen, I'm Conor.
Listen, they know you changed your birth certificate. I can't let you play.
Listen, we're tied two two, we just need to get one guy out.
Listen, you're stressed out. Let's grab a bite.
Listen. I gave them your name because I couldn't carry it.
Look at you, you don't even look like you're holding it together.
Look at you. I could tell right away you weren't a broker.
Look, I know you don't work at Smyth and Stevens.
Look, if you're worried, the place is well lit,
Look, what are you guys, the cops?
Look! Right there!
Loomis? That's the freakin' projects!
Lovely. I was in the, um...
MAN #2: Whoop his ass!
Man, that's the secret code of the karate honor.
Man, the only thing black at a Black Hawk game is the puck, man.
Man, you wanna just cut up Ashland?
MAN: Ay, where yo mamma at?
MAN: Put your back into it, Jefferson!
Matt makes a good point about safety.
Maybe I'm just a loser, right?
Miles is an amazing pitcher.
Miles, come on.
Miles, you're great.
Miles!
Missed me.
Mister, you just sold us tickets to last night's game.
Mom needs me home. We eat around 6:30.
Mom said it was all up to us 'cause of G Baby.
Mom says I can play anywhere.
Mom says I do better when my blood's got sugar in it.
Move! Come on, man!
Ms. Wilkes said she had a good feeling about you,
MVP. Most Valuable Pizza eater.
My associate, James Fleming, is in New York for three weeks,
My mom's meetin' me at Southside Pizza. I ain't walkin' by myself.
My mouth banged on his head and that is why I got my fat lip.
Nah, that's not gonna work.
New rule!
Next practice is Saturday, right? 11:00? Someone's gonna be here, right?
Night night. Time for beddy bye, Coach.
Nine o'clock. Clark and Addison.
No bullshit to keep betting.
No man can defend himself from the fury of a well trained karate Tiger man.
No matter what happens today,
No one can kick my ass better than I can.
No one can say anything bad to anyone else on the field!
No, Jimmy, I don't think you understand how serious my situation is here.
No, Jimmy, the only thing behind that church
No, keep practicing. I'm waiting for somebody. We'll be done soon.
No, like this, like this.
No.
No. I can't.
No. Your not looking is working. Keep not looking.
Not like you, Mr. Big Time, huh?
Nothing.
Nothing. You just don't look like someone that works at Smyth and Stevens.
Now what?
Now, I can't carry you anymore.
Now, you owe 6,600.
O'Neill, you don't help these boys, they don't do this work,
O'Neill! Gino, get him!
Oh, God, Ticky. Ticky, am I out of the woods?
Oh, hell, no. Damn it!
Oh, I heard. Nine to three over the Gandas.
Oh, I'm sorry, I was just expecting an older woman.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man, who got beat up? Who needs tickets?
Oh, my God, he caught it! That's what I'm talking about!
Oh, my God, Ticky.
Oh, Ticky, thank God. I really need that money.
Oh, yeah? I'll take that action on Ticky's number if you wanna play it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you know what? He's, uh... There he is. He's okay.
Okay, I I
Okay, I let's bet three grand.
Okay, I want everybody to take a position. Let's go.
Okay, I'm gonna call your mom tonight.
Okay, if he makes both, it's eight, I push, I'm even.
Okay, let me discuss the re gotiations with my client.
Okay, sit down.
Okay, two down. Jefferson, how are you doing?
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I'll take you to see Fink.
Okay. You're out.
On your dead father's account,
One, Kofi wants you to tell Andre that Kofi's the best player.
One...
Organize games and sports and we'd really like to get a guy...
People can hear your screams...
People like me make people like you feel better about your tiny life.
Play ball!
Play ball!
Play baseball with you.
Play this, make yourself useful, huh?
Please, Mr. O'Neill. Come on up.
Please, take my home number.
Practice Saturday, 1:00, all right?
Raise his arms in triumph
Ray Ray neither. Them little suckers like, "Bitch, quit that noise."
Really, one of the most important things in life is showing up.
Relax.
Ride it out.
Right, Calvin, big stick, now, let's go!
Sammy Sosa will attempt to go yard for his fifth consecutive game,
Sammy Sosa. Look, y'all, look! There go Sammy Sosa right there!
See you guys later.
Sell some tickets. Tickets, folks?
Seriously, I got nothing now. I'm flapping in the breeze here.
Seven fifty. Bring it to the barber shop.
She said it was okay. I just want to play.
She said that she would tell them if they asked, that I was born later.
She teaches at Saint Malachy. She gets on my damn nerves!
She think her father comin' back from wherever?
She's an old nasty lady, she tell your moms every little thing.
Shit went through your legs like five damn times.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Get down!
Shit! Shit!
Shit! They fouled him!
Shit.
Shit. I couldn't get any action.
Should I look?
Should I tell the Barber to back off? Should I start paying you every week?
Shut up, Duffy, in 18 seconds you'll have your money.
Shut up, Ray Ray. At least he ran after it when it went by.
Since Jordan left, the Bulls have never covered at home against Miami.
Since you're supposed to win, since I expect you to win,
Smith dribbles inside half court...
Smith throws up a prayer... It's good! Holy shit!
Smyth and Stevens gave me.
So give him your attention.
So good luck. Good luck on your own.
So I check 55 and I see you got six grand.
So I figured I'd give it a try.
So I gotta give the guys who are old enough first pick.
So I, uh, I volunteered to help out.
So they lent me this car to get them all home.
So we go to the 'ship, right?
So what? I'm done with all that.
So you put that six grand down on Milwaukee, and of course they tank.
So you're not here to ask me out?
So, now I gotta ask my old man about O'Neill on 55,
So, uh, do you want a drink?
So... I wanted to talk to you.
Son, no headphones.
Still want your half of the Black Hawks seats I got?
Strike one!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike!
Strike! Out!
Strike! Out!
Strike! Out!
Suits at Smyth and Stevens took shit from one of the kids
Sure.
Take a good look. See what they see.
Take it! Just let me go!
Take me to meet Fink.
Talk to Jimmy Fleming at Smyth and Stevens Securities
Teach kids it's okay to lie as long as they can get away with it?
TEAM: ♪ I love it When you call me Big Poppa ♪
TEAM: ♪ Two, four, six, eight, Who do we appreciate? Kekambas! ♪
Tell me something about it.
Than worry about you guys and your stupid little baseball team?
Thank Jesus for Jefferson's strength.
Thanks for giving back to the community!
Thanks for the bag, fool.
Thanks.
Thanks. Are we on for tonight?
Thanks. This is the biggest shirt we've got, all right?
That girl and her mom is both trippin'.
That girl Meg's dumb.
That goofy dork, Gino, came into Duffy's asking for you.
That I couldn't say no.
That I was just gonna drop off the equipment today.
That smell? That might be a lawsuit.
That some of our young men play on.
That was nice, what you said.
That was very nice, Jefferson.
That would be great.
That's all right. That's that's the way to take your cuts. Good job.
That's bullshit!
That's right.
That's some weak ass bullshit, you bitch ass motherfreaking bustas.
That's stupid to believe in.
That's the real story of his life.
That's week one.
That's what I thought. You guys will never be a team
That's what they want to talk to you about.
The day Mr. Smyth and Mr. Stevens chose the team at...
The eight's been turned into a nine.
The end."
The kid can't wear headphones while he pitches.
The league never wanted you to play this game,
The league says we can't start another inning after 6:30.
The other day...
The taller one.
The team is done.
Then some man named Fleming got on the phone
Then what? [LAUGHS]
Then why did you come if you know I'm a liar?
There are eight teams in the league.
There's liability issues.
There's nothing I can do, Jamal. Why don't you just sit...
There's only ten uniforms, 11 players.
They got fitted hats!
They grabbed me outside the United Center!
They grabbed me outside the United Center.
They kicked our ass.
They won by nine.
They're gonna yell, and then I can't think.
They're in the auditorium.
They're under the religious statue on my dresser.
They're waitin' to cap somebody inside.
This guy is one of the best hitters in the league.
This guy's too serious.
This is Conor O'Neill. He wanted to meet you.
This is Darryl Mackey. He's the president of the league.
This is fiction. The story's made up.
This is for G.
This is it, right?
This is my last game.
This is my sister's boy, Raymont.
This is my youngest, Jarius.
This is the president,
This is unbelievable. I can't believe I came down here for this.
Those two kids there...
Three grand will be fine, I mean... What's going on?
Three, if he hits it over the fence,
Three, if he whacks it over the gate, he gets a whole pizza to take home.
Through everything that's that's gone on.
THUG: Let's get out of here! Come on.
Ticky, shut up.
Ticky, this is Ed.
TICKY: Can we please go in now? I gotta take a piss.
TICKY: Come on.
TICKY: D did you miss a payment with the Barber?
Ticky. Did you bring money for the summons?
Time! Blue!
To bust me in the lie about where I work? You win.
To help these boys with their assignment, so they could play ball.
To plan a tutoring session?
Tonight? I don't know.
Two more jumped me and I hit one in his Between his legs.
Two, Kofi can have the same pizza bonuses as everyone else.
Two, only Kofi gets pizza when he hits a home run.
Two!
Two!
Uh, Miles Pennfield II?
Um, you know, someone to supervise after school recess,
Um...
UMPIRE: Safe! Yes! [CHEERING]
UMPIRE: Strike one!
UMPIRE: Strike one!
UMPIRE: Strike three!

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