Patch Adams (1998) Comedy Edit

A doctor's mission should be not just to prevent death...

A medical seminar slash retreat...

A new day

A new way

A patient will come to you at his moment of greatest dread..

A smile.

A very select class.

Aaaah !

Actually, I don't find the question here in the outline.

Adelane, don't waste your breath.

Ah, the truth is, you're well on the way.

Ah. Pumping neurons.

Ah. Well, I don't need your permission because I admitted myself.

All day long

All of them gone

All of us.

All right, gentlemen, if, uh Ahem

All right.

All right. Ready ? Watch your step.

All right. What you did in there, it was very nice, I admit.

All the restless hearts of the world...

All this time I thought it was me.

All to uphold some idealistic buddy system...

All trying to find a way home.

All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck.

Almost as good as the real thing.

Also younger than the sun

Although not definitive.

Always live in awe of the glorious mechanism of the human body.

An awesome power.

An entire pool full of noodles.

And a goal or destination.

And as God is my witness...

And because of that I've lost everything...

And carry on

And come home for dinner at night.

And don't say salary.

And every person who comes to the ranch is also a doctor.

And get a suit.

And getting a new emotional response from the person.

And I am aware of your creative efforts...

And I can feel a change in the wind right now

And I did. I really helped some of them.

And I knew you were really gone

And I thought...

And I will see my dream come alive at last

And I would never take the word of any student over his.

And I'll be there for you.

And I'll try my best

And I'm not about to blow it by wasting my time on your flighty theories of goodness.

And I've been through the rain

And if we bury you ass up, we have a place to park my bike.

And if you hit on the right topic...

And if you leave, I can't learn this way.

And if you think it's hot out there Whoa !

And into the glorious company of the saints... on high."

And l, I thought maybe I would get some, uh

And make you into something better.

And my name is Patch.

And my report will read "I.D.G.A.R.A."

And new eyes would see the dawn

And no one's gonna bend or break me

And no one's gonna bend or break me

And no one's gonna bend or break me

And no one's gonna bend or break me

And now we have absolutely zero supplies.

And our next award, in the tradition of the great poodle handlers...

And place one talus in front of another...

And professional distance.

And so will you.

And that might be a way of getting around.

And that you actually think that that's a new idea.

And the award for valor goes to Truman Schiff and his red welt.

And the storm ?

And theories.

And they're not gonna hold me down no more

And they're not gonna hold me down no more

And this house it's amazing. Is it yours ?

And turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away...

And vacate the school premises as soon as possible.

And were not gonna let him !

And what does that mean ? Isn't that good ?

And when your father died, how did that make you feel ?

And who did it to you ?

And you I bet you've heard that too ! Come here ! Ha ha !

And you do better than me ? Give me a break.

And you say I'm a prick ? You say I'm a prick ?

And you will steer clear of Dean Walcott.

And, God forbid, maybe even humor ?

And, like many brilliant people, you don't necessarily think the rules apply to you.

And, therefore, we find no merit in the decision...

And, uh, Dean Walcott...

And, uh, what's his name over in 305 has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse...

Another idiot.

Antisocial personality, I believe. Intriguing diagnosis.

Any other questions ?

Are just perfect for your purposes today.

Are only winds of change

Are you aware that it's unlawful to practice medicine without a medical license ?

Are you aware that running a medical clinic without the proper licensing...

Are you okay ?

Arthur Mendelson.

Arthur Mendelson. All this is his the land, the cottage.

As a way of dealing with some insecurity.

As an expression of welcome and friendship.

As in "that interesting cancer patient," and not by their name ?

As well as overall increasing the immune system response.

As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers...

At what point in history did a doctor become more...

Attracted to me.

Bag 'im, Bwana ! [ Continues Shouting ]

Ballroom seven, right upstairs on your left.

Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom !

Be careful. It's gonna jump.

Beany !

Beany, how does Hitler say hello ?

Beany, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you ?

Because he trusts you.

Because I killed her, Truman.

Because I'm bursting with ideas, and I need you to help me.

Because we all want to be the best damn packers there are !

Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same level as our patients...

Because when that day comes I want the prick...

Because you are now... doctors.

Because you make my effort a joke !

Bed six needs blood work.

Bee kisses. [ Buzzing Noise ]

Been through the darkness

Behave.

Benvenuto, Aggie !

Besides a crazy, bitter old man...

Between you and the rest of the world.

Blue days

Blue skies

Blue skies smilin' at me

Bluebirds

Bluebirds singin' a song

Bottom line is, your TV's broken here.

Brand Beaton Industries.

But also every person who comes to the ranch is in charge of taking care of someone else

But also to improve the quality of life.

But for the first time in my life, I forgot about my own problems.

But I can't make her eat.

But I could really use an example like that, and if you ever find one, let me know.

But I depend on him to keep me up to speed on what's going on around here...

But I prefer to learn, because the more I learn,

But I promise you one thing.

But I'll be fine

But I've also gained everything.

But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick...

But if you do, you have to help me.

But in a class of 163 students there are eight women eight.

But in another five years you'll be so full of yourself...

But in order to do that I have to sacrifice if I want to be better.

But in the most unlikely place.

But it ain't me.

But it wasn't like it was before.

But it's hard to believe it

But mostly your behavior.

But my grades are way above par.

But my time is finally near

But now the winds I feel

But sometimes you can alter the programmed response...

But that's not relevant. What's relevant is that he was a medical man.

But the reality is, you are not cut out to be a physician.

But what does this all prove, other than you're out of your mind ?

But you ask the average person, when death comes knocking at their door...

But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen.

But you lose a little of that after a while.

But you're not polite. You're rude.

But, uh, you just don't screw up, huh ?

By changing normal parameters...

By readin' too many meanings

Bye, Marjorie.

Bye.

Can brighten another person's day.

Can place both you and the public...

Can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up ?

Carin Fisher was murdered.

Carin will always remain within these walls.

Carin, what do you think ?

Carin's death cannot make helping people wrong.

Caring for them, listening to them, applying a cold cloth until a fever breaks

Ciao, Beany ! Arigato, Beany !

Clown salute !

Come on ! [ Imitating Echo ]

Come on in.

Come on now. Hey, yeah

Come on, buddy ! Whee haah !

Come on. Come on.

Come on. I need your feet, and I want your body.

Completely untouched.

Consider antibiotics, possibly amputation.

Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind.

Could best be solved if you yourself would practice a little...

Curtains, deceased, demised, departed and defunct.

Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring.

Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits.

Dean Anderson wants to see you in his office immediately.

Dean Anderson, I know what this is all about, and I assure you, sir

Dean Walcott seems thoroughly committed to your not ever becoming a doctor.

Dean Walcott thinks otherwise...

Death is not the enemy, gentlemen.

Defying direct orders from a dean.

Deviation of a tongue.

Did I mislead you in some way to think I'm a pushover, like he is ?

Did you consider the ramifications of your actions ?

Did you hear him ? "In a style according to their stature and position."

Do I see

Do I see

Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity ?

Do you have any idea what Walcott has on you ?

Do you know how many billions of dollars are wasted on malpractice insurance ?

Do you still want help with Mrs. Kennedy ?

Do you wanna tell me what it is you think you're doing ?

Doctors and patients will work side by side as peers.

Does a doctor explode ? No.

Don't ask.

Don't be afraid. It's gonna be worth it.

Don't believe everything you read.

Don't let the squirrels get me !

Don't let the squirrels get me ! Please !

Don't let them anesthetize you. Don't let them numb you out to the miracle of life.

Don't wait till you're on the ward to get your humanity back.

Don't you th [ Sighs ]

Don't you think I see through you ?

Don't you, sir ?

Dr. Doris Ackerman.

Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams.

Dr. Landaker to Administration, please.

Dr. Maslow, line 214.

Dr. Vukov, please dial line 1242.

Dumbo incoming !

Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow !

Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow ! Eat cow !

Eat lead, fur bag ! Blam ! Ha ha !

Eight.

Eight. Eight. Yes ! Yes !

Eight's a good answer. Yes.

Either way, I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn.

Either way, l

Even a suffering patient.

Even Dean Anderson signed this.

Eventually I would find the right path...

Every human being has an impact on another.

Every person who comes to the ranch is in need...

Everyone who comes to the ranch is a patient, yes.

Everything will be delineated in your letter of dismissal.

Everything.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Beany ? Which way is heaven ?

Faith of the heart

Faith of the heart

Faith of the heart

Filling out forms.

For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves ?

For I had lost the right path."

For the Fellowship of the American College of Gynecologists.

For your own sake, I th I think you should just lay low for a while.

Four ? [ Grumbles ]

Four. Four ? Four !

From being students in a class to being members of a class

From now on

From this school.

Fun's fun, kids, but my welt and I have a study date...

Gesundheit.

Get him in my office now.

Get out of here !

Get set ! Go !

Get this cleaned out, and get him down to the suture room.

Gettin' from there to here

Go your way

God, Patch, it's amazing.

God, you're being so self indulgent.

God. What happened to him ? Why is he here ?

God's way of saying, "Slow down."

Good lovin'

Good lovin'

Good lovin'

Good lovin'

Good morning, Doctor. Welcome to campus. Good to see you.

Good night.

Good night.

Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams.

Grab ahold, Aggie !

Grazie ! Hey ! Grazie !

Guess now's okay.

Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time.

Ha ! I can't believe I just blurted that out. [ Sighs ]

Ha ha ha ! Hey ! Let's get ready to party !

Hah ? Well, then, hello, hello.

Hand you a knife and say, "Doctor, cut me open."

Have improved the quality of life for the patients.

Have you a valid card ?

Have you been treating patients, Mr. Adams ?

Have you or have you not been treating patients at your ranch ?

Have you thought about what you'll do ?

He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble.

He at least listened.

He doesn't have to talk to me like that.

He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake up is 7:00 a.m.

He offers treatment, but he also offers counsel and hope.

He tells me you have a brilliant mind...

He told me that in the Korean War...

He trusts you the way a child trusts.

He trusts you to do no harm.

He was a nurse in the Civil War and wrote great poetry.

He was in the army. He wasn't home very much.

He's letting us borrow it till we can purchase it.

Head trauma, D 5.

Health insurance companies are why prices got so high in the first place.

Hell of a deal.

Hello ?

Hello, Ed. You feeling a little dizzy ?

Hello.

Hello. How you doin' ?

Hello. I'm Patch.

Here we have a juvenile onset diabetic...

Here we see that the vitreous body is composed of a transparent jelly...

Here, here. Hold on to me.

Here. Let me take your jacket.

Hey Whoa !

Hey ! What year are you ?

Hey, Aggie.

Hey, Beany ! Beany ! Where's the ceiling ?

Hey, Bill.

Hey, Patch ?

Hey, Rudy ! What's the word, my man ?

Hey, thank you, Judy and Cissy, for that lovely medicine.

Hey, this is a nice room.

Hey. I'm supposed to give you this.

Hi, Cameron. I'm Patch.

Hi, I'm John the Baptist. Any calls ?

Hi, Marjorie.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. How can we help you ?

Hi. I'm Patch.

Hi. Patch Adams.

Home.

How about a poodle ?

How about that ? Ah.

How do you do ?

How do you say hello to Hitler ?

How far away home can be.

How long does he have ?

How many ?

How many do you see ?

How many do you see ?

How many do you see ?

How many do you see ?

How many fingers ?

How many fingers do you see ?

How small you can feel.

How you doing, Doctor ?

How'd you get these ?

However...

However...

Huh ? Medicine. Chinese medicine.

Human beings are not worthy of trust.

Hunter Adams.

Hunter Adams.

Hunter, Dr. Prack was a colleague of mine at Bringham.

Hunter, please answer me !

Hunter, this is a medical institution you're dealing with.

Hunter, we'll have to discuss this at your scheduled time.

Hunter...

I actually had fun.

I also have a source that informs me that your antics...

I am a thorn that will not go away.

I am not here to date. I am not here to flirt. I'm here to study.

I asked my family doctor just what I had

I believe there's more to being a doctor than memorizing facts about the ventricular artery.

I can do anything

I can do anything

I can do anything

I can reach any star

I can reach any star

I can reach any star

I can reach any star

I can't allow you to leave. I believe you still have some issues to work out.

I can't get her to eat.

I can't say

I demand that you turn and address the board.

I don't believe this. Where is he ?

I don't care what you think. I care about my biology test.

I don't either. Let's find out.

I don't have any slings. I had to wrap his arm in his own belt.

I don't know.

I don't know. I was nine.

I don't like you !

I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old to be starting medical school ?

I don't really have time for this. Sorry.

I don't see where you'd have a problem.

I don't seem to fit.

I don't want to see you in this hospital again.

I envied them so much.

I fall asleep."

I find it hilarious that, as smart as you are...

I forgot my insurance card, so they sent me home.

I grew up with it.

I guarantee you I can outdo, out diagnose any attending and surgeon in this hospital.

I guess he dug too deep.

I hated men so much.

I have a crush on you.

I have a hospital and a medical school to run here.

I have a real knack. Impressive, hmm ?

I have another question.

I have it in me to be a great doctor...

I have to trust the people in my employ...

I have traditionally selected an outstanding student...

I heard something about you.

I helped him be able to pee.

I hope not, sir.

I invited her to join our study group.

I know everything that goes on inside of it.

I know it's not gonna be easy, but you said anything worth doing is difficult.

I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day...

I know you did it. Just tell me why.

I know, hon, but really, how good a mood would you be in ?

I live with several people. They come and go as they please.

I live with you. I know how much you study, or don't study.

I looked around me.

I love to read. What do you like to read ? Who's your favorite author ?

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved...

I love you because I know no other way than this.

I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride.

I love you.

I make doctors.

I mean, are we just are we good friends that occasionally kiss ?

I mean, that whole drill sergeant thing.

I moved seven times in the last year.

I must warn you my report will read "A.M.A."

I offer them whatever help I can.

I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars.

I paid $250 just to find out I had a sprained ankle.

I prefer to think I'm using you.

I really can't stay very long. I just wanted to see how you were doing.

I said, it's nothin'.

I say, now is the time for cow !

I start my pediatric clerkship next week. I don't know how I'm gonna... keep up.

I study all night, and I'm barely hanging on by my fingernails.

I talked to one man named Dale for three hours. He told me amazing things.

I taught her the medicine that killed her.

I think it's safe to go to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on.

I think somebody is running away from something.

I think Walcott has a point.

I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency.

I thought we'd have more contact with patients. Didn't you ?

I told you you are not to see the patients till the third year.

I use that term broadly, but is not a doctor someone who helps someone else ?

I visited her room every day for the last three weeks.

I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles.

I want the white coat. I want people to call me doctor more than anything.

I want to be a doctor ! This isn't a game to me !

I want to be a pediatrician.

I want to connect with people. A doctor interacts with people at their most vulnerable.

I want to finish school so I can become a doctor.

I want to help people.

I want to listen, really listen to people.

I want you to try it on and help me. Just try it on.

I wanted nothing to do with them.

I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others...

I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award.

I was feelin'

I was just wondering the patient's name.

I was watching you sleep.

I was, I was I It would help if I could talk to somebody.

I will still become the best damn doctor the world has ever seen.

I will touch the sky

I woke up

I woke up

I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars.

I wouldn't send my laundry out...

I'd like to leave.

I'll be your surgeon Oh, there you are.

I'll go mine

I'll see you around...

I'm going where my heart will take me

I'm going where my heart will take me

I'm going where my heart will take me

I'm going where my heart will take me

I'm gonna go back over there now.

I'm here to learn about medicine. Period.

I'm here today to talk to you briefly about narcolepsy.

I'm just visiting friends, sir.

I'm leaving.

I'm not doin' too well. Um

I'm not like you, Patch.

I'm really starting to love the back of your head.

I'm scared to death.

I'm screwed, aren't I ?

I'm sorry ?

I'm sorry ?

I'm studying medicine here.

I'm tryin' to light the dials here, but, uh...

I'm warning you. Stay out of this hospital.

I've also heard you have a real passion to be a doctor, Hunter.

I've always been fascinated by the development of the human mind.

I've always told you what ?

I've always wanted...

I've been through the fire

I've been trying to reach you.

I've dedicated every spare moment I have...

I've got faith

I've got faith to believe

I've got faith to believe

I've got faith to believe

I've got faith to believe

I've got strength of the soul

I've got strength of the soul

I've got strength of the soul

I've had to work really hard to get here, and I'm gonna have to work even harder to stay...

I've known a wind so cold

I've laughed with them. I've cried with them.

I've seen the darkest days

I've shared the lives of patients and staff members at the hospital.

I've studied relentlessly.

I've, uh, had several jobs.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus.

If I get off the bed, he'll get the others.

If there's, um, anything I can do

If this is practicing medicine, if this is treating a patient...

If we're gonna fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all

If what you say is true, looks like I'm defying the laws of possibility.

If you are admitting patients and treating them...

If you bend your medial collateral ligaments...

If you didn't see something here...

If you don't laugh, you'll never see it again.

If you don't like me, just say it.

If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution.

If you think that I will further tolerate your blatant disregard of the bylaws of this

If you walk away from that, if you let that all die

If you wanna make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it.

If you want to be a clown, go join the circus.

If you'd just follow me

If you'd just follow me.

In a great deal of danger ?

In a perfect system...

In all of God's creations, only human beings kill their own species.

In over a week.

In secret 'tween the shadow and the soul."

In the future, I think matters like this...

Increases secretion of catecholamines and endorphins...

Indifference.

Into the blessed rest of everlasting peace,

Is a home a clinic, sir ?

Is good lovin'

Is inexcusable.

Is it because your father and his father was a doctor, some sort of genetic thing ?

Is it just me, or do we have a lot of work to do ?

Is it me ?

Is my nose red ? Oh, it is. It's red.

Is that all ?

Is that what you want to hear ? Now can I leave ?

Is there any way I could have my own room ?

Is this all a big joke to you ?

Is this too much ? Have I gone too far ?

It all sounds very, very romantic.

It felt like he'd lost his soul.

It is human nature to lie...

It is important that they be received in a manner suitable to their status and position.

It is our mission here...

It isn't right that a woman has to spend the last moments of her dying child...

It was a really good session, I thought.

It was an incredible feeling, Carin.

It was an incredible high.

It was like there was this distinction, suddenly...

It was so much more convenient thinking of you as an idiot.

It'll be a totally free form building.

It'll be the first fun hospital in the world.

It'll have, like, slides and secret passageways and game rooms.

It's 105 acres of all natural forest.

It's a hospital.

It's against the Hippocratic oath, I think.

It's all there for a reason.

It's an honor to greet slash welcome...

It's beautiful.

It's been a long night

It's been a long road

It's been a long road

It's been a long time

It's been brought to our attention that perhaps we should be suspicious...

It's hard to describe what I felt like then.

It's hospital procedure.

It's just a little further. Just a little further.

It's just a question. I think it's the question.

It's just that, um, somebody, you know, could do for me...

It's my father's. He left it to me.

It's my hospital.

It's okay.

It's on the end of your bed, on the rail.

It's only love

It's the only time in my life I'm gonna outrank him.

Jesus Christ, Patch, I'm sorry. I know she was a friend.

Just above baby chicks and slugs.

Just by changing some of the conditions, altering the parameters.

Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain.

Just getting a few laughs, sir.

Just observe rounds and stay within hospital protocol.

Just think of them as your peers... and return these.

Just till I open mine.

Just try it on.

Just what you've done with this place, you know.

Karl Malden ?

Keep 'em closed.

Keeps me warm.

Kind of let them blur. Tell me the first thing you see.

Kindly remove that coat.

Kindly remove your things...

Larry ?

Larry ?

Larry's been in and out of the E.R. for a couple of years.

Last night with Rudy, I connected to another human being.

Lesbian. Ball buster. Airhead. Leech.

Let me show you.

Let that be the focus of your studies and not a quest for grades...

Let's check out the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out.

Let's move on.

Let's try this right now. There. Look at that there.

Lie down in your beds right now !

Life went on just like it did before.

Lights, please.

Like a bulldog on a pork chop !

Listen, you little do gooder prick.

Load.

Longer than you, if you go in that room.

Look at him now. He can't even count the windows.

Look at this. "Excessive happiness."

Look beyond the objects. Look through them.

Look, cut the crap, Hunter.

Look, I'm not sure if you've noticed this...

Look, Patch.

Look, thank you for taking me along tonight.

Look, um

Lookit here, Judy. Another future boss.

Looks like you didn't need that study group after all.

Ma'am, if you fill out the forms, you can see her in a moment.

Make mistakes.

Man dies.

Man suffers enormous amounts of pain.

Marjorie.

Maybe Beany knows a lot more than we give him credit for.

Maybe he does have a question. He's alive.

Maybe he has a question.

Maybe he knows why we're cramped ! [ Laughing ]

Maybe I was just being polite and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions...

Maybe You should have spent that day on compassion.

Maybe you're right.

Medical students, as a rule, have no contact with patients until the third year.

Men have been...

Might as well enjoy it.

Mitch Vroman. Georgetown University.

Mmm.

Mmm. Emerson Elementary.

More than you know, sir.

Mr. Adams.

Mr. Adams...

Mr. Davis. Pancreatic cancer.

Mr. Mendelson, I realize that under the terms of your commitment...

Mrs. O'Bannon needs blood work.

My appendix could have burst. They didn't care.

My baby ! My baby !

My boys are beautiful, hmm ?

My boys.

My entire life.

My entire life...

My name is Doctor... Phil.

My name is Officer Patty O'Furniture.

My uncle helped. He would visit.

Narcolepsy [ Snoring ]

Never focus on the problem. Look at me !

Never really worked for me.

Next Monday the hospital is hosting...

Nice to meet you, Truman.

No matter what they were before...

No matter what your decision today, sir...

No matter... what happened to them...

No one's ever done anything like that for me before.

No rational patient would put his trust in a human being...

No, l l prefer the cabana room.

No, look beyond the fingers.

No, they're not gonna change my mind

No, they're not gonna hold me back

No, this is not a good night. This is a great night !

No, we don't wanna be late.

No. That's too obvious.

No. Wait. Wait for it.

Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden Rule, I think that applies to everyone.

Not when you have...

Not yet, but it will be soon.

Nothin' but blue skies

Nothin' but blue skies

Nothin' but blue skies

Nothin' but bluebirds

Nothing seemed to fit.

Nothing's in my way

Now get out of here, 'cause you don't help shit !

Now give me that good, good lovin'

Now here today, this room is full of medical students.

Now I finally have my day

Now imagine that's a building with a nose.

Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating.

Now, along with your crass and disdainful behavior...

Now, I could be like you and go around laughing and have a good time, ha ha,

Now, I know everything there is to know about medicine.

Now, I've sat in your schools and heard people lecture on transference...

Now, uh, Dean Walcott is a [ Groans ] a pain in the ass...

Now, you ask me if I've been practicing medicine.

Nurse.

Of any authority figure that crosses your path...

Of course, if there were a news story covering this event...

Of some form of physical or mental help.

Of the heart

Of the level of your grades.

Oh ! [ Chuckles ]

Oh ! Oh ! I surrender ! I'll tell you what you want to know !

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, and, uh, the auditorium could use a good cleaning.

Oh, forget about that. I want to show you something that's extraordinary.

Oh, great. Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm ?

Oh, I can't leave until you beat me, is that it ?

Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter.

Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that.

Oh, look at

Oh, yeah, when you've been so mistreated

Oh, yeah. Now I'm on to Whitman.

Oh, you're another one of those bright young fellows...

Oh, you're killin' me here, Patch.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. "World is trouble. Man needs a little madness, or else "

Oh. If anybody has a problem with this, please, just walk away right now.

Oh. Yeah.

Ohh ! Four ! Ohh !

Ohh ! Oh.

Okay, let's look at the logic.

Okay, little people.

Okay. I surrender. You're number one.

On fire, wanting to save the world.

On the list of hostile predators, they're right above the bottom...