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Gran Torino (2008)

Gran Torino (2008)

Gran Torino is a powerful American drama film directed by Clint Eastwood, released in 2008. Eastwood also stars in the film, portraying an aging Korean War veteran named Walt Kowalski. With a thought-provoking story and stellar performances from the cast, the movie touches on themes of cultural clashes, redemption, and the power of friendship.

In Gran Torino, Walt Kowalski is a grumpy and racist curmudgeon, disillusioned by the changing neighborhood around him. When a gang of Hmong teenagers attempts to steal his prized possession, a 1972 Gran Torino, Walt takes matters into his own hands and becomes an unexpected hero.

The film showcases the remarkable acting skills of Clint Eastwood. His portrayal of Walt is raw and authentic, exhibiting the internal struggle of a man attempting to reconcile with his own prejudices. Eastwood demonstrates incredible range, seamlessly switching from gritty toughness to vulnerability as the story unfolds.

Bee Vang plays the role of Thao Vang Lor, a young Hmong boy who seeks Walt's guidance and eventually forms an unconventional friendship with him. The camaraderie that develops between Walt and Thao is both endearing and heartwarming, as they defy societal expectations and learn valuable lessons from one another.

Ahney Her delivers a poignant performance as Sue Lor, Thao's outspoken sister. Her character challenges both Walt and the audience's perceptions of the Hmong community and serves as a catalyst for change. Gerard Brown, Brian Haley, and John Carroll Lynch also excel in their supporting roles, adding depth and authenticity to the narrative.

Gran Torino not only captivates viewers with its compelling story and exceptional performances but also with its beautiful soundtrack. Jamie Cullum's rendition of the title track, "Gran Torino," perfectly complements the emotions experienced throughout the movie. Accompanied by a captivating piano melody, Cullum's smooth vocals evoke a sense of melancholy and reflection.

If you are intrigued by the powerful subject matter of Gran Torino (2008) and would like to immerse yourself further in its world, you can easily access and enjoy the movie's sounds. Playing and downloading these sounds is a simple and accessible process, allowing you to revisit the film's impactful moments and relive the powerful performances of the cast at any time.

In conclusion, Gran Torino is an exceptional film that delves into deep themes while showcasing the incredible talent of Clint Eastwood and the rest of the cast. The story challenges preconceived notions and highlights the potential for growth and redemption even in the most unexpected circumstances. So, whether you are a fan of poignant dramas or simply appreciate thought-provoking cinema, Gran Torino is a film that should not be missed.

A lot of people in this house are very traditional.
A lot of people showed up after the service.
A Polack and a chink.
About how you carry around all the horrible things you were forced to do...
About stronger men than me reaching their salvation.
About what you said.
After all, it is my birthday.
Ain't she sweet.
Ain't shit going on.
All finished. Ten dollars American.
All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.
All right, what's on your mind?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Go get the ladder out of the garage.
All right. Here's the deal. You stay away from Thao, understand?
All right. Let's get a booth.
All right. Let's go in.
All right. Okay.
All right. Tomorrow, come on.
All right. What are you good at?
All right. You take the top, and I'll push.
All the Americans have moved out of this neighborhood.
And a man can tell a lot by your handshake.
And come on back now.
And have some respect, zipperhead. We're in mourning here.
And I confess that I have no desire...
And I got something I wanna show you. Come on.
And I sleep like a baby. You can count on that.
And I think you ought to date Miss Yum Yum too.
And it ain't rocket science, for chrissake.
And it never ends. What happened to your knuckles anyways?
And some may ask, "What is death?
And Thao. And even Thao isn't bugging me.
And the goddamn prick at the shop wants to bend me over for 2 100.
And then I even fixed a door that hadn't even broken yet.
And what about life?
And what about that goofball guy you were with?
And what is life? What is this thing we call life?"
And what? Kill that cousin of yours and the rest of those zips?
And what's that, some sort of a witch doctor or something?
And when the Americans quit, the Communists started killing all the Hmong.
And you know why? Because you're a big, fat pussy.
And you?
And you'll need one of these. Here.
And you're right about one thing.
And, boy, did I learn.
And, I don't know, you're here all alone.
Any man worth his salt can do half of the household chores...
Any swamp rats in there?
Anything else you need, you just borrow it, that's all.
Anything new with the old neighborhood?
Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Are you going to retaliate for what happened to Sue?
Are you gone completely deaf or something?
Are you gonna give me a confession or not?
Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.
Aren't you supposed to cook me some Chinese food, huh?
Ashley, why don't you go help Grandpa Walt with the chairs?
At least they were smart enough to not come.
Back in the day, everybody used to wanna beat me up.
Be patient, once he's older, he will be the man of the house.
Because I'm going to state next year...
Because it was either he or you or someone who ****d one of their own family.
Because the Lord is the sweetness....
Because unlike you, I'm not useless, and I maintain my own property.
Because when I vouch for somebody, that means I've given my word.
Because you know what? I'll take it.
Because....
Been shredding us up pretty good.
Being ordered to kill.
Besides, we ain't in Humong.
Bite it, stupid.
Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased and their families.
Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.
Blame the Lutherans. They brought us over here.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.
Bring that little tight ass over here. Come here, girl. Don't be shy.
Busy, huh?
But now, nobody wanna fuck with me.
But she made me promise I'd keep an extra sharp eye on you.
But that's what you said. That what you said men say.
But the food does look good. Smells good too.
But what about that dimwit brother of yours?
But you, you know, you're letting Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan...
But you, you let her just walk right out with the Three Stooges.
But you're a good man, Wally.
But you're wrong about something else.
But, I don't know, we were thinking about the house.
Bye bye, sweetheart. Take it easy. Her name is Daisy.
Bye bye.
Call me a whore and a bitch in the same sentence.
Call me bro again, man, I'll bite your motherfucking face off.
Call me Walt.
Calm? You want me to be calm?
Can't even tone it down for Mom's funeral.
Can't I just come hang out with my little cousin?
Certainly better than beef jerky, I'll tell you.
Chill with us, man.
Christ all Friday.
Christ.
Come back here at 4. All right?
Come home, spirit and soul, come home.
Come on over and get something to eat. We've got beer too.
Come on, chill with us.
Come on, get in the car! Thao, what the fuck? Get in!
Come on, girl.
Come on, ladies.
Come on, man, let's go. We got the gun, man.
Come on, man. We gonna give you another shot, man.
Come on, man. We just bailed your ass out, dog!
Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz to take care of you, man.
Come on, you glutton.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. We're coz, right? We're family.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. You told me not to leave you alone.
Come with me.
Cool, I found a medal. Look at this.
Cool. Here. You'll need something like that.
Course, I have to make a little adjustment and man you up a little bit.
Cowards.
Crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
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Dad
Damn all this.
Damn barbarians.
Damn, Padre, you are persistent, aren't you?
Death is bittersweet.
Death is often a bittersweet occasion to us Catholics.
Did you hear me? I said, get off my lawn now.
Did you see the way he looked at the truck?
Didn't you hear what I just said? I saw you cough up blood.
Do you a little good.
Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog. Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.
Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir," and, "I'll do my best."
Don't blow this.
Don't get your hands dirty, man.
Don't give me any ideas, now.
Don't lay down, either. Just look them straight in the eye.
Don't worry. I'm gonna take real good care of her.
Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble, all by himself in the old neighborhood?
Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was her desire for you to go to confession.
Dorothy was in the other room with the other wives.
Dr. Feldman retired three years ago. I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.
Dude, man, take this shit off. Come on.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while...
Every time I look at somebody, they look at the ground.
Everybody blames the Lutherans.
Everything has a job to do.
Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy.
Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax.
Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.
Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
Father. Spirit.
Fine, everybody's great. Doing fine.
Fine. Good. How about Karen and the kids?
Fine. I'm fine.
First Cavalry. I've had it since '51 .
For that, they gave me a Silver Star. Here it is.
Forget it, man. Let's go, dude. Fuck his ass.
Fuck me.
Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?
Fuck you think you at?
Fuck, man, why y'all didn't fucking do nothing?
Fuck, man? Get in!
Fucking slopes, man, everywhere you look, man.
Funny.
Funny. I told you, we only eat cats.
Get in the truck.
Get me another beer, dragon lady. This one's empty.
Get off my lawn.
Get out of my shop before I blow your head off...
Get out of my way.
Get them the fuck out of here. Get them out of here.
Get up. Get off my lawn.
Get your ass out of here, okay?
Get your ass over there.
Give me that, man. Give me that.
Go ahead and close this up.
Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me or say racist things.
God loves you and forgives you, and I absolve you of all your sins.
God, I've got more in common with these gooks...
God, that gets so old.
Goddamn kids have more sense than we do.
Gonna fix the shoulder.
Good afternoon, Walt.
Good day, puss cake.
Good. Go in my garage and get it.
Got married, had a family.
Grabbed me a couple days ago, right after I got off work.
Grandpa says he wants to know...
Grandpa Walt, would you like some help with this?
Great to see you.
Great. Smooth sailing.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Hanging around a neighborhood like that's a fast way to get you in the obituaries.
Happy birthday.
Haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been?
He didn't even have a gun on him.
He does whatever his sister orders him to do.
He doesn't have any real role models in his life.
He expects his granddaughter to dress a little more modestly.
He just doesn't know which direction to go in.
He left without me. He went to Smokie's without me.
He put his finger at us.
He says that people do not respect you. They don't even wanna look at you.
He says the way you live, your food has no flavor.
He says you have no happiness in your life. It's like you're not at peace.
He was really hard on us, really traditional, and really old school.
He went for his lighter and they shot him.
He would like to read you. It'd be rude not to allow him this.
He'll do anything you need him for.
He's my friend.
He's sitting out there right now, staring at your front door.
He's the Lor family shaman.
He's the one who tried to steal my car.
Hell, yeah. 1972 Gran Torino, fastback.
Hello.
Help your little bro do this gardening.
Help yourself, there, Walt. You dumb Polack.
Here it is.
Here we are. You can use one of these.
Here you go. How about that, Daisy?
Here?
Here. I want you to have it.
Here's the deal. I take the top because that's the heaviest.
Here's the pitch. And a strike.
Hey, chinito, hey, if you was in the pen...
Hey, Dad.
Hey, did you hear him? Step back.
Hey, dog, check this out.
Hey, Father J.
Hey, girl. Come on.
Hey, it's my last day. So, what else do you have for me to do?
Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon. How the hell are you?
Hey, Mrs. V. Here, let me help you with those.
Hey, so how old is you anyways?
Hey, Thao.
Hey, Walt.
Hey, what are all you fish heads looking at anyway?
Hey, what's up?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Get off me.
Hey. Shh.
Hey. You wanna roll with us, man? Come on.
Hi there, Walt.
Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell.
Hi, Mitch, it's It's me, your dad.
Hill people. We were hill people. Not jungle people. Booga booga booga.
Hmong girls over here fit in better.
Hmong people believe that the soul resides on the head, so don't do that.
Hmong people come from different parts of Laos, Thailand, and China.
Holy Spirit.
Honey, come here. Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.
Horrible things, but things I'll live with.
How about that?
How about that?
How could he ever become the man of the house?
How do you want your dog? I mean, steak?
How long do I have you for?
How long has it been since your last confession?
How many men did you kill in Korea?
How many swamp rats can you get in one room?
How much longer do we have to stay?
How much?
How you doing, Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
Huh?
Huh?
I did everything I could possibly do, but they broke some of your tools.
I didn't pay the taxes. It's the same as stealing.
I do work with some of the Hmong gangs...
I don't even want him on my property. I thought we went over all that.
I don't know about that. I think
I don't know them. I didn't know how.
I don't know.
I don't know...
I don't suppose your Guinea hands are steady enough to do a straight shave?
I feel that this would be the best way to go about...
I got nothing to say to you, shrimp dick midget like you.
I gotta know what you can do.
I haven't seen you in church.
I just I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off of my lawn, that's all.
I knew really nothing about life or death until I got to know Walt.
I knew this was gonna happen.
I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you...
I know a lot. I lived for almost three years in Korea with it.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
I know people in the trades.
I know you don't wanna hear this, but now's the time to stay calm.
I know you're close with these people, but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski.
I know, but I've always wondered about it. That's unless you're too busy.
I know, but this'll save me money putting an ad in the paper.
I know. I know. Take it easy.
I like your sandals too.
I may not be the most pleasant person to be around...
I mean, there's just so much shit packed in here.
I never knew you had a cool old car.
I offer clothing to protect this child's flesh.
I offer food to nurture this child's body.
I promised your wife I'd get you to go to confession.
I promised your wife.
I pull on that, and you stand right back here...
I put the steering column in this Gran Torino...
I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe, and the sons of bitches fucked me hard.
I said, don't worry about it. Okay? It's not your problem.
I said, step back.
I see that Walt drove you here. You got a vehicle?
I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago.
I slipped in the shower. No big problem.
I talked with her. Yeah.
I think we should go into the other room. Sorry.
I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart.
I told her I watch over my flock.
I told you I'm not going to confession.
I took Sue to the hospital.
I want my daughter to find another husband.
I was always hoping you'd die...
I was the only one that came back that day.
I wish I could help, Dad, but I gotta get the kids home.
I wish our father would've been more like you.
I work in the Ford factory for 50 years, and he's out selling Japanese cars.
I worked at it. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess.
I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.
I'd look down too, if I was you.
I'd love one.
I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it.
I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder with you and kill those guys.
I'll be back. Now, don't let anything go away.
I'll call you, see how you're doing.
I'll go down in the basement and get some chairs.
I'll have a Pabst and a shot of Jack and whatever he's having.
I'll take that as a yes. If I have to come back here...
I'm begging you to stay.
I'm coming home from work.
I'm feeling good. You know, I got beautiful women, great food.
I'm going over to that house today, Mr. Kowalski.
I'm here because you needed help. So it's either top or I'm out of here.
I'm just so brokenhearted.
I'm not a friend of yours, so why do you insist on calling me Walt?
I'm not a good man.
I'm not the one who tried to steal. Don't you forget that.
I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt.
I'm simply reading it the way it was written.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, if we're not here, there will be bloodshed.
I'm tired of having it sit around down in the basement there.
I'm tired of looking at it the last three years.
I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
I've been thinking about our conversation on life and death.
If he doesn't wanna do it, then let's just go.
If I was Thao, I guess I'd want vengeance.
If she married again there would be a man in the house.
If they don't listen, tell them you don't wanna see them anymore.
If you can refrain from doing any of that, it's yours."
If you don't let me take the top, I ain't helping.
If you need any extra tools, you just let me know.
If you're gonna work for me, I gotta know what you're good at.
In fact, speaking of busy, I got a lot on my plate right now...
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
In the war, we just lost a lot of friends, but you're kind of set for it.
Instead you just keep hanging around like the doo wop dago you are.
Is everybody all right?
Is it the end?
Is it your ancient Cub Scout emblem?
Is that a date or something?
Is that so?
Is this that chicken dumpling thing you brought the other ?
Is you ? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man? I can't tell.
It is. And every other day until you see the folly in what you're planning.
It just happened.
It just looks like hell.
It must be a hundred degrees in here. Why don't you turn on the fan?
It runs like a clock, though. They just don't make them like this anymore.
It seems it would do you good to unload some of that burden.
It was a little wobbly, but that should fix it.
It's "Take your crude come on to every woman who walks past...
It's a cultural thing. It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.
It's a great honor.
It's a phone.
It's a Vietnam thing. We fought on your side.
It's all good, bro.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. Where's grandma?
It's always rice burner this, Jap burner that, you know?
It's been 10 bucks for the last five years, you hard nosed, Polack son of a bitch.
It's gonna take about one hour.
It's inevitable.
It's just, I can't afford to buy all this stuff.
It's nice of you to look after him like this.
It's not that they're laughing at you or anything.
It's not Toad, it's Thao. My name is Thao.
It's okay, I can move down.
It's the first time I've ever smoked in the house.
It's very important that you accept, and it would be an insult if you refuse.
It's your number one son, Mitch.
Jeez. That's another thing, Dad. You really should get rid of the coffin nails.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, these Hmong broads are like badgers.
Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
Jesus.
Jesus. I should've blown his head off when I had the chance.
Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave if he could see his lawn now.
Just a gang, a bunch of Hmong gangbangers.
Just don't let it slip out of your little girl hands and crush me.
Just got word from my sergeant. We're pulling the plug.
Just hanging out.
Just talk about people who are not in the room.
Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard your whole life.
Keep the change. That's just in case you hit my jugular.
Keep your ass right here.
Kids, want the radio on? Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.
Kill you to buy American? Jesus.
Killing to save yourself, killing to save others.
Kor Khue's interested in you. He heard what you did.
Koski?
Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?
Let me tell you something, boy.
Let yourself in. Your brother's in the basement. I gotta go.
Life and death.
Life and death. What the hell do you know about life and death?
Like a real man.
Like what?
Like what? Take a limo?
Listen, old man, you don't wanna fuck with me.
Live a good life and grow old.
Look at him washing dishes.
Look at me when I talk to you, homes!
Look at the way the old man glared at Ashley.
Look, a brother to Spider is a brother to me. Come on.
Look, dog, I been there, done it, and I seen it, man.
Look, I appreciate the kindness you've shown to my wife.
Look, I need you to watch my dog.
Look, I'm just kidding, zip. I mean, you could get a job.
Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.
Look, I'm stuck here...
Look, my family is very traditional...
Look, now, Yum Yum, if he doesn't ask you out...
Look, she's going, man. Come on.
Look, you've come a long way. I'm proud to say that you're my friend...
Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.
Look...
Man, fuck it. Hey.
Man, let's go down there and see what the fuck they doing over there.
Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk. Check this out.
Man, take this bitch.
Man, where'd you get all this stuff?
Man, you fucking crazy, man. Get out of here, man.
Maybe it's time you started thinking about, you know, taking it easier.
Maybe so, Father.
Maybe so.
Me. I've got a light.
Men at war who were ordered to do appalling things...
Mingle? We're mingling right here.
Mm.
Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon, it's not morning.
Mouthy little bitch.
Mr. Kowalski, that's my name.
Mr. Kowalski?
Mr. Kowalski? Good morning. I looked over your paperwork...
Mr. Tough Guy out for blood all of a sudden?
MRS. V. That was too heavy for the bag.
My friends and I were just wondering what you're doing here.
My Gran Torino?
My head gasket cracked.
My mom said he dishonored the family and now he has to work off his debt.
My name?
My oldest son is in sales.
Nice.
No more, please. I
No more. What ?
No one can say we didn't try.
No one's talking.
No problem. Thank you.
No way.
No, Dad, I'm just calling to see how you're doing. Just....
No, he flies solo, man. You wanna do something?
No, he isn't. He's not gonna work for me.
No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.
No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay.
No, I'm fine right here.
No, I'm kidding, you moron. Come on, you can be my special guest.
No, no, I've got the top.
No, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no. Come on, no more. No more.
No, Walt. I'll be okay.
No, you can't take the bus.
No.
No.
No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.
No. I really do. Thank you.
No. No more.
No. No, not at all.
No. Wait! Walt! Walt!
No. You probably just painted your nails.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it, and you don't want that on your soul.
Not at the moment. Taking the bus for now.
Not if I see you first, dipshit.
Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Not that you guys would know much about that.
Nothing, huh? I just saw you coughed up blood.
Nothing, never mind.
Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot, you know? Get some CDs.
Nothing. What?
Now close it up.
Now go home and you stay calm.
Now go on out and come back in, and talk to him like a man.
Now it's time to knock the shit out of those pricks.
Now that you've done your good deed, why don't you take off down the road?
Now that you've spoken your piece...
Now you're just gonna learn how guys talk.
Now, get in the truck.
Now, go ahead and pull those pistols like miniature cowboys.
Now, I got blood on my hands. I'm soiled.
Now, I just want to be left alone. Thank you.
Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this, and plan it very carefully.
Now, okay, I want you to turn around and go outside...
Now, this is what I'm looking for. Here, tool belt.
Now, what the fuck y'all come down here for?
Now, which brings us to our last item, and again...
Now, why would you do that?
Now, you know I'm the right man for this job.
Number one, never touch a Hmong person on their head, not even a child.
Of course. Right to the stereotype thesaurus.
Officer Chang! Get those people back.
Oh, all right.
Oh, forever.
Oh, God.
Oh, good, more fucking rice ******s.
Oh, great.
Oh, great. Another asshole who has a fetish for Asian girls?
Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door. I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.
Oh, I am at peace.
Oh, I had a piece of cake and a little beef jerky.
Oh, I've got one.
Oh, lastly...
Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?
Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.
Oh, please.
Oh, really? And what's that?
Oh, right. Afternoon, then.
Oh, shit. What's your name, girl?
Oh, spirit of this child...
Oh, thank you. I just I got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Saving face.
Oh, you are old. So cool.
Oh, you fuck.
Okay, come on in on Monday, and we'll find something for you to do.
Okay, so, what's that?
Okay, this is the kid I was telling you about.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? Just turn around and go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. 25 bucks and it's yours.
Okay. Cool.
Okay. Hey.
Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Thanks for calling.
One thing about the Hmong, they keep their mouths shut.
One, two....
Only for guy talk.
Or is it the beginning?
Perfect.
Please, it's important.
Put a chain on that whore and yank that motherfucker.
Really, I'll take the top. It looks heavy.
Really?
Really? No kidding. Dinner and a movie or what?
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you.
Right out of the rookie preacher's handbook.
Right. Mr. Kowalski.
Right. Or my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours...
Sales, huh?
Say 10 "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers."
Says who? You?
Second chances come your way.
See, he called you bro, Duke.
Sell it, I guess.
She asked that I watch over you when she passed on.
She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why.
She said she couldn't remember the last time you went.
She was a real peach.
She was very insistent. She made me.
She's been looking at you all day, stupid.
She's scared. They're all scared.
Shit, man.
Shit.
Shut up, pussy.
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Shut your fucking face.
Since everything could go downhill after that.
Sit down.
Smashing's my job, man.
So here's where my flock congregates when they're not in church.
So I want you to go home and stay calm...
So it's true. You got a job.
So we came over here.
So where are you guys from?
So which one's mine?
So why don't you call me this weekend?
So you can reach stuff. You know, it makes things a lot easier.
So, what are you gonna do with it?
So, what are you gonna do, Mr. Kowalski?
So, what do I have to do?
So, what do we got here, Walt?
So, what do you do?
So, what do you have for me today? You want me to watch paint dry?
So, what do you want to do with your life, kid?
So, what do you want?
So, what's that emblem supposed to mean anyway?
So...
So...
Some Hmong people tend to smile or grin when they're yelled at.
Someone could have been killed. We're talking life and death here.
Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed, and those sons of bitches really nailed me.
Son of a bitch, I never thought he'd show.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch. Kicking us out on his birthday.
Sorry, Father, we have to go.
Sorry. Mr. Kowalski.
Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation.
Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Spider told me that our boy next door got a bad ass whip.
Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong?
Spider.
Stand aside.
Stay right there. Stay right there.
Stop. Let go.
Straight shave? You've never asked for a straight shave.
Stronger men than you.
Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.
Sue. Over here. Over here.
Sure.
Sweet to those of us who know the salvation that awaits.
Take care, now.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take the day off. You've done enough.
Take these three items, right here. You can have this.
Thank you very much, but I have to go now. I have to go now.
Thank you, Padre.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming, Al.
Thanks for the ride.
Thanks.
Thanks. Yeah.
Thao is here to make amends. He's here to work for you.
Thao wants to say something.
Thao, especially.
Thao, this is Tim Kennedy. He's the super on this job.
Thao!
Thao.
Thao's got not one second for you.
That old hag hates my ass.
That should be the last of them.
That's a tack hammer. You can't fool me, kid.
That's foolish. That's the exact reaction they're waiting for.
That's it?
That's it? It's bothered me most of my life.
That's it. Got it?
That's me.
That's not good. You should really see a doctor.
That's the way it might be tonight.
That's what I do. And I'm going it alone.
That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic.
That's why I'm going it alone tonight.
That's why they look away when you look at them.
That's why you have to turn to the Lord.
The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
The bus. Jesus Christ, you don't have a car?
The child is blessed with a mother and father.
The doctor will see you now. Thank you.
The downstairs one kind of died.
The girls go to college, and the boys go to jail.
The hell we won't. We're gonna roll up in there and tear some ass.
The hell with him. You know what we should've done?
The keys to my house are under the ceramic turtle on the porch.
The man worked at Ford all those years.
The only reason I went was because of her.
The only thing worse is getting a medal...
The place is falling apart.
The point is that there's nothing anyone can do that won't disappoint the old man.
The police finally left.
The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do.
There. You finally look like a human being again.
There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.
There's always a chance you don't come back.
There's nothing wrong with making things less hard on yourself.
There's snow on the ground six months out of the year.
There's some in the chest right over there behind you.
These guys will be locked up for a long time.
These places are nothing like what you'd think they'd be.
They fucking with you? Man, fuck you, homeboy!
They have wonderful stores. You can buy new shoes.
They really are. Yeah.
They take care of everything. They'll clean up. They're really nice.
They think you are. That's why they keep bringing you gifts.
They were gonna take me away.
They were kind of pissed that I blew my first initiation.
They're all to use if necessary.
They're really nice. They really are. These are top notch, like, resorts.
Things done during war are terrible.
This crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
This fucker. He had that cannon in your fucking face.
This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell, and I'm bored.
This is from me.
This is gonna end today.
This is my mom, Vu, I'm Sue, and that's my brother, Thao.
This kid doesn't have a chance.
This little Oriental yummy.
This stuff is really good.
This time we have witnesses.
Those are shears there, and that's a saw.
Those punk ass Mexicans messing with you?
Throw it over the fence, man, fuck it.
Toad washing the car that he tried to steal from you.
Toad, you got a minute?
Toad.
Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my tool belt. You can pick up tools as you go.
Tried to What the hell am I doing here?
Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad.
Trying to get yourself killed?
Twenty five? But you just said 60.
Uh huh. And you spend time with him...
Uh.
Until they go away, you know, forever.
Vise grips.
Wait.
Walt definitely had no problem calling it like he saw it...
Walt Kowalski once said to me that I didn't know anything about life or death...
Walt! Walt! Walt!
Walt. Walt. What are you doing?
Walt. You take me with you right now. Let me out!
Want a beer?
Want to be Super Spade or something? These guys don't want to be your bro...
Wasp nest?
Watch your head.
WD 40, vise grips and some duct tape.
We brought you some shallots to plant.
We can't afford to anchor a unit to one location.
We can't make any mistakes.
We gonna shorten the sleeves a little bit.
We gotta get you something more stylish than that.
We have good news for you, man.
We have specific orders. You came with us, you're leaving with us.
We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? Yeah.
We shot men...
We should've stayed home with Josh and Ashley.
We stay calm or else mistakes get made. We have to step back from this thing.
We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea...
We'll get this cracker next time.
We'll let the mick stay here and play with himself.
We're having a barbecue. You wanna come over?
We're not in Korea, Mr. Kowalski.
We've been here for hours.
Well, halle fucking lujah.
Well, he knows construction, and he's a smart kid.
Well, I confess that I never really cared for church very much.
Well, I could use a roofing hammer.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Padre.
Well, I guess even a bonehead like you could understand...
Well, I just fixed that dryer there, I fixed my wife's friend's sink...
Well, I made a 900 dollar profit selling a boat and a motor.
Well, I might as well drink with strangers rather than drink alone.
Well, I suppose they heard there's gonna be a lot of ham.
Well, I survived the war.
Well, I think you're an over educated 27 year old virgin...
Well, I was thinking about maybe sales.
Well, I'm not any role model.
Well, in 1 968, I kissed Betty Jablonski...
Well, it may come as a surprise to a thief...
Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is.
Well, maybe some of her friends called and they changed plans.
Well, no Pabst, but plenty of beer.
Well, of course. It's Hmong food.
Well, okay, put them over there.
Well, sounds dumb, but fine.
Well, thank you, Karen.
Well, that's a good question. What am I doing here?
Well, that's kind of halfway what I expected you to say.
Well, that's terrible.
Well, that's what I'm asking.
Well, we thought that it would make things easier.
Well, well, well. Look who's over there.
Well, what kind of job could I ever get?
Well, why don't you have him move in with you?
Well, why don't you put that one down?
Well, you shouldn't be hanging out with him.
Well, you'd think the cold would keep all the idiots out.
Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey. I'm sure Dad appreciates that.
Well...
Well....
Well....
What a load of shit.
What about Thao? The man of the house is right there.
What about that super cool retro couch you have in the den?
What about them?
What are we doing?
What are we gonna do with him?
What are you doing, little man?
What are you doing?
What are you gonna do, Walt?
What are you guys doing here?
What are you reading, Jackass and the Rice Stalk?
What are you saying?
What are you up to?
What are you, half Jew or something? You keep raising the prices.
What are your sins, my son?
What brings you in here, Father? The meat raffle?
What do you expect? Dad's still living in the '50s.
What do you know, Mr. Kowalski?
What do you mean, don't worry about it? Look at your face.
What do you wanna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag?
What happened to Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor?
What is all this "bro" shit, anyway?
What the fuck you doing in my neighborhood, boy?
What the fuck you gonna do, old man?
What the fuck you looking at, old man?
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
What the hell did Chinks have to move into this neighborhood for?
What the hell is it with kids nowadays?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What was your initiation supposed to be?
What were you thinking?
What would I do?
What would you do?
What you gonna do...
What you looking at, man?
What, you can't say hi? Why you acting all stuck up and shit?
What?
What? I can't just come and talk to my little cousin?
What? No. Nothing. I mean, what would I want?
What? You gonna hit me now? That would pretty much complete the picture.
What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy out of his money?
What's going on?
What's she saying? She said welcome to her home.
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that, Mr. Kowalski?
What's the matter with you, for chrissake?
What's up, homeboy? What you doing?
What's up, Thao?
What's up, you old Italian prick?
Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
Whatever.
When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly.
When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line...
When you get finished with that roof there, you can take that gutter and nail it back up.
When?
Where does your cousin live?
Where is Sue? Where is Sue?
Where the hell is Humong, I mean Hmong, anyway?
Where's Korea?
Who bought this shit for you? Your dad?
Who?
Whoa.
Whoa. I've never seen you like this before.
Why can't you just leave me alone?
Why didn't you call the police?
Why didn't you stay there?
Why does a jungle people want to be in the great frozen tundra?
Why does that old white man stay here?
Why don't we go and get some of that good gook food?
Why don't you get your ass up out of here before I kick your old, wrinkly, white ass?
Why don't you strut away, you dumb rooster?
Why haven't you gone?
Why is this being put back on me?
Why?
Why? Because we all knew the dangers that night, but we went anyway.
Why? Do you have a problem with me, Mr. Kowalski?
Why? You looking for a freezer?
With your chairs?
Wow.
Wow. Grandpa, when did you get the vintage car?
Yeah, and a lot of Hmong people consider looking someone in the eye to be very rude.
Yeah, and there are these great places now, you know, these communities...
Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.
Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car or a girlfriend.
Yeah, course you'll take it, because you have no teeth, you have no balls, kid.
Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out. We've brought some brochures.
Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil.
Yeah, I assumed that, but what were they doing here?
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. What's up?
Yeah, I love you too.
Yeah, I'm.... Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
Yeah, kid, why don't you start with "Hi" or "Hello"?
Yeah, motherfucker.
Yeah, my little cousin being a little man.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, she's old too.
Yeah, some scared little gook just like you.
Yeah, that's right, keep walking! Keep walking!
Yeah, well, I think we can handle that after lunch.
Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl who was there.
Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant.
Yeah, yeah. You go ahead, watch out for your boyfriend.
Yeah, you can count. All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right?
Yeah, you don't know the half of it. All right, come on, zipperhead.
Yeah, you said it, brother.
Yeah, you too.
Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl. A very charming girl.
Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. God, you people are nuts.
Yeah. He misses one spot, he's doing it all over again too.
Yeah. I blow a hole in your face, and then I go in the house.
Yeah. I know, I know. Give me a break, will you?
Yeah. Just keep your hands off my dog.
Yeah. Kind of. His name is Trey.
Yeah. Maybe so.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. Okay. Can I come back for seconds?
Yeah. Shut up.
Yeah. So you wanna be in sales. You thinking about going to school maybe?
Yeah. That's probably why I see you in the garden over there all the time.
Yeah. They're taking the bus.
Yeah. Well, every tool in here has a purpose.
Yeah. Well, how did you end up in my neighborhood, then?
Yeah. Well, I don't know how you ended up in the Midwest.
Yeah. Well, I'll buy you a fruitcake for Christmas.
Yeah. Well, I'm surprised you're still around.
Yeah. Well, it's been here since before you were born.
Yeah. Well, you are a pussy, you know, you wanna hang out with guys like that.
Yeah. Well.
Yeah. Whatever.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You get up and preach about life and death...
Yeah. You're right. Nobody would ever hire you.
Yes, fine.
Yes, go on.
Yes. I'll do my best.
Yo, man, it's still in mint condition.
Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man.
Yo, now, that's a nice car.
Yo, what's up? What are you guys doing out here, man?
Yo! Hey!
You better get your ass on, honky, while I still let you.
You came here with your guns loaded this time.
You can pay me back on your first paycheck.
You can't just leave me alone? What?
You can't just sit there and spread mulch in my garden the rest of your life.
You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd come in. I was having such a pleasant day.
You could bitch about your boss making you work overtime when it's bowling night.
You could talk about a construction job you just came from...
You don't do that. What happens if you meet some stranger and get the wrong one?
You don't just come in and insult the man in his shop.
You don't wanna know.
You ever fired a weapon before?
You fuck! You rotten fuck!
You fucking don't listen, do you?
You got that right.
You guys are stupid. I'm going inside.
You have to step back now, okay?
You here to bring me this little present? Monk? She bringing it to us?
You just go over there and count the birds.
You just listen to the way Martin and I batter it back and forth.
You know it's a trowel, come on.
You know nothing about it.
You know something, kid? You're all right.
You know what he expects, Mr. Kowalski.
You know what I'm saying.
You know, get a little carbon off the valves.
You know, I prayed that they would show up...
You know, Thao and Sue are never gonna find peace in this world...
You know, that deal with the boat motor, the broken birdbath. It's always something.
You know, that's why we stopped doing Thanksgivings.
You know, the Hmong consider gardening to be women's work.
You know, what with Mom gone, it's gotta be a lot to maintain around here.
You know, you mentioned about looking at people.
You know, you should quit. That's bad for you.
You let me out right now. Let me out.
You like him, don't you?
You made a mistake in your past life, like a mistake that you did...
You mean Hmong? We're Hmong, not "Humong."
You mean Youa.
You need somebody to protect you. That's what your big coz is for.
You need to keep your bitch on a leash.
You old Italian son of a bitch prick barber.
You owe me one, Walt.
You scared, huh?
You see that tree right there?
You see, kid? Now, that's how guys talk to one another.
You see? Now go out, come back and talk to him.
You should be hanging out with your own people, with other Humongs.
You should quit.
You shouldn't wait so long between haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
You shut the fuck up.
You step on this property again, you're done.
You swamp rats, on the other hand, you just can't help but....
You tell your friends to stay away from Thao.
You wanna know what it's like to kill a man?
You want me to count the birds?
You were bleeding.
You wouldn't happen to still know that guy that has the Lions season tickets?
You're all right. You're okay. You've got a cut.
You're fine.
You're funny.
You're geared to it.
You're kind of fond of promising things you can't deliver on. Right, Father?
You're right. Those are things I know nothing about...
You're so enlightened, you know that? No, Hmong isn't a place. It's a people.
You're worried about your life.
Youa, don't listen to him, Youa. He's a white devil.
Youa, okay.
Youa, wait up.
Your lucky numbers are 84, 23...
Your own blood, for chrissake.
Your wife and I became quite close these last few months.
Your wife's already gone through all your mother's jewelry.
Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater.
1 952, we were sent up to take out a chink machine gun nest.
1 972.
60 bucks. They....
Come on, roll with us. Come on. That's woman's work, man.
Fuck you. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Fuck, man, get in the car, man. Thao!
Hey, Spider, who that? What's up?
I can't afford any of this. I'll cover it.
Is that Dad? No. That's Grandpa Walt.
It's all good, huh? Shut the fuck up.
Keep your hands off my stuff. Give me the fucking hat.
Let me go. Let me go. Hey, you little bitch.
Nothing. Minding our own business.
Oooh. Boy. Oh, yeah.
Slopes everywhere we go, man. Go back to your rice paddy.
Thao! Come on, man. Get in the car, man.
They're amazing. They really are. You'd have a good time.
This is so good. Did you have a chance to call Martha?
Walt, can you get it started? Yeah, it'll be fine.
What up, man? What you got, punk?
What you doing, man? Get in the car, man, come on.
Yeah. Yeah, I suppose.
...checking out the issues that you've had Excuse me.
...punk ass old man? Bitch.
...you goddamn dick smoking gook! Jesus Christ. Oh, shit.
All set to go through with it, right? Yeah, yeah.
All these questions can frustrate you. Ashley, stop it.
And I don't want you making me look bad. No, I'm good. Totally into this.
And what needs to be done will be done. I say we go now. Right now.
Anything else? Yeah.
Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
As they say, when in Humong. Ha, ha. Hey, what am I doing wrong?
Because you saved Thao. I didn't save anybody.
Been busy. Yeah.
Busy day. Gotta go. Go in peace.
But you better watch your back. Fuck it, man, he's crazy.
Bye, dear. So long, Walt.
Come on, let's go. Come.
Come on, let's wheel it over to your place. All right. Okay.
Come on, man, let's go. We're coz, right?
Come on, Walt. Come on. Get your ass out of here.
Come unlock this. What's going on?
Does he do well? Oh, yeah. License to steal.
Don't go calling me Wally. No, I'm serious.
Don't go, Thao. Mind your own business, girl.
Dude. Come on, ride with us. Come on.
Even at Mom's funeral, he can't let it go. He didn't say anything.
Fuck me. What's with that?
Fuck out of here, man. Fuck out of here, man.
Fuck that pussy. Pussy.
Fuck, yeah, that's my little cousin. He tight with anybody?
Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you. Shut the fuck up.
Gave him the wrong change? Who's the Nip?
Get in, Thao. Come on, let's go. Get in.
Get with us, man. Get in the car.
Go ahead, Karen, give it to him. Here you go.
Go ahead. So where's Thao at?
Go on, get in the truck now. Shit. Way to go, old man.
Good. How about work? Busy.
Got a light? What the fuck?
Having a good time, I see. Yeah.
He a little slow or something? Thao is actually really smart.
He called you bro, man. It's all good, bro.
He didn't need to. What do you expect?
He doesn't wanna talk to you. Well, I'm here, right?
He won't let anybody help him. Well, we tried. Can we just drop it?
He'll start tomorrow morning. Not tomorrow, not any time.
He's been staring at me the whole evening. That's Kor Khue.
He's gonna blow your gook head right off. What should I have said, then?
Hello, Father. Hi, Walt.
Hello? Hey. Morning, Dad.
Hello? It's Walt.
Here you go. Thanks.
Here. Put those in your back pocket. Cool.
Hey there. Hey. I gotta run.
Hey. Watch your language, lady. And you're a good man.
Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up? Yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
How many bullets you got? We'll catch you on the rebound, homey.
How many? How many what?
How you holding up, Walt? Mr. Kowalski.
How's everything going? I'm fine. Fine. Doing fine.
I didn't think your ass would've came. Shut up, gook.
I don't think so. Why not?
I don't wanna sit. I said, sit down.
I don't want you to do anything. All right.
I live Get the shit out of your mouth.
I mean, they screwed me right in the ass. Don't swear at the guy.
I really appreciate all this. Forget it.
I suppose that's my goddamn fault. Just give it a rest, just drive, okay?
I told you this was a bad idea. I know. You were right.
I told you we're finished here. Oh, yeah.
I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski. Not in this lifetime, sonny.
I'll have a Diet Coke. Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink.
I'll replace them. Don't worry about the tools.
I'm doing bills here. You talk to him. He's your father.
I'm not far from here. I'm from Texas.
I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen? Not me, that's for sure.
I'm staying. No, you aren't.
Is that so? It is.
Is there something wrong with Spider? What are you doing here?
It's Grandpa Walt. Pick it up.
It's like staying in a hotel practically. They're beautiful.
It's Thao. What?
Jesus. For the love of Pete. What?
Just checking up on my little cousin. Yeah, man.
Just isn't fair. Nothing's fair, Father.
Just like that. Then let me take the top.
Just under 3200. Goddamn thieves. It ain't right.
Kids are getting restless. Yeah, fine. Just go.
Kind of ironic, huh? What?
Kind of jumpy, aren't we? Shut the fuck up.
Kind of, but school costs money. Well, maybe you should get a job.
Let's talk about something else. What?
Man me up? Yeah.
Man, kick that ****a's ass. Man, you fucking
Maybe even count the clouds that pass by? Don't get flip with me, boy.
Me? Yes, you. Go. Go help him.
Mentally, I'm way too old for you. What?
Mm hm. Let alone clean.
Mm hm. You look very good.
My uncle's car is old and We don't have any cables.
Name's Walt. Hi, Walt. I'm Youa.
No worries. We only eat cats. Really?
No, just let me heat up a towel. Yeah. And here, here's a 20.
Nothing. You just take it easy, now. What are you up to?
Now, listen to me, zipperhead No, you listen, old man.
Oh, I can do that, Dad. No, I need them now, not next week.
Oh, I can see that. I just thought
Oh, I fix things, stuff like that. Like what?
Oh, no, she's not. Yeah, no, she didn't.
Oh, shit. Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now.
Okay, good. Good, then. Oh, hey, Dad. Yeah.
Or at least what you think you should do. Really?
Our little cousin. What's this? Where you coming from, man?
Play some golf, maybe. Meet other people.
Please, take them. They're wrong.
Really? Happy birthday, Wally. Don't call me Wally.
She hates me. Come on. Yeah, she hates you.
She went to our aunt's. Your aunt's? You sure?
Something like that. Yeah. Booga booga.
Son of a bitch. Okay, so, what have you had to eat today?
Sorry about this. It's okay.
Sorry for what? For trying to steal your car.
Tell me what you want. Do you have jumper cables?
Thanks, Mr. Kennedy. It's Tim. And what's your name again?
Thao. "Tuh," okay.
That pussy motherfucker couldn't come? Don't worry about Thao.
That thing weighs a ton. Yeah.
That? Wire cutters.
That'll be 10 bucks, Walt. Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin.
That's a post hole digger. That?
That's cool, you know? Yeah. Ain't shit going on, man.
That's my little cousin over there. You sure that's your cousin, man?
That's what you better do. That's right, bitch.
The Gran Torino? Yeah.
There you go. Not to bitch...
They come back every year. Why are you bringing me all this garbage?
They do? What, you got shit in your ears?
They're great. No, no, beautiful.
Thinking. Thinking? Thinking time is over.
Thirteen. Maybe more. What was it like to kill a man?
This bitch is crazy. I like them like that.
This motherfucker crazy, man. What's wrong with this ****a, man?
Toad? How long? Till next Friday.
Tomorrow, I'll see your ass. Why you gotta be a little girl?
Um, I'll have a gin and tonic. Attaboy.
We live next door. So?
We've got the strap. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Well, how about construction? Me?
Well, I'm gonna take off. Enjoy yourself. Okay. Yum Yum. Pleasure.
Well, maybe you could just pay me. Yeah. Very funny.
Well, what is it? It's a Gopher.
Were you born here? You bet.
What are you doing? Relax. You can't get out of there.
What are you peddling today, Padre? Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you.
What are you talking about? All the tools and stuff.
What can I do for you, Mr. Kowalski? I'm here for a confession.
What do you know about faucets? I know a lot about them, boy.
What do you think? There's tons of food.
What do you want? Your dad bought this?
What for? To mingle.
What happened? Hey, step back.
What should Thao do? I know what I would do if I was you.
What the hell are you spooks up to? Spooks?
What the hell happened to you? Don't worry about it.
What you got? Hey, we can do this right now.
What you supposed to be, man? Yo, it's cool, dog.
What? Sue.
What? I told you guys already
What's the phrase I'm looking for? Fuck him up.
What's this? A little rice liquor. Here, try it.
What's up? Let's go.
Who are you? What do you want? Hi.
Who you think you talking to? Who does it look like?
Why did you make me do that? It's okay. We're leaving soon.
Why didn't you just call the police? What?
Why the fuck you gotta make me look bad? Keep your hands off my stuff!
Why the hell does everybody want my car? Well, I'm not surprised.
Why you doing women's work? What do you want?
Yeah, but.... All right, look, here.
Yeah, I can count. Good.
Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure. All right. Take a seat.
Yeah, that's true. That would suck.
Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino. My brother, Thao.
Yeah, well, I'm old school. Yeah, but you're an American.
Yeah, well, keep the change. See you in three weeks, prick.
Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? Come on, dog.
Yeah. Construction?
Yeah. Get on the phone and call right now.
Yeah. I never had a fitted suit before. Yes, sir.
Yeah. Poor Toad. It's really common.
Yes, Sergeant. What happened?
Yo, give me that. Hey, come on. That's my stuff.
Yo. Cobra jet engine.
You could get a job anywhere. Like what?
You didn't do nothing. Trying to stay out.
You don't know what you're talking about. You're wrong.
You don't know when to quit, do you? I'm gonna teach her a lesson.
You don't wanna know. No, I do.
You go fucking back to your country. Fuck you, man.
You have Alzheimer's or something? No. You could get a job in construction.
You know, I'm starving. Okay.
You made cars? Yeah.
You need to step back. He's a friend of mine.
You okay? Yeah. I'm okay.
You okay? You ready? Sure.
You speak English? Yes, sir.
You sure? Yeah.
You talk to him. Mitch.
You think you real funny, don't you? Oh, shit. Ain't she tough?
You'd let me take the Gran Torino? Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino.
You're a hero to the neighborhood. I'm not a hero.
Yuam. A pleasure. No. Youa.
... 11 , 78, and 99."
...about how they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store...
...admitted their guilt, and left their burdens behind them.
...and are now at peace.
...and bitch about your girlfriend and your car.
...and come back here at 4 this afternoon.
...and come back, and don't talk about having no job...
...and cram it." That's my name.
...and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end...
...and I don't blame them. Now, get your ofay, Paddy ass on down the road.
...and I heard there was trouble in the neighborhood.
...and I think we should immediately start a full battery of tests.
...and I took old Aunt Mary to the doctor's to get her prescription fixed up.
...and I've seen a lot of men who have confessed their sins...
...and it would look really good in my room, and I don't have any furniture at all.
...and the minute I turn on the game, she starts crying how we never talk.
...and they'd get somebody who knew what they were doing.
...and would be very much upset if you don't let Thao repay.
...and would benefit from being around folks their own age.
...and you push and help me push it up each step.
...as long as that gang's around.
...at the factory Christmas party.
...because I was an over educated, 27 year old virgin...
...but all you know is what you learned in priest school.
...but he was right.
...but I bought this stuff, everything in here, with my own money.
...but I do know about forgiveness...
...but I got the best woman that was ever on this planet to marry me.
...but I never thought you were worse with women...
...but I'll think of something.
...but nobody answered.
...but won't I be needing some tools?
...but you got your whole life ahead of you. But me, I finish things.
...don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly...
...for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all.
...horrible things that won't leave you.
...I gotta go.
...I was never very close with my two sons.
...I'd be fucking you in the ass. You'd be my bitch.
...I'm gonna ask you out.
...if you can have Thao clear out the big wasp nest under our porch.
...in 1 972, right on the line.
...it's gonna get fucking ugly.
...just walk out with Miss What's Her Face.
...like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars.
...no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick.
...on the condition that you don't chop top the roof like one of those beaners...
...please excuse the language in Mr. Kowalski's will.
...return home and do not wander anymore.
...so if there's not something pressing....
...so why don't you just find something useful for me to do?
...stabbed them with bayonets, hacked 1 7 year olds to death with shovels.
...teach him how to fix things, saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.
...than I do my own spoilt rotten family.
...than you are at stealing cars, Toad.
...Thao Vang Lor...
...that a man acquires this over a period of 50 years.
...that you shouldn't have fucked with?
...those guys who were here the other night, on my lawn.
...to confess to a boy that's just out of the seminary.
...to my friend...
...use you for sandbags.
...we didn't call the police, we reacted.
...what are you gonna do with it when you, like, die?
...what do you want?
...where the people are like you, active and alert, but are alone...
...where you don't have to worry about mowing the lawn or shoveling snow...
...who held the hands of superstitious old women and promised them eternity.
...who likes to hold hands of ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity.
...why don't you go tend to some of your other sheep?
...with just those three things.
...you're not satisfied with.
"And I wanna leave my house to the church because Dorothy would've liked it."
"And I'd like to leave my 1 972 Gran Torino...
"Sir, I'd like a haircut, if you have time."
"Third platoon, E company, March 2nd, 1 952, Korea"?
"This year, you have to make a choice between two life paths.
"Your birthday today." Daisy.

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