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Scent of a Woman (1992)

Scent of a Woman (1992)

"Scent of a Woman" is a 1992 American drama film starring Al Pacino and directed by Martin Brest. The film tells a powerful story of redemption, friendship, and the pursuit of justice.

Set in a prestigious prep school, the film follows the journey of Charlie Simms, a scholarship student played by Chris O'Donnell. In need of money for a trip home to visit his family during the Thanksgiving holidays, Charlie agrees to take on a job as a caretaker for an old Army officer, Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade, portrayed magnificently by Al Pacino.

Lieutenant Colonel Slade is a complex character, blind and embittered by his past experiences in the military. Despite his rough exterior, he possesses an immense appreciation for the finer things in life, particularly the scent of a woman. Through his unpredictable behavior and impulsive decisions, Slade challenges Charlie to live life to the fullest and seize every opportunity.

As the story unfolds, Charlie and Slade embark on a journey to New York City, where they encounter various adventures and life-changing experiences. From wild escapades to tender moments of friendship, their bond grows stronger by the day.

Throughout the film, Al Pacino delivers an unforgettable performance as Lieutenant Colonel Slade, earning him an Academy Award for Best Actor. His portrayal captures the spirit of a man burdened by his own demons yet yearning for connection and purpose. Pacino's ability to bring depth and authenticity to his characters is showcased brilliantly in "Scent of a Woman," and his commanding presence on-screen steals every scene.

Chris O'Donnell complements Pacino's performance beautifully as Charlie Simms. O'Donnell effortlessly depicts the transformation of Charlie, from a naïve teenager to a young man who learns the value of standing up for what is right and finding one's self-worth. This role propelled O'Donnell into the limelight, marking the beginning of a promising career in Hollywood.

The film's soundtrack, composed by Thomas Newman, further enhances the emotional impact of the story. Newman's music captures the essence of each scene, evoking feelings of nostalgia, hope, and even melancholy. The score perfectly complements the visual storytelling, creating an immersive experience for the audience.

If you wish to delve deeper into the world of "Scent of a Woman," you can easily play or download the film's sounds from various online platforms. Immerse yourself in the melodic compositions, the dialogue between the characters, and the captivating soundscapes that transport you to the heart of the story.

"Scent of a Woman" is a thought-provoking film that explores themes of resilience, loyalty, and the pursuit of happiness. It showcases the beauty in unexpected friendships and serves as a reminder to embrace the present moment. With its powerful performances, gripping storyline, and memorable soundtrack, "Scent of a Woman" remains a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences to this day.

A $24 hamburger?
A bunch of runny nosed snots in tweed jackets
A disrespect for our values,
A disrespect for the Baird tradition.
A female.
A friend of his from school.
A job!
A little tour of pleasures.
A man of learning, a voracious reader.
A ride?
A school among whose graduates
A screwdriver for Frank, bloody mary for his partner.
A senior.
A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on.
A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.
A tail's in the tail.
A very, very distant second
A vessel for seagoin' snitches.
About 30 seconds.
About what?
About what?
About whether I blow my brains out or not.
About you know what?
Afraid of making a mistake.
After that...
After you just crossed the desert.
Ah, responsibility!
Ah, this is pathetic.
Ah, you don't think I deserve it.
Airport to school taxi.
All Frank lost was his eyesight.
All funky and warm.
All I want from you is another day.
All information will be given on a need to know basis.
All my life l stood up
All part of a plan, Charlie.
All right, bye.
All right, Colonel.
All right, Colonel. That'd be really...
All right, let's get to work.
All right, Manny. Thanks.
All right, where am I, in Asia?
All right? I'm sorry.
All right? Just put it down.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. I'll give it a try.
All right. Say I stay for another day.
All right. What was the something you saw?
All studyin' to be George Bush.
All the way, Manolo.
Allow me.
Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted by Baird,
Always made the best infantrymen.
American.
An officer never relinquishes his .45.
And $400 mustering out pay, plus
And a disrespect for our standards.
And a water.
And above all, never, ever
And blow my brains out.
And bring it on back to you
And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.
And call me tonight in Vermont.
And Diet Slice.
And Early Times.
And everything, I mean...
And for that day, I am eternally grateful.
And her legs wrapped around me.
And how. Be my guest.
And I did.
And I have seen.
And I hear this sound and I
And I never have been.
And I was gonna put my contacts back in.
And I won't punish Mr. Willis.
And I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.
And I've asked her if she'd put something together for you.
And if he staggers a little when he gets up, don't pay any attention.
And if you like, stay for dinner.
And if you think you're preparin' these minnows for manhood,
And if you're hip, kid, you're gonna hop to, too.
And if you're smart, you won't try it again.
And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,
And in palaces in Jordan.
And it can only be done by one
And it's a great day
And it's a great day for movin' along
And it's a great day from morning to night
And just wanted to go to sleep forever?
And kissed their ass!
And l will not have it tarnished.
And legs...
And little George is gonna sing like a canary.
And neither do you.
And no 900 numbers. He loves to talk dirty.
And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy,
And she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.
And so are you, Colonel.
And so are you.
And some guys stay.
And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay?
And that, my friends, is called integrity.
And that's it.
And the intelligence will be forthcoming?
And the next thing I know, we're outside,
And then, make love to a terrific woman.
And there's not a taxi in sight.
And they were the size and shape of whom?
And this hard boiled Navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
And time flew.
And Uncle Frank won't come with us.
And Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot, too.
And we let appropriate customers test drive the Testarossa.
And welcome to the Waldorf.
And what are you doin'?
And what are you gonna tell 'em?
And what is your reIationship to Mr. Simms?
And what?
And when I get off the phone, call up Hyman.
And when they touched, yours were like
And why?
And you will be through.
And you, soldier?
And you're a great travel companion,
And you're at the long end.
And you're fun to be with
And, as the custodians of that tradition,
And, Harry, Jimmy,
Any minute?
Any old card table will do. This is fine.
Any particular beer?
Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
Are these the...
Are we finished, Sofia?
Are we going someplace, Colonel?
Are you a rich miser or something?
Are you blind? Are you blind?
Are you finished, Mr. SIade?
Are you fuckin' with me?
Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?
Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here.
Are you ready?
Are you test driving this baby?
Are you tryin' to tell me these things are walkin' outta the store?
Around in some junker?
Around the time of the Round Table?
As for the tots, they're twits.
As I came in here, I heard those words,
As the cradle of this country's leadership.
As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,
As you were, son.
ASAP. That means now.
Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
At 70 miles an hour?
At Fort Bragg, or wherever it was they dumped him.
At last, you found someone to tango with.
At the dealer's.
Attend Baird!
Auburn hair,
Back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs,
Back to school. I've got some real important stuff I have to take care of.
Bailed me out of more trouble than he'd like to remember. Hmm?
Baird men have run State Departments and investment houses,
Baird men. You hurt this boy,
Baird School!
Ballpark, best guess.
Bay rum.
Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?
Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.
Be specific, son.
Beautiful brown eyes.
Because he's an asshole.
Because he's from Chestnut Hill and he's got...
Because he's not a Baird man.
Because I can't bear the thought of you sellin' out!
Because I say you are killin' the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills.
Because it made me feel important.
Because it's not important for me to get it right.
Because l have a conscience.
Because she's trying to put herself through college.
Because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last
Because you know what I'm going to do
Before going on, they'd have a lo cal breakfast,
Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?
Bene!
Better yet, have my father talk to your father.
Big George is gonna wind up little George,
Big ones, little ones,
Blatz. No Blatz?
Boom.
Boy, I could use a drink, Charlie.
Boy, you have a one track mind.
Boys like these, younger than these,
Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Brown, light brown.
Burgundy, Charlie. Burgundy. They love it.
But by the time l pulled focus, they were gone.
But even l can't hold it that long.
But he dropped by anyway.
But her voice is California chickie.
But how it works here?
But I
But I can tell you this,
But I couldn't say who.
But I never let my aides leave on an empty stomach.
But I say you are executin' his soul!
But I'm catchin' a 4:00 at Logan, I'm lookin' out my window,
But it's gonna take at least three grand to get there.
But Michael didn't want to.
But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique
But not a snitch!
But now there's nothing.
But probably the last word you'll ever hear yourself say
But right now I have other plans.
But thanks for askin', all right?
But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.
But today we are bleeding from disrespect.
But wait till you see the look on his face when I walk through the door.
But why isn't he in on this? Somethin' wrong with him?
But you're 17, with a blind companion. That we don't do.
But you're making me nervous.
But you're not an officer anymore.
But, you know, there's a little tension in her voice.
But?
By all means.
By dire, I mean your future will be jeopardized permanently.
By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
By the windows?
Bye, Charlie.
Bye, guys.
Bye, Miss Downes.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call her? By the time they get to Albany in that Hupmobile he drives
Call me Colonel, if you must. Just don't call me sir.
Call me Mr. Slade.
Call your mother on Mother's Day.
Calm down. Calm down.
Can l get you something?
Can you get long distance on this?
Can you hear that? Gail.
Can't believe they're my blood.
Careful.
Catching the puddle jumper. Keep your fingers crossed.
Certainly. May I see some ID?
Charles?
Charles.
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie,
Charlie, all right?
Charlie, give me your hand.
Charlie, how do you feel about skiing?
Charlie, I ask you,
Charlie, I can tell you're the right person for the job.
Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.
Charlie, please.
Charlie, sit down here.
Charlie, this is where we'll be.
Charlie, we're up here! Come on up.
Charlie, what time you have?
Charlie, why are you all alone in this thing?
Charlie, you already gave me a day.
Charlie, you had a little life,
Charlie?
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie. Charlie!
Charlie's having a difficult weekend.
Chas, are you there?
Chas, how are you?
Chas, I'm pullin' an all nighter.
Chas, l detect a slight panic pulse from you. Are you panicking?
Chas.
Chas. Chas, hold up.
Cheat on your wife.
Check the top dresser drawer.
Chestnut hair?
Christmas in Switzerland.
Chuck is a...
CIosest thing we couId manage to it.
Clear them little bottles off.
Close?
Colonel Slade was on Lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.
Colonel Slade, did you say...
Colonel Slade?
Colonel, are you looking at me?
Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something?
Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.
Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,
Colonel, it's no rush. I mean, I can...
Colonel, it's really bumpy here.
Colonel, l can't go to New York City.
Colonel, please!
Colonel, slow it down!
Colonel, slow it down.
Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.
Colonel, this is unacceptable.
Colonel, where are we going?
Colonel, you all right?
Colonel, you bought me a ticket?
Colonel, you can't turn the car.
Colonel, you're...
Colonel!
Colonel!
Colonel! Shit!
Colonel?
Colonel?
Colonel.
Colonel. Watch your step.
Come a little closer. I wanna get a better look at you.
Come by before you go home for Christmas.
Come here, son.
Come here, you.
Come on in.
Come on, Charlie, get the coats.
Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.
Come on, Francine.
Come on, son, perambulate.
Come on, son. Help me with my bag.
Come on! Hop to, son!
Come on! Talk to me!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. You're on scholarship, right?
Conscience is dead.
Conscience, Charlie.
Convenience store mama's boy.
Convenience store, my ass!
Cool it, Randy.
Corners?
Couch.
CouId you provide us with some detaiI?
Could you please put the gun away?
Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
Couple times.
Cover's better.
Crisp, clean dollars.
Cut her off at the door.
Dad, remember the time you persuaded Frank
Damn decent of him.
Damn it!
Darryl and Carol. Yeah.
Deputy Debriefer, Paris, Peace Talks, '68.
Describes an issue that concerns all of us.
Did he try to soft soap you?
Did he?
Did I already say that?
Did I hear you right?
Did you everhave the feelin'
Did you make this scarf yourself?
Did you see or did you not see?
Did you see their size and shape?
Did you time me?
Didn't have any time to put my contacts in.
Die or not?
Dismissed!
Dismissed.
Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!
Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?
Do we let this blind asshole
Do we tell? Do we not tell?
Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank?
Do you know on whose behalf l drafted a memo this year?
Do you like this?
Do you mind if I use the phone?
Do you see what l see?
Do you tango?
Do you understand?
Do you want me to adopt you, or don't you?
Do you want to use the bathroom?
Do you want Tommy in or out?
Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.
Does he know I'm comin'?
Does it have a second hand?
Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
Don't "sir" him and don't ask him too many questions.
Don't be coy, Charlie.
Don't blame me, Charlie, I can't see!
Don't call me sir.
Don't destroy it. Protect it.
Don't do that.
Don't fuck with me, Charlie.
Don't give me a problem about the cigarettes.
Don't pay any attention to him.
Don't pay any attention to him.
Don't she purr, though?
Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind.
Don't tell me what it is.
Don't worry about a thing. She's the crème de la crème.
Don't worry about my quota. I do well.
Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Don't you sharpshoot me.
Donna? I'm Frank. This here is...
Donna.
Donny, my husband, has family there.
Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.
Drink a nice glass of wine,
Drop her into neutral. Slide her into second.
Earmarked, good word.
Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend.
Either Gail is nervous or unsatisfied.
Either way, I'm gonna do this thing.
Embrace it.
Endowed with wisdom, ofjudgment sound,
Evangeline
Even better. Blue skies, green lights.
Even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?
Every day I held the door open for the fucker.
Every family's got one nowadays.
Everything's the way we left it.
Excuse me, señorita, do you mind if we join you?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Gail.
Explain 'em to me.
Feel it? That's straight.
Fella named Arnold there, in the humidor.
Fine. I'm leaving.
Fine. The "G" may be silent,
First thing Monday, I'm convening a special session
Five...
Fleurs de Rocaille.
Flowin' like mud around here.
Flowin' like mud here.
For "student aid" read "crook."
For a Thanksgiving quiz with big shit Preston in the morning.
For everybody's plight
For his cooperation.
For Lyndon's inauguration.
For now, the move's no move, status quo.
For suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.
For what?
Fort Benning.
Founded department stores and coached football teams.
Four...
Francine, be quiet.
Francine, come on with me and Willie.
Francine, get in the car.
Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!
Frank was earmarked for general.
Frank, for God's sake!
Frank?
Freak show central.
Freddie, for you
Freddie, the '80s are over.
Freddie, you're no spring chicken.
From those who threaten it.
Fuck it.
Fuck you know about pain?
Fuck you, too!
Fuck you!
Fuck.
G 2?
Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,
Gate 46, sir.
George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'.
George is a friend of yours.
George isn't going to say anything to his father.
George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.
George Willis, huh?
George Willis.
George, Junior, sir.
George, why all the noise?
George! Hey, it's Charlie.
George. George!
George's father's gonna take care of that.
Get her outta here!
Get in here, you idiot!
Get it out.
Get it.
Get me a couple of Montecristos Number One.
Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.
Get me the Oak Room.
Get on with your life, would ya?
Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet.
Get out of here, Charlie.
Get out of here!
Get out of the car, because you are not driving anymore.
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get the bags in the car. I'll be right out.
Get them, son.
Get yourself up, get yourself together.
Give 'em to me.
Give me a few hours to figure out the moves,
Give me an inventory on this, will you?
Give me one reason not to.
Give me the gun, Colonel.
Give me the gun.
Give me your arm.
Give me your hand.
Give me! Fuck!
Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie!
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Go ahead.
Go down to the Bowery. Get with the other fucking drunks, where you belong!
Go on.
Go to Harvard.
God doth have a sense of humor.
God must have been a fuckin' genius.
God, can you wait to get out of this dump or what?
Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?
Good afternoon, sir. Where's our destination?
Good afternoon.
Good evening, Charles.
Good idea.
Good Lord.
Good luck, Charlie. Don't let him drink too much.
Good morning, Charlie.
Good morning, sir. Mr. Willis.
Good morning.
Good old Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms,
Good!
Good.
Good. Taxi come yet?
Goodbye, Charlie.
Goodbye, Colonel.
Goodbye, Mrs. Hunsaker.
Goodbye, Willie.
Goodbye.
Gore?
Got a deal going.
Got a handle on that, do you?
Got room for me up there, Charlie?
Gracias, amigo.
Graduated to it from espresso machines.
Gresham, Oregon,
Gretchen, I smell those prunes!
Gretchen?
Grilled veal paillards, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.
Grow up!
Ha!
Had a Ferrari.
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah! Here I am!
Hah! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
Happens to the best of us.
Happy to have you with us, CoIoneI.
Hard workers.
Harry Havemeyer,
Have a good day.
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls
Haven't you heard?
He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business.
He blew himself up.
He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
He concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Jr.
He could recite the Iliad in ancient Greek
He didn't invest in a radio yet?
He doesn't know I'm comin'.
He doesn't like to be called Chucky.
He doesn't need to be labeled "still worthy of being a Baird man."
He drives so smooth, you can boil an egg on the engine.
He has chosen a path. It's the right path.
He is, practically.
He kept tellin' me to "let her out."
He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen,
He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe.
He left.
He looks fine to me.
He may be Jack to you, son. But when you've known him as long as I have...
He merely puckered his lips
He promised to get me into Harvard.
He said the same thing. He just said it over.
He sleeps a lot. You can watch television, call your girlfriend.
He starts pulling the pins out.
He told me the phone was on the other side of the room, didn't he?
He was a great soldier, a real hero.
He was an asshole before.
He was teaching hand to hand combat to second lieutenants...
He wasn't conniving.
He wasn't crass.
He will not be unaccompanied.
He won't sell anybody out to buy his future!
He'll know.
He's a liar. I don't dance.
He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.
He's been watching out for me since day one.
He's chasing that Calico ginch from the track houses again!
He's dead and I'm blind.
He's going through a crisis.
He's gonna bear down on me and soft soap you.
He's good cop, bad coppin' us.
He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?
He's not a friend, but he's all right.
He's on scholarship, too?
He's really flying in class. He gets all excited.
He's the only party to this incident
He's this real rich kid, and he like, runs the show.
Hear that voice?
Hell, I'll shake both your hands!
Hello, beautiful. ls that you?
Hello, Frank.
Hello, there.
Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Hello?
Hello? Harry?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Is Sheldon or Mack there?
Here comes Mrs. Rossi now.
Here I go.
Here we are, Charlie, the Oak Room.
Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.
Here we are.
Here we go, Charlie.
Here, let me take your coat.
Here, Tomster, come on.
Here. Let me take a look at that.
Here's Charlie, facin' the fire, and there's George,
Here's my hand.
Here's the thing.
Here's your cane.
Here's your drink, Colonel.
Here's your drink, Frank.
Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta come up with us.
Hey, God's a funny guy.
Hey, hey.
Hey, Manny.
Hi, Frank, Charlie. Sorry I'm late.
Hi, honey.
Hi, honey. Bye, honey.
Hi, is George there, please?
Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.
Hi.
Hi. George Willis, please?
Hi. Mrs. Rossi?
Hidin' in big daddy's pocket.
His bark is worse than his bite.
His father's a big deal alumnus at school. He's got a lot of pull.
His name is Charles.
Hiya, Charlie.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Count wood chips?
Hmm? Ooh!
Hmm.
Ho, Willie!
Hold it.
Hold me down, son.
Hold on. Do you have beer?
Hold on. I think I've got another gear.
Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.
Home at last.
Home.
Honey, please.
Honey...
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah! Congratulations!
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
Hoo ah.
How about a cup of coffee?
How about this one over here?
How are you feeling today, Colonel?
How convenient. What time they open?
How did we leave it?
How do l look?
How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?
How does he look like he's holding up?
How does Mr. Trask make such wonderful deals?
How long?
How many Ferraris you sold this month?
How much did you save? I mean, we flew first class,
How short, Harry?
How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?
How you ever gonna survive in this world without me?
How?
How'd you know that?
How's that for cornball?
How's that inventory comin'?
How's your skin, son?
How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.
Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.
I admire your sensibilities, I'm touched.
I almost forgot.
I always knew what the right path was.
I am left with no real witness.
I asked you a question.
I attend Baird.
I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.
I buttered it for you.
I call her Daphne.
I called an open meeting of this institution this morning
I can always count on you, Charlie.
I can get around a city like New York,
I can use the company, Charlie.
I can't believe they gave it to him.
I can't chew the leather anymore.
I can't do that.
I can't see without my contacts.
I can't...
I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me,
I could stay for a while.
I couldn't say.
I did not and I'm calling Albany.
I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.
I didn't have my contacts in.
I didn't know you were so easily shocked, Randy.
I don't care if they're Greek columns
I don't care what he said to me. After me.
I don't get an easy feeling.
I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.
I don't know what it is. It could be one of two things,
I don't know whether to shoot you or adopt you.
I don't know why you can't find someone.
I don't know why you can't have that.
I don't know,
I don't know.
I don't know. I thought...
I don't know. I'll think of somethin'.
I don't know. Listen, Colonel, I have to get going.
I don't need any clothes, Colonel.
I don't really know.
I don't want a roll, all right?
I feel like a cigar.
I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
I finally gave up on it.
I got a headache.
I got a little problem at school, that's all.
I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

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