Sing (2016) Edit

A better chance of winning if I do the singing part

A defining moment in all of our lives.

A full dress rehearsal, and I want to see you

A hundr...

A little higher.

A local band or something.

A loose Cannon.

A penny?

A singing competition?

A visit from my useless grandson

Aah!

About hitting rock bottom, Eddie?

About your commitment here, Johnny?

After Johnny. I got it.

Ah, come... th that's just a bunch of stupid, corny...

Ah, don't you look so worried face.

Ah, don't you worry, Mike. All is forgiven.

Ah, forget about it.

Ah, I know.

Ah, man.

Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.

Ah, the winds of change.

Ah, whatever.

Ah.

Aha! I knew it!

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All creatures great and small,

All of you.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, but if you keep asking questions,

All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.

All right, the rest of the group acts,

All right, well...

All right! Piggy power!

All right? So, today, we're going to have

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. We're two acts down.

Allow me to introduce the singing sensation, ash.

And a little bit of...

And am terminating pursuit.

And and the prize money and...

And as you can see,

And could you, uh...

And cue the crazy old lizard.

And flooded the building.

And he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala

And his ghastly little theater friend.

And I can tell you it is a miracle

And I myself am loving the new suit, sir.

And I should know,

And I'll take Pete...

And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,

And if your accounts are not settled

And it was too late to get a sitter, so...

And it's in that box.

And leave the dancing part to you.

And next time, pick on someone your own size!

And one more.

And our audience will be none other than miss Nana noodleman.

And pick a song.

And please blow that nose of yours.

And probably afraid to try again and...

And remember what I told you.

And she's rich, right?

And that gift is to sing.

And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.

And that is no lie.

And that theater of yours,

And that's final." Those were his words.

And that's me restraining myself.

And that's up.

And the house lights?

And the three little pigs

And this ha! It's gonna blow her away.

And up here we got workshops and the main office.

And whatever happens, i just want you all to know

And where's your mask?

And which one of you is the girl?

And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.

And you're crunching the gears.

And, although Mr. moon has not been available for questions,

And, Leo, that is disgusting!

And, meena, last chance, kid.

And, oh, there would never be any doubt,

And, Pete, you're in here.

And, uh, the... the prize money?

And, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me

And, you guys, you've gotta work on that routine.

Anyone seen my glass eye?

Anyone survived this unbelievable disaster.

Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.

Are way better off without that... that...

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you talking to me?

Aren't they great?

As he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs

Ash, babe,

Ash, babe, hey!

Ash, let's get you out here.

Ash, what's wrong?

Ash! Ash! Ash!

Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!

Ash?

At being a star live on my stage.

Attempt to restage the show that brought down his theater.

Auditions are over, pal.

Aw.

Awesome?

Awesome.

Back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...

Bah! Are you joking me?

Barry don't mind.

Barry's always been our driver.

Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!

Be right with you, sir.

Be right with you.

Beautiful work, guys.

Beautiful, isn't she?

Because you'll actually be doing it, right?

Because, like my dad always said,

Because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.

Becky?

Behold!

Big guy with a bat.

Bingo! Pop star Princess!

Boss. That's his car, isn't it?

Bravo, Mike.

Breakfast!

Brought down the house once and for all today.

Bully!

Buster moon.

Buster, it's falling! Let go!

Buster, look out!

Buster, no! Don't go in there!

Buster, this is a terrible idea.

Buster, where are you going?

But all of the slots are filled.

But anything's better than spending another evening

But but you told me...

But I could really use some extra piano lessons.

But I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow

But i i auditioned yesterday, and I...

But I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.

But I was born with a gift.

But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

But it's not.

But no, i i get so nervous, and... i i can't do it.

But she's gonna chase those blues away

But there is no denying his enormous talent.

But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.

But you know what?

But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.

But, Nana, it still is.

By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.

Bye bye, caspar.

Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.

Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.

Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.

Bye, honey!

Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.

Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.

Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.

Bye, Tess. Bye bye, caspar.

C can we please just get out of here?

Calm down.

Can I take your place, please?

Can't wait.

Caspar, get off the table.

Caspar! Caspar, no!

Cheated? Cheated?

Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.

Come back here, you vandals!

Come in. Over.

Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.

Come on, Becky.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, moon, you can't just hide out

Come on, moon!

Come on, off the stage.

Come on, off the stage. Please.

Come on, you guys, out... out of here.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Don't you want this?

Come on! I ain't got all day!

Come on.

Come see for yourself.

Cool. I guess we could hang.

Could you bring me a spare speedo?

Courtesy of Mr. moo... moo...

Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene.

D don't go, don't go!

Dad, please.

Dad, what's going on? Over.

Dad?

Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.

Deep breaths.

Didn't you see this? Huh?

Do I need to start worrying

Do what you love, then you'll be great

Do you know what that is?

Do you like it?

Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?

Do you think you could sing like that

Do you want to start over?

Do you, Barry?

Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.

Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.

Don't go!

Don't let him get away!

Don't speak French. They speak English here.

Don't you want to eat?

Don't you worry, Eddie.

Down here.

Eddie, please show your Nana to the royal box.

Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana

Eddie? Is everything all right?

Even the smell.

Every day for 30 years,

Every day, Eddie.

Everybody ready?

Everyone come back to stage for selection.

Everyone in this city gets a shot

Everyone! J j just think.

Everything about it.

Exactly. Total super jerk dinkleschplatt.

Except I still can't tell how you cheated.

Excuse me, Mr. moon?

Excuse me.

Fell in love with the theater.

For a leading pharmaceutical company,

For a very prestigious prize?

For building a water tank that exploded

For her first ever live appearance...

For some reason, it says here

For sure, I'll open it.

For the last time, miss crawly,

For this network, but this is sure to...

Forget the steps and just, like,

Get him!

Get in! Quick!

Get your pants back on, young man!

Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.

Give it up for Johnny, folks.

Give me some good news, miss crawly.

Give me your hand, kid.

Go on. You're useless. Thanks.

Go, go!

Going to get that kind of money?

Gonna call her after that.

Gonna dock at night right here.

Good luck, ash.

Good luck, every... whoa!

Good luck, Mr. moon.

Good morning, buster.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Mr. moon.

Good night, mommy.

Good night, my dears.

Good.

Good. Lower the moon.

Great set of pipes, but boring to watch.

Great!

Great!

Great! Look, they're back.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.

Great. Use this time to shake off

Gunter and Rosita!

Gunter! Where are you?

Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right?

Guys, I'm done.

Guys, listen. Stay where you are.

Guys, look, i i I'm sorry about what happened,

H honey, honey, the show is starting, all right?

Ha ha. Very funny.

Hang on, hang on, dad.

Has anyone seen my glass eye?

Have you practiced that?

Have you seen three nasty looking bears out there?

He grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.

He lied.

He may be tiny,

He said $100,000.

He was only six years old, but his plans to become

He worked his tail off washing cars

He'll vouch for me. Come on!

He's done it!

He's not here.

He's really done it, Nana!

Hello?

Hello?

Here we go.

Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?

Hey, come on, ash.

Hey, hey, dad, we've been over this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. The whole chest.

Hey, hey, hey, you can't just barge in here.

Hey, hey, there you go.

Hey, Lance, look at this.

Hey, listen.

Hey, Mario.

Hey, miss crawly.

Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.

Hey, porky!

Hey, put your shoes back on right now!

Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.

Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?

Hey, what did you expect?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Uh, just a min...

Hey! You want to see something great?

Hey. Did you bring the speedo?

Hey. How was the big meeting?

Hey. How's our new stagehand getting on?

Hi. I'm Becky.

Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Gonna need more than that.

Hold on right there, buster.

Holding on line two again.

Holding on line two right now, sir.

Holy moly, I really do.

Holy moly, I really do.

Honestly, uh...

Honey, I'm busy.

Honey, when are you getting out?

Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.

How about this? Ha ha!

How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?

How dare you!

How did I end up with a son like you, eh?

How did that get there?

How proud I am to be a part of this with you.

How was that, dad?

How was your day, honey?

How would you like to be a part of this show?

How would you like to be the sponsor

How's it going?

How's that, miss crawly?

I am so sorry.

I am your host, buster moon, and...

I brought sandwiches.

I can do it... okay.

I can get the bail money.

I can make it.

I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits.

I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.

I could partner you up with gunter.

I did it for us, Lance!

I didn't... no, no, no, no, no, no, Judith...

I dismissed all of the group acts already.

I do?

I do?

I don't even know what that means.

I don't know how you do it all, honey.

I don't know, but I want to try.

I don't know, maybe we could do something together.

I don't know.

I forgot I had that.

I forgot my keys.

I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...

I got a surprise for you, my son.

I got cream cheese, i got banana...

I gotta go.

I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.

I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.

I have glow sticks.

I have no control.

I have no idea.

I have no intention of bailing you out.

I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.

I i can't talk now. I gotta go.

I i I'm so sorry. I i just...

I i mean, yes, I can sing.

I i would. I i just get so scared.

I just don't want to be in your gang.

I just don't... I don't have the keys,

I just maybe kind of, uh, spent it all.

I knew it.

I know Derek, the manager.

I know I make it look easy, babe,

I know you're in there!

I know, right?

I know, right? You just gotta add some moves

I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.

I love this headset!

I made you some coffee.

I mean, do you really love it?

I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking

I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.

I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.

I mean, look, if you play like that

I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.

I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.

I mean, this theater of yours,

I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,

I promise it won't happen again.

I promised Nana something spectacular,

I said turn it...

I saw your ad in the paper.

I say...

I should just be getting groceries.

I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.

I think I left my sunglasses in there.

I think that prize is as good as mine already.

I thought I had one, but it turns out

I thought you guys said you were musicians.

I told you, you got to be gentle with the...

I want to see what $100,000 looks like.

I was at a singing contest.

I was saying that you are in...

I will take care of this.

I wish you'd join a choir.

I work for a bank, not a charity,

I wouldn't be in here right now.

I, uh...

I... i I'm gonna get the hang of this.

I'll fix that.

I'll get the money! I promise!

I'll get you $100,000!

I'll get you out! Dad, wait!

I'll give you the money.

I'll I'll get you...

I'll see you around, Eddie.

I'll show you great.

I'll take...

I'll teach you everything i know. Follow me.

I'm absolutely terrified.

I'm afraid that this...

I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.

I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

I'm not going to fire you.

I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.

I'm perfectly capable of walking.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so sorry, Mr. moon.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. He had a fever,

I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy,

I'm stuck!

I'm the lead singer, okay?

I'm, like, totally ready.

I'm... I'm terrified.

I've been told the 250 squid

I've got it.

I've got one for you, too.

I've gotta have you in my show.

I've gotta think. I've got to come up

I've selected for each of you.

If I had a voice like meena's, I'd be a superstar by now!

If I won that money, we could build

If if your folks could just loan me the money until...

If you hadn't squealed to the cops,

If you just start singing.

In entertainment history.

In fact, I've made it even more spectacular.

In front of a real audience?

In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.

In the meantime, you will continue

In your buddy's pool house.

Indeed it is, miss crawly.

Into a very, very large sum of money.

Is everyone okay?

Is she coming out?

Is this part of the competition?

Isn't this a great color for you?

It doesn't matter.

It just kind of ruins my song, you know?

It really doesn't.

It was a palace of wonder and magic.

It wasn't the right one or something.

It's fantastic.

It's going to be really good.

It's gonna blow you away, Nana.

It's gonna spice things up on stage.

It's just, I've got this family business thing.

It's like watching jell o dancing around.

It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?

It's me.

It's never gonna happen.

It's the taking part that counts."

It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?

It's yours, okay? All right here.

It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;

It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's real this time, right?

Ja, ja, see?

Ja!

Ja! Ja! This is me.

Ja! The two of us together, you joking me?

Jackpot, baby!

Johnny, answer the walkie talkie.

Johnny, get back here. You're in.

Johnny, let's get you out here!

Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.

Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!

Johnny, you're on next.

Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny! Oh!

Johnny?

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny...

Judith! Hello.

Just a little bit.

Just a second.

Just do what the koala says.

Just for me.

Just glad my dad isn't here to see this.

Just glad you're back in one piece.

Just hang in there, ray. I got you.

Just help yourself.

Just jumped the cue there. Don't worry.

Just look at you, dear.

Just needs a knock.

Just nod or shake your head, okay?

Just so I could buy this place.

Just stick to the backing vocals.

Keep... keep it coming.

Kids, no. Back to your seats.

Kids, where's mommy?

Koala be right back.

Lance is an artist,

Lapsang souchong,

Lapsang souchong, no sugar, and be quick about it.

Let the bears in. Fine.

Let the music take control of your body parts.

Let's do this.

Let's get out of here, ash.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get this thing squared up now.

Let's go to work.

Light up the stage, folks.

Like it did in the good old days.

Like you could do any better, pip squeak.

Like, don't go.

Listen to your father!

Listen, could you meet me at the corner

Listen, guys, forget what I said before.

Listen, Norman, i know it's short notice,

Listen, you're not the only one

Look at me. I'm mommy!

Look at me. I'm turning red.

Look at that she remembers me.

Look out!

Look, dad, I'm... I'm sorry.

Look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Look, do you love to sing?

Look, I can't even keep count of the steps.

Look, I gotta tell you, um,

Look, if you want to win that money,

Look, it says I'm a danger to society.

Look, just get down here and see for yourself.

Look, kid.

Look, look, look, i I'm really sorry,

Look, turn that down.

M my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,

Man, where'd you go? Are you okay?

Meena, how would you like to re audition for the show?

Meena, please.

Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay?

Meena!

Meena?

Meena.

Meet us on the corner of Hector street in two minutes.

Mike here says you got his money

Mike, you're on first.

Mike!

Miss crawly, fill the bucket.

Miss crawly, if you would...

Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.

Miss crawly!

Miss crawly?

Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?

Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?

Mmm. That's it.

Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.

Mom...

Mommy's here!

Moody teenager coming through.

Moon, you... You've got some stuck here.

Moon! Okay?

Moon! Open this door!

Moon! Open this door!

Moon's got my money.

Mr. moon would like everyone

Mr. moon, are you sure this is legal?

Mr. moon, I'm really trying, i promise.

Mr. moon, none of your shows have ever worked.

Mr. moon?

Mr. moon?

Mr. moon?

Music and light bringing dreams to life?

My band, Howie.

My body parts are not responding, okay?

My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,

Nana is gonna love that.

Nana, please, just listen to me

Nana, you were absolutely amazing.

Nana!

Nana...!

Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect

No in show.

No, I'm... I'm not joking.

No, mom, I have not made any friends.

No, no, no, no, no, don't...

No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a moment here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.

No, no, no, no...!

No, no, no, please, please, wait!

No, no. I just want her, not you.

No, none of this is okay.

No, that's the bucket for the leak.

No, you haven't. Shh.

No.

None of them!

Norman, are you awake?

Norman, are you listening to me?

Norman, would you please tell them

Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?

Not by a million miles.

Not everyone can write songs, okay?

Not for that singing contest i saw on the news.

Now back to you in the studio, John.

Now just follow me on the beat.

Now welcome our first contestant.

Now, go get my cocoa.

Now, hit it!

Now, I need you to add the following information

Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.

Now, let's get to work.

Now, let's see.

Now, listen up.

Now, my next show is gonna be drumroll, please...

Now, settle your accounts,

Now, that is more like it.

Now, watch this.

Now, we use this to follow the steps.

Now, would you pull yourself together,

Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,

Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume

Now?

Of course I do.

Of course I love you.

Of dinsdale and lemington?

Of namby pamby animals in here saying things like,

Of paper we have left and let's spread the word

Off the stage, Helga.

Oh, but this show is gonna... Gonna pack 'em in

Oh, come on, you don't believe all that.

Oh, dad, i wish you could see this.

Oh, dad.

Oh, don't feel bad, folks.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Oh, for heaven sakes,

Oh, for Pete's sake.

Oh, forgive me, your highness.

Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, great. Hey, by the way, i love your act.

Oh, hello there.

Oh, hello, Eddie.

Oh, hello, Mr. moon.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, I am offended.

Oh, I can't.

Oh, I found 'em.

Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.

Oh, I got Judith from the bank

Oh, I see.

Oh, I... if you insist.

Oh, I'm dead.

Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...

Oh, I'm so proud of you, i could pop!

Oh, it it... It's right here, miss crawly.

Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.

Oh, look at...

Oh, lucky me.

Oh, man, these are, like,

Oh, Mr. moon, i got Judith from the bank

Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I've run over my dad.

Oh, oh, they're about to start.

Oh, oh, wait. W wait!

Oh, okay. Come on out of there.

Oh, our first customer.

Oh, please. You're too kind, really.

Oh, really?

Oh, stand back.

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that... That cracks me up, every time.

Oh, the kids?

Oh, um... here.

Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.

Oh, what is this for?

Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.

Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.

Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. moon.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, and believe me,

Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.

Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.

Oh, you're... You're too kind, Mr. moon.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.

Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oi, dad. Just going out.

Oi, didn't you hear me?

Oi!

Okay, ash, um...

Okay, can we see ash next, please?

Okay, come on, you can do this.

Okay, come on.

Okay, deep breaths.

Okay, don't worry, everybody.

Okay, everybody, don't panic.

Okay, everybody, listen up.

Okay, guys, listen up.

Okay, Johnny, you follow them...