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Sing (2016) Sing (2016) is an animated al film that takes viewers on a heartwarming journey filled with laughter, , and

Sing (2016)

Sing (2016) is an animated musical film that takes viewers on a heartwarming journey filled with laughter, music, and friendship. Directed by Garth Jennings and produced by Illumination Entertainment, the movie combines a star-studded cast and a compelling storyline to create an enchanting cinematic experience.

The film tells the story of Buster Moon, a passionate koala who owns a struggling theater that is on the verge of closure. In a last attempt to save his beloved theater, Buster decides to organize a singing competition called "Singing Live!" The announcement spreads like wildfire throughout the city, attracting a diverse group of contestants who each bring their dreams and aspirations to the stage.

The cast of Sing features a talented ensemble of voice actors who bring the lovable characters to life. Matthew McConaughey lends his voice to Buster Moon, the optimistic theater owner who never loses faith in his dreams. Reese Witherspoon portrays Rosita, a dedicated and talented pig who dreams of becoming a performer. Seth MacFarlane voices Mike, a boastful and smooth-talking mouse with a Sinatra-like singing voice. Scarlett Johansson takes on the role of Ash, a punk rock porcupine with an incredible vocal range. Taron Egerton portrays Johnny, a young gorilla who is torn between following his father's criminal footsteps or pursuing his passion for singing. Rounding out the cast is Tori Kelly as Meena, an elephant with a beautiful voice but crippling stage fright.

The film's storyline takes the audience on an emotional rollercoaster as the characters face various challenges both on and off the stage. Each contestant battles their own personal limitations and fears but manages to find strength and support from their fellow contestants and friends. Through their journey, they discover that sometimes success comes in unexpected ways, and friendships are forged in the face of adversity.

One of Sing's standout features is its sensational soundtrack, which includes a collection of popular hit songs from renowned artists. The musical performances in the film range from high-energy pop numbers to soulful ballads, creating an electric atmosphere that will have audiences tapping their toes and singing along.

The soundtrack features a multitude of songs, including "Don't You Worry 'bout a Thing" by Tori Kelly, "Shake It Off" by Reese Witherspoon, "Set It All Free" by Scarlett Johansson, and "I'm Still Standing" by Taron Egerton. These songs, along with others featured in the film, contribute to the overall uplifting and joyful atmosphere of the story. The catchy tunes seamlessly blend with the narrative, enhancing the emotional impact of the film.

Fans of Sing not only have the opportunity to experience the movie but can also relive the magic by playing and downloading the delightful sounds from the film. Whether it's belting out "Hallelujah" by singing sensation Tori Kelly or dancing to "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas, the soundtrack provides a vibrant and engaging experience for fans of all ages. Listeners can feel the energy and excitement radiating from the screen, even if they're simply playing the songs on their smartphones or computers.

In conclusion, Sing (2016) is a captivating animated musical that combines an all-star cast, an engaging storyline, and an unforgettable soundtrack. Audiences are transported into a world filled with music, hope, and dreams as they follow the journey of Buster Moon and his group of talented contestants. Whether you're a fan of animated films, musicals, or just looking for an uplifting experience, Sing is a movie that will leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.

A better chance of winning if I do the singing part
A better chance of winning if I do the singing part
A defining moment in all of our lives.
A defining moment in all of our lives.
A full dress rehearsal, and I want to see you
A full dress rehearsal, and I want to see you
A hundr...
A hundr...
A little higher.
A little higher.
A local band or something.
A local band or something.
A loose Cannon.
A loose Cannon.
A penny?
A penny?
A singing competition?
A singing competition?
A visit from my useless grandson
A visit from my useless grandson
Aah!
Aah!
About hitting rock bottom, Eddie?
About hitting rock bottom, Eddie?
About your commitment here, Johnny?
About your commitment here, Johnny?
After Johnny. I got it.
After Johnny. I got it.
Ah, come... th that's just a bunch of stupid, corny...
Ah, come... th that's just a bunch of stupid, corny...
Ah, don't you look so worried face.
Ah, don't you look so worried face.
Ah, don't you worry, Mike. All is forgiven.
Ah, don't you worry, Mike. All is forgiven.
Ah, forget about it.
Ah, forget about it.
Ah, I know.
Ah, I know.
Ah, man.
Ah, man.
Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.
Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.
Ah, the winds of change.
Ah, the winds of change.
Ah, whatever.
Ah, whatever.
Ah.
Ah.
Aha! I knew it!
Aha! I knew it!
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All creatures great and small,
All of you.
All of you.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, but if you keep asking questions,
All right, but if you keep asking questions,
All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.
All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.
All right, the rest of the group acts,
All right, the rest of the group acts,
All right, well...
All right, well...
All right! Piggy power!
All right! Piggy power!
All right? So, today, we're going to have
All right? So, today, we're going to have
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. We're two acts down.
All right. We're two acts down.
Allow me to introduce the singing sensation, ash.
Allow me to introduce the singing sensation, ash.
And a little bit of...
And a little bit of...
And am terminating pursuit.
And am terminating pursuit.
And and the prize money and...
And and the prize money and...
And as you can see,
And as you can see,
And could you, uh...
And could you, uh...
And cue the crazy old lizard.
And cue the crazy old lizard.
And flooded the building.
And flooded the building.
And he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala
And he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala
And his ghastly little theater friend.
And his ghastly little theater friend.
And I can tell you it is a miracle
And I can tell you it is a miracle
And I myself am loving the new suit, sir.
And I myself am loving the new suit, sir.
And I should know,
And I should know,
And I'll take Pete...
And I'll take Pete...
And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,
And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,
And if your accounts are not settled
And if your accounts are not settled
And it was too late to get a sitter, so...
And it was too late to get a sitter, so...
And it's in that box.
And it's in that box.
And leave the dancing part to you.
And leave the dancing part to you.
And next time, pick on someone your own size!
And next time, pick on someone your own size!
And one more.
And one more.
And our audience will be none other than miss Nana noodleman.
And our audience will be none other than miss Nana noodleman.
And pick a song.
And pick a song.
And please blow that nose of yours.
And please blow that nose of yours.
And probably afraid to try again and...
And probably afraid to try again and...
And remember what I told you.
And remember what I told you.
And she's rich, right?
And she's rich, right?
And that gift is to sing.
And that gift is to sing.
And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.
And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.
And that is no lie.
And that is no lie.
And that theater of yours,
And that theater of yours,
And that's final." Those were his words.
And that's final." Those were his words.
And that's me restraining myself.
And that's me restraining myself.
And that's up.
And that's up.
And the house lights?
And the house lights?
And the three little pigs
And the three little pigs
And this ha! It's gonna blow her away.
And this ha! It's gonna blow her away.
And up here we got workshops and the main office.
And up here we got workshops and the main office.
And whatever happens, i just want you all to know
And whatever happens, i just want you all to know
And where's your mask?
And where's your mask?
And which one of you is the girl?
And which one of you is the girl?
And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.
And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.
And you're crunching the gears.
And you're crunching the gears.
And, although Mr. moon has not been available for questions,
And, although Mr. moon has not been available for questions,
And, Leo, that is disgusting!
And, Leo, that is disgusting!
And, meena, last chance, kid.
And, meena, last chance, kid.
And, oh, there would never be any doubt,
And, oh, there would never be any doubt,
And, Pete, you're in here.
And, Pete, you're in here.
And, uh, the... the prize money?
And, uh, the... the prize money?
And, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me
And, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me
And, you guys, you've gotta work on that routine.
And, you guys, you've gotta work on that routine.
Anyone seen my glass eye?
Anyone seen my glass eye?
Anyone survived this unbelievable disaster.
Anyone survived this unbelievable disaster.
Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.
Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.
Are way better off without that... that...
Are way better off without that... that...
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Aren't they great?
Aren't they great?
As he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs
As he and this bunch of bumbling amateurs
Ash, babe,
Ash, babe,
Ash, babe, hey!
Ash, babe, hey!
Ash, let's get you out here.
Ash, let's get you out here.
Ash, what's wrong?
Ash, what's wrong?
Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
Ash?
Ash?
At being a star live on my stage.
At being a star live on my stage.
Attempt to restage the show that brought down his theater.
Attempt to restage the show that brought down his theater.
Auditions are over, pal.
Auditions are over, pal.
Aw.
Aw.
Awesome?
Awesome?
Awesome.
Awesome.
Back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...
Back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...
Bah! Are you joking me?
Bah! Are you joking me?
Barry don't mind.
Barry don't mind.
Barry's always been our driver.
Barry's always been our driver.
Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!
Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!
Be right with you, sir.
Be right with you, sir.
Be right with you.
Be right with you.
Beautiful work, guys.
Beautiful work, guys.
Beautiful, isn't she?
Beautiful, isn't she?
Because you'll actually be doing it, right?
Because you'll actually be doing it, right?
Because, like my dad always said,
Because, like my dad always said,
Because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.
Because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.
Becky?
Becky?
Behold!
Behold!
Big guy with a bat.
Big guy with a bat.
Bingo! Pop star Princess!
Bingo! Pop star Princess!
Boss. That's his car, isn't it?
Boss. That's his car, isn't it?
Bravo, Mike.
Bravo, Mike.
Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Brought down the house once and for all today.
Brought down the house once and for all today.
Bully!
Bully!
Buster moon.
Buster moon.
Buster, it's falling! Let go!
Buster, it's falling! Let go!
Buster, look out!
Buster, look out!
Buster, no! Don't go in there!
Buster, no! Don't go in there!
Buster, this is a terrible idea.
Buster, this is a terrible idea.
Buster, where are you going?
Buster, where are you going?
But all of the slots are filled.
But all of the slots are filled.
But anything's better than spending another evening
But anything's better than spending another evening
But but you told me...
But but you told me...
But I could really use some extra piano lessons.
But I could really use some extra piano lessons.
But I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow
But I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow
But i i auditioned yesterday, and I...
But i i auditioned yesterday, and I...
But I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.
But I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.
But I was born with a gift.
But I was born with a gift.
But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
But it's not.
But it's not.
But no, i i get so nervous, and... i i can't do it.
But no, i i get so nervous, and... i i can't do it.
But she's gonna chase those blues away
But she's gonna chase those blues away
But there is no denying his enormous talent.
But there is no denying his enormous talent.
But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.
But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.
But you know what?
But you know what?
But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.
But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.
But, Nana, it still is.
But, Nana, it still is.
By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
Bye bye, caspar.
Bye bye, caspar.
Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.
Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.
Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.
Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.
Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.
Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.
Bye, honey!
Bye, honey!
Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.
Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.
Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.
Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.
Bye, Tess. Bye bye, caspar.
Bye, Tess. Bye bye, caspar.
C can we please just get out of here?
C can we please just get out of here?
Calm down.
Calm down.
Can I take your place, please?
Can I take your place, please?
Can't wait.
Can't wait.
Caspar, get off the table.
Caspar, get off the table.
Caspar! Caspar, no!
Caspar! Caspar, no!
Cheated? Cheated?
Cheated? Cheated?
Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.
Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.
Come back here, you vandals!
Come back here, you vandals!
Come in. Over.
Come in. Over.
Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.
Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.
Come on, Becky.
Come on, Becky.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, moon, you can't just hide out
Come on, moon, you can't just hide out
Come on, moon!
Come on, moon!
Come on, off the stage.
Come on, off the stage.
Come on, off the stage. Please.
Come on, off the stage. Please.
Come on, you guys, out... out of here.
Come on, you guys, out... out of here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Don't you want this?
Come on! Don't you want this?
Come on! I ain't got all day!
Come on! I ain't got all day!
Come on.
Come on.
Come see for yourself.
Come see for yourself.
Cool. I guess we could hang.
Cool. I guess we could hang.
Could you bring me a spare speedo?
Could you bring me a spare speedo?
Courtesy of Mr. moo... moo...
Courtesy of Mr. moo... moo...
Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene.
Crowds are beginning to arrive at the scene.
D don't go, don't go!
D don't go, don't go!
Dad, please.
Dad, please.
Dad, what's going on? Over.
Dad, what's going on? Over.
Dad?
Dad?
Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.
Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
Didn't you see this? Huh?
Didn't you see this? Huh?
Do I need to start worrying
Do I need to start worrying
Do what you love, then you'll be great
Do what you love, then you'll be great
Do you know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?
Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?
Do you think you could sing like that
Do you think you could sing like that
Do you want to start over?
Do you want to start over?
Do you, Barry?
Do you, Barry?
Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.
Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.
Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.
Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.
Don't go!
Don't go!
Don't let him get away!
Don't let him get away!
Don't speak French. They speak English here.
Don't speak French. They speak English here.
Don't you want to eat?
Don't you want to eat?
Don't you worry, Eddie.
Don't you worry, Eddie.
Down here.
Down here.
Eddie, please show your Nana to the royal box.
Eddie, please show your Nana to the royal box.
Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana
Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana
Eddie? Is everything all right?
Eddie? Is everything all right?
Even the smell.
Even the smell.
Every day for 30 years,
Every day for 30 years,
Every day, Eddie.
Every day, Eddie.
Everybody ready?
Everybody ready?
Everyone come back to stage for selection.
Everyone come back to stage for selection.
Everyone in this city gets a shot
Everyone in this city gets a shot
Everyone! J j just think.
Everyone! J j just think.
Everything about it.
Everything about it.
Exactly. Total super jerk dinkleschplatt.
Exactly. Total super jerk dinkleschplatt.
Except I still can't tell how you cheated.
Except I still can't tell how you cheated.
Excuse me, Mr. moon?
Excuse me, Mr. moon?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fell in love with the theater.
Fell in love with the theater.
For a leading pharmaceutical company,
For a leading pharmaceutical company,
For a very prestigious prize?
For a very prestigious prize?
For building a water tank that exploded
For building a water tank that exploded
For her first ever live appearance...
For her first ever live appearance...
For some reason, it says here
For some reason, it says here
For sure, I'll open it.
For sure, I'll open it.
For the last time, miss crawly,
For the last time, miss crawly,
For this network, but this is sure to...
For this network, but this is sure to...
Forget the steps and just, like,
Forget the steps and just, like,
Get him!
Get him!
Get in! Quick!
Get in! Quick!
Get your pants back on, young man!
Get your pants back on, young man!
Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.
Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.
Give it up for Johnny, folks.
Give it up for Johnny, folks.
Give me some good news, miss crawly.
Give me some good news, miss crawly.
Give me your hand, kid.
Give me your hand, kid.
Go on. You're useless. Thanks.
Go on. You're useless. Thanks.
Go, go!
Go, go!
Going to get that kind of money?
Going to get that kind of money?
Gonna call her after that.
Gonna call her after that.
Gonna dock at night right here.
Gonna dock at night right here.
Good luck, ash.
Good luck, ash.
Good luck, every... whoa!
Good luck, every... whoa!
Good luck, Mr. moon.
Good luck, Mr. moon.
Good morning, buster.
Good morning, buster.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, Mr. moon.
Good morning, Mr. moon.
Good night, mommy.
Good night, mommy.
Good night, my dears.
Good night, my dears.
Good.
Good.
Good. Lower the moon.
Good. Lower the moon.
Great set of pipes, but boring to watch.
Great set of pipes, but boring to watch.
Great!
Great!
Great!
Great!
Great! Look, they're back.
Great! Look, they're back.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.
Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.
Great. Use this time to shake off
Great. Use this time to shake off
Gunter and Rosita!
Gunter and Rosita!
Gunter! Where are you?
Gunter! Where are you?
Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right?
Guys, guys, wait. We can talk this over, right?
Guys, I'm done.
Guys, I'm done.
Guys, listen. Stay where you are.
Guys, listen. Stay where you are.
Guys, look, i i I'm sorry about what happened,
Guys, look, i i I'm sorry about what happened,
H honey, honey, the show is starting, all right?
H honey, honey, the show is starting, all right?
Ha ha. Very funny.
Ha ha. Very funny.
Hang on, hang on, dad.
Hang on, hang on, dad.
Has anyone seen my glass eye?
Has anyone seen my glass eye?
Have you practiced that?
Have you practiced that?
Have you seen three nasty looking bears out there?
Have you seen three nasty looking bears out there?
He grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.
He grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.
He lied.
He lied.
He may be tiny,
He may be tiny,
He said $100,000.
He said $100,000.
He was only six years old, but his plans to become
He was only six years old, but his plans to become
He worked his tail off washing cars
He worked his tail off washing cars
He'll vouch for me. Come on!
He'll vouch for me. Come on!
He's done it!
He's done it!
He's not here.
He's not here.
He's really done it, Nana!
He's really done it, Nana!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?
Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?
Hey, come on, ash.
Hey, come on, ash.
Hey, hey, dad, we've been over this.
Hey, hey, dad, we've been over this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. The whole chest.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it. The whole chest.
Hey, hey, hey, you can't just barge in here.
Hey, hey, hey, you can't just barge in here.
Hey, hey, there you go.
Hey, hey, there you go.
Hey, Lance, look at this.
Hey, Lance, look at this.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, Mario.
Hey, Mario.
Hey, miss crawly.
Hey, miss crawly.
Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.
Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.
Hey, porky!
Hey, porky!
Hey, put your shoes back on right now!
Hey, put your shoes back on right now!
Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.
Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.
Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?
Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?
Hey, what did you expect?
Hey, what did you expect?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Uh, just a min...
Hey! Uh, just a min...
Hey! You want to see something great?
Hey! You want to see something great?
Hey. Did you bring the speedo?
Hey. Did you bring the speedo?
Hey. How was the big meeting?
Hey. How was the big meeting?
Hey. How's our new stagehand getting on?
Hey. How's our new stagehand getting on?
Hi. I'm Becky.
Hi. I'm Becky.
Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.
Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Gonna need more than that.
Hmm. Gonna need more than that.
Hold on right there, buster.
Hold on right there, buster.
Holding on line two again.
Holding on line two again.
Holding on line two right now, sir.
Holding on line two right now, sir.
Holy moly, I really do.
Holy moly, I really do.
Holy moly, I really do.
Holy moly, I really do.
Honestly, uh...
Honestly, uh...
Honey, I'm busy.
Honey, I'm busy.
Honey, when are you getting out?
Honey, when are you getting out?
Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.
Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.
How about this? Ha ha!
How about this? Ha ha!
How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?
How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?
How dare you!
How dare you!
How did I end up with a son like you, eh?
How did I end up with a son like you, eh?
How did that get there?
How did that get there?
How proud I am to be a part of this with you.
How proud I am to be a part of this with you.
How was that, dad?
How was that, dad?
How was your day, honey?
How was your day, honey?
How would you like to be a part of this show?
How would you like to be a part of this show?
How would you like to be the sponsor
How would you like to be the sponsor
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's that, miss crawly?
How's that, miss crawly?
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
I am your host, buster moon, and...
I am your host, buster moon, and...
I brought sandwiches.
I brought sandwiches.
I can do it... okay.
I can do it... okay.
I can get the bail money.
I can get the bail money.
I can make it.
I can make it.
I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits.
I can recall the ushers in their velvet suits.
I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.
I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.
I could partner you up with gunter.
I could partner you up with gunter.
I did it for us, Lance!
I did it for us, Lance!
I didn't... no, no, no, no, no, no, Judith...
I didn't... no, no, no, no, no, no, Judith...
I dismissed all of the group acts already.
I dismissed all of the group acts already.
I do?
I do?
I do?
I do?
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know how you do it all, honey.
I don't know how you do it all, honey.
I don't know, but I want to try.
I don't know, but I want to try.
I don't know, maybe we could do something together.
I don't know, maybe we could do something together.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I forgot I had that.
I forgot I had that.
I forgot my keys.
I forgot my keys.
I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...
I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...
I got a surprise for you, my son.
I got a surprise for you, my son.
I got cream cheese, i got banana...
I got cream cheese, i got banana...
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.
I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.
I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.
I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.
I have glow sticks.
I have glow sticks.
I have no control.
I have no control.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I have no intention of bailing you out.
I have no intention of bailing you out.
I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.
I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.
I i can't talk now. I gotta go.
I i can't talk now. I gotta go.
I i I'm so sorry. I i just...
I i I'm so sorry. I i just...
I i mean, yes, I can sing.
I i mean, yes, I can sing.
I i would. I i just get so scared.
I i would. I i just get so scared.
I just don't want to be in your gang.
I just don't want to be in your gang.
I just don't... I don't have the keys,
I just don't... I don't have the keys,
I just maybe kind of, uh, spent it all.
I just maybe kind of, uh, spent it all.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I know Derek, the manager.
I know Derek, the manager.
I know I make it look easy, babe,
I know I make it look easy, babe,
I know you're in there!
I know you're in there!
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know, right? You just gotta add some moves
I know, right? You just gotta add some moves
I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.
I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.
I love this headset!
I love this headset!
I made you some coffee.
I made you some coffee.
I mean, do you really love it?
I mean, do you really love it?
I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking
I mean, I lost any chance of ever speaking
I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.
I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.
I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.
I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.
I mean, look, if you play like that
I mean, look, if you play like that
I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.
I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.
I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.
I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.
I mean, this theater of yours,
I mean, this theater of yours,
I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,
I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,
I promise it won't happen again.
I promise it won't happen again.
I promised Nana something spectacular,
I promised Nana something spectacular,
I said turn it...
I said turn it...
I saw your ad in the paper.
I saw your ad in the paper.
I say...
I say...
I should just be getting groceries.
I should just be getting groceries.
I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.
I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.
I think I left my sunglasses in there.
I think I left my sunglasses in there.
I think that prize is as good as mine already.
I think that prize is as good as mine already.
I thought I had one, but it turns out
I thought I had one, but it turns out
I thought you guys said you were musicians.
I thought you guys said you were musicians.
I told you, you got to be gentle with the...
I told you, you got to be gentle with the...
I want to see what $100,000 looks like.
I want to see what $100,000 looks like.
I was at a singing contest.
I was at a singing contest.
I was saying that you are in...
I was saying that you are in...
I will take care of this.
I will take care of this.
I wish you'd join a choir.
I wish you'd join a choir.
I work for a bank, not a charity,
I work for a bank, not a charity,
I wouldn't be in here right now.
I wouldn't be in here right now.
I, uh...
I, uh...
I... i I'm gonna get the hang of this.
I... i I'm gonna get the hang of this.
I'll fix that.
I'll fix that.
I'll get the money! I promise!
I'll get the money! I promise!
I'll get you $100,000!
I'll get you $100,000!
I'll get you out! Dad, wait!
I'll get you out! Dad, wait!
I'll give you the money.
I'll give you the money.
I'll I'll get you...
I'll I'll get you...
I'll see you around, Eddie.
I'll see you around, Eddie.
I'll show you great.
I'll show you great.
I'll take...
I'll take...
I'll teach you everything i know. Follow me.
I'll teach you everything i know. Follow me.
I'm absolutely terrified.
I'm absolutely terrified.
I'm afraid that this...
I'm afraid that this...
I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.
I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.
I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
I'm not going to fire you.
I'm not going to fire you.
I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.
I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.
I'm perfectly capable of walking.
I'm perfectly capable of walking.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so sorry, Mr. moon.
I'm so sorry, Mr. moon.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. He had a fever,
I'm so sorry. He had a fever,
I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy,
I'm standing at the scene right now, Judy,
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
I'm the lead singer, okay?
I'm the lead singer, okay?
I'm, like, totally ready.
I'm, like, totally ready.
I'm... I'm terrified.
I'm... I'm terrified.
I've been told the 250 squid
I've been told the 250 squid
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got one for you, too.
I've got one for you, too.
I've gotta have you in my show.
I've gotta have you in my show.
I've gotta think. I've got to come up
I've gotta think. I've got to come up
I've selected for each of you.
I've selected for each of you.
If I had a voice like meena's, I'd be a superstar by now!
If I had a voice like meena's, I'd be a superstar by now!
If I won that money, we could build
If I won that money, we could build
If if your folks could just loan me the money until...
If if your folks could just loan me the money until...
If you hadn't squealed to the cops,
If you hadn't squealed to the cops,
If you just start singing.
If you just start singing.
In entertainment history.
In entertainment history.
In fact, I've made it even more spectacular.
In fact, I've made it even more spectacular.
In front of a real audience?
In front of a real audience?
In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.
In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.
In the meantime, you will continue
In the meantime, you will continue
In your buddy's pool house.
In your buddy's pool house.
Indeed it is, miss crawly.
Indeed it is, miss crawly.
Into a very, very large sum of money.
Into a very, very large sum of money.
Is everyone okay?
Is everyone okay?
Is she coming out?
Is she coming out?
Is this part of the competition?
Is this part of the competition?
Isn't this a great color for you?
Isn't this a great color for you?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It just kind of ruins my song, you know?
It just kind of ruins my song, you know?
It really doesn't.
It really doesn't.
It was a palace of wonder and magic.
It was a palace of wonder and magic.
It wasn't the right one or something.
It wasn't the right one or something.
It's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
It's going to be really good.
It's going to be really good.
It's gonna blow you away, Nana.
It's gonna blow you away, Nana.
It's gonna spice things up on stage.
It's gonna spice things up on stage.
It's just, I've got this family business thing.
It's just, I've got this family business thing.
It's like watching jell o dancing around.
It's like watching jell o dancing around.
It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?
It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?
It's me.
It's me.
It's never gonna happen.
It's never gonna happen.
It's the taking part that counts."
It's the taking part that counts."
It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?
It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?
It's yours, okay? All right here.
It's yours, okay? All right here.
It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;
It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;
It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's real this time, right?
It's, uh... I mean, it's... It's real this time, right?
Ja, ja, see?
Ja, ja, see?
Ja!
Ja!
Ja! Ja! This is me.
Ja! Ja! This is me.
Ja! The two of us together, you joking me?
Ja! The two of us together, you joking me?
Jackpot, baby!
Jackpot, baby!
Johnny, answer the walkie talkie.
Johnny, answer the walkie talkie.
Johnny, get back here. You're in.
Johnny, get back here. You're in.
Johnny, let's get you out here!
Johnny, let's get you out here!
Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.
Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.
Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...
Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...
Johnny, where are you?
Johnny, where are you?
Johnny, where are you?
Johnny, where are you?
Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
Johnny, you're on next.
Johnny, you're on next.
Johnny! Johnny!
Johnny! Johnny!
Johnny! Oh!
Johnny! Oh!
Johnny?
Johnny?
Johnny.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Johnny...
Johnny...
Judith! Hello.
Judith! Hello.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Just a second.
Just a second.
Just do what the koala says.
Just do what the koala says.
Just for me.
Just for me.
Just glad my dad isn't here to see this.
Just glad my dad isn't here to see this.
Just glad you're back in one piece.
Just glad you're back in one piece.
Just hang in there, ray. I got you.
Just hang in there, ray. I got you.
Just help yourself.
Just help yourself.
Just jumped the cue there. Don't worry.
Just jumped the cue there. Don't worry.
Just look at you, dear.
Just look at you, dear.
Just needs a knock.
Just needs a knock.
Just nod or shake your head, okay?
Just nod or shake your head, okay?
Just so I could buy this place.
Just so I could buy this place.
Just stick to the backing vocals.
Just stick to the backing vocals.
Keep... keep it coming.
Keep... keep it coming.
Kids, no. Back to your seats.
Kids, no. Back to your seats.
Kids, where's mommy?
Kids, where's mommy?
Koala be right back.
Koala be right back.
Lance is an artist,
Lance is an artist,
Lapsang souchong,
Lapsang souchong,
Lapsang souchong, no sugar, and be quick about it.
Lapsang souchong, no sugar, and be quick about it.
Let the bears in. Fine.
Let the bears in. Fine.
Let the music take control of your body parts.
Let the music take control of your body parts.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's get out of here, ash.
Let's get out of here, ash.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get this thing squared up now.
Let's get this thing squared up now.
Let's go to work.
Let's go to work.
Light up the stage, folks.
Light up the stage, folks.
Like it did in the good old days.
Like it did in the good old days.
Like you could do any better, pip squeak.
Like you could do any better, pip squeak.
Like, don't go.
Like, don't go.
Listen to your father!
Listen to your father!
Listen, could you meet me at the corner
Listen, could you meet me at the corner
Listen, guys, forget what I said before.
Listen, guys, forget what I said before.
Listen, Norman, i know it's short notice,
Listen, Norman, i know it's short notice,
Listen, you're not the only one
Listen, you're not the only one
Look at me. I'm mommy!
Look at me. I'm mommy!
Look at me. I'm turning red.
Look at me. I'm turning red.
Look at that she remembers me.
Look at that she remembers me.
Look out!
Look out!
Look, dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
Look, dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
Look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Look, do you love to sing?
Look, do you love to sing?
Look, I can't even keep count of the steps.
Look, I can't even keep count of the steps.
Look, I gotta tell you, um,
Look, I gotta tell you, um,
Look, if you want to win that money,
Look, if you want to win that money,
Look, it says I'm a danger to society.
Look, it says I'm a danger to society.
Look, just get down here and see for yourself.
Look, just get down here and see for yourself.
Look, kid.
Look, kid.
Look, look, look, i I'm really sorry,
Look, look, look, i I'm really sorry,
Look, turn that down.
Look, turn that down.
M my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,
M my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,
Man, where'd you go? Are you okay?
Man, where'd you go? Are you okay?
Meena, how would you like to re audition for the show?
Meena, how would you like to re audition for the show?
Meena, please.
Meena, please.
Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay?
Meena, what's wrong? Are you okay?
Meena!
Meena!
Meena?
Meena?
Meena.
Meena.
Meet us on the corner of Hector street in two minutes.
Meet us on the corner of Hector street in two minutes.
Mike here says you got his money
Mike here says you got his money
Mike, you're on first.
Mike, you're on first.
Mike!
Mike!
Miss crawly, fill the bucket.
Miss crawly, fill the bucket.
Miss crawly, if you would...
Miss crawly, if you would...
Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.
Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.
Miss crawly!
Miss crawly!
Miss crawly?
Miss crawly?
Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?
Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?
Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?
Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?
Mmm. That's it.
Mmm. That's it.
Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.
Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.
Mom...
Mom...
Mommy's here!
Mommy's here!
Moody teenager coming through.
Moody teenager coming through.
Moon, you... You've got some stuck here.
Moon, you... You've got some stuck here.
Moon! Okay?
Moon! Okay?
Moon! Open this door!
Moon! Open this door!
Moon! Open this door!
Moon! Open this door!
Moon's got my money.
Moon's got my money.
Mr. moon would like everyone
Mr. moon would like everyone
Mr. moon, are you sure this is legal?
Mr. moon, are you sure this is legal?
Mr. moon, I'm really trying, i promise.
Mr. moon, I'm really trying, i promise.
Mr. moon, none of your shows have ever worked.
Mr. moon, none of your shows have ever worked.
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Music and light bringing dreams to life?
Music and light bringing dreams to life?
My band, Howie.
My band, Howie.
My body parts are not responding, okay?
My body parts are not responding, okay?
My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,
My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,
Nana is gonna love that.
Nana is gonna love that.
Nana, please, just listen to me
Nana, please, just listen to me
Nana, you were absolutely amazing.
Nana, you were absolutely amazing.
Nana!
Nana!
Nana...!
Nana...!
Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect
Negative. I've lost sight of the suspect
No in show.
No in show.
No, I'm... I'm not joking.
No, I'm... I'm not joking.
No, mom, I have not made any friends.
No, mom, I have not made any friends.
No, no, no, no, no, don't...
No, no, no, no, no, don't...
No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a moment here.
No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a moment here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.
No, no, no, no...!
No, no, no, no...!
No, no, no, please, please, wait!
No, no, no, please, please, wait!
No, no. I just want her, not you.
No, no. I just want her, not you.
No, none of this is okay.
No, none of this is okay.
No, that's the bucket for the leak.
No, that's the bucket for the leak.
No, you haven't. Shh.
No, you haven't. Shh.
No.
No.
None of them!
None of them!
Norman, are you awake?
Norman, are you awake?
Norman, are you listening to me?
Norman, are you listening to me?
Norman, would you please tell them
Norman, would you please tell them
Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?
Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?
Not by a million miles.
Not by a million miles.
Not everyone can write songs, okay?
Not everyone can write songs, okay?
Not for that singing contest i saw on the news.
Not for that singing contest i saw on the news.
Now back to you in the studio, John.
Now back to you in the studio, John.
Now just follow me on the beat.
Now just follow me on the beat.
Now welcome our first contestant.
Now welcome our first contestant.
Now, go get my cocoa.
Now, go get my cocoa.
Now, hit it!
Now, hit it!
Now, I need you to add the following information
Now, I need you to add the following information
Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.
Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.
Now, let's get to work.
Now, let's get to work.
Now, let's see.
Now, let's see.
Now, listen up.
Now, listen up.
Now, my next show is gonna be drumroll, please...
Now, my next show is gonna be drumroll, please...
Now, settle your accounts,
Now, settle your accounts,
Now, that is more like it.
Now, that is more like it.
Now, watch this.
Now, watch this.
Now, we use this to follow the steps.
Now, we use this to follow the steps.
Now, would you pull yourself together,
Now, would you pull yourself together,
Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,
Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,
Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume
Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume
Now?
Now?
Of course I do.
Of course I do.
Of course I love you.
Of course I love you.
Of dinsdale and lemington?
Of dinsdale and lemington?
Of namby pamby animals in here saying things like,
Of namby pamby animals in here saying things like,
Of paper we have left and let's spread the word
Of paper we have left and let's spread the word
Off the stage, Helga.
Off the stage, Helga.
Oh, but this show is gonna... Gonna pack 'em in
Oh, but this show is gonna... Gonna pack 'em in
Oh, come on, you don't believe all that.
Oh, come on, you don't believe all that.
Oh, dad, i wish you could see this.
Oh, dad, i wish you could see this.
Oh, dad.
Oh, dad.
Oh, don't feel bad, folks.
Oh, don't feel bad, folks.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Oh, for heaven sakes,
Oh, for heaven sakes,
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Oh, forgive me, your highness.
Oh, forgive me, your highness.
Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.
Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, great. Hey, by the way, i love your act.
Oh, great. Hey, by the way, i love your act.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hello there.
Oh, hello, Eddie.
Oh, hello, Eddie.
Oh, hello, Mr. moon.
Oh, hello, Mr. moon.
Oh, here she is.
Oh, here she is.
Oh, I am offended.
Oh, I am offended.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I found 'em.
Oh, I found 'em.
Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.
Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.
Oh, I got Judith from the bank
Oh, I got Judith from the bank
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I... if you insist.
Oh, I... if you insist.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...
Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...
Oh, I'm so proud of you, i could pop!
Oh, I'm so proud of you, i could pop!
Oh, it it... It's right here, miss crawly.
Oh, it it... It's right here, miss crawly.
Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...
Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.
Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.
Oh, look at...
Oh, look at...
Oh, lucky me.
Oh, lucky me.
Oh, man, these are, like,
Oh, man, these are, like,
Oh, Mr. moon, i got Judith from the bank
Oh, Mr. moon, i got Judith from the bank
Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.
Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I've run over my dad.
Oh, no. I've run over my dad.
Oh, oh, they're about to start.
Oh, oh, they're about to start.
Oh, oh, wait. W wait!
Oh, oh, wait. W wait!
Oh, okay. Come on out of there.
Oh, okay. Come on out of there.
Oh, our first customer.
Oh, our first customer.
Oh, please. You're too kind, really.
Oh, please. You're too kind, really.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, stand back.
Oh, stand back.
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, that... That cracks me up, every time.
Oh, that... That cracks me up, every time.
Oh, the kids?
Oh, the kids?
Oh, um... here.
Oh, um... here.
Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.
Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.
Oh, what is this for?
Oh, what is this for?
Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.
Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.
Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.
Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.
Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. moon.
Oh, yeah, you're too kind, Mr. moon.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, and believe me,
Oh, yes, and believe me,
Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.
Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.
Oh, you're... You're too kind, Mr. moon.
Oh, you're... You're too kind, Mr. moon.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.
Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oi, dad. Just going out.
Oi, dad. Just going out.
Oi, didn't you hear me?
Oi, didn't you hear me?
Oi!
Oi!
Okay, ash, um...
Okay, ash, um...
Okay, can we see ash next, please?
Okay, can we see ash next, please?
Okay, come on, you can do this.
Okay, come on, you can do this.
Okay, come on.
Okay, come on.
Okay, deep breaths.
Okay, deep breaths.
Okay, don't worry, everybody.
Okay, don't worry, everybody.
Okay, everybody, don't panic.
Okay, everybody, don't panic.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
Okay, guys, listen up.
Okay, guys, listen up.
Okay, Johnny, you follow them...
Okay, Johnny, you follow them...
Okay, listen.
Okay, listen.
Okay, Nana...
Okay, Nana...
Okay, next up,
Okay, next up,
Okay, no, i i...
Okay, no, i i...
Okay, okay, listen, listen, i just, uh...
Okay, okay, listen, listen, i just, uh...
Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl.
Okay, okay, okay, steady, girl.
Okay, soloists.
Okay, soloists.
Okay, that's everyone, Mr. moon.
Okay, that's everyone, Mr. moon.
Okay, that's normal.
Okay, that's normal.
Okay, then I'll take...
Okay, then I'll take...
Okay, uh, one at a time, please.
Okay, uh, one at a time, please.
Okay, wait, let me see.
Okay, wait, let me see.
Okay, well, we're done now. Thank you, Nana.
Okay, well, we're done now. Thank you, Nana.
Okay, yes, I'll be right over.
Okay, yes, I'll be right over.
Okay? Miss crawly will show you to your rehearsal spaces.
Okay? Miss crawly will show you to your rehearsal spaces.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right.
Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right.
Okay. Thank you, miss crawly.
Okay. Thank you, miss crawly.
Okay. That's everyone on my list.
Okay. That's everyone on my list.
Okay. Toodle oo.
Okay. Toodle oo.
On tickets for everyone.
On tickets for everyone.
One moment, please, sir.
One moment, please, sir.
One, two, one, two, three, four!
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Ooh hoo hoo! Wowza!
Ooh hoo hoo! Wowza!
Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!
Oopsie Daisy.
Oopsie Daisy.
Open it!
Open it!
Open it? I i... no. Me?
Open it? I i... no. Me?
Open it.
Open it.
Or we will repossess this property.
Or we will repossess this property.
Our own recording studio, start our own label.
Our own recording studio, start our own label.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow. Mmm.
Ow. Mmm.
Pete!
Pete!
Phew!
Phew!
Places, everyone.
Places, everyone.
Playing checkers with this old fart.
Playing checkers with this old fart.
Please sit down!
Please sit down!
Please, join the show, okay?
Please, join the show, okay?
Please, this flattery is futile.
Please, this flattery is futile.
Please, you guys, please.
Please, you guys, please.
Posters up.
Posters up.
Precisely.
Precisely.
Print 'em up on every single sheet
Print 'em up on every single sheet
Probably won't be for a while, though, will it?
Probably won't be for a while, though, will it?
Psst! Hey! Hey!
Psst! Hey! Hey!
Pull over.
Pull over.
Queues a mile long just to get a ticket.
Queues a mile long just to get a ticket.
Real talent from real life.
Real talent from real life.
Really? Wait.
Really? Wait.
Really? Well, yeah.
Really? Well, yeah.
Rehearsal? For what?
Rehearsal? For what?
Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning,
Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning,
Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning.
Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning.
Relax, sweetheart. Just came back
Relax, sweetheart. Just came back
Right away, okay?
Right away, okay?
Right now.
Right now.
Right there.
Right there.
Right, 'cause deep down we know...
Right, 'cause deep down we know...
Right?
Right?
Right. Here we go. Hit it!
Right. Here we go. Hit it!
Rosita and gunter, you're on after Mike.
Rosita and gunter, you're on after Mike.
Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
Rosita, have you seen my car keys?
Rosita, have you seen my car?
Rosita, have you seen my car?
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.
Rosita, what the...?
Rosita, what the...?
Rosita!
Rosita!
Rosita!
Rosita!
Rosita! Gunter!
Rosita! Gunter!
Rosita.
Rosita.
Run!
Run!
Same as always.
Same as always.
See inside my tiny teenage mind.
See inside my tiny teenage mind.
See you around, porky.
See you around, porky.
See you, son.
See you, son.
Seriously, the... the part where you fall flat on your face?
Seriously, the... the part where you fall flat on your face?
She did it!
She did it!
She is one mean sheep.
She is one mean sheep.
She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic.
She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic.
She sings too much with her head, right?
She sings too much with her head, right?
She told the whole street about your audition.
She told the whole street about your audition.
She's got some pretty high standards.
She's got some pretty high standards.
She's here.
She's here.
She's loaded.
She's loaded.
She's not even that good.
She's not even that good.
She's right here.
She's right here.
She's still alive?
She's still alive?
Shipment's coming in.
Shipment's coming in.
Shoppers are reminded the store
Shoppers are reminded the store
Sing.
Sing.
Singing for ourselves?
Singing for ourselves?
So choose carefully from the list of songs
So choose carefully from the list of songs
So get some sleep and dream big dreams.
So get some sleep and dream big dreams.
So get some sleep and dream big dreams.
So get some sleep and dream big dreams.
So long, suckers!
So long, suckers!
So maybe you can come back later?
So maybe you can come back later?
So she's a little shy. So what?
So she's a little shy. So what?
So the getaway driver meets us here.
So the getaway driver meets us here.
So, from now on,
So, from now on,
So, how do you want to handle this?
So, how do you want to handle this?
So, meena, are you in the show?
So, meena, are you in the show?
So, what do I do?
So, what do I do?
So, what should I do?
So, what should I do?
So, what, you live in the pool house now?
So, what, you live in the pool house now?
So, where's the $100,000?
So, where's the $100,000?
So... so, when exactly is this ship coming in, then?
So... so, when exactly is this ship coming in, then?
Some other place to put the show on.
Some other place to put the show on.
Some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes,
Some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes,
Some say he's a walking disaster.
Some say he's a walking disaster.
Some say he's the worst showman
Some say he's the worst showman
Sorry, dad.
Sorry, dad.
Sorry, I... I get carried away.
Sorry, I... I get carried away.
Sorry, it's it's all i got right now.
Sorry, it's it's all i got right now.
Sorry, old girl.
Sorry, old girl.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. I didn't mean to. I just...
Sorry. I didn't mean to. I just...
Sounds like a great dad.
Sounds like a great dad.
Speedo?
Speedo?
Squid power.
Squid power.
Stagehand?
Stagehand?
Stay here.
Stay here.
Steady...
Steady...
Stop. I can't take it.
Stop. I can't take it.
Style. I'm glad you brought that up.
Style. I'm glad you brought that up.
Super cool!
Super cool!
Sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn,
Sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn,
Sure, you do. All right, but but...
Sure, you do. All right, but but...
Take care of her, will you?
Take care of her, will you?
Take it away, Johnny!
Take it away, Johnny!
Take it away, meena.
Take it away, meena.
Talk to me, crawly.
Talk to me, crawly.
Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure
Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure
Tell her buster moon is out to lunch.
Tell her buster moon is out to lunch.
Tell ricki. He started it.
Tell ricki. He started it.
Tenderly playing the keys.
Tenderly playing the keys.
Th that ledge?
Th that ledge?
Than you've ever worked in your lives.
Than you've ever worked in your lives.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, miss crawly.
Thank you, miss crawly.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot, kid.
Thanks a lot, kid.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That bad, really?
That bad, really?
That I should be playing the piano?
That I should be playing the piano?
That I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be,
That I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be,
That is a lot of skin.
That is a lot of skin.
That is Mike!
That is Mike!
That koala's a fool, Sherry Anne.
That koala's a fool, Sherry Anne.
That pip squeak really was great.
That pip squeak really was great.
That prize, it's mine.
That prize, it's mine.
That that that chicken right there!
That that that chicken right there!
That theater no longer has an audience.
That theater no longer has an audience.
That total super jerk dinkleschplatt!
That total super jerk dinkleschplatt!
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That you're gonna be a singer?
That you're gonna be a singer?
That... that is not necessary.
That... that is not necessary.
That's all there is?
That's all there is?
That's enough now.
That's enough now.
That's good.
That's good.
That's it?
That's it?
That's it. Come on.
That's it. Come on.
That's my birthday wish coming true right there!
That's my birthday wish coming true right there!
That's my inhaler.
That's my inhaler.
That's not allowed. Ugh.
That's not allowed. Ugh.
That's prize money, and it's not Mike's
That's prize money, and it's not Mike's
That's quite enough of that.
That's quite enough of that.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Just like I started this band.
That's right. Just like I started this band.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to 'em!
That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to 'em!
The audience are in their seats, Mr. moon.
The audience are in their seats, Mr. moon.
The biggest hit this city has ever seen.
The biggest hit this city has ever seen.
The cheesiest songs of all time.
The cheesiest songs of all time.
The cops are here in...
The cops are here in...
The curtain rising over that glorious stage.
The curtain rising over that glorious stage.
The darn thing keeps popping out.
The darn thing keeps popping out.
The fire went out a long time ago.
The fire went out a long time ago.
The first koala bear in space were suddenly toast.
The first koala bear in space were suddenly toast.
The lady in aisle six...
The lady in aisle six...
The lights, the way the scenery moved,
The lights, the way the scenery moved,
The moment an ordinary little guy
The moment an ordinary little guy
The moment it all began.
The moment it all began.
The name buster moon will go down
The name buster moon will go down
The name buster moon would go down
The name buster moon would go down
The only one who actually enjoyed that.
The only one who actually enjoyed that.
The only other job I know.
The only other job I know.
The prize? Oh, sure.
The prize? Oh, sure.
The show?
The show?
The very first stage lit entirely by...
The very first stage lit entirely by...
The winner of the singing contest
The winner of the singing contest
Then you better be ready to work harder
Then you better be ready to work harder
Then you face this head on, meena.
Then you face this head on, meena.
Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say,
Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say,
There he is!
There he is!
There is no prize money, 'cause there's no competition.
There is no prize money, 'cause there's no competition.
There it is. Thank you.
There it is. Thank you.
There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere.
There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere.
There will be a ten percent discount
There will be a ten percent discount
There you go. You're a natural.
There you go. You're a natural.
There!
There!
There.
There.
There'll be goose bumps everywhere.
There'll be goose bumps everywhere.
There'll be other chances.
There'll be other chances.
There's a prize it's $100,000...
There's a prize it's $100,000...
There's got to be a way to get it.
There's got to be a way to get it.
There's not an ounce of talent between 'em.
There's not an ounce of talent between 'em.
There's not much of an audience out there tonight.
There's not much of an audience out there tonight.
There's only one way left to go,
There's only one way left to go,
There's only one way left to go, and that's up.
There's only one way left to go, and that's up.
These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms,
These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms,
They even hooked me up with this life coach dude.
They even hooked me up with this life coach dude.
They loved you.
They loved you.
They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac.
They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac.
They say their paychecks bounced.
They say their paychecks bounced.
They were magnificent.
They were magnificent.
They were not "good old days," Mr. moon.
They were not "good old days," Mr. moon.
They... yeah, I have 25.
They... yeah, I have 25.
They'll be wondering what happened to me.
They'll be wondering what happened to me.
They're paid tout de suite.
They're paid tout de suite.
This city's ever seen.
This city's ever seen.
This contest is war.
This contest is war.
This is a palace of wonder and magic.
This is a palace of wonder and magic.
This is crazy. I'm out of here.
This is crazy. I'm out of here.
This is it, folks.
This is it, folks.
This is it, miss crawly.
This is it, miss crawly.
This is just a prop.
This is just a prop.
This is no ordinary theater.
This is no ordinary theater.
This is... This is my lot for life
This is... This is my lot for life
This show is going to be
This show is going to be
This show is not gonna save your theater.
This show is not gonna save your theater.
This song was made for you.
This song was made for you.
This stage is about to explode with major piggy power.
This stage is about to explode with major piggy power.
This stage is the battlefield.
This stage is the battlefield.
This was it.
This was it.
This, me, right now, this is who I am.
This, me, right now, this is who I am.
This... this was just...
This... this was just...
Those first day inhibitions, and I'll be right back.
Those first day inhibitions, and I'll be right back.
Those shows were the problem.
Those shows were the problem.
Thursdays, clean the pool.
Thursdays, clean the pool.
Time for school.
Time for school.
To audition, Mr. moon.
To audition, Mr. moon.
To meet backstage before she arrives.
To meet backstage before she arrives.
To my dad again over this show.
To my dad again over this show.
To rehearse in the dark.
To rehearse in the dark.
To show you bozos how it's really done.
To show you bozos how it's really done.
To stop thinking and it's time to just move on.
To stop thinking and it's time to just move on.
To their usual work is not yet...
To their usual work is not yet...
Tomorrow we are going to have a full preview of the show,
Tomorrow we are going to have a full preview of the show,
Tonight you're singing for yourselves.
Tonight you're singing for yourselves.
Too slow, dude.
Too slow, dude.
Top of the morning to you.
Top of the morning to you.
Touch your toes!
Touch your toes!
Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;
Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;
Two minutes, everybody. Final checks.
Two minutes, everybody. Final checks.
Ugh! Counting schmounting!
Ugh! Counting schmounting!
Ugh. Seriously?
Ugh. Seriously?
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Yeah.
Uh huh. Yeah.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, a special performance just for you.
Uh, a special performance just for you.
Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please?
Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please?
Uh, I can't move.
Uh, I can't move.
Uh, it's a bucket?
Uh, it's a bucket?
Uh, just a second here.
Uh, just a second here.
Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line.
Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line.
Uh, Mr. moon?
Uh, Mr. moon?
Uh, Nana, i i don't know how to make tea.
Uh, Nana, i i don't know how to make tea.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, okay.
Uh, okay.
Uh, we we're... We're putting on a show here.
Uh, we we're... We're putting on a show here.
Uh, we're gonna come back to this, meena.
Uh, we're gonna come back to this, meena.
Uh, well, not yet.
Uh, well, not yet.
Uh, who is it?
Uh, who is it?
Uh, yeah...
Uh, yeah...
Uh, you guys okay?
Uh, you guys okay?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... I don't know.
Uh... I don't know.
Uh... no.
Uh... no.
Uh... Okay, I'll do it.
Uh... Okay, I'll do it.
Uh... okay. Uh...
Uh... okay. Uh...
Uh... uh...
Uh... uh...
Uh... well, yeah, kind of, but...
Uh... well, yeah, kind of, but...
Uh... yeah.
Uh... yeah.
Um, i i baked a cake for you
Um, i i baked a cake for you
Um, I was at a rehearsal.
Um, I was at a rehearsal.
Um, no. No, no, no, not you guys.
Um, no. No, no, no, not you guys.
Um, thanks for coming, Richard.
Um, thanks for coming, Richard.
Um, wait a second.
Um, wait a second.
Um, well, thing is, i i went
Um, well, thing is, i i went
Um, yeah, buster moon certainly
Um, yeah, buster moon certainly
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Unconfirmed reports suggest
Unconfirmed reports suggest
Unless he wins it fair and...
Unless he wins it fair and...
Up in the air!
Up in the air!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. What did you say?
Wait. What did you say?
Wait. You want us to sing together?
Wait. You want us to sing together?
War of attrition. Rosie takes a bow.
War of attrition. Rosie takes a bow.
We ain't got a date yet.
We ain't got a date yet.
We are set for life now, boys!
We are set for life now, boys!
We are? Seriously?
We are? Seriously?
We both know that my theater has been going through
We both know that my theater has been going through
We have one final act for you tonight.
We have one final act for you tonight.
We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star!
We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star!
We met at Eddie's graduation.
We met at Eddie's graduation.
We'll be back in exactly 37...
We'll be back in exactly 37...
We'll never get this done.
We'll never get this done.
We're all reasonable individuals here.
We're all reasonable individuals here.
We're going to be spicy, no?
We're going to be spicy, no?
We're through.
We're through.
We've been told there's a ship carrying 25 million in gold,
We've been told there's a ship carrying 25 million in gold,
Welcome to all you newcomers.
Welcome to all you newcomers.
Welcome to our newly refurbished, open air theater.
Welcome to our newly refurbished, open air theater.
Welcome to the moon theater.
Welcome to the moon theater.
Welcome to the new moon theater.
Welcome to the new moon theater.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show.
Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over.
Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over.
Well, gotta go to work. Uh...
Well, gotta go to work. Uh...
Well, I better get back.
Well, I better get back.
Well, I have something really exciting to tell you.
Well, I have something really exciting to tell you.
Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid.
Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid.
Well, I know it's late,
Well, I know it's late,
Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.
Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.
Well, is that so?
Well, is that so?
Well, it seems I'm not
Well, it seems I'm not
Well, it sounds to me like you
Well, it sounds to me like you
Well, it's just like you remember it.
Well, it's just like you remember it.
Well, John, I've covered many disasters
Well, John, I've covered many disasters
Well, look, I mean, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot
Well, look, I mean, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot
Well, open it, will you?
Well, open it, will you?
Well, sure, but I messed it up.
Well, sure, but I messed it up.
Well, that's cool. Meena? Miss crawly?
Well, that's cool. Meena? Miss crawly?
Well, then you're just as big a fool as I am!
Well, then you're just as big a fool as I am!
Well, there's only one thing I can do.
Well, there's only one thing I can do.
Well, tomorrow night,
Well, tomorrow night,
Well, we don't quite have it all locked in...
Well, we don't quite have it all locked in...
Well, well, well, hello again.
Well, well, well, hello again.
Well, where'd you hide the money?
Well, where'd you hide the money?
Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay?
Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay?
Well, yeah, maybe.
Well, yeah, maybe.
Well, you know the good thing about hitting rock bottom?
Well, you know the good thing about hitting rock bottom?
Well, you know,
Well, you know,
Well, you'll not get a cent out of me.
Well, you'll not get a cent out of me.
Well, you're one great card player, Mike.
Well, you're one great card player, Mike.
Well, you've got a lot of animals waiting in line
Well, you've got a lot of animals waiting in line
Well, your dad's right.
Well, your dad's right.
Wh what the...?
Wh what the...?
What a good singer I am?
What a good singer I am?
What a huge waste of everyone's...
What a huge waste of everyone's...
What about that, huh?
What about that, huh?
What about that?
What about that?
What about the 100 grand?
What about the 100 grand?
What about your backup song?
What about your backup song?
What are you doing back here?
What are you doing back here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you going to do, Mr. moon?
What are you going to do, Mr. moon?
What are you...?
What are you...?
What do you care? It's the last job we ever need to do.
What do you care? It's the last job we ever need to do.
What do you mean, you gotta leave now?
What do you mean, you gotta leave now?
What do you say, Nana?
What do you say, Nana?
What do you smoke out of this?
What do you smoke out of this?
What do you think this is, kindergarten?
What do you think this is, kindergarten?
What do you think you...?
What do you think you...?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What is it? Do you... Do you not like the dress?
What is it? Do you... Do you not like the dress?
What is that? Turn it down, will you?
What is that? Turn it down, will you?
What is this? I don't understand.
What is this? I don't understand.
What should I tell her this time?
What should I tell her this time?
What the...?
What the...?
What what what is...? Who's he...?
What what what is...? Who's he...?
What, are you kidding me?
What, are you kidding me?
What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?
What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?
What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral?
What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Buster, no, listen to me!
What? Buster, no, listen to me!
What? Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? I can't hear you.
What? I can't hear you.
What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
What? What, sit around playing video games?
What? What, sit around playing video games?
What? What? What did I say?
What? What? What did I say?
What... what are you...?
What... what are you...?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? Where's Johnny?
What's going on? Where's Johnny?
What's not to like?
What's not to like?
What's the big idea?
What's the big idea?
What's the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?
What's the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?
What's with the face? You were great.
What's with the face? You were great.
When did we last pay the power company, Mr. moon?
When did we last pay the power company, Mr. moon?
When it comes in, we go.
When it comes in, we go.
Where were you?
Where were you?
Whether they will be returning
Whether they will be returning
Whew! All right, call everyone
Whew! All right, call everyone
Whew! That was close.
Whew! That was close.
Whew.
Whew.
Which one of you is moon?
Which one of you is moon?
Who had been part of moon's display
Who had been part of moon's display
Who is this "moon"?
Who is this "moon"?
Who lost something here.
Who lost something here.
Who needs keys, right? All right, well, let...
Who needs keys, right? All right, well, let...
Who never had a hit in his career."
Who never had a hit in his career."
Who wants to see another one of those?
Who wants to see another one of those?
Who was recently dumped by her boyfriend.
Who was recently dumped by her boyfriend.
Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning.
Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning.
Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk you've got there.
Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk you've got there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, enough of that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, enough of that.
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,
Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoop. Uh... sorry.
Whoop. Uh... sorry.
Whoops.
Whoops.
Why aren't you guys rehearsing?
Why aren't you guys rehearsing?
Why? You think I can't write my own song?
Why? You think I can't write my own song?
Will close in 15 minutes. Thank you.
Will close in 15 minutes. Thank you.
Will receive a grand prize of...
Will receive a grand prize of...
With a song of her very own.
With a song of her very own.
With the usual guards here and here.
With the usual guards here and here.
Without bringing her some flowers.
Without bringing her some flowers.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
Would you please welcome to the stage
Would you please welcome to the stage
Would you please welcome to the stage Mike.
Would you please welcome to the stage Mike.
Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.
Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.
Wow, it's so ambitious.
Wow, it's so ambitious.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Thank you, Johnny.
Wow! Thank you, Johnny.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I saw this show when I was a kid.
Wow. I saw this show when I was a kid.
Wow. It's like you can
Wow. It's like you can
Yay! It's about time.
Yay! It's about time.
Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep.
Yeah, 37 minutes. Yep.
Yeah, and you know what, i bet we can find
Yeah, and you know what, i bet we can find
Yeah, are you sure about this?
Yeah, are you sure about this?
Yeah, but we can't afford any of this.
Yeah, but we can't afford any of this.
Yeah, course I will.
Yeah, course I will.
Yeah, I am afraid.
Yeah, I am afraid.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah, I think the word you're after is "awful."
Yeah, I think the word you're after is "awful."
Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show.
Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show.
Yeah, mommy! Gunter and Rosita!
Yeah, mommy! Gunter and Rosita!
Yeah, my folks want me to be more,
Yeah, my folks want me to be more,
Yeah, please.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.
Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.
Yeah, thanks, Rosita.
Yeah, thanks, Rosita.
Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma!
Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma!
Yeah, we just want to make sure
Yeah, we just want to make sure
Yeah, yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. moon.
Yeah, yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. moon.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dad. I'm here. I'm here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dad. I'm here. I'm here.
Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win.
Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win.
Yeah, yeah...
Yeah, yeah...
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, and you know what's great
Yep, and you know what's great
Yep, mind your head here.
Yep, mind your head here.
Yep, when this show's a hit,
Yep, when this show's a hit,
Yes, and do you know why i have this bucket?
Yes, and do you know why i have this bucket?
Yes, can I help...?
Yes, can I help...?
Yes, I am your host, buster moon...
Yes, I am your host, buster moon...
Yes, I know, and that's why...
Yes, I know, and that's why...
Yes, I need a nanny just for a couple of weeks.
Yes, I need a nanny just for a couple of weeks.
Yes, I'm here.
Yes, I'm here.
Yes, indeed, uh, i am about to come
Yes, indeed, uh, i am about to come
Yes, it's all... It's all in there.
Yes, it's all... It's all in there.
Yes, just imagine big, soulful guy like you
Yes, just imagine big, soulful guy like you
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
Yes, sir! Up the stairs. I'll be right along.
Yes, sir! Up the stairs. I'll be right along.
Yes, that was very bad.
Yes, that was very bad.
Yes, they're wonderful.
Yes, they're wonderful.
Yes, uh, yes, sir.
Yes, uh, yes, sir.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes? No?
Yes? No?
You all saw it right here.
You all saw it right here.
You all saw it.
You all saw it.
You almost killed me, jumbo!
You almost killed me, jumbo!
You and me, we we're both afraid for good reason.
You and me, we we're both afraid for good reason.
You and me!
You and me!
You are a liar, Mr. moon.
You are a liar, Mr. moon.
You are all trespassing on private property.
You are all trespassing on private property.
You are going to be a star one day!
You are going to be a star one day!
You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm up.
You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm up.
You are just in time to meet a teenager
You are just in time to meet a teenager
You are my chosen few.
You are my chosen few.
You are not a failure.
You are not a failure.
You are very talented.
You are very talented.
You can do it. Okay...
You can do it. Okay...
You can? Great.
You can? Great.
You can't just sing it.
You can't just sing it.
You could get some decent money for it and...
You could get some decent money for it and...
You did? Where is it?
You did? Where is it?
You don't have the money, do you?
You don't have the money, do you?
You don't look a day over 90.
You don't look a day over 90.
You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. moon.
You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. moon.
You got it, boss.
You got it, boss.
You got it.
You got it.
You got that, meena?
You got that, meena?
You got to attack 'em.
You got to attack 'em.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You just start singing.
You just start singing.
You know how to get over that, right?
You know how to get over that, right?
You know this guy?
You know this guy?
You know what, kid?
You know what, kid?
You know, independent, I guess.
You know, independent, I guess.
You know?
You know?
You need to save that singing voice of yours.
You need to save that singing voice of yours.
You nervous?
You nervous?
You never were, and you never will be.
You never were, and you never will be.
You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't...
You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't...
You think you're some kind of artsy fartsy type?
You think you're some kind of artsy fartsy type?
You want to... you want to join these guys out there today?
You want to... you want to join these guys out there today?
You wash, I'll dry.
You wash, I'll dry.
You will not feel afraid anymore
You will not feel afraid anymore
You wrote that?
You wrote that?
You you probably don't remember me,
You you probably don't remember me,
You! Come on! Come on, fella!
You! Come on! Come on, fella!
You... you can go home.
You... you can go home.
You... you gave me a fright there.
You... you gave me a fright there.
You'll visit me, though, yeah?
You'll visit me, though, yeah?
You're a female, and you're a teenager.
You're a female, and you're a teenager.
You're all right, that's all.
You're all right, that's all.
You're at rock bottom, pal.
You're at rock bottom, pal.
You're getting it.
You're getting it.
You're gonna pick it up in no time.
You're gonna pick it up in no time.
You're in the show!
You're in the show!
You're never around anymore.
You're never around anymore.
You're nothing like me.
You're nothing like me.
You're right. I don't understand that at all.
You're right. I don't understand that at all.
You're still too soft on them corners, Johnny.
You're still too soft on them corners, Johnny.
You've got to show the fire und desire.
You've got to show the fire und desire.
You've gotta sing that today.
You've gotta sing that today.
You've had your chances.
You've had your chances.
You've, like, totally come back.
You've, like, totally come back.
Your boss, Mr. moon.
Your boss, Mr. moon.
Your Nana is still alive?
Your Nana is still alive?
Your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager,
Your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager,
Your pathetic shows are the reason
Your pathetic shows are the reason
Your song is your weapon.
Your song is your weapon.
Zoe, I saw that! Stop it!
Zoe, I saw that! Stop it!
Merci.
Merci.
Some folks may have said
Some folks may have said
Ah, forget it.
Ah, forget it.
All right.
All right.
and performance suggestions.
and performance suggestions.
Are you all right? Uh huh.
Are you all right? Uh huh.
are, in fact, employees...
are, in fact, employees...
Aw... I know, right?
Aw... I know, right?
Back to work now.
Back to work now.
because I am buster... Moon!
because I am buster... Moon!
Bye, honey. Bye, Norman.
Bye, honey. Bye, Norman.
Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.
Caspar! That's all?
Caspar! That's all?
Come on, let's take off
Come on, let's take off
Come on, make your wish.
Come on, make your wish.
Come on. What did I tell you?
Come on. What did I tell you?
Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
Daniel, can you hear me?
Daniel, can you hear me?
Don't panic. What's going on?
Don't panic. What's going on?
Don't you worry, Rosita.
Don't you worry, Rosita.
during the incident.
during the incident.
Empty your pockets right now. Trying to find...
Empty your pockets right now. Trying to find...
Excuse me, sir. Okay, look.
Excuse me, sir. Okay, look.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Good bye bye.
Good bye bye.
Good morning, Mr. moon.
Good morning, Mr. moon.
Great. Mr. moon!
Great. Mr. moon!
Guys, come on.
Guys, come on.
He must be dead.
He must be dead.
he was responsible
he was responsible
Hello!
Hello!
Hello! Ooh.
Hello! Ooh.
hello? Hello?
hello? Hello?
Help!
Help!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hmm? You're kidding.
Hmm? You're kidding.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How are you? Okay.
How are you? Okay.
I am not singing this.
I am not singing this.
i don't think anyone's
i don't think anyone's
in front of Nana noodleman...
in front of Nana noodleman...
Judith?
Judith?
just hang in there, buddy.
just hang in there, buddy.
Let me see, now.
Let me see, now.
Let's see, now.
Let's see, now.
lived happily ever after.
lived happily ever after.
Look, just calm down
Look, just calm down
Meena! Meena!
Meena! Meena!
Meena! You did it! That's my granddaughter! She did it!
Meena! You did it! That's my granddaughter! She did it!
Miss crawly!
Miss crawly!
Mr. moon?
Mr. moon?
Nana noodleman? Wow, Nana noodleman.
Nana noodleman? Wow, Nana noodleman.
No, no, no, no, listen.
No, no, no, no, listen.
No, no, no, not in here.
No, no, no, not in here.
Norman!
Norman!
Not so bad yourself. Ooh...
Not so bad yourself. Ooh...
Now blow out your candles.
Now blow out your candles.
Oh, honey, please don't cry.
Oh, honey, please don't cry.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, is that so?
Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
Oh, my gosh! Okay.
Oh, my gosh! Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my... ray!
Oh, my... ray!
Oh, what is wrong with me?
Oh, what is wrong with me?
Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.
Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.
Oopsie Daisy.
Oopsie Daisy.
Open this door!
Open this door!
Pete?
Pete?
Quiet down, everybody.
Quiet down, everybody.
Ricki? Kai?
Ricki? Kai?
Right? Yeah.
Right? Yeah.
See? You're getting it.
See? You're getting it.
Show's already been cast. Okay...
Show's already been cast. Okay...
Sorry. Oh, Mr. moon, don't...
Sorry. Oh, Mr. moon, don't...
Sure, Johnny. Go ahead. Okay, get ready,
Sure, Johnny. Go ahead. Okay, get ready,
Sure.
Sure.
Thank you so much. Hey, moon.
Thank you so much. Hey, moon.
Thank you, Daniel. Good bye.
Thank you, Daniel. Good bye.
That was great!
That was great!
The monkey lied.
The monkey lied.
There.
There.
There's someone at the door.
There's someone at the door.
these clothes.
these clothes.
Uh...
Uh...
Um, but they're really no problem...
Um, but they're really no problem...
Um, hi.
Um, hi.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait.
Wait.
We all did. Ja!
We all did. Ja!
welcome to the moon theater!
welcome to the moon theater!
welcome to...
welcome to...
Well, you seem fine now.
Well, you seem fine now.
What? Gah!
What? Gah!
What's that?
What's that?
Where are you
Where are you
Where is my money?
Where is my money?
with a solution... Look, maybe it's time
with a solution... Look, maybe it's time
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
You got it, Mr. moon.
You got it, Mr. moon.
You got that? Uh, $1,000...
You got that? Uh, $1,000...
You're a real pal, Eddie.
You're a real pal, Eddie.
You're gonna be all right. Okay, just...
You're gonna be all right. Okay, just...
You're welcome, Mr. moon.
You're welcome, Mr. moon.
You've told me repeatedly.
You've told me repeatedly.
a second chance to... Just a moment, please.
a second chance to... Just a moment, please.
All right, prove it, pal. What?
All right, prove it, pal. What?
Are you serious? What do you mean, done?
Are you serious? What do you mean, done?
Blow it outside. I'm sorry, Mr. moon.
Blow it outside. I'm sorry, Mr. moon.
Break it up, break it up, break it up. Oh, yeah?
Break it up, break it up, break it up. Oh, yeah?
Buster! Ah, Nana!
Buster! Ah, Nana!
But... Ah, don't worry about it.
But... Ah, don't worry about it.
by the end of the month... Okay, Judith...
by the end of the month... Okay, Judith...
Check your ego, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Check your ego, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Coffee? Thank you, miss crawly.
Coffee? Thank you, miss crawly.
Don't listen to him, Nana. I'm not listening
Don't listen to him, Nana. I'm not listening
Dream big dreams? I know, it's good, right?
Dream big dreams? I know, it's good, right?
Eddie? ...Of three star restaurant les calmars...
Eddie? ...Of three star restaurant les calmars...
for one second, okay? No, absolutely not.
for one second, okay? No, absolutely not.
Give him the money! Okay, okay.
Give him the money! Okay, okay.
Go for it! Oh, you mean like this?
Go for it! Oh, you mean like this?
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Great. I mean, no.
Great. I mean, no.
He's learning fast. All set and standing by!
He's learning fast. All set and standing by!
Here. What? No!
Here. What? No!
Hey, buster. Hey, Eddie.
Hey, buster. Hey, Eddie.
Hey, Eddie. How are you? Good.
Hey, Eddie. How are you? Good.
Hey, Mr. moon. You okay?
Hey, Mr. moon. You okay?
Hey! Come on. You all should come and see it.
Hey! Come on. You all should come and see it.
Hold it right there! Yeah, I'll get him!
Hold it right there! Yeah, I'll get him!
How's the show going? Ah, it's going great.
How's the show going? Ah, it's going great.
Hup hup hup hup hup hup. We've got...
Hup hup hup hup hup hup. We've got...
I can explain. Okay? He's your problem, not me.
I can explain. Okay? He's your problem, not me.
I have Judith from the bank. What?
I have Judith from the bank. What?
I tried. Bah!
I tried. Bah!
I want to be a singer. Singer?
I want to be a singer. Singer?
in entertainment history once and for all,
in entertainment history once and for all,
Is Rosita still here? Oh, yes.
Is Rosita still here? Oh, yes.
It better not. Thank you, Mr. moon.
It better not. Thank you, Mr. moon.
It was? Mm hmm.
It was? Mm hmm.
It wasn't me. Oh, is that so?
It wasn't me. Oh, is that so?
Keep it down, will you? Sorry.
Keep it down, will you? Sorry.
Life coach? Yeah.
Life coach? Yeah.
Mike? Right.
Mike? Right.
Mmm... um... Anytime, now.
Mmm... um... Anytime, now.
Mom, no, wait. Shh, shh. Shush, baby.
Mom, no, wait. Shh, shh. Shush, baby.
Moon lied to us all. Well, wait a second.
Moon lied to us all. Well, wait a second.
No, it's not. What, y you really believe
No, it's not. What, y you really believe
No. No, that's fine. Yeah.
No. No, that's fine. Yeah.
Oh, hello, Mr. moon. There we go.
Oh, hello, Mr. moon. There we go.
Oh, yes. Two minutes, everybody.
Oh, yes. Two minutes, everybody.
Quit? No.
Quit? No.
Rosita, no. Rosita, come on. What? Rosita, please.
Rosita, no. Rosita, come on. What? Rosita, please.
Run for it, baby! Hey!
Run for it, baby! Hey!
Shall I go open the doors now? The doors?
Shall I go open the doors now? The doors?
She's like 200 years old. Eddie, please, look.
She's like 200 years old. Eddie, please, look.
Shh, shh, shh. I gotta send you all home.
Shh, shh, shh. I gotta send you all home.
Some called him a visionary, a Maverick.
Some called him a visionary, a Maverick.
Tell him the plan. Right.
Tell him the plan. Right.
Tell me no. No. Absolutely not.
Tell me no. No. Absolutely not.
Thank you. Buster, what do you expect?
Thank you. Buster, what do you expect?
Thanks, Derek. Out of the way.
Thanks, Derek. Out of the way.
The show's still... Okay, okay. Aah!
The show's still... Okay, okay. Aah!
The... oh, yeah, uh, here. Great.
The... oh, yeah, uh, here. Great.
to either of you. Just wait one second.
to either of you. Just wait one second.
to get gas, and, um... Don't lie to me!
to get gas, and, um... Don't lie to me!
to our publicity flyers. Yes, sir.
to our publicity flyers. Yes, sir.
Tonight? Not tonight. Now.
Tonight? Not tonight. Now.
Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. Oh.
Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. Oh.
Um... Good!
Um... Good!
Um... uh... All right, enough of that.
Um... uh... All right, enough of that.
Way to go, meena! Oh, meena, we love you!
Way to go, meena! Oh, meena, we love you!
we have meena. Good luck out there.
we have meena. Good luck out there.
Wh what is this you got here? Just trying to find...
Wh what is this you got here? Just trying to find...
What about you, sir? Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician
What about you, sir? Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician
What the heck? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What the heck? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What the...? Hey, hey!
What the...? Hey, hey!
What? But I can't see anything.
What? But I can't see anything.
What? Huh? Yep.
What? Huh? Yep.
What? You want... You want me to drive? Yeah.
What? You want... You want me to drive? Yeah.
What?! And you will leave right now.
What?! And you will leave right now.
What's wrong? We got the call.
What's wrong? We got the call.
Whoo hoo! Ooh!
Whoo hoo! Ooh!
Wow! I think we'll probably have
Wow! I think we'll probably have
Yeah, come on. Me, too. Let's have a look. Open it.
Yeah, come on. Me, too. Let's have a look. Open it.
Yeah, right. Ow!
Yeah, right. Ow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ash, you're...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ash, you're...
You got anything in black? Black?
You got anything in black? Black?
You gotta be kidding me. Okay, you heard him.
You gotta be kidding me. Okay, you heard him.
You guys. Yes!
You guys. Yes!
You just... Bah! The heck there will!
You just... Bah! The heck there will!
You make a withdrawal! Yeah.
You make a withdrawal! Yeah.
You mean this? Yes, that's it.
You mean this? Yes, that's it.
You okay? Yep. Never better.
You okay? Yep. Never better.
You ready, big guy? Ja!
You ready, big guy? Ja!
You! Now, run away!
You! Now, run away!
You're on next. Yeah, okay, here.
You're on next. Yeah, okay, here.
Your own song? Well, yeah.
Your own song? Well, yeah.
...a singing competition.
...a singing competition.
...and that none of them were harmed
...and that none of them were harmed
...we just don't have what it takes.
...we just don't have what it takes.
'Cause I want to see it.
'Cause I want to see it.
'cause I'm warning you...
'cause I'm warning you...
'Cause the roof is leaking?
'Cause the roof is leaking?
'Cause tonight is our night.
'Cause tonight is our night.
'cause you won't be afraid anymore
'cause you won't be afraid anymore
'Cause, like my dad used to say,
'Cause, like my dad used to say,
'cause, well, i know you're sad right now
'cause, well, i know you're sad right now
"A deluded, washed up charlatan
"A deluded, washed up charlatan
"Do it like I showed you."
"Do it like I showed you."
"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
"don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
"for every cloud, a silver lining."
"for every cloud, a silver lining."
"get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work."
"get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work."
"I'm not funding any more of those shows,
"I'm not funding any more of those shows,
"Loud and horrible, but shows promise."
"Loud and horrible, but shows promise."
"Mr. moon, I demand you let me re audition!"
"Mr. moon, I demand you let me re audition!"
"oh, it's not winning.
"oh, it's not winning.
"Speed up, Johnny."
"Speed up, Johnny."
"Too soft on the corners, Johnny."
"Too soft on the corners, Johnny."
"You're not doing it right, Johnny."
"You're not doing it right, Johnny."
$1,000.
$1,000.
$100,000, to be precise.
$100,000, to be precise.
$100,000? Buster, come on.
$100,000? Buster, come on.
$935.
$935.