The Sitter Edit

A few years ago we went to the same lame ass high school.

A geomagnetic storm, that is.

A little more elbow room.

A little of both.

A minivan.

A party? What?

A professional press box arouser

A rain check?

A throat jab? I don't know. I don't street fight very often

About 4'8", leather jacket, pajamas, cowboy boots.

Accompanied by three small children.

Acting like you're so damn cute

Actually, no. Ricky's being kind of a dick.

All cold, kid Anyway truth being told

All I know is, is I'm going to be a famous celebrity

All of our information is in here, under the blue tab.

All right, boy. Respect.

All right, come on, kids. Come on.

All right, guys, let's go.

All right, guys, we're gonna stay under the radar.

All right, high school is going to suck.

All right, I'm going to go find my girlfriend.

All right, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas.

All right, kids, fasten your seat belts!

All right, let's go, let's go, let's go!

All right, looks like we beat them home. Let's go inside. Hustle.

All right, now, that's what I'm talking about.

All right, one of you guys has to hop up here with me.

All right, should we go upstairs? Bye, honey.

All right, so...

All right, text me the address. All right, baby.

All right, thank you.

All right, train's coming!

All right, why don't you step out of the car, pal?

All right, you're going to listen to me, okay?

All right? I have a half hour to get to this party,

All right.

All right. Let's go! Let's go!

All right. See you later.

All right. That's what I'm talking about, baby. My brother.

Although I'm in it, my head is popping out.

And a face like a Papa John's pizza.

And a pretty great one.

And be home in time for my mom to tell me how awesome her night was.

And Blithe's doing the Riverdance over in the bowling alley.

And can you shut off the Kickboxing for one night, please?

And don't feel you have to try

And get punched in the face by motherfuckers, I'm a call you.

And he learns that aliens are just no different.

And he'd rather hang out with an asshole named Benji Gillespie.

And I can hear her pray

And I did not invite these nerds to my Bat Mitzvah!

And I don't want to get shot tonight.

And I just don't know what to do!

And I need them!

And I shot him in the feet for being a bad listener.

And I was thinking we could have sex.

And I was trying to get it back

And I wish you the best and I pray for you, I do.

And I'm going to have one eye on my three friends up there

And I'm going to stop risking my life to get it for you.

And I'm not really supposed to go anywhere.

And I'm really, really sorry.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sorry. I can't help you.

And if you don't get my seven grand,

And if your therapist hasn't clued you into that by now,

And it accidentally splashed in my face.

And it's already 10 after.

And it's her birthday. She asked me for it.

And it's just, like, I'm confused.

And my doctor, he says that I can't

And now he's in mourning.

And now you're hanging out in the little girls' clothes section.

And people were behavin' like they ought to good

And Peter has your money, okay?

And prehistorically. Bump?

And ran away like a little biotch!

And seemed really sweet.

And she invited me to this party.

And she said it was okay if some boys wanted to crash it.

And she's, like, crazy spoiled.

And showering me with life lessons

And so is your dad.

And thank you! Thank you, sweetheart.

And that breaks my heart.

And that's what's up!

And the other eye right on you.

And the way you shake your thighs

And the worst part of all of this

And then all of a sudden, I don't know, it's like...

And then, when you graduate college,

And there are people with guns.

And there may be a scratch or two on your minivan!

And they want me to go to Prospect Hall

And this one is sick in the head!

And this time, making her happy

And watching tennis.

And we'll be at the Historical Society if you need us.

And wear my mom's makeup, Noah.

And when I asked you about it, you lied

And who's mean to me all the time. Okay? (ALL LAUGH)

And you always put up a fight

And you get one punch to my face as hard as you want.

And you go in pieces, asshole.

And you just sprayed perfume in my mouth!

And you look beautiful.

And you say he's just a friend Oh, baby

And you stole from me. From my home!

And you wanna know what? It's disrespectful and it's lame.

And you're gonna come...

And you're not wearing your seat belt.

And, you know, he's going through some transitions.

And, you, wipe the makeup off your face, Picasso.

And, you, you're the worst.

Angelo on 14th Street shot me in my tummy, Karl.

ANNOUNCER: Tonight's main event features crowd favorite

Anybody want to party? Let's party!

Anyone who's ugly, because they seem to all be here!

Anyway, as I was friending you, Julio noticed that

Anyway, honey, this is Noah. He's going to be babysitting tonight.

Are those kids? Yeah. They're with me.

Are you crazy? No. I'm not Mary Poppins.

Are you guys Okay?

Are you Karl?

Are you kidding me? Checks, yes.

Are you okay, Noah?

Are you peeping this floozy Or queens, excuse me

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? You've been really

Are you sure you don't want to come over tonight?

Are you the babysitter?

Around here, we pull pranks and shit

As I walk through the yard

As I was trying to friend you as you were walking out.

As in fucked, as in we were all supposed to be in bed by 1:00

At any moment.

At the fundraiser at the Historical Society.

Awesome.

Baby, don't pretend that you don't care

Baby.

Babysitting?

Back it up! Back it up!

Bag of fucking actual diamonds here.

BANDLEADER: Stay on that dance floor! It's time for the hora!

Because he doesn't like me back,

Because I can't drive both of them anyways.

Because I kept falling asleep in the sun.

Because I'm going to be at home with nothing going on.

Because Rodrigo here is a thief, and now I'm in deep shit.

Because you already went pee pee. Okay?

Before tonight, this babysitting thing,

Believe me, Slater, I don't want to see this person, either.

Besos.

Better hug this motherfucker if you know what's good for you.

Blithe, get down from there. We have to go.

Blithe, I want to show you something.

Blithe, shut the fuck up.

BLITHE: Are you okay? Yeah.

BLITHE: Fancy car.

BLITHE: Happy birthday, Wendy! NOAH: Mazel tov, Wendy.

BLITHE: I've got a good idea. Why don't we go to a dance club?

BLITHE: Marisa, wait! Did you hear that?

BLITHE: No, my lip gloss! Give it back!

BLITHE: Noah!

BLITHE: Noah! MARISA: Are you okay?

BLITHE: Okay, so we're gonna go

BLITHE: Rodrigo’s jacket must be in there!

BLITHE: Say whatever you want. I know I look good.

BLITHE: Seriously, dude!

BLITHE: Shotgun! NOAH: All right, come on, let's go!

BLITHE: Shouldn't you tell him about this or something?

BLITHE: Sorry, Mom.

BLITHE: This is my kind of club.

BLITHE: This place looks like a party.

BLITHE: Whoa.

BLITHE: You're both such booger faces. Stop fighting!

BLITHE: Your girlfriend sucks.

Boom, boom, boom. Kaboom.

Booyah!

BOTH: What?

Bouncing on me funny, bouncing with my money

Breathtaking? Marisa, listen to me.

But a year, to make love, she wanted you to wait

But do you really think that this is an appropriate place to bring kids?

But fuck you.

But I got your back now, Noah.

But I want you to think about something.

But I'm just feeling really overwhelmed. I don't know what's going on.

But I'm working right now, obviously.

But if he doesn't like you, then screw him.

But it sound good, though.

But like a wise man once told me,

But little did he know, the little boy was strapped

But once I get off work,

But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease

But thank you so much for going down on me.

But that's because it's a good movie.

But the last person on Earth

But trust me when I tell you

But we only want the super cute boys.

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

But when you're here alone with me

But you have to fend for yourself.

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend Oh, baby

By another little boy and this is what he said

Call me about the car.

Can I help you, sir?

Can I help you?

Can I tell you my gossip now?

Can we go home?

Can we go to a club tonight? This place is so dead.

Can you get it for me?

Can you please lower your voice?

Can't believe how many times I had to eat the chick's sushi

Can't buy underwear. Balls don't fit.

Caught a script so bad, trying to drive me, a sane man, mad

Caused by flare ups on the sun, (PHONE RINGING)

Checks! What's the matter with you? (LAUGHING)

Clayton?

Come here. Give me a hug.

Come in for a bear hug.

Come inside, take off your coat

Come on, baby Come on, yeah

Come on, Blithe! We gotta get out of here!

Come on, come on.

Come on, let the feeling begin

Come on, man, stop it!

Come on, Ricky Martin, let's get out of here.

Come on, wash your hands.

Come on, you got it. Let's go. You got it.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Don't tell me you can't use the money.

Come on. I've changed my mind. I need to clean up my mess myself.

Come on. Where's Blithe?

Come up here!

Coming out to your parents, it's not gonna be a picnic, either.

Coming to get you! Catch up!

Cool beans.

Cool, thanks.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. It's just like a little dot

Cool. Thanks. What is it?

Cool. Yeah.

Crabs?

CROWD: Oh!

Dad, you screwed Mom and I out of child support and alimony.

Daddy? Can we look at the telescope now?

Damn it! (GROANS)

Damn, Wendy Sapperstein's a big ol' bitch!

Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dope

Deep down, I think I always kind of knew.

Defend me! You're being mean!

Definitely. Cool little frozen beans.

Déjà vu.

Described his attacker as a young man,

Devil Wears P. You ever seen it? D Wears P?

Did I get him good?

Did you get my money? (CLEARS THROAT) Um...

Did you get the party favors?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear what I just said?

Did you just call me your boyfriend?

Did you know about the geomagnetic storm tonight?

Did you lose it or you taking a shit right now?

Didn't your parents teach you not to fart in the car?

Do I have shit on my face?

Do I like to what? (YELLS)

Do I look okay? You look amazing.

Do me a favor. Put your hands on the trunk.

Do me a favor. You got this? Yeah.

Do not tell her to shut up!

Do whatever L say or I'll Kill you type of babysitter.

Do you have a phone?

Do you have any idea why I stopped you?

Do you know CPR?

Do you like to smell pretty?

Do you need to get that?

Do you understand me?

Do you want to come? Damn!

Do you want to hear some gossip?

Doesn't want to hang out with me any more

Don't be too quick to fit in

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Don't let me die on this floor, Karl.

Don't move or talk to anybody or look at anybody.

Don't pretend like you care how I turn out.

Don't shit your pants next time.

Don't stop believing in yourself, okay, Maris?

Don't stop when the feeling begins

Don't want a real kid feel like I'm degrading myself

Don't you have a steady piece to smash yet, son?

Don't you just want to go dancing or something?

Don't. Stop it! Stop! No!

Double punch to the nut sack!

DR. PEDULLA: In a minute.

Dr. Stevens, went out to have a nightcap.

Dressing room's over there. Clean up, or whatever.

Drop him off at the podiatrist.

Earlier's good for me, too, so hurry home.

English US PSDH

Even for a small child, you sound like an idiot.

Ever since you moved in with us,

Everybody, upstairs. Bed! Now.

Excuse me just one second.

Excuse me, young lady, do you know this person?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Is this Wing's Fish Market?

Fine! What?

First person not to shut the fuck up loses. Ready? Go.

Fit boy too big Which one you pick

Fly, fly, fly away, baby.

Follow me!

For driving under the influence.

For the two of us. I'll be right in, okay?

For Wendy Sapperstein's Bat Mitzvah.

Frank, what's in there?

Friendship relationship.

From my dad's store real quick.

From the stripper club hair doing

Fuck is wrong with you? You don't know who you're messing with.

Fuck you so much.

Fucked up.

Fucking die! You die!

Fucking hell!

Fucking shut the fuck up.

Fucking weirdo. BLITHE: Hey, Noah!

G Bert, sorry to interrupt, man.

Garv was my third best friend in the world,

Garv, can I get some chili flakes, please?

GARV: (SOBBING) Why'd you do that?

GARV: This way.

GARV: You're no fun. KARL: You're no fun.

Garv! Please, chili flakes! You don't listen!

Garv? Oh, boy. Here you go. I got it.

Get his ass. Guys.

Get off the car!

Get off!

Get out of here. I got it. I got this guy.

Get outta here. Put that handshake away.

Get over... Bring it in for a hug, babe. What are we doing?

Get your shit together.

Getting downed on,

Girl you make me feel real good

Girlfriend just sit down and start playing

Girlfriend. Yeah.

Give him a fucking hug! Don't be shy.

Give it.

Give me your phone. I've got an idea.

Give what up? What did...

Give what up? What?

Giving me the time of my life

Go brush your teeth.

Go get me a smoothie. Get out of my face.

Go on, baby. Punch him in the face.

Go stand by your vehicle.

Go, go, go, go, go! Move!

Go! They gonna kill us!

God damn it, my fucking shin.

God damn it.

God, I haven't see you since you were, like, 15.

God, man. What's up, white boy?

Gonna dance all night and get fucked up

Good game!

Good gosh the world's so bad

Good gosh The world's so bad

Good gosh the world's so bad Trying to drive me, a sane man, mad

Good gosh, need some bad, About to drive me, a sane man...

Good night

Got all wasted, and then you puked in my grandmama's urn.

Got her holding my tears Trying to act like who cares

Got you, you little bastard.

Gotcha, bitch.

Great gosh I need some bad

Great gosh I need some bad

Great.

Green underwear is not hot!

Guess you ain't the little pussy you used to be. Huh, Noah?

Handle any kind of responsibility,

Hanging out in the little girls' underwear section.

Has a friend

Hava Nagila, yeah. You gonna go on the chair?

Have fun. I love you. Okay? I love you.

Have them invent a new perfume.

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

Have you seen him? No.

Have you seen Marisa?

Having a good time is not a real job, right?

He came into my house and stole my mom's minivan.

He didn't change it.

He didn't change the code.

He doesn't want to hang out with you any more, bro.

He gave me you.

He goes to the head doctor four times a week!

He has a habit of running away.

He has this medicine! He loco! He muy loco!

He is the crazy one.

He really wants to be your friend, Karl!

He robbed another and another and a sister and a brother

He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run "

He said, "Keep still boy, no need for static"

He shot me in my tummy.

He's a "do whatever I say or I'll kill you type of babysitter."

He's a cutie pie.

He's a friend of mine.

He's going into shock.

He's in the bathroom.

He's just a super awesome guy who sells me drugs.

He's not a bitch, I'll tell you that much.

He's not in trouble. He's hugging it out with Karl in the minivan.

He's nuts! He's out of his mind.

He's one misunderstood motherfucker.

He's ready to go dance. This guy was born to dance.

He's really cranky.

He's trying to kill the kids I'm babysitting.

He's with you?

Hell, yeah, you did.

Hell, yeah. I feel that.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Are you there?

Hello? Noah Griffith!

Hello.

Help me, please.

Her children have children.

Her face like a puta. She is a puta!

Here we go

Here, hold on to this.

Here, put these on.

Here, this is my phone number, and then you can call me.

Here's an extra, parading the wealth

Here's my advice.

Here's one ticket.

Hey, Beth?

Hey, buddy, what you got there?

Hey, check this out.

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

Hey, Eduardo!

Hey, guys, I can't find Marisa anywhere. Let's go.

Hey, guys!

Hey, honey, we're running late! Let's go!

Hey, how old are you, man?

Hey, Karl, what's up? How did you get this number?

Hey, Karl, why you got to be so crazy, man?

Hey, Karl!

Hey, look! There it is!

Hey, man, I'm crazy.

Hey, man, your nuts are on fire!

Hey, man. You all right?

Hey, Marisa.

Hey, Mom. Yeah.

Hey, Noah, I have an idea.

Hey, Noah. I have a little surprise for you.

Hey, Noah. Oh, my God, isn't this shirt so cute?

Hey, relax! Shut up!

Hey, Roxanne. What's up? Hey.

Hey, Slater, are you okay?

Hey, Slater?

Hey, so here's the deal.

Hey, stranger!

Hey, uh,

Hey, what's up?

Hey!

Hey! Do not say shit like that! Do you understand me?

Hey! Hey, Karl!

HEY! Stop acting crazy, okay?

Hey! That's Mom's car!

Hey! Welcome back!

Hey! What are you doing? Stop!

Hey! You guys see Rodrigo?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. (GROANS)

Hey. Ricky!

Hey. That's not true.

Hey...

Hi, Slater!

Hi.

Hi. I'm a grandma.

Hi. I'm so sorry to have to say this to you.

Hi. What?

Hit him in the face, dawg! Go away.

Hola, Rodrigo!

Holy shit balls.

Honestly, this is the first time

Honestly, you're pretty scary, man.

Honey, it's not hot. It's just his name.

Honey, lam not attacking you.

Honey, we talked about this.

Honey! What did Mommy tell you about the mascara? Put it down.

Hoping that you see the light

How about you start your own signature fragrance?

How are you so good at that?

How do you know Marisa?

How hard is it to understand that?

How many more do you have, huh?

How you doing tonight, my man?

How you doing, Noah Griffith?

How you doing? Hey, man...

How'd you find me?

How'd you get that name "The Feather" again?

How'd you learn to hot wire a car?

How's that perfume taste?

Hug him tight!

Hug me tight.

Huh?

Huh?

Hurts, don't it?

I actually write a short story with my tongue every time I do it.

I ain't giving you shit.

I already told you, I have issues.

I am babysitting these children.

I am done with it. It's not for me. It's for Steph,

I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I appreciate that. Thank you.

I asked her her name, she said blah blah blah

I beat him for you.

I believe that's Noah's mouth. You remember Noah.

I bite it off with my teeth, then you don't hear nothing.

I broke my ass!

I came here for my motherfucking keys to my motherfucking minivan,

I can punch you in the face?

I can't afford to have you sitting around all day.

I can't believe you're here. Like, I haven't seen you in forever.

I can't believe you're making me do this.

I can't decide if this is funny or not.

I can't do this any more.

I can't just always hang around you.

I care.

I come in peace.

I could feel your presence

I could smell your breath that time. You were so close.

I did, and then Steph called me,

I did. I'm gonna check it out. Are you?

I didn't run away like a little biotch!

I do top shit or bottom, whatever you want.

I don't envy you.

I don't even know where I'd get something like that.

I don't even think mouth to mouth

I don't get why you're being mean to me.

I don't know if I could make it tonight.

I don't know why I said that. (LAUGHS)

I don't know, it's my birthday!

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I guess he left.

I don't know. I thought you were really funny and smart

I don't know. I was talking to my friend Clayton.

I don't know. Look, Rodrigo's over there chatting up some prostitutes.

I don't think it was just a poot poot.

I don't think so. Yeah?

I don't think you understand that.

I don't understand what the fuck that is,

I don't understand. Are you okay? What, is this a joke?

I don't want to be a faggot!

I don't want to be gay! I'm not gay!

I don't want to hurt you motherfuckers.

I don't want to see anybody. Let's just go home.

I dropped a bomb. (OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING)

I feel it all the time.

I figured... Don't you have to go?

I find it in bathroom.

I fucking love you right now.

I get lost within your stare

I got a call from a little lady

I got fired after four days

I got him! I got him!

I got it off your Facebook page,

I got kicked out of college.

I got shot, Karl.

I got some hot gossip.

I got the cash right here for you. Here you go.

I got thrown off.

I guess I was kind of nervous to talk to you back then.

I had a month long, intense addiction to Robitussin.

I had them and now I don't. I'll explain.

I have an idea. Why don't we ditch the car?

I have been stuck babysitting these three kids.

I have kids, man.

I have seen Devil Wears Prada about 19 times,

I have severe anxiety issues.

I have to go pee pee now.

I have your money! I just want to be your friend!

I haven't been cool to you.

I hear you, baby.

I honestly might start DJ ing here. I don't know.

I just don't want to deal with a broken heart.

I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat

I just gotta drop off this package to my girlfriend,

I just need to get out of here.

I just need you to be my dad for a day. That's it.

I just wanna let you know,

I just want to get out of here.

I just want to throw a monster shout out back at you, my man.

I just want you to get your act together, Doc.

I know I can be a bit of a prick sometimes,

I know my nuts are on fire!

I know the things you say when I'm not there

I know you're a little kid, and I know I'm not

I know.

I know. I know I do.

I like you, Noah Griffith! You're so shy.

I like your style, you dig?

I lived in the dorms down the hall from you, freshman year.

I mean, it's really not my problem.

I mean, it's safer for children to be in the back seat.

I messed up and I put your lives in danger.

I need a cab, man!

I need an idea. You can text your buddy Clayton later, okay?

I need it to carry my pills.

I need some bad

I need some bad

I need some bad

I need some bad 'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad

I need some bad 'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad

I need some bad I need some bad

I need those pills, okay? I need them.

I need to take advice from is you, sir.

I no scary. I just like having fun.

I obviously have to go say hi.

I only have 150 bucks.

I pee pee now.

I pee pee. Pee your pants.

I probably just ran like a normal person.

I punched my best friend Darius

I really liked you, you know?

I really, really want to see you.

I said low profile! All right?

I said, how do you like the show?

I saw my daddy kissing his assistant, Debra.

I see you everywhere

I see you, Noah Griffith.

I sharted. (ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid range

I think I got food poisoning.

I think I'm about to get arrested.

I think I'm gonna let this one go to voice mail.

I think you're going to have a really great night,

I think, like, once. I don't really remember it though.

I thought he was my friend.

I thought you were done with that stuff. That stuff's bad news.

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I trust the kids weren't too much trouble.

I turned the clock back. So sorry. My deepest apologies.

I understand you were cited recently

I want a Red Bull and vodka.

I want you to do me a favor.

I want you to go in the kitchen and get a little bite to eat

I want you to meet me at Wing's Fish Market.

I want you, munch too, comes to hun, how long do

I was having a really fun night before you showed up! Taxi!

I was letting you know that it was ringing.

I was talked into buying cocaine for my girlfriend,

I was talkin' to this girl from the U. S. nation

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met

I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth

I won't. I won't.

I would be very careful how you talk to me.

I wouldn't have to be here tonight. I could be out having fun.

I'll call you.

I'll explain. We need to get out of here right now.

I'll fucking kill you!

I'll just alert my team of scientists,

I'll let you in on a trade secret.

I'll make you feel at home

I'll see you later, guys.

I'm a constant disappointment to my mom,

I'm actually kind of excited for it.

I'm actually, like, super horny for you,

I'm always down to party.

I'm doing it right. (ALARM CONTINUES RINGING)

I'm doing something for my mom right now.

I'm fine, thanks. (KARL SNORTING)

I'm getting kind of sick of going to your house all the time

I'm going to a pool hall with some of my co workers.

I'm going to change my dress. (EXHALES)

I'm going to have an adult conversation with the babysitter.

I'm going to put both my hands behind my back,

I'm gonna fuck you up, dawg!

I'm here for my minivan. What's up?

I'm in a jam. Okay?

I'm just hanging with this little angel right here.

I'm just holding it for her.

I'm just holding it for my girlfriend.

I'm just trying to be a really good friend about it.

I'm just trying to help.

I'm just waiting for somebody.

I'm looking for a small Hispanic boy.

I'm more of a sit on the couch, eat a burrito,

I'm Noah. We're dating.

I'm not a babysitter, okay?

I'm not a real babysitter. (FAKE GASPS)

I'm not buying it.

I'm not going after all.

I'm not gonna be a babysitter. I'm an adult man.

I'm not gonna let some bullshit car thief fuck this up for me.

I'm not really sure how to interpret that. Thank you?

I'm not your babysitter any more, Noah.

I'm not your chauffeur.

I'm okay, actually.

I'm okay!

I'm okay! (ALL APPLAUDING)

I'm scared, Noah!

I'm serious, man. Give it to me right now.

I'm serious. Give me the keys.

I'm serious. It's Ricky.

I'm stuck with these three kids and I hate kids,

I'm trying to watch this, if you (SHUSHING) could be quiet.

I'm trying to watch TV with JonBenet Ramsey over here.

I'm typing in the code, and it's not working.

I'm very close. I'm coming for you, Marisa, okay?

I'm watching this, so can you guys just be quiet, please?

I've been arrested numerous times.

I've never actually been the guy on duty

I've never had a gay thought in my life, so what does that tell you?

I've only ever had one job, and I was a lifeguard.

I've seen the way you look at me

I've seen them having any kind of fun,

If I find her, we should all hang out next week or something.

If we ever need a crazy ass white boy to roll with us one day

If you don't have my seven grand,

If you have time.

If you only knew what it was like

If you want to see Karl, I'm gonna have to, like,

If you would just man up and babysit,

If you're looking for a handout, think again times 10.

In a leatherjacket, pajamas, and cowboy boots.

In the clouds, no frowns.

In the middle of a situation currently.

In the nut sack for no reason. Just both fists.

In the sky of all these beautiful colors.

Indeed she does.

Is because you have a lot of special feelings for him

Is Clayton coming over tonight?

Is everything okay?

Is he here? Yeah, oh, my God!

Is he home, by the way?

Is probably gonna get me killed.

Is that good?

Is that I'm stuck here with you three.

Is that right?