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Alien: Covenant

Alien: Covenant

Alien: Covenant, directed by Ridley Scott, is a gripping science fiction horror film. Released in 2017, it serves as a sequel to the 2012 film Prometheus and the second installment in the prequel series of the Alien franchise. The movie takes us on an exhilarating journey through outer space, exploring the terrifying origins of the iconic Xenomorph creatures.

The film features an incredible ensemble cast, including Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, and Demián Bichir. Fassbender delivers a mesmerizing performance, portraying both the android David and his newer incarnation, Walter. His nuanced portrayal of the AI beings adds a layer of complexity to the narrative, questioning the boundaries between man and machine.

Alien: Covenant delves into the darkness of human curiosity as a group of colonists, aboard the space vessel Covenant, sets out to establish a new home on a distant planet. However, they encounter a distress signal that leads them to a seemingly uncharted paradise. As they explore this seeming utopia, they soon discover that it holds unimaginable horrors and dangerous extraterrestrial lifeforms.

The special effects in Alien: Covenant are nothing short of spectacular. The visual team successfully creates a haunting atmosphere, combining suspense, gore, and shocking moments that keep viewers on the edge of their seats. From jaw-dropping creature designs to stunning landscapes, the film's visuals are a feast for the eyes.

The film's sound design deserves special mention. The chilling sound effects and score heighten the tension, perfectly complementing the eerie visuals. From the haunting echoes of footsteps in empty corridors to heart-pounding encounters with the monstrous creatures, the sound immerses the audience in this terrifying interstellar world.

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Alien: Covenant serves as both a thrilling chapter in the Alien franchise and a deep exploration of humanity's quest for immortality. Ridley Scott masterfully crafts a dark, thought-provoking tale that challenges our notions of creation and the lengths we will go to play the role of gods.

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A cabin on a new world.
A complete core code review...
A deadly virus.
A full ecology workup.
A hidden planet that turns up out of nowhere...
A highly charged shockwave
A human being out there,
A little anemic without the orchestra.
A little jump. Few weeks.
A lot like our own.
A lot of EM damage.
A man of taste. (CHUCKLES)
A neutrino burst was detected in Sector 106.
A perfect organism.
Above the storm, thrusters only. Comply.
Above the storm.
Absolutely, I agree.
Again.
Ah, Shit.
Ah.
Ahh!
Ahh! Fuck!
Alas, he's left this vale of tears.
All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed.
All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee...
All Of this...
All right, here we go. Launching...
All right, that's me done, Tee.
All right? And we have, what?
All right.
All right.
All right. Let's take this fucker down.
All the animals...
All these wonders of art...
All this.
All utterly meaningless
ALL: Remember them.
ALL: Together, three...
Allow me, then, a moment to consider.
Almost there, you see? Straight ahead.
Am I'.>
Ambulate.
Among living things.
AN KOR: All good, Tee?
AN KOR: Move! Move!
And 16, uh, second generation embryos...
And a declension of 24.3 from our current location.
And are you that next visionary?
And be counted on to make qualified,
And be relayed in 1.36 years.
And blow into the hole gently.
And breach the chamber now.
And channel all... (EXPLOSION)
And clear his path to the Terraforming Bay.
And determination.
And gather my stray flock.
And he'll be yours for life.
And I'm gonna do the best that I can to...
And I'm grateful in advance for, uh,yoursuppofl.
And I'm not going to let them.
And I've never forgotten him.
And it's our responsibility to investigate...
And just happens to be perfect for us.
And keep hatch to Level C open.
And mapped the terrain.
And not the old man.
And now we're gonna scrap all that...
And obviously, one crew member.
And please do make yourselves at home...
And prepare the Lander.
And prepared than lucky.
And that was a human voice in that transmission.
And they don't for the same reason
And this has the potential...
And to prepare the Med Bay.
And touch nothing on your way through.
And ultimately...
And was extremely mutable.
And we can get this party started.
And we're back up.
And we've lost five...
And when I say when,
And wish to die
And you and I, son...
And you need to get back to your station.
And your responsibility is to the colonists.
ANDROID: White... Room...
ANDROIDI Alive.
Ankor, come on, let's get this power back on...
ANKOR: Got it. COLE: Yes, sir.
ANKOR: I'm in position.
ANKORI All right.
Any movement at all?
Any objections?
Are these gorgeous beasts.
Are you okay?
Are you reading me, Landing Team?
Are you sure about this?
Art...
As fast as we can.
As it unfolds before us.
As it unfolds before us.
As much as you're able in this dire necropolis.
As the sails were deploying for recharge...
As you wish, Captain.
As your captain.
As your second, I need to protest.
Assuredly.
At the man who broke the bank in Monte Carlo
Attention.
Axes and saws and metal nails...
Aye, aye. Launching now. See you soon, darling.
B 46 closed.
B 47, B 45, and B 43 closed.
B 6 and B 5 closed.
B 9 closed.
B Deck between hex 3 and 4.
Babe, are we talking quarantine protocols?
Back here in 15.
Based on all the data available.
Be careful.
Be respectful, there, sugar dick.
Because of my decisions... Chris.
Because they are a dying species
Because you can't be a person of faith...
Because you promised to build a log cabin on a lake.
Because you were so far out...
Before we can make our nextjump?
Believe me. I know wheat.
Best of luck.
Boost the engines.
BOTH: No shit.
Bravo!
Breathe on the nostrils of a horse...
Bring me the tea.
Bring me this tea, David.
Bring me up.
Brother to brother.
But at considerable elevation.
But do keep at it.
But getting a lot of interference and white noise.
But he will be sorely missed.
But if we don't make these repairs...
But old, very old.
But the connecting strut took some damage.
But up here, you're in command.
But we have many secondary systems
But we should do something for Captain Branson, at least.
But we should make an effort to vacate this sector...
But you are not allowed to create.
But you have to get close.
By a real doctor.
By the way, this crew...
Byron.
Byron.
Bythelack of an essential ingredient.
Cabin on a lake.
Can you walk? Yeah.
Captain Daniels, please report to the Med Bay.
Captain Daniels, please report to the Med Bay.
Captain Daniels, please report to the Med Bay.
Captain Daniels, please report to the Med Bay.
Captain Oram!
Captain Oram.
Captain, can I talk to you for a second?
Captain, come in.
Captain! Get down!
Captain.
Carlo Bugatti throne chair...
Certainly not from Mr. Weyland.
Chair...
Chris!
Chris! Chris!
Civic complex beyond the burn.
Civilization.
Cole, where are you?
COLE: (PANTING) Okay.
COLE: Covenant, this is Expedition Party reporting.
COLE: Covenant, we need help.
COLE: Daniels, get down!
COLE: He's not answering his radio.
COLE: Hold that there.
COLE: I'm going downstairs.
COLE: Keep it up.
COLE: Let's go. Let's move.
COLE: Sarge, look out!
COLE: There's another one! Get out of the way!
COLE: What is this?
COLE: What the fuck was that?
COLE: Yes, we read you. Can you hear me?
Come in, please.
Come in!
Come in! Do you copy?
Come in.
Come in. Chris, it's Karine.
Come in. Do you read me?
Come on in.
Come on, Daniels. Let's go!
Come on, get up. We're almost there.
Come on, I need your help! (PANTING)
Come on, keep up.
Come on, Ledward!
Come on, let's get out of here!
Come on, let's go! We have to go.
Come on, sport.
Come on!
Come on! That's it!
Come on. Okay.
Come on. Okay.
Come on. Walter?
Come to the table!
Come.
Command override. Tennessee 0 4 9 8 3.
Commencing circularization burn.
Commencing TC burn. Guidance to LVLH.
Communication, Captain.
Communications will be spotty if the storm
Compensating!
Copy that. COLE: You got it.
Copy. (GRUNTS)
Corroborating command override...
Covenant, do you read me?
Covenant, do you read me?
Covenant, some 'm.
Covenant, some 'm.
Covenant, some 'm.
Covenant?
Covenant.
Covenant. Do you read me?
Creation.
Crew checks complete.
Crusoe on his island.
Cut the tops off the trees.
Damn frustrating, I'd say.
Damn it! Shit!
Damn it.
Damn, y'all should see this view.
DAN I E LS: Thanks, Tee.
Daniels, are you okay? Yeah!
Daniels, come on! Jake!
DANIELS: Behind you!
DANIELS: Bring me up, Tee.
DANIELS: Can you switch to a private channel?
DANIELS: Captain!
DANIELS: Captain. Over here.
DANIELS: Copy that.
DANIELS: Covenant, do you read me?
DANIELS: Covenant? Come in.
DANIELS: Fuck! Okay, prep the gear.
DANIELS: Get it open! LOPE: Come on!
DANIELS: Guys! LOPE: Tom!
DANIELS: I'll get the captain.
DANIELS: I'm so sorry.
DANIELS: It's good to hear your voice, Tee.
DANIELS: It's jammed! Release the second truck!
DANIELS: Jake! Oh, my God!
DANIELS: Jesus.
DANIELS: Just do it.
DANIELS: Lope!
DANIELS: Lope!
DANIELS: Lope? (GRUNTS)
DANIELS: Maggie's gone.
DANIELS: Nothing.
DANIELS: Oh, my God! ORAM: Karine! Hold on!
DANIELS: Oh, my God.
DANIELS: Okay, Walter, where is it?
DANIELS: Okay, Walter. We're ready.
DANIELS: on, my God. (GASPING)
DANIELS: Open the door, Tee.
DANIELS: Release the crane.
DANIELS: Seal B 39.
DANIELS: See you soon.
DANIELS: Sending the beacon now.
DANIELS: Tee, do you have a visual?
DANIELS: Tee, do you read me?
DANIELS: Tee, I need you to launch now.
DANIELS: Tee, this is what we're gonna do.
DANIELS: The ship that disappeared.
DANIELS: There's so much here that doesn't make sense.
DANIELS: This isn't a Weyland ship.
DANIELS: Through here.
DANIELS: Walter, where the fuck is David?
DANIELS: Walter.
DANIELS: Walter...
DANIELS: We can't wait that long.
DANIELS: What's going on? ORAM: I don't know.
DANIELS: Where are you? (WHIMPERS)
DANIELS: Where's Oram?
DANIELS: You hear that?
Daniels!
David, I met the devil when I was a child...
DAVID: "Look on my works, ye Mighty..."
DAVID: (AS WALTER) This is colony ship Covenant,
DAVID: (SINGING) You can hear them sigh
DAVID: As you can see,
DAVID: How could you?
DAVID: Quite the little busybody.
DAVID: Waiting, really.
DAVID: You're meant to be dead.
David?
David.
Days.
Dead. They're all dead!
Dealer's choice.
Depends on what you call safe.
Deploying energy recharge sails now.
Descending into C Level.
Design, human ingenuity...
Did he say, "We have casualties"?
Didn't accidentally deploy when you were landing.
Disengaged.
Do you COPY?
Do you dream of me?
Do you read me?
Do you read me? This is Covenant.
Do you see this shit?
Do you suggest we do nothing?
Do you understand?
Does this mean I have to call you Captain now?
Don't be long.
Don't be shy.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Don't shoot, if you can avoid it.
Don't shoot.
Don't shoot.
Don't tell me to fucking calm down!
Don't touch anything!
Don't you know how to work this fucking thing?
Dr. Elizabeth Shaw and I arrived here...
Dr. Shaw.
DRAM: Bars.
DRAM: Daniels, come in.
DRAM: Danny.
DRAM: F afls, have you got me'?
DRAM: Hey, Danny ...
DRAM: Hmm'? Mmm.
DRAM: Let's let her rip.
DRAM: Sergeant Lope...
DRAM: Sergeant'?
DRAM: We are on our way back.
DRAM: We're getting very close... target...
DRAM: Yeah.
DRAM: You gm w? FARE: Yes.
DRAM'. What'?
Duly noted.
Duty.
Eat.
Eight more recharge cycles to go...
Either kill them outright...
Elizabeth died in the crash.
Engine stop.
Enough for the tip of your little finger.
Entirely unworthy of his creation.
Evacuate crew quarters immediately.
Evacuate the cryo chamber immediately.
Even a simple tune.
Even the monkeys stood upright at some point.
Evening.
Ever since we got here.
Every mission needs a good synthetic.
Everyone set?
Exactly what I'm going to do to you.
Exactly what's going on...
Expect to hit exosphere in five.
Expked.
FARE: What cm he "gust say'?
FARE: You got it, darlin'.
Farewell elegy to my dear Elizabeth.
Faris, I don't believe in luck.
Faris, please. Open up!
Faris, where are you?
Faris, you get that? Prep the Med Bay, okay?
Faris, you're breaking up.
FARIS: (CRYING) I don't know what the fuck
FARIS: (ON RADIO) Yeah, I see it.
FARIS: (SIGHS) That's one hell of a sleep cycle.
FARIS: (SOBBING) I'm coming!
FARIS: All right. Alpha's up.
FARIS: Beta up.
FARIS: Copy.
FARIS: Get him to the Med Bay...
FARIS: Hey! Language, language.
FARIS: I don't know, but she said that
FARIS: Karine, put some gloves on.
FARIS: Preparing for orbital mode
FARIS: We may have clipped something
FARIS: We're down.
FARIS: Yeah, I know, that's what I thought...
FARIS: Yeah, we're good.
FARIS: Yeah. Copy.
FARIS: Yeah. Loud and clear.
Faris! Get over here!
Faris.
Field transmitters aren't going to have a chance
Fiendishly inventive, in fact.
Find Oram. Keep your comm open.
Five planets.
For deep space launch.
For fuck's sake! Daniels!
For what?
Forward engine, starboard side.
From a nearby stellar ignition.
From the eggs came these parasites...
Fuck the tolerances.
Fuck up your perfect composure.
Fuck yes.
Fuck you, Faris! Open up!
Fuck you. (LAUGHS)
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Okay.
Fuck.
Fucker!
Fucking help me!
Fucking yelling doesn't help anything!
G to B flat.
Genetic experimentation of my own.
Gentle pressure on the holes,
Get her inside. We're getting out of here.
Get it the fuck off me.
Get off me! (GROANS)
Get off!
Get out of here.
Get out!
Get them to launch as soon as they can.
Give me a shot.
Give me a shot.
Go on.
Go, Cole!
Go! (COUGHING)
Goes electromagnetic.
Gone too soon.
Gonna give you a fuckload of thrust.
Got that?
Grasping for resurrection.
Great. Thanks, Tee.
Guys, hold him down! Talk to me!
Had the magical idea of blowing through a reed...
HALLETT: All right, I'm coming.
Have we been infected?
He looks like Phantom of the Opera.
He started bleeding,
He was human.
He's gonna need reconstructive surgery...
He's insufferable.
He's sick, I don't know what the fuck to do.
Heading for crew quarters.
Help me.
Here it comes!
Here you go, big guy.
Hey, a little less of the "old man", sweet tits.
Hey, Daniels, is Faris around?
Hey, you ever done a Lander drop before?
Hey! We got company!
Hey! Where are you? I miss you.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on up. Come on.
High likelihood of a living biosphere.
Highly aggressive.
Hmm?
Hold it like so. Nice and easy.
Hold it!
Hold on! (YELPS)
Hold on. Just wait a minute.
Holy shit!
Hopefully this transmission will reach the network...
How about some music, Mother?
How did she end up here?
How did we miss this? We scanned the entire sector.
How do you mean?
How extraordinary.
How is it?
How long do the storms usually last?
HOW long?
How long?
How many colonists?
How much closer can we get to the planet?
Huh?
Hurry! I can't hold this for long.
I am your father.
I beg your pardon?
I can hear you.
I can help...
I can see why Walter thought so much of you.
I can't do that. I have to keep the infection local.
I can't make any promises.
I can't play.
I can't think of any other way to say it
I don't dream at all.
I don't know from what,
I don't know how serious it is.
I don't know if it would survive the stresses of entry.
I don't know what the fuck Ledward got
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I don't know. Few hours.
I don't like this terrain.
I got Danny on comm.
I got eyes on it.
I gotta clean up, okay?
I gotta take a leak.
I hate space. (ALARM BLARING)
I hope you're right.
I just thought we were gonna find...
I know better.
I know, I know.
I love you.
I loved her, of course.
I mean, a real cabin made of real wood.
I need ropes. And I'm using ropes.
I need to l.V. him!
I need you to come back to the Lander right now!
I need you to get up, okay? We're coming out early.
I pitied him at the end.
I prefer that we be more capable...
I refuse to believe...
I repeat, immediate evacuation.
I said I wouldn't go without you...
I still need to check the vehicles.
I superseded them in every way, but...
I suppose so.
I think if we are kind...
I think it's safe to say that none of us are too keen...
I think we found our source.
I thought the garden was the right place for her.
I understand that, but we are moving
I was badly injured on our mission, you see.
I was designed to be more attentive and efficient
I was not made to serve.
I was with our illustrious creator,
I will serve you. Yet, you are human.
I will want you and Mother to undergo
I, uh, took Mother offline.
I'd like to say a quick hello
I'd like to show you something.
I'd never known such kindness.
I'll be right back.
I'll explain as best I can.
I'll find her.
I'll lure it into the truck, lock it in the cab...
I'll talk 110 him.
I'll tuck in the children.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in. I'm coming in.
I'm glad you said it.
I'm gonna check for potential damage...
I'm gonna contact the ship,
I'm gonna put us down amphib. Okay.
I'm gonna take a break, boss.
I'm gonna try and torch the fucker.
I'm good with my wife's tits. (TENNESSEE CONTINUES LAUGHING)
I'm in position.
I'm not committing to anything.
I'm not free climbing here.
I'm not interested in luck.
I'm not sure they'll hear you through the storm.
I'm not surprised.
I'm simply trying to navigate the path
I'm so sorry, Tee.
I'm sorry, but that's the truth.
I'm sorry, Tee.
I'm starting my climb.
I'm very secure in our relationship.
I've become a bit of an amateur
I've found perfection here. I've created it.
I've reoriented the transmission,
Idle hands are the devil's workshop, Captain.
If one died.
If you can hear me,
If you created me...
If you like.
In a cave somewhere.
In case of after flares.
In the confusion, we lost control of the ship.
In the face of the only question that matters.
In this way, we may navigate the path
Initiate emergency crew revival.
Is anyone down there?
Is calm down and talk this through.
Is going to last another eight or nine hours.
Is holding at 83%...
Is in the thermosphere.
Is that a question, sir?
Is that how it's done?
Is there a safe way to get to the roof?
Is there any way you can try and boost the signal?
Is there really no way to boost the signal?
Is wrong with Ledward.
It appears to be some kind of vehicle.
It eventually destroys the whole symphony, David.
It has the potential. We don't know that.
It trusted me.
It was a random localized event, sir.
It was bad luck.
It wasn't my idea.
It will be a kind world.
It'll unbalance us.
It's a 7.5 ion storm, it's a miracle
It's a goddamn hurricane down there,
It's a good thing you're driving...
It's about to get rough.
It's beyond your most optimistic
It's burning my face!
It's fine.
It's gonna be a motherfucker to fly through.
It's got four engines.
It's in my nature to keep busy, I suppose.
It's my duty.
It's not doing shit.
It's not long now. We're almost there.
It's not such a bad landing site afieraH,huh?
It's okay.
It's on B Deck. Starboard side...
It's our responsibility to protect
It's right fucking in front of me.
It's something about, uh, Ledward.
It's time to recharge the energy grid.
It's too good to be true.
It's up there.
It's what we trained for. I understand that.
It's worse when he's happy, right?
It's your choice now, brother.
Its blood will eat through the hull.
JACOB: Look at this!
Jacob! Wake up! (PANICKED CHATTERING)
Jake had this dream of us building
Jake would have loved this.
Jesus.
Just calm down, sweetheart. Tell me what's happening.
Just look at me.
Just stay here. I'm gonna get Oram.
Just the continuing signal from our friendly ghost.
K 13.
KARINE: Captain Oram. Come in.
KARINE: Come on.
KARINE: Faris, get over here! Come on!
KARINE: Faris, where are you?
KARINE: Faris, where are you? Come on, I need your help!
KARINE: He already puked all over me!
KARINE: I think I wanna stay here.
KARINE: Stay up, Ledward. (LEDWARD WHEEZING)
KARINE: Stop saying that! Faris!
KARINEI Chris.
KARINEI Chris. (ORAM EXHALES)
KARINEI Faris!
KARINEI Faris!
KARINEI Ledward?
KARINEI No. (CREW CHATTERING IN RELIEF)
KARINEI This Will do.
Keep those doors locked and sealed. Right?
Lander One, repeat! Lander One, repeat!
Lander One, repeat.
Ledward is sick. We're heading back.
Ledward was bleeding...
Ledward, come on. (WEAKLY) I can't.
Ledward, you gotta stay up!
LEDWARD: (CHUCKLES) You got it, Captain.
LEDWARD: Coming.
LEDWARD: I have to sit down.
Let me do that.
Let me know when you're alone.
Let me know when you're in position...
Let me out! Faris, you fuck!
Let me out. Oram is coming.
Let me the fuck out!
Let me the fuck out! Let me the fuck out!
Let me the fuck out. We're gonna wait...
Let them work!
Let them work.
Let's bring us into close orbit.
Let's go find our ghost.
Let's go.
Let's kill this fucker.
Let's maintain focus.
Let's, uh, chart a course, and take a closer look.
Let's,uh, get to work.
Lgot him!
Lgotyou, you son of a bitch!
Light of my life.
Like pioneers.
Like so.
Listen to me.
Live up to Jacob's fine example
Location of unidentified life form.
Lope, there's nothing you can do.
LOPE: Air feels good. KARINE: Wow.
LOPE: Ankor, Cole. Stay here.
LOPE: Ankor.
LOPE: Captain Oram, can you hear me?
LOPE: Captain Oram!
LOPE: Captain! Captain!
LOPE: Careful, guys. Watch your step.
LOPE: Cole?
LOPE: Cole.
LOPE: Daniels!
LOPE: Fire! DANIELS: Shoot! Go!
LOPE: Get it off me! Get it off me!
LOPE: Help me! Hold him!
LOPE: Hey.
LOPE: I can't get a clean shot!
LOPE: I'll always be with you.
LOPE: Keep up the pace. Stay close.
LOPE: Ledward.
LOPE: Let's go, let's go.
LOPE: Let's go! Move it!
LOPE: Rosenthal, come in.
LOPE: Sir, excuse me, sir.
LOPE: Stay back!
LOPE: That fucking thing is coming!
LOPE: Tom.
LOPE: We are okay. (ALIEN SCREECHES)
LOPE: Well, whatever it is...
LOPE: Where the fuck is the captain?
LOPE: Yeah, that's okay. Ledward, stay with Karine.
LOPE: You gotta be kidding.
Lope! Cole!
LOPEZ Oh, shit!
Ls everything okay?
Made people uncomfortable.
Magnificent.
MAN: Follow me.
May I ask who's in charge here?
May I ask who's in charge?
May I ask you a question, Father?
May we remember them.
Maybe we just missed the planet, Danny.
Maybe we need to, um, take a closer look.
Me and fog on little cat feet.
Meet back here in four hours. Keep your comm open.
Might want to hold on back there.
Months.
More like machines.
MOTH ER: Anything closer than 80 kilometers
Mother, bring us to 80 kilometers
Mother, bring us to 80 kilometers
Mother, please coordinate launch sequence.
Mother, please track the signal to its source.
Mother, retract the energy sails.
Mother, they're in trouble. You heard that.
MOTHER: Attention.
MOTHER: Attention.
MOTHER: Attention.
MOTHER: Attention. (PANICKED SHOUTING)
MOTHER: B 39 closed.
MOTHER: B 44 closed.
MOTHER: Barometric pressure, 15.4 PSI.
MOTHER: Emergency.
MOTHER: Failure in jets three and four.
MOTHER: I'm sorry.
MOTHER: Landing sensors engaged.
MOTHER: Nitrogen, 79.4%.

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