Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Edit

A child you hired.

A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?

A truck is blocking the slow lane.

Ah yes. Sweet or dry?

Alaska

Alaska Alaska container.

Alaska spill.

All I said was she's been in a slump 'cause of the backstabber at her office.

All right, all right. I'll be right there.

All right, bye.

All right, go get that metal tape measure out of the garage.

All right. Bye.

All right. Gentlemen, you've got it.

All right. I'd like a Martini & Rossi on the rocks.

All the guys that I've dated have been boys.

Am I cutting in front of you? Are you faxing?

And ask me to go to Carmel with you this weekend.

And besides, you're so overqualified for entry level, it's ridiculous.

And consulting with him on budget estimates.

And Elvis a new chew toy.

And fax this to New York for me. Don't feel overwhelmed.

And go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss Oprah every day of my vacation.

And I don't want your friends hanging around my house.

And I really wanna go.

And I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.

And I'll convince him that mandatory school uniforms...

And I'm sorry.

And if it doesn't, I was kidding.

And lie in the sand and rub oil on myself...

And my projections amorphous hub stuff.

And no one has to know she was our sitter.

And no one's gonna hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting.

And Rose loves her. She's not going to care.

And some savings and pension plan.

And that is our presentation for this evening. Thankyou for coming.

And the research for the school presentation done.n

And the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight.

And then you're old or older.

And then you're stuck in this plan because you decided, you know?

And this fridge stocked with Diet Sprite and Tab, and I have a great view.

And this is Franklin, our head designer.

And time for little trollops to go home!

And we gave it some serious thought.

And we'll sit down and discuss this like adults.

And what if they're not here? Why are you makin' this so complicated?

And when Beatrice from Personnel calls, she's a really pushy broad.

And when I get those figures ready, I'll give you a buzz...

And you can run up here and fetch them, all right?

And you'd much rather be my executive assistant.

And your room looks like a disaster area

And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.

Another happy delivery.

Anytime.

Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth

Anyway, I have my own office...

Anyway, the girl grunion, she comes and lays her eggs in the sand.

Are hand airbrushed on fuchsia spandex.

Are necessary for the safety of our schoolchildren.

Are you doing something illegal? Are you workin' for the mob?

Are you seein' someone else, or what? 'Cause that's what it sounds like.

Are you talking about us having sex?

Are you with me?

As a matter of fact, they complimented me...

As the manufacturer of quality uniforms, but times, they are a changin'.

At least I have enough to cover what we spent from petty cash.

At least it gives you some extra cash.

At least until college

Awesome.

Back then it was safe. But times, they are a changin

Banquet halls are so impersonal

Basically, you're the hub of our communication network.

Beautiful Belgian waffles. Julia made 'em on her show yesterday.

Because. I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break

Becky is our Boy Scout. She's wearing a Boy Scout's uniform.

Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out.

Believe me.

Besides, she needs the growing experience a lot more than I do.

Better bring some bucks home tomorrow 'cause we're totally out of food.

Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell.

Bitch.

Bitchin'!

Bravo. You really know how to delegate responsibility.

Breakfast is served..

Bryan is wearing a Clown Dog uniform...

But for now, why don't you just go to your room?

But I guess that's only on the savings and loan commercials

But I should have been with him, taking care of him.

But I think I'm going to try college.

But I want these people out of my property.

But if that interests you, it can be arranged.

But it's like once you decide on something, it's all planned out.

But please, don't do anything you know I'd be against.

But she can't afford to send you to Europe With some friends for graduation?

But the recipe calls for shrimp, so I need some more cash.

But the void's getting by.

But there's money in here for groceries and some spending money for the kids.

But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right?

But tonight, I think I'll stop letting him try and persuade me.

But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?

But what about everything else?

But you forgot one very big thing.

But you promised

By the end of lunch, we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories...

By the way, I'm Rose Lindsay, Senior Vice President of Operations

Bye

Bye bye. Would you all please excuse us for a minute?

Bye, Elvis.

Bye, everybody. Listen to Mrs. Sturak.

Bye, sweetheart. Be good.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye. Sue Ellen, right?

Call an ambulance? Call the cops? I don't know.

Call the cops.

Can I help?

Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?

Carolyn and I both pretty much figured out what's been going on.

Cathy brought it by. Seems she's been covering for Sue Ellen, doing her work.

Cathy, thank you so much.

Check it out. Elvis, I'm gonna take you higher.

Cleans 'em down to a shine.

Come help!

Come on, kids. Let's go. Chop, chop.

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Bouncing is an ageless pastime.

Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII.

Complement this carefree and spirited look with the girl...

Convince them to give us more time so we can keep working?

Cooperate...

Costs are up, overhead is high, sales are down.

Could you hurry up?

Crandell house? We got your home entertainment center.

Cynthia, you're my moon goddess.

Darling.

Design school or something. I don't know. I still have a lot to learn.

Did he just finish reading Dianetics?

Did you burn something?

Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?

Dinner, movies, jazz clubs, the symphony.

Dishes are done, man.

Do me a favor, would you?

Do people always tell you How young you look young?

Do you ...

Doesn't look like Julia's.

Doesn't matter what it is you always say...

Don't be rude to anybody.

Don't mention it.

Don't spit on anybody.

Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.

Don't you think that they're kind of plain, kind of boring?

Downstairs are the designers...

Dr.. Louise Westheimer..

Dude, that was a superior party. Superior eats.

Dude!

Due to a receding profit margin.

Earth to Melissa

Eat shit!

Either the scenario is that you want to politely thank me for the roses...

Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.

Excuse me? Are you serious?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?

Far out!

Fine.

Finish the Happy Fat vats yourself.

Finish the presentation.

First and fifteenth of every month. Is that it?

First of all, the name tags have gotta go.

For 12 years General Apparel West has enjoyed a solid reputation...

For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal.

Forget it. I ruined the moment.

Forgot to put on a happy face.

Frankly, it's not up to the students to decide.

Fry you suckers.

Fuck.

G.A.W.'s history.

General Apparel West is one of 32 subdivisions of ChemTech America...

Get going there.

Get out of here.

Give me a break

Go get them, big man.

Go on.Just do it.

Go to hell

Go to your room

God is definitely pissed off at me.

God, I feel terrible.

God, I really need to get away.

God, that's cold!

God, this place is so disgusting.

God, you take these things so personally.

Good evening.

Good moment.

Good night

Good tray. Good tray. All right.

Gosh, Sue Ellen.

Graduate.

Great. Gus, hi.

Great. Thanks. I'm going to go glow in my office.

Great. Why don't you go up to my room and change?

Grow up, Carolyn.

Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.

Gus has been trying to talk me into this wild, dirty weekend in Santa Barbara...

Gus has sort of a little crush on me.

Guys, what do you say?

Have a great weekend. See you Monday, 8:00 sharp.

Have him take one of those if he has any pain.

Have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?

He goes out of his way to bring me lunch, all right?

He had a little accident, but everything is taken care of.

He sent those roses to me.

He wants her to see his sheep ranch.

He's been coming on to you?

Hello, dear.

Hello, Melissa. No, thanks. Not tonight.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Crandel.

Help! Somebody help me!

Help. We need money. We have no food.

Helping Melissa with her fastball. Being a role model forZach.

Her pink high top sneakers are laced up her tangerine tights.

Her whistle earrings and necklace and black baseball cap...

Here are your messages.

Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.

Here's another one.

Hey, babe. Who's the void in Lindsey's office?

Hey, Bobby

Hey, boss lady, creole mushroom?

Hey, get out.

Hey, look, I'm kidding. Maybe I gave you the wrong idea.

Hey, look. I don't have all day.

Hey, Nicole

Hey, no problem, twisted sister.

Hey, slow down. You're moving too fast for me.

Hey, who are you? Where's that other broad, Mona?

Hey! I was watching that!

Hey. I was kidding.

Hi, Mom

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi. Are you a temp?

Hi. I'm Cathy.

Hi. I'm Sue Ellen.

Hi. Thanks for coming.

Hold on.

Hold on. I'll be there in a minute.

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Home run! Way to go!

Honey, I couldn't leave you kids all alone.

Hot.

How about a garage sale?

How are the cost estimates for the superintendent? He needs them today.

How are you doin', Mom? Yeah.

How are you? Are the kids okay?

How come you gotta go?

How could you do this? You would never steal from Mom.

How do you know this woman is a backstabber?

How do you Tzny Tsttiay escape From all this anyway

How humiliating. I love it.

How is he? What happened? How do you feel, honey? Are you okay?

How much did Mom leave us?

How should I know? I've never done this before.

How's Australia?

How's the scrubba dub dubbing going?

Hub

Hungry?

I I gotta go, Mom.

I always thought that my parents had this big college fund for me.

I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date.

I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties.

I am not working to feed your scummy friends.

I am really sorry.

I am the executive administrative assistant...

I am too.

I applied for a receptionist job.

I appreciate you.

I bought a pair of boots and a magazine! You bought a home entertainment center?

I brought this Jell O mold just in case you needed one.

I brought up the cohabitation topic recently.

I brought up the cohabitation topic recently.

I can do anything. I'm a free woman

I can get a job at a clothing store.

I can go to the beach, I can stay out as late as I want to.

I can't be the hub of your communication network.

I can't believe you let this happen to him.

I can't believe you're doing this to me. A baby sitter?

I can't even vote yet.

I can't handle this anymore.

I can't right now. I'm on an important phone call.

I can't stand her, so do me a favor. You be my assistant.

I can't stand that conniving little snot.

I can't. I got a date with Swell's friend Nicole.

I can't. I've got work.

I changed the name, and I'm adding some glamorous fashion stuff.

I could have planned my dinner better.

I couldn't fit it in my schedule.

I date other women.

I did not embezzle it. I borrowed it.

I didn't get a chance to go to the store...

I didn't kill her. She died in her sleep.

I don't believe this.

I don't even know what an executive administrator assistant does.

I don't even know what it is, but I feel better around you than anyone else.

I don't know ifit was some kind of communication meltdown or what.

I don't know why, but she's keeping things from me.

I don't know. I guess I'm just stalling.

I don't know. I was thinking I might go to class more.

I don't know. Kids like to wear stuff that's them.

I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all.

I don't think it's fair

I don't wanna hearyou've given this nice old lady a hard time.

I don't want him to know that...

I don't want New York to know anything about it. They'd never approve funding.

I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark.

I feel stupid. We are too old to bounce.

I fell off the roof.

I figure I'll keep savin' up for it anyway.

I gotta get out of here.

I gotta go.

I guess you're right. It was a long time ago.

I had a feeling. None of these companies ever heard of her. I'm going to Rose.

I had it delivered. Do you have a problem with that?

I have been working. I've had a very rough day.

I have had a very rough night.

I have no money. I have no boyfriend.

I have that for you.

I have to get up at 5:30 every morning, so I can beat rush hour traffic...

I have to stay and redirect all the incompetents who are coming up here...

I have to tell you. I kind of have a problem.

I haven't quite decided on that yet.

I just don't think that kids are gonna want to wear uniforms.

I just remembered, I hate baseball.

I just wanna know what it is you do all day, that's all.

I just wish that you could respect my privacy.

I knew she was a phony. I did not think she was a thief.

I know how that goes.

I know you can. Concentrate.

I know you're just getting over a divorce.

I know. I appreciate it a lot. Really.

I know. My timing is off.

I lied to everyone about everything...

I lied to you. I'm a terrible person.

I love that they're wearing our uniforms. Fabulous touch.

I love you too. Okay.

I mean, come on. This car's a classic.

I mean, I like this part, but Oh, God.

I mean, I love it. Love it.

I mean, ifyou're seein' some other guy, you don't have to do all this.

I might take some Home Ec.

I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures.

I need more money

I need to fax something. How would I do that?

I needed a new bike, and I got Walter the new edition of Super.Password...

I never asked you to whisk the couch.

I pretty much did.

I promised Sue Ellen I'd do it for her. Would you see that she gets it?

I really care about us. There's something about you.

I really don't think I can live like this.

I really think you should read it.

I saw Mom give it to Mrs. Sturak.

I say next batch we do more mocha Swiss Amaretto ones.

I see nothing but dollar signs

I should've been nicer to her.

I should've cooperated.

I stole her résumé from Personnel to check her out.

I submitted my résumé, but it wasn't good enough.

I surrender.

I think it's another guy.

I think she likes Jacob better.

I think that she'd want it this way, don't you?

I think the scenario here is that you're a sleazeball.

I think we should measure her first.

I thought you might like to know this all rests in the hands of a child...

I thought you were getting, like, over a grand.

I told you to talk to her. Didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.

I told you. We have to economize.

I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly.

I understand. Anytime you want to come back to G.A.W.

I want this place spick and span by Saturday, or I'm turning us all in.

I want you to start doing some heavy duty explaining.

I was entertaining some friends last night, and we had the munchies.

I was going to put it back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this.

I was just gonna see if Rose wanted to grab some lunch in the cafeteria.

I was looking for you. Great house.

I was wondering how you would get that...

I wasn't there. I should have been. I mean, not on the roof.

I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.

I would like to keep that thermostat at 76, okay?

I'd ask how old you are, but most women don't really like that.

I'd love to smile and work with raw meat."

I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.

I'd tell you more ifyou didn't wanna know so much.

I'll authorize it, okay?

I'll be damned.

I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there?

I'll be up there in a few seconds, okay?

I'll call him in a few weeks when all this is over.

I'll call you later.

I'll do it later, Mom! I promise

I'll do it later.

I'll do the dishes.

I'll give her the message. Bye.

I'll just tell 'em I hired outside the company.

I'll keep working. I'll work overtime.

I'll miss you.

I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00?

I'm a fast learner. I'll catch on.

I'm a whiz on the computer...

I'm an embezzler. They're going to throw me in prison.

I'm Bruce. I'm head inventory clerk. Why?

I'm Bryan.

I'm getting get rid of her for two whole months you guys

I'm going to believe some kid.

I'm going to miss you too.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm gonna get you, sucker!

I'm gonna need biweekly reports from you.

I'm in a meeting. Have Bob Barker help you.

I'm in between important meetings. I'm so sorry I disturbed you, Kenny.

I'm innocent.

I'm interfacing with New York at 3:00, and I have a report due today.

I'm letting him cool off.

I'm looking for Walter Crandell.

I'm Mrs. Sturak I babysitter

I'm Mrs. Sturak. I'm the baby sitter.

I'm not going to give up. I'll just economize.

I'm not gonna.

I'm not real clear about what's been going on around here...

I'm not supposed to be a career mom.

I'm not sure what I want my life to be yet.

I'm not working at the big top from hell for pocket money.

I'm only 17. I have a curfew. I just finished high school.

I'm out of rumaki.

I'm outta here.

I'm really going to miss her.

I'm really not ready for any of this.

I'm right on top of that, Rose.

I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated.

I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry

I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm stuck here, cooking and cleaning and mowing.

I'm stuck with the bills.

I'm Sue Ellen. I work for Rose. Can I help you?

I'm supposed to register at City College.

I'm sure you're all on the edge ofyour seats wondering what we have in store.

I've been at it all night. Check these out.

I've got seven meetings set up next week alone.

I've got some extra leftovers from my dinner deliveries, so ifyou want 'em

I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.

I've never been to Santa Barbara.

If you didn't get the money, why'd you call?

If you want to get into Vassar, I could pull some strings.

Ifwe maintained separate space.

Ifyou want Are you familiar with the Q.E.D. report?

In bold black and turquoise stripes, black tights and high top sneakers.

In fuchsia, purple and teal, hand airbrushed silk with matching caps.

In Minneapolis, an 1 1 th grader beat up a schoolmate...

In your dreams, babe.

Instead of going straight to Personnel like they are supposed to.

Is he your son too?

Is that everything?

Is this for me?

Is your Mom like leaving for like months?

It has been really slow.

It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money.

It was your turn to dump the trash.

It wasn't really your money either. You embezzled it.

It wasn't your money. It was my money.

It'll speed up any boy's pulse.

It's a clean break. It should heal nicely.

It's a painful memory. I don't like to talk about it.

It's a rat race, and it sucks.

It's a special occasion.

It's all legit.

It's always ...

It's funny.

It's just my parents trying to get rid of me for two months.

It's like all of a sudden, anything you do means that's your life.

It's like, I don't know if I want oceanography to be my life.

It's nice, but where did you get the money for something so state of the art?

It's not fair. Baby sitters suck.

It's okay. Come here.

It's okay. You can do it.

It's ours! Go back and get it from the old hag!

It's show time.

It's the last food we got.

It's the lifting that gets me.

It's time for little girls to dress like little girls.

It's too soon. It must be you.

Jill, our referee, is wearing an oversized silk jersey...

Juices start flowing. What's to hide?

Just a little accident.

Just do one thing at a time.

Just forget about her. She's not worth it.

Just forget it, okay? I'm sorry I cared.

Just leave a list for Carolyn. She'll stock it for you, okay?

Just so I can take care ofyou guys and put food on the damn table.

Just tell her I hired you. And find out about your medical benefits and pension.

Just try to do the best you can.

Just walking out like that.

KDJI news time is 5:30 A.M., and ifthis isyour. wake up call...

Keep an eye on Sue Ellen.

Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.

Kenny, c'mon give me a break

Kenny, come downstairs. You're not gonna believe this.

Kenny, could you turn the music down?

Kenny, Get back here

Kenny, wake up.

Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells?

Ladies and gentlemen, General Apparel West proudly presents...

Lady, I don't know what your deal is, but you're not here to order us around.

Lard is my life.

Let me get that for you. I'm maitred'.

Let me show you one more thing.

Let's get out of here. I give up.

Let's get together on Monday night. We will have dinner.

Let's go to my place. I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again.

Let's stop. I'm exhausted, and I'm late to meet Gus.

Listen, can't you call New York?

Listen. They're looking for a receptionist to replace Carolyn.

Little League sign ups are at 11:30.

Liza?

Look at his eyes. Poor dude

Look at me. I'm glowing. The man makes me glow. Am I glowing?

Look, Mrs. Sturak.

Look, Swell. What's up with you, huh?

Look! I screwed up! I'm sorry.

Looking for something, Sue Ellen?

Love you. Bye, honey. Be good, everybody!

Mama Celeste face down, you're sellin' carnations on a freeway off ramp.

Mama Celeste face up, I go to work.

Man your trays.

Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's.

Master the possibilities.

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe go to the Culinary Academy Or some shit like this

Maybe I gave you the wrong idea, but I'm not interested in you.

Maybe I should do something crazy, like sweep her off her feet.

Maybe I'll see you around.

Maybe ifyou'd called and told me you were going to be four hours late...

Maybe she's nice. Why do you have to be so judgmental about her?

Maybe she's trying to make you jealous.

Maybe we'll take 'em. Thanks.

Maybe.

Me and Cynthia are having some problems.

Me too.

Melissa and Zach are beating each other up over the last Sno Ball.

Melissa lunch, Honey

Melissa, Right now.

Melissa, want to come down from there?

Mocha Swiss. Got it.

Mom, can you call us every day?

Mom.

Mow the lawn today, and don't forget the dishes. Bye.

Mrs. Crandell, I'm Dr. Permutter. Here he is.

Mrs. Sturak knows where to reach me.

Mrs. Sturak, are you even listening to me?

My check is only for $735.

My dad is pissed about my report card. I gotta kiss ass a couple more days.

My high school was like a fashion show.

My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect.

My last assistant was only 23 and still wet behind the ears.

My little brother drives the delivery van.

My mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away.

My mom's out of town, and I have my brothers and sister to feed.

My paycheck's gonna be over $1,000. I'll be able to put it back.

My sister and her boyfriend got extra tickets. Box seats.

My son.

Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss.

Next week I'll sit the superintendent of schools down over eggs Florentine...

Next, you get to sc**** the spitballs off the drive through window...

Nicole is wearing a form fitting nurse's uniform with mini hemline.

Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags?

No prizes.

No problem. I kind of like being a hero.

No way!

No way.

No, don't do that. I'll call you when I get home.

No, everything's great.

No, I ruined it because I talked about it.

No, I'm still organizing my spreadsheet...

No, Mrs. Sturak's not here. She

No, not usually

No, Sue Ellen. Thank you. Really.

No, that's okay.

No, wait. I can't.

No. He's my stepson.

No. I couldn't. It's an improvement.

No. I tied 'em to a red ant hill. Did you get some money?

No. I was just wondering why they would come all this way to bring a chili dog.

No. I'm Sue Ellen. I work for Rose.

Not like us

Not to mention boosting G.A.W. sales. It'll be absolutely perfect.

Not yet. There's a problem.

Nothing. I just know what you mean.

Now just do it.

Now she's kissing up to Gus?

Now, I know we've been over this at least a thousand times...

Now, who would do such a thing?

Obviously our weekend away in Santa Barbara was the turning point for us.

Occasionally...

Of course I can. My family's all gone.

Of course, no nurse would be complete without her stethoscope necklace.

Oh really? Great.

Oh relax, Mom. I'll keep him in Line.

Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.

Oh, another thing, and this is very important.

Oh, God, I feel like a teenager.

Oh, God. I don't know.

Oh, God. Nicole, I have to call you back.

Oh, here.

Oh, hi, Carolyn. I'm sick. This is a Q.E.D. report.

Oh, I'm sure everything will be taken care of.

Oh, Lord. We just lost another account.

Oh, Mrs. Sturak?

Oh, my I'm Mrs. Crandell, Walter's mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, right.

Oh, shit, you're right. Bye, Mom

Oh, wow. Really?

Oh, yeah. The grind.

Okay, I'll get a job. But you gotta stay and watch the kids.

Okay, I'll talk to her. It's time we let her know the rules.

Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.

Okay. Fine.

Okay. Then we'll just do something else.

On behalf of General Apparel West, I'd like to welcome you.

On hiring a teenager to gain market perspective.

One of our nation's leading chemical corporations.

Ooh, in about an hour and a half. I can't wait

Operation Eggs Florentine was a rousing success.

Or go crawling to one of Mom's semi wretched friends?

Or I'll make your summer a living hell!

Or it could be in black and white, turquoise and black or red and black.

Or sleek miniskirts.

Or the new moon

Or we could just have a wild, sweaty fling. What do you think?

Or you burst in here wanting to be impulsive...

Our executive staff and our advertising people.

Our recently named employee of the month...

Our summer of freedom is going to be a winter prison if I don't get some help.

Our warehouse and showroom, and our manufacturing and assembly line.

Out of my way!

Over a rhinestone leather jacket and a pair of Fiorucci jeans.

Please reconsider. I'm offering you a wonderful opportunity.

Please say yes.

Precisely. The Peter Pan syndrome.

Probably can't even hear me.

Probably choked on her whistle.

Problem?

Promise me you'll go register at City College for fall, okay?

Put on a happy face.

Quit your job. Get out while you can.

Reading Gr.een EggsAnd Ham or some shit like that.

Really cooking in her scarf.

Reception. I can't right now.

Relax. I'm looking after things while she's gone. Everything's gonna be fine.

Remember these things? They're great. Bounce with me.

Right

Right about now.

Right Now!

Right? And she has lots of experience.

River Ridge Hospital is on line three. There's an emergency with your son?

Rock and roll!

Rock and roll!

Rose, I have an idea.

Rose, I tried

Rosemary chicken's delicious here. Very tender.

School starts next week. Lazy days.

See, Mr. Eggs

Shades of real intimacy.

She applied for the receptionist job.

She didn't steal from petty cash. She paid for the buyers' shindig.

She had a date.

She matures, she ripens.

She said she didn't have any family, so this is

She went to the yarn store.

She'll be back in a few seconds. I'm here for the receptionist job.

She'll hop the next flight home, and then she'll be in our faces.

She's already dead, you moron!

She's busy right now. Can I take a message? Is this a joke?

She's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.

She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids? Hmmm

She's only 17

She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.

She's whipping up excitement in her boots. Thank you.

Shirkin' all that parental responsibility.

Shit! I loved that car.

Shit! You're gonna drown! Choke!

Shit.

Shit.

Shut up, Quizzoid. Eat.

Shut up. I am in deep shit.

Since this is the biggest night in G.A.W. history..

So anyway, I'm Fred Kibrick's secretary over in sales.

So do you believe me now? Or are you just going to believe some kid?

So I haven't been too enthusiastic about it.

So ifyou ever have anything for me, just ask.

So ifyou thought we broke up, I guess you thought we were together, huh?

So Mom, takin' off on us like that, huh?

So Swell, when's your Mom leaving for Australia?

So that when you start in, you can just go right through the cake.

So they don't, like, do it together?

So to conduct our presentation, I'd like to introduce our hostess...

So what do you want, a medal?

So you can't really tell, like a MacGyver..

So you guys excited? Dream come true.

So you're Rose's new executive administrative assistant.

So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?

So, did you mean what you said about working things out?

So, how long have you and Rose been together?

So, these are my things. When do I get paid?

Some guy. A mortician.

Something's wrong with the TV antenna.

Sorry to have messed up your plans. Who are these people?

Sorry.

Spell that a little faster. Your number?

Spending quality time with Walter. Doing your party shit!

Spiteful, vindictive machination you have ever concocted.

Start getting updated reports from the department heads and coordinating them.

Stay away from her. She's in one of her Terminator moods.

Step on it!

Stories of our first time.

Strike two!

Such a punk.

Suddenly she's an executive? I don't get it.

Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in their house.

Sue Ellen, I need to get this P.O. approved.

Sue Ellen, no.

Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing.

Sugar and spice!

Sure she's gonna fit?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. We'll fly. I have my pilot's license.

Swell, how's my baby

Swell, I don't know ifhe's okay. He's in with the doctor. He better be okay.

Swell, it's me. It's Bryan.

Swell, remember.

Swell, what are you doing? Come on!