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Mulan II (2004)

Mulan II (2004)

Mulan II is a captivating animated movie released in 2004 and serves as a direct-to-video sequel to the beloved Disney film, Mulan. This thrilling sequel takes audiences on an exciting journey alongside the courageous heroine, Mulan, as she embarks on a new adventure filled with action, romance, and self-discovery.

The story of Mulan II picks up after the events of the first film, where Mulan successfully saved China and earned the respect of her fellow warriors. Now, her life takes an unexpected turn as she embarks on a mission alongside her loyal dragon sidekick, Mushu, and her beloved friends, Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po. The Emperor himself entrusts Mulan with a crucial task: to deliver an imperial edict to a distant province, which will determine the fate of the empire.

However, along the arduous journey, Mulan faces an internal conflict. She discovers that her duty clashes with her own heart's desires, particularly her blossoming love for Captain Shang. Mulan is torn between her loyalty to duty and her desire for love. As the plot unfolds, Mulan must confront difficult decisions and find the strength within herself to face the challenges that lie ahead.

The film boasts an exceptional voice cast that brings these beloved characters to life. Ming-Na Wen returns as the fearless Mulan, accompanied by BD Wong, who lends his voice to the dedicated Captain Li Shang. Lea Salonga once again graces the screen with her beautiful singing voice as she provides the singing voice of Mulan. Additionally, Sandra Oh, Mark Moseley, Gedde Watanabe, and Lucy Liu bring their talents to lend their voices to the witty and endearing characters.

With its heartfelt storytelling, captivating animation, and memorable songs, Mulan II is a treat for both fans of the original film and new audiences alike. Whether you are captivated by the adventurous tale, the intricate animation, or the beautiful soundtrack, Mulan II is sure to entertain and inspire viewers of all ages.

If you wish to revisit this enchanting world or experience it for the first time, you can now play and download the sounds of Mulan II here. Immerse yourself in the soaring melodies and heartfelt lyrics that will transport you to ancient China and remind you of the powerful journey of self-discovery and love that Mulan embarks upon.

So, join Mulan and her friends on this exhilarating quest filled with bravery, honor, and enchanting melodies. Mulan II is a timeless tale that will continue to captivate audiences for generations to come.

A cricket laughs in my face.
A dream of seeing a small village in the middle of nowhere
A forest path?
A girl worth fighting for
A good leader is open to new ideas.
A grave loss.
A jewel in your crown far more dear than three mere princesses.
A princess must make every sacrifice for her country.
According to this chart, I put the coins here.
Actually, she meant this.
Actually, you bet he would propose before sundown.
After all, I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup.
Again.
All I asked for was a girl who would worship the dirt I walk on.
All right, all right, all right, dead people, we've got work to do,
All right, all right, all right, simmer down. I know just how you feel.
All right, I get you, Miss Missy.
All they gonna see is my behind.
All those problems, they weren't us. They were you.
All veneration to you, O mighty. . .
Although it can be a burden.
Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?
Am I interrupting?
An alliance with the kingdom of Qui Gong.
And after all, I am the girl's guardian.
And don't forget.
And furthermore, I hereby decree
And I ain't about to give it up.
And I decide whom to unify.
And I don't want to be late for my greetings to the sun.
And I just wanted a girl who likes to laugh.
And I saved you.
And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
And I think she wants us to come over.
And I would tell Mei that she's one right babe.
And I've never seen two people more right for one another
And if she's happy, I'm happy.
And if she's laughing to your face,
And in view of the tragedy, I will accept your offer.
And it wasn't you outside Shang's tent.
And joining the army.
And let me pick off of her plate
And myself and Lingy Bear.
And next time, don't leave your post.
And now I think I'd like to visit my beloved pedestal.
And now, yours.
And out of our hair, fool.
And personal.
And so I said, you just broke my best set of China.
And somebody heat up some oil.
And speaking of bending rules. . .
And stay out!
And tell me why we ain't busting out the vows already?
And that man don't trust you.
And the Middle Kingdom.
And there's no one there To steal my chair
And thinks I'm a god.
And to help you remember that lesson. . .
And twirI around the fIoor
And unless it is honored,
And we repay you by ruining your relationship.
And what about my pedicure?
And what do I have to show for it?
And when the infatuation wears off,
And where there's a town, there's a road.
And who pleases them, that's very important.
And why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
And why not?
And you like him.
And you woke him up after I left?
And you're not talking to Pretty Boy.
Apology accepted.
Are released from their vow and may marry whomsoever they please.
Are the guard fellows out there?
Are you bugging? Look at her go.
Are you crying again?
Are you sure?
As a father,
As Emperor, I trust you.
As it is, our army is hopelessly outnumbered.
As we stand here,
At the same time we're being tough.
Ba ba. Ma ma.
Back to their tents immediately.
Back.
Be anything l want to be
Because I ain't leaving my pedestal for the next thousand years.
Because my girl's happiness comes first.
Better get your rest, Mushu.
Betting against my mother is not a gamble.
Burn his letters and dance around the fire yelling,
But as you know, orders is orders.
But how can she without us?
But I do know this. Without trust, there can be no relationship.
But I feel that doesn't matter so much when a man is in. . .
But I have another duty. To my heart.
But I think, you, a princess, with royal. . .
But I'm still learning myself.
But it does not alter my agreement with the Emperor.
But it is our duty, and our honor.
But it's gonna be good.
But tell it to me straight
But the Golden Dragon of Unity himself
But the world is full of opposites, and so are you.
But the world isn't perfect.
But they won't follow directions.
But time is wasting, people, so let's move, move, move.
But what can one itty bitty dragon do?
But you and Shang are so different.
But you'll be surprised how heavily they can weigh.
But you're still out of balance.
But your heart told you to break the rules.
But, by following my feelings, I wound up doing the right thing.
But, I'll just go away now.
But, Shang, an arranged marriage?
But, you don't gamble.
But, you know, I'm thinking about you too.
But, Your Greatness, General Li Shang is not a son of Qui Gong.
But. . .
But. . .
By taking your place.
By the moonlight.
By the power vested in me, by me.
Bye, Shang.
Ceremonial bath of honor.
Ceremonial robe of honor.
Changing of the guard.
Chien Po got it for me. He's so sweet.
China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei?
China.
China. Get it?
China's most honorable and noble soldiers.
CIimb up a tree Iike other girIs can
CIimb up a tree Iike other girIs can
Close ranks. Save the princesses.
Come back when you get personalities.
Come on, Your Highness.
Come on.
Come on.
Congratulations!
Could you take care of this for me?
Couldn't make love matches for you three.
Creeping sIow l'm at peace because l know
Creeping sIow You're at peace because you know
Cri Kee, I'm gonna break them up.
Cri Kee, I've made a decision.
Cri Kee, to the fabric store.
Cri Kee. What are you doing here?
Cut quick
Cut quick
Dark and light.
Deep down, deep, deep down, way down, there's something.
Did you know that almonds, rice and milk are part of a complete breakfast?
Did you say dumplings?
Did you see the way he looked at me?
Did you see the way she looked at me?
Divide and conquer.
Do you?
Does a hero dragon deserve anything less?
Don't bother me now, Cri Kee, I. . .
Don't nobody wanna see your drawers.
Don't play coy. I saw you outside my tent.
Don't worry. I'll handle this.
Draw my bath.
Drop that boy like a hot pot sticker. Kick him to the curb.
Duty, obligation, tradition, it all means nothing to you.
Each of my warriors will fight like 1 0 Mongols.
Earth, sky, day, night.
Engaged to be married princesses.
Even though it pretty much is.
Every word of what?
Except for that garlic breath.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, what does that mean exactly?
Excuse me, Your Highness, I found your fan.
Fa Mulan, we're ready to go through with the wedding.
Fa Mulan?
Father, Mother. Your necklaces.
Feel the sun on my feet
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. Why don't we start with this?
First, I gotta work me up a theme. You know, theme is everything.
Following several attempts at on purpose.
For
Forget it. You've helped enough.
Forget that dragon lady.
Forgive me?
From an all out feud.
From her birth is weII defined
From making the biggest mistake of my. . .
Gambling is like playing mah jongg with blank tiles.
General Hardhead, that's what they should call him.
General Hardhead? Brushing my teeth?
General Shang, Fa Mulan. Orders from His Majesty the Emperor.
General Shang?
General Shang?
General Shang? That's not it.
General Shang.
General Shang.
General, how many troops do you estimate you will need
General, I. . .
General, this is outrageous.
Get it? Guard? Down?
Get to be
Get to be
Get your hands off her.
Get your ticket, cricket.
Ginger.
Give it up for them, would you please?
Give me that one.
Go.
Good catch, Shang.
Good horse.
Goodbye, Mushu.
Gorilla? He's more like a big cuddly panda bear.
Great ancestors, I throw myself at your mercy.
Great Spirits, take me now.
Great. Show us.
Group hug.
Hang on.
He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different.
He knows a winning team when he sees one.
He likes you.
He may be coarse on the outside, but on the inside. . .
He smells?
He's combining the family temples.
Hear me, you lazy lounge lizard.
Hello, it's me, Mulan.
Hello, little warriors.
Hello, Sha Ron.
Help me.
Help!
Help! We'll save you.
Her husband's ancestors take over the duty of guardianship.
Heroes.
Hey, how you doing up there, man? Thanks for the intro.
Hey, suck in your gut.
Hey, this looks like a for real pink slip.
Hey, what about old Shang hai?
Hey, whither thou go, I goest, girl.
Hey, yo, where's my masseuse?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. What?
Hi ya!
Hiya.
Hold it. Calm down.
Hold on to your ectoplasm, now. Mulan's getting married.
Hold on, ladies.
Hold them off. Let's go.
Honey pie.
How about Rainbow of Memories?
How about some fresh ginseng?
How can we help?
How can you be tough and gentle?
How can you do that?
How can you look right at someone,
How could he not believe me?
How could I have been so selfish?
How dare you trample upon this sacred ceremony?
How did you decide between duty and heart?
However, the Golden Dragon of Unity smiles upon you today.
Hun, I'm home.
Hurray! Hurray!
I am back!
I am good.
I am Princess Ting Ting.
I am the Golden Dragon of Unity.
I bet he and Mulan are two nasty words away
I bet he would propose before noon.
I can see past my nose.
I can't believe I'm back on wake up duty.
I can't complete this mission.
I can't stand it no more.
I could never. . .
I couldn't let you get married without me.
I did do good, didn't I?
I didn't realize there wasn't much sitting on top of them.
I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet,
I don't know, girlfriend.
I doubt even the Golden Dragon of Unity could stop this now.
I fell for those broad shoulders.
I find your presence engaging and your conversation sparkling.
I give up.
I got it.
I got them.
I gotta kiss my pedestal goodbye,
I guess I learned that my duty is to my heart.
I guess I'm not as funny as I think.
I have a yoga session at dawn,
I have an idea.
I have no secrets from my husband, Mushu.
I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
I hope the tea is still warm.
I implore you to choose your three soldiers wisely.
I just can't do it anymore.
I just wanted to compliment you.
I know I've never seen anything like it.
I know it does sound a little funny.
I know just the men. Fearless.
I know that face, Fa Mulan. What troubles you?
I know that now.
I know where my duty lies, Mei.
I know, Ba ba. The lesson of yin and yang.
I know, but not everyone can be as lucky as we are.
I leave you in her capable hands.
I like to be awakened from my beauty sleep
I mean, her life.
I mean, her life.
I mean, I know he's by the book, but doesn't the man ever bend a rule?
I mean, Ling.
I mean, pink as a freshly slapped newborn's behind.
I mean, whatever you say.
I mean, who's in charge here? You?
I mean, yes.
I need you to join Mulan and me on a mission.
I never noticed we were so different.
I plan to defeat this enemy without the use of force.
I put my heart and soul into busting them up.
I said, after you.
I saved the food.
I see Pretty Boy isn't talking to you.
I simply asked for someone who would cook for me
I still don't get it.
I sure wish we could talk to the princesses, Yao.
I think a leg stretch would be very nice.
I think I better handle this one on my own.
I think I'll go pray.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I thought you didn't have a sense of humor.
I told him everything.
I try and I try.
I wanna see pink flowers, pink ribbons, pink bows.
I was gonna lose you. And my pedestal.
I will sanction no alliance with the Middle Kingdom.
I win the pot.
I wouId be true To a girl worth fighting
I would be honored to wed a prince of Qui Gong.
I would give up 1 ,000 pedestals if I could stop this.
I would say it was a friendly suggestion.
I would tell Princess Su
I wouldn't want to peel your paint.
I'd better go. I've got the first watch, General.
I'd make fondue For a girl worth fighting
I'd tell Ting Ting that she's the prettiest, funniest,
I'll be leaving behind a few broken hearts, but count me in.
I'll go help her.
I'll replace that.
I'm back, baby.
I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.
I'm enriched by your presence, my son.
I'm getting horsesick.
I'm going to Qui Gong.
I'm indebted to you, Mei.
I'm just glad my world is.
I'm just trying to tell you the princesses went AWOL, that's all.
I'm not talking about salmon. Don't show me no blush.
I'm saying that women will ask directions,
I'm so happy for all of you.
I'm so sorry to break up your little party.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, Cri Kee,
I'm the one that got between you.
I've found a village and a path to it through the forest.
I've found wives for hundreds of men.
I've got an important announcement to make.
I've got it. The theme is Think Pink.
I've got to talk to Shang, tell him I love him.
I've said too much.
If Mulan could see me now.
If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here, right now.
If this is the real Li Shang, I don't like what I'm seeing.
If this wedding does not take place in three days,
If we get to the Honshu pass by midday tomorrow. . .
If you three aren't too busy disturbing the peace,
If your father saw you now breaking that vow,
Imagine what she's saying behind your back.
In an ideal world, everyone would marry for love.
In fact, I'm gonna plan your wedding.
In gratitude, we honor you.
Insolent dog.
Instead, we will forge a union so strong, the Mongol hordes won't dare attack.
Is everything all right?
Is there someplace private we can talk?
Isn't it a great day?
Isn't it wonderful?
It doesn't matter, we're on a mission.
It gives me back my pedestal.
It is a privilege to meet the hero of China.
It is written, once a woman marries,
It just needed a little drying out.
It means everything to me.
It means. . .
It must be exhausting guarding us day and night.
It seems like just last month you and I were saving China.
It takes us through bandit country, but it's the only way.
It took me 500 years to get this pedestal back,
It took us by surprise, you know?
It wasn't easy neither. That man can sleep.
It would seem so.
It's about mine.
It's all right, Fa Mulan.
It's an investment.
It's General Shang.
It's like I don't even know him.
It's love, I tell you.
It's not every day I get engaged.
It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
It's okay, Little Brother. What's going on here?
It's our duty.
It's our honor to serve the Emperor.
It's so beautiful.
It's so lovely this year.
It's the same moon we see from the palace.
Just for that, I'm not talking to you.
Just get your pomegranates in the carriage.
Just like when I look at potted pig's knuckles.
Just make sure nothing wakes him up.
Just to be free like other girls
Just to be free Like other girls
Just to be free like other girls get to be
Keep a sharp eye. This is bandit country.
Keep paddling. Look how great you're doing.
L got a plaque right here That says l kicked Hun booty
L wanna be like other girls
L wanna be like other girls
L wanna be like other girls
L'd even kiss you For a girl worth fighting
L'll just spend my life with you two
Lesson number one
Lesson number one
Lesson number one
Lesson number one Lesson number one
Let me explain the situation.
Let me lead my forces in a preemptive strike.
Let the whirlpool begin.
Let's get back on the road.
Let's get it over with.
Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
Let's see if this helps.
Lf Ling can find a girl Who likes his chopstick nose trick
Like a cIoud I am soft
Like a cIoud You are soft
Like a rock I must be hard
Like a rock You must be hard
Like an oak I must stand firm
Like an oak You must stand firm
Like bamboo I bend in the wind
Like bamboo You bend in the wind
Like holding a lily
Like holding a lily
Like my blade
Like the sun and rain.
Little, like a little gorilla.
Look at all the food.
Look at them. Those two clearly got it going on.
Look out, a cliff!
Look, it's General Shang.
Looks like we won't be a team after all, Mushu.
Losing Shang will not be meaningless.
Love, shmove.
Love.
Lt's okay to be afraid
Lt's okay to be afraid
Lucky for Lord Chin, because I was about to whip his butt.
Make way for the happy couple.
Man, how could I have been so selfish?
Many have called me a royal pain.
Mark my words, General, three days.
Marry someone l've met
May I know your name?
Maybe he was just confused.
Maybe one or two.
Maybe too different.
Maybe you'd like to stretch your legs?
Mei, we've discussed this.
Mei?
Mei. Su.
Men follow directions, so they don't need. . .
Mongol forces are moving closer to our border.
More?
Morning, noon and night.
Most extraordinary girl I've ever met.
Mother.
Move out.
Mulan !
Mulan and Shang are as different as sun and rain.
Mulan said she was gonna finish the mission no matter what.
Mulan saves China one time, and now he thinks he's the emperor.
Mulan was right.
Mulan, could you smooth out the ride a little bit?
Mulan, I'll make it up to you. I promise.
Mulan, prepare to move out.
Mulan, the rope.
Mulan, what do you say to a little pick me up?
Mulan, your only duty is to the Emperor.
Mulan?
Mulan.
Mulan.
Mulan.
Mulan.
Mulan.
Mulan. General Shang.
Mulan's a girl worth fighting for.
Mulan's gonna teach us how to kick butt.
Mushu?
Mushu.
Mushu.
Mushu. What are you doing here?
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out Mushu's on his way out
My advisors tell me the charts are clear.
My all seeing eye has peered into the very heart of China.
My daughters know exactly what they are doing.
My father said differences can make you stronger.
My fault?
My girl will laugh at all my jokes
My heart tells me my duty, and I follow it.
My little baby's getting married.
My Lord, Fa Mulan, the hero of China.
My lord, I love Mulan, and I don't care what the rules say.
My one chance to be like other guys.
My pedestal is all but a distant memory.
My people,
My sisters and I thank you, General Shang.
No escorts, no manners No nursemaids, no worries
No fraternizing with the princesses.
No hands folded perfect
No matter what it takes, I'm finishing this mission.
No one really wins.
No one should marry someone they don't love.
No pinchy shoes
No pinchy shoes?
No sense of humor?
No worries, no hands folded perfect
No, General.
No, I just got some exfoliating cream in my eye.
No, I meant telling me you're engaged.
No, I'm the one who's sorry.
No, it's not about his heart.
No, Ling. What would you say if only you could?
No, no, not at all.
No, that's too junior prom.
No, this one is entirely different.
No, you just opened my eyes to how broken it was.
No, you must eat.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. What did you do?
Normally, I would say I'm your biggest fan,
Not a moment more, Your Majesty.
Not a word, ever. Am I understood?
Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they?
Not ours. Our great great grandparents.
Now let's get down to business. Mulan, do you love Shang?
Now, I command you to proceed at once.
Now, just watch phase two when I get up close
Now, that was an accident.
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Now, this is a battlefield.
Now, watch my smoke.
Now, y'all feuding over nothing. It seems pretty clear to me.
Now. Dow. Cow. Bao?
O Savior of China,
Of course I wanna stop it.
Of course I'm crying, girl. What you think?
Of course she doesn't like you. You're just such a ding a ling.
Of course you do. Shang, do you love Mulan?
Oh, Cri Kee, things are brightening up after all.
Oh, dear. Did you hear that?
Oh, he reaIIy better just propose quick
Oh, Mulan. I'm just so happy for me.
Oh, my gosh, he's gonna lower the hammer on Shang.
Oh, my.
Oh, no, no, no. I ain't going out like this.
Oh, no, your scroll must have a typo. That can't be.
Oh, no. Absolutely not.
Oh, no. There will be none of that.
Oh, no. Well, yes, but I'm strong, and marching.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, everybody, time to be like the river and flow home.
Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.
Okay, okay, how about this one?
Okay, okay.
Old man Fa Zhou got a point now.
Old Shang's steaming like a fresh pork bun.
One aIone is not enough
One order of soy beans.
Or did you have help?
Or maybe not.
Our eyes met and we shared a cosmic moment.
Out on night maneuvers?
Pass the hanky
Pedestals, perks and props.
Perhaps this will ring a bell.
Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.
Perhaps we weren't specific enough.
Permit me to echo your praise, Your Highness.
Permit me to introduce Fa Mulan.
Pick a prize, any prize.
Play the part she's been assigned
Please. First, you fussed about the arranged marriage.
Pretty Boy's gonna look so bad, it will send Mulan running for the hills.
Protect Mulan from me? I'm her guardian.
Realize you share a special connection, and then just. . .
Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you.
Really?
Really? Who?
Relax, child.
Remember gong duty?
Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days.
Remember, teamwork isn't about ego, it's about we go.
Report to the Imperial Palace.
Rest assured, child,
Right next to the rules about dressing up like a man
Run.
Saving China gives me knots like you wouldn't believe.
Say it. Say my name.
Say what?
Sc**** up my knee Iike other girIs can
See? If it were a snake, it would have bit you.
Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Seize him.
Shang !
Shang, before you jump to conclusions,
Shang, did that dip in the river get you waterlogged?
Shang, hang on.
Shang, I'm sorry.
Shang, I've got your back.
Shang, Shang, Shang.
Shang, the problem isn't as bad as it seems.
Shang, you're alive. You're alive.
Shang?
Shang.
Shang.
Shang. Shang.
Shang's alive.
Shang's on a short fuse as it is.
She can't wait to get away from him.
She defied you.
She guards the hopes of her peopIe
She insulted you.
She must humbIy serve her country
She said yes.
She'II rub my head when I get sick
She's a chip off the old block.
She's a loose cannon.
She's so old.
She's strong, she's brave, she's beautiful.
Silence!
Since when are they the winning team?
Snapdragon?
So glad my getting married is helping you out, Mushu.
So I guess that means you're on board.
So let's move with purpose.
So this is the famous Mushu?
So where does he go?
So you best drop your dumpling eating behind on down
So you have no idea what they're like at all.
Somehow I pictured you bigger.
Sometimes I wonder if you even have one.
Sorry, it's sort of slapdash.
Sorry.
Sound and silence.
Sounds like fun.
Stand ready.
Sun and rain, so different.
Take my hand.
Tasty.
Than this lovely couple right here, Mulan and Shang.
Thank you for helping me with my slipper.
Thank you, Cri Kee.
Thank you, Fa Mulan. Thank you.
Thank you, Ling.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That boy can peel paint.
That did it.
That dream.
That goes very well with dumplings.
That makes a wonderful accompaniment to soy beans.
That she is like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.
That the princesses of the Middle Kingdom,
That's enough. Where is she?
That's lesson number two.
That's my cue to put Operation Shang into action.
That's no smile, that's a mask of pain.
That's right, Great Golden Dragon of Unity.
That's why I gotta nip this thing in the bud.
The alliance will crumble and the Mongols will destroy us.
The blossoms reach for the sunlight above,
The children all love Mulan.
The first and most important lesson is to be gentle
The girl don't even realize how miserable she is.
The Golden Dragon of Unity, who guides us in all we do,
The Golden Dragon of Unity. He lives.
The ink ain't even dry on my pink slip and I'm being replaced.
The life of a princess
The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan.
The moment Fa Mulan is married, you've got your old job back.
The old team, right?
The only ones who can find girls worthy of us is us.
The only thing wrong with you and Shang is me.
The pink slip is for you.
The princesses.
The royal carriage fell into the river and was destroyed.
The show's about to begin.
The sooner I bust them apart, the better things will be for Mulan.
The spirits tell me Shang will arrive and propose to Mulan before the sun sets.
The theme is pink.
The threat of attack is growing every day.
The whole thing is so exciting.
Their tree of life's gonna wind up with root rot.
Then we pull over and ask directions.
Then you fought about which way to Qui Gong.
There was an accident, Lord Chin.
There, they will marry Lord Chin's sons. . .
There's a girl worth fighting for
There's a mountain pass between here and Qui Gong.
There's bound to be a road down there that will lead us to Qui Gong.
There's no face. This is my face, that's all.
There's no town on the map.
There's nothing to forgive.
There's still time to get in on the pool.
These are my children.
They consider it an honor to marry in the cause of peace.
They're headed for the cliff.
They're so beautiful.
They're together?
Think fast
Think fast
This assignment has made it clear.
This is about Mulan making the biggest mistake of my. . .
This is gonna be delicious.
This is gonna be good.
This is her?
This is not about my pedestal.
This is not what was agreed.
This mission does not call for force, but finesse.
This must be pretty important for the Emperor to want both of us.

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