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Charlotte's Web (2006)

Charlotte's Web (2006)

Charlotte's Web is a heartwarming film that captivated audiences around the world when it hit the screens in 2006. Directed by Gary Winick, this beloved adaptation of E.B. White's classic children's book brings to life the timeless story of friendship, sacrifice, and the true meaning of life.

The film boasts an impressive ensemble cast, with Dakota Fanning taking on the lead role of Fern Arable, a young girl who forms an extraordinary bond with a pig named Wilbur. Fanning's portrayal of Fern captures the innocence and compassion that White's character possesses, and she effortlessly brings the role to life with her genuine talent.

Joining Fanning is the incomparable Julia Roberts, who lends her voice to the wise and kind-hearted spider, Charlotte. Roberts' gentle tone and soothing voice perfectly embody the character's maternal nature and provide an enchanting experience for all viewers. Her performance is truly memorable, capturing the essence of Charlotte and making her a beloved character to audiences of all ages.

Other notable cast members include the multi-talented Steve Buscemi as the lovable and energetic rat, Templeton. Buscemi's comedic timing and distinctive voice give life to the character, infusing him with a mischievous charm that adds depth and humor to the film. Additionally, we have John Cleese as the charismatic and pompous sheep, Samuel.

Thomas Haden Church portrays the stoic yet protective role of the sheep's leader, Brooks. His commanding presence and deep voice create a sense of authority that resonates throughout the film. The talented voice acting of Oprah Winfrey also adds to the overall depth of the characters, as she brings warmth and wisdom to the role of Gussy, one of the barn's geese.

Rounding out the cast is Robert Redford, who lends his soothing voice to the wise and sage-like horse, Ike. Redford's iconic voice adds a touch of nostalgia to the film, and his performance perfectly captures the wisdom and serenity of Ike. With a cast of this caliber, it is no wonder that Charlotte's Web was able to create such a lasting impact on its audience.

The 2006 adaptation expertly captures the essence of E.B. White's beloved book, showcasing the themes of friendship, loyalty, and the circle of life. The film follows Wilbur's journey from his initial days on the Arable farm, where he is saved from an untimely end by Fern, to his time at Zuckerman's Farm, where he forms a remarkable bond with Charlotte.

As the story unfolds, viewers are swept away in the friendship between Wilbur and Charlotte, witnessing their unwavering support and love for each other. Their bond transcends the boundaries of species, teaching valuable lessons about acceptance and compassion. Meanwhile, the inhabitants of Zuckerman's Farm, including the witty Templeton and the wise but eccentric sheep, provide additional layers of charm and amusement throughout the film.

The soundtrack of Charlotte's Web, composed by Danny Elfman, perfectly complements the emotional journey of the film. From the whimsical tunes that accompany Wilbur's adventures to the poignant melodies that reflect the deeper themes of friendship and loss, the soundtrack is a beautiful accompaniment to the story. The music captures the essence of each character, elevating the emotional impact and immersing the audience in the magical world of the film.

Charlotte's Web (2006) is a timeless classic that continues to enchant audiences to this day. With its stellar cast, faithful adaptation of E.B. White's beloved book, and its remarkable soundtrack, the film remains a cherished treasure for viewers of all ages. So sit back, relax, and let the magic unfold as you journey with Wilbur, Charlotte, and their friends on this unforgettable adventure.

Play and download the captivating sounds of Charlotte's Web (2006) soundtrack here.

A big blue ribbon ought to finally get the point through that farmer's head.
A bit more understanding.
A broken rotten egg would make this barn stink to high heaven.
A little bit kinder,
A little girl is one thing. A runty pig is another.
A little, dare I say, love?
A lot of you have asked me, "How could this have happened?"
A pig who was born in the spring.
A pig.
A really good one.
A spring pig saw his first snowfall.
A token of our amazement and our appreciation.
Advantage dolphin.
After a few weeks, the phenomenon of the web wore off.
After weeks and weeks,
Ain't for roasting chestnuts.
All because someone stopped to see the grace
All I see is that fruit moving.
All right, back it up!
All right, I gotta go, OK? See you later.
All right, keep your distance there.
All right, now.
All right, Templeton, you're right. That pig over there is a shoo in.
All right, there we go.
All right! All right! All right! This is crazy.
All right. All right, John, I'll see you over there!
All right. Close her up, Lurvy.
All right. Let's go get the spider off my back.
All the hard work has finally paid off.
All this for slop?
Alone? All my best friends are there.
An ordinary pig, a runt no less,
And add it to that nasty asty collection of yours.
And back up, stick, and...
And beauty and nobility of the humblest creature.
And cute! Just like their mother.
And do I get thanked?
And dribs of ice cream going sour in the sun.
And even those that didn't.
And for that reason, I've decided to enter Wilbur into the county fair.
And have my beauty steal the show?
And he'll make a perfectly delicious meal.
And here's a few more. "Negative. No way. Nothing doing."
And I can't just leave it here. What if something happened to them?
And I promised them I'd read 'em this book, so I got to go. Bye!
And I still hit like one.
And I think Wilbur did most of the saving.
And I'm expecting you to finish your homework and go straight to bed.
And I'm inclined to believe it's true,
And I'm talking about some long weeks of waiting and expecting,
And is that your contribution to society, you gassy rib eyes?
And it has her children in it.
And it was my great pleasure.
And just imagine how many bugs there would be in this barn,
And learning the answers.
And life on that farm
And loop.
And loop.
And members of our own 4 H Club
And nobody brings around those scrumptious buckets of slop.
And not too dumb.
And now for the fruits of my labor.
And now it has happened yet again!
And now they're... They're just... Look at them!
And only you can tell us which word that is.
And poultry in the competition.
And promises are something I never break.
And put them together at just the right time,
And she had to hurry. Time was running out for her.
And she was my friend.
And since I'll be at the dump anyway, and it won't take any extra effort,
And someone I wanted to tell you about.
And spitty little cotton candy bits ground into the mud.
And stick.
And stick.
And sticky icky icky candy apples.
And swing.
And that spring was followed by many, many more.
And the animals felt different, too.
And the animals... Well, they were just plain old animals.
And the only checking out that happens is when people gather around and say,
And the vegetables! And the gravy!
And then, the first buds of spring.
And there's just too much time between now and Christmas.
And those spring days rolled into summer days,
And three, two...
And we just don't know where to look.
And we like you, too.
And what was amazing yesterday was suddenly ordinary again today.
And who interrupted the gorging of a lifetime so you could be "humble?"
And you can do your part, Wilbur, by getting some rest.
And you have to make them last all day,
And you need a few scraps of paper for inspiration...
And you need to start treating it like one.
And you're back in.
And you're going to see the snows of winter.
And you've seen the words.
And, before you knew it, life had come full circle.
And, before you leave, don't forget to take some of our berries home with you!
And, finally, the greatest promise of all,
And, for the record, my view of you is not exactly a treat, either.
And, in an ordinary barn,
And, in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn.
And, in small ways, they started being special people,
And, sadly, it's something she'll grow out of.
And, when our time comes, we die.
And...
Any questions? Rita.
Anyone want to play?
Anyone?
Apparently, they're as intelligent as dolphins.
Appetite's good?
Are honored to present...
Are we even seeing the same ruddy creature?
Are you implying, lke, that we don't work?
As summer ended, so did the excitement about the web.
As ugly as that spider is, we should have known she was smart.
As we've all seen, humans have very short attention spans,
Attaboy. Eat it up.
Avery, come on if you ever want to catch me!
Avery, it's rude to point. Give me that.
Avery, the bus is here!
Avery! No!
Avery! You'll never catch me!
Avery.
Bathed in buttermilk.
Be careful. If you keep this up, someone might think you care.
Because I don't really feel like
Because I wasn't paying attention.
Because she had to sit on the eggs to keep them warm.
Because we work bloody hard, thank you!
Because what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Because you're spending too much time in that barn.
Because, on that late spring day,
Been down here since dawn...
Besides, it's a long time until Christmas.
Better get a jump on that if we're going to smoke any ham before the holidays.
Between the two unlikeliest of friends.
Blood goes to my head and perks me up.
Boy, are we glad to see you!
But have you figured something out?
But he's expecting me!
But I can't sleep now! Please, tell me who you are.
But I think I'd better stay here. Fern's going to be back soon, anyway.
But I'm not sick.
But it had never felt so far away.
But it has happened...
But it's a sad statement when I'm the most honest guy in the place.
But must this concern us? And at such an ungodly hour!
But once a promise is made, it needs to be kept.
But one "terrific" might work.
But sometimes, when you take two ordinary things
But that didn't necessarily mean it was full of life.
But that rat's always dragging in trash with writing on it.
But that's all right, isn't it? I mean, black pretty much goes with everything.
But what? You don't think it is?
But you can't go!
But you're all friends, right?
But, Dad, I heard them.
But, Mom, I always tell him good night!
But, one spring, on a small farm...
Bye, Fern! Bye, Avery! See you at the fair, guys!
Bye!
Bye.
Bye.
Can I walk home? I promised Wilbur I'd be there right away.
Can't he stay in the barn? Please, Dad?
Can't play on three empty stomachs.
Can't you just once in your life think of someone other than yourself?
Careful.
Certainly enough time for Zuckerman to find his affection for a pig
Certainly not.
Charlotte is very sick.
Charlotte needed to think of something special.
Charlotte was both.
Charlotte, are you feeling eeling OK?
Charlotte, is it true?
Charlotte, look how happy she is!
Charlotte, what are you doing?
Charlotte, what does a "some pig" do?
Charlotte, what's a spring pig?
Charlotte, who are you talking to?
Charlotte, you have your babies to think about now.
Charlotte, you're coming with me!
Charlotte!
Charlotte?
Charlotte. Great name!
Chat? Let me see.
Check out that sizzling bacon."
Class, these are some of the questions
Clever little spider, isn't she?
Closer.
Come and get me!
Come here. I want to show you something.
Come on, Charlotte, you can do this.
Come on, Homer, up and at 'em.
Come on, Homer!
Come on, lke. Come on.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come to think of it, it couldn't have been more ordinary.
Come winter, the farmer will be checking you
Come, sit, eat your breakfast. The bus will be here any minute.
Comes a time when the rat's got to ask himself, "What's in it for the rat?"
Congratulations.
Corn!
Could it be?
Could this be a dud?
Could you please, just once, say something omething positive?
Couldn't you just stay and chat?
Cue the rat!
Days filled with endless conversation
Did I have salami last night?
Did you hear what they said, Charlotte? I'm going to the fair!
Did you make that?
Did you say "just 'the rat?'"
Did you say eggs?
Disgusting!
Divinity?
Do it and you'll get dibs on my slop for the rest of my life.
Do something, Homer.
Do you have a name? Or is it just "the rat?"
Do you?
Does that mean we're friends?
Doesn't that feel good?
Don't be afraid.
Don't fall for it. You're out.
Don't go spreading it around.
Don't look at him! Don't even give him the satisfaction.
Don't slow down yet.
Don't think I don't know, Fern...
Don't worry, Wilbur. We'll figure something out.
Don't you break that egg, rat.
Don't you know what you've already done?
Don't you think that's a miracle?
Done.
Dr. Dorian, it's ridiculous, isn't it?
Drink that.
Egg xactly!
Enjoy the ride.
Enjoying this!
Even the hardest of hearts found themselves rising to the occasion.
Except for the fly.
Excuse me, but why are we here?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Thank you. Coming through. Excuse me.
Excuse me. What is your name?
Expecting what?
Expecting what?
Fern had walked across the road to her uncle's barn hundreds of times before,
Fern was up before dawn, ridding the world of injustice.
Fern, go back to bed.
Fern, I'm really sorry, honey, but it's been long enough.
Fern, put that pig down and get to school.
Fern, wait!
Fern, what's going on?
Fern, what's in your desk?
Fern, you are not going to see that pig again. It's too late.
Fern, you know better.
Fern! Your books!
Fern? Avery?
Filthy hairball!
First of all, if you gals are word lovers,
First, I give him a little nip to anesthetize him,
Folks! Folks!
For heaven's sake, all I want to know is if you're a spring pig.
For so many reasons, no.
For the simple reason that... You never know.
For your information, pig, the rat rules.
Funny how you get used to all those people being around the place.
G G Golly! Golly!
Gee, I'm all choked up.
Get it away! Get it away!
Gnaw, spy, eat, hide.
Go to sleep, my little one
Go, little spiders! Be free! I wish I could.
Going to the fair!
Going to the fair! Going to the fair!
Golly, go see what's going oing on over there.
Good gracious. Has it always done that?
Good morning.
Good night, Charlotte.
Good night, Wilbur.
Good night!
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night. Good night. Good night.
Good night...
Good point. Yes. Carry on, then.
Good. Much too long, though. I've only got so much web.
Goodbye,
Goodbye, Charlotte.
Goodbye, Fern. Hurry back.
Goodbye!
Got to admit, that's a fine looking pig.
Guess the yolk's on me.
Hard? You grow hair!
Have a good one, buddy.
Have you heard that good things come to those who wait?
He could win, though.
He has animals.
He looks so grown up.
He really is some pig.
He wouldn't. Humans love pigs.
He'd be right across the road.
He'd be three of them. He's a shoo in.
He'd have made it if you'd have just let me talk.
He's a runt, Homer. He doesn't stand a chance.
He's a spring pig. He doesn't know anything.
He's going to win this thing, isn't he?
He's just stupid as a stick, poor thing.
He's like a freak of nature.
He's not your pig anymore.
He's saving you, and they're saving him for Christmas.
He's trying to stink us away from the...
He's wearing the same hat.
Here it comes. It did this yesterday.
Here we go!
Here you go, piggy.
Here you go. Here's your medal.
Here, pig, pig, pig!
Hey, come on. You wanna join me? Come on! Let's go!
Hey, hey. They got all kinds of corn right here.
Hey, it worked!
Hey, kid, this is a barn. We don't play, we work.
Hey, look. Words.
Hey, Pop, can I have a pig, too?
Hey, since you've said, "saluv..."
Hey, there. I'm Wilbur. I'm a friend of your mom's.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, Wilbur!
Hey, Wilbur.
Hey, you know my name! What's yours?
Hey! That rat!
Hey! When did Fern get a pig?
Hi, there.
Hi, there. Are you new to the barn? I'm Wilbur.
Hi.
Hi. You're a...
Hold that thought, please.
Homer!
Homer.
Homer.
Homer. Edith.
Hopeless.
How about "delicious?"
How about "harmoniously proportioned?"
How about "pushy" and "demanding?"
How about "terrific, terrific, terrific?"
How about...
How about...
How are you going to stop them?
How can he be in every cornfield?
How come I'm not in a cornfield, Elwyn? How come?
How could you be so heartless?
How else could those words have gotten into that web?
How many times is he going to try that?
How's that?
Huge and humorous. Aren't we talented!
Huh? Who said that?
Hurry! Up in the corner on the ledge.
I agree. It's about time Templeton started pulling his weight around here
I ain't breaking my back to try and save "some pig,"
I am a trapper.
I beg your pardon. She is hideous!
I bet he could bring us some choice words.
I can call me that. You can't.
I can make it all back on the bacon alone.
I can't believe they're really here.
I can't have you keeping what will soon be a 300 pound pet around the house.
I could bust through the fence again.
I deserve any of the things you've written about me.
I didn't do anything, Charlotte. You did it all.
I didn't promise you. I promised Wilbur.
I didn't say you were sick.
I do have a few eyes, you know,
I do my best thinking upside down.
I don't care about the pig.
I don't even have the strength to climb down.
I don't get that kind of royal treatment.
I don't know what this is, but I love it!
I don't know, man. He scares me. He really does.
I don't know, Sis. It just come to me.
I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe an animal said something to me and I didn't hear it
I don't think I could spell that word till the 10th grade.
I drink their blood.
I gnaw, I spy, I eat, I hide. Me in a nutshell.
I got a bad feeling, Bits.
I guess not.
I had so much I wanted to tell you!
I hate that guy.
I have got to get some corn, Elwyn!
I have no choice. I'm languishing.
I have no idea. But it's a promise,
I have to catch my food. Which is why I make my home near you.
I haven't seen one in, I'd say, at least a month.
I heard them talking about the smokehouse!
I just have to get the right word written.
I just have trouble looking at you. That's all.
I just want to scoop them up and hug them all.
I know a lot of you folks have come out to the farm,
I know everyone is saying it's some kind of miracle, but...
I know she loves animals, but you have to tell her.
I know, Brooksie. Just be patient.
I know. Ironic, isn't it?
I love you, Wilbur.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean Wilbur.
I mean, can you imagine a spider being able to spell that word?
I mean, she's right as rain in that way.
I mean, yes, barn meeting and so on and so forth. I understand that.
I meant if I were a pig.
I need you to go with me. We'll have to find another word,
I noticed the hinge pin's busted on the damper in the smokehouse.
I pledge mine!
I promised I'd take care of him.
I really thought we had a shot.
I suppose it does.
I suppose that would be me.
I think his mama was part hippo.
I think I see a rat.
I think now is the time for me to say salutations.
I think she's beautiful.
I think we all remember the start of summer,
I think we have to let it go.
I think we milked it a little there at the end, though.
I think you'd better leave the web spinning to me.
I told you, I never break a promise.
I told you. There it is! The web!
I want a rotten egg
I was only describing what I saw.
I will treasure her memory forever.
I wouldn't call him my friend, but the rest of them are.
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
I'll be around so much you'll be sick of me.
I'll carry you the rest of the way.
I'll come see you every day.
I'll feed you and take care of you and...
I'll get the truck and take him home.
I'll see about that.
I'll tell you my name if you'll tell me why you're trembling.
I'm a gonna get me some rat!
I'm dying, man. I've got to get some corn!
I'm expecting you to do fine without me.
I'm going to get a prize. Don't you want to be there?
I'm going to get a prize. Don't you want to be there?
I'm going to get you!
I'm going to give you each 10 tickets to do as you like out there.
I'm gonna miss you today.
I'm just going to throw this out here one more time. "Pig supreme."
I'm just not up to traveling at the moment.
I'm just really lonely.
I'm kidding, honey. I think I got one inside my beak.
I'm kidding, honey. We managed.
I'm making you a promise right now. I am not going to let them kill you.
I'm not hungry. I just wanted someone to play with me.
I'm not so sure being in the same place is the same as being friends.
I'm not the rat I used to be. I'm at least twice that.
I'm not wearing that.
I'm OK with it.
I'm OK with it. I'm OK with it, Bets.
I'm proud of you, honey.
I'm sorry. I still can't see you.
I'm speaking to whoever spoke to me last night.
I'm starving here, and now I'm cross eyed because of this pink stuff.
I'm sure he could make room for a pig.
I'm telling you, he is following us!
I've been thinking, too, you know, about Christmas.
I've got a choice word for you. A little word called, "Uh uh."
I've got maybe two, three years before she can out argue me.
I've got to say he really is some pig.
I've had this dream.
I've never met a spider before.
I've never seen so much disgusting trash!
If he doesn't win, though?
If I don't win the prize tomorrow,
If I ever see that rat again...
If I had to name five of the fattest pigs I've ever seen,
If I knew this is what they were gonna do to him.
If I'd been born small, would you have killed me?
If spiders didn't catch them.
If that's not a prize winner, I don't know what is.
If you go to sleep right now and let me work,
If you lose, you're out your entry fee.
If you wish to be truthful, then that is the word you should write.
Insects would take over the planet!
Instead of just eating it.
Into the old smokehouse hotel.
Is it good? Did we do it?
Is it the right word? Is it true?
Is just a whole lot better with him in it.
Is that a breeze I feel? I'm 10 pounds lighter!
Is that Fern up there?
Is that our lovely ovely ovely little Wilbur?
Is that what we're up against?
Is that what you were concentrating on last night?
Isn't that great?
It can't be the same guy. It can't be!
It gives us great pleasure to present
It is not often that someone comes along
It isn't good for you to be alone so much.
It looked like Wilbur might not see snow after all.
It looks like it's "humble."
It means "great work." It's a nutrient filled, waterproof egg sac.
It means I'm dying.
It saved Charlotte, didn't it?
It says "terrific" just as clear as day.
It simply isn't true. The pig is not terrific.
It was a deeply ordinary place.
It was as if people knew they lived in a special place now.
It was as though Charlotte herself had shaken it out of the sky.
It was just a big red barn full of typical stuff.
It was the most amazing thing!
It wasn't easy, but I managed.
It's a great word. It's just...
It's a little service I throw in.
It's a miracle.
It's a pig, OK? It's not a toy, not a doll, not a baby.
It's a runt. Now, go back to bed.
It's all right, hon.
It's an egg sac. And it's right up there,
It's called a childhood phase.
It's going to be really radiant in the barn!
It's just the natural cycle of life.
It's not fair.
It's nothing short of a bona fide miracle.
It's OK, just drop it. Hurry!
It's OK. It'll be OK.
It's OK. It's OK.
It's raining, you know. And you know what you get with rain?
It's really slippery. That's the fun part!
It's the big day.
Joy, Aranea, Nellie,
Just a little further.
Just because we're sheep, it doesn't mean we have to follow.
Just don't you worry about it, Wilbur.
Just run!
Just think about something else.
Just what?
Keep it between me and you.
Kind of quiet without them, isn't it?
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the state of Maine,
Last one out is a rotten egg!
Last time we had hundreds of people. This time it's going to be thousands!
Let's get one thing straight.
Let's get rid of them once and for all.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's not. How many times must I tell you?
Little flamingoes!
Little itty bitty pig, could you come here, please?
Lke, this involves every one of us.
Look at her. I mean, don't you think she's a little...
Look at him! He's absolutely average.
Look at the fireworks, Mom!
Look at you go!
Look that way, everyone! Right towards that cloud!
Look what Wilbur has done for this farm. Isn't that better than ham?
Look, he's not a baby anymore.
Look, I don't come across many words in the field,
Look, I've got a long day ahead of me and I'm trying to get a little...
Look, there's a red one! And a blue one!
Look, you seem like a very nice pig, so I'll tell you what.
Looks pretty good.
Losing out to his hunger for ham.
Lurvy!
Made a promise to a pig.
Magnum opus.
Make sure you show them your support, as well.
Man, he is good! I bet he's laughing at us.
Man, is that you?
Manna from heaven!
Maybe children are just better listeners than we are.
Maybe they're all right there around us, every day,
Maybe we should give him some privacy. Always helps me out.
Maybe, maybe I'll pick something up.
Me, too.
Me? Great name!
Minister Beecher?
Miss Lewis, can I bring my chickens?
Moldy cheese. Oh, yeah.
Mom?
Mom...
More food than you'll see in a lifetime!
Move a little closer. I'll come down.
Mr. Zuckerman!
Mr. Zuckerman!
Mr. Zuckerman! Could you come with me, please?
Must be in the other pocket. Sorry.
My babies, 514 of them.
My mom used to sing that to me to make me feel safe.
My name is Charlotte. Charlotte A. Cavatica.
My name?
My name's Wilbur.
My name's Wilbur.
My sweet, sweet Wilbur.
My word fetching days are over.
Nearly made me gag, the stink of it, especially that deviled egg.
Nellie? I like it. Well done!
Next time you feel like reducing me to "just 'the rat.'"
No astonishing thing ever happened there.
No matter how "terrific" you think the little lunch meat is.
No, actually, in the world,
No, Avery! Come back here!
No, good things come to those who find it and shove it in their mouth.
No, I'm nocturnal,
No, it can't have.
No, it's not all right. That rat is going to pay!
No, it's not fair! It can't help being born small.
No, me. Me! Samuel! The sheep!
No, mud!
No, no, genius, not that can.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. I meant "creepy" in a nice way. You know, creepy good.
No, Wilbur.
No, Wilbur.
No, Wilbur.
No, you come on!
No!
No! I can't believe this. I won't believe it.
No! No, just climb down.
No.
No.
No. Fern, look. You know I've been selling the animals
No. I only give pigs to early risers.
No. I smell a smell, though. Think it's scary guy?
No. My webs were no miracle, Wilbur.
No. Once was enough for that.
No. Yes! I mean, yes, because you are.
Nobody cared anymore,
Nobody teaches a spider. They just know how to spin a web.
Nope, "chat" ain't on the list.
Nope. For that, this barn needed a pig.
Not to be too much trouble,
Not yet, but it's like a web.
Nothing.
Now tell everyone how you feel.
Now that is something to follow.
Now, don't tell nobody. Shouldn't get around.
Now, go on and show them what a radiant pig can do.
Now, I can't reach it, so I need you to get it for me.
Now, I need to concentrate, so, good night.
Now, smile.
Now, that isn't to say Charlotte was gone forever.
Now, you're so cute and pink, but you're wasting your time.
Of course I do, Wilbur, very much.
Of course I do. It's Templeton.
Of course not.
Of course not. What good would that do?
Of course.
Of course. What did you think I was? A spring chicken?
Oh, and bring the pig, too.
Oh, boy.
Oh, for the love of Lucy!
Oh, Golly! Now you're just beating a dead horse.
Oh, Homer, I can't go up to that grandstand looking like this.
Oh, joy. It seems the pig slop has brought out the rodent.
Oh, my.
Oh, no.
Oh, not these birdbrains.
Oh, sorry. I just made a new friend, that's all.
Oh, take it!
Oh, that is gross.
Oh, wow! Look at that!
Oh, yeah! It's littered with hunks of chewed on funnel cakes...
Oh, yeah. This is good. This will come in handy.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're a pig.
Oh! Hello.
Oh. And I thought it meant bouncy.
Oh. Great! All right.
OK, Charlotte. If you say so.
OK, easy now.
OK, he still hasn't moved.
OK, I'd like to make a couple of announcements.
OK, it's morning!
OK, let's see if he'll get in the crate.
OK, where's the filth?
OK, you gotta come see this.
OK.
OK.
OK. I'll leave.
OK. I'll miss you.
OK. I'm positive it won't work.
One day, the ducklings hatched out. First came Jack, then Kack..."
One sniff, and you knew it was a place full of living things.
One stop slopping.
One, please.
One, two, three!
Only no one knew it yet.
Or "nutritious?" Or "extra crispy?"
Or "nutritious?" Or "extra crispy?"
Or as harmoniously proportioned,
Or at least one pig in the world, anyway.
Or maybe we do.
Or to count the eggs and make sure they were all there.
Other than "Hyah!" or "Giddyup!"
Otherwise, of course, I'd love to play.
Out of his mind!
Peck him! Peck him, Elwyn!
Pig equals slop.
Please come down, Charlotte.
Please don't go.
Please don't go.
Please, all of you! What's the perfect word for Wilbur?
Please. That pig is not nearly as handsome as Wilbur,
Please. There must be something I can do.
Popcorn, moldy cheese, half eaten sandwiches
Pretty soon there's gonna be no place in the barn for a pig.
Put that down!
Rat on three.
Really? There's eggs in there?
Remember, you saw it right here at Zuckerman's.
Remember? All that garbage there?
Retreat!
Run, pig! Be free! I would if I could.
Salutations!
Salutations.
Saw a big old spider in the doorway! Gonna go catch it!
Says here we're gonna get a lot of rain this month.
See you when I get back, OK?
See, I don't play.
See? I'm afraid it's just not a play kind of place.
She couldn't go to visit Michael anymore,
She lived on in the hearts of those that knew her,
She made that amazing web, and she keeps bugs out of the barn.
She moved off the nest only to get a drink of water, or to have her lunch,
She said the farmer might possibly still slaughter the pig.
She was loyal, brilliant, beautiful,
She's dying! She can't go home with us.
She's with a boy.
Six, seven. Weren't there eight eggs?
Slops!
Slops! Oh, yeah!
So creepy!
So don't go spending them all at once. OK?
So he'll be more comfortable.
So I've seen.
So look around.
So you don't have a name?
So, I need words that are even better than that pig is fat.
So, I need you to help me take her egg sac with us.
So, if you need something to write, try this,
So, in addition to the rides and games,

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