Smallfoot Edit

A beauty to behold

A big machine.

A bunch of crap, if you ask me.

A dangerous species

A day full of excitement and questions.

A job that'll one day be mine.

A Percy Patterson network special.

A red coated pygmy hairless yak.

A show that promotes respect

A small...

A smallfoot.

A yak?

About how many people are watching.

About you and your world.

Actually, it's not okay, we're in the worst place ever.

Actually, nothing like you. You're quite extraordinary.

Ah.

Ah...

Ahhh!

Aim, check!

Aim, check.

All I ever wanted to do was keep you safe, Meechee.

All I get is six months of a little mommy time...

All of it ensures that this important machine

All right, I'll just have to go over here

All right, take a little bit of that...

All the yetis that I love and know

All these questions that we always had

All these questions that we always have

All we are is curious

All we are is curious

All we are is curious

Almost, it was more like...

Although he did just save you from a bear.

And a good, strong head on your shoulders.

And a little bit for you. But mostly Meechee.

And because of that, we are sinking.

And bring light to the village.

And can jump 50 feet into the air!

And definitely not invisible.

And determine what it is.

And don't forget,

And he might be lost or hurt.

And hey, hey It's another day

And how our world is an island

And how we have to feed ice

And I can't wait for the day

And I don't wanna change a thing

And I found him inside of a cave.

And I gotta say,

And I know that I said it wasn't a smallfoot,

And I think he wants me to go with him.

And I was like, "You gotta get out of here."

And I'm determined to make this a success Yeah

And I'm doing okay

And I'm gonna be like, "Yeah!"

And I'm meet you. I mish you.

And I'm pretty sure I'd be happier

And I'm sorry that I lied to you.

And if I'm not the gong ringer

And if one stone is wrong, then others could be as well.

And if you want proof, that's where we need to go.

And interview a piece of bark, shall I?

And it gives them all A sense of greater purpose

And it sang the most strange, beautiful song.

And it went totally viral!

And it's a cracker.

And it's safe for us to come down.

And it's what I'm gonna do now.

And keeping everything around us

And knowledge is power.

And monkeys riding on the backs of dogs

And never boring

And new rules apply

And now the snail is just rising on its own?

And now we all say

And prove to everyone that you exist

And prove you exist?

And see the world we think we know

And so short.

And take in the beauty...

And tell us the truth.

And that is not gonna change by us hiding.

And the best part, everyone's happy.

And the crank.

And the help of his able bodied assistant.

And the Stonekeeper figured it out.

And the suit does not look fake.

And the wheel.

And their smoking sticks of thunder

And then dig deeper

And then he saved me.

And then I'll just be all integrity all the time.

And then it saw me,

And then look closer

And then there's this.

And then this big skin thing landed on top of it.

And then we wrote more laws More rules to obey

And then you totally understood me.

And there are more smallfeet down there.

And they do it with a happy heart

And they live below the clouds.

And they wish it was you.

And they'll look

And they're gonna be like, "Yo, is that a... What?"

And they're waking up to see This awesome morning

And this is why our ancestors decided to do that.

And those above don't look down

And though they used a different nomenclature

And together, we've reached the same conclusion.

And waterskiing squirrels

And we don't do that. Okay?

And we would all fall into the great nothing.

And we'll add an effect. Melting, melting, melting.

And we're doing okay

And what is this thing here?

And yet, you saw one.

And you actually believe him?

And you are ruining it!

And you are so awesome and smart,

And you can't deny

And you gotta true your aim.

And you have seen one.

And you know what they say. "Curiosity killed the yak."

And your mom.

And, hold on.

And, humble brag, that job belongs to my dad.

And, uh, convinced me I have a lot of anger issues

Another perfect day.

Another reason I love this place

Another smallfoot!

Anyway, the point is, this is why I do what I do, see?

Apparently, I don't know what it means either.

Are they really all bad?

Are we saying the same thing?

Are you okay? Are you hurt?

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

As pointless as it seems

As they received wisdom about what was best for the village.

As you can see, its existence is confirmed

As you grow older

Attaboy, Migo!

Attention, everyone!

Aunt Bam Bam, No neck Nando, Cousin Squatly,

Back then, back when I was high on that hill

Be the seeker of the truth

Because I do what the stones say

Because if Migo is saying he saw a smallfoot,

Because if my dad didn't ring the gong,

Because it had a small foot.

Because it's down here. Below the clouds.

Because it's in the stones.

Because of something called a "variable interest rate."

Because of something called a father complex.

Because questions lead to knowledge.

Because the stone says there's no such thing as a smallfoot.

Because there's literally no other way to ring a gong.

Because there's nothing down there!

Because we all know that Gwangi is

Besides, what did you think

Beyond ready! Can't wait till this is my actual job!

Big day, son!

Blimey, good growl.

Blow some tiny minds.

Blue one. Three in a row! Yes!

Brenda, Brenda I'm a desperate man

Brenda, Brenda Won't you hear my plea?

Brenda, do you know what this village is famous for?

Brenda, give me my glory.

Brenda, please come back.

Brenda, please. Nobody's watching my show.

Brenda, tell me you see All the potential in me

Brenda, wait.

Brenda!

Brenda?

Brenda?

Brenda?

Brenda? I'm making this up on the spot.

But believe me, I said what I said to protect you.

But he isn't exactly what you would call

But he's a bit paranoid.

But I can't prove it.

But I can't stop.

But I didn't find him in a cave.

But I just heard a low growling

But I saw one!

But I think I'm starting to get it.

But I think the yeti is actually trying

But I will take that money and give it to charity.

But if I don't ring the gong, I'm not the gong ringer.

But if I say I didn't see a smallfoot,

But if it's ever gonna change

But if we don't follow the stones,

But it's better than living a lie.

But know this...

But lately, I started to only care

But maybe this is a good thing.

But my favorite stone of all

But my smallfoot, he's not like that.

But now I'm broke here on the bottom

But that wasn't true.

But that's why we haven't found one up here.

But the haters out there hating

But the sky snail, it came up anyway.

But there were actions

But there's nothing to fear because it isn't true.

But they need to know the truth.

But they've already seen it.

But this ingenious creature defies the odds.

But we can't wait around here to find out.

But we capture on film a yeti.

But we're together!

But we've been ignoring them.

But why did they just turn on me like that?

But you better learn some manners!

But you don't look terrifying to me.

But you leave me no choice.

But you never let fear get in the way.

But you said you did, so they believe you.

But you, you wanna, what?

But you're the Stonekeeper's daughter.

But, believe me, you are their leader,

But, Dad, look at the small foot!

But, hey, who listens to their mom, right?

Can you translate the Scroll of Invisible Wisdom?

Celebrate all the ways we're different

Celebrated when I got my TV show

Challenging the Stonekeeper in front of the whole village?

Cheeky.

Clouds we make.

Come here, come here, come here!

Come here. Gather round, gather round. Okay.

Come on, are we really gonna listen to these guys?

Come on, kids.

Come on, you stupid frozen fingers!

Come on!

Coming from this direction.

Con, uh, you're not really a people person.

Con, you're useless to him if you're dead.

Congratulations, Migo.

Conquer and pillage

Cons, one, pros, zero. Okay. Pro.

Consult the stones

Could this day get any more bizarre?

Cut this bit out. I'm gonna shut one of my eyes.

Cut!

Cut! What are you doing?

Dad, he went below the clouds.

Dad, what's the piece of advice you're always giving me?

Dad!

Dad?

Daddy, clearly, he saw something.

Daddy!

Definitely not enough rope!

Destruction of public property,

Destruction of public property,

Did he greet you with open arms?

Did you put an amplifier inside there or something?

Did you say down?

Did you see that? She was all, "You're gonna wake my husband."

Didn't see that one coming.

Dig beneath the surface

Discharging fireworks within the city limits...

Disobeying the stones is a grave offense.

Do not do it!

Do not go back to help the big, ferocious yeti.

Do the growl.

Do you know what this means for the world?

Do you mind?

Do you see what I mean?

Do you see what you've started?

Do you seriously believe

Do you think this is some kind of joke?

Does it really hurt?

Does it want a bite of fruit?

Does that mean a stone is wrong?

Does this hurt?

Doesn't take much to blow you off course.

Doesn't that just prove that it actually does?

Don't be stupid, Percy.

Don't call me crazy.

Don't listen to him.

Don't worry, smallfoot. I'm gonna save you.

Don't worry. We'll wait it out in here.

Don't yaks have small feet?

Doug. And his dumb mallet theory.

Down on my knees Begging you please

Down there, Migo, a world awaits.

Down!

Down! Of course!

Down. Down!

Drop me!

Drop me! Quickly, before I change my mind.

Dude, no. Come on, stop!

Each one adding new stones

Especially Migo!

Estimation wrong.

Even had me asking a few.

Even though you know it's gonna hurt,

Even though you know it's gonna hurt,

Every job and every task

Everyone thinks you're this terrifying monster that's all.

Everyone wants you.

Everyone, back to work. The village won't run itself.

Everyone, listen to Garry.

Everyone, listen up. Gather 'round.

Everyone, please.

Everything I do, I do to protect the village. And you.

Everything that we need to know.

Evidence suggests it sheds its skin annually.

Exactly why I should do it!

Excuse me. Um...

Far beyond all reason in your mind

Far beyond all reason in your mind

Fear me, little creature. I am your god!

Feed your intuition Don't leave any stone unturned

Fellow yetis, behold, the smallfoot!

Few can survive the cold, brutal environment

Find the lessons there to learn

Fire.

First item, smallfoot pelt.

First, check the wind.

Fleem, are you talking about me?

Fleem.

For our fellow creatures on this planet.

For the Himalayan jumping spider...

For the rare Himalayan jumping spider...

For the sake of us all It was the only way

For years trying to find one.

Four days I had them on.

Four pulls means you've reached the bottom

Friends, right?

Frigid and freezing

From drifting off into the sky.

From that.

From the National Geographic Society. Call me!

From this day forward,

Garry, calm down. You know how you get.

Garry, just breathe.

Garry, you're right to be afraid.

Gas?

Get the children!

Getting a little woozy.

Getting down here was easier.

Go back to the way things were.

Go home.

Go!

Go! Get away!

Good lies.

Good lies. To protect our world.

Good morning, everyone! Hey, how are you?

Good. Because I feel like such a jerk.

Good. Now, true your aim.

Got confused and saw a yak.

Got my ratings low, low, low

Great Grandpa Shelfhead, Aunt Crushedhead,

Great! Now, this is important.

Guys, guys! Psst! They're getting closer.

Guys, I've looked everywhere. Meechee's not here.

Guys, wait.

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys! Guys!

Guys! You have to help me!

Guys?

Guys?

Gwangi, come on! Gotta hurry.

Gwangi, show him the evidence.

Gwangi, tell him the plan.

Gwangi's right.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Whoo!

Hang on! Hang on!

Harsh, jagged, freezing.

Has stilts and everything.

Have mercy, I'm not the Percy That you've always heard about

Haven't you been lying to your dad,

Haven't you checked your messages?

He does it with passion, commitment,

He doesn't look so good.

He needs help!

He said he saw a smallfoot!

He said it fell from the sky!

He saved all of us.

He shot me.

He wants to take my home away

He'll come to his senses.

He's cold and his breathing is off.

He's crazy!

He's doing all the talking. Just say something, you idiot.

He's down there because I convinced him to go!

He's giving you your own helmet.

He's got a point there, Meech.

He's here.

He's right.

He's so beautiful!

He's under pressure

Heaped upon us By those human savages

Hearing myself say this out loud...

Hello?

Here I am! Come and get me!

Here we go, yeti discovery shot, take one.

Here we go.

Here, I'll just show you.

Here. These should keep you warm.

Here's hoping it's the former.

Here's your proof.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, Dad! Dad!

Hey, Dad. I'll be back.

Hey, everyone, I get to do a practice gong!

Hey, everyone!

Hey, hey It's another day

Hey, hey! What?

Hey, I just wanna prove that I saw a smallfoot

Hey, it jumped!

Hey, listen! Everyone!

Hey, Migo, welcome back...

Hey, Migo!

Hey, Migo!

Hey, Migo. You missed the gong.

Hey, uh, I need to readjust the harness.

Hey, what are you freaks doing out here?

Hey, what you got there?

Hey, you up there! Come on down!

Hey!

Hey... Oh!

Hi, little guy!

Hi, this is the New York Times calling again...

Hi! Wait. If you're here, that means...

Hi.

Hi.

High in the Himalayas. I was looking for the rare...

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Did you actually used to be my height?

Hmm. No language skills.

Hold on, aren't you supposed to be banished?

Hold on, little guy, okay? You're almost home.

Home.

Honestly, I have just as many questions as you do.

Honestly, we have no idea...

How about just "help"?

How do we even know she landed here?

How do you know it was a smallfoot?

How does it think with such a tiny little brain?

How is it here if a stone says it can't be?

How many do you think are wrong?

How many of you are there?

How many times was up?

How many times?

How popular I am.

How's that?

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? What the...

Huh.

Huh. Where was that hiding?

I am optimistic Yes, I do believe

I am so relieved!

I am so sorry!

I am telling the truth.

I can explain everything. After we find Meechee.

I can see why. You have, like, no fur.

I can't believe my eyes.

I can't believe what I'm looking at.

I can't feel my face!

I can't feel my face.

I can't remember my own name.

I can't seem to shout.

I chalk it up to the naive innocence of youth

I didn't. I fell into the clouds

I do.

I don't even have kids, but I can imagine

I don't know what you are or where you came from

I don't know, something about

I don't know.

I don't like weird. Weird is weird, okay?

I don't need you to protect me,

I don't think anybody around here cares what that is.

I don't wanna change a thing

I don't wanna sink!

I fly planes!

I got your number from a friend of a friend.

I guess you could say I'm learning the ropes.

I have integrity.

I have so many questions!

I hope you don't mind, but I'm taking you home.

I hope you understand why I have to do this.

I just need to take you home

I just wanna say, I'm fine with it being you.

I knew it was real.

I know this one. I know it. I know it.

I know this one. I know it. I know it.

I know, but it was right there in front of me!

I know, I know.

I know.

I know. And he always will be.

I know. That's why no one's watching.

I love that little guy. I love you guys, too.

I love that one.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too, son.

I mean, because we like living this way

I mean, my name's got a lot more pizzazz, but...

I mean, Stonekeeper. Come on, Thorp. You blew it.

I might get eaten or roasted or frozen solid

I miss being ignorant.

I missed the gong.

I mush you.

I must admit, the events of the day

I must be close!

I need you to listen to me.

I never knew there was more to know

I promise, you're gonna wanna see this.

I promise. Please call me when you get this!

I said doo doo doo, doo doo

I said doo doo doo, doo doo

I saw a smallfoot!

I saw a yeti!

I saw your video!

I saw your video.

I shall bathe in it.

I should go.

I should introduce myself. Oh, but why am I so scared?

I swear they came this way.

I think he shot me to save me.

I think he's saying he wants to have me for dinner.

I think we need to take him home.

I think you've said enough.

I thought I heard Migo's high pitched,

I thought I'd made it

I thought you wanted to be the next gong ringer.

I told you the stones were here to protect us.

I uploaded it like you told me to

I wanna make 'em all proud of me

I was fascinated with other species, like you.

I was just thinking about Stone 15.

I was looking

I was pretty happy

I will have a sports drink called "Integrity"

I will have!

I will ooze integrity.

I'd estimate distance is approximately 200 meters.

I'll be the gong ringer from now on.

I'll clear off a space where you can just lie down until the storm passes, okay?

I'll do whatever it takes To make you say yes

I'll scream, "Help!" Nice and short.

I'll teach you a little lesson.

I'm asleep right now. You're all part of my dream.

I'm going to need some more oxygen. Oxygen.

I'm gonna be all like, "Yo, what's up?"

I'm gonna go get the smallfoot! Bye!

I'm gonna save you. Just hang on!

I'm just looking for a way of bouncing back

I'm melting before your eyes.

I'm Migo and I have...

I'm not crazy!

I'm saving our show.

I'm so sorry. I love you. I love you.

I'm strongest and I've trained myself

I'm sure.

I'm trying to shoot Brenda in this... Wait a minute.

I've been banging my head on that thing

I've been told I'm pesky, annoying, and a real pain,

I've got you!

Ice, rocks, ice, snow, ice. It's got a lot of ice.

If it even is a snail.

If it's ever gonna change

If saying I saw a smallfoot means that a stone is wrong,

If there's a question Causing you to go astray

If we care about our future.

If you can get that yeti alive,

If you die, can I have all your worldly possessions?

If you shout it, we'll abort the mission and pull you right on up.

Ignorance is bliss.

Important stuff, like how the world was created...

In a mo oh oh, oh oh A moment of truth

In a mo oh oh, oh oh A moment of truth

In a series of pictures in rapid succession

In fact, I think it might be a big machine

In front of the whole village.

In pursuit of something extraordinary.

In pursuit of something extraordinary.

In stone.

In three, two...

In what might be my last broadcast ever.

In... In the nothing?

Inside.

Instead of hate

Instead of telling them to just push them down.

Interpreted and enforced by the Stonekeeper.

Into the moment of the place in which we are.

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is curiosity

Is it just me, or does he look disappointed that it's us?

Is that a blizzard?

Is that a yeti?

Is that possible?

Is that what you're saying, Migo?

Is the one that says the gong must be rung

Is this too close?

Isn't it all kind of crazy?

Isn't it all so amazing?

It came at me from the sky.

It didn't seem all that scary! It was kind of cute!

It gives my dad a great sense of purpose.

It goes there, right?

It is not wisdom

It is perfection

It is perfection

It is perfection

It is what it is

It is what it is It is perfection

It isn't easy.

It looked like this, see?

It looked nothing like this. That looks like a fat poodle.

It made a sound like...

It might be the most important job of all.

It might still be out there!

It pains me to say this, it truly does.

It requires a strong backbone.

It requires skill, rock solid nerves,

It was like some sort of hard, shiny flying thing!

It was like, poof!

It was like...

It was nice knowing you!

It was real, right? I mean, I have the suit.

It was weird that a mountain floats

It's "Smallfoot Evidentiary Society."

It's a lining between your shoe and your foot.

It's a little too tight.

It's a whole Sasquad.

It's a yeti! It's a yeti! It's a yeti!

It's about finding new ones.

It's about reaching out Closing up the distance

It's actually a type of yak.

It's actually quite convincing.

It's all much bigger than we know

It's all much bigger than we know

It's all rock and ice and snow

It's also all the rope we have.

It's attacking!

It's awesome!

It's complicated, and it can be scary,

It's getting harder every day To catch a break

It's got everything.

It's hard to compete with videos

It's just mammoths all the way down.

It's just this one time,

It's nice and warm.

It's not a smallfoot.

It's not just about tearing down old ideas.

It's okay, big fella.

It's only just beginning to unfold

It's only just beginning to unfold

It's pointless and a total waste of time,

It's so big.

It's the first piece I ever found.

It's the thing that started all of this.

It's time Time to do

Judging by the echo...

Just a publicity stunt for ratings.

Just be a steady yeti at their service

Just come here and see for yourself! Let's go, come on!

Just give him a little time alone out there to think.

Just imagine the amazing stuff they put on here.

Just stop asking questions!

Just stop. Please.

Just straight up crazy.

Just stuff it down inside Until it goes away

Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Keeps churning and turning And spinning around

Kind of annoying voice. Where is he?

Know that I risked my life

Last time, we dropped him because Thorp showed up

Launch!

Launch!

Launch!

Launch!

Launch!

Launch!

Launch! Whoo!

Lend me a hand

Let it lie

Let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it.

Let me explain.

Let me take it into the palace,

Let me talk to him. Kids, right?

Let's all listen to Gwangi and his whacked out theories

Let's do this!

Let's get this thing off.

Let's go! You're gonna love it!

Let's go. Come on.

Let's wake them up.

Like every other

Like every other

Like I said, it's an important job.

Like S E S.

Like, a lot more.

Like, way better.

Lisa, will you marry...

Listen when you hear it calling you

Listen, listen! Everyone!

Literally, so much bigger.

Literally, written in stone.

Lived beneath the clouds.

Lives are at stake, Migo.

Lives are at stake, Migo.

Look all around us

Look at everybody do their part

Look at everybody there below

Look at them!

Look at them.

Look at your small foot!

Look at your small foot.

Look, Brenda, unless our spider jumps, it's boring.

Look, Dad, I know all of this change is scary.

Look, I love my father,

Look, I swear! This shiny, flying thing.

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said.

Look, it doesn't really matter. Ow.

Look, it's right this way.

Looking weird.

Loser.

Man or human They showed us human nature

Man, there's a lot of clouds.

Man! That is a long way down!

Maybe banging my head into that thing

Maybe there's something even better