Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Edit

A costly error, ladies and gentlemen,

A kiss. And a...

A nibble? No nibbles.

A real chick magnet.

A to the L to the V I N

A what? I'm fine.

Absolutely not, it's too dangerous.

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Acting real, real cool

Actually, there are many other things

Adjusts her stance, looks over at me, quite annoyed,

Ah, ah, ah

Ah! Much better.

Ah. Is that why I think I see Dave

Ain't no stopping us now

Ain't no stopping us now

Ain't no stopping us now We're on the move

Alive they're superstars, sure. But dead? They're legends.

All I had was my treasure, and now it's gone.

All kids are now allowed to play

All mine! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

All right, got it.

All right, guys, have fun.

All right, guys, room service is on its way. Lights out by 9:00.

All right, guys, we're gonna build a shelter.

All right, head count.

All right, Ian, get everyone to the raft.

All right, let's see what's on.

All right, so Alvin is a racehorse...

All right! Way to keep the spirits up, guys.

All right.

All right. Right there!

All right. So what is it?

All that time and energy, wasted.

All those pizzas I had delivered to his house, wasted.

ALL: Dave!

ALL: Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya

ALL: Theodore!

Allons y!

Already done that. Also, checked out our room,

Although, technically it's not a house, it's a ship.

Alvin, Alvin!

Alvin, he's a kid. He's just trying to have some fun.

Alvin, how could you...

Alvin, please!

Alvin, there's no such word as robbage. And it's "pillaging."

Alvin, toxin? Poison? Neuro? Brain?

Alvin, what are you up to? Need I remind you Dave is watching us.

Alvin, why wouldn't he be looking for us?

Alvin, you still have that pocket knife I gave you?

Alvin, you're too young for parasailing.

ALVIN: (LAUGHING) Nice.

ALVIN: And you guys were worried. (LAUGHING) Look at us!

ALVIN: Brittany approaches her puck,

ALVIN: Dave!

ALVIN: Guys! Guys! Over here! Come quick, hurry!

ALVIN: Ha ha! Whoo! DAVE: Whoa. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ow!

ALVIN: Hey, kid!

ALVIN: HO!

ALVIN: HO!

ALVIN: HO!

ALVIN: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

ALVIN: Lame! SIMON: Sorry, Dave.

ALVIN: Let's go, 90, 90!

ALVIN: What's he going to do, make us walk the plank?

ALVIN: Whoa!

ALVIN: Yeah!

ALVIN: You can follow me on Critter!

ALVIN: Zoe!

Alvin!

Alvin!

Alvin!

Alvin!

Alvin! Alvin!

Alvin! Alvin!

Alvin! Brittany!

Alvin?

Alvin?

Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.

Alvin.

Alvin. It's Alvin!

Alvin's gotten himself in a bind.

Always has the Science Channel on.

And $40 for each additional bag.

And a half Ian, half bird?

And certainly not to the captain,

And flies us back to civilization.

And he never did.

And here I am thinking you've changed and don't only care about yourself.

And how are you intending to do that?

And I am still completely normal.

And I could go back to the raft with the chipmunks,

And I get to do something I haven't done in a long time.

And I hate to see you sad.

And I should know because I was really

And I'm...

And if a rescue helicopter comes by, they'll see us!

And in case you get tired, I made you a wheelchair.

And it only gets me in trouble!

And kind of maybe ruined our family vacation.

And my fingers are bejeweled With diamonds and gold

And my stomach noises are gonna get louder and louder and louder

And now the treasure is mine!

And now you're gonna know how that feels.

And passed on Justin Bieber.

And signed us up for parasailing.

And stuff into a cage whenever you feel like it.

And the best part is, they don't even know what they found.

And then I will find this Simon you keep speaking of!

And then there's little Theodore.

And they live here because this is nature.

And those earrings tasted awful.

And we gonna make you lose your mind

And we gonna make you lose your mind

And we gonna make you lose your mind

And we have a winner.

And what are you doing with a pocket knife?

And what is this supposed to be?

And why would you need to do that?

And yet completely different.

And you are going to get me more treasure.

And you never will.

And you, Dave, are his incredibly helpful jockey

And you'd still ground me?

And you'll miss the International Music Awards. Do you understand?

And, hello, ladies!

And, yeah, baby, they're real.

And, Zoe...

And... Oh!

Another long story.

Anyhoo, no reason we can't be comfortable and stylish

Anyway...

Are we ever going to find him?

Are you all right, Jeanette?

Are you even listening to me?

As a matter of fact, I do, smart guy.

As Dave and I have never met, I will need you to describe him for me.

As you can see, the lens concentrates the energy of the sun,

As you shoot across the sky y y

Au revoir, Alfred.

Aw!

Aw!

Awkward!

Back here at home there's nothing to do

Bad with those kids and they hate me.

Because I drive him crazy.

Because I will have eaten you.

Because I'm such a pain in the...

Because Jeanette needs you, Simon.

Because of Alvin!

Because right now the rage I'm feeling for you and those chipmunks

Because those things are really quiet.

Become their manager again and make tons of money.

Believe me, I understand.

Bonjour, my friend.

BOO! (GROWLING)

BOTH: Aw!

Breakfast!

Brit, I...

BRITTANY: Heave!

BRITTANY: I can't believe Jeanette's getting all the attention.

BRITTANY: Run!

BRITTANY: We're gonna die!

Brittany? Jeanette?

Building a fire. What?

Building a shelter was your idea. Yours!

But first we're gonna need to set some rules.

But he does have a point, Dave.

But he is coming, right?

But he means well.

But he... Sit!

But I actually have a suggestion.

But I don't want to write a love song for the world

But I have something for you. Maybe this will be a way to make it up.

But I have to stay put. Or do I?

But I know one thing, that I love you

But I'll be back around the way

But if you hold the reins too tight,

But if you loosen the reins just a little...

But it don't matter, no 'Cause I ain't no animal

But it's not too late to ruin yours.

But just until Dave shows up

But kept the "ishment." It's word play!

But let me tell you something.

But not even you can make this interesting.

But not too much fun, because I'm still very upset.

But now I realize even the most precious gem cannot compare to your beauty.

But of course.

But our Dave won't rest until he finds us.

But Simone is you. He's in there somewhere.

But spilling things, hot things, on me

But that ain't gonna help me now

But the volcano is about to explode!

But then I happen to see pirates

But they do slow down.

But this honey munk don't care!

But where's Dave?

But, come on, Simon?

But, Dave, sometimes kids will rise to the occasion

But, look, you should know that whatever happens,

But, Simon, you already did.

But, you guys, just get excited.

By Dave's necklace?

By my calculations,

By the time I found the gold,

Callaway, I need you to go in there and find Simone.

Calm down.

Can we at least watch a movie?

Can't seem to get my mind off of you

Can't you just relight it?

Can't you kick any faster?

Cannot compare to your beauty.

Captain.

Caught in a bad romance

Check this out. In three, two, one.

CHIPETTES: (GASPING) Uncle Ian!

Chipmunks, I'm pleased to introduce my friends.

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) I'm a survivor

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) No attorneys to plead my case

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) Party rock is in the house tonight

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) Vacation, all I ever wanted

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) Vacation, all I ever wanted

CHIPMUNKS: (SINGING) Well, I'm just out of school

CHIPMUNKS: Dave! Help us!

Chubby one!

Climbing up ropes, ever so stealthy, from the side of the ship.

Come here.

Come on down!

Come on, Brit, it's just one night.

Come on, come on.

Come on, give it to me. You could cut yourself.

Come on, let your colors burst

Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body Baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga

Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Come on, Simon, grab on.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on, guys!

Come on! Help me, guys.

Come on! Paddle!

Come on. Come on in, guys! Bring it in.

Come on. Theodore, you can't bungee jump.

Could you please go look for them?

Crazy suggestion, guys,

Criminy. What was that?

Dancing in the night in the middle of June

Dancing in the rain like that.

Dave and Ian, we need oars.

Dave Henderson, my supervisor at UPS.

Dave knows we're gone by now.

Dave said, and I quote, (CLEARS THROAT)

Dave Seville is so special that the rules don't apply to him.

Dave, come on. "Rules" is my middle name.

Dave, I barely cared about what you had to say about the first two.

Dave, it kills me to say this, kills me, but...

Dave, question.

DAVE: Alvin!

DAVE: Alvin? Simon!

DAVE: Captain, I'm really sorry about what happened.

DAVE: Come on! Come on!

DAVE: Don't worry, Theodore.

DAVE: Guys, circle around!

DAVE: Guys! Guys!

DAVE: Help!

DAVE: Oh, my God!

Dave! Dave!

Dave?

Dave?

Dehydration, sunstroke...

Dibbed the side of the bed closest to the window,

Did you guys want some?

Do you get that? My life is ruined.

Do you guys like bungee jumping?

Do you have a problem with me?

Do you hear that?

Do you know how slippery that dirt is? This is ridiculous.

Do you wanna go? Hit it!

Doing it, yeah!

Don't come any closer.

Don't hide yourself in regret

Don't listen to him, Theo.

Don't take that tone of voice with me, Dave.

Don't worry, Alvin.

Don't worry, family vacations are all about fun.

Don't worry, he's cool.

Double rainbow. What does it mean?

Drop it. Drop it!

Dunlop, and, right there, that's Nerf.

Eleanor, you need to start braiding ropes.

ELEANOR: Dave!

ELEANOR: Good rule. That's right.

ELEANOR: Oh, no.

ELEANOR: Pretty.

Eleanor! What happened?

Eleanor? Would you care to dance?

Ellie, Ellie! Are you okay?

Ellie, I love these dresses!

Enchanté, mademoiselles. A kiss.

English US PSDH

Even with your attitude

Every day I'm shuffling

Everybody just have a good time

Everybody just have a good time

Everybody just have a good time

Everybody just have a good, good, good time

Everybody just have a good, good, good time

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Ew! What are you?

Ew. Really?

Exactly how long have you been here?

Excuse me.

Face it, Dave, no one is coming to rescue us, okay?

Faster!

Faster! Come on, hurry!

Faster! Come on.

Figure, how hard can it be?

Fire!

For both of us.

For real, Dave?

For them people in the out

For years.

Forget it, let's just keep going.

Forget it. All I ever do is try to save him

Forget the fire. We have to start hiking.

Get down there. That's right.

Get Up!

Getting hurt on a zip line are one out of six.

Girl chubby one!

Girls?

Give it back!

Give it to me, baby Say, "He fly"

Go, go!

Go! Go! Go!

Gonna come through like a hurricane

Gonna keep 'em moving wild

Gonna tell all my friends Gonna tell 'em all that I'm a wild one

Good night, guys.

Good night.

Good thing we don't wear pants.

Good. Because now

Goodbye, Dave.

Goodness knows he can be totally irresponsible,

Got a blaze going with just two carrot sticks.

Got that dance floor packed Drive them crazy on the screen

Got the message that I've gotta be a wild one

Gotta dance like a fool

Gotta keep a swinging, baby I'm a real wild child

Grab the oar!

Great, a volcano.

Great. I'll put it on after dinner.

Great. Way to go, Seville.

Guess I'll have to read this.

Guys, Dave is coming to get us!

Guys, guys, guys! Nobody is killing anyone, okay?

Guys, I can't do that.

Guys, we've got to get off this island. We have to build a raft, now.

Guys! One...

Has allowed you one more activity.

Hate, anger, regret,

Have fun!

He meant we were old enough to choose a film!

He probably has the whole coast guard looking for us.

He'll fly right off the track and crash into the fence.

He's been driving me crazy a lot longer

He's exhausted.

He's gonna eat it all by himself.

He's lying, Theo!

He's not your son, Dave He's just a chipmunk.

He's probably the most level headed kid I know.

He's so French.

He's sometimes just a little irresponsible, that's all.

Heave!

Heave!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello. Okay.

Help me up!

Here, I want you to have this.

Hey, Dave. Alvin!

Hey, girlfriend, you look good.

Hey, girls, not now, please, okay? CHIPETTES: Aw.

Hey, guys, anyone up for a quick hike?

Hey, hey, yeah

Hey, I didn't say that, Brit.

Hey, what is it?

Hey, yeah, yeah

Hey, you found the chubby one.

Hey, you guys are going to catch pneumonia

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Down here!

Hey! Oh!

Hey.

Hey. hey!

Hi, I'm Eleanor!

Hi. Hi.

His name is not Simon.

Hmm.

Hold on, Jeanette.

Hold on. Guys, freeze!

Hold.

Hold.

Hoping to take home Record of the Year.

Hot, hot, hot! (YELPS)

Hot!

Hot! WAITER: Sorry.

How can you let him do this? What are you thinking?

How do you know that?

How hard can it be when we put our minds to it?

How?

However, my number one priority is the passengers' safety.

Huh?

Huh? She's fine. I'm talking about me.

Huh? Thank you!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry! DAVE: Come on, guys, go!

I bet it's very good.

I can see Russia from here!

I can't get rescued looking like this.

I can't help it See, it don't feel right

I can't imagine the big boned one

I can't wait to go tell the others!

I can't.

I didn't know the agreement meant no fun.

I didn't sneak out. I mean, I did. But only to stop Alvin.

I do this thing every day.

I do!

I do! Sometimes I just forget my left from my right.

I do.

I don't believe you!

I don't hear any planes.

I don't know how long they can survive out there.

I don't know who you are.

I don't know.

I don't remember exactly how to get there.

I don't think Dave is gonna be in a hot air balloon.

I don't think I can make it much longer.

I don't think so.

I don't want to sway you.

I figure I may as well be... (SHUDDERS)

I get it, Frenchie, you come from a rich history.

I got you, Dave.

I guess I was just so obsessed with finding that treasure

I guess now we're the losers.

I guess. If you like a lot of adulation.

I had already been gone from my Jeanette far too long.

I have a situation of my own to deal with, Alvin.

I have no idea!

I have to go apologize for everything Alvin did.

I hope they're okay.

I hope you don't mind.

I just want to say... (VOLCANO RUMBLING)

I just wanted to say

I knew you would find us.

I know I can!

I know you can do it, little buddy.

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you can't control yourself any longer

I know you want to protect Alvin,

I know, I know!

I know, you don't think I'm a pain.

I know! I'm the fun one,

I know. I've been there.

I mean, can you guys imagine being stuck here for all these years

I mean, he certainly loves Simon and Theodore.

I mean, I'm hanging out in a casino way past my bedtime.

I mean, sure, Alvin can be kind of a handful,

I mean, that's what I've been doing to Dave.

I need everyone's help. Let's go.

I need to get ready for dinner with the captain.

I really messed up.

I rock, I roll I party out of control

I say we go to Salsa Night!

I say, hey, I'll be gone today

I see you are sad, mon ami.

I suppose you have a better idea, smart guy?

I think I know why Dave hasn't come.

I think I sprained my ankle!

I think I'd lose my mind!

I think we should get to work on that shelter.

I thought it would look nice on you.

I thought it, but I didn't say it.

I thought that maybe you did, though.

I thought we were going on vacation to have fun.

I thought you said you knew where you were going.

I thought you'd never find us.

I told you, Dave's coming.

I took the "pun" in punishment, and turned it into "fun,"

I trusted you tonight and look where that got me!

I used to fly cargo planes for them,

I used to think that Dave was coming, too.

I want you to keep it.

I was born

I wasn't betting. Honest.

I whip my tail back and forth

I will create a spark by striking this rock with my Swiss Army knife,

I will help you find your friend Dave.

I will survive

I wish I could get back all those years I spent plotting my revenge.

I wish I'd stayed

I'd love to chat more, but I've gotta run.

I'd love to.

I'll be right back! (GASPS)

I'll go loco on you.

I'll make sure to save you the pit!

I'll share it with you.

I'll stop treating you like a child

I'll try. But I feel so useless.

I'm a little chilly. Would you mind adjusting the vent?

I'm a survivor I'm gonna make it

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes

I'm coming with you.

I'm doing this because I love them, okay?

I'm going straight to Captain Correlli.

I'm going to kill you!

I'm gonna crash.

I'm gonna go and I'm gonna pack up my balls!

I'm good either way, so...

I'm hungry. We are famished.

I'm not a fool now, so you better run and hide

I'm not a monster, I'm Zoe. And I'm clearly a girl

I'm not gon' give up

I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

I'm not one of your chipmunks that you can just boss around

I'm not that young.

I'm not the uptight one, I'm the fun one!

I'm not uptight. I just don't wanna see anyone else getting hurt. Ow!

I'm not wearing anything underneath.

I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way

I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way

I'm pretty freaked out,

I'm really sorry.

I'm so hungry. Just one bite.

I'm so sorry, were you speaking to moi?

I'm sorry if I caused you any worry, mademoiselle.

I'm sorry, sir, that's full.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure Dave will come.

I'm sure you've heard of the Chipettes. We're kind of world famous.

I'm talking about tribute albums, pay per view funerals.

I'm the pretty one. Jeanette's the smart one.

I'm Theodore.

I'm thinking Fiddy Cent for me.

I'm thinking, "When did my dad wash up on this island?"

I'm trouble

I'm trouble

I'm trouble

I'm trouble Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble Yeah, trouble now

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm trouble, y'all I got trouble in my town

I'm working, Dave.

I've seen a lot of joy and I've seen a lot of pain

Ian, just keep an eye out for something to eat or drink, all right?

Ian, you don't understand!

IAN: 'Sup?

IAN: All right.

IAN: Hey! Come on! Great!

IAN: I need my pelican head!

IAN: It's tempting to blame Dave.

IAN: There they are, Captain.

Ian!

Ian!

Ian?

Ian?

Ian? What are you doing here?

If Alvin breaks any more of our rules, there will be consequences.

If anything, he's a little too uptight.

If Callaway can't find him, nobody can. (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

If I know my horticulture, and I do,

If I see those chipmunks break so much as one rule,

If the volcano blows before I make it out of here,

If Timbuktu is not for you,

If we climb to the top of that mountain,

If we're going to be held captive in this room...

If you awake, you'll pull out your hair

If you can still talk, it means you haven't stuffed your cheeks yet!

If you just show them a little trust.

If you want, I can help you get started...

Imagine Alvin is a spirited racehorse.

In a cave behind the waterfall.

In a crazy sort of way.

In fact, in port, he circles the ship on a hang glider.

In fact, the odds of a chipmunk

In our pajamas?

In retrospect, this was a bad idea.

In the club, looking fly All these girls passing by

In the glass of her boudoir

In the meantime I do my thing

Is gonna be any more interesting.

Is he by any chance a big, flightless bird?

Is it far? I don't think I could walk another step.

Is it hang gliding, wakeboarding, or bungee jumping?

Is that what I'm supposed to do now, Dave?

Is the beating of my own heart.

Is the only thing keeping me going.

Isn't going to bring any of that stuff back.

It appears to be 10% shuffle, 90% bored.

It can wait.

It goes with everything and it's soft enough to sleep in.

It is not just a spider, it's a Phoneutria bahiensis.

It is Simone, but I am often confused for this Simon fellow.

It is Simone.

It only hurts when I try to explain it.

It was an accident. They're just kids.

It won't be long before a rescue plane sees our SOS

It's $25 for the first bag

It's all the guy can talk about.

It's another Dave.

It's been forever since our last all you can eat buffet.

It's been two days since my last bath and I am a mess.

It's been two hours, Dave.

It's being heated by the underground magma chamber!

It's dark. (DOOR SHUTS)

It's for babies!

It's going to rain!

It's gonna be cold. I'm gonna build a fire. We'll go in the morning.

It's good to be back, huh?

It's incredible, you guys.

It's kind of a long story.

It's me, Ian Hawke! Jet Records!

It's not healthy for me to feel this

It's not too late to do the right thing.

It's not ugly.

It's not.

It's really quite amusing.

It's Simon, Theodore. And, no, he's not.

It's Simon!

It's soft so you can sleep in it

It's the whole reason why I came to this stinking island!

It's Zoe. She took her.

Its bite contains a neurotoxin.

Its high fat content is creating a waterproof barrier.

J'arrive.

Jeanette, come on, come on.

Jeanette, find as many coconuts and mangoes as you can.

Jeanette, I don't know what to say.

Jeanette, these dresses are, like, totally adorbs. I die.

JEANETTE: Help, help!

JEANETTE: Hurry! Hurry!

Jeanette!

Jeanette!

Jeanette!

Jeanette?

Jeanette? I don't know...

Jeez, no wonder those furballs would rather fly off the ship

Jungle Monster.

Just love yourself and you're set

Just maybe not today.

Just seeing everyone come together to build it...

Keep going!

Keep moving!

Keep on sun/ivin'

Keeping us from freezing to death.

Keira Knightley is interested.

Kick!

Knife? Oh, right, sorry, I meant to give it back.

Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya

Last I checked, Brit, we're chipmunks.

Leave without you. Got it.

Let go!

Let the music move your feet

Let's do it.

Let's go.

Let's start with you can't call dibs

Lies! Who are you?

Lights out.

Like a hawk!

Like, I don't know, maybe to the waterfall or whatever?

Like, really... Wow.

Listen to me when I say

Listen, lady, maybe you should just leave us alone

Look, an island!

Look, Dunlop, this is a new beginning

Look, Ian, I'm sorry you lost your job and your dignity.

Look, if you wanna spend the rest of your life

Look, man,

Look!

Look!

Looks like it's Simon saving him again!

Loss of inhibition, dry mouth.

Make 'em go, oh, oh, oh

Make a left. No, right. No, left!

MAN ON MEGAPHONE Everything's okay. We got you, guys!

MAN: Whoa! Hey!

Maybe I accidentally paid attention.

Maybe I can just lick the glaze?

Maybe I should build a shelter, too.

Maybe the chipmunks aren't here at all. Maybe they're gone.

Maybe the chipmunks washed up there.

Maybe the Jungle Monster 4 ate them all!

Maybe this will help.

Maybe you are kind of the smart one.

Maybe you can use it to signal that helicopter.

Maybe you're right. Maybe no one's coming.

Me?

Me? Uptight?

Meantime, why don't we all just relax and have some donut?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Very helpful.

Mon dieu!

Munk up, Alvin.

Munk up, Theodore.

My momma told me don't lose you

My precious! My precious!

My sister was just trying to apologize.

Never ever be repeated

New subject, I saved Dave's life.

Nice.

Night.

No matter how much he deserves it.

No one tells me what to do.

No quality mascot suit has removable feet.

No rocket ships to send me into outer space

No wonder he hates me.

No, an island would probably be helpful.

No, I am. You're staying here.

No, I didn't. That was Simone, that was not me.

No, I just want to write a song

No, I know, I know.

No, I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

No, it was not awesome. It's a miracle we got here safely.

No, it's bark.

No, it's really me. And really Ian.

No, look!

No, my name is not Simon. It is

No, no, it's okay, I believe you.

No, no, maybe it's a helicopter! Listen!

No, no, no!

No, no!