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The Game Plan (2007)

The Game Plan (2007)

The Game Plan is a heartwarming comedy film released in 2007, directed by Andy Fickman. Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick, this family-friendly movie is filled with laughter, love, and a lesson in what truly matters in life.

The film revolves around Joe Kingman (Dwayne Johnson), a charismatic and successful professional football quarterback for the Boston Rebels. Joe is living the celebrity lifestyle, enjoying parties, expensive cars, and adoration from fans. However, his life takes a unexpected turn when he discovers that he has an eight-year-old daughter named Peyton (Madison Pettis) from a previous relationship.

Peyton arrives at Joe's doorstep in search of her father, throwing his carefully planned life into chaos. Initially overwhelmed and clueless about raising a child, Joe struggles to balance his high-flying career with the newfound responsibility of being a dad. As they embark on their journey together, Joe gradually learns that family and love are the real MVPs in life.

Madison Pettis brilliantly portrays Peyton, a spunky and determined young girl who captures Joe's heart with her infectious energy and unconditional love. The natural chemistry between Johnson and Pettis brings their on-screen father-daughter relationship to life, filled with hilarious moments, heartfelt conversations, and tender bonding experiences.

Kyra Sedgwick shines as Stella Peck, Joe's cold and somewhat judgmental agent. She adds a dynamic layer of conflict to the story by pressuring Joe to maintain his focus on football and protect his image, despite his newfound responsibilities as a parent. However, as the story unfolds, even Stella learns the importance of family and personal growth.

The Game Plan delivers a heartwarming tale about sacrifice, personal growth, and the power of love. Through a series of comedic mishaps and heartwarming moments, Joe and Peyton's relationship blossoms, and they both discover what truly matters in life.

The film's positive values and heartfelt message make it a must-watch for families seeking an enjoyable and meaningful movie night. Despite the humorous situations, The Game Plan also explores themes of loss, forgiveness, and finding one's true purpose.

If you are looking to relive the magic of The Game Plan or experience it for the first time, you can easily find platforms where you can play and download the movie. Immerse yourself in the heartwarming journey of Joe and Peyton as they navigate the unpredictable game of life and discover the true meaning of family.

Whether you are a fan of Dwayne Johnson's magnetic presence, Madison Pettis' adorable performance, or simply a lover of heartwarming comedies, The Game Plan is sure to leave a smile on your face and tug at your heartstrings. So grab your popcorn, gather your loved ones, and prepare for a memorable and entertaining movie experience.

A Bedazzler?
A bedtime story is supposed to make you feel peaceful.
A blue dress, a green dress, a purple dress,
A child would have been such a distraction.
A lot of dresses, a lot of colors. So what?
A wounded moose?
A young lady.
About all...
About eight, nine years ago.
Actually, it's a really funny story. You're going to love it.
Airway's almost closed. Let's move her.
All athletes have those.
All I know is I have an entire team...
All on the legs of Joe Kingman,
All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen up.
All right, all right. All right, all right.
All right, all right. All right.
All right, here's Kingman. Drops back in the pocket.
All right, it's kind of like, just like in life.
All right, Joe. Come on, it's real funny.
All right, Kingman makes changes at the line.
All right, let's go. Sixty six seam, slot left on three, on three. Ready?
All right, let's go. Sixty six seam, slot left on three, on three. Ready?
All right, see you.
All right, thanks for coming. Happy New Year.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Coach, your call.
All right. I understand. But if you could just leave it to...
All right. Train red two. Fifty win pass zebra. All right?
All the talking and the arguing and the complaining.
All you have to do is, A, win the championship game...
An autograph of Joe Kingman. They all want it, eight to 80.
An incredible ending to a magnificent career.
And a three. And one...
And all of a sudden you've got to call an audible
And an upgrade on your next international flight.
And ate the Goldilocks
And Auntie Stella will get you a nice new BlackBerry with a Bluetooth.
And call a play quickly.
And call an audible, okay? And...
And called you sweetheart
And certainly Boston's fans.
And clearly, I'm still getting the hang of things.
And cut!
And every time you bat those things, there's a huge hurricane in Hawaii.
And finish eating.
And for the most part better at everything.
And guess what? I've got the perfect job for him.
And he is in! Touchdown, Rebels. They've won it.
And he is still getting the hang of things.
And he's bounced out of bounds!
And he's in trouble, and down he goes.
And I see you and Peyton.
And I will fight for this.
And I'm going to lead you to the promised land.
And it's Joe Kingman. He's come out!
And kinder and funnier,
And look where we're standing, Joe.
And no one sums it up better than Joe himself.
And not want anything to do with her.
And now flips it...
And now, directing traffic...
And now, I need you to be an enchanted tree...
And number one in your pretty little heart.
And one, two, three, four.
And one, two, three, very long...
And one. Higher. Point those toes, please.
And rational discussion
And say, "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
And she had a lot of beautiful dresses.
And she needs to be in a stable home
And she never says no.
And she said, "Well, baby, he doesn't know about you yet. " And I said...
And that everything always had to be about you.
And that happened last month, so I'm really sorry.
And that nothing's ever going to change that.
And that's exactly what I said. I told them.
And that's why I use tuna for protein and flavor.
And the blue dress, which had blue sparkles all over it,
And the car just magically dropped you off at some man's house?
And the green dress, which had green sparkles all over it,
And the place where that starts
And then there was something about the porridge.
And then they go en pointe for hours and hours.
And then when she's ready, she'll find you again.
And then you get inside people's minds,
And there's the backup quarterback, Danville, taking the knee,
And these are "freakishly" small tights.
And they hold and hold.
And they need a touchdown for the win.
And ugly. Child custody fights always are.
And we don't accept students without an audition
And we've come such a long way in a short time.
And when we make a commitment to a student,
And you can kiss your mega bucks goodbye.
And you drive them crazy!
And you go, too.
And you know what? You're just like her!
And you play hide and seek with that, and just make sure they're all gone.
And you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.
And you're going to give me some answers, okay?
And you're telling me you're incapable of playing a tree? Come on.
And, Marv, with four seconds left to go in the game,
And...
And...
Any advice?
Anything?
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you okay?
Are you saying you want Peyton to live here with you?
Are you serious?
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Aren't you going to tell me a bedtime story?
As a matter of fact, I'm on the opposite of break.
As soon as Peyton's strong enough, we're going to go home.
As you all know by now, I've recently learned I'm a father.
At that coveted trophy, which has eluded them for all these years.
At the new Blake resort.
Attaboy.
Attaway, P.
Aw, there's my number one quarterback.
Awesome!
Awkward.
B, right after you win, look straight into the camera
Back 88!
Back 88.
Bath. Bed. Now.
Beautiful class, everybody. Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Because from now on, we're both going to be going to sleep early, right?
Because he's looking at me.
Because I'm going to buy you one. Immediately. Right now.
Because I'm Joe Kingman, humanitarian.
Because she said you were self centered. And selfish.
Because you might want to take some notes.
Believe me, I know. I've been there.
Better than anybody.
Big surprise, eh, Kingman?
Birth certificate?
Black! Fifty nine razor!
Blah, blah, blah...
Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility...
Blew down the Grammy's house
Blondie, you're up.
Bonsoir, Tatianna. Baby, welcome back!
Boomer, he has no timeouts remaining
Boston advances to next week's divisional playoffs
Boston beats Indianapolis.
Boston has defeated Denver.
Boston Rebels! Catch the magic.
Boston Rebels! Experience the heat!
Boston Rebels! Feel the... Wait a minute. Who writes this?
Boston Rebels. Catch the spirit.
Break!
But can I tell you something?
But do you think they're going to want a spokesman
But he cuts inside. Does not go to the outside.
But his wife, Maria, has already done it.
But I didn't think there were going to be so many people.
But I have to wonder, yesterday he was...
But I will call you as soon as I can, okay?
But I'm a kid and kids love sugar. I mean, the simpler the better.
But I'm the world's greatest agent.
But if you promise me that you're going to work extra, extra, super, super, hard,
But instead, I snuck away to come meet you.
But it doesn't matter, because it's just like her!
But it's as big as a mountain.
But it's like everything else in his life.
But judging by the butt whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong.
But now you go to the kitchen, big X.
But she's going to be fine.
But Tatianna will miss you.
But we're going to discuss everything else when we get home.
But what really sets this future hall of famer apart
But what really sets this future Hall of Famer apart...
But you and I, you've been playing kid your entire life.
But you better believe that Peyton's nightclub evenings are behind her.
But you can sleep here.
But you said you were hungry.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can he get up, though? That's the question.
Can he pull off yet another miracle?
Can I say something, please?
Can you believe this?
Can you do that?
Can you feel it? Can you smell it? Do you believe it?
Can you say, "Nightmare scenario for Boston"?
Can't find anybody, he's on the run.
Can't get out of bounds to stop the clock.
Can't go there, because you made a mess in the kitchen.
Celtics got this one locked up.
Check 52! 52!
Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon.
Come here, honey. Stand up.
Come here.
Come here. What am I, two feet tall? Peyton!
Come on, come on.
Come on, Daddy!
Come on, guys. Come on, team. Come on.
Come on, horseradish. No more questions.
Come on, Joe! Destroy them!
Come on, Joe! Get up, Joe!
Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe!
Come on, number one!
Come on, Pierce!
Come on, Rebels! You can do it!
Come on, Spike.
Come on, Spike. We need a football biscuit.
Come on, sweetie. Let's go.
Come on, this isn't a sport.
Come on!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Congratulations, Joe.
Cool.
Cooper, wide right, shifts back to tight end.
Could make her fly.
Could make her sleep.
Could make her tiny.
Crazy.
Daddy, you won the championship.
Deflects right lead, speed left squirrel. On one. Ready?
Details.
Deuce?
Did I just hear the girl who forced me to learn pirouettes give up?
Did I just hear the King give up?
Did you ever stop and think about how this was going to impact me?
Did you know that?
Did you say "team"?
Did you say "team"? Or...
Didn't even last longer than a year, and we never had a baby.
Ding!
Do I look like I know how to fix a ballerina bun?
Do I really have my mommy's eyes?
Do I sound okay? What did you put in those cookies?
Do we have any product for this?
Do you have an iPod?
Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?
Do you know how to fix a ballerina bun?
Do you know who the greatest quarterback of all time is?
Do you mind?
Do you miss me tonight
Do you understand?
Do you work at Fanny's Burgers?
Do you... Do you know what that means?
Does your memory stray
Don't do it, Elvis! Don't jump.
Don't look at me like that. Use a napkin.
Don't panic. No panic.
Don't party too hard, boys.
Don't turn your back on me, little lady. Tell me what you want!
Don't you think you should ask some questions first?
Don't you think you should have told me about this?
Down set!
Drake, the linebacker for New York, is having a whale of a football game.
Dreams are on Joe tonight, honey.
Dude, stop being such a chick.
E mail me lots of pictures. And Peyton, I love you.
E mail me right now.
Easy, easy. He's a very vicious attack dog.
Eating Peanut Butter Patties, you know?
Edna.
Eight years old and already going to big events like that, huh? I like it.
Either way, we have a lot to discuss over dinner.
Even if it meant I'd never play another football game again.
Everybody get on the King's back
Everybody together. Much better.
Everybody, I need a tight formation, right now, in front.
Everything's all...
Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen Joe Kingman?
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm world famous. I'm a celebrity.
Excuse me. Hi. Can I help you?
Excuse me. Thank you.
Fancy? The King looks downright graceful all of a sudden.
Fanny.
Father of the year!
Feel this way
Fifty nine razor. What would...
Fine.
Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen to this one time, then that's it.
Fire!
Fix it.
Football.
Football. Football's a sport.
For example, you want to go to the kitchen, straight buttonhook.
For the second year in a row.
For their chance to etch their names in sports history.
For what team?
Forget about timing. I don't care about the game.
From that funny yellow soft drink Joe gave me last night.
Full house.
Get a submarine sandwich and a diet soda.
Get in there. Get in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, swamp mouth.
Get it back! Get it back! Get the game back!
Get off me! Everybody off... Me first! Me first!
Get out of here! You're in my way!
Get the mechanicals!
Give me this!
Give these to Monique, okay? There she is.
Give your dad a surprise
Go ahead, hit me. Come on! Give it a shot. Come on.
Go change, go on, go change.
Go Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Go deep. Watch your left!
Go wide!
Go, Boston.
Good morning, Joe. I'm ready to start!
Good night.
Good one.
Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen!
Got it. No flea flickers.
Gracias, Rosa. Enjoy your vacation.
Great block, Webber. Great block.
Great questions, by the way. Thank you.
Great. Well, the food's not so hot, but my room is huge.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year. I'll be right back.
Hat.
He has the tight end screen, he side arms it.
He hasn't played all season.
He is crushed.
He knows that they don't have any timeouts left.
He never says "no. "
He never says "no. "
He owes it to his teammates and the fans of the Boston team
He stiff arms. It's the Kingman swing.
He throws.
He took a hard hit! Oh, man!
He'll have to march the Rebels 65 yards.
He's been sacked four times, and he looks like he's distracted to me.
He's coming back out, right? You know how important this deal is.
He's going to look even greater lounging poolside
He's got a separated shoulder, bruised ribs. I think he's done.
He's got Sanders wide open in the end zone.
He's learning Swan Lake.
He's not even a football player. That's stupid.
He's open, Joe. Sanders is wide open.
He's to the 25... The 20...
He's worked too hard to have it end like this.
Hello.
Hello. This is Peyton.
Help! My daughter needs help! Help!
Her mom gets back from Africa in a few days.
Here we are as the two biggest rivals in football square off
Here we go. And three, two, one... Go!
Here, this.
Here.
Here's Kingman... Back to throw.
Here's what you got to read right there. You all set?
Hey, baby, it's Tatianna. I'm in Boston. I be there 6:00.
Hey, baby.
Hey, Boston. Happy New Year. And a special shout out to our Rebels.
Hey, Cindy!
Hey, Coop. Coop, check it out.
Hey, do you have any Jell O? I want some Jell O.
Hey, everything's on Joe tonight.
Hey, great night, Mr. Kingman.
Hey, hey, hey, come on! Nobody look at the clock! Look at me! Look at me!
Hey, I didn't say break.
Hey, I'm on SportsCenter again.
Hey, Joe Kingman, you've just won the championship,
Hey, Joe, how can you remember the plays
Hey, Joe, is that your daughter? Peyton!
Hey, Joe, you forget something?
Hey, Joe! Joe, man!
Hey, Joe! This way!
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe. Looks like you got a rogue fan.
Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something?
Hey, just calling to say that...
Hey, keep this clean. Use the napkins.
Hey, King.
Hey, let's get Joe. He won't be expecting it.
Hey, listen, sweetie, it's almost time for my flight to take off,
Hey, man, you look like you were in a fight.
Hey, old man. Are we ready to win the big game?
Hey, open the door.
Hey, P, you're awake.
Hey, P. P! Hey, P.
Hey, Peyton. Come here. You are so busted! Get over here!
Hey, Sanders. What are you guys doing here?
Hey, so what were you saying about ballet not being a real sport?
Hey, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
Hey, Spike. There's my boy. Haven't seen you all night.
Hey, sweetie, it's okay.
Hey, you know who lives in this building?
Hey.
Hey. Hey, relax. Relax. Cut it out. He can't help it.
Hey. You're going to the opening tonight, right?
Hey. You've got my time, cutie pie. Yeah...
Hey...
Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert, along with Boomer Esiason.
Hi, everybody, I'm Peyton,
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
Hi, we've never met before. You were married to my mom, Sara.
Hi, you must be Melanie. Joe has told me so much about you!
Hi. Hello.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on a sec. You can't come in here and think she's going to go home...
Hold on a second, Joe. Can we have a word with you?
Hold on for a second, Marv. Joe Kingman is still down.
Hold on, hold on...
Hold that question, all right?
Honey, I didn't mean that.
Hope it's okay.
Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital?
How about those pictures you promised me?
How did you get here again?
How do we get in touch with your mom?
How does that sound, Stuey?
How long has it been since you've had one of your own Fanny's burgers?
How much easier will it be for you to focus on football
How's it going?
Hugs and kisses. All right. All right.
Huh?
Hurry up, offense. No huddle.
Hut hut!
Hut hut! Hut!
Hut hut! Hut!
Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut!
I agree that you are freakishly large.
I agree.
I am not the same man that I was.
I am serious! Everybody huddle up...
I am the king. Thank you very much.
I asked you to be careful!
I begged her. I said, "Well, why don't I stay with my father?"
I called Peyton a hundred times yesterday. She didn't answer.
I can't believe they came from 10 down.
I can't do it. I'm not big enough. My shoulders aren't strong enough.
I definitely say she's breached the final frontier.
I didn't come all this way to see my dad sit out the big game.
I didn't know Joe had a kid.
I didn't say "stupid. " I said "stupidest. " Look it up.
I didn't see what happened to Paul Pierce.
I do.
I don't have a guest room because I don't like guests.
I don't know a quarterback who doesn't live for a moment like this.
I don't know where to start.
I don't know, Coop. What do you think? That's a $40,000 couch.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like needles. So if they don't take blood, no problem.
I don't think she's acting right now. Give me one second.
I don't want any money. I want...
I don't want to see you.
I flew out here, got off the plane, and I see all of this on the news.
I get it. I get it. So, who else can you stay with?
I got 15 minutes.
I got a question. Do your toes match?
I got it. I got it. I'm a genius.
I got what?
I guess Joe's running a little bit late from practice.
I guess she inherited more than just your charm.
I guess you'd say
I have a playoff game this weekend.
I have a visitor here at reception.
I have an answer to your question, P.
I have to practice.
I have to see you.
I have to warm up.
I just can't believe that the Sara I knew
I just care about her.
I just don't see him getting through this.
I just joined the dad team, and I'm still learning all these plays.
I just knew you were one of those parents.
I just sent them.
I just want to go home with Aunt Karen.
I know what happened.
I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch. Here we go.
I know.
I know. I know what you want. I get it. It's what the world wants.
I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much.
I love you, Daddy. I want to come home.
I love you, too.
I love you, too. Bye.
I mean a real bedtime story, Joe.
I mean, he's missing wide open receivers.
I mean, he's teaching me that you can do anything
I mean, is it as good as they promised?
I mean, it's true that mothers are definitely smarter
I mean, my dad says your chili cheese fries rock.
I mean, Spike really misses you, he...
I mean, think about it...
I miss you so much already.
I missed eight years of Peyton's life. And I'm not going to miss any more.
I need my bed back.
I never should've come here.
I own Fanny's Burgers, honey.
I rationalized that I was doing the right thing in keeping her from you.
I remember how happy I was when my kids were born.
I said sixty six, slot seam left on three. On three. Ready?
I said turn them off!
I said, "Listen, I'm the greatest. "
I sort of e mailed and changed the drop off location.
I sound like this, "I'm sorry"? Cinnamon!
I think she said you have a killer smile, bro.
I thought the team would be better off without me.
I told you, they bumped up shoot. I have to catch last flight to Paris.
I want to go home now with Aunt Karen.
I was doing some stuff.
I was planning to tell you, Joe. I really was, but...
I was starting to get worried.
I was talking to...
I wonder why I am
I would do anything to keep that beautiful smile on your face.
I wouldn't underestimate the power of the father.
I'd want her here with me
I'll be back.
I'll pay for the therapy.
I'll show you to the family waiting room.
I'll show you.
I'll tell you, Kingman continues to show his toughness.
I'm allergic to nuts.
I'm eight.
I'm going to ask you some questions
I'm going to buy you an iPod.
I'm going to Fanny's Burgers.
I'm going to go and wash the dishes.
I'm going to show you who the real king is, Joe.
I'm going to take my daughter home.
I'm gonna go get everybody some coffee.
I'm gonna need you to drink up.
I'm hungry.
I'm Joe Kingman, baby! The quarterback of the Boston Rebels.
I'm late.
I'm looking to confiscate Sanders' man card,
I'm Monique Vasquez, the lady with the ballet school,
I'm not giving you 28 grams of empty carbohydrates.
I'm not going to be an enchanted tree. I'm a quarterback!
I'm not going to yell.
I'm Peyton's dad.
I'm really banged up, P.
I'm so afraid you'll be angry with me
I'm sorry, but I guess Peyton's allergic to our dog.
I'm sorry. I forgot I had my phone turned off from the flight.
I'm still Joe.
I'm supposed to be studying at a special ballet program this month
I'm sure maybe we can work something out?
I'm telling you guys, these aren't the normal onion rings.
I'm telling you. It's terrible timing.
I'm the janitor, Joe's the mop, and Peyton's the mess.
I'm the only one that talks.
I've also got this. It's my birth certificate.
I've been doing it for a month now!
I've got great instincts.
I've got sunshine
I've got the month of May
Idiot.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.
If not, he would never let Maddox
If nothing else really matters,
If she does turn out to be yours,
If they win, they guarantee themselves a spot in the playoffs.
If you asked me what my favorite thing to do was, I would say ballet.
If you could only save one thing in a fire, what would it be?
If you get in an accident, the air bag will hurt me.
If you think you can handle it, then...
If you've got motivation and determination.
In Africa with you.
In medicine.
In the first round of the playoffs.
In what could be the final play of the season
In what should be a tremendous showdown.
In which Denver narrowly escaped with a 34 30 victory.
Indeed it was, Jay. Indeed it was.
Indianapolis claims that they're going to send us on a long vacation.
Instead of her specially designed $ 10,000 orthopedic bed
Instinct.
Is anyone else hungry?
Is his passion for the game.
Is make sure that she knows you love her
Is nothing sacred?
Is right here, in the heart.
Is Spike wearing a tutu?
Is Tatianna your girlfriend?
Is that all you can say for yourself, is "Karen"?
Is that all you got?
Is that her bag?
Is there a ballet school close by?
Is there the teeniest, tiniest possibility that this child could be yours?
Is will Joe Kingman finally get a chance at glory?
Is your coat Bedazzled?
Is your heart filled with pain
Isn't your mom picking you up?
It controls the world. And you don't need to touch it.
It has come down to this.
It is caught!
It looks like he was hit by a truck.
It says here that your mom is not coming back for a month.
It was a shock at first, but nothing's changed.
It wasn't... It wasn't so bad.
It's a new year.
It's absolutely terrible timing. With the...
It's all mine! This is all me! This is my towel.
It's beautiful.
It's going to be fine. They're going to take good care of her.
It's just like a restaurant over there. Only not so much.
It's my restaurant.
It's okay.
It's on the news.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
It's ridiculous.
It's right there. See?
Joe is in an ice bath.
Joe Kingman and all of Boston will finally get the chance
Joe Kingman must be banged up pretty bad.
Joe Kingman, finally a champion.
Joe Kingman, the quarterback. How about that, huh?
Joe will be dragged through the mud. His endorsements torpedoed.
Joe,
Joe, did you really think the team was going to miss this?
Joe, it's your call.
Joe, they've got Camille fingernail polish!
Joe, what is an 8 year old girl doing in a nightclub at 3:00 in the morning?
Joe, you're a 30 something now, not a 20 something.
Joe!
Joe! Joe!
Joe?
Joe?
Joe.
Joe. Joe, don't forget I got that publicity shoot set up for you today.
Joe. Joe, where are you?
Joe's daughter?
Joe's juice.
Just checking. Let's go! Huddle up!
Just for catching everything I've thrown at you all these years.
Just got to add a little bit of bubble bath.
Just like her!
Just one more question.
Just past your bedtime?
Just to hang around with the sorry likes of that.
Karen?
Keep it coming.
King on the couch!
King's here, Danville. I got it. King's here.
Kingman drops back, he's... Oh, defenders are coming around.
Kingman has his team at the line.
Kingman is on the run. He's inside the five.
Kingman looking downfield. He has Sanders.
Kingman on the run.
Kingman out of the gun, takes a look.
Kingman with some fancy footwork.
Kingman. Back to throw. He's forced out of the pocket.
Knocked out of bounds at the 17.
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen,
Lean back, relax, and listen to the story.
Leave us a message. Bye.
Leave us a message. Bye.
Less than a minute remaining in the first half.
Let me see how she does today. Okay?
Let's do it.
Let's do that. No problem.
Let's get Webber.
Let's go watch my MVP take your 25 million, shall we?
Let's go, Paul Pierce. Time to come through.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Eat.
Let's go. No huddle.
Let's just see how many Fanny's kiddie meals he sells first.
Let's keep it bottled up until after the playoffs.
Let's try that one again.
Lifting Joe Kingman onto that gurney.
Like I said, please don't touch. Fingerprints. I don't like fingerprints.
Like that?
Like...
Listen, Bratty McPain in the Butt,
Listen, I don't care how ridiculous either of us looks out there, okay?
Listen, I finally got to a phone. I want you to tell me everything.
Listen, I got a question for you.
Listen, if you're going to make the pros, you have to get your appetite up.
Listen, Mr. Kingman,
Listen, Peyton, what Stella's trying to say here is
Listen, she's a friend. I'm gonna need you to clean up all this.
Listen, sometimes a quarterback has got to think on his feet
Listen, you better eat your food before it gets cold.
Listen, you just can't come walking into strangers' homes like this.
Little girls don't speak "football," Joe.
Little one!
Little one. You can do it. Your strength is in here.
Look at this. Look at this. Artwork in the locker, huh?
Look like minimum wage.
Look out.
Look, lady. I don't know what kind of parent I am.
Look, P, you know the whole "playbook for the house" thing?
Looks like an anaphylactic reaction. Set her down.
Love it. I love this room. This is awesome.
Lucky for us he did.
Made by Dr. Johan Gustavo, of Switzerland.
Margarita?
Marv, I've never seen a quarterback
Marv, this is Joe Kingman's moment. Can he deliver?
Marv, what is this?
Maybe a smidgen of the cream.
Maybe I'll... I'll try and... We'll get somebody...
Me either.
Miss Monique. These are for you.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm?
Mmm?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Money's no object, as you probably know.
More like a safety blitz.
Move, move! Move!
Mr. Kingman, I informed you from the start
Mr. Kingman?
Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella.
My Bedazzler. Doesn't Camille look pretty?
My dad didn't have much of a heads up on this whole father thing
My dad's not a quitter. And he never says no.
My dog, my bed, my car, my TV, my stereo...
My doll has hair plugs for some reason.
My father took me to my first ballet class.
My father.
My girl
My girl
My girl... Peyton!
My guess is that it means you have a playoff game this weekend.
My hard work goes down the drain.
My Heisman.
My legs! I got to play on Sunday. Hello? I need help. I need help!
My limited edition Joe Kingman sneakers.
My mom said she fell in love with you because of your guitar playing.
My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas.
My mom says...
My mom!
My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.
My name?
My name's not on this.

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