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Domino

Domino

"Domino" is an exhilarating action-thriller film released in 2019, directed by Brian De Palma. With a gripping storyline and a stellar cast, the movie takes viewers on a heart-pounding ride filled with suspense, danger, and unexpected twists.

The lead role of the film, Domino Harvey, is portrayed by the talented actress Keira Knightley. Domino is a tough and relentless bounty hunter who gets caught up in a high-stakes game when a dangerous terrorist organization threatens her life. Knightley's performance is mesmerizing, as she flawlessly embodies the character's determination and fearlessness.

Joining Knightley in the cast is Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman, who plays the enigmatic and wise mentor to Domino. Freeman's captivating presence is perfect for his character, providing guidance and adding an additional layer of mystery to the plot.

Rounding out the cast is Danish actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, widely known for his role as Jaime Lannister in the hit series "Game of Thrones." Coster-Waldau portrays the charismatic and cunning antagonist, adding complexity to the film's conflict and raising the stakes for Domino's mission.

With De Palma at the helm, "Domino" showcases his signature directorial style, blending suspense, action, and intense visuals to create a captivating cinematic experience. Known for his previous works such as "Scarface" and "Mission: Impossible," De Palma's expertise shines through in every scene, keeping the audience on the edge of their seats.

To further enhance the movie experience, the "Domino" soundtrack, composed by Pino Donaggio, complements the intense and gripping nature of the film. From adrenaline-pumping action sequences to moments of suspense, the meticulously crafted music contributes to the overall atmosphere and serves as the perfect accompaniment to the story.

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Indulge in the excitement of "Domino" as Knightley, Freeman, and Coster-Waldau navigate a dangerous cat-and-mouse game that will keep you guessing until the very end. Play and download the sounds here to unlock the full potential of this captivating action-thriller.

A bounty hunter.
A counterfeit driver's licence racket?
A couple of losers, right?
A ferret on crystal meth.
A few hours after he got out of lockup.
A human being is usually born with how many toes?
A Mountain Dew. Do you have Moonpie?
A real good plan, baby... a good plan.
A week later, I was expelled.
A week later, Sammy died.
A woman named Domino will tell her
A word you're fucking saying.
Abandoned at the Hoover Dam.
According to Locus, they stopped for gas.
After 6 months, Claremont hired Alf to drive us around.
After Dad passed on, my mum's agenda was to hit the town
Alf, come on!
Alf, go grab all the footage, every tape you see. Come on!
Alf, what the fuck are you doing in there?!
Alf!
Alf!
Alf!
All I know, if this joker delivers the First Ladies,
All right, 60 seconds. Here's the question.
All right, bathroom window, 5minutes.
All right, boys, we're in business.
All right, boys, we're in business.
All right, come on, princess, spit it out.
All right, gentlemen, let's make sure that those bags are packed with my money,
All right, gentlemen. Sounds like we got a little situation here.
All right, on my go.
All right, y'all, Lateesha done...
All right.
All right.
All that matters is that my mission is complete.
All we want is the money.
All you did is put a death sentence on my grandbaby. That's all you did.
All you got to show for it is
An empty bank account and, IBS.
An LA Weekly advert strewn across the ground.
An unusual combination.
And a slim...
And at one point within the next decade,
And at the centre of this puzzle, there's a child,
And at the instructions of your employer,
And death will be no more.
And every human being that we track down
And everyone in between.
And find another husband with a boatload of cash.
And Frances was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
And I can track down and deliver these thieves to you for a small finder's fee.
And I love my job.
And I need you to get there right at 7pm.
And it's not going to work.
And Jacqueline Onassis just to her left.
And my bounty hunters can and will track down these thieves.
And nothing else."
And say, "Not until I speak with my attorney."
And see you all over Jerry Springer.
And speak in short sentences because he has the attention span
And then deliver them to Drake Bishop,
And then I'm gonna whip your goddamn girlfriend's ass.
And this is a very sick child.
And this kid in there...
And to our female friends here today,
And unless we all get equal coverage,
And we'll let these bounty hunters go.
And what happens if you don't deliver?
And what we see...
And when she is older...
And you will die contorted, and you will die unforgiven.
And you're a...
And your life will never be the same.
And, look...
And, she can't get out by herself.
And?
And... she's only 28.
Angel of fire.
Another one of Claremont's network of stooges.
Anything else?
Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything, she should be in the centre.
APATT...
Apparently, they call themselves the First Ladies.
Are those real bones?
Are we on? Now?
Are we rolling?
Are working on a plan to get money for Mika.
Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez has been running
Are you serious? OK, don't look at me that way.
Are you wearing makeup?
Armoured car business.
Armoured car service, bounty hunter service.
Arrived here, at the arse end of the Nevada Desert
As a platform for some kind of progressive race modification proposal?
As for that other world, that 90210 world,
As to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black.
Ask them politely where the money is.
At his or her court date,
At the local gang banger hangout across the street.
At the tender age of 14,
Avery sick child.
Baby, I'm here!
Back in the day, we did the bus tour thing together.
Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton were next.
Based on Claremont's plan,
Because of cunts like me?
Beckett had just brokered an underhanded deal with Cigliutti.
Belonged to the mob.
Bishop whacked Frances and Chuckie.
Bishop's attorney had put his boss in business with the mob.
Bishop's clean reputation was a great cover for laundered cash.
Bitch...
Blactino, black Asian, hispasian, OK?
Brian Austin Green. Domino.
Brian...
Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant.
Brings too much attention.
But I'll admit...
But I'm guessing it's nothing new.
But I'm impressed. I'm very impressed.
But it didn't work out.
But it seemed to pass him by.
But that's another story.
But that's not what they were really after.
But they'd left without it.
But this child will be a great leader someday.
But too shy to ever do anything about it.
But you should know, sir, that I employ bounty hunters,
But...
By the way, there are a couple of FBI agents here that want to talk to you.
Can y'all dig what l'm saying?
Cash?
Certainly not up to your mother's.
Check this out, y'all... japanic.
Chi Chi!
Chi Chi!
Chi Chi?
Chin****! What you are is chin****!
Chispanic, koreaspanic, and last but not least,
Choco grew up on the streets of Venezuela.
Choco, go get him.
Choco, you cover the rear.
Choco. Sorry.
Christ almighty, it's the goddamned First Ladies.
Claremont didn't provide them?
Claremont fed us a fake story about the First Ladies.
Claremont laid it all out on the table.
Claremont negotiated a findera's fee for 300,000 dollars.
Claremont was Charlie to our three Angels.
Claremont was godfather to us all.
Claremont Williams III...
Claremont Williams, bail bondsman,
Clearly you've never been to the sleaze nation of our Queen Mother.
Cocksuckers gonna pay.
Cocoa... Choco.
College was even worse. Mum convinced me to join a sorority.
Come meet Domino.
Come on, Alf!
Come on, boy. I'm gonna whip your ass,
Come on, guys! It's time to go!
Come on, move! Getup. Come on.
Come on, you and me.
Come on! 110%.
Come on. Come on, baby.
Come over here, good looking.
Cool temperatures, though. We should be at 76 degrees.
Could be. Who knows if this Claremont Williams
Could you... could you be a little bit more specific about that?
Crime boss Anthony Cigliutti.
Cynthia, you changed the fucking font on the promo! Why?
Dad?
Darling. I love you, love you.
David!
Decided to pull out and cut their losses.
Delicate little thing like you want to be a goddamn bounty hunter?
Deliver them to the Needles DMV,
Did you ever hear of Stevie Ray Vaughan?
Did you get the broken fuckin' nose?
Did you just say "blactino"?
Disgusting!
Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Do I look South American to you? I don't understand
Do you believe the government should recognise these racial subgroups?
Do you know the child I speak of?
Do you know this man?
Do you know why I really became a bounty hunter?
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Does your grandmother hunt?
Domino Harve e e ey!
Domino, Domino, give the goddamn num chucks a rest already.
Domino, Domino, now, listen to me.
Domino, I want you to meet the co hosts of Bounty Squad.
Domino, if I could take it all back, I would.
Domino, we got a problem.
Domino, you cover the side.
Domino.
Domino.
Don't listen to her. Keep filming.
Don't tell me it was a fucking hijacking.
Done!
Done! OK.
Down at City Terrace Community Hospital.
Ed Moseby will take the podium, and he will begin the seminar
Ed On my go.
Ed, what did you do before you were a bounty hunter?
Edna, Chi Chi's in doggie hell.
Edna! You beautiful thing, come on out.
Either way, you've got no one to blame but yourself.
Equal coverage, or we all walk.
Especially you, Barbara.
Especially you, Barbara.
Even if it costs him his life.
Ever heard of the Beverly Hills Gun Club?
Everybody wants a goddamn job.
Exactly. Why would you use Jerry Springer
Excuse me?
Excuse the fuck out of us!
Finder's fee? That's bullshit.
First cousins.
First of all, first of all, honey, let me tell you,
First of all, you don't even look Latino.
First of all...
First priority was to cut loose the crew and sabotage the footage.
First, she ain't on the team yet.
For 200 dollars, Louise gave us her boyfriend's whereabouts
For a 10% fee,
For about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point.
For all humanity,
For all the women of mixed race in America.
For being America's youngest grandmother.
For fuck's sake, Alf!
For the past six months.
For we know not what we do,
Forgive us, O Lord, for our daily trespasses...
Frances and Charles Cigliutti.
Frances! Frances!
Frances! Frances!
Frequently when the collateral
From an armoured car that was subsequently found
From my family.
From one, blactino woman to another...
From that day on, Eddie, Choco, and I were inseparable.
Fuck 'em all.
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em. They don't know.
Fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business.
Fuck off. I love Pat Benatar.
Fuck you and the fuckin' po pos, bitch!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck, this shit's intense.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck. You serious?
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fuckin' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us.
Fuckin' shoot him!
Fucking 90210. I couldn't get away from it.
Fucking Mafia crime boss children to be executed.
Fucking... fucking... fucking...
Gentlemen...
Get off.
Get out! Get out of the car!
Get the fuckin' camera off me right now, please.
Give me a break, Pat. What do you want?
Go home and don't ask any questions.
Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Let's go!
Go.
Go.
God created me in His image.
God help us. God help us all.
God, he should be here any second. Here he is.
God.
Goddamn!
Good bye, Frances.
Good bye, Lateesha.
Guys, it's time. We need the bounty hunters.
Guys.
Guys.
Has a record in the DMV database.
Has made some significant changes to the RV.
He decided that explosives would be his speciality.
He did a term in Soledad and a term in Angola,
He didn't give me anything.
He didn't have a nickel in his pocket or a place to sleep.
He died when I was a little girl.
He fucked it up 'cause he tried to take all of it.
He had always wanted to be part of the revolution
He had the combination to the safe tattooed on it.
He heard my story at some cocktail party.
He invested in a restaurant called the Hard Rock Cafe.
He knew Frank Sinatra.
He once ate a cat.
He said he liked your suit.
He said, "Remove the right arm."
He speaks perfect fuckin' English. He just thinks it's cute
He stabbed another kid in the eyeball with a pencil.
He was standing there in a pair of those jailhouse slippers.
He was sure they'd nabbed the cash. Straight up double cross.
He will wipe away every tear from their eyes,
He's an entertainment lawyer, some shit firm.
He's from Afghanistan.
He's my boss, my mentor,
He's so attractive.
He's still alive, Edna!
He's worth a billion dollars, 10 million of it recently stolen.
Heads, you live.
Heads, you live.
Heads, you live.
Heads, you live.
Heads, you live. Tails, you die.
Hector was hiding underneath her bed all along.
Heh. I knew Frank.
Hello, Mr Stevens. How are you?
Hello? Where are you?!
Her car was in the shop.
Her white cell count was dropping fast.
Here's the part
Here's your First Ladies.
Hey, baby, why don't you take a walk and let me handle this?
Hey, Choco.
Hey, Claremont said drop the First Ladies off in Needles,
Hey, Edna...
Hey, how about it? Want to ride some bounty hunter cock?
Hey, Rochelle. Put your mama on the phone.
Hey, there's someone coming.
Hey, wait!
Hey, what do you think, dawg?
Hey, what's happening, baby?
Hey, yeah, what's up?
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Yeah, listen.
Hey...
Hey... So did I.
Hi, Ben.
Hi.
His attorney, Burke Beckett.
His eyebrows never grew back.
His mother Edna worked at the Nedles DMV.
His mother posted bail for him, after he was arrested for a drive by.
His name is Choco, and he's not my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter.
His name is Choco. He's always fancied me,
His name is Frances.
His name's Mark Heiss.
His plan was to ask for a 300,000 dollars finder's fee
Hold on a minute, please.
Holy shit.
How about a pot of coffee, Edna? It's gonna be a long night.
How convenient. The morning you call in sick, I turn on the TV
How did Locus Fender lose his arm?
How does jail sound?
How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later.
How'd you get me in this position, Burke?
Howard Stein, you're under arrest.
I am a bounty hunter.
I am educated, you blactino bitch!
I am with you all the days
I beg you not to get involved with this...
I beg you.
I believe these are the gentlemen who robbed us, sir.
I blew off my own goddamn toe.
I can hear you.
I can live the nasty and not do time for it.
I could feel it in my bones.
I could feel the blood coursing through my veins.
I decided to never invest too much emotion in one thing.
I didn't know this was gonna be a political show.
I don't know.
I don't think you understand who the fuck you're dealing with here.
I drive these bounty hunters for a free Afghanistan.
I employ bounty hunters.
I felt like a hypocrite, given my hatred of all things Hollywood,
I fuckin' love that show.
I got a call yesterday from our health care provider.
I got an armoured truck that's empty. Yeah.
I got an idea.
I guess he had a thing for models.
I guess he had a thing for models.
I hate this!
I hated everything and everyone.
I hated them. I hated them all.
I hope all this is not gonna change you.
I hope to never kill anyone, even if they deserve it.
I just want to get people high, man.
I just...
I kicked ass at the fucking audition. Seriously, I really was great.
I killed a... I killed a squirrel...
I knew in my heart of hearts
I know it comes easy to a fucker like you.
I know that my Eddie and Choco are staring down at me from the afterlife.
I know you.
I know you.
I love you, bro.
I love you, Choco.
I love you, Domino.
I love you.
I make everything... OK.
I make...
I mean, come on, man, she ain't ugly.
I mean, he's a complete loser.
I mean, look at you. You got your hair did, your nails lookin' all good.
I met Choco on the street...
I need clearances.
I need to get...
I now feel a sense of relief that we will meet again.
I own the Williams Brothers Armoured Car Service.
I played music. I was a musician.
I saved her.
I see.
I should let you know that Mr Heiss will only be available to meet
I think it's probably best if we take a look at the tapes.
I think Mr Wonderful is pulling up now.
I think that you're lying. I think you know exactly where the money is.
I think you're just a scared little girl with some serious daddy issues.
I think you're trying to scare me into falsely incriminating myself,
I thought having time on Springer would give me a chance
I told him back off. It's too psychotic.
I told you, never again with that piece of shit.
I tried Beverly Hills High for a spell,
I want a job!
I want to have a little fun.
I want to see what the fuck this bitch is workin' with.
I wanted everyone to know the things I'd done.
I wanted my story told.
I wanted some recognition in the world.
I will bring in a bounty hunter to recapture the defendant,
I will guarantee the amount set by the court.
I will knock you out! Number one!
I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending.
I'll give you a lap dance, bra and panties on.
I'll give you a lap dance.
I'll keep the engine running.
I'll never tell you what it all meant.
I'll never tell you what it all meant.
I'll tell you everything I know.
I'm a criminal psychologist working for the FBI.
I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes, my daughter might be a single mother...
I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know?
I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know?
I'm also a bail bondsman out of Los Angeles,
I'm an actor.
I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta house at Cal West LA.
I'm fast to learn, and nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die.
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep.
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don't make a peep.
I'm her boss, and she's on my team. OK?
I'm here for the bounty hunter seminar.
I'm here to ask you a few questions.
I'm here today to speak
I'm here today to speak for all people of mixed race in America.
I'm listening.
I'm not in the people killing business.
I'm not married.
I'm picturing something... picturing something delicate,
I'm pullin' up right now. Evacuate the van, Tee.
I'm sorry it turned out like this. I won't forget this, Domino.
I'm sorry?
I'm the boss.
I'm the go between for the court and the accused.
I've been training since I was 12.
I've never killed anyone.
Ian Ziering.
Ian, how you doing? You all right? Yeah?
Ian, just do what they say. I don't feel like getting killed.
If I'm on this side of the law, I can live the low life and avoid jail.
If the defendant should fail to appear
If the FBI could link the two men together,
If there was heavy firepower on the other side.
If they don't know, just tell them to start digging their own graves.
If you don't give us the money, we're gonna wax his fucking ass!
If you don't mind me asking you, Mr Bishop,
If you think America is dirt bag central,
If you want to be alone... if you need me, I'll tell you what...
If you're wondering what's true and what isn't,
In 2003, I was named Bounty Hunter of the Year.
In about 10 minutes, a college kid named Frances
In boarding school.
In Needles.
In the desert near the chicken ranch.
In the end, it all came down to fate...
In the meantime, feel free to take a coffee break, pee break, whatever.
In the wrong place at the wrong time.
In this e mail were four social security numbers
Is gonna walk up to your window and ask for 4 counterfeit IDs.
Is he your new boyfriend?
Is in on the heist or not.
Is it on your ankle?
Is it somewhere nasty?
Is it true that you were hired
Is that him?
Is that the guy from Beverly Hills 90210?
Is that you, Domino?
Is that your dad?
Is this an inside job?
Is to presume a home existed in the first place.
Is where it all went wrong.
It can be dangerous when you don't know what to expect from a situation.
It has been a pleasure.
It has been sent to help free Afghanistan.
It just kept getting worse for Lateesha.
It kills you that while I'm coming into my own,
It seems that we have a few things we have to look at.
It turned out the three sassy black women and Raul
It was a pivotal moment in my life.
It was a sign from a higher power.
It was all fun and games at first.
It was her sorry luck they were connected to the mob.
It was the beginning of the end.
It wasn't until later on that I realised
It worked.
It would be the takedown of the century.
It'll pay for my baby's entire operation.
It's "eye an", since birth.
It's a bomb!
It's a koi, actually.
It's a little out of the way, but, very private.
It's all good.
It's always a set up to the pain of losing them.
It's called birth control, bitch!
It's gonna be long as hell.
It's gonna cost you a new windshield.
It's my pussy you'll be dreaming of.
It's never been fucking cute, Choco! I don't fucking understand you!
It's not for me.
It's not unusual for someone like you...
It's official.
It's that horniness in today's society is out of control.
It's time for supper. Come on, baby.
It's too much like Cops.
It's very simple. The... DMV is the de facto conduit
It's... It's... we should sign her.
Jackie Onassis... his real name was Lester Kincaid.
Jenny Jones bitch got cancelled.
Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jesus Christ, Choco. I just got done paying 12.95 for this movie.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, lady.
Jesus, look at that. She just tells it like it is.
Jesus. This guy's a psychopath.
Just like Billy Ocean says: "When the going gets tough..."
Just look at t that luscious action right there. Look at that.
Just relax. Just follow my instructions and we all walk away from this clean.
Just to keep me from signing anything.
Just to numb the pain.
Kee Kee don't make the rules.
Kee Kee Rodriguez.
Kee Kee said that you could deliver the...
Kee Kee said tonight.
Kee Kee, me and Claremont
Kee Kee?
Keep the change.
Kill them all tonight!
Kill them all.
Kill them.
Knives, guns, throwing stars.
Last question for 20 pounds.
Lateesha done dug herself a deep hole,
Lateesha was one of Claremont's many mistresses.
Lateesha was our prime contact at the DMV.
Lateesha, Frances, and the 4 fake IDs
Lateesha.
Lateesha... I need that web link.
Lateesha's assumed the FBI was onto the scam...
Lateesha's granddaughter Mika had a rare blood disease.
Latin petulance. Hold on. Give me a minute with him.
Lester Kincaid, you're going to jail.
Let me cut to the chase 'cause I have to take this call.
Let me isolate it.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something... we all get weak over women.
Let us go.
Let's go home right now!
Let's go! Move it out!
Let's take a ride.
Life as a bounty hunter.
Life or death.
Like a little brother.
Like a rose, or... or a hummingbird.
Like most models, I was bored with life.
Listen, bitch, we've got your son!
Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, OK?
Listen, Edna's armed and dangerous...
Listen, friend...
Listen, I can't even find any warrants in the system for these four.
Listen...
Little did I know that the FBI liked to keep tabs on us bounty hunters.
Little fuckin' pendejo.
Locus Fender was brought in to drive the armoured car,
Locus!
Locus! Fuck 'em. Their loss is our gain.
Look at my face!
Look at these mosquito bites.
Look, I said,
Looks like Night of the Living Dead.
Louise, listen, you can make this easy,
Love him.
Love is a battlefield, baby.
Luscious tits.
Made to counterfeit California driver's licences.
Mama, you got to get the decoder.
Mama! Mama!
Mama! You're not gonna believe this. Mama, come quick!
Mama. Mama.
Man, fuck you, bitch!
Man, I'm gonna get you a pair of glasses.
Man, if I wanted all that, I'd go to a strip joint, motherfucker.
Man, they never show the cum shots in these shitbag motels.
Man, we are so fucked.
Mark Heiss was friends with Mum.
Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen,
May not be the truth.
Maybe you should fuck her mom, too.
Maybe you should...
Mayday, mayday. This is Victor Bravo. We're going down.
Merry Christmas. Did you ever use one of these?
Mescaline.
Mierda! Damn!
Mija, we're in a hole together. We dig together. We're a team.
Miracles. You're all miracles.
Miss Harvey, I suggest you retire.
Miss Harvey, my name is Taryn Mills.
Monkey... monkey bones?
Most of our bond certificates came from Claremont through her.
Mother fuckin' HMOs don't cover grandchildren.
Motherfucker!
Move back, for fuck's sake!
Mr 90210 college boy had found himself
Mr Heiss was very generous in turning over some videotapes to the FBI.
Mr. Bishop? You have an urgent telephone call, sir.
Mum had gotten to Heiss and pulled some strings.
Mum was determined to move us to Beverly Hills.
Mum was horrified and demanded to tag along
Mum was terrified for me.
Mum...
My agenda is to kick ass and secure the bounty.
My agent called and says that I'm too old.
My coin was tossed.
My destiny was life.
My destiny was life.
My first raid was to be a near disaster.
My friend Tina, she thought you were dead.
My fuckin' arm!
My God.
My mum took me to Las Vegas.
My name is Domino Harvey.
My name is Domino Harvey.
My name is Domino Harvey.
My name is Howie, and I am a recovering nymphomaniac.
My poor Chi Chi!
My real father was an actor.
My theft insurance policy will have to fork over that 10 million dollars.
Nancy Reagan turned out to be a sex addict named Howie Stein.
Neither will mourning nor outcry
Nice to see you, darling.
No offence taken.
No offence, Mark, but we both know that this is drivel.
No one could've expected what happened next.
No, I didn't sign on for this shit, Terry. I got punched in the...
No, I'm completely wrong, aren't I, Taryn?
No!
No!
No.
No. Choco never had a home. Well, not unless you count
No. Or is it somewhere else?
Nobody really knows where Ed came from.
Nope.
Nor pain be any more.
Not living up to your expectations.
Now our only chance for survival
Now serving GO86.
Now serving GO86.
Now the bitch was getting personal.
Now, are you in, or are you out?
Now, as a blactino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category
Now, for the Asian subcategories, I got you, sister.
Now, if 2 Live Crew has taught us anything,
Now, in the next few moments,
Now, Mama!
Now, the combination is on my arm.
Now, this occurs most...
Now, you listen to me. Hold on one second.
Now...
Of a ferret on crystal meth.
Of gettin' a blook deal or a correspondence gig on BET.
Of what's become of his little angel.
OK, as I understand it, you brought a mixed race flow chart with you.
OK, drop the weapons!
OK, Ed...
OK, everybody has water...
OK, Jerry is one of the only forums our people have, baby.
OK, Mama.
OK, yeah. Check this out.
OK?
OK? Because I could make your job disappear like that.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. He and three of his friends are gonna hijack an armoured truck.
OK. Make up your fucking mind, 'cause they're about to call my number.
On how to become a bounty hunter.
On my word.
Once.
One thing we'd like to change, though... You said Ian's name wrong.
Or I will face having to repay the court costs myself,
Or I'm gonna flush that fucking arm down the toilet.
Or the guarantee given to the bondsman
Or you can make it real complicated.
Or, no. Maybe it's the name of a man
Or, worse yet, an unfulfilling job.
Our next guest takes pride in the fact
Our tapes show that at 6:23 am,
Owner of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino?
Pampered her whole life...
Phase one... masturbation.
Phew!
Plans have changed. We setup the wrong guys.
Played every goddamn small club that would have us.
Played with Pat Benatar, but that was only when I needed cash.
Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez!
Please, I just supply them with pussy.
Please, Mama.
Please.
Please. Please.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country.
Prove it!
Pull it. Pull the trigger.
Put down the camera. Turn the fucking camera off!
Put her in the conference room.
Put it down, Mama!
Put it down, or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!
Put that down. You know, television... the people watching, those kids...
Put that fucking gun down!
Put that shit down, homey!
Put the fucking gun down!
Put the money in the freezer.
Put your fucking weapon down!
Put your fucking weapon down!
Put your weapon down!
Puta...
Que?

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