Beautiful Girls Edit

A beautiful girl's all powerful and that is as good as love.

A big one.

A life decision, if you will.

A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper your belly with baby kisses.

About five or six hours. If he drives, for sure five...

After about, what, 20 or 30 years?

Ah, forgot what I was going to say.

Ah. So you got someone new?

Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary,

All he ever thinks about is Darian Smalls.

All I'm saying is you have this amazing thing,

All right, buddy. I love you, man.

All right, fuck him. Let's lynch the bastard.

All right, Kev.

All right, put the other arm in.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. I'm outta here. I'll see you at home.

All right. Let's see. Kelly Norman face, six;

Am I right? Life decision? You got the full on Hamlet thing going?

And I assume Sharon won't be accompanying you, right?

And I don't know...

And I'll be Winnie The Pooh to your Christopher Robin.

And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her.

And it kind of blows.

And look my favourite, the shaved pubis.

And my mom's clothes are still hanging in the closet.

And personality well, the sky's the limit.

And Rizzo and Sammy Bean.

And the fact that you are stunning to look at, just makes me insane.

And the skinnies little, tiny niddlers.

And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them.

And uncles aren't sexy.

And we just had a nice time, just relaxed...

And we'll see if you really just broke up with me or not.

And Willie here's a musician.

And worrying about the cobwebs in your womb.

And you guys have got to get a grip,

And...

And...

Andera, this is Tommy...

Are you OK?

Are you Victor? Excuse me, is your name Victor?

As in Marty, named for a grandfather I never even knew Martin.

Ascribe a numerical value face, body, personality.

Beat up my friend, you beat up me! You fuck with me, you fuck with you!

Because she's seeing that meat cutter over there.

Before I settle into the big fade?

Bingeing on Entenmanns and listening to Pink Floyd.

Bobby!

Body good, solid... seven and a half.

Body, eight and a half;

Body, nine and a half...

Body, two; personality, three.

But a guy who can muster up those words is a guy I'll stay with.

But I give you the benefit of the doubt.

But I guess I won't be any more.

But I would rather dread her arrival than not give a shit.

But I'm actually toying with the idea of becoming a citizen.

But if you don't mind me saying, mean as a snake.

But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women,

But if your feelings for me are true, you'll wait.

But it's classic Birdman.

But no less effective because of its pointless colouration.

But nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us.

But we don't choose these things.

Bye, Marty.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Came here. Pike is runnin'. Haven't caught a thing.

Can I ask a question? How long have you been with your boyfriend?

Can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger

Can you think of anything better?

Can't dance to it.

Car trouble, fellas?

Carmen Swisher.

Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul.

Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man all 12 parts.

Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh. That's how it ended.

Come back and see us, Will.

Come on, Elle. Let's get some air.

Come on, Tommy. I have to give you your real present.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. At least open it.

Come over for brunch. Sarah'll make her waffles.

Congratulations to all of us.

Cool?

Cool.

Cool.

Cos I hope to learn someday about what you're doing.

Cos I think whatever it is, it'll be amazing.

Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano.

Cute.

Dad's parked in front of the TV all the time

Daddy, what's going on?

Damn.

Darian.

Definitely.

Did you eat today? Did you eat anything?

Did you guys fuck up Rossmore?

Did you hear Andera went back to Chicago?

Do you know Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened to her?

Do you know who you look like? Ally Sheedy.

Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point?

Doing my presentation on sub zero water removal.

Don't drink too much punch.

Don't fuck with me, man.

Don't shovel much, do you?

Don't waltz in here with your big city bullshit.

Don't worry about them, either. This is me and you.

Each and every one.

Either way, you lose. If you win, she's bangin' him.

Every time I see your kid smiling at me.

Every time Sharon sees Birdy thinking about Darian,

Exactly sorta.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly. I knew you'd understand.

Excuse me?

Face good, solid... seven and a half.

Face, one;

Face, seven;

Falcon Eddie.

Food for the hungry, drink for the thirsty...

Frank just called. Tommy got the shit kicked out of him.

Frank, who did this?

Free apps! I got free apps.

Fuck that. What right does she have to do that?

Fuck, man. Who told her?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck. You.

Fuckers that date models, they got it made.

Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit...

Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man.

Fuckin' showed him.

Fucking working class towns, man.

Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude.

Getting a call from her makes your day, like seeing a shooting star.

Getting over him, that's the hard part. I know. Believe me, I know.

Girls here see a tool belt, they get moist.

Girls with big tits have big asses.

Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes.

Go get 'em, Kev.

God doesn't fuck around. He's fair.

God you were something in those days.

Going back to Chicago.

Good night, Darian.

Good night, sweet girl.

Good night, sweet girl. That's all it takes.

Good.

Good.

Got that boob thing going for her, though.

Gotcha.

Great.

Great.

Guys, Andera.

Hamlet? Danish prince, couldn't make decisions.

Happy Birthday, Birdy.

Have you seen her?

He didn't need him any more.

He doesn't desire new experiences, new women, nothing. Look at him.

He dorked out on me. I'm not into him any more.

He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits

He gets to make you happy, spend evenings with you...

He had Pooh when he was a child. When he matured,

He has a concussion, two broken ribs and took about 30 stitches.

He has the puck! He shoots, he scores. Yes! Two nothing.

He makes you happy?

He said it's snowing and that somebody should...

He seemed a little short.

He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed.

He's jealous of you, you getting to do all that with her.

He's like a retard that doesn't know any better.

He's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental.

He's not my friend, he lives in my house.

He's OK. He's into male contraception which is nice for a change.

He's the proprietor. He's got the lingo down.

Hello, Dad.

Hello, Tom.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Darian.

Hey, darlin', just go back inside. I'll be right in.

Hey, kids.

Hey, Marty!

Hey, Marty.

Hey, Mitch.

Hey, Stinky Womack re opened The Johnson Inn.

Hey, watch the Stinky stuff. I'm a proprietor now.

Hey, what you doin' out so late?

Hey, when did the Ryans move out?

Hey, Willie!

Hey, you're looking great.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Darian. Good to see you.

Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late. I'm sorry. Is Sharon home?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. A bottle of your best champagne, please.

Holy shit!

Holy shit. Fuck!

Hook you up with some vice grips, ratchet...

How can she live with a man who stinks of brisket?

How come you're not at the reunion?

How do I compete with a life that is impossible for you to have again?

How I got here, you know?

How I'm not anything like...

How you doin', bud?

How you doin'? Want some wine to warm you up?

How you getting up there?

How's Sharon?

I am not stupid.

I am now going to check your freezer for human heads.

I can't be a Pooh.

I can't believe you're not gonna go.

I can't buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick into my wife.

I can't wait to show you the house.

I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman.

I didn't even see you!

I don't appreciate you burying my driveway like some obsessed lunatic.

I don't judge. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game.

I don't know about "little". I'm the tallest girl in my class.

I don't know but you both look beautiful.

I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her in months.

I don't know, let's see. Face...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Cos I want to.

I don't know. I guess. He's OK.

I don't know. I've been pretty successful at it.

I don't know. It's just a call. You don't think you are?

I don't know. It's Tommy's birthday next week.

I don't know. Why?

I don't know. You just want to say to her in all sincerity,

I don't know. You're a dude in flux.

I don't mean here, I mean how I got here...

I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth

I feel that I should explain.

I get to be some vile old man, like... What's his name?

I got an extra one I can lend you, Steve.

I got customers.

I got no feeling about that. I got a feeling of overwhelming ambivalence.

I got roaches, I got termites and I got Paul.

I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here.

I gotta go.

I gotta go. Just go inside, will you?

I have to wait for you, Pete?

I have worked it so that he has no idea.

I heard about this. They're trying to create a new market.

I hit a cow and he could slice me some steaks.

I hope we stay in touch.

I just want something beautiful.

I just... I want to apologise.

I knew it. Your dad's kind of a sad guy.

I like that. Stinky's. It would look good on the matches.

I like to mash snow, it gives me a sense of self satisfaction.

I look for that in a man. The ones who make me miserable never last.

I love him.

I love you, baby.

I may grow to be 5' 10".

I really do.

I saw her. She's really pretty.

I spoke to Jan this morning and it's obvious she no longer cares.

I spoke to Tracy. She's coming up for the reunion.

I tell you what. Drink your shot, go back to your boys,

I think you Knight's Ridge boys take the ladies way too seriously.

I told Steven the reunion would be a total bore.

I told you, we just talked.

I used to have a weight problem. You called me Peter the Eater.

I want you to come inside.

I was actually jealous of this little kid on a bike,

I was just gonna be leaving.

I was just showing off.

I was out with your friend Paul.

I was trying to help you out. You're such a knucklehead.

I wonder how I'll survive.

I, um...

I...

I'll be 18 and we can walk through this world together.

I'll be here if you need me.

I'll be hot.

I'll be the laughing stock of the Brownies.

I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy.

I'll call you tomorrow, all right?

I'll see you later.

I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane.

I'm easy, I know.

I'm flattered, Bobby.

I'm formed and you're not. You have changes to go through.

I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future.

I'm glad you're home, man.

I'm goin'. Come on.

I'm gonna go inside.

I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley.

I'm gonna go.

I'm just lying here and I'm wondering...

I'm just trying to save my family here, man, all right?

I'm laying low. You have fun.

I'm looking for Victor the meat cutter.

I'm not even close to the guy I thought I'd end up being.

I'm not feeling good. I just need to go in quick.

I'm not goin' inside.

I'm not gonna do that.

I'm OK.

I'm serious, Jan.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Could you just tell her that I stopped by?

I'm still not sure they're broken up.

Ice cold martini. Van Morrison.

If nice is London, they are Tokyo.

If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete

If you had an ounce of self esteem, of self worth, of self confidence,

If you lose, you lose 20 bucks. Not a smart bet.

Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out,

In her smile, in her soul,

In ten years, she'll be 23, I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal.

In the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK.

Irish.

Is that Mo?

Is that right? I gotta meet this Tracy.

Is the couch OK?

It drives me crazy, OK? And...

It is the bane of my existence.

It ought to be Stinky's big sign...

It really was superb, Tracy.

It really was superb, Tracy.

It was your special night, Tommy.

It would be nice if when we were making love, you'd be thinking of me.

It'll be just like the old days.

It's a good one.

It's a lonely house you got.

It's a tough call. You're a bastard.

It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions.

It's all right. I'm sure she's just gonna walk right back out.

It's all right. It's a little weird.

It's amazing that there's a guy that gets to do things with you.

It's another pound when she looks in the mirror.

It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely.

It's going to get old, OK?

It's good.

It's like the Wizard of Oz. It was in your own backyard.

It's making me nuts. It's making you nuts.

It's nice to be able to walk after dark.

It's not a sexual thing. This is...

It's not brown.

It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy?

It's not funny, but it is true.

It's not like he was that innocent.

It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him.

It's on Saturday. I mean...

It's one big conspiracy. Leave it alone.

It's pretty lively around here.

It's ridiculous.

It's snowing. I can't believe I'm gonna have to plough tonight.

It's unbelievable. They haven't liked anyone since Steve McQueen died.

It's very good.

It's weird.

It's...

It's... five, six hours.

Jan? Outside.

Jan's a vegetarian. He's a meat cutter.

Jan's banging some meat cutter.

Jesus!

Jesus.

Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.

Joking. You really got to chill, Will.

Just get out.

Just go inside.

Just please don't make a scene.

Just that I gotta think beyond a couple times a week.

Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid and she's 45.

Kelly Norman.

Kristen's with my folks.

Later, Pooh.

Less intense and emotionally possessed than normal,

Let me ask you something. What do I do?

Let me explain something, my friend.

Let me see if I got this straight.

Let's get the party started.

Let's go, honey.

Like me.

Like on a date?

Like some Nabokov character.

Like some old fat, hairy, fat, stinky, putrid man.

Like what?

Like you've been drinking Jack all morning.

Listen, how come you never came down that weekend? I had the whole thing.

Listen, I just came by to say goodbye.

Listen, I'll see you in a minute.

Listen, maybe I'll come down and visit.

Look at Paul models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson.

Look at the hair. It's long, flowing like a river.

Look who's talking, Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis.

Look, I know what you're saying and I know how bad it looks,

Look, Mommy.

Look, this does present a moral dilemma.

Look. It'll be great. We'll be there alone.

Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy,

Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that?

Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin, the lovely Andera.

Make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison...

Man, was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falcon Eddie?

Marty.

Maybe if I threw him a party with all his friends

Maybe you're a librarian heating up soup for one

Michael and my father, they both fall off the boat, right into the lake.

Miss, would you check on room 309, please?

Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening.

Mohammed, one white wine, please.

Mom, it's all right. Go to bed.

My attempts at conversation, so I'm gonna reach into my bag of tricks...

My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there.

My hero.

My high school reunion.

My next girlfriend's gonna be a six foot tall model.

My teacher's exact comment after my first recital Rhapsody In Blue.

My way of saying I don't wanna grow old?

Named after a grandfather she never even knew.

Never let 'em behind, Will.

Nice playing, Will.

Nice. They're as far away from nice as...

No 'buca. What's the matter? No Sambuca this time?

No literary reference left unturned. How do you figure Pooh?

No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh,

No plan.

No, I think it's your way of saying you don't want to grow up.

No, I... I think I am.

No, it's gonna take longer than that. We could just pull in here.

No, no. Marty.

No, we put the fear of God into him. He was a real shit.

No, you've taken care of that.

No.

No.

No.

No. I guess not.

Not usually.

Not what one doesn't want, got it?

Not with another person.

Nothing.

Now I know what I'm doing this spring.

Now, where were we, shithead?

Of you alone, 57, 58, walking around, your hair in a bun

Oh shit, that's her? That's her name? She's good.

Oh, Darian? It's over.

Oh, guys, look what we have here.

Oh, I feel faint!

Oh, it's good to see you.

Oh, man, this should be fun.

Oh, man!

Oh, please!

Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it "piss" but weren't moving any units.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit...

Oh, they're gonna be late.

Oh, we'll make a scene. You don't need this.

Oh, what do you mean?

Oh, wow!

Oh. Wow.

OK, I had to ask. To be honest, I don't find you at all attractive.

OK, sweetie. Come on. We'll go home, OK?

OK, you've spurned both my sexual advances,

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. All I'm saying is you got to take all this down because it's creepy...

OK. Fuck it.

OK. No, that's fair.

OK. Very good.

On a frozen lake with just an oil light to guide your way?

One more.

One more.

Only until baseball season starts.

Only when faced with losing me do you decide to do this.

Otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy.

Our motto "Go ugly early".

Our puckered boobs hi, Bob our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate.

Paul, I'm gonna get up and make the biggest scene you can imagine.

Paul, no. No Jethro Tull.

Personality good, solid...

Personality, four.

Pitchers and catchers report in two months, three weeks and six days.

Play quarters, whatever you frat boys do and I'll get out of your hair.

Play something else.

Plus commission and... I don't know. They'll let me know.

Promise, the promise of a better day,

Pubic hair being so unruly and all.

Really?

Right.

Right.

Right. Right.

Right. You sure you don't need a ride?

Rolled into the fact that you're a successful lawyer

Romeo And Juliet, the dyslexic version.

Rossmore. He and his buddies.

Ryans? I don't know. Last year.

Salesmen are uncles.

Say, didn't you used to be Darian Smalls?

Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels.

Scoot over.

See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean?

See what a man has to go through for love?

See who's here?

See ya.

See you around.

See you, fellas.

See you.

See, I think it's Knight's Ridge.

Selfish? Let me explain something.

Seven and a half.

Sharon, Steven...

Sharon?

Sharon? She's OK, you know?

Sharon? What?

She can make you feel high for the greatest commodity known to man

She is a honey limbed lovely.

She looks sorta like you.

She makes those herself.

She polluted the air, as far as I'm concerned.

She ran out of that restaurant like a maniac, but I guess later,

She realised she didn't give a shit.

She was in The Breakfast Club with the Estevez brothers.

She was supposed to stay for the reunion, but she just left.

She's amazing. What is your malfunction?

She's fine.

She's gorgeous.

She's in Fistful Of Vixens.

She's like one of those kids Sally Struthers feeds paste to.

She's my cousin. We fell out and we don't speak in public.

She's my ex girlfriend. We broke up after seven years

She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though.

She's one of the good ones. Why do we always fuck up the good ones?

She's right. At first, you'll have these visions

She's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, nice rack...

She's smart, she's funny... she's hot...

She's... She's my book keeper.

Shit!

Shit.

Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy.

Show time is 12:30 here on Sports Central.

Sit down here. It's a better view.

So do Tracy now.

So he deserved that? You see his face?

So he's perfectly content.

So how are you holding up? Are you in pain?

So how come you're coming back with me?

So how is it?

So how's everything at home?

So now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty.

So there's no way she's getting sperm from him.

So what part of Chicago you from?

So what? I wanna have kids, too, but what's the rush?

So what? What are you saying?

So why did you come back?

So why the sad face?

So you gonna marry that girl in NYC?

So you wanna end this?

So you're the alcoholic, high school buddy shit for brains?

So you're the little neighbourhood Lolita?

So, about that girlfriend?

So, he's not really... Right.

So, listen... I like this.

So, tell me something. What do you kids...?

So, this is my thing, you see.

So, um... So what do we do?

So, where are your buddies?

So, Willie, you gonna play something or what?

So?

So? I didn't like the alternative. That's how one comes to a decision.

So...

So... you like this guy Andrew?

Sorry about tonight.

Sorry...

Spider, let me explain. This is my domain.

Stanley, you kill me.

Stay cool. Stay cool forever.

Steve.

Stinky's cousin. He's related!

Stupid truck.

Sunday papers. Got you.

Superb.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Surprise!

Susan.

Take care, man.

Take it easy.

Take it, buddy.

Take the fucking ring!

Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. That'll be fine.

Thanks, Frank.

Thanks, Stan.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I was on a date.

That little girl was cute. What was her name? Marcy?

That this is my way of postponing the inevitable?

That was delicious. Really superb, Tracy.

That was nice. Really nice.

That'd be convenient. Save you the guilt? I end it?

That's a football field.

That's a good point.

That's as good as love.

That's cos I don't show up at your parties drunk.

That's it.

That's nice, honey.

That's nice.

That's the saddest thing I ever heard.

The best years of your life were high school,

The big fade? That's an awful way to put it.

The cavalry has arrived. Assholes.

The hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved...

The man can't commit.

The one who gets all of her orifices penetrated by those circus midgets?

The promise of a greater hope,

The promise of a new tomorrow.

The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are bottled promise.

The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant in five minutes.

Then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?!

There you go.

There's a guy out there that thinks the same thing about Tracy.

There's a...

There's four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four words.

There's golf on TV. Would you like to watch some golf?

There's this girl next to him, with him...

These are not real women. They're beauty freaks.

They make us normal women with our wrinkles,

They mustn't see.

They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years.

They're all sisters, Willie. They aren't allowed back there.

They're beautiful, rich, you don't have to spend much time with them.

They're your friends?

This ain't high school any more. The legend's dead.

This girl is gonna be amazing.

This girl... is gonna be amazing.

This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit.

This is Marty. Marty, Tracy.

This is my domain. I don't want...

This is the desperate act of a desperate man.

This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl

This short little kid on a bike, cos he gets to be her age now.

Those guys are your friends?

Those midgets got a real kick out of her.

Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies.

To daddy downer and brother bummer, to come to some decision about life.

Tommy was sleeping with his wife.

Tommy, don't try to characterise my marriage as a bad one.

Tommy, would you mind pulling over? I have to go to the bathroom.

Tracy.

Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good?

Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation.

Two words not in her vocabulary "lunch money".

Uh huh.

Unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical,

Wait, it's "practically" over?

Wait, wait. This is so weird.

Wait?

We all want something beautiful.

We always gotta do this, don't we?

We call them the Drunken Dry heavin' Cheese eatin' Outhouse Boys.

We can take the rest of the time to bond.

We didn't get into specifics. Jealous?

We don't have a best champagne. They're all the same.

We got a new bar, little fireplace, menu, apps.

We just went over and Mo pushed him around a bit.

We say it's cos they can't commit?

We'll be right here. Nothing changes here but the seasons.

We're going back tomorrow.

We're going over to Mo's for a pre bash thing. Why?

We're taking some time. This screws everything up.

Well, I don't buy it.

Well, I got offered this sales job. It's got a pretty good base salary,

Well, I mean it's... practically over. It's over.

Well, it's a fucking weave, OK?

Well, it's been... what, a year?

Well, not gorgeous like you.

Well, she may not be out there.

Well, she's actually not that good, you know...

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence.

Well, we have a little age problem.

Well, what we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs,

Well...

Well...

What about spring? I'll come see you this spring.

What about the other thing, the other situation?

What are you gonna do? Beat me up after class?

What did you do to her in that shack?

What difference? Diamonds are colourless.

What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night.

What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine.

What do you mean?

What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home,

What do you think?

What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend.

What future can she have? He cuts meat!

What I'd hoped that I'd be, you know?

What is it you do, kids your age, on the weekend?

What is?

What the fuck is that?

What the heck are you doing here?

What the hell do you know about office equipment?

What was that?

What you gave me is fine, OK? Darian, come on.

What?

What?

What?

What? We're gonna be at the restaurant in five minutes.

What's his name? Billy? Tiger? Pookie? The kid on the bike?

What's in this box constitutes 30 driveways. Selfish? I think not.

What's this song?

What's your name?

When I think about that guy that I thought I was gonna be...

When in doubt, go Gershwin.

When you were the king of the hill and Darian was your girlfriend.

Who do you think? Me.

Who is that?

Who looks a lot like Sharon.

Who moved in?

Who's the girl?

Who's the guy?

Why couldn't I share in your special night?

Why didn't you just tell me?

Why do I feel like I'll never see you again?

Why don't you put your bags upstairs and come down and watch some golf?

Why don't you shower first, Will?

Why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginnings

Why is it when a relationship doesn't work out,

Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that.

Willie boy.

Willie C!

Willie C. What's up?

Willie, I like your 'burns.