Hurlyburly Edit

A 12 year old honor student...

A bunch of dogs.

A care package.

A genuine, meaningful, maybe even more so...

A hundred miles an hour down Mulholland...

A liar on top of what else?

A little bit too much shit there, Eddie?

A little hint as to the nature of the delusion...

A little out of proportion.

A person like this guy can only be found in your household.

A second ago, Eddie.

A totally and utterly mor...

A viable diversion from what might have been...

A viable relationship with reality.

A year ago, I was nuts.

About how smart you are, that's all.

About my ideas and everything about me.

About the great beyond.

About what they destroy.

About what, Eddie?

About witches and goblins...

Absolutely nobody to telling everybody.

Absolutely right! Fuck destiny, fate.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. That's what I want.

According to authorities, the killer...

According to the laws of physics.

Adequate.

Aimed at discovering the precise effects...

Airplane?

All alone. No organ or anything.

All I'm saying...

All metaphysical stuff, fuck it.

All right, good.

All right, let me see it.

All right. I gotta go.

All right. So answer, please.

All right. Stay there. I'll call you back.

All she's gotta do for me...

All the cars...

All the necessary information...

All these other items, like death.

Altruistic phenomenon...

Am I totally off base here, Eddie, or what?

An ever present component of my personality.

An hour later, that's a coincidence.

An inch.

An inch's rotation?

Anchorpersons...

And "destiny" we have...

And a lifeguard vehicle were burned by the mob.

And all you really wanted...

And anticipating that regret...

And chest.

And cuts off...

And distracted.

And everything pertains to everything...

And from this apparent mess...

And fuck her if we want to?

And he nearly fucking killed me.

And he's at a critical juncture in his life.

And I don't hide that fact from anybody.

And I don't know what pertains to me...

And I don't mean to be crass because the point is...

And I know about the chalk talk and the Xs...

And I want that understood.

And I wasn't emotionally involved...

And I would not, if I were him, consider that anything unusual.

And I'm just trying to get the facts straight here...

And I'm, you know... I'm sick of it, OK?

And imaginary inventiveness...

And in the Middle Ages...

And in you walk. I don't get it.

And inevitable succession of events.

And it goes all over the place like...

And it hit the vibrator. I wasn't thinking about it.

And it was this significant...

And live.

And maybe even secret...

And maybe you guys need her...

And mind you, this is Artie's thought, not mine...

And never think about it a second time...

And no guilt. We don't need the guilt.

And now I got...

And our hearts, OK?

And Phil is sending me messages.

And preserve things.

And reinforcements from other departments...

And secretly self serving on your part, so you know...

And she starts going, "Faster, faster...

And she's been very impressed by his work.

And she's on the goddamn elevator.

And something came out of it good.

And suckin' and fuckin' as far as I can see!

And talk over some important issues that pertain to my life.

And that's when it happened. I whacked her.

And the capabilities of her physical grace...

And the look on the kid's face.

And the next thing I know, Phil whacks this guy...

And then attempt to land in a tree...

And then everybody just started crying along with him.

And then I went from telling...

And then you're gone.

And then you've disappointed him...

And there's the hole.

And there's these other items...

And there's this, like, vast...

And they talked about their clothes.

And they want a guy like you on the set.

And this big hole opens up.

And this ditz has got to get on me about it.

And this guy, nobody knew who he was...

And this guy...

And we are witnessing it? The pattern in randomness...

And we can keep her...

And what doesn't.

And what happens is...

And what I saw out here...

And what was horrible looks OK.

And when they go through the air and they catch it.

And you can keep her like a little care package.

And you couldn't even really make out the words even.

And you fuckin' know it.

And you got to fuck it up.

And you guys just go with the flow.

And you know what?

And you tell yourself about it.

And you, however, don't, huh?

And you're acting like, what?

And you're checking your goddamn messages?

And your shriveled jeans?

And, I mean, you know, drugs.

And...

And...

And...

And... and there's Florida.

Anybody can go under, Eddie.

Anywhere you look, Mickey, as we both know.

Are convincing you they're a good idea.

Are so anxious to get their own...

Are synonymous...

Are talking about.

Are we in sync or not?

Are you awake or not?

Are you aware that you're yelling?

Are you bad mouthing Darlene to get off the hook?

Are you exactly uncertain?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you paying any fucking attention here?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because...

Arriving at 6:50 p.m. Tomorrow.

Artie brought by for us.

Artie can walk his own dog, and you can fuck yourself!

Artie, do you have inside dope on this karma stuff?

Artie, Eddie, Phil, are men!

Artie, I cannot believe this treachery.

Artie, is this your point?

Artie, the pool.

Artie, too!

Artie's pissed.

As a matter of fact, things look good.

As far as I can remember...

As much as they're a part of everything, right?

As to be beyond the entire thing.

As you might think, that's all.

Ask him.

At a club. That's her trip.

At least semi straight.

Aw, come on, I'm being serious here.

Awesome.

Bad what?

Balloons, balloons.

Be a rock.

Be harder! Colder!

Beautiful, sad, sad...

Because I figured, you know, hey, you're desperate guys.

Because it doesn't make a bit of difference.

Because it made me, what? Safe?

Because no matter how far you manage to fall...

Because she's seen him as a featured killer...

Because we both know he did it on purpose...

Because you're anxious to get home.

Because your tendencies are all over the place.

Before I go to sleep?

Before police restored order.

Being with you is part of the thinking.

Believe me, she's not worth it.

Between a French and a Chinese restaurant!

Between you and Darlene, isn't that what you said?

Billy's here.

Bonnie pissed at me...

Bonnie.

Both of which exist... Come here!

Botulism is a severe kind of food poisoning.

Boy, you really are an insulting form of person!

Broken vibrator.

Bueno.

Bullshit. Bullshit.

Bullshit. He's a scumbag...

Bumping around this vague spin off...

But all you're really gonna do...

But because this guy is on your recommendation...

But being with people...

But do they pertain to me?

But hitting or not hitting people isn't the issue.

But I could change their minds.

But I don't know.

But I don't see nothing of my own.

But I just want to know what kind of latitude I have...

But I knew them both...

But if I don't do it, what's gonna happen?

But if this bothers you...

But just as a favor...

But leave the surface so it's familiar.

But like I found her.

But maybe even fraudulent...

But nevertheless...

But that's where you come in.

But the cosmos, and has he run into anything...

But then I come back from lunch...

But there might be something in it for me?

But they're not.

But this afternoon...

But this cloud saying all these mean things...

But this is the real goods now, right?

But we have this stuff eating at us.

But what I heard was more.

But why is that, Mickey?

But with that, what?

But you know what I find mostly...

But you said, Eddie, you said...

But you're not denying that you asked it.

But you're not gonna find it.

But you're not saying it.

But... OK, 12 and 54, that's interesting.

By attitude, I don't just mean attitude.

By thinking...

By which people pull the wool over their own eyes.

By which you uncover the preceding events...

Caffeine's poison. Don't you know that?

Call one. Either.

Can get a glimpse of it.

Can I go with you?

Can we pick this up later?

Can you just shut up?

Can't you just keep your fuckin' mouth shut, Eddie?

Careless weights.

Cars, trucks, trees, hats, so they got their scam...

Casting.

Cemetery...

Certain facts being pointed out is all that's going on here.

Certain other things will or won't happen...

Chemical weapons are very careful...

Chinese restaurants.

Christ.

Collapse.

Comatose, dead.

Come on, have some compassion!

Comprehensive assessment. That's absurd.

Could look to the heavens...

Could this be destiny, in fact, at work, Artie...

Could this be it, Artie?

Couldn't you have categorically said no?

Couldn't you have said no?

Cut the truth out on the basis it's unappealing...

Cute, Artie. Very cute.

Cynicism has nothing to do with it, Eddie!

Damn it. I told him to wait.

Damn.

Darlene and I certainly had no exclusive commitment...

Deceitful bitch has been bad mouthing Eddie.

Definitively irrelevant.

Depends on her tits and this balloon...

Desperation is you and your buddy's own private thingamajig?

Destiny is a thing...

Did anybody force her?

Did anybody say, "Bring your kid"?

Did anybody twist her arm?

Did he write the check?

Did I fuck Darlene?

Did you know that Phil was dead?

Didn't tell anybody, not even my girlfriends.

Different people.

Disappointed broad.

Disgusting.

Do you ever have that experience...

Do you feel that, Mickey? About death?

Do you fuck everybody you meet?

Do you hear me?

Do you know what he's talking about?

Do you know what you're talking about?

Do you realize you're toking up at 8:58 in the morning...

Do you see what's happened?

Does everybody have to know?

Does it mean that you...

Does none of this make any impression on you?

Does she come with one?

Does this bother you, Eddie?

Doesn't make you Freud, you prick.

Doesn't make you whatever the fuck you think you are.

Dog somehow.

Dog. We were talking about that levitation guy.

Dogs after his food.

Don't be crazy.

Don't get me wet.

Don't have the baby thoughtlessly.

Don't start that again.

Don't take it personally.

Don't terrify me that you have paid no attention.

Don't think you can do that!

Don't you fucking talk to me about Darlene!

Don't, on the basis of this...

Down that narrow crease in the high ground...

Down the road accordingly.

Eat an orange, why don't you? Calm down. Where's the fruit?

Eddie ain't here.

Eddie is abstaining per Darlene's instructions.

Eddie, am I bleeding?

Eddie, Eddie, this is dementia here.

Eddie, is everything my fault?

Eddie, it's my imaginary side.

Eddie, it's Phil!

Eddie, my talent, remember? You said I ought to...

Eddie, she won't take me back.

Eddie, this is our friendship!

Eddie, this is what I think about myself sometimes.

Eddie, try not to get too fucked up.

Eddie, what?

Eddie, you mad at me?

Eddie, you really had me fooled, Eddie.

Edward, Phil's right. I mean, come on, what did we do?

Edward... what are you doing?

Emilio, Angeles, and his family...

Envy.

Even if she loves me, I don't feel it.

Ever think this is why the two of you fight so much?

Everybody is free!

Everybody knows it.

Everybody really had to worry...

Everybody's in line.

Everybody's in the cars.

Everybody's in the suits.

Everybody's there.

Everything about you.

Everything distracts me from everything else.

Everything in it. My weights, everything.

Everything is very distracting.

Everything pertains to you, Eddie.

Everything you...

Everything, or at least the main things, might be OK.

Everything?

Everything's just a fuckin' ploy, isn't it?

Exactly how did he get to the point...

Exactly. You know...

Except I'm not serious about anything, Artie.

Explanation of everything...

Facade.

Finally, I had this abortion, completely on my own.

First things first, that's what I'm saying.

Flip is sarcastic.

Football doesn't have a chance against it!

Football.

For all he knew, he was going shopping.

For breakfast, Eddie!

For fear of contaminating his feelings.

For guys without serious relationships.

For happiness in my life.

For happiness in your life.

For me to justify some sort of butchery.

For my own well being...

For the fact I'm on a talking jag.

For us all to start tossing each other out of cars?

For us, like a care package.

For you and I, not Mickey.

Force and resistance, stress and reaction...

Forget about it? I got nothing else to do!

From all the muck and shit so that we...

From my end of it.

From the look in your eye...

From what was once prime time life.

Fuck him and forget about him. What more can I say?

Fuck him.

Fuck it!

Fuck you, Eddie. He could have hurt me.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck, no!

Fuck.

Fucked her?

Fuckin' guy just should be in a ward somewhere.

Fucking nuts!

Fucking you.

Gas, puke, gone.

Generals.

Get her over here.

Get in.

Get ready, Dr. Freud, here comes little Billy.

Get the hell out.

Getting my head together, my act together.

Give me about 15 minutes.

Go see him. He's right over there.

Go see Mickey.

Go!

Go... out... somewhere.

God almighty, Eddie...

God, Eddie.

God!

God.

Gone.

Gonna come to the bar tonight?

Good night.

Good night.

Good wine, we've got to spend the night...

Good, because you are absolutely 100% right...

Good. Anything else we need to cover?

Good. Mm hmm.

Gotta keep our options open.

Gotta wake up. How can I wake up?

Great, Mickey.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Greetings, one and all.

Grids of sophistication?

Guy, he's just a...

Guys who are not having any serious relationship.

Guys, this is a broad of the future.

Hard to believe.

Have I not explained myself? I am feeling suicidal.

Have no fucking faith in the thought...

Have the baby in the same month.

Have you back 100 times, you get nothing.

Have you ever considered that maybe you're just doing...

He could choke on his own spit.

He could have fucking disintegrated.

He doesn't even wait hardly for the guy to talk...

He drove his car off Mulholland.

He forgot about the weights.

He had this beautiful high voice.

He has this thing...

He hit me.

He left a note.

He looks at her like she just fell out of a tree.

He mailed it on the day.

He needs an instruction manual.

He pulled out on this broad.

He says to the guy...

He should have, then.

He slowed it down, I bet.

He threw me out of it.

He threw me out of my own car.

He threw me out of my own slowly moving car...

He won't be back. What do I owe you?

He'll bring it back.

He's a constant. You know what I mean?

He's a friend of ours, we tell her.

He's a Jew.

He's been having a rough time.

He's completely freaked out on rehab...

He's epic, right? Legendary.

He's got some complaints, you know?

He's got this thing.

He's got violent karma.

He's gotta wake up.

He's jealous.

He's this terrific Thomas Leighton.

He's totally without redeeming social value.

Heat, friction...

Help me out here, Eddie, huh?

Hey, Eddie, can I ask you something?

Hey, Eddie, we hit it off, you know?

Hey, guys, come on.

Hey, how is everything?

Hey, I found some Sno balls!

Hey, I'm sure it's possible.

Hey, you guys are in a fucking frenzy here!

Hey, you know, funerals, sex, death.

Hi, this is Bonnie.

Hi, this is Darlene.

His ignorance of the current situation...

Hold on.

Home. You know?

Honest to God, let a person have some rest!

Honestly, Eddie, I like them both the same.

Hope you're feeling as good as I am.

How about Mr. Chow's? We treat ourselves right.

How am I supposed to feel about it?

How am I supposed to feel about that?

How are we gonna get beyond that?

How come you got to put me at the mercy of such a creep?

How could you like them both the same?

How many calls?

How many letters?

How you been?

How you doing, Edward?

How you doing?

How you guys doing?

How's everything?

How's your career?

Hurts, don't it?

I actually went out of here North...

I ain't mad anymore.

I also asked you to forget about it.

I am a drug person...

I am a flying saucer. I am on my way.

I am almost always distracted. Aren't you?

I am caught unawares and nearly maimed.

I am currently foraging for a goddamn friendly face.

I am normally the kind of person who allots a degree of energy...

I am not so dumb as to be ignorant...

I am telling this guy that drugs are and have been...

I am the form of human being whose entire life...

I am, in fact, sustaining a meaningful relationship.

I am.

I brought the baby back like you said.

I can be thrown out of a car as random recreation.

I can't come to the phone, but I want to get back to you...

I can't rush.

I can't stand it, Eddie.

I can't!

I cannot be that specific about my feelings!

I cannot express my gratitude for your including me.

I cannot stand this semantic insanity anymore!

I carry a vibrator. Big deal.

I certainly haven't felt right... good.

I come back. There she is.

I come here to see Eddie or watch a football game.

I come here to watch football.

I come here, and you gotta be here?

I come home in the middle of the night...

I could have been anybody. I could have done anything.

I could kick your fucking eyes out...

I did my best to set you up nicely, Phil...

I did?

I didn't really go to all the places on my bag.

I didn't think you knew.

I didn't wanna be impolite and mention it.

I do both, but this was flip.

I do my best for you...

I do, and I don't.

I do.

I do.

I do. I know the points and the insignias and...

I don't care, Eddie.

I don't desert you.

I don't even know how old they are.

I don't feel it.

I don't feel like being flip, Mickey.

I don't feel loved.

I don't feel... What?

I don't have a car. Eddie, can I borrow your car?

I don't have to see her again.

I don't just mean some mental, ethereal thing...

I don't know if I was yelling I was gonna kill her...

I don't know the goddamn code!

I don't know what I mean, but I know what I'm saying.

I don't know what it means.

I don't know what they do.

I don't know, but...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Everything.

I don't know. It was over too fast.

I don't know. You?

I don't know...

I don't need a break.

I don't see it.

I don't think she thinks.

I don't think so.

I don't want any more kids lying in their beds at night...

I don't want him back in this store.

I don't want him back.

I don't want to see you here.

I don't want to serve as the instrument...

I don't want to surprise you. I want to do just what you want.

I don't want you bothering Phil, Donna.

I don't. I swear.

I evidently have to break through this fucking cloud...

I feel awful.

I feel good. Better.

I feel like you're stalking me.

I forgot about the kid.

I found some disgusting, moldy, pink Sno balls...

I fuck who I want.

I got a car.

I got a little bit of everywhere I've been.

I got a tendency to kid myself that everything's OK.

I got my baby.

I got news for you... bullshit.

I got no further than Oxnard.

I got pregnant.

I got the radar screens in full rotation.

I got to channel it into my work more.

I got to cool out, but not tonight.

I got to cut the levels of distortion.

I got to modulate the volume!

I gotta get back to Susie.

I gotta run some errands.

I gotta run. I'll see you tomorrow.

I guess he hasn't heard about Darlene.

I guess this is all too much of something for you.

I guess you haven't heard about Darlene, Artie.

I had all these ideas in my head, then they were gone.

I hadn't noticed your hair or your eyes.

I happened to mention two guys.

I have a very high sperm count. It's record setting.

I have my feelings.

I have my own.

I have pushed thought to the point...

I have so much to figure out.

I have thoughts sometimes that could break my head open.

I haven't seen them since I went to prison.

I hope that's not what you're saying, Eddie.

I just don't have your feelings.

I just feel... Wow! You know?

I just want to get something to eat before I faint.

I just want to know if it's a pattern.

I just...

I know about the mascots.

I know he's a Jew. I'm talking to him, ain't I?

I know how you feel.

I know my reasons, Eddie, but I am wired beyond them.

I know that, and I will, without a doubt,

I know ways to make guys stop anything.

I know where Oxnard is.

I know you think you know what you're saying...

I know, but she's desperate. I can't stand it when she cries.

I know, I met Eddie, then he introduces me to you.

I know. I just kept going and going and going.

I know. It's just such a fucking useless orbit.

I like it.

I like them both!

I love Jack in the Box.

I love Mr. Chow's.

I mean it's unique.

I mean one is French, the other's Chinese.

I mean real emotional space.

I mean that.

I mean, depending on who they cast for the lead...

I mean, don't feel too bad.

I mean, even outlaws have to take precautionary measures.

I mean, I am my own biggest distraction.

I mean, I asked you.

I mean, I bring home this very special lady...

I mean, isn't that what we've been talking about?

I mean, it was painful.

I mean, it's too crowded...

I mean, Phil, there is involved here...

I mean, sustaining, right?

I mean, the Aborigines...

I mean, there is you...

I mean, there might have been...

I mean, these vibes.

I mean, we're all going fuckin' under.

I mean, why do you think...

I mean, you could hear the conversations.

I mean, you got room?

I mean, you know, I'm a very good liar, and...

I mean, you want Chinese?

I mean, you, me, us, Mickey?

I mean, your total inner emotional experience...

I mean...

I mean...

I mean...

I mean...

I mean...

I mean... a year ago...

I might be confused, I admit that...

I might never go to sleep again.

I might stay awake forever.

I miss everything.

I need my marriage. I am lost without it.

I need your lovin', your kissin...'

I never lied to him.

I ought to call the cops, you incredible prick.

I really do.

I really fucked up this time.

I really like you. I really do.

I really miss you.

I really... I really feel awful.

I realy want to get back to you, so please don't disappoint me.

I said no!

I saw some interesting things when I was on it.

I say be a thing!

I say no!

I see this little baby with a big gun to my head.

I snuck.

I sort of... I went out of my mind for a while.

I think a little sensitivity is in order.

I think I meant something more like silly.

I think I took too many Valium.

I think I'm gonna need a magnifying glass...

I think it's important you think about the possibility...

I think mad implies a certain grandeur.

I think maybe you might have things...

I think that fact was crucial...

I think that maybe she's not as dynamite a lady...

I think what he's trying to get at...

I think you know.

I thought she liked me.

I thought they were divorced.

I thought you had this girlfriend...

I thought you took a plane.

I thought you were here. I sounded like this asshole...

I threw the barbell into the suitcase...

I tried telling her that, Eddie.

I tried to warn him, you know.

I turn it on.

I want it all.

I want no part of this fucking beyond the grave extension...

I want to be in reality.

I want to do something special.

I want to go out.

I want to have a kid! Susie, I mean it.

I want to know how many words and how many letters.

I want to know.

I want us both to be in reality. Absolutely.

I want you out of here. You hear me?

I wanted you to know when you were talking about your son...

I was a basket case.

I was blotto, I was personally blotto.

I was functional, anyway.

I was just hoping. You know, he's a Jew.

I was just talking to him, you dumb bitch.

I was saying to you that they all pertain to you...

I was surprised, too.

I was thinking primarily of setting Phil up...

I was thinking...

I wasn't going crazy or anything...

I wasn't sure which guy.

I wasn't, Eddie.

I won't let her out of my sight.

I would feel nothing.

I wouldn't mind getting laid. What are we thinking about?

I...

I'd have got off to eat.

I'd love to watch you swimming in our pool.

I'll beg. I mean, I could beg.

I'll call. I'll check my service.

I'll do the generals.

I'll do the goddamn lunacy.

I'll fall asleep. Where's the problem?

I'm a real person, you know?