Bumblebee Edit

A brave volunteer.

A car pick the driver

A driver don't pick the car

A little jumpy. I'm sorry.

A mystical bond between man and machine

A princess...

A smile is a powerful thing.

A therapist will probably tell you you weren't hugged enough as a kid.

Abducts him? You just said he's a grown man now.

About people on mopeds getting run over and their brains smashed in.

About your dad, I'm really sorry.

Actually have more friends.

Actually, it's my birthday today.

After I kill you, I kill her.

After what happened last night,

Again.

Ah!

All right, Charlie girl!

All right, just stop.

All right? Just throw it like this.

All right.

All right.

All right. Have a good one.

All right. I'm re thinking the beach.

And "it" is a highly dangerous war machine.

And all you want to do is make things harder.

And are hereby sentenced

And cut you into tiny little pieces.

And I'm supposed to believe one of these steaks

And it's impossible to do that.

And must stay in her bedroom for the rest of the evening.

And my toilets are gorgeous.

And no rebellion is truly dead

And now you're crippled for life.

And Ron needed the station wagon.

And so do I.

And thanks to our human allies,

And then I'll give you permission to destroy them all.

And they're gonna be looking for him.

And this, it's toilet paper.

And we can end this war.

And when it's done,

And would someone please explain to me why you dropped napalm on your own guys!

And you can't wait to get away and start a whole new life.

And, uh, you don't exactly blend in.

Are those your diving trophies?

Are you actually watching it?

Are you hiding from something?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on drugs? Hmm?

Are you scared?

Are you still working on that damn car?

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Are you telling me you could've been a Camaro this whole time?

Armed Forces pouring into town as part of what we are told

As a member of the Autobot resistance,

Autobots, fall back! Get to the tower!

Aw! You look so grown up in your karate suit.

B 127, I pray this message finds you.

B 127, you're a traitor and a coward.

B 127...

B 127's distress signal came from the western coast of this continent.

Baby.

Be careful.

Because he swallowed, like, a rubber glove or something

Because of you, we have a future, B 127.

Bee, come on.

Bee, I can't go with you.

Bee, it's too late. You're already dead.

Bee, no!

Bee, no!

Bee, stop!

Bee, we'll be right back.

Bee, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Bee, where are you?

Bee!

Bee!

Bee!

Bee!

Bee!

Bee!

Bee?

Bee. Listen to me. You need to stay in this garage, okay?

Being the overachiever that you are,

Boom.

Bravo.

Breakfast is conveniently located in the cupboards and the fridge.

Bumblebee there is only one way to end this war

Bumblebee, what have you done?

Bumblebee, you can come out now.

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee.

Bumblebee.

Burns, we made a terrible mistake.

But combined, they could be quite powerful.

But I think I know something that'll make you feel better.

But I'm starved! I've been fasting since lunch!

But in ten months from now

But then again...

But we had no idea it was this serious.

But we must find refuge first.

But you refuse to let it in 'cause you got intimacy issues.

Can I?

Can you drop your brother at karate on your way to work, please?

Can you imagine the advances an alliance with these creatures might bring?

Can you understand me?

Can't we just sell the hot dogs without the sticks?

Car?

Caught you.

Caught.

Charlie has fallen ill

Charlie Watson.

Charlie, there's like a million guys out there!

Charlie, we got to go.

Charlie, what was that noise?

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie. Honey.

Charlie's fallen ill and must stay in her bedroom for the rest of the evening.

Closer. Closer.

Come back to me.

Come on, Amber. Give me one good reason.

Come on, Bee, we've got to get you out of here.

Come on, Bee, you've gotta get up. Can you get up?

Come on, Bee.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, give me the other one.

Come on, it's not that big a jump.

Come on, kid.

Come on, man. Those things sting.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Give me your shirt!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I got an idea.

Conan is Otis's dog. Make him do it.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Count me in. I'll take point.

Cybertron has fallen. Get to the escape pods.

Daffodils.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Danny.

Decepticons, attack!

Destroy the launch pad! Let none escape!

Did you think you could hide?

Dive Girl! You better not back out on me.

Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Do they function worldwide?

Do you have a family?

Do you really want to go down in history as the man who cost us the Cold War?

Do you remember anything?

Do you speak

Do you speak?

Do you want me to see if I can fix it?

Do you want to hear it?

Do you, just...

Does that answer your question?

Don't be rude. Feed the dog.

Don't do anything crazy.

Don't hurt me.

Drive!

Driving its damn self through the Pico Tunnel.

Earth.

Easy.

Eat safe.

Enough! From both of you.

Everyone in this family is trying to be happy,

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hi. We've never actually met...

Excuse me. Sorry to barge in. I just...

Fall back! Take cover!

Faster, Bee, faster!

Fight back Bee

Fight back, Bee!

Fine.

Fine.

Finish fixing this car...

Finish him.

Finish them!

First contact with an alien species.

Focus, comrade.

Folks, this just breaking.

For giving me...

For making me feel like me again.

For now, we head west.

For sanitary purposes, obviously, but...

Fox 2 on approach. Non biologicals are inbound.

From who? I'm the only one that comes in here.

Gentle... Uh, Robots.

Get down there now and flush that thing out!

Get down! Incoming!

Get out and move away from the vehicle.

Get over here.

Get the kid out of here.

Give me your shirt.

Go on. I'll buy you some time with these guys.

Go right! Go right!

Go, go, go!

Go. Now. But be quiet.

God, I'm so screwed

God, is that Tripp Summers?

God!

God!

Good luck, soldier. I'll buy you some time.

Good luck.

Good night, Bee.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good one, Tina.

Goodbye, Bumblebee.

Great.

Great. Perfect. Come back now.

Gross, Ron.

Halt!

Hand me the three eighths, would you?

Handle him! And finish the job this time!

Happy birthday, baby.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Have you lost your damn mind?

Have you seen my car?

He could maybe, yeah, and then...

He died of a heart attack.

He said he was busy this week.

He survived the fall of Cybertron.

He used to say it would make the car feel better.

He would hear me.

He.

He's a weird guy. You ever notice that about Powell?

He's all yours.

He's been going up and down on that dial all day today and I don't know why.

He's more human than you'll ever be!

He's my dog, too, you know.

He's my friend.

Hell, yeah, you are.

Hello, Brighton Falls.

Hello? Hello?

Hello...

Helmet. With...

Helpful shame spiral, Bee.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here you go, ma'am.

Here, just take a roll.

Here.

Here.

Here's the deal

Hey, can you call my mom?

Hey, Charlie.

Hey, everybody, come watch! Tripp's gonna jump!

Hey, hey, please don't touch those. Please.

Hey, I know you.

Hey, kid.

Hey, okay, maybe don't transform all the way?

Hey, soldier!

Hey, Uncle Hank.

Hey, where did you get that Beetle?

Hey, yo, take cover!

Hey, you okay?

Hey!

Hey! No!

Hey.

Hey...

Hi, Memo. Um...

Hi.

Hi. Excuse me. It's me again.

Hide, Bee!

His memory cells are fried.

Hit it again!

Hmm. I like the way they pop.

Hold on!

Hold still.

Hold your fire!

Honey, watch the hair.

How is it you think we can help?

How kind of you to finally allow us in.

How stupid are you, Roy? We don't need a car. God!

How the hell am I gonna get up there?

How underwhelming.

Huh.

I actually got you a little gift, too, Charlie.

I am coming.

I am so screwed.

I can assure you that it is an "it".

I can fix this. I can fix this.

I can fix you.

I can get twice that much for the coil alone.

I can't believe you would take him without me. Mom, I'm so worried about him!

I can't do this without you.

I can't get a signal to watch my shows.

I can't lose you, too, Bee.

I couldn't have done it without you guys.

I didn't steal anything, and he doesn't belong to them.

I didn't.

I do.

I don't care if it's not the law. It's our law.

I don't do it anymore.

I don't even know how you're still open.

I don't have $500. You know how much nurses make.

I don't know about... Fix it.

I don't know what he is, but...

I don't know, but I hope soon.

I don't mean that in a mean way.

I don't want revenge.

I don't want to hurt anyone.

I finished.

I found a planet that's well hidden. Earth.

I found a tower to transmit our message.

I give up.

I got a date tonight, man. This ain't sexy!

I got another job interview tomorrow.

I gotta let you go.

I have an idea.

I have had it!

I imagine the advances. An advance on Washington.

I just feel like ever since my dad died,

I know how you get during emergencies.

I know I promised you, but, yeah, you're not getting that back.

I know just how to get the message home.

I know there's a lot of choices.

I know, buddy. Hang in there.

I love you. Come on, open your present. I'm gonna be late for work.

I mean my friends are coming.

I mean, it's small, but, it's from the heart.

I mean, yeah. I spilled a gallon of lemonade on him once.

I miss you, Dad.

I need all of you to fan out and track that thing down now!

I need medical up here now.

I need someone reliable to make sure that Mom and Ron don't know that I'm gone.

I need you to go to the frozen banana stand and steal some sticks.

I never got to say goodbye.

I never should have left you.

I prefer cash, Ron.

I really think it's gonna change your whole outlook

I saw this on Miami Vice.

I saw you win state a couple years ago.

I say this with all due respect.

I should've let you die in Grenada.

I stole things, too.

I swear to God, ever since they put up that dumbass tower,

I think I can help.

I think it's too low, honey.

I think maybe there's something...

I think she's gonna cry in her car.

I think we could just hand it to him...

I thought I was being carjacked.

I thought you'd want to see this immediately.

I told you to hide in the garage!

I want a divorce, Roy!

I want the Beetle.

I was trying to save the other kid! What was I...

I will personally rip your face off.

I will pick up and organize every scrap of paper in this place.

I will tell you a secret if you shut up.

I wish you would've told me before you brought it home.

I won't hurt you

I won't hurt you.

I...

I...

I'll be back, all right?

I'll be gentle, I promise.

I'll be right back, okay?

I'll even detail your horrible, disgusting toilets.

I'll give you thirty bucks for all of it.

I'll make you a deal. If I get that thing started, it's mine.

I'll never forget you.

I'll never talk.

I'll scrub the grease off the floors, okay?

I'm 18.

I'm a nurse.

I'm Charlie Watson

I'm Charlie.

I'm dead already, man!

I'm fine.

I'm glad they did.

I'm gonna call you that from now on.

I'm gonna have to run you over with my car.

I'm here. I made it.

I'm Memo, hi.

I'm not going anywhere

I'm not mad, okay? This is all my fault.

I'm pretty sure the cops are looking for you,

I'm so sorry. Oh, God.

I'm someone reliable.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

I'm taking the dog to the vet.

I've become this drain on everyone, and I hate it.

I've got to see what happens to Alf this week.

I've lost contact with the capital!

I've seen stranger.

I've spent my whole life waiting for this moment.

If all goes well, I'll have you swimming in car parts.

If anyone tries anything, I will rupture their freaking spleen.

If B 127 isn't found, that war may find its way here.

If Bumblebee's still alive, that's where they're keeping him.

If I could just get it to start up again,

If I get it started, I keep it and I work here every day for a year!

If I had a car.

If I had to wear that, I would pray to be fired.

If the Decepticons find Earth,

If the Decepticons find it, then our people are truly finished.

If the Decepticons find it, then our people are truly finished.

If they find you, they'll probably lock you up in a lab somewhere

If they make one wrong move, we put 'em down.

If this criminal isn't found That war may find it's way here

If we tell them no,

If you did, we wouldn't be able to come to the forest,

If you see anyone besides me, what do you do?

If you smile more often.

If you tell anyone what you just saw,

If you won't tell us where Prime is, perhaps your young friend will.

In addition, you're welcome to use all of our technology here.

In the meantime, if you could follow us.

In the northwest corner of the training course.

Intel says they're heading west fast.

Is a routine military exercise

Is everyone okay?

Is going crazy.

Is hiding somewhere on yours.

Is my car.

Is no one can know what you just saw, okay?

Is that my car?

Is that right?

Is that the churro guy?

Is that why you're always messing with the dial?

Is the beetle for sale?

Is the VW Beetle some kind of disguise?

Is there anyone that can help you?

Is there anyone who can help you?

Is...

It releases endorphins.

It says to the world, "I'm fun and approachable."

It was a lose lose.

It was his favorite.

It was in the garage. Someone stole it!

It was our thing.

It worked!

It'll be bad, trust me.

It's a terrible idea, but I've got to try it.

It's all right.

It's all under control.

It's astonishing.

It's bad. It's really, really bad.

It's beautiful. It's...

It's broken.

It's close.

It's going for the mine! Cut it off!

It's in the garbage, Einstein. You throw them away after each use.

It's incredible!

It's like a heat signature specific to their species.

It's nice to meet you.

It's okay, okay? Just breathe. Breathe.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. She's gonna steal the robot back, fight off the police,

It's revolutionary.

It's the largest super array of Crays on Earth.

It's yours kid

It's yours, kid. Happy birthday.

It's, uh...

Jeez!

Jeez.

Jesus! Charlie, what are you doing?

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

Just got up and walked away on its own?

Just let him follow you on your bike so nobody abducts him.

Just let this be a good life lesson for you.

Just make yourself at home.

Just outside McKinnon Air Base.

Just sit down, please? Shh, don't scream, okay?

Just take it. Go. My show is on.

Keep it together, Bee.

Kill two bigger robots, and come right back home.

Last chance.

Leave him alone! Please!

Leave him alone! You don't understand.

Let go of me!

Let go of me! You're touching my buttocks!

Let me tell you something

Let them finish what they're doing. Let them find B 127.

Let's do this.

Let's go home.

Let's go, get in.

Let's go.

Let's see if we got something.

Let's see if we got something.

Light it up!

Like this.

Like your friends!

Listen up! I'm Agent Burns and this is Dr. Powell.

Look at you go.

Look, I know what you saw was a little crazy. I can explain.

Look, Mom, I can explain. We will talk about this later, all right?

Look, Otis, you need to go home and...

Looks amazing.

Ma'am, your daughter's had a traumatic experience today.

Man, would you stop?

Man.

Matches your outfit, too.

Maybe doesn't understand everything she's seen.

Memo! Wake up, Memo!

Memo?

Memo. Memo, wake up.

Mom, I can't. I really can't right now.

Mom, wait!

Mom, you got to get out of here, okay?

Mom, you gotta pull over.

Mom, you're being hysterical, okay?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom...

Morning, Dad.

Morning...

Move, move!

Move, move!

Multiple injuries.

Must suck being cooped up in a VW all day, huh?

My baby boy is becoming a man.

My heart right now

My mom got it from Weight Watchers.

My name is Cliffjumper, lieutenant in the Autobot resistance.

My name is Cliffjumper, lieutenant...

My name...

My safe return will be considered...

My superior has agreed to grant you limited access to our satellites.

My voice.

Near San Francisco. A coastal town named Brighton Falls.

Negative. There are no live fire drills in the northwest sector.

Never.

Nice driving, Ron.

Nice to meet you. Interested in a new Buick?

Nice! Reel to reel still works.

Nice.

No dinner for you tonight.

No idea.

No idea.

No more hiding.

No more running.

No way! Out of the question!

No way.

No way.

No way.

No, don't run. Do not run!

No, have you seen my car today?

No, he isn't, okay, Mom? He's not some "war machine."

No, I think it goes to that button.

No, I'm fine, Mom. I'm completely fine, okay?

No, I'm good, thanks.

No, idiot. Mom took it.

No, no, it's fine! Just...

No, no, no, no, no...

No, no, no, no. You've got...

No, no, why would you play this?

No, no. Mom, Mom, Mom.

No, Otis, stop it! Why would you do that?

No, Otis.

No, wait...

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Don't shoot!

No! Don't tickle.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. You're not going anywhere.

Nope. Yep.

Not a Smiths fan.

Not bad.

Not my car. Not my car.

Not of animals.

Not yet. B 127's signal has gone silent.

Not... Yeah, um...

Nothing! I'm fine. Mom, you should go back to bed. Everything's fine.

Now go!

Now you'll die screaming.

Now, just settle down for one second and hear me out.

Nowhere. Have a nice day.

Oh my god

Oh, don't worry. I won't make you go first.

Oh, God, are you...

Oh, God, please.

Oh, God, Roy, that thing is coming right for us!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, I hate you.

Oh, I'm good.

Oh, I'm...

Oh, Mom's gonna love this.

Oh, my God, Bee, you're a genius! You're an actual genius!

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, thank you so much! I love you!

Oh, my God, we're committing a felony!

Oh, my God, yes!

Oh, my God, yes!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Ron!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Stop it! Don't do that!

Oh, my God...

Oh, my gosh! What are you doing?

Oh, my...

Oh, no, you really can, Charlie.

Oh, no.

Oh, not just you.

Oh, okay. I'm happy for you to drive.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shoot, I'm gonna be late.

Oh, shoot! Somebody's here! Hide, Bee, hide!

Oh, thank God, my car.

Oh, that, uh, car

Oh, that's good, baby. That's good.

Oh, wait...

Oh, who? Me?

Oh, you know Tripp?

Oh, you know, robot fights, high speed chases, international disasters.

Oh! Oh, God!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. B 127. I almost forgot.

Oh...

Okay, and I never will!

Okay, Bee, we need to go over a few things.

Okay, I'll get out of your hair, but...

Okay, look, Bee, you be our egg man.

Okay, okay!

Okay, okay. All right.

Okay, so let's say we're driving and all of a sudden...

Okay, so, um, this is my room.

Okay, uh...

Okay, um...

Okay, where's my Stevie Nicks?

Okay, you're a nerd, but just don't let her see that you're nerdy.

Okay? What I'm saying

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. It's okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay. Then we fight.

Okay. We're all clear.

Old friend, you kept this planet safe.

On the cheek.

Once we've gathered the others, we'll join you.

Once we've gathered the others, we'll join you.

One.

Ooh, um...

Ooh.

Oops.

Open fire!

Optimus Prime and the rebels are hiding,

Optimus, this is our home. We have to fight for it.

Or drive each other crazy

Otis!

Otis?

Otis? Otis, are you all right?

Otis.

Our satellite network is at the forefront of our national defense.

Our scanners' range is limited.

Our war rages on.

Ow!

Ow! Okay, you know what? That's too close, man.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

People can be terrible about the things they don't understand

People can be terrible about things they don't understand.

People of Earth,

Perfect timing for a large cash gift.

Perhaps...

Please tell me they're on our side.

Please, Bee!

Please, God, no, not my car!

Please.

Please.

Please. It's my birthday.

Pleasure... Pleasure...

Plus, look how cute it is.

Powell?

Preparing satellites to transmit our message.

Prime is coming here?

Ravage, eject!

Revenge.

Ron! We have a kid in the car!

Ron.

Run around and play these awesome games.

Run!

Run!

Run.

Run. Run!

Russians are gonna blow us all to hell anyway.

Saddle up, Simmons.

Satellites, phones, computers.

Set course for Earth.

Setting up camp at our own McKinnon Air Base.

She had to bring Conan to the vet

She likes playing pranks, like putting her stuff over here.

She ran.

She wishes not to be troubled. Keep clear of her chambers.

She's been having trouble adjusting,

She's disoriented.

She's happy, though.

Shut up, Otis.

Shut up.

Sir,

Sir, please. It could be a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Sir, yes, sir.

Sir?

Sir.

So I'm sorry if that makes things harder,

So let's practice. You ready?

So much...

So state your business.

So where is he?

So you have no idea where he came from?