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The Smurfs 2

The Smurfs 2

Title: The Smurfs 2: A Blue-Tastic Adventure

Year: 2013

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Synopsis:
The Smurfs 2 is a delightful family adventure film that takes viewers back to the magical world of our beloved blue characters. Released in 2013, this sequel to the first Smurfs movie follows the thrilling journey of the tiny, lovable Smurfs as they team up with their human friends to rescue one of their own from the clutches of the evil wizard, Gargamel.

Cast:
1. Neil Patrick Harris as Patrick Winslow
2. Brendan Gleeson as Victor Doyle
3. Jayma Mays as Grace Winslow
4. Hank Azaria as Gargamel
5. Katy Perry as Smurfette (Voice)
6. Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf (Voice)
7. George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf (Voice)
8. Alan Cumming as Gutsy Smurf (Voice)
9. Fred Armisen as Brainy Smurf (Voice)
10. Anton Yelchin as Clumsy Smurf (Voice)

The Smurfs 2 unfolds as Gargamel, the wicked sorcerer, creates a new batch of mischievous Smurf-like creatures called the Naughties - Vexy and Hackus - with the hope of harnessing the essence of Smurfette to enhance his powers. Knowing that Smurfette is the key to Gargamel's sinister plan, Papa Smurf and the rest of the Smurfs embark on a daring mission to rescue her from becoming a pawn in his wicked game.

With the help of their human friends Patrick and Grace, who are now parents to a young boy named Blue, the Smurfs venture into the enchanting world of Paris. In this bustling city, the Smurfs encounter numerous challenges while trying to outsmart Gargamel and save Smurfette. The magical and heartwarming tale focuses on the power of family, friendship, and the belief that anyone, regardless of their size, can make a difference.

The Smurfs 2 features a delightful blend of live-action and CGI animation, seamlessly intertwining the vibrant blue characters with the human world. Reprising their roles from the first movie, Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays bring a charming dynamic as Patrick and Grace, the humans caught up in the Smurfs' adventure. Additionally, Brendan Gleeson delivers a memorable performance as Patrick's stepfather, Victor Doyle, who adds a touch of hilarity to the story.

Hank Azaria masterfully portrays the loathsome Gargamel, bringing his devious antics to life on the big screen. The voice cast, including Katy Perry as Smurfette, Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, and George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf, delivers top-notch performances, infusing the characters with their unique traits and giving depth to their personalities. Through their voices, the Smurfs' camaraderie, loyalty, and sense of humor shine brightly.

The film features a mix of adventure, comedy, and heartfelt moments, all accompanied by a lively and enchanting score that captures the essence of the Smurfs' world. From the bustling streets of Paris to the magical forest where the Smurfs reside, the film invites viewers on a captivating journey filled with laughter, excitement, and plenty of Smurfiness.

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Whether you're a longtime fan of the Smurfs or new to their whimsical world, The Smurfs 2 is sure to delight audiences of all ages. Join them on their epic adventure filled with laughter, teamwork, and the power of believing in oneself.

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A cake with no poison. It's been horrible!
A cake.
A dab of royal jelly.
A Flying Wallenda!
A little green dot?
A lot of fathers don't even do that.
A portrait of perfection.
A present? A cake?
A realm filled with the relentless crushing quiet of peace,
A sacred gift entrusted to me.
A silver lining!
According to section six of the Smurf Code of Genealogical Legitimacy...
Actually, for me, that was pretty good.
After a surprise discovery in New York.
After all, I have to be able to power this!
After all, it is your birthright.
Again, we're so sorry.
Alaka...
Alakakneel!
Alakazanimal!
Alakazatmosphere!
Alakazelevate!
All hail the great and powerful...
All right, all right.
All right, let's do this!
All right, mind your manners.
All right, my little Naughties.
All right, see you inside. Good luck.
All right, Smurfs, listen up.
All right, Smurfs. Let's get smurfing.
All right. I'll find the electrical room and cut the power.
All smurfy and accounted for.
All the better for me to see your disrespect!
Although, if I don't... The cat!
And a new family.
And as for you, nice try.
And Blue's pretty fantastic grandpa.
And consistent with his kind nature, he brought you a present.
And every year, I remind you, it doesn't matter where you came from.
And force her to tell me the secret formula that Papa used to turn her blue.
And go find that dressing room.
And her naughty nature took Smurf Village by storm.
And how absolutely perfect for me.
And I'll go to Gargamel's hotel and see if I can find out what room he's in.
And I've only taken two!
And if that wasn't smelly enough,
And it makes me wonder who I really am.
And it's really good for him to play with his grandfather.
And just think,
And now I will go down in history!
And now, I've saved the biggest hug for last.
And play with the larger kitty that they so annoyingly asked for!
And round 12 goes to the Naughties.
And she sticks the landing!
And smurf back soon.
And so am I!
And so handsome.
And so Papa and his B team...
And so, after waiting patiently to be relevant again,
And some new Smurfs for our family.
And that is how our darling Smurfette came to be.
And then there were seven, eh?
And they are the sweetest little things you ever did see.
And they didn't even remember.
And this is Hackus, my brother.
And we sink only when that love stops.
And we'll all look fabulous doing it.
And we'll find Smurfette.
And whatever you do,
And where do you think you're going? You are coming with me!
And you must all be his friends, which makes you my friends.
And you must say one loving truth.
And you thought you weren't a real Smurf.
And you're our papa.
And, Papa,
And, Victor, you and Blue can just check into the room here.
Anyone else want a cup o' joe?
Anyone want to do anything fun on this special day?
Anyone? Anyone?
Anything fun coming up that I should know about?
Anything you say,
Anything your tiny little heart can dream of, and it is yours.
Anything?
Anyway, happy birthday, my dear.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves.
Apparently, I have to keep you alive.
Apparently, it wasn't a gift, Azrael.
Apparently, we must harness the power of the skies one final time.
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you smurfing kidding me? You nearly killed...
Arms in the air, you're all getting hugs.
As a result, some of you may die.
As if.
As long as it's very, very soon.
As usual, Grace is right.
Assuming you can find her, which you won't.
At least, not all of us.
Attack!
Azrael... Azrael... Stop it.
Back to phase two, the very reason we came to this cheese infested metropolis.
Be nice to her?
Because we got all the essence we need right here now, don't we?
Because without Smurf essence, I can't...
Because you knew she needed that.
Because, Smurfette, I am your father.
Being harvested inside my new superpowered Smurfalator!
Besides,
Besides, I am not the one letting them die.
Best ride ever! Smurfette's fun, huh?
Blue and I decided we can't let you run solo on this.
Blue needs to know that family's not just you and me,
Blue! Victor!
Blue?
Booyah!
Bow. Kneel.
Boy, who thought parenting could be so complicated?
Bribery and flattery to soften her stony little heart, eh?
But as someone wonderful once told me,
But even though she was Gargamel's creation, Papa saw the good in her.
But first, I will need one itsy bitsy, teeny tiny little thing first.
But he's...
But I can't take the brunt of it anymore.
But I'm done, you know?
But if we can find him, we'll find her.
But if you see me lay an egg, it's just between us.
But isn't this lovely, my dear?
But maybe your place is here with us.
But of course.
But she does know the secret formula,
But she saved our lives.
But the truth is, Gargamel made her.
But what if she doesn't?
But you know what, he's here, isn't he?
But you saw her, Papa.
But you were this little kid, no father, no hope in his eyes, a big hole in his heart,
But, Madame, this is the finest room in all the hotel.
But, well, can I ask you some advice?
But...
By great Merlin's beard, I remember you!
By international apparel inspector Mademoiselle Doolittle.
Bye bye, Blue.
Bye bye!
Bye, kitty!
Bye, Smurfs!
Bye.
Bye.
Cake.
Can't very well end the festivities without
Careful, Clumsy!
Cats.
Check. Where is phase two?
Cheerio!
Close enough. Come, come.
Close the door! Close the door!
Clumsy and Grouchy, go meet Master Winslow.
Clumsy, Grouchy, get up there, and help me get this door open.
Clumsy! Are you trying to get us smurfed?
Clumsy.
Code blue! Code blue! Repeat, this is not a drill. Code blue.
Come along, children. Right this way.
Come on, Blue.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Hackus!
Come on, Hackus! Let's go!
Come on, if you're game, so am I.
Come on, it's not that bad.
Come on, Jokey, do you really think that I, the smartest Smurf in the village,
Come on, you used to love this crown.
Come, Azrael!
Come, Azrael. Hurry up.
Come, come, come!
Come, come, let us away! To the iron spire!
Come. Come along, my dear.
Completely unaware that not too far away,
Cover me.
Cry? No. Flush her down the toilet bowl.
Cut it.
Daddy always loses.
Daddy and Vicster!
Daddy, can we cut the cake?
Daddy's flying! Daddy's flying!
Daddy's home.
Decidedly not!
Deep breath for the EpiPen.
Deeply, deeply disappointing experiments.
Did I miss all the presents?
Did we please you, Father?
Did you do this with your sisters back in Smurf Village?
Do these have any peanuts?
Do you like it?
Do you mean Gargamel?
Do you mind? I'm trying to bookend this.
Do you see what is going on out there?
Does everyone get a new outfit, or just Patrick?
Don't do it.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Don't hurt my cupcake!
Don't just stand there yelling at me! Attack!
Don't kill the narrator!
Don't teach that beautiful son of yours that love is conditional, because it is not.
Don't tell me you actually care for these pathetic creatures.
Don't worry. Everyone likes it. He's a celebrity. Come on.
Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr Pussy Foot!
Duck, duck, duck.
Duck?
Dude.
Enough fooling around, yes? Open wide, Azrael.
Escaped?
Even though we're all different heights and whatnot.
Even you, my flea bitten little fur bag.
Everybody good? Right?
Everyone, this is Vexy.
Everything, I'm afraid.
Except that everything was a complete smurftastrophe.
Excuse us! Sorry!
Experiment?
Family! I like family!
Faster! Faster!
Father, I can fit through there. Let me get Smurfette.
Father, no.
Father, please.
Father! Father!
Father?
Father's going to be very happy.
Father's going to love this.
Father's gonna kill us! Go faster!
Feed them. Feed them!
Finally, finally.
First, we'll see if this works, huh?
Fly, big stork, fly!
Focus, everyone. We've got to find Smurfette quickly.
For the love of Smurf, use the pointy end!
For the simple reason, you see, we deep fry them in peanut oil.
Forever!
Free Hackus!
From New York street performer to the new toast of Europe,
From now on, lam...
From the evil wizard who made me.
From the most innovative conjurer the world has ever seen.
Gargamania,
Gargamel is hatching a terrible, terrible plan.
Gargamel just made her, but you,
Gargamel zapped him.
Gargamel!
Gargamel.
Get a shroom.
Get Blue. Blue?
Get it, get it.
Give him the formula.
Give him the formula.
Give him the formula.
Give me the Smurfette! Now!
Give them what you have! Take some from me.
Go ahead, big guy, it's okay.
Go ahead, take it.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Make a wish, my dear.
Go ahead. It's your birthday present.
Go get yourself in trouble. Be naughty! I'll take care of the rest.
Go on, get out, get out, get out.
Go out there and see for yourself.
Go, go!
Good bye, Grace.
Good bye.
Good dog.
Good evening! Good evening!
Good idea, Vanity.
Good job, Grace!
Good job!
Good luck with that.
Good luck, Daddy!
Good save, Hackus.
Goodbye, Patrick Winslow.
Goose!
Got attacked as a corn dog, fell down a sewer,
Gotcha.
Grace called me.
Grace, he ruins everything.
Grace, this is Vexy, my other sister.
Grace!
Grandpa Vicster is a duck!
Grandpa Vicster.
Great.
Great.
Grouchy, get down. He'll see you.
Grouchy, take a look.
Grouchy, the only way we'll be extinct is if Smurfette gives Gargamel the secret formula.
Grouchy!
Grouchy!
Grouchy.
Guess I'll never really be one of them.
Guys?
Hackus blue!
Hackus blue!
Hackus blue. Hackus blue.
Hackus cat fishing. Caught a big one.
Hackus dizzy.
Hackus dizzy.
Hackus doesn't know anything.
Hackus go! Hackus go!
Hackus is blue!
Hackus leaking again. Leaking again!
Hackus leaking.
Hackus leaking.
Hackus like blue.
Hackus live! Hackus live!
Hackus lives!
Hackus love to hug.
Hackus pretty, too.
Hackus real boy.
Hackus squeeze!
Hackus tell you everything I know.
Hackus to the rescue!
Hackus, Hackus, Hackus.
Hackus, these are your new brothers.
Hackus, this is Grace and Patrick.
Hackus!
Hackus!
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Had to travel by armpit just to find out we're all gonna be extinct!
Hang on, Smurfs! Victor's on the way!
Happy birthday, Blue.
Happy birthday, Smurfette!
Happy Smurfs were going about their happy lives
Hard to put a positive spin on that.
Have a nice trip!
Have fun, children. Just remember, be kind to each other.
Haven't you ever been hugged?
Having that nightmare again?
He can turn as many Naughties into Smurfs as his greedy heart desires.
He did. This is my stepfather.
He distracted me at the worst possible moment, Grace.
He doesn't look good.
He sent my parrot away.
He shows up, and he ruins things. That's what he does.
He shows up.
He turned her into a true blue Smurf,
He will come for me.
He won't, because he knows you're where you really belong.
He's been chewed up about it ever since.
He's dying.
He's my dad.
He's not my father.
He's one of us.
He's...
Head spin!
Hello, handsome.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, my lowly little bootlicks.
Hello, pretty lady! I'm pretty, too!
Hello, pretty lady.
Hello, you.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
Hello. Where's my Gracie?
Help Hackus.
Help me get this open.
Help me, somebody. Somebody please, let me out!
Help me, Wanda! Help, help me, Wanda!
Help!
Help!
Her papa?
Here comes kitty! Look out!
Here comes trouble!
Here is your room service.
Here she is! Act natural!
Here we are, guys, the Paris Opera House.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Here.
Hey, blondie. Where you going?
Hey, Brainy, here's my present for Smurfette's surprise party.
Hey, Grouchy. Hey, Gutsy.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Hackus, I got you a present.
Hey, Hackus. See that candy store?
Hey, I never asked for you to come barging into my life, okay?
Hey, I'm Positive, remember?
Hey, is that coffee?
Hey, isn't he the guy from the Korndog commercials on TV?
Hey, look me in the eyes and say that.
Hey, look, it's a catfish!
Hey, no, put my car down.
Hey, okay.
Hey, Smurfette.
Hey, Vanity.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, what's with all the decorations?
Hey, who smurfed a bite out of Smurfette's birthday cake?
Hey, you found Smurfette!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! I've seen that lady before.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Just give him a punt.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, I'm Greedy. You want to share a cupcake?
Hi, Smurfette.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Hackus.
High fours!
His real father left and started a new family.
Hit it again.
Hit me with your best shot.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on tight, Hackus.
Hold on!
Hold this!
Hooah!
Hooah!
Hooah!
How am I going to get Smurfette to give me that formula, Azrael?
How are we gonna stop this thing?
How are you?
How dare you call me that? I have bungled nothing!
How dare you? Alaka...
How dare you? How dare you call me "Yo"?
How did you get out?
How did you manage that?
How do you know I won't use it on you?
How I love portal creation.
How is it we can't reach a doorknob, but we can get up here?
How much essence did you extract?
How was that, Smurfs?
How's that?
Hurry up. There's no time to argue.
Hurry, he's going for his wand.
Hurry, lads.
Hurry, up those ropes.
Hurry, Vanity.
Hurry!
Hurry. They're probably doing something mean and horrible to her right now.
Hush up! Hush up!
Hyphen Doyle.
Hyphen Doyle.
Hyphen Smurf.
I also chose to love you as my own.
I am covered in filth.
I am enamoured of that swiping motion.
I am not a Doyle man.
I asked for a shroud of mystery. This is a wisp!
I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope.
I betrayed the Smurfs.
I borrowed a waiter's outfit for you, complete with a security card for the elevator.
I brought you home.
I call her La Wanda.
I call that a Crepe Smurfette.
I can always make others.
I can hear them, but I can't see them.
I can't see! I can't see!
I can't wait to see the rest of my family.
I can't.
I capture my ungrateful daughter
I care about you.
I could use some help.
I didn't ask you to marry my mother or take away Zeus.
I didn't exactly steal it.
I didn't hear a "thank you."
I didn't kidnap you, Smurfette.
I do believe we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
I do love a good musical. Guilty!
I don't care what we saw.
I don't know what to do.
I don't think so, Gargamel!
I don't think so, Gargamel.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's gonna be a problem!
I don't trust you, and I'm not telling you anything.
I don't understand what that means.
I escaped.
I extracted all I could from Papa Smurf in the kingdom of New York.
I get so puffy when I travel.
I got it!
I got it! Say "please."
I got you...
I had to turn that man into a giant toad. It's a magic show, isn't it?
I had to.
I hate my life.
I have always wanted to do this!
I have been scarred for life.
I have new brothers!
I have seen unspeakable things down there.
I have the security card.
I have these horrible dreams about where I come from,
I haven't done enough.
I hope Smurfette's here.
I hope this works.
I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me.
I just don't get it.
I just, I...
I kind of miss you being as big as a house with more of you to hug.
I knew it would end this way!
I know you only have a tiny little pea sized brain in there, but think!
I know.
I lied. One giant leap for me!
I love this plan!
I love to make trouble! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
I love your work. Really, all of you.
I loved your mother with all my heart.
I made you your favourite, my dear. Blue velvet.
I mean, look at this view.
I mean, papa to Papa.
I must have failed her.
I nearly smurfed myself.
I place you into a terrifying machine and extract your essence.
I remember when my father threw me down the well for the first time.
I said not now!
I saved enough grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion.
I sprained my face.
I still have plenty enough essence left to carry out my delightfully diabolical plan.
I taught her love and kindness.
I think Brainy is a really excellent choice.
I think I can reach that pin.
I think it's time for this.
I think most of you know La Wanda...
I thought you said your father left you.
I thought you were supposed to be good.
I took care of Jeannette, and I made her happy.
I turn you and hundreds other like you blue.
I turned her blue.
I want ale, curds and blistered meats sent into my room in 10 minutes,
I want him gone.
I want to be able to whack him right in the smurf berries.
I want you to know that as my first official act,
I was a kid, and Zeus was the only part of my dad I had left.
I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals.
I was doing a little thinking myself.
I was just wondering if you could be so kind as to tell me what room...
I was like Meryl smurfin' Streep.
I was not allergic to that bird, Patrick.
I was so worried about you.
I will put you on the guest list.
I win.
I wish I had a cold.
I wish I had that hair.
I would have been in the elevator if it wasn't for him.
I would never put peanuts in a Korndog.
I wouldn't want to be the stork that brought that guy.
I'd be completely nauseated if this weren't
I'll be in charge while you're gone!
I'll give it to you. Just feed them.
I'll just go back and get it.
I'll need courage, intelligence and strength.
I'll teach you to mess with us Doyle ducks!
I'm a scary ghost!
I'm afraid that's all the show we have time for.
I'm afraid we're on a bit of an essence budget around here lately.
I'm back!
I'm blue.
I'm falling! I'm falling!
I'm glad his throat opened up and his lips are back to normal.
I'm going in.
I'm going to create a portal all the way from Smurf Village right here to my Smurfalator,
I'm going to need a little snip.
I'm going to present each and every one of you with a free Korndog...
I'm going to rule the entire world!
I'm gonna make big trouble.
I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.
I'm gonna strangle that duck.
I'm Grouchy, and I got a lot of pent up anger to vent!
I'm like Commando Smurf.
I'm not having this conversation with a duck.
I'm not pounding anything!
I'm on a dark, lifeless planet that smells like corn dogs!
I'm positive we should just leave him in here.
I'm really proud of you, Patrick Winslow.
I'm scrunching again.
I'm so glad I thought of this!
I'm so scared.
I'm so sorry, my dear. I thought you knew.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry Papa Smurf didn't come for you.
I'm sorry.
I'm squandering it?
I'm struggling to remain positive here.
I'm very proud of you.
I'm Victor, Patrick's dad.
I've given you everything.
I've got something you need for your mission.
I've had Hefty's crystal shoved down my throat,
I've missed you.
I've only got five crystals.
I've seen where you put your nose.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a corn dog...
If she does, it would mean the end of all Smurf kind.
If that Patrick person is here, then Papa cannot be far behind.
If this is a joke, I assure you I don't find it funny.
If you stop being such an annoying little brat and give him the formula.
If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you.
If you weren't in excruciating pain, you'd be laughing hysterically, believe me.
If... Hello?
Imagine how good you'd look if you were actually helping.
In particular, your Blue Period.
Incoming!
Instead, you're both just deeply disappointing experiments.
Is a Smurf's butt blue?
Is everyone all right?
Is Gargamel your father?
Is it her birthday? Really? Who cares?
Is now taking on the City of Light, Paris, France.
Is she giving him the formula?
Is Smurfette really worth all this?
Is that a birthday cake?
Is that a giant Smurfalator?
Is this what happy feels like?
Isn't this fun?
It appears I lack sufficient essence to create a human size portal.
It doesn't matter where you came from.
It got so bad, every day, you were wheezing, coughing.
It looks like the power lines run this way.
It seems like only yesterday
It was a trap.
It worked!
It worked. All the world is mine!
It would benefit us both, don't you see, my dear?
It'll wear off eventually.
It's a mirror, you barbarian.
It's a tiny little magical wand of your very own.
It's about Smurfette.
It's excruciatingly painless.
It's feeding time soon.
It's feeding time.
It's for you.
It's global warming. Buy a Prius.
It's going to be wild, right, Social Smurf?
It's in the bathroom. Check my side of the sink.
It's kind of in my blood.
It's my birthday.
It's not in a duck's nature to get upset.
It's okay. Every time a Smurf toots, someone smiles.
It's Smurfy's Law.
It's so nice having another girl around.
It's some sort of magic window.
It's such a shame when a bad girl turns good.
Joke it up, funny boy, but I am proud as a peacock to be a freedom flighter.
Just a few more bubbles.
Just act scary.
Just give me the card.
Just going to take a little off around the ears.
Just got fried.
Just like their big sister.
Just like when he first moved into my house.
Just right over there. Thanks.
Just the secret formula that Papa used to turn you into a real Smurf.
Keep it up, no neck, I'll turn you into a cross eyed newt.
Kind of tired of looking at myself, Smurfette.
Kindness, presents,
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
L'Opera House, s'il vous plait.
Le bingo.
Le chat VIP.
Leave me alone.
Leave my son alone!
Let Hackus play with the kitty.
Let's go home, everybody!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! We got to get her out of there!
Let's go.
Let's just get the formula back and get out of here. Hooah!
Let's just say that the Plaza Athénée laundry room was paid a little visit
Let's see.
Let's see...
Let's smurf this mushroom stand. Let's roll.
Like I said, if there are any problems...
Like it. Like it. Whatever.
Like my traitorous Smurfette.
Like tiger or like lions, you know?
Like you, blondie.
Listen to me, Patrick.
Little Blue.
Little Paddy Doyle.
Look at all this essence.
Look at that big wheel.
Look at that. It's a magical creature.
Look at you. Look at you.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Coming through!
Look, a present.
Look, this is my Smurfette we're talking about. We have to go.
Look! I found something.
Lots of flying, but I never had a sister.
Made locally by a cruelty free baker who swears he's never even seen a peanut.
Magic man, hand over the Smurfette.
Make her stop. It burns.
Master Winslow, it's hard for me,
Master Winslow, please.
Master Winslow, you coming with us?
Master Winslow?
Master Winslow's gotten old.
Maybe I really don't belong here.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it'll show us where Smurfette is.
Maybe Papa was wrong.
Maybe someday, Patrick, you'll learn to appreciate my smurfy qualities, too!
Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.
Me no likey!
Me, me, pick me, Papa!
Me, too.
Mimosa pollen.
Mimosa pollen.
Miss Doolittle.
Monsieur Gargamel!
Monsieur Gargamel! Monsieur Gargamel!
Monsieur Gargamel?
Monsieur Gargamel.
Monsieur Gargamel.
Moron.
Moron.
My face! My face!
My father's parrot.
My French is tres sexy, non?
My friend, there are no such thing as problems.
My Gargaberries!
My last word of advice to you is this...
My parrot.
My public awaits.
My whole body is scrunching!
Narcissism is about to save the day.
Narcissist.
Naughties, attack!
Naughties?
Naughty, naughty, naughty.
Naughty, naughty!
Need a catch, please.
Negative? Nah. I'm all about positive.
Never did. Never once.
Never mind. I forgot you were you.
Nice going, Clumsy.
Nice going.
Nice move, stealing a cart.
Nice work, my dear.
Nice.
Nice.
Nicely played, Vexy.
Ninety nine bottles of Smurf on the wall.
No "actuallys."
No depth perception.

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