See No Evil, Hear No Evil Edit

A blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like an asshole.

A blind, egotistical asshole who denies he can't see shit.

A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo.

A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold.

A little lunch you had left over. Heh heh heh.

A little motel on the interstate,

A little right. A little left. Right. Turn right!

A magnificent phony. May I have it, please?

A room temperature superconductor.

A woman

A woman present?

Aah!

About five miles west of the George Washington.

Acid indigestion and that full, bloated feeling.

Adele got away. The police will be here any minute.

Adele, wait! I need some money. I might have to buy somebody.

ADELE: Good luck with the job.

ADELE: I can't make a left turn. I'll have to swing around the block.

ADELE: I sure was worried about you two.

ADELE: Watch your step. You're a dumb idiot!

ADELE: What are you talking about?

Afraid not. Goodbye.

After all, this to me is just fun.

After I'd arranged to borrow a small sample.

Ah!

Ah! Whoa! Whoa!

Ah.

Ah.

Aim for 12 o'clock. MAN 2: Hit him!

All I want to know is what time is it?

All right, get them up.

All right, I'll take care of this.

All right, it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident.

All right, jokers, you got 10 seconds to come out with your hands up.

All right, let's go!

All right, let's move out.

All right, Mr. Lyons, I need a nice full face shot first.

All right, Mr. Sutherland. Goodbye.

All right, take the cuffs off him before he wrecks the goddamn joint.

All right. Thank you. Can we go to the bar?

All right. We'll go to Great Gorge and we'll wait for your call.

Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun.

Am I right, sir?

Am I with you? Of course.

Amazing. Who'd believe it?

An effective antacid. It is also..."

An English guy and a black woman.

And a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived.

And a ticket...

And everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me.

And he put a pistol to my head.

And I told him, if you gotta go, you gotta go! Go!

And I'm blind for life.

And in his first visit to the U.S.,

And left, left, left. Circle left.

And stop! Stop!

And take off into the air.

And tell him... Sorry, Wally.

And the other one is blind.

And then it's gonna be all brand new. Come on, doctor.

And then one day, she turned into this creature

And there are the dogs. Three of them.

And this is my good friend, David Lyons.

And this lovely lady to my left here, this is Lisa.

And today I realized for the first time: I'm full of shit.

And turn. Very good. That's lovely. And go. And we go.

And unlike plain antacids,

And when can we expect our two distinguished guests?

And you never get me into trouble.

And you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain.

And you'll be dead.

ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Three minutes until post time. Three minutes until post time.

Another place, we might've had a chance.

Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons?

Anything to get off your chest?

Are we caught in a time warp here? Twilight Zone, maybe?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you serious? Yes, I'm goddamn serious.

Are you talking to me? 225!

Are you the owner of the shop, sir?

Are you with me?

As you can see, this remains a complicated issue.

At least my way we have a chance. Are you with me?

Back, back. Back, Wally. And turn. And one, two, three.

Ballistics report. What do you got?

Be responsive to what I'm going to say.

Beautifully put, Mr. Kerew.

Because he's deaf, not stupid.

Because I don't need you or anyone else!

Because I owe him? I feel sick.

Because I'm blind? Shove it up your ass, pal.

Because some asshole drunk drived me into a fire hydrant

Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate!

Because you're both witnesses. I don't understand this.

Blind? Deaf? What, is this a joke?

Bomb bay doors open! Raoul!

Boss fires you, fuck him. Hey, fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck it, right?

BOTH: Ooh!

Both! Both of them!

Boy, damn. I wish I had met you eight years ago.

BRADDOCK: All right, guys, let's go, huh?

BRADDOCK: Come on, move these guys. Let's move.

BRADDOCK: Come on.

BRADDOCK: Do you have a security officer?

BRADDOCK: Go on home. Your mother's looking for you.

BRADDOCK: Hey! Hey, wait a minute! Grab them!

BRADDOCK: I got a surprise for you! GATLIN: You can't do that.

BRADDOCK: If I brought in some pictures, could you identify them?

BRADDOCK: We found something in the apartment of Mr. Scotto.

BRADDOCK: We went to all this trouble to catch them, and now I can't shoot them?

BRADDOCK: What the hell is a mens rea?

Bring the coin to the house with a thousand windows." Route 104.

Bullshit! You're an actor.

But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction,

But I can't. I'm blind.

But I want to give it to you. Dave, please, listen to me.

But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?

But that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.

But this morning,

But we both use condoms. How's this possible?

But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning.

But what are your intentions?

But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive?

But with luck, we'll have you out of here by 5:00.

But, you see,

By the stink of the 7000 tons of garbage

Calm down. Just calm down. We'll get them.

Can I help you? I'm here about the ad in the paper.

Can we go now?

Can you hear me?!

Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim?

Can you please hurry? We have to bury the car.

Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman?

Can't you walk? Do we have to carry you?

Cancel the swimming lessons. What'll the guys at the club say?

Captain Braddock, you're a dickhead.

Captain, we got the real killer. We got the real killer.

Careful. Careful.

Careful. Narrow. Narrow.

Careful. The broken wood is in front of you.

Careful. You remember what happened last time.

Certainly, my dear.

Checkbook,

Circle left. And right! Right, circle right.

Circle left. Circle left.

Circle left. Left. Stand still!

Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years.

Come in, Mr. Kerew. I'm delighted to see you.

Come on now, let's go, huh? Jesus.

Come on, big mouth, say something. Let's get down.

Come on, come on.

Come on, get them up! Get your hands up!

Come on, I'm dead if I go with you.

Come on, keep coming,

Come on, you bitch!

Come on!

Come on! You don't show me shit! Who are you fighting this time?

Come on. Come on. Going up. Step up.

Come on. For crying out loud.

Come on. Hands over your head.

Come on. Last night I was out with your sister.

Congratulations. Wally says what?

COP [OVER RADIO]: They crashed through in a squad car.

COP 1: Move it!

COP 1: Watch your leg, watch your leg.

COP 2: Drop it! I said drop it!

COP 3: Open it up. MAN: You're sick!

COP: Watch out!

Cows! Cows! Cows!

Damn those guys.

Damn, she smells good.

Dave, can you see them now?

Dave, I can't...

Dave, I've been running on fumes most of my life.

Dave, meet my sister, Adele. Adele, this is my dear friend, David.

Dave, stop the begging, man.

Dave, yo!

Dave, you don't have to give me anything.

DAVE: "...bubbles of gas trapped in the stomach can cause heartburn,

DAVE: Brakes! Wally, put on the brakes!

DAVE: Captain, honestly...

DAVE: Circle right. Circle right. Circle right.

DAVE: Get ready.

DAVE: Get ready. You said we wasn't up in the air!

DAVE: Go on, get out of here. Wally's just on top of that hill.

DAVE: How does someone so beautiful kill somebody? I don't understand.

DAVE: I didn't hear anything.

DAVE: I hope I bump into you again.

DAVE: I just ripped my good pants.

DAVE: I think it's them.

DAVE: I'm not a crybaby. WALLY: Hmph! You are a crybaby.

DAVE: It's a greenhouse. There she is, Wally.

DAVE: Oh, no.

DAVE: Oh, sorry about the flowers.

DAVE: Push the seat back. Find the lever and push the seat back.

DAVE: Single file. Single file.

DAVE: That's better than Philadelphia.

DAVE: The house is all glass, and it's on huge rocks.

DAVE: There we go. This should be fun.

DAVE: They just went behind some trees.

DAVE: Wait. Let's try the door.

DAVE: Well, guess what you are.

DAVE: You ever want to be in the circus?

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave! Speak to me!

Dave! Talk to me!

Dave! What's going on?

Dave?

Dave?

Dave?

Dave?

Dave?

Dave? Dave!

Dave? Dave? Da...

Dave? Head down.

Dave? What just happened?

Dave.

David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me about you.

David Lyons'. My lawyers?

Dead? I thought you weren't gonna kill us.

Demonstrators? Good. Go with the flow. Mix in.

Denies? You're the one who denies! This is you, right?

Depends on how this fight comes out.

Di Gel?

Did I hit the board? No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better.

Did we take blood? GATLIN: Get up!

Did you find it, my dear?

Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson? "Yo hannson." How soon we forget.

Did you say what time is it? Yes, I did. What time is it?

DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO] 2286, this is Dispatch. What is your location?

Do as I say, or you're a dead man. Turn around!

Do you have our keys with you? Yeah.

Do you know what's wrong?

Do you like Harvey Wallbangers? Harvey who?

Do you mean everything you just said?

Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial

Does that mean I get the job?

Doesn't matter, as long as they want it real bad.

Dogs? Yeah, Dobermans. They're killers.

Don't back out on me now.

Don't do me no favors.

Don't do shit for me.

Don't guide me. Don't guide me. What?

Don't shoot!

Don't tell me you didn't hear anything. He heard it.

Don't tell me you didn't see anything. He saw it.

Don't those state cops have anything?

Don't touch it.

Don't worry, my dear. Everything's arranged.

Don't worry. GATLIN: Get up.

Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology.

Dr. Johannson, my question is for you.

Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!

Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology.

Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology.

DRIVER: Are you fucking deaf? Move! WOMAN: Get out of the way!

DRIVER: Get off the street!

Easy for you to say.

Eat this! This guy's tough, Wally.

Eight,

Eleven o'clock!

Especially on the last Thursday of every month.

Eve, we've been associated for five years.

EVE: I know you don't know who we are.

EVE: May I have the coin, Mr. Kerew?

EVE: Mr. Sutherland? Perfect timing. Come in, my dear.

Every available cruiser, scramble now.

Excuse me, captain? What?

Excuse me, miss, have we met before?

Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Where's the little red Alfa?

Excusez moi, Monsieur Hot Shit.

Face forward, please.

Face front!

Face front.

Face front.

FEMALE VOICE: The parking brake has been released.

Fine. Big mouth.

Fire two!

Five to three. I got mixed up!

Follow me. Careful.

For chrissakes, how far could they get? An all cars alert!

For chrissakes, you're feeling too sorry for them.

Form barricades. 6th Avenue to Hudson, Houston to West 4th.

Four, five...

Four, three... The county is really cracking down.

Freeze!

Fuck it.

Fuck you. Going down.

Fuck.

Fucking A! Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her.

Funny thing is, this didn't happen to her

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

GATLIN: Aah! BRADDOCK: Hey, what the hell!

GATLIN: Come on, let's go. We gotta go. I'm sorry.

GATLIN: It's all over.

GATLIN: Sergeant Keller, I need every man you can spare

GATLIN: We gotta cover every road.

GATLIN: What are you doing?

Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat.

Get another job.

Get behind this car. There's a car. Watch your knees.

Get him out of here. I want him out, now!

Get in the car! Open that up! What's up?

Get me close. I'm trying.

Get me down Seventh Avenue right away.

Get out of here! I don't want to leave you!

Get ready!

Get ready! One o'clock! Good. Good.

Get your ass over here.

Give me your hand. No, wait. The other one. Here we go.

Go on in.

Go on! Get out of here. Get out!

Go slowly to your left and try to stay off the sidewalk.

Goddamn it! Dave! Dave! How in the fuck do you expect me to get out of this shit?!

Goddamn them. Goddamn them. Take it easy, we'll find them.

Good thing the girl remembered the sister.

Good, good, good.

Good.

Goodbye, Mr. Lyons.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodness, you're right!

Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made.

Great Gorge is a big resort in Vernon Valley.

Great. Do you think you can stop Khomeini?

Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down...

Great. Just great.

Great. That's a nice surprise.

Guess who I ran into today? Who?

Ha, ha. Aah!

Ha, ha. You're a funny guy. I really like that ad you put in the paper.

Ha!

Half of $8 million.

Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons. Remember?

Have a nice day. Just keep our heads.

Have the coin?

Have you read Norman Cousins about the immune system?

He gets six months' suspended sentence.

He is not my boyfriend.

He was talking with Scotto when I arrived.

He was the only one who would give me credit. Face front.

He's always coming around trying to get bribes.

He's coming, Wally. He's coming.

He's deaf. You have to be facing him.

He's not facing the camera? No!

Head down, bring it down. WALLY: Dave?

Headquarters, this is Barricade 4! Headquarters, this is Barricade 4!

Headquarters, this is Steely. Over.

Hello?

Hello? Oh, no!

Here it is.

Here we go.

Here we go. Here's your key.

Here you are, doctor. I got mine and you got yours.

Here you are.

Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler.

Here.

Here's another door.

Hey, asshole. Who do you think you are?

Hey, give me Room 49, please. Hurry.

Hey, I said shut the fuck up!

Hey, sis, how am I doing?

Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look.

Hey, when is this gonna be on? I want my sister to tape it.

Hey, you sure there's only three dogs?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Ooh.

Hi, guess who. Just tell me you're all right.

Hi, I'm blind. Could you show me where the ladies' room is?

Hi. Dave!

Hi. Dave.

His lawyers are here. BRADDOCK: Whose?

Hit her! Hit her, Dave! Smack her!

Hit her! Hit her, Dave! What's...?

Hm.

Hold it right there.

Hold it steady. This isn't easy.

Hold it! Hold it right there!

Hold my head.

Hold my head. Okay.

Hold on to it in case anything happens to me.

Holding still.

How am I doing? Watch the road!

How are you doing? I'm doing great!

How come you couldn't give me a description?

How could we lose a blind guy and a deaf guy?

How do you do? How do you do?

How do you do? Nice to meet you.

How do you know that? I almost got married there.

How do you treat it?

How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?

How'd you become an actor if you're deaf?

How's that feel? Good?

Hurry, Wally! Hurry, Wally! Come on, Wally!

I accept what I can do and what I can't do.

I almost forgot. I need some, uh...

I also suspect you have excellent hearing, like myself.

I always wanted to ask you that.

I am standing. DAVE: Wait.

I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach.

I believe is on the floor in front of you.

I bet these guys are really gonna enjoy themselves on Rikers Island, huh?

I bet you learn to speak Spanish real quick. Won't that be nice?

I better take a look.

I can fix all your problems in 10 seconds.

I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo.

I can take the wheel now. Slide over me.

I can't do this. Yes, you can.

I can't see you, Dave. Unh!

I can't see your lips. What are you saying?

I can't see, but I bet you're not crying.

I can't see. I can't see.

I can't see. Take me to my room. Let me have a look.

I can't. You can.

I couldn't see their lips.

I didn't just fuck my life up today.

I didn't know I was standing on your jacket.

I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago.

I didn't want to bring them near Mr. Sutherland. Tell him that.

I don't feel I have to pass. You do.

I don't have that many brothers.

I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do.

I don't know what this is, but it's not gold. Gold doesn't chip and peel like this.

I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right.

I don't know, but I learnt this at the Braille Institute.

I don't know. I've never tried it. Really?

I don't like it. It's very humiliating.

I don't see it.

I don't think running around catching vicious, scum killers

I don't think so.

I don't think you understand. My friend...

I don't want no favors.

I dragged my sister into this shit. Damn near got her killed.

I feel like a commercial.

I feel like an ass.

I feel ridiculous. You look fine to me!

I figure me and you, we know a lot. Dave! Ah!

I get the feeling I'm not the only blind person in this room.

I got that.

I got the wheel, you take the pedals.

I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo. That's a lot for one day.

I grew up with brothers. Let's get out of here.

I guarantee it. You guarantee it?

I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired.

I had no idea. I'm sorry.

I happened to think the Knicks were gonna beat Boston. They came close.

I hate when that happens.

I have a couple from London, a doctor from Sweden

I have a lot of love for you. Thank you.

I have nothing to switch to. Oh, there he is!

I have this terrible fear

I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway, if you like it up the butt.

I hear the sirens. The police will be here soon.

I heard that song before.

I heard your voice!

I hope you don't snore. I'll send you back to Germany.

I hope you have an invitation. Heh heh heh. He's got some mean dogs up there.

I invite you to come along.

I just want to say I'm sorry, Dave.

I know where the coin is, but he's in the room. Get him out.

I know, but $50, please.

I know. Listen, I need some of that stuff up there.

I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night.

I liked him. He was a gentleman.

I need a racing form and binoculars. Where are you?

I never knew anyone could be that beautiful.

I only saw her from the rear. When she came in, I was looking at her face.

I owe him some money.

I read your ad in the paper about an lvy League type.

I said hold it, or I'll throw your brains out!

I said, I'm doing damn good for a...

I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking,

I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman.

I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn.

I suppose a fuck is out of the question.

I think David got things a little mixed up.

I think he's by the door.

I think I can prove to a judge that both of these men had the mens rea.

I think it's over.

I think it's the blind guy.

I think we should kill them. We have to.

I think we're floating towards New Jersey.

I think we're in over our heads.

I think you better back up.

I thought I was being tailed. I thought it was the cops.

I thought you let one go.

I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.

I told him I had enough trouble with two wheel drive. I hate this.

I turned out the lights, just for a moment.

I wanna see a lawyer! I wanna see a doctor.

I want to see this.

I want to shoot them. I want to shoot them!

I want you to hear me. Okay?!

I want you to know I have no intention of killing you.

I want you to listen to me.

I want you to meet friends of mine.

I want you to. Let's give it a try.

I wanted to know, you make a lot of money in this line of work?

I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been.

I wasn't born deaf. I got scarlet fever in high school.

I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger.

I wasn't trying to pull anything. Honestly.

I will. Thank you. What?

I wish I hadn't killed him. No, no. If you had to, you had to.

I would like you to. Go ahead, Wally.

I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field:

I'd love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that.

I'd say that that's extremely...

I'll blow your brains out.

I'll call our employer and find out.

I'll catch up with you later! Do you hear me?

I'll check if he has the coin.

I'll even wait for you if you want.

I'll get him out of there. You just get the coin.

I'll get that son of a bitch now!

I'll get them. I'm gonna get them.

I'll just go have a nice hot bath and a cocktail before dinner.

I'll kill you, you fuck!

I'll let their rooms go. But you have to wait till 10.

I'll pick you up in front of the building.

I'll return tomorrow morning at approximately 8:37.

I'll tell you exactly how I feel in just a minute or two.

I'll throw this knife through your brain! Freeze!

I'll wait in the car. No, meet me behind the diner.

I'm a Swede, and you're a sweetie.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in.

I'm afraid so.

I'm currently pointing a gun at your head.

I'm David Lyons. Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you?

I'm delighted too.

I'm doing damn good for a blind man. What'd you say?

I'm from Sweden.

I'm getting fed up with her.

I'm going to try. Open up them pores, okay?

I'm gonna go water the plants, if you don't mind.

I'm great. I wish you were here with your car.

I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons.

I'm not handicapped. I have you.

I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it.

I'm over here, Wally. Over where, Dave?

I'm reading your lips. Do you want the job or don't you?

I'm really deaf. How do you know what I'm saying?

I'm right here, Wally.

I'm right here. Good.

I'm right here. I'm right here. Step down. Step down once.

I'm saying...

I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked. You gotta have something.

I'm sorry, we're booked. Everything is taken by the medical convention.

I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say?

I'm telling you, these guys are getting to me.

I'm turning here, you idiot!

I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am.

I've been extremely rude. I'm just gonna leave you now.

I've brought the other one.

I've never seen him, but he smells real good.

Idiot!

If he wants us to kill them, we'll kill them.

If I have to die, I want my friend to tell me what time it is.

If I hear him, I can hit him. He'd put a hole through your head.

If it'll make you feel better. Left!

If we're not back in 30, call the police. Police?

If you don't push the seat back. I'm stuck.

If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind, we can do anything.

If you drop that pistol now,

Imagine electric cable the size of that coin

In the greenhouse where they can see her.

In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women,

Is a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer!

Is everybody happy now? Huh? Are we all friends again?

Is she saying "shit" or "ship"? "Shit."

Is something you and I are the best equipped people in the world at doing.

Is that what it is?

Is there somebody shooting at us?

Is this a joke? No, that's the Sutherland Estate.

It just means the intention to commit a crime.

It may be the most valuable material in this world.

It was all very simple till she made it very complicated.

It's 3:00.

It's a legal term.

It's a sickness, like if you were trying to pass for white.

It's about time. Quick! This way. This way.

It's against my car. Look... EVE: Kirgo.

It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor.

It's her! The killer?

It's not easy for me to say. I'm blind.

It's not up to me. It's up to Sutherland.

It's open.

It's really special. All right, party time.

It's time to go. Come on.

It's too bad.

Je... Jesus! Be careful, will you?

Jesus, I have 28 years on the force, a wife and five kids.

Jesus!

Jesus! I heard something! Yes!

Jesus.

Jesus. All right, no more bullshit! Was there or wasn't there a woman?

Joe. I got Lyons, David. Kerew, Wallace.

Jump! Get the police!

Just a minute, hold everything. Stop the music.

Just go! Don't worry about me, okay?

Just long enough to gain the advantage.

Just not to make a fool out of myself.

Just pick up the gold coin

Just point me in the right direction.

Kerew is blind. Repeat, blind.

Kerew. Wally Kerew. I'm his bookie.

Kesselring! Right. Heh, heh. I forget my own name next.

KIRGO: But there's no unions or benefits.

KIRGO: Here's the blind one.

KIRGO: Well, yes, actually I do. Okay.

KIRGO: With a little luck, we'll have them to ourselves by 5:00.

Kirgo?

Knife,

Laid! The last time you were laid!

Left, left. I said, left!

Left! Right! Straight! Left! Left!

Left! You're mashing my nuts! Ah!

Leslie. Hi. Leslie, hi.

Let me go. I know the law. I get to shoot them.

Let me have that.

Let's go, gentlemen.

Let's go. Wait.

Let's see if I can find it.

Let's try and put a stop to it.

Like a walk in the park.

Like this? Louder.

Like you're some kind of leper. We're being bitter, aren't we?

Listen, asswipe.

Listen, man, $225 a week.

Listen.

Little creep!

Look a little silly to me. Kind of foolish.

Look at that. Contacts again. See that?

Look at what? Don't look! Get your hands off of me!

Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand. I think he may be holding it for us.

Look me in the eye and say that. I would if I could,

Lord, help me. Does Dad know?

Lot of nice memories.

Lower, he's a couple inches shorter than you.

Lyons is deaf. Repeat, deaf.

Lyons, David, 5'10", Caucasian, blond hair.

Make up your mind! It's 12:00.

Making it look like a coin was just a handy way to get it out of Washington

MAN [ON TV]: Yes, sir, our losers will get...

MAN 1: Get on the sidewalk! MAN 2: Look out!

MAN 1: I don't wanna take my wife to a motel.

MAN 1: What about cancellations? She doesn't have any rooms?

MAN 2: All right. Okay, let's go. Let's go.

MAN 2: Sorry I couldn't help you.

MAN: You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms.

May I ask what my share might be?

May I have it, please?

Mens rea?

Mind telling me what I've been running around risking my life for?

MITZIE: No. It's not possible. Oh, shit.

MITZIE: There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld.

Mmm.

Most of them like fucking.

Move right. Move right.

Move your hands. I can't see. Okay.

Move! Move!

Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf.

Mr. Kirgo decided to renegotiate his contract

Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector

Mr. Lyons!

Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us.

Much dangerous. Big fire.

Must I put a bullet through you to prove it?

Must've cost 45 bucks.

My God, Dave.

My God! No!

My God. My sister.

My hands are cuffed. I can't drive.

My pleasure.

My tummy's all kaput. What is that stuff up there?

New York Police Department. Ask for Captain Braddock.

Nice lady?

Nice way we can settle this? Can I get my coat?

No coin.

No shit. I got relatives in Jersey. How nice for you.

No, he'll kill me. My husband is an insurance man.

No, I can't, but if she's innocent,

No, I don't think anyone knew. I just lost my nerve.

No, I don't think so.

No, move your car. Get out of your way.

No, no, just a few feet off the ground.

No, no, no. We'll get a nice hot chocolate.

No, say one more word. One more fucking word. Come on!

No, schmuck! I'm deaf!

No, sir, I'm afraid you can't. Come on.

No, the person they're giving the coin to.

No, you can't. What do you mean I can't shoot them?

No, you tell him that. I've got a car out front.

No.

No. He never saw me. Also, he's deaf.

No. It seems crazy, after all these years, but I've never done that before.

No. No, we don't mind. Use it.

No. Put the cane... What is...? Put it down.

Nobody ever thought we would get this far.

Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin.

Nor can I see your face, Mr. Kerew,

Not everybody can stand around and wait!

Not if it's funny.

Not if you stamp your feet. If I what?

Not looking at you, looking at me!

Not me.

Not now, Wally, I'm busy.

Not yet. Not yet. It's 12...

Nothing's gonna happen to you. Good. Glad to find that out.

Now do you get it?!

Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here.

Now she's not your lawyer? That makes sense. Get out.

Now that you're released, how do you feel?

Now they're going back to the main house.

Now they're leaving.

Now you know. Can I get the job?

Now, doctor, I want you to just relax. Take it easy,

Now, Dr. Johannson,

Now, I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here.

Now, that doesn't happen every day.

Now, that's the truth. Huh?

Now, we know he had it at the airport. So he must've made a switch over somewhere.

Now, what's all the fuss about?

Nuts! What is it?

Of course I know what's happened. This is called "Blindness Hystericus."

Officer, excuse me, isn't there some

Oh, boy.

Oh, Dave. My God, Dave, what have I done this time?

Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon. You're gonna like him.

Oh, hold my head.

Oh, I feel like such a fool.

Oh, my God. Sometimes it comes just like that.

Oh, my God. WALLY: Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come.

Oh, no! Forward! Wally, go forward!

Oh, no. You're a gentleman. Get him.

Oh, pfft, sorry. I'll show you.

Oh, shit! Dave!

Oh, Special Forces.

Oh, sure, it's right over...

Oh, there you are. Damn.

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, you do speak English. Come on over here.