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The Parent Trap

The Parent Trap

"The Parent Trap" is a heartwarming and comedic family movie that was released in 1998. Directed by Nancy Meyers, the film follows the story of two identical twin sisters, Hallie Parker and Annie James, who were separated as infants when their parents divorced. The film stars Lindsay Lohan in a breakout role, playing both Hallie and Annie, and features an incredible ensemble cast.

One of the most remarkable aspects of "The Parent Trap" is Lindsay Lohan's portrayal of the mischievous yet lovable twins. This dual role showcases her acting abilities at a young age, and she skillfully differentiates between the two characters, making them easily distinguishable to the audience. Lohan's infectious energy and natural talent make the characters of Hallie and Annie truly come alive, endearing them to viewers of all ages.

Joining Lohan in the cast is Dennis Quaid, who plays the girls' father, Nick Parker. Quaid brings charm and charisma to the role of a successful vineyard owner, trying to reconnect with his long-lost daughters. Natasha Richardson portrays Elizabeth James, the girls' mother, who is a poised and sophisticated fashion designer. Richardson delivers a wonderful performance, capturing the essence of a loving yet independent mother who cherishes her family.

Adding to the film's humor is the exceptional performance of Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake, Nick Parker's ambitious and gold-digging girlfriend. Hendrix's portrayal of the conniving and self-centered woman provides plenty of comedic moments, as Hallie and Annie team up to expose her true intentions. Lisa Ann Walter and Simon Kunz portray Chessy and Martin, the caring and dedicated housekeeper and butler at the Parker residence, who become instrumental in reuniting the family.

Apart from the stellar cast, "The Parent Trap" features a delightful soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's lighthearted tone. Songs like "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles and "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood and The Destroyers are skillfully incorporated into the movie, enhancing its nostalgic and fun-filled ambiance. The soundtrack also includes original songs like "Let's Get Together," performed by Lindsay Lohan herself, which has become an enduring favorite among fans.

If you want to experience the magic of "The Parent Trap" again, or if you're discovering it for the first time, you can relive the adventure and download the movie from various platforms. The delightful sounds and memorable moments of this family classic can be enjoyed whenever and wherever you want. With an exceptional cast, a heartwarming story, and a soundtrack that will make you tap your feet, "The Parent Trap" is a timeless film that holds a special place in the hearts of audiences worldwide.

So, gather your loved ones, pop some popcorn, and get ready to embark on a journey of love, laughter, and family bonds as you witness the extraordinary talents of Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the cast in "The Parent Trap." Whether you're a fan of remakes or prefer the original 1961 version starring Hayley Mills, this iconic story has stood the test of time and continues to captivate audiences of all generations.

Experience the joy and laughter firsthand by immersing yourself in "The Parent Trap" today. You can easily find the movie and soundtrack online, allowing you to enjoy this beloved family film whenever you please. So get ready to play and download these sounds, and let the magic of "The Parent Trap" transport you to a world full of love, mischief, and happy endings.

A concert? You're going to put the paying customers to sleep.
A delightful woman, Mr Evers. How ever did you let her slip away?
A gruesome twosome we will be
A gypsy?
A lot of kids in camp had that problem.
A man of his age.
A nice, reliable, settled, comfortable woman,
A to Ks? No, dear, you're an R. Over with the P to Ss. Have we any X, Y, Zs here?
A vital, romantic fellow like Mitch, it's a cinch he's found a nice young wife.
A word of warning. Watch your demerits.
About the other night. I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
All good things have to end.
All our plans. Mother and I will be leaving tomorrow.
All our work and our plans!
All right, Sharon. Run along now.
All right, young ladies.
All right. I'm not screaming.
All right. Let's have it.
All right. What do you think of Vicky as a person?
All right. You wouldn't like her anyway.
All splendid lovers have dreadful times.
All things I love and cherish in him.
All those days and weeks, nothing but working!
Also, I thought red wine might be good with the stew.
An amazing resemblance.
An old comfortable worn out shoe cast in the closet.
An old Indian scout gave it to me. Said it would keep mosquitoes away.
And dinner on the patio. Was this your idea, Mitch?
And he took her on a date until three a.m.
And I can understand that having another woman around is an intrusion.
And I can't say I blame him either. You're very nicely put together.
And I hope you've both learned something.
And I merely suggested she put on something decent because you...
And I miss my razor being dull because you used it for your legs.
And I wondered if you could love me as me and not as Sharon... please?
And I'm happy to see you too. Your Grandpa missed you around here.
And I'm stuck with music lessons that I hate!
And just sort of bisected us each taking one of us.
And names and... Oh!
And she's out in California with Dad, swimming and riding my horse,
And their song goes like this. For now, for always...
And there was music and flowers and people.
And this must be Vicky.
And though we haven't got a lot
And though we haven't got a lot
And us, and the way things used to be.
And we'll all be one big happy family!
And worst of all, sisters who should be setting a good example.
And you can always count on me
And your insect repellent and your poetry book.
Anybody I know? Oh, Verbena!
Anything you want to talk over with me?
Are we in time?
Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson.
Are you sure there isn't anything you want to tell me?
Aren't you?
Asking me all these crazy questions.
At a time like what?
At this time, I want to say welcome to all our new arrivals.
Be polite.
Bertha Waterbury. This girl I met at camp. Sensational girl.
Besides, you shouldn't talk about people...
Big staring eyes, red frizzy hair and she was fat, really fat.
Both of them?
Brawling in front of our guests.
Busted up with Dad. But she was fabulous, absolutely fabulous.
But dirty socks are on Thursday.
But he caught me looking at it and it's gone now.
But I am Susan! Sharon and I met at camp, so we decided to switch places.
But I never bite my nails!
But I wanted to see you, and I miss not having a mother.
But it's my mother too.
But she's good. She's awful good.
But sometimes people just don't get on together.
But what about?
Bye.
Cah n't. Shah n't. Aunt. Oh, I can't wait till camp is over.
Can't you and I discuss this calmly together like grown up women?
Can't. Shan't. Aunt. Hmm?
Chief Eaglewood.
Come here.
Come on, Mother.
Come on, Sharon. They want to be alone.
Come on! I can get married any time I want to!
Come on.
Come on. I'm starved.
Come over here to your Auntie Edna and we can get to know one another.
Come to think of it, that dress seems perfect for you.
Come, McKendrick. New arrival, girls. Name's McKendrick.
Coming!
Congratulations.
Could you excuse us for just a moment?
Could you stop now?
Crazy, sweet kids.
Dad, it's beautiful!
Daddy and I don't keep secrets from one another. We tell each other everything.
Daddy, I really couldn't say. She's a perfect stranger to me.
Daddy, that's not true.
Daddy... Daddy, please don't marry that woman.
Darn! Look at this one. It's ruined.
Delightful, charming woman. Amazing how he let her slip away from him.
Did you tell her anything about us?
Do see the maids keep quiet. They must empty the ashtrays without clinking.
Do to myself?!
Do you hear music? I told those children to take a bath!
Do you think I'm some troll who crawled out of the woods to come calling on you?
Do you want to come and get a popsicle with me?
Do you want your clothes, Vicky?
Don't ask me. I just got here. It's just my house. Nobody ever tells me anything.
Don't cry. You can slug me in the eye any time you want.
Don't get me wrong. My goodness, you are what you are.
Don't get smart with me, girls.
Don't give me that routine. You handed me that years ago.
Don't give me that. You knew darn well what was going to happen.
Don't give up. We've got all night to think of something.
Don't start ordering me around!
Don't stumble over the words. You don't have to say them!
Don't use force on me. I lammed you once and I can do it...
Don't use that tone. We're not married anymore!
Don't worry your pretty little head about me. I'll just lie around the lake.
Don't worry. We'll find a way.
Don't worry. You'll be ventilated.
Don't you feel it? Don't you know what's happening?
Don't you find it peculiar that we're so alike and have the same birthday?
Don't you understand? The drippy candles, the violin music, the Veal Parmigiana.
Don't... Ow!
Dr Mosby isn't at all shocked at seeing me like this.
Dr Mosby, Mitchell Evers, the groom.
Edna, I guarantee by tomorrow morning, she'll be...
Edna, I'm sorry, we can't today.
Ever since I met your father, it's been Susan this and Susan that.
Every day and everywhere
Every week he has some dame up here.
Except a man like your father with a daughter going on 14...
Excuse me, but haven't you noticed? We look like each other.
Excuse me, Mitch. All right!
Excuse me.
Father and daughter is OK, but when a girl gets to a certain age,
Finally, both of you together at last.
First change I make, off she goes to a boarding school in Switzerland.
First of all, about me.
First, she's from Boston.
Flat A's. Remember, all your A's are flat. Talk fast 'cause everybody talks fast.
Fletcher, play on through. I'll pick you up at the bar.
For always
For my love was meant for
For Sharon? A child of her age getting a telegram?
For you!
Forget it, honey. Never mind.
Four weeks left and you'll spend them together.
From the Thunderhead Boys' Camp.
Funny, isn't it? Dogs are funny things.
Gee, that's great. Your mother lets you go?
Get 'em under the moon, play their favourite tune
Get me out of this stinking fresh air!
Get me Western Union, please.
Get that away from me. I hate them. They're just miserable.
Get them away from me!
Get them away from me! Get those wild animals out!
Get them out of here! Get them out!
Girls, don't be rude.
Girls, follow me.
Girls, that's enough of this nonsense! Go back to your activities!
Girls, we'll discuss this later on. I want to talk to your father now.
Give me your hand.
Give my best to Mitch when you see him.
Give my regards to Mitch.
Go and read your newspaper.
Go and sit down, Daddy. Don't ruin it.
Go on to bed, you monsters.
Go on, bite 'em!
Golly! Sisters!
Good. Here's to your disadvantage.
Goodbye, daughter.
Goodbye, girls. Sharon McKendrick! Your chauffeur's waiting, dear. Hurry.
Goodbye, it was so nice to have met you.
Goodbye, Miss Inch... I cah n't tell you how very much I've enjoyed my stay.
Goodbye, Vicky. You're just as cute as you can be.
Goodbye.
Goodness, you're beautiful.
Goodnight, ladies. Sleep tight.
Goodnight, Mom. Have fun.
Goodnight!
Gosh! Look at this mess!
Grandmother went into a lecture on raising children!
Have you ever heard of Gilbert and Sullivan?
He can't. He just can't.
He didn't ask for an explanation.
He took me to dinner an Italian restaurant in one of those basements in New York.
He'll do it, or he'll cook his own meals for the next month.
He's not exactly a charm fellow with a big teethy grin and lots of clever talk,
He's old enough to know what he's doing.
He's serious about this one. He's trying to get us to be friends.
He's very handsome. Is it cold in here?
Hecky can always take you down.
Hecky, I think I'll have some more trout.
Hecky, it's time!
Hello, darling. I'm glad you're back. I was beginning to get bored.
Hello, honey. Let me look at you.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Here are your allergy pills. One three times a day.
Here you are. Did you two get to know each other?
Here.
Here's my baggage check.
Here's the deal. We leave for the camp out immediately all of us.
Hey, it's stopped raining!
Hi, Dad. Just getting back?
Hi, darling.
Hi, Verbena.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi... Susan.
His and hers. Makes me feel like a bathroom towel.
History's jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing.
Hm mm. Funny, isn't it?
Holy smokes! What a lousy mess they made of that.
Honey, don't you play with the big girls. You'll be in way over your head.
Honey, I've been meaning to ask you... what do you think of Vicky?
Honey, what are you doing?
Honey, you don't want to start thinking about your mother.
How about those two little monkeys putting that together?
How beautiful! Isn't this lovely? So masculine.
How can you think of that at a time like this?
How would you like to be hostess?
How's Mother? Kiss her for me, and Grandpa.
I always get goose bumps. Look.
I am your supreme commander here and my name is...
I can't imagine anyone not loving Mother. She's divine.
I can't talk to you. You're always trying to belt me.
I can't wait to show you how lovely everything is.
I certainly do. I've always wanted to have a sister.
I couldn't help it. I wanted to know what it was like to have a mother and everything.
I cut it for you. And my fingernails I've bitten for you!
I detest trout! How many times do I have to tell you? I'll eat in the morning.
I didn't know. Sharon told me when I got here.
I don't care if it does sound silly.
I don't have a father, actually.
I don't have a mother. Just Dad and me. He's wonderful.
I don't know what he saw in her. She had no personality at all.
I don't know what you're getting at.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I thought maybe when you've been in love with somebody...
I don't know. I'm just happy that you're here and you're you.
I don't know. It's almost as if you were...
I don't know. Maybe she went to Spain and married some drunk.
I don't like it any more than you do, but I'm not going to lose you now.
I don't understand.
I don't want any more of that. Understand?
I feel naked without my lipstick.
I find this situation fraught with humour.
I gather that you two girls don't get along together.
I got a picture. You wanna see it?
I got an idea. Come on.
I got to play golf every day, poker at night. I'd like to find a winter camp too.
I guess I have been acting sulky.
I guess I'll go up to my room and...
I guess the only logical thing we can do is try to share them.
I guess we never have talked about that.
I hate the sticks! I hate the lake! I hate the filthy bugs!
I hate this filthy, stinking, dirty place!
I hate this place! This is not my idea of fun!
I have something important to tell you.
I hope she likes the great outdoors and can scale fish.
I just miss you.
I just wanted to have a woman to woman talk with you about Stafford.
I just wanted to tell you that I find him a very wonderful person.
I know I don't say things like you want to hear them, but I've been thinking about you.
I know what wonderful mystery Daddy sees in you...
I know where Mitch keeps his shirts and we can find you some boots...
I know you won't be at the wedding, but it'll be in the society columns.
I know. I had a hard time explaining your telegram.
I love dancing. I could dance all night especially with you, Wilfred.
I love you very much,
I mean it. What did you do to yourself anyway?
I mean, when you get to be my age it won't seem old to you at all and you'll...
I mind my own business. I've been doing that for years.
I miss those wet stockings you used to have hanging around the bathroom.
I never go to funerals or weddings. I prefer elopements. They're more romantic.
I promised to spend the whole day with Susie.
I put a dishcloth on and it's knotted. Open it for me.
I really do mean this, Mitch. I wish you the best of everything with Vicky.
I shah n't tell my aunt about the aunts... ants,
I started to, then I don't know what happened.
I suppose so.
I suppose that's the best way.
I suppose they'll want to meet me.
I think you and I ought to have a little chat.
I think your idea about having the wedding outside is wonderful.
I thought I'd do a good job of it.
I thought something was different.
I thought we ought to be alone a little so we could talk.
I thought you were just going to wash your hands.
I thought you'd like some of my water.
I understand she's your horse. I hope you don't mind my riding her.
I want to hear all about you. Down you go.
I wanted to know what you were like and Susan wanted to meet Mother.
I was just saying that... Take your hairstyle...
I was thrilled to hear you were going to take the plunge with old Mitch.
I was tricked into coming. She tricked me.
I will talk about this perfectly calmly and rationally.
I wish he was! You mean you never heard of him?
I won't discuss it unless you stop shouting.
I'd better putt out.
I'd know you anywhere from Mitch's description.
I'd like to introduce, direct from Boston,
I'd like, at this time, to introduce a visitor from the next hilltop over,
I'll be back in just a minute.
I'll get my own car and go dancing till midnight.
I'll give you a million reasons and they're in the bank.
I'll just go upstairs and wash up. I'll be back in a few minutes.
I'll remember how Grandfather always smells of...
I'll see that Sharon comes here for Easter.
I'll send Susan back for Christmas.
I'll stick it out, thanks.
I'm all packed. What time do we go?
I'm fine. Gee, you look...
I'm fine. We've missed you.
I'm glad you came today. There's something I want to talk to you about.
I'm happy that you're here and you're you. Fasten me up.
I'm her grandmother!
I'm hot. Want a Fig Newton?
I'm inclined to agree, Mrs Robinson.
I'm listening.
I'm not afraid to talk to anybody.
I'm not as young as that simpering, baby faced, platinum doll who's hooked you.
I'm not coming back to this one. They won't let you wear lipstick or perfume.
I'm not saying a word. I mind my own business.
I'm not saying a word. I'm not one to talk about anybody behind their back.
I'm not Sharon, I'm Susan. Sharon is out in California with Daddy.
I'm not shocked. I see nothing wrong with your wife's attire.
I'm not through talking to you!
I'm not very good with compliments, what with growing up with the cows...
I'm perfectly decent.
I'm sorry, Mother.
I'm sure we can. You're not afraid to talk to me, are you?
I'm sure you won't, Vicky.
I'm sure you'll find it shipshape.
I've been wanting to have this little talk about...
I've got a cake in my hands! Stop it.
I've got something to tell you...
I've got to explain why you're here. That's not going to be easy.
I've got to tell someone, but you've got to swear never to tell Daddy. Promise?
I've gotta change. Will you excuse me?
I've seen movies of California. Is it nice?
I've tried to be friendly, but I'm going to marry your father, so get used to the idea.
I've tried, Mother, honestly, but I don't understand.
If he wants to make a ninny of himself, that's his affair.
If my opinion means anything which I doubt I like it the way it is.
If their love's on skids, treat your folks like kids
If there was, I wouldn't remember it. It was too long ago.
If they lose that zing and they just won't swing
If we switched, they'd have to unswitch us.
If you asked me what do I think of her as a fashion model or a famous aviatrix,
If you stop screaming, she'll explain!
In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous,
In their innermost hearts, they must still be in love with each other.
In what respect?
Is best left till you've lived longer.
Is it terribly painful for you to talk about Daddy?
Is that all? Dad'll never get serious.
Is that my little girl? That tall gangly thing?
Isn't it! Stop this. We're going to miss the plane.
Isn't that peculiar? November 12th?
It came as quite a shock to you. Men put things so badly.
It doesn't look so bad.
It doesn't matter
It doesn't mean your father and I didn't love each other,
It doesn't smell like anything.
It drives her crazy. I completely ignore her.
It hasn't changed. Hecky!
It makes me so mad.
It never will...
It shows strength of character not to go with the new fashion trends in clothes.
It was always thus.
It was an awful... Wait a minute. What are you doing?
It won't happen any more. I'm leaving in the morning with Sharon.
It worked, didn't it? You liked it.
It would have been worse if we'd stayed together all that fighting.
It wouldn't hurt anybody. Look.
It's a present I brought for you. We made it... I made it for you.
It's a rather cryptic message. What does it mean?
It's about time. We've been waiting all day!
It's absolute fun living in California.
It's all right, I've got him.
It's all right. We've already had dinner in the kitchen.
It's all settled. Susan and I have decided we'll all have a jolly lunch here.
It's almost as if your own dog didn't know you.
It's amazing.
It's an emergency. There's a woman here and she's beautiful.
It's done with now so we won't talk about it anymore.
It's got to be done methodically. Recollection and memory.
It's hoydenish. Are you a boy or a girl? Make up your mind. What's that?
It's just one of those things, isn't it?
It's lousy, isn't it?
It's my mother.
It's no fun having a clothes closet all to myself.
It's no fun swearing because you're not around to pretend to be shocked by it.
It's none of my business if he wants to make a ninny of himself.
It's none of our business who you want to marry, and we ruined it.
It's not my fault. I can't tell them apart.
It's not the same.
It's perfectly natural for a girl. Where is she?
It's so scary, but we might be able to pull it off.
It's the last time I take a woman to the mountains.
It's the thing to do. We'll have to get you another outfit.
It's wonderful that you're such good friends. Can you keep a secret?
John, they're playing our song.
Just charge it all to Mitch. He's loaded.
Just fasten the belt a bit tighter.
Just remember this.
Just smile, pet.
Just terrible.
Last month it was.
Latrines over there. Mess hall up the hill.
Lead 'em back to love with a velvet glove
Let her read it. It belongs to her.
Let me look at you. Have you had?
Let me look at you... What on earth have you done to your hair?
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Let's compromise. You give a little, I'll give a little. Let's get together.
Let's get to work.
Let's get together every day
Let's get together every day Every way and everywhere
Let's get together right away
Let's get together right away We'll be having twice the fun
Let's get together, what do you say? We can have a swinging time
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah Two is twice as nice as one
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah Why don't you and I combine?
Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Like telling me why Andromeda never comes near you?
Like what?
Little surprise for you, young ladies. Saturday night, we're having a dance.
Look, I'm standing.
Look! Now I'm getting goose bumps.
Look. I'll put it on, yes?
Looks like a crackerjack troop of girls there.
Louise, for once I'm putting my foot down. Let them alone.
Louise.
Lunch.
Maggie, as long as everybody's apologising, I think I'd better do mine too.
Maggie, I've been a prize chump. We've both been.
Maggie, those tricks don't work any more. Can you go and put on something decent?
Maggie, will you try to be a little understanding, please?
Maggie, you're so beautiful.
Marcia, what fools we've been.
Margaret hasn't seen her since she was one.
Margaret, don't forget the Red Cross meeting. I'll see you at the Somerset.
Margaret, I've got to hand it to you,
Marry her? Oh, Dad! You've just got to be kidding!
Martinelli's. Don't you remember?
McKendrick, you're in Arapahoe. Follow me. Girls, wait here.
Me too.
Miss Inch.
Miss Lockness, Bettina... Upstairs. Third door to the left.
Mitch, darling!
Mitch, I will not have her spending the night.
Mitch, it needs a woman's touch.
Mitch, stop acting like a big baby. I didn't get a look at it.
Mitch, that eye looks dreadful. You must put something on it.
Mitch!
Mitchell, I want you to meet Dr Mosby.
Most girls run after Daddy because he's so wealthy.
Mother ought to be here.
Mother says I'm psychic. That I can sense when something odd is going to happen.
Mother would bring me to California.
Mother, this is my wedding. You've had four.
Mother, you're right. Stafford was much too juvenile for me.
Mother! I'm so glad you came!
Mother's the absolute living end! She's gorgeous, breathtaking.
Mr Evers is slipping into his second childhood.
Mr Evers? The ladies were wondering... Oh, excuse me.
Mrs Evers! You look wonderful. Let me take your things.
Mummy and Daddy separated. She never mentions him now.
My baby.
My favourite food is chilli beans and you gotta chew gum because I do.
My feet are killing me.
My grandmother said my tent should be well ventilated.
My grandmother thinks it ruins my teeth.
Mystic? I'm no mystic.
Never mind hi. Give me a hug.
Never mind those angelic faces. I know vixens when I see 'em.
Never mind. It's a terrible thing to do. Isn't it?
Next girl.
No broken bones? No? Come on, let's get the bags.
No candy wrappers lying on the ground. Always tidy.
No, baby. I don't want to adopt her. I want to marry her.
No, dear. It wasn't that kind of a secret.
No, honey. Never mind.
No, it was not. What are you looking at?
No, it's not. You asked me what I think of Vicky.
No, Mitch.
No, sweetheart. I just can't believe it's you.
No, we sure can't do that.
No! I don't want you to be friends. That's not the idea.
No! I just had one day with her. I hardly got to know her.
No.
No. A very well bred, ladylike, Bostonian matron pinned it on me.
No. Cah n't. Shah n't. Aunt.
No. Come on.
No. I mean it.
No. I mean it. I spent nights walking up and down with you. Two o'clock feeds...
No. I won't be part of a conspiracy like this.
No. I'm from Boston.
No. Schotzli and I are used to strange women riding her.
No. Seriously.
No. Why should it be?
No... You're not. I'm not quite sure what it is.
Nor the debutantes, shall I? Bye.
Not speaking to someone because you're mad at them is...
Not wanted!
Nothing could be greater Say hey, alligator!
Nothing.
Nothing's any good without you, Maggie. I miss a lot of things.
Of all the big headed fathers!
Of course he's shocked. Running around in that get up...
Of course, her eyes are a little close together.
Oh oh oh oh Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh oh. This one's full.
Oh, Daddy, you big meany! I spent so much time trying to get him.
Oh, darling!
Oh, Mitch. It's been so long. So very long.
Oh, my darling. Why didn't you let me know? Why didn't you tell me?
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Ex wife.
Oh, Susan.
Oh, us. There was a very nice girl there. We became quite good friends.
Oh, Verbena.
Oh, you are divine.
Oh! Hi, Grandpa.
Oh! I really think you're swell
Oh! There's a thing on it!
Oh... Boston.
OK.
OK. Bye.
OK. Tomorrow morning I'll break the bomb.
On the noon plane. Have you got everything in we wanted for Sharon?
On what?
One week I'll never forget he had five different women up here.
Oo ee! And if you stick with me
Operator.
Or why your appetite's changed?
Or you'll punish yourselves far better than I ever could. Bye, girls.
Or your family tree's gonna snap
Our first sweet thrill
Our ranch foreman. He tells sensational stories. He used to be a rodeo rider.
Part of the fun? What else do you do? Throw rocks in the lake?
Pelléas and Mélisande, Daphnis and Chloë.
Perhaps a little something by way of a nuptial toast.
Playing Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on the piano, Miss Sharon McKendrick.
Please tell my mother I can't meet her and cancel my appointments.
Pouting is childish. You're too old for that.
Probably full of germs. What have you done to your hair?
Pull what off?
Quick.
Quite out of the everyday, as we say.
Quite out of the everyday.
Really?
Reverend?
Riding, swimming, out to dinner, but it's none of my business,
Room together, eat together, play together.
Rosa, I want all the gilt chairs in the music room.
Running around in my bathrobe!
See that? Cougar tracks.
Sensational. We got a ranch in Carmel.
Shall we get unpacked? I'm dying to get into a hot shower.
Sharon and I are leaving in the morning.
Sharon McKendrick, we are waiting.
Sharon, go upstairs and put your suit on.
Sharon, that was many years ago. Don't dramatise it.
Sharon, what I'm trying to say is that the decision to marry
Sharon, what is this?
Sharon, you gotta. I always chew mine. Anyhow, Dad'll know.
Sharon!
Sharon!
Sharon!
Sharon! Susan!
Sharon?
Sharon?
She bit her nails and I cut her hair.
She came out here very unexpectedly
She just infiltrated, Mother, and before you knew it, Dad was hooked.
She sure did.
She took off like a pelican.
She was hanging around the airport.
She'll come in and it looks like we just...
She's a conniving, vicious, two faced brat.
She's a woman, that's enough.
She's crazy about this boy, Alexander.
She's not exactly insensitive.
She's older, more mature. She's had two children. She's the motherly type.
She's simply breathtaking.
She's simply delightful.
Sit down and eat your stew. Don't spill it now.
Sit down.
Six months split. That's how it's going to end up.
Six months with one parent, six months with the other like a yo yo.
So am I. I can't wait till I'm 18.
So I gave her the night off.
So I'm not saying a word, not one single word.
So keep those tents clean, your uniforms spanking fresh,
So nice to have met you.
So to make 'em dig, first you gotta rig
So what?
So you had a wonderful time. What happened?
So you have to switch us back again?
Soak them in the lake. That'll cool them off.
Someone gentle and mature, rough edged, but quick to laugh,
Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Margaret McKendrick.
Stand up, child. Don't slouch. I hope you haven't picked up bad habits.
Stay out of our tent from now on.
Stop it!
Stop it! Sharon, let go!
Stop that, Andromeda, you crazy dog. It's Susan, you silly.
Straighten out the mess with togetherness Togetherness!
Straighten out their mess with togetherness
Straighten out their mess with togetherness
Sue came to Boston to be with me.
Sulky? That's the understatement of the year.
Sulky? You've been plain impossible. You've been monstrous!
Sure you'll be happy here. See you after lunch.
Sure you'll help me right over a cliff.
Sure. I admit it. It was a mistake in the beginning.
Sure. I cooked enough for you and Susan for dinner tomorrow.
Sure. I'd be happy to walk you down to the truck.
Sure. There are hundreds up here. They really mess you up.
Susan, dear...
Susan, listen!
Susan, pay attention. The music room and library are on the first floor.
Susan!
Susan?
Susan...
Susie!
Susie!
Susie. We were just talking about you. This is Miss Robinson.
Tell me all about camp. I want to get your laundry too.
Tell me all about yourself. We must get to be very good friends.
Tell me what?
Thank goodness for that.
Thank you, Miss Inch, and hello to all of you.
Thank you.
Thanks a heap. You're twins. Do you share everything?
Thanks a lot.
Thanks. You sure you won't change your mind, Miss?
That can happen between a man and woman.
That plotz faced child bride and her electric hips!
That was wonderful, girls!
That way they'd be together.
That?
That'll bring every mosquito around. Where did you get it?
That's all we can do.
That's how true love creates its beautiful agony.
That's it!
That's mine. That's mine. There.
That's only natural. I want to keep this above board.
That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
That's the hi fi. I thought a little music would be nice with dinner.
That's the house. The stables go off down there.
That's the idea.
That's the minister and Miss Robinson and you're to be polite to them.
That's the most horrible thing anybody could say!
That's what I was trying to tell you.
That's when she misses a mother.
That's who it is! She's the spitting image of you know who.
That's why I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.
The atmosphere was ideally apropos
The charge that shoots up your spine. Like when you met Daddy.
The first time Cupid shot 'em
The horse is Schotzli and the dog is Andromeda.
The lake's only another hour.
The last time I saw them together, they were that big and you were pushing them.
The most revolting, the most disgusting display of hooliganism we have ever had.
The old "they're playing our song" thing.
The Parent Trap
The Parent Trap
The Parent Trap!
The punishment was harsh, I know, but you've survived it
The recollection and the memory might be bitterly painful.
The silence will drive her out of her mind.
The thing is that neither of them got married again.
The three of them. I'm so mad I could just spit.
The two of them together. Maggie, how did it happen?
Then go and have your baths. You look filthy.
Then maybe I can express an opinion, but just to ask...
Then Mrs Saunders' tea. Caroline's daughter's coming.
Then straight on to the musical appreciation course.
Then the problem falls in your lap
Then we'll tell you about Vicky, but not while he's there.
Then why did you fall in love with her?
Then why have they stayed separated?
Then you'd better not tell me.
There in God's natural setting under the trees. Thank you.
There is indeed.
There's a trick an old Indian guide showed me.
There's been a lot of things happening since you left.
There's more to it than just switching places.
There's no need for that. You can always talk to me about anything.
There's that angelic creature again.
There's the little beast now.
They must have quarrelled and parted,
They think I'm running a blood bank! I think they like this stuff.
They were composers.
They wrote a memorable song called "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime".
They'll grab at your eyes, eat you.
Think of all that we could share
Think of all that we could share
Think of California and that wonderful community property law, and just smile.
This boy I met at camp. I just wanted your advice on something.
This is a kind of odd place, but it's as good as any.
This is gorgeous! I'm going to wear this one when I go to Boston. I adore it!
This is my house and you're not running around...
This is Reverend Mosby. He's doing the marriage.
Those cool blue eyes looking right through you.
Those monsters! They gopher trapped us!
Those weeks at camp, I've been wondering about my mother.
Though time may tatter
To be perfectly frank, the old zing wasn't there.
To discuss some mix up about the children,
To set the bait, recreate the date
To the mother of my children the most beautiful mother two kids ever had.
Together
Together
Together...
Togetherness
Togetherness!
Traffic's pretty heavy these days. Are you wearing that dress on the trip?
Trooper Stafford, ten shun! Stand up, boy.
Turn it down over there. Tight.
Turn your head. Let me see that profile.
Two is twice as nice as one
Uh huh! You really ring the bell
Understanding and wise.
Untidy little girls won't go to the dance,
Verbena collects the dirty laundry on Monday... Sharon, pay attention!
Verbena, we're here! Sharon!
Verbena, you are a mystic.
Verbena!
Verbena! We're here!
Verbena... there's a woman downstairs.
Very funny.
Very well. I'll just slip into something more comfortable.
Vicky can come down the walk...
Vicky, I swear you've got nothing to...
Vicky, she's not that kind of a woman.
Vicky, think how an outdoor ceremony will look in the newspapers.
Wait a minute, sir. There's nothing wrong here.

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