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Antz

Antz

Title: Antz - A Revolution Under Your Feet

Year: 1998

Cast:
- Woody Allen as Z-4195 "Z"
- Sharon Stone as Princess Bala
- Sylvester Stallone as Corporal Weaver
- Gene Hackman as General Mandible
- Jennifer Lopez as Azteca
- Christopher Walken as Colonel Cutter
- Dan Aykroyd as Chip
- Anne Bancroft as Queen
- Danny Glover as Barbatus

Antz is an animated comedy film released in 1998 that takes us into a bustling, underground world inhabited by a determined ant named Z-4195, or simply "Z." Directed by Eric Darnell and Tim Johnson, Antz showcases an impressive voice cast including the talents of Woody Allen, Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Sylvester Stallone, and Jennifer Lopez, among others.

In this backdrop, we embark on the captivating journey of Z, an individualistic worker ant who questions his monotonous existence within the highly structured society of the ant colony. Yearning for something greater, Z ventures beyond the colony, unveiling a courageous tale of self-discovery, unity, and standing against societal norms.

Z's life takes an unforeseen turn when he becomes enamored with the captivating Princess Bala. Voiced by Sharon Stone, Princess Bala challenges Z to question the rigid caste system that governs their society. Together, they venture into unknown realms, discovering their worth and the power of their own voices.

Throughout their adventure, Z and Princess Bala encounter a motley crew of fellow ants who all bring their unique personalities and quirks to the story. From Corporal Weaver (Sylvester Stallone), Azteca (Jennifer Lopez), Colonel Cutter (Christopher Walken), Chip (Dan Aykroyd), Queen (Anne Bancroft), to Barbatus (Danny Glover), the voice cast brings these characters to life, adding depth and humor to the narrative.

As Z's journey progresses, he becomes entangled in an uprising against the oppressive General Mandible (Gene Hackman), who aims to create an exclusive utopia while sacrificing the well-being of countless worker ants.

Antz offers a thought-provoking exploration of themes such as individuality, societal conformity, and the power of collective action. Through its witty script and remarkable animation, the film manages to captivate audiences of all ages while delivering a resonating message.

As we delve into the captivating world of Antz, it becomes clear that the film's real strength lies in its ability to entertain with both humor and heart. The outstanding voice cast and exceptional animation breathe life into a story that ultimately emphasizes the importance of embracing diversity, fostering unity, and challenging unjust hierarchies.

For those willing to experience the world "under their feet" all over again, the sounds of Antz can be enjoyed through playing and downloading throughout its runtime. This unique feature allows fans to relive the memorable moments and distinctive voices that make Antz an animated classic.

Whether it's appreciating the humor of Woody Allen's Z, gazing into the enchanting world through the eyes of Sharon Stone's Princess Bala, or feeling the intensity of Gene Hackman's General Mandible, the array of sounds available contributes to a richer, immersive experience.

Antz offers an exciting and inspiring journey that transcends its animated form to bring forth a powerful message. With its talented voice cast, captivating story, and enduring themes, it continues to be enjoyed by fans of all ages.

Play and download Antz sounds here, and rediscover the intricate world that lies beneath our feet, reminding us of the transformative power of unity and the strength in questioning the status quo.

A colony we can be proud of.
A dream of a proud colony.
A fresh start.
A good attitude, even though I'm utterly insignificant.
A little combative at times, but I think we can work on that.
A massacre upon a massacre.
A pure colony. A colony reborn.
A soldier knows that the life of an individual ant doesn't matter.
A stirring speech, General.
A war hero?
A worker? That's impossible. A worker can't do anything, except work.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Wonderful. That's an appealing offer.
Actually, my middle name is Marion, but...
Actually, now that you mention it, there is a certain strangeness to me.
After all, it's not about you.
Against us?
Ah, don't get all sappy about it.
Ah, Princess!
Ah, you've got a fighter's spirit, Bala.
Ah! Me, I'm cuttin' loose.
Ahh. All you think about is yourself.
All my life, I've lived and worked in the big city,
All right, everybody. I want all teams in place,
All right, gentlemen. Time to take your positions.
All right, look, look. Let's be rational about this.
All right, then. Let's wrap this up.
All right. Fine. No problem.
All workers are to report to the tunnel opening ceremonies.
Aloha, dude. Welcome to Insec...
An adorable little insect like you.
An ant that looks Death in the face and laughs.
And And believe me, they will definitely go for
And And what about my needs? What about me?
And as for Z... kill him.
And as further reward for your heroic efforts,
And every one of you will get the day off!
And extraordinary courageousness, you know.
And head back to the colo
And I don't like the way you run this colony.
And I don't like you. The wedding is off.
And I think he's going to try to kill my mother.
And I'm a soil relocation engineer.
And I'm workin' with a new therapist, you know, terrific, absolutely terrific.
And let me assure you, the Colonel is not as understanding as I am.
And my job, don't get me started on, because it really annoys me.
And out here, you can't order me around.
And snicker behind Death's back.
And somewhat overbearing at times,
And that's just what we need to start our new colony.
And the Royal Princess Bala.
And then then again.
And they shoot acid from their foreheads.
And this whole desert thing?
And we can bid final farewell to their kind of incompetence.
And we're just sick about it.
And we're just, like, part of this whole other huge universe that's, like,
And when we've completed this magnificent structure,
And you just happened to find it...
And you know what? It's right back where I started.
And, for cryin' out loud, try to be happy about it.
And, when you get down to it, handling dirt is, you know
And, you know, I finally feel like I've found my place.
And, you know, the guy flew away when I was just a larva.
And... here's the lake.
And... you know, he just died in my arms like that.
Anybody who doesn't meet his quota is going to be downsized.
Are being washed away.
Are you askin' me out to dinner?
Are you kidding? They always go after the new guy.
Are you listening to me out there? I'm a princess,
Are you nuts?
Are you out of your puny little mind?
Aren't you even gonna defend yourself?
Arrest him.
As a matter of fact... it does.
As for your friend Z, why should I hurt him?
As I look out on this magnificent tunnel,
As I was saying, son, you are an ant after my own heart.
As you can see, Your Highness, the battlefield is fresh in his mind.
At 0800 hours, we received word that the termite enemy has mobilized.
At least, they seem to have some fun every now and then.
Attack a termite colony, sir? That's suicide.
Attack!
Azteca!
Baby love.
Back up, everybody, back up!
Bala and I, incidentally, are thinking of starting a family,
Bala, do we have to argue about this again?
Bala, look, what have you got to lose?
Bala, you must encourage the troops.
Bala!
Bala! Where've you been? Are you all right?
Barbatus, hang on.
Barbatus, you saved my life.
Barbatus.
Barbatus.
Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?
Beautiful worker girls.
Because I'm gonna try and find your body.
Because you're the one who has to continue my work.
Because Z doesn't give a damn about us.
Because, um, it might be nice if we had a conversation
Believe me, Your Highness, we will spare no effort to bring her back.
Believe me.
Below us right now, the weak elements of the colony
Besides, it's what my waddly kittles would want.
Besides, no one's gonna recognize us.
Big trouble!
Boy likes girl, boy changes underlying social order" story.
Boy, talk about a rough day.
Boy. You really chose the right husband.
Brother, I'm asking the wrong guy here. Look, think for yourselves!
Buckle up, Spanky.
Buddy. Hey, hey, buddy.
But everybody is working full tilt as it is, and
But I have to try.
But I know that he cares about you.
But in spite of your limitations,
But maybe I Maybe I think too much.
But my scouts are on her trail and it's only a matter of time before
But now you can just forget that.
But now, you're a war hero.
But personally, this beats digging.
But the difference is, this time I chose it.
But the point is, I'm convinced the place definitely exists.
But they're gonna seal everybody off in the MegaTunnel.
But this is the perfect time to debrief the private.
But we don't have to work on the tunnel anymore.
But where is he now?
But why me?
But you get to spend all day with those...
But you know what? I can admit it when I'm wrong.
But you said he didn't matter.
But you seem to have a certain weakness for the lower orders I find disturbing.
But you should have seen how persistently he asked for your hand in marriage.
But, considering the options, you go back. Okay? 'Cause I'm going on to Insectopia.
But, listen, you can... share my rations. Whoa.
But, sir. You don't understand.
Buzz off, pawn of the oppressor.
By taking away your rations for the day?
Call me crazy, but...
Can anyone point him out?
Can somebody help me here? Can anybody Hey.
Can't you just once think for yourself?
Certainly, we don't need to send soldiers.
Charmed. Charmed.
Chippie, we have a social obligation to the less fortunate.
Chippie, we have a social obligation to the less fortunate.
Come hell or high water.
Come on, girls. What do you say?
Come on, Z. Help us build a bigger, better colony.
Come on.
Come on. Before you get in trouble.
Come on. Cut him a break.
Come on. The city's deserted. We'd better get outta here.
Come on. We gotta get down there.
Company halt!
Congratulations, soldier.
Correct!
Course they're all a little, you know, from inbreeding.
Cutter, did you hear me?
Cutter, schedule some private time for me and Princess Bala.
Cutter, we just got word that a termite army has mobilized against us.
Cutter, you're a fine officer.
Cutter!
Cutter!
Damn it!
Damn! Good. Damn good.
Darling, they're poor. They're dirty. They're smelly.
Declared war?
Deeply in... engaged.
Definitely. You were born two seconds after me.
Did I happen to mention that heights make me nauseous?
Didn't we just get out of the water?
Dismissed.
Dismissed.
Do we need to go through with this?
Do you know how much trouble you can get into
Do you really want to be Mrs. Raving Lunatic?
Don't be scared, kid.
Don't follow orders your whole life.
Don't let me Don't let me go, Z.
Don't make me hurt her. Ow!
Don't tell that tight ass anything, Weaver! Ahh!
Don't we need the queen's approval to declare war?
Don't worry, kid. I'll watch out for ya.
Don't worry, Princess, you'll be back home soon.
Don't worry.
Don't you get it?
Don't you realize I'm out of your league?
Don't you want your aphid beer?
Drown! This tunnel is going to flood.
Eh, you got a problem?
Every ant in this colony is so precious to me.
Every ten seconds for the rest of your life?
Every worker in the colony is here.
Everyone, listen to me!
Everyone, listen to me. We've all been deceived.
Exactly. Do you have the list I asked for?
Exactly. You were a worker.
Excellent.
Excellent. Princess.
Excuse me, please. Tunnel opening ceremonies.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
Excuse me! Sorry about that. Excuse me.
Excuse me. You kidnapped me, remember?
Eyes right!
F Fiancée? W W Wait a minute.
Firm grip. Swing hard. Back straight. Concentrate.
Follow me.
Follow through.
For even talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier?
For your information,
Four more days, Cutter. Four more days.
Frankly, I'm beginning to doubt your ability to handle this.
From now on, anyone who falls behind
Fully prepared, ready to seal the doors here and here.
Gee, I think I'm about to become the strong, silent type.
Gee.
General Mandible!
General, I don't want to discuss it. Just find her.
General, I know there's been a glitch or two.
General, we've been at peace with that colony for years.
General, what exactly is going on here?
Gentlemen, now you can see how dangerous individualism can be.
Gentlemen, there comes a time in the evolution of a perfect colony
Get back to work!
Get going!
Get me out of here!
Gimme that! I've had enough out of you.
Good. I don't like heroes.
Good. What about section
Goodbye.
Gosh, this day just keeps getting better and better.
Great, Azteca.
Greeting every insect that emerges out of the grass?
Grin and bear it. This is This is for the colony.
Ground floor!
Hang in there, buddy.
Hang on. Here we go. Higher! Faster!
Have Have you ever seen anything more beautiful in your life?
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
He decided he wanted something, and he went for it.
He hasn't contributed yet.
He looks him dead in the eye and says, "Bite me."
He said that to General Mandible?
He was just a worker then.
He's been putting me in touch with my inner maggot,
He's just a worker.
He's just not particularly good at showing it.
He's new.
He's not alone.
He's not important.
He's one slippery character.
He's takin' a personal day, so I'm fillin' in.
He's taking her hostage!
He's willing to live for the colony, to fight for the colony,
Head for the monolith! Listen to me!
Hello, General.
Hello? Guys!
Help me up, Z.
Help, Ba
Help! B B B B Bala!
Help! Help me, Bala!
Here they come to rescue me and kill you.
Here we are, safe in the city.
Hey, buddy. Get back in place.
Hey, come on! Let me outta here!
Hey, fellas. You're being a little extreme, I feel.
Hey, guys. Look out behind you!
Hey, I know the guy. He's a friend of mine.
Hey, if we built this, we can do anything.
Hey, it is crap. Not bad.
Hey, leave the pessimism to me, okay?
Hey, new guy! We need more wood!
Hey, wait a minute. That guy owes me money.
Hey, you ever wonder why they call you guys "pests"?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, wait a minute. Take it easy. Can't we discuss this?
Hey! Keep it movin', shorty!
Hey.
Hey. Don't talk to me about earth, okay?
Hey. Hey, guys?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Take it easy, muscles.
Hey. I got a name. Okay? It's Z.
Hey. She was the one making all the moves.
Hey. This is not a mood, okay? You're not listening to me.
Hey. Wait a minute. Let's not get We're being too hasty here.
Hey. Watch your step, worker.
Hey. Who cares about you?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Wanna dance?
Hm.
Hm. That's too bad.
Ho Hold up, everyone! Stop! Stop digging!
Hold on. I'll get you out. Hold on.
How could I possibly be unhappy being a piece of construction equipment?
How would you feel if you were expected to give birth
How?
Huh!
Huh.
I I didn't do anything.
I I know it sounds nuts.
I Well, I should get going, then. I
I ain't tellin' you nothin'.
I always tell myself there's gotta be something better out there.
I am filled with pride.
I am proud to send you into battle.
I believe history will see things differently.
I believe history will see things differently.
I can't believe you tried to pass yourself off as a soldier.
I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.
I danced with this guy at the bar the other night.
I don't know how you put up with it, Weaver.
I don't know what came over me.
I don't know where he is!
I don't know, a little differently.
I don't like the way things are going, Cutter.
I don't like the way you think,
I doubt that.
I dropped the ball.
I even had the pleasure of meeting him once.
I figured it out! Weaver. Weaver!
I generally just make belittling comments
I got a great idea.
I gotta get to those diggers before they break through!
I guess I had imagined Insectopia...
I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
I guess if it's quality time...
I guess the soldiers need their shut eye before they meet the queen.
I guess you'd have to call me a Renaissance ant.
I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. Okay?
I hope you know what you're doing.
I hope you're not just here on business.
I I am?
I I got a trial membership.
I I I Everything makes me feel trapped all the time.
I I I feel physically inadequate.
I I was not cut out to be a worker, I'll tell you right now.
I just feel horrible.
I just got a better offer. Could you excu
I know almost exactly what I'm doing.
I know some ants who aren't gonna make their quota.
I know you laugh at my hobbies, but this is important to me!
I know you will all do your duty.
I like you, kid! You got a sense of humor.
I mean it. I have this fear of enclosed spaces.
I mean, how is it possible?
I mean, if this Z cares so much about us,
I mean, it was all horrible. It was just a massacre.
I mean, it's a, you know, kind of a bizarre quality.
I mean, look at this worker. Look what he's done.
I mean, she probably won't even remember you.
I mean, think about it.
I mean, up in the palace...
I mean, will we be serving beverages or processing paperwork?
I mean, you know, I'm... What is it?
I must be losin' it.
I never knew it was like that.
I only wish my daughter were here to appreciate it.
I promise I'll take you back to the colony.
I really don't think I'm ever gonna meet the right girl for me.
I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood.
I think that's the weak elements, sir.
I think you're thinkin' of someone else. After all, I am a solider.
I think your information
I try, but I don't get it.
I used to be a soldier, and I switched places with him.
I was absolutely, 100%...
I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd drop in.
I was just havin' a little chat with my friend, sir.
I will, Your Highness.
I, uh, I work over at the palace.
I... You know, I don't think he ever once in his life made his own choice.
I'll be right back. Just hold that thought.
I'll brief you on the coordinates.
I'll check my calendar.
I'll see you at the top.
I'll tell you why.
I'll... get back to you.
I'll... I'll give you a lift!
I'm a goner.
I'm counting on you for results.
I'm going to the the tunnel opening ceremonies.
I'm going to the the tunnel opening ceremonies.
I'm gonna ask one of these workers to dance with me.
I'm gonna leave the rug just the way it is, Weaver.
I'm I'm insignificant, um, but with attitude.
I'm kinda glad Z's takin' a breather.
I'm not gonna get it. It's not my job.
I'm Princess Bala.
I'm sor I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
I'm supposed to do everything for the colony.
I've always had these abandonment issues which plague me.
I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
I've been traveling and I'm all schlumpy.
I've gotta believe there's someplace out there that's better than this.
I've gotta go back for her.
I've heard a lot about this Z.
If I can't see her again, my life is just not worth living.
If the termite shock troops enter our colony, well
If we don't find Insectopia soon,
If you break through that wall, we're all gonna...
If you don't have anything else planned.
If you don't have anything else planned.
If you want.
If you'd ever done a day's labor, you'd know what I was talking about.
If Z don't dig, I don't dig.
In a few moments when our expert diggers break through to the surface...
In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show.
In fact, you've insured the future of this colony.
In the heat of battle, there's very little time to think.
Insectopia!
Insectopia.
Insignificant.
Inspection, meaning you're gonna stand around like an idiot
Into I'm sor I'm sorry, into battle?
Is going to have to explain themselves to Colonel Cutter.
Is not my idea of a rewarding career.
It It Whoa!
It appears he's holding hands, sir, with a worker.
It is a great solace to know that you, our workers...
It is all your idea.
It is time for a new beginning.
It just doesn't work for me.
It looks like this is it, just when... I was starting to like you.
It makes us... vulnerable.
It's a shame. There are some fine officers here.
It's about us! The team!
It's about... this.
It's always slow in here the night before one of those royal reviews.
It's beautiful.
It's bound to be out there somewhere...
It's for the good of the colony. You made the right decision.
It's Insectopia!
It's like a sport for them!
It's no fun.
It's the least I can do.
It's the workers who control the means of production.
It's this whole gung ho, superorganism thing
It's working already. I'm so meaningless, I'm invisible.
It's your place, dear.
Jeez, what was I thinking? I almost got you killed.
Jeez. I love my work. And you, well...
Jeez. I'm bad at word games.
Just blame it on me. Say it was all my idea.
Just climb up that tree and find out where I am.
Just how were you figuring on beating them?
Just take take deep breaths.
Just wait right here. We'll fetch you a little something.
Just your average run of the mill valor
Just... gimme one chance.
Keep your comments to yourself.
Kid, over here.
Kid!
Kill?
Let go of me!
Let go! Don't you understand? It's for the good of the colony.
Let me ask you something.
Let me do the talking.
Let the energy flow through you!
Let's face it, you're you're you're beautiful. I
Let's get physical! I love this job! Let's go!
Let's go, soldier.
Let's go.
Let's take a walk on the wild side.
Let's try it again.
Listen, Cutter, I'm I'm not going back.
Listen, we gotta help each other get outta here before we all drown!
Look at what these workers have done.
Look for the land of red and white!
Look out!
Look out!
Look, I got orders, and those orders say "dig."
Look, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty,
Look, the the trick is not to panic.
Look, what's your name.
Looking for a little action.
Love it.
Make certain the digging crew stays on schedule for breakthrough
Man, that is so deep.
Mandible! Mandible!
Mandible! Mandible!
Mandible! Mandible!
Mandible! Mandible!
Mandible's insane. He keeps talking about
May I present Her Majesty, the Queen.
Me? Oh, no, I was just You know, I
Men, let's move it! Get these ants up here.
Midway in the dedication ceremony.
Mindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive system.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. I can't think of any.
Mm.
Mm. You have such a big heart.
Mom, could you remind me, why am I marrying this guy?
Mom! Wait!
Moments from now this tunnel will open.
More food and less work for everyone.
More than 10 times my own bodyweight.
Mother, we're in terrible danger.
My father was basically a drone, like I've said.
My mother will have your head!
My whole life, I've never been able to lift
N No. N Not at all. You're Actually, you're lookin' terrific.
Never.
No more excuses, General. I want my daughter back.
No wars. No colony.
No, um...
No.
No. I can see it in your eyes.
No. No. I'm not. I mean, yes, I am.
No. This isn't about me.
Nobody tellin' you what to do.
Nobody told me digging was so much fun.
Not afterwards.
Not Cutter...
Not even her.
Not just your mother, everyone.
Not on our first date.
Not really, kid. They're five times our size.
Not you...
Nothing like a little manual labor on the most romantic night of my life.
Nothing like a little post traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
Now all we need is the princess.
Now bring me that soldier.
Now is that time.
Now, it's not all that bad being princess, is it?
Now, maybe we can put this fantasy behind us
Now, R 1734 through Z 7829, you guys are on wrecking ball.
Now, remember, Azteca, "Be the ball."
Now, soldier,
Now, you're getting it.
Now.
Oh, boy.
Oh, brother. Suddenly I've lost my appetite.
Oh, good.
Oh, I don't get out much.
Oh, me? You know, I I wear many hats.
Oh, Mother, don't be so dramatic.
Oh, Muffy!
Oh, my big, strong pheromone factory.
Oh, my God, we're not gonna make it!
Oh, my God! Z! Come here!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I Well...
Oh, of course... Of course not.
Oh, please, General. Not on our first date.
Oh, please, Muffy. Not another crusade.
Oh, really. Lunatic at 3:00.
Oh, the palace, huh? I bet those royals really live it up.
Oh, yeah. Big guy comin' through.
Oh, Z! What are you doing?
Oh! I can't feel my legs.
Oh! It's even worse. They're Eurotrash.
Oh! The poor dears.
Oh! Yes, yes, of course! The The tunnel opening ceremonies.
Oh.
Oh. Come on. "Insectopia"?
Oh. She sees me! Excuse me, guys. I I I'm sorry.
Okay, everybody. 6:15. Time to dance.
Okay, mama.
Okay. I gotta keep a positive attitude.
Okay. So, think of all the things that I'm gonna do for you.
On the other hand, I probably could get used to this.
On the other hand, uh...
Once before we get married.
One more step and, uh, the princess gets it.
One must attack! Attack! Attack!
Oof! Ah!
Ooh, sorry, Z. I didn't see ya.
Ooh.
Or Or should I say, a drunk, raving source?
Orders?
Otherwise, I would just curl up in a larval position and weep.
Our platoon has the best assignment of all! We're the first into battle.
Our princess is secured, and our glorious future is at hand.
Our very next stop, Cutter.
Over the top!
Overwhelm their defenses and kill their queen!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Yeeow!
Ow. This is
Pardon me. I guess you don't recognize me.
Pardon us!
People, come on.
People, what is this? An encounter group?
Perfect!
Perhaps they think we've grown soft or weak.
PI PI Please, Weaver. Please.
Please wake up.
Please. I was slumming it.
Please. Please. It was nothing really.
Poor Z. I should have never let him go.
Princess Bala is essential to all our plans for the future.
Princess Bala! Princess Bala! Hey. It's me.
Princess Bala! Princess Bala! Princess
Princess Bala! Princess Bala! The guards are coming.
Princess Bala. What a nice surprise.
Princess, fancy meeting you here.
Princess, your colony needs you.
Princess!
Princess? You're a princess?
Princess.
Psst. Weaver.
Pull up! Pull up! Ah!
Put your backs into it, people.
Really?
Remember Z from the bar?
Ridgeway, get out of there!
Ruin your mood, are you?
Run! Run! Keep going!
Runs off with the princess, right?
S S S Whoa! Oh!
Sacrifice. To some, it is just a word.
Say, what exactly does our platoon do?
Seal up the doors.
See ya.
She must be returned to take her proper place as queen.
She'll be here for a while.
She's about yea tall, fairly easy on the eyes.
Since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds.
Sir, I hate to interrupt, but time stands still for no ant.
Sir, I've been thinking.
Sir?
Sir. I don't actually think that I'm a hero.
So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need anybody else.
So big we don't even know it exists?
So he kills himself a hundred termites, gets a few medals,
So long, Chip. And thanks.
So we've got to get everyone out of here.
So wha You're no Whew!
So you can be the guests of honor at the MegaTunnel dedication ceremonies!
So, begging your pardon,
So, how come I haven't seen you around here before?
So, how was your day?
So, these termites, they're they're
So, what else can I tell you?
Soldier, the princess is vital to the future of this colony.
Soldier, you think this is a game? Insectopia does not exist.
Soldier.
Some have said "freak."
Someday... Someday you'll thank me.
Something I should've done a long time ago.
Sorry for interrupting.
Sorry I got you in trouble.
Sorry, sir. I came as soon as I heard. I was debriefing the trackers.
Sound off!
Sound off!
Sound off!
Step back, ladies.
Stop, you Hey!
Stop! I order you to stop, worker!
Suit yourself.
Superior numbers, kid!
Sure, you know. I mean, why why
Switch jobs with me just for a day.
Take him back to the MegaTunnel. Put him on the front line.
Take yourself back. Sheesh.
Talking back like that.
Ten clicks past the great canyons to the land of red and white!
Ten minutes and we're out of here. Right? This place is off limits.
Th Th That's okay. I'll I'm gonna let him off this time.
Th Think of all the things that I've done for you.
Thanks for your time.
Thanks.
That that, you know, I can't get.
That guy's got a screw loose.
That guy's got a screw loose.
That means you have certain responsibilities.
That's enough.
That's good, soldier. Now, wave.
That's it! You're the guy from the bar.
That's it. I'm taking you back to the colony.
That's the main thing. Now, remember that.
That's why he kidnapped our princess. That's why he ran away.
That's why we must strike now, while we have the element of surprise.
That's why you're my little cuddly widdles.
That's Z!
The authorities don't want you to know about it,
The enemy was destroyed, but I'm afraid it was a disaster for our troops, as well.
The General and I are deeply,
The idiot or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?
The lake?
The little guy made it!
The monolith!
The monolith!
The past will be washed away, and a new day will dawn.
The precision. The order.
The private has asked me to convey his most humble appreciation.
The queen requested a meeting with the war hero.
The streets are paved with food.
The swarthy, earthy, sensual worker.
The thing is, Princess, I got orders.
The whole system makes me feel...
Then bada bing, bada bip, bags himself the princess.
Then they're the ones we'll be sending.
Then why isn't he here?
There is a better place.
There is a bit of good news, sir. One soldier did make it back.
There is. I've been there.
There it is!
There they are! Down there! Let's go. Move. Move. Move.
There was nothing you could do, Weaver.
There you have it. Your average "boy meets girl,
There's a better place.
There's just gotta be a better place.
There's not enough time!
There's some kind of force field.
These These guys sound like bruisers.
These are the units loyal to the queen.
These guys are not going to put up much of a fight? We're talkin' pushovers, right?
They got the right stuff. Isn't there any other way?
They lack discipline. They lack commitment.
They lost Bala's trail at the edge of the lake.
They're desperate for more foraging territory.
They're here!
Things are going to change around here.
Things are going to change.
Think about it, Z. Two ants.
Think for yourself.
This guy's idea of a romantic night out is two seats at a public execution.
This had better be important.
This is a ball!
This is for the good of the colony, sir.
This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
This is not how it looks. I can explain this.
This is the only way I can see her.
This is very embarrassing for me, I
This is, uh... very bohemian.
This one goes out to all the lazy workers.
This tremendous accomplishment is a testimony to the strength...
To die for the colony.
To others, it is a code!
To someone talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier.
Today is the realization of a dream.
Too bad for him.
Trial membership. That's a good one!
Tunnel opening ceremonies.
Uh oh.
Uh, a giant hole in the ground?
Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. How do you get in?

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