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One for the Money

One for the Money

"One for the Money" is a captivating crime-comedy film based on the popular novel of the same name by Janet Evanovich. Released in 2012, this movie takes viewers on a thrilling ride through the ups and downs of the main character's life.

The film stars the talented Katherine Heigl as Stephanie Plum, a down-on-her-luck woman who becomes a bounty hunter to solve her financial troubles. Stephanie is determined to catch her former high school flame, Joe Morelli, played by Jason O'Mara. Morelli, a cop turned fugitive, is accused of murder and Stephanie sees this as an opportunity to earn a hefty reward.

As Stephanie begins her career as a bounty hunter, she enlists the help of her eccentric Grandma Mazur, portrayed by the hilarious Debbie Reynolds. Grandma Mazur adds a touch of humor to the film with her unpredictable antics and sassy personality.

Furthermore, the cast includes talented actors such as John Leguizamo, who brings his dynamic energy to the role of Jimmy Alpha, a shady character with ties to the criminal underworld. Daniel Sunjata portrays Ranger, a skilled and mysterious fellow bounty hunter who becomes Stephanie's mentor. These characters, along with the rest of the cast, bring depth and excitement to the story, making it a truly enjoyable experience.

"One for the Money" is a fast-paced film that keeps viewers hooked from start to finish. The screenplay, written by Liz Brixius, Stacy Sherman, and Karen Ray, beautifully captures the essence of Evanovich's novel, mixing suspense, romance, and comedy into an entertaining blend. With specific attention to witty dialogue, the film successfully captivates audiences and leaves them wanting more.

The soundtrack of "One for the Money" perfectly complements the thrilling atmosphere of the movie. The music, composed by Deborah Lurie, enhances the tension and excitement of the film’s action scenes while also providing emotional depth to the romantic moments. The energetic beats and melodic tunes make the soundtrack a must-have for any music lover.

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Overall, "One for the Money" is an engaging film that offers a perfect blend of crime, comedy, and romance. With a talented cast, a well-written screenplay, and an impressive soundtrack, this movie is sure to keep viewers entertained and thrilled throughout. So, grab some popcorn and prepare for a wild ride with Stephanie Plum as she dives headfirst into the world of bounty hunting.

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A He is a cop. B He put a bullet in Ziggy Kuleska head
A bullet.
A couple of times. Found him on Stark.
A friend of Ziggy, if you remember me saying.
A gun?
A snack wasn't a bad idea actually.
A snack?
A snack? That's your advice?
A tiny little scar. No stitches.
A truck, orange with stripes.
Aah, lighten up, son. Fresh air is good for the boy!
About 30 seconds before your hillbilly shot me.
Accident my ass, you jumped the goddamn kerb,
Actually I'm going after the cop, who shot the unarmed man.
Actually, I was looking at your hands.
Actually, I was... uhm...
Actually, Joe's not the guy I'm looking for.
Actually, just take it off.
Ah...
Ah... you'd it coming, cupcake!
Ahh Joe, he's not going to screw me.
All I know how to do is swing a purse.
All I know, Bernie handled the evening pretty well,
All's I know, I hang a sign...
Almighty, would you please stop talking to this girl.
Almost charming but not quite.
Alright Bopeep, yeah. I want you
Alright, correction. I have not provoked you recently, right... Steph?
Alright, first you looking for Morelli and then you're looking Benito,
Alright, I'm in!
Alright, I've got it... Plum. Don't make it obvious.
Alright, look, Ricardo Manosso.
Alright, look, Ricardo Manosso.
Alright, take a couple of civil cases of Morty, alright.
Alright, thank you.
Alright, this guy walks into a gym and it's Ziggy Kuleska.
Alright, we're looking for anything that says this guy
Alright, you know the drill. Come out in slow mo, now.
Alright, you've got one question, cause I can feel sorry for you.
Am requesting aid for the transfer of custody.
An accident is of course slim.
An Explorer, neat.
Ancient history.
And all of a sudden we get wind that Carmen is
And all three times he walked because the vics disappeared.
And as long as I was there, I grab one for Lula too.
And at this point in my life, I have no food in my fridge,
And break his legs that God gave him.
And bringing in Morelli.
And cars are American.
And collect the bag of money, but...
And followed me to the station,
And he said to me, he says...
And he used a personal weapon with a .45 hydrashock.
And he'd given me a clue to help catch Morelli.
And I can't get a new one.
And I feel really bad about that.
And I know she called you for help that night.
And I know Vinnie decided to put the money up, thinking...
And I thought I caught him when
And I'm driving to my parents' house in a car I can no longer afford.
And I'm pretty sure he killed these two people.
And I'm thinking, "Absolutely not, man!"
And in exchange for information, I protect her.
And look like you look.
And move away. Good, good, good, good.
And now you're looking for Carmen.
And number two, you're the last person I'll let to collect the money.
And over here is Stark Street gym.
And Ramirez?
And screwed it up forever.
And that the chances of it being meant for me were large.
And the great thing about it is, I'm gonna walked out a hero. You got that?
And then...
And there was no way, I would open that truck's door again.
And there's zero evidence Ziggy ever had a gun.
And this is... my story.
And we don't know the circumstances.
And we go get you a new court date.
And where to bury the body.
And, no hard feeling when I... when I bring him in.
And... I'll be candid.
Anything is better than marrying Bernie Kuntz. So, here I am...
Anyway, I'm noticing a pattern.
Anyway, might have been an accident.
Anyway...
Are you guys buying a new TV or something?
Are you in danger?
Argh!!!
Arr.. you know, I'm gonna just go with that flounder, it looks pretty good.
Arrr!!
Arrr...
As far as you're concerned, I am always provoked.
As for my dad, those five minutes were spend
At least it's something.
Bang A gun! And I'm like...
Be cool, Steph. Play it cool.
Beat me with the stick, I will never forgive you.
Because he pissed of God.
Because I didn't call after I nailed you.
Because last I heard you were selling underpants at Macy's.
Because last I heard you were selling underpants at Macy's.
Because number one, I am a cop.
Because this flat nose guy is loading barrels onto the truck as we speak.
Because you're the goddamn woman who's taken to ram me over
Been attacked by a psychopathic fighter.
Believe it.
Benito Ramirez?
Benito Ramirez. Stark Street gym.
Bernie Kuntz is single.
Best option for what?
Best option, in case someone start talking to you.
Big Blue!
Bipolar all over you, you know what.
Bitch.
Bone him with my bottle of Jack's. Right on the cop head.
Booming...
Bounty hunting thing so I can nail Morelli.
Bring him in... you'll get 10% of the bond, adds up.
Broke my leg in three different places!
Building on the corner of Shaw's mining,
But at least it bought me a meal that didn't come in a lunch box.
But I care, and I can't help but noticed
But I got to do what I got to do to hang in there. So...
But I know about the sexy as hell part.
But I know someone who does.
But I need to bring someone, I need money!
But it wasn't about that anymore.
But it's good that he's riled up.
But they gave it to me, so...
But what're you gonna do, you know what I mean.
But you knew that already, right?
But you know, it's gonna be a lot harder
But you stay away from Joe Morelli's.
But you want to know shit about Carmen, talk to the boyfriend.
But, I think we both know that the money is secondary.
Buy their TVs and what not from me.
Bye girl.
Bye guys, I have enough kushi, I am all about to chill, eh!
Call him in the morning.
Calm down.
Can I ask you some questions, about the night Carmen's disappeared?
Can I come in for a second?
Can I look at them?
Can't take it away if they can't find me.
Can't wait to see what you got.
Carbo, wasted.
Carmen.
Carmen.
Carmen's building. It's a real mess up here.
Catch me if you can, cupcake.
Cause I don't think you're gonna shoot me.
Cause she was already dead when you got there. You know that, right?
Cause some asshole went and ruined mine.
Cause these guys got a taste for violence
Cause you and me, we're gonna go inside,
Chased him down like a dog,
Check your purse. Think he took your keys.
Cheese balls? Are you kidding me?
Christ, amaze at this guy.
Clarence Samson, got drunk at the Lord and stole a police cruiser.
Cod is better than haddock, not as good as the sea bass.
Come back!
Come here now. Come.
Come on now, Lonnie, nice and easy.
Come on, come on! Give it all you've got, man!
Come on, get up!
Come on, give me something.
Come on, hurry up! What're you doing!
Come on, will you?
Come on!
Come on! Now!
Come on.
Come on.
Come over here and help me out with this, will ya?
Congratulations. You found me. You also blew my cover.
Connie! How come you never listened to me? All you do is, you do that.
Conolia?
Contemplating how to kill Grandma Mazur,
Cool it, Steph.
Could you moved up a little? You smell like a dumpster, no offense.
Could you please get off the desk.
Court date, yes. Parole, no!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap! I need cash.
Cuffs?
Damn it, Morelli, we had a deal!
Damn.
Despatch please.
Did he lose like 70 pounds?
Did I catched you in the middle of a tour of duty?
Did you see Carmen Sanchez at all that night, I mean at all?
Didn't the two of you like the big green apple...
Didn't you run him over with a car?
Disgusting, these are his cases.
Do you even know what that is?
Do you need me to beat the shit out of somebody?
Does he need help?
Does your mother knows that you're carrying a gun, Stephanie Plum?
Dolly honey, you lacked vision.
Don't puke, you'll wrecked the crime scene.
Don't think that you're gonna to make it, cupcake.
Down at the station, so I'm just gonna get...
Drastic ass to be discharged.
Dried out but not roast.
Dude flew by me like a freaking snow leopard, right!
Easy money.
Eddie, thanks for coming.
Eeeoww!
Eh! of course! He send his cousin.
Either way, no one's talking to the cops out there.
Enjoy your perk off!
Enough about me and mine. You were here to see Vinnie, regarding what?
Entry wound like a BB blows out a chunk the size of a potato.
Everybody yelled when you put me on speaker...
Everyone else is dead.
Except for C He was off duty
Except we are hookers.
Excuse me, can I get some ketchup?
Excuse me.
Fifty grand... dead or alive, huh?
Fifty thousand dollars!
Finally! Somebody give a shit about Carmen.
Fine, I'm getting my keys, get in my car...
Fine.
Five clean shots to Jimmy Alpha's heart.
Five... it's not easy to do, I'm impressed.
For someone who's just got shot, what is that?
For what it's worth... the wire.
Fortunately, Alpha bullet only tore into some unnecessary butt fat.
Four dollars and checking...
Freelance... just till I get my feet back on the ground.
FTA?
Funny, no pictures of the boyfriend.
Funny, no pictures of the boyfriend.
Gee, thanks... Joe.
Get up!
Get yourself a little snack or something.
Getting stab is worse.
Give him all my time, make sure he ate right, give him a place to crash.
Give it all up? You've got nothing left to give.
Give me something I can use.
Go ahead!
Go around!
Go away B, this ain't your hive.
Go on.
Go to hell.
Go! Go... come on!
God, you don't have to be an asshole about it!
God.
God.
God.
God.
God's gonna get you for this you, Morty Beyers!
Goddamn it, Morelli!
Goddamn it! Joe! You owed me!
Goes in like a BB, out like a potato. So...
Good for you.
Good for yourself.
Good judgement is for sissies.
Good thing I am not a cop.
Good to see ya, cupcake!
Good, yeah! Come on back, come on back.
Got a lifestyles beyond his means, or links him to Ziggy.
Got an FTA for you, ready to have some fun?
Got eyes on him?
Got eyes on him?
Got it? I've already called 911, there's a squad car on the way.
Got it.
Grabbed your shirt. You're coming with me.
Gramp, I can't take Big Blue. And how did you get here?
Great.
Guess who died?
Guest bath imbued is real nice.
Guns. Okay.
Hang on a second.
Harder! Harder! You see, all you hit is a sweet 16 pillow fight.
Have it on tape, because...
He can't take another assault charges, you know what I'm saying here.
He could be here in 10 minutes.
He couldn't wait to get out of there when he heard the freaking sirens.
He didn't happen to have a flat nose, did he?
He didn't spare a dime.
He gets an X.
He got kicked out of two retirements home for flashing his "junk".
He hadn't wet his pants when grandma Mazur shot the turkey's pecker off
He killed John Cho and Rosa Gomez is next, Eddie.
He killed the guy named Ziggy Kuleska.
He lives in your building.
He looks like Michelangelo dipped his statue of David in caramel,
He moved Rosa and Carmen's kids out the night before.
He skipped as of yesterday,
He spilled his guts. He'll be a big hit in prison.
He talked to me, Eddie. And he's dead!
He tried to make out with me at my own wedding.
He was smart and funny! He saw the whole thing go down.
He was the first one on the scene. The guy is a real riot, why?
He's a flawed individual.
He's a perv.
He's at Sal's butcher shop.
He's claiming self defense, trouble is Carmen is not around to collaborate.
He's going to rough you guys up a little.
He's yours.
Heard it on the scanner.
Heard you moved back here after your divorce.
Heh... this guy kills me.
Hello, I am Morty Beyers.
Her body was in Sal's this whole time.
Here is a Jersey survival tip.
Here, don't monkey around with that.
Here, houses are modest, yards are small...
Here, this... this are for you. I'll pay for all the bills.
Hey buddy.
Hey girlscout, what happen? You lose your troops, huh.
Hey listen, have you guys seen an old sedan sneaking around here lately?
Hey listen, I'll go pay for this gun, okay.
Hey Plum! You can't get Morelli naked so you're settling for him?
Hey, Connie!
Hey, he's closing up the shop.
Hey, hey! You're talking to Steph?
Hey, I was just about to call you, You'll never believe where I am!
Hey, I've as much right to go after Morelli as anybody.
Hey, it's a cop.
Hey, Mr. Earling.
Hey, Sean... Sean!
Hey, that's my wife and your cousin,
Hey, this could leave a water mark.
Hey, we should changed our profession!
Hey, we're headed to the Police Station now,
Hey, what you want?
Hey, why you messing my tasty cakes, eh?
Hey, you should go over there and get yourself a nice piece of fish.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Get back to work. Hey... get back to work. Both of you!
Hey! Hey, somebody help me!
Hey! Let's call the police.
Hey! Listen to me.
Hey! When you're finish, there's two barrels back there by the door.
Hey! You want a meatball?
His mother will lose the house. Only bad will come of it.
His poor mother...
Hmm! Just like that, huh? Giving out details to the white girl.
Hold him tight, Morelli!
Hold on a second.
Holy crap!
Home hardwares, and pick up a new shower curtain
Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli's their conolia.
Hoo... yeah, I saw that on TV. Okay, 130 tops.
Hookers always felt someone to talk to.
How can I be of help?
How can I help you if you're not being honest.
How come you didn't asked if I'm innocent?
How comfortable are you with the low lifes?
How did you get this number?
How're you not seeing these? Rosa Gomez is next!
How's your wife?
Huh, look at this fool!
Huh!
Hurry up, make it good.
I adjust the mike to record you.
I am always right. You should know this by now.
I am asking you nice. I need you to step away.
I am calling the police.
I am still a cop.
I am taking the towel!
I can either apprehend criminals or becomes one. That's where I met them.
I can help you with that.
I can't come, gramp. I'm busy.
I can't get a clear shot! I'm not comfortable with this!!
I can't take it anymore!
I could hanged up going after Morelli.
I could have an axe or worse.
I could use a good joke these days because...
I didn't know him... know him, sold him a plasma for the Superbowl's.
I don't care if the Pope comes to the house and
I don't have to.
I don't know anything.
I don't know Steph, you're dealing with criminals. I got to say "no".
I don't know what name to make fun of first.
I don't know what's the matter with him.
I don't like when this sort of thing happened, you know.
I don't see anybody though.
I fantasized about being handcuff and naked
I feel fine.
I figure if Ramirez woke up, Joe would have the upper hand.
I found them. They parked their truck at the Pachetko Marina.
I gave him my virginity on the floor of a tasty pastry bakery,
I gave you a job, get.
I got Joe Morelli.
I got Ranger shot, and now Cho was dead.
I got to call in to Ranger for backup.
I got to deliver. You want it in the locker?
I got to say, I liked the way you let your hair go curly like that.
I gotta know... the snake...
I guess the interview went well?
I hate to tell you, Rex but you're going nowhere, that's official.
I have to leave Alpha because I didn't have
I haven't had a lot to laugh about lately. You know what I mean?
I heard you was a bounty hunter, do you make a lot of money doing that?
I highly doubt anybody gonna comes out and
I just can't tell if you're actually in this for the money
I knew he's crazy, I just didn't know he was psycho, that's all.
I know he was shot by an off duty Morelli.
I know the guy shot...
I know the judge posted bail at half a mil...
I know the victim's name is Ziggy Kuleska.
I know, he used a personal weapon, Hydrashock... with a .45.
I know, right. He's helping me with this whole
I know.
I know.
I like always, so...
I like the new office.
I like your hair.
I mean he's good cop, probably a better felon.
I mean it, I'll just come after you!
I mean seriously Plum, thanks for the laugh.
I mean the way he treats women,
I mean this one just pissed him off. He'll return fire and killed you.
I mean, if you're trying to confuse me, you've done a great job.
I mean... I mean,
I might like his better.
I need to know what happened, I owed her that.
I need to talk to her about... about Joe Morelli.
I need your help.
I on the other hand did not provoked you in anyway.
I promised. Trust me.
I read it today. You'd never guess.
I remained unconvinced.
I said that! It's heroin.
I saw this... and thought of you.
I saw you hang in there.
I still don't know anything.
I think he sued his bondman, he cut you a cheque.
I think I can.
I think I found my guy.
I think of you everytime it rains.
I think Ramirez make her disappeared.
I thought you said 10 more minutes.
I thought you were here to kill me! Jesus!
I told his mother, his biological clock is ticking.
I totally get now why he's always wearing kevlar.
I understand that, Mrs. Morelli but Joe missed his court appearance...
I want my car and I want it now.
I want the keys, the master fuse, all of it, now!
I want you to know.
I was born and raised in the blue collar
I was born naked, I'm gonna die naked, and everything in between, naked!
I was drunk, and you resembled someone else... so there's nothing like it.
I was drunk, okay!
I was in a panic on the drive over until Eddie's called to tell me,
I was shooting a gun, how hot is that?
I was wearing a big white dress and a veil.
I will give you something...
I won't counting on it.
I worked at when I was seventeen.
I...
I...
I'd been sitting on fifty grand right now.
I'd been watching from across the street, trying to get a read on it.
I'd cut my own throat before I let you bring me into custody!
I'd hear Morelli is looking for you.
I'll be honest and trust me. I'm not proud of this but,
I'll be right there.
I'll find it.
I'll give it all up to put his ass in jail.
I'm a bond recovery agent.
I'm about to tell you. You know what I am saying.
I'm bigger, stronger and a lot meaner than you.
I'm fresh out of luck.
I'm going after him for the money, period!
I'm going to follow them. I hope you're with me.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that,
I'm gonna lose my towel.
I'm gonna need you to come clean.
I'm gonna take him down with my pepper spray.
I'm gonna take him down with my pepper spray.
I'm here cause I worked for your bond agent,
I'm just saying I got three out of five.
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to draw him out.
I'm just... I'm looking for a girl.
I'm listening.
I'm looking for this girl. You know her? Carmen Sanchez.
I'm losing you, Steph.
I'm making a nice big pot of stuffed cabbages,
I'm not being stupid! I haven't seen heroin before. Clearly you have.
I'm not excusing him or nothing but just
I'm not going to be bait so you can moved out of your van, Joe.
I'm requesting neighbourhood transfer.
I'm so close to blowing your head off right now, you don't even know!
I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
I'm Stephanie Plum,
I'm still on the phone gramp, I can hear you.
I'm sweating.
I'm talking to my friend here, go around!
I'm trying to diversify, private security, things like that.
I'm trying to find Carmen Sanchez.
I'm twelve minutes late for dinner,
I'm working on it.
I've been on the job three days, and I have already
I've been waiting a long time to say that. I mean it.
I've got him splatter.
I've got maybe 10 minutes left with the car, so... that's my news.
I've got some not so great news.
I've got this.
I've got two dead bodies, a hit man, an FTA, and a bullet in my ass.
If Eddie wasn't going to follow the X's, I was.
If he bothers you or anything, you call me. You call me right away, okay?
If he bothers you or anything, you call me. You call me right away, okay?
If he's coming after me, I am looking for a fight.
If I call my mother, she will just send my father, and well,
If I was the President, I'll be like this I'm changed
If I'm looking for Morelli, I gotta start with his mom.
If you lie to me, I'll cut you up and sold you for parts.
If you're gonna spend that much time on your knees,
In front of Joe Morelli once.
In my windows, all the guy's making book at Sal's
In that case, come on in!
Incriminated themselves to me on tape.
Is it bad if I said no?
Is my old friend Eddie Gazarra.
Is there somewhere else we could go to talk?
Isn't that a little hard on your stomach?
It also might be punishment for talking to you because they shot Plum.
It doesn't hurt that you're dead or alive proposition.
It gonna takes longer than I thought to get Morelli,
It lead me right to Carmen's apartment.
It looks bad.
It means he'll get sloppy.
It was an accident!
It was high school.
It was pretty flashy and yellow.
It wrecks the compliment.
It'll take forever, I need fast money, not easy money!
It's a crappy job, you spend all days on your knees.
It's a figure of speech, Vin.
It's a good two but two out of how many?
It's a gun, I'm not a idiot.
It's a lie.
It's a lot of cheap respect for a nobody.
It's a nice array of shower curtains there, huh?
It's being a bounty hunter on the other hand, another story.
It's easy for me to imagine Morelli's at home, taking showers,
It's easy for you to say.
It's for the jury, Joe. I'm just here to collect.
It's gonna be awesome.
It's got a lot of energy.
It's harsh, you know.
It's important. I really need to talk to him.
It's just a matter of time. You know that, right?
It's just junk.
It's just not a lot out there for a department store lingerie manager.
It's kinda hard with the pile of casts
It's laminated, Eddie. It's like water and a fake plant, relax.
It's like fireworks! Made in meat.
It's me!
It's mine for the time, Morelli. Suck it.
It's nice to see you Bernie, how you doing?
It's not even mine. Knocked yourself out.
It's not like I really thought he was going to open the door
It's not my problem, Mary Lou.
It's not over.
It's okay, Steph.
It's so unfair.
It's the truck!
It's too bad. You know, cause... it's a pretty nice ass.
Its okay, you got it made.
Jesus Christ! You teaching me how to be a cop?
Jesus! He's so mad.
Jesus... I got two of them.
Jesus... Morelli, why couldn't you've pick up another phone?
Jesus... Steph, you've been hit!
Jesus... Stephanie, come on. I am the police!
Jimmy Alpha confessed. Morelli is clean.
Jimmy Alpha told me to talk to you.
Jimmy Alpha, virile, single... met ya.
Jimmy!
Jimmy.
Joe Morelli did this to me, he was the big catch in our neighbourhood.
Joe Morelli skipped out on bail?
Joe?
Just a theory, one of many.
Just get it out of here, alright?
Just pick one.
Just remember that.
Just the first thing.
Keep flappering your lips. I'm in it for the cash.
Keep him on ice for awhile, will you. Let him cool his boots.
Keep your voice down!
Kidding aside, you do realised Morty Beyers
Kind of already there.
Laparoscopic.
Later then.
Learning how to shoot gun,
Let's go.
Let's go. Move it.
Let's see what I've got.
Let's see what we got, Joe.
Like the pyramids, baby.
Likes to be called Ranger.
Lipstick, Keys...
Listen! They tried to hide the body when they got shot.
Little FYI, your cousin is looking for someone to help with the filing.
Locked that shit up.
Lonnie Dodd, expect to see another cobs, skinny, shirtless trademark.
Look at this. William Earling. My first FTA.
Look at you.
Look sexy.
Look, any words on Carmen yet?
Look, get yourself a couple of dead bolts.
Look, I don't want to get anybody into trouble...
Look, I got three out of five.
Look, I just wanted to apologize for one of my kickers.
Look, I wish I could be more help to you, but I got to go.
Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
Look, it's a wire, okay! It's our best option.
Look!
Lot of cops around, anyone you want me to say 'hi' to?
Lots of prints, lots of guns, and we're gonna pinned it on him.
Lots of stuff going on. Right around the Shaw.
Lots of X's piling up on Shaw. Just saying.
Louis or something, he worked for a distributor in Philly.
Luckily, Mooch's car wasn't too hard to follow.
Lula!
Ma, I had a husband, I didn't like it. I don't want another one.
Ma!
Mark my words... they talk, they died! Do something!
May I keep this?
Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife.
Maybe I'd relax but that would...
Maybe she didn't like Ramirez that much after all.
Maybe Vinny will let you do some skips chasing.
Me neither... none of us should be in here.
Medical examiner send his regards by the way.
Meet me over in Stark, when you're done playing house with Bernie's.
Mom.
Mooch Morelli just pull in here.
Morelli and I come down here and we just heard a couple of shots
Morelli got to her apartment, said Ziggy fired on him first.
Morelli was holed up on the 3rd floor of the Goldcold factory
Morelli was no murderer.
Morelli, eh? Really?
Morelli, I think I found your missing witness.
Morelli, why don't you listen to me?
Morelli, you've got to come up with some better material.
Morelli.
Morelli.
Morelli's missing informant.
Most women gravitate toward the florals but I'm
Move!
Mr. Alpha. Thank God you're here! Your guy Ramirez...
Mr. Plum need some assistant.
Mr. Ramirez?
My ass, I was fine. I had it handled.
My Grandma. She loves a good bonding. What're you gonna do?
My guess is, it's already picked clean but you never know. Good luck.
My judgements a little screwy.
My life time with my mother told me she think that meant I was dead.
My mama is bipolar?
My mission witness is dead, and I'm pretty sure Carmen is too.
My name's Stephanie Plum.
Naw, no hard feelings.
Nice job.
Nice!
Ninja ears!
No bullets in the walls, the doors jammed.
No gun.
No keys in here!
No no no, its good, I'm good.
No noticed, so he's just hardly a blip on the radar.
No offense, but you can't bring him in without my co operation.
No one has been this nice to me in a long, long time.
No one left alive, just dead one way or another.
No powder on Ziggy's hands, no gun!
No, absolutely not. Somebody killed him.
No, cause I don't think being a cop is all that hard, got more resources.
No, I don't think you understand. He got shot with the gun he bought me!
No, I think he looks better, you're not being very nice.
No, no, I mean...
No, no, no, you stay away from that. That man's half a million!
No, no. Not an officer, not a cop.
No, no. Pay me back when you're rolling in it.
No, not yet.
No, nothing.
No, Sal's boat was moving ice and sugar, what do you think?!
No, thank you, that's a very nice offer though.
No, you're swinging him away!
No!
No? What do mean no?
No.
No.
No.
No... bullet!
No... Joe, no!!
No... Nothing?
No... wait, wait, what do mean, what flat nose guy?
No... well, in case you didn't notice
Nobody killed John Cho.
Nobody panic, just them towing my car.
Nobody told me. Did he break anything?
None of your business.
Nope.
Not as great, you can have it back.
Not bad, right?
Not done.
Not ever.
Not good. Big as a house.
Not much control.
Not nail Morelli. You know what I mean.
Not so much, I've got a little something for you.
Not that I knew what to do with this information but
Not these padded gloves, you nancy's.
Not tonight.
Not when they could be riding in style.
Nothing else.
Nothing yet, but...
Nothing, sold him a conolia in high school.
Now go get some clothes on and give me a ride home.
Now he's known as Joe's ugly cousin.
Now I'm in charge of money.
Now I've gotta burn this phone after I made this call,
Now look what you did.
Now Plum, don't flatter yourself, she won't sell to you.
Now stop rambling at me!
Now we moved some files into storage last week. Two days work.
Now what was your questions, sweety?
Now, all I have to do... come up with a plan and bring him in.
Now, give me some light please.
Now, it's personal.
Obviously I realize that the chances of these being
Obviously it worked.
Oh boy... I can't wait.
Oh crap!
Oh crap!
Oh crap! Crap! Come on.
Oh girl, he got you knocked up.
Oh God, I'm so sorry, I am gonna get you help, okay?
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh Jesus, Lula, I'm so sorry... I mean...
Oh Jesus, Stephanie Plum! What the hell?
Oh Jesus, what is this world coming to!
Oh my God, dude!
Oh my God, dude!
Oh my God, is that guy naked?
Oh my God! I know it's here!
Oh my...

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