A beautiful young lady like yourself, from Bad Grandpa
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet. from Bad Grandpa
A day? from Bad Grandpa
A day. from Bad Grandpa
A day... from Bad Grandpa
A hoagie sandwich. from Bad Grandpa
A little help! from Bad Grandpa
A new fishing rod? from Bad Grandpa
A rusty trombone for your grandpa, huh? from Bad Grandpa
After that, I never ate fish sticks again. from Bad Grandpa
After that, I'm pretty much free. from Bad Grandpa
Ah, Jesus... from Bad Grandpa
Ah! from Bad Grandpa
Ah! from Bad Grandpa
Ah! from Bad Grandpa
Ah. from Bad Grandpa
Ah. What's your name? from Bad Grandpa
All I did was push the little button! from Bad Grandpa
All right, 2:00 on Sunday. from Bad Grandpa
All right, be careful with her. from Bad Grandpa
All right, Chuck. from Bad Grandpa
All right, Chuck. This is Shirley. from Bad Grandpa
All right, come on. from Bad Grandpa
All right, come on. We got to go see your grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
All right, here we go. from Bad Grandpa
All right, now, all right! from Bad Grandpa
All right, sweetie. from Bad Grandpa
All right! from Bad Grandpa
All right! from Bad Grandpa
All right! How you doing? from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right. Come on. from Bad Grandpa
All right. You want some of this? from Bad Grandpa
All rolled into one. from Bad Grandpa
All this bacon is getting to Grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
All you got to do is try. from Bad Grandpa
Allakazoo, allakastid... from Bad Grandpa
Am not, am not! from Bad Grandpa
Amen. from Bad Grandpa
And a big side of poontang. from Bad Grandpa
And a rusty trombone for my grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
And all the cool things you showed me. from Bad Grandpa
And because this is such a special night, from Bad Grandpa
And caterers, and all the nice people sitting before me. from Bad Grandpa
And for those of you who don't know what callipygian means, from Bad Grandpa
And go play strip bingo outside? from Bad Grandpa
And he's talking about having a great time from Bad Grandpa
And how many of them did you win? from Bad Grandpa
And I can't be saddled with that cockblock! from Bad Grandpa
And I don't need you cockblocking. from Bad Grandpa
And I don't want to drive him. from Bad Grandpa
And I got someone meeting us from Bad Grandpa
And I like standing here. from Bad Grandpa
And I'll give it right back to you. from Bad Grandpa
And I'm going to be talking to ladies in there. from Bad Grandpa
And I'm gonna get word to your mom from Bad Grandpa
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had, from Bad Grandpa
And I'm gonna try to swoop in from Bad Grandpa
And I'm in a much better place. from Bad Grandpa
And I'm just here to help the two of you from Bad Grandpa
And if you went, "Ow!" from Bad Grandpa
And if you're going to do it and do it right... from Bad Grandpa
And just help the two of you talk together. from Bad Grandpa
And let her rip. from Bad Grandpa
And Lord, please look after these men because from Bad Grandpa
And now they're gonna send me to jail. from Bad Grandpa
And playing with her sock monkey! from Bad Grandpa
And pooped on the wall. from Bad Grandpa
And she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass. from Bad Grandpa
And sometimes he sits in it like a baby. from Bad Grandpa
And thank you for not beating me up. from Bad Grandpa
And that's what happens, you know? from Bad Grandpa
And the audacity to try to steal from me. from Bad Grandpa
And the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding. from Bad Grandpa
And the state's paying him $600 a month for free. from Bad Grandpa
And then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there. from Bad Grandpa
And then if it didn't work out... from Bad Grandpa
And then it was only out of spite. from Bad Grandpa
And then move to Japan? from Bad Grandpa
And then they can't run after you. from Bad Grandpa
And then they give me this public defender from Bad Grandpa
And then we sell all tuna and we'll be billionaires. from Bad Grandpa
And they're also accomplices to probably what was from Bad Grandpa
And this is contestant number 10. from Bad Grandpa
And unfortunately I have to hand him back now. from Bad Grandpa
And watch this. from Bad Grandpa
And we are shooting a movie. from Bad Grandpa
And when you did bring him around, he pissed every bed in the house. from Bad Grandpa
And you don't pay. from Bad Grandpa
And you keep yapping. Jesus. from Bad Grandpa
And you're too young to ride the bus, from Bad Grandpa
And, uh, I'll be back in just a moment, okay? from Bad Grandpa
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm. from Bad Grandpa
And, um, she passed away. from Bad Grandpa
And, um... My wife just passed away a couple days ago from Bad Grandpa
Any kind of breast. from Bad Grandpa
Anything to get out of this car. from Bad Grandpa
Anyway, I need to, uh... from Bad Grandpa
Apparently, your grandpa's one of them. from Bad Grandpa
Are we going to get in trouble for this? from Bad Grandpa
Are you all right? from Bad Grandpa
Are you an alcoholic? from Bad Grandpa
Are you fucking kidding me, bro? from Bad Grandpa
Are you fucking kidding me, man? from Bad Grandpa
Are you happily married? from Bad Grandpa
Are you kidding me? from Bad Grandpa
Are you Mr. Zisman? from Bad Grandpa
Are you okay, Grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
Are you okay, Grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
Are you one of them dancers? from Bad Grandpa
Are you serious? from Bad Grandpa
Are you serious? from Bad Grandpa
Are you sure this is a good idea? from Bad Grandpa
Are you sure you want him to go to him? from Bad Grandpa
Are you sure you want to do this? from Bad Grandpa
Are you sure? from Bad Grandpa
Ask me what the secret of comedy is. from Bad Grandpa
At the Carolina Cutie Pies Young Miss Pageant. from Bad Grandpa
Aw... ♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean from Bad Grandpa
B 2. from Bad Grandpa
Baby. from Bad Grandpa
Be gentle with her. from Bad Grandpa
Beat that. from Bad Grandpa
Because I like to catch these women when they're soggy. from Bad Grandpa
Been in this car all damn day! from Bad Grandpa
Before a dark day when from Bad Grandpa
Before what? from Bad Grandpa
Believe me, you're gonna fix it. from Bad Grandpa
Bet we could've stirred up some trouble here. from Bad Grandpa
Big finish. from Bad Grandpa
Big head, tall, um, and he smells like old farts. from Bad Grandpa
Billy, just stay there for a second. from Bad Grandpa
Billy! Billy! from Bad Grandpa
Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Bingo! from Bad Grandpa
Bingo! from Bad Grandpa
Born and raised. You're awful pretty. My goodness! from Bad Grandpa
Bring him here to Raleigh, I could take the kid. from Bad Grandpa
Bury her down south a ways. If you could help me to my car from Bad Grandpa
But a hangover? Sleep. He got to sleep it off. from Bad Grandpa
But he says you're very beautiful. from Bad Grandpa
But he says you're very beautiful. from Bad Grandpa
But I can still chop the suey, that's for sure. from Bad Grandpa
But I can still lick the ladle, that's for sure. from Bad Grandpa
But I can still lick the spoon, from Bad Grandpa
But I could probably get it going. from Bad Grandpa
But I didn't say how. from Bad Grandpa
But I don't really like my dad. from Bad Grandpa
But I have my penis stuck to the soda machine. from Bad Grandpa
But I mean, if you're a dancer... from Bad Grandpa
But I want to stay with you. from Bad Grandpa
But I'm gonna ask you right now from Bad Grandpa
But I'm hungry! from Bad Grandpa
But I'm in some serious shit, okay? from Bad Grandpa
But I'm sure your father will, uh, do the right thing. from Bad Grandpa
But I'm trying to teach my grandson about knife fights. from Bad Grandpa
But my favorite spot is here. from Bad Grandpa
But no one's going to come out... from Bad Grandpa
But now, we want to get into our beauty gown competition. from Bad Grandpa
But point it that way out of respect for your grandmother. from Bad Grandpa
But she did really good. from Bad Grandpa
But she wanted me to get him to his father. from Bad Grandpa
But we surely appreciate it. And our lips are sealed. from Bad Grandpa
But your grandma, from Bad Grandpa
By fun, I mean banging the gong. from Bad Grandpa
By watching him do a magic trick, would you? from Bad Grandpa
Bye, A S S O L E. from Bad Grandpa
Bye, baby! Have fun, okay? from Bad Grandpa
Bye, Billy! from Bad Grandpa
Bye, Cinnamon. I got to go. from Bad Grandpa
Bye, Dad. from Bad Grandpa
Bye, Ellie. from Bad Grandpa
Bye, Grandma. from Bad Grandpa
Bye, old man. from Bad Grandpa
Bye. from Bad Grandpa
Bye. from Bad Grandpa
Can everybody back up on this side a little bit? from Bad Grandpa
Can he have his chocolate milk back, please, ma'am? from Bad Grandpa
Can I ask you some questions for our camera? from Bad Grandpa
Can I cheat off you? from Bad Grandpa
Can I get a Colt 45, please? from Bad Grandpa
Can I get a hug? Dad? from Bad Grandpa
Can I get out? from Bad Grandpa
Can I have a word with you? from Bad Grandpa
Can I help you? from Bad Grandpa
Can I turn on the AC? from Bad Grandpa
Can I turn on the radio? from Bad Grandpa
Can I use your pen? from Bad Grandpa
Can someone check that bingo for me, please? from Bad Grandpa
Can we get it weighed? Because I gotta... from Bad Grandpa
Can we get something to eat? from Bad Grandpa
Can you help me explain that? 'Cause that's what's sitting there is a little cockblock. from Bad Grandpa
Can you help me instead of announcing? from Bad Grandpa
Can you help? from Bad Grandpa
Can you let go of the thing there? from Bad Grandpa
Can't you see I was talking to a lady? from Bad Grandpa
Caught me right in the puss! from Bad Grandpa
Check out the nine iron on this one. from Bad Grandpa
Check out the rear bumpers on that one. from Bad Grandpa
Chicken breast. from Bad Grandpa
Chickens. from Bad Grandpa
Child support. Child support'll kill you. from Bad Grandpa
Come back here! from Bad Grandpa
Come here, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Come here. from Bad Grandpa
Come here. Come here, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Come on, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Come on, Billy. Let's go. from Bad Grandpa
Come on, come on! from Bad Grandpa
Come on, man! Are you serious? from Bad Grandpa
Come on, you're a lefty. from Bad Grandpa
Come on! from Bad Grandpa
Come on! Come on! from Bad Grandpa
Come on. from Bad Grandpa
Come on. from Bad Grandpa
Come on. from Bad Grandpa
Come on. Let's go this way. from Bad Grandpa
Coming! from Bad Grandpa
Complete strangers, but we've outlived all our friends. from Bad Grandpa
Contestant number one, please come to the stage. from Bad Grandpa
Cut the man a break. from Bad Grandpa
D O U C H E is how you spell it. from Bad Grandpa
Dad, can we get some food? from Bad Grandpa
Damn it. Ah... from Bad Grandpa
Damn shame I got to drop you at your dad's tomorrow. from Bad Grandpa
Damn thing's broke. from Bad Grandpa
Dan. from Bad Grandpa
Dear God. from Bad Grandpa
Definitely not. from Bad Grandpa
Did he love Grandma? from Bad Grandpa
Did you get that shirt at Tramps R Us? from Bad Grandpa
Did you get that shirt at Tramps R Us? from Bad Grandpa
Did you hear that, Leroy? We're free! from Bad Grandpa
Did you notice how I wasn't fixing it? from Bad Grandpa
Did you put money in there? God. from Bad Grandpa
Did you really think I was going to leave you? from Bad Grandpa
Did you see the tuchas on that one? from Bad Grandpa
Did you win any money at bingo? from Bad Grandpa
Did you... Did you just toot, Grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
Dirty bastard! from Bad Grandpa
Do you guys serve beers? from Bad Grandpa
Do you have a bed we're supposed to pick up? from Bad Grandpa
Do you have any idea how heavy you are? from Bad Grandpa
Do you have any idea how I don't give a shit? from Bad Grandpa
Do you know what he's saying, from Bad Grandpa
Do you like a lot of milk? from Bad Grandpa
Do you like this chair? from Bad Grandpa
Do you like to fish, old man? from Bad Grandpa
Do you think you have any stiff competition? from Bad Grandpa
Does he have a cell phone? from Bad Grandpa
Does this look like a good spot? from Bad Grandpa
Doesn't surprise me. from Bad Grandpa
Doing a behind the scenes video for the pageant. from Bad Grandpa
Don't come at me... Don't come at me from Bad Grandpa
Don't do this in front of them! Don't do this right now! from Bad Grandpa
Don't even start that with me! Not now! from Bad Grandpa
Don't get me wrong, I'm upset, but she was a crabby old bat. from Bad Grandpa
Don't hurt me! from Bad Grandpa
Don't hurt me! from Bad Grandpa
Don't interrupt, grandpa, I'm busy. from Bad Grandpa
Don't let her fall out of there, James. from Bad Grandpa
Don't look back there. I'm so sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Don't want to leave her in the trunk. from Bad Grandpa
Don't worry me with that. Just get in the damn car. from Bad Grandpa
Don't! Quit pulling on it. from Bad Grandpa
Don't... It's not going to come out. from Bad Grandpa
Doris, what did you think? from Bad Grandpa
Down low. Too slow. from Bad Grandpa
Earplugs, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Earplugs. from Bad Grandpa
Eighteen width. from Bad Grandpa
Everybody say, "I am!" from Bad Grandpa
Everyone, Lindsey Dill! from Bad Grandpa
Everyone's very emotional right now. from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me, honey. from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me, my grandpa would like to say something. from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me! from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me? from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me? Excuse me? from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me? Have you seen my grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me? Sir? Can you tie my shoe, please? from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me. from Bad Grandpa
Excuse me. from Bad Grandpa
Fine. Fine. You wanna guard that kid? from Bad Grandpa
Fine. How are you? from Bad Grandpa
Fix it! from Bad Grandpa
Follow my lead. from Bad Grandpa
For Lindsey Dill. from Bad Grandpa
For my dance. from Bad Grandpa
For putting up with me tonight, from Bad Grandpa
Four, five, six, from Bad Grandpa
Fuck. from Bad Grandpa
Fuck. from Bad Grandpa
Fucking leave the penguin alone, bro. from Bad Grandpa
G 37. from Bad Grandpa
G 46. from Bad Grandpa
G 51. from Bad Grandpa
G 53. from Bad Grandpa
G 60. from Bad Grandpa
Gabriel! from Bad Grandpa
Gabriel! Help me! from Bad Grandpa
Gabriel! I'm stuck. from Bad Grandpa
Get a good hold on her. from Bad Grandpa
Get it? I said you had a vagina. from Bad Grandpa
Get my shirt off. Get my coat off. Get my pants off. from Bad Grandpa
Get my shit off. from Bad Grandpa
Get out of here, asshole. from Bad Grandpa
Get out! from Bad Grandpa
Get that damn thing out of the way! from Bad Grandpa
Get that out of here! from Bad Grandpa
Get the fuck away from me, man. from Bad Grandpa
Get the hats! Get the hats! from Bad Grandpa
Get them all hot and bothered, from Bad Grandpa
Get up here, little man. from Bad Grandpa
Get you a lot. from Bad Grandpa
Get your ass inside! from Bad Grandpa
Get your shit off? from Bad Grandpa
Gets the best of everybody. from Bad Grandpa
Gimme five. from Bad Grandpa
Give me the... Give it... from Bad Grandpa
Gloria. from Bad Grandpa
Go ahead and take off. We'll keep him inside. from Bad Grandpa
Go in here and get the damn pants off. from Bad Grandpa
God bless you. God bless you, James. Thank you! from Bad Grandpa
God damn it. Done spilled everywhere. from Bad Grandpa
God damn! You guys are driving me to drink! from Bad Grandpa
God, what are you doing? from Bad Grandpa
God! from Bad Grandpa
God! Push! Push! from Bad Grandpa
Good bye, son. from Bad Grandpa
Good job, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Good night, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Good, good. I came here alone, from Bad Grandpa
Good! How you doing, baby? from Bad Grandpa
Good. from Bad Grandpa
Good. from Bad Grandpa
Grab his hand. Can we say a prayer? from Bad Grandpa
Grab the stuff... Let's beat it, kid! from Bad Grandpa
Grandma? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa loves you very much. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa wants to know if you're married! from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, can we go fishing tomorrow? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, do you think we'll have time to go fishing? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, I got to pee pee. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, I got to pee real bad. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, I got to pee. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, I'm fucking wasted. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, I'm hungry. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, look at that ride! Can I go ride it? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, my leg's falling asleep! from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, school starts on Tuesday. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, what'd you think of my dancing? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa! from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa! Where have you been? from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa's going out for a walk. You stay in the room. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa's going to play a little bingo. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa's got to talk to some tail. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa's tummy's hurting. from Bad Grandpa
Great, man. Great. Great. from Bad Grandpa
Guess what? Now I'm getting the child support. from Bad Grandpa
Ha ha! Bingo! from Bad Grandpa
Ha! I loved your dancing. from Bad Grandpa
Ham? from Bad Grandpa
Ham. from Bad Grandpa
Have a sip of beer with Grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
Have any of those baskets down here that you have outside? from Bad Grandpa
Have you kissed a girl yet? from Bad Grandpa
He goes to bed around 8:00 p.m. or so. So, uh... from Bad Grandpa
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart. from Bad Grandpa
He just drunk the dauber shit. from Bad Grandpa
He said he wanted poontang. from Bad Grandpa
He says you have a fat kitty cat. from Bad Grandpa
He says you look like a nice Jew. from Bad Grandpa
He says you make him feel young again. from Bad Grandpa
He told me to push the button. from Bad Grandpa
He took this. from Bad Grandpa
He used to have a big taste for it. from Bad Grandpa
He wants to know if you want to smell his finger. from Bad Grandpa
He wants to know if you're doing anything later. from Bad Grandpa
He wants to know where we can get a hoagie around here. from Bad Grandpa
He went to a strip club last night. from Bad Grandpa
He'll hook you up! from Bad Grandpa
He's a good boy. from Bad Grandpa
He's a hell of a lot more than money. from Bad Grandpa
He's a little cooter stretcher is what he is. from Bad Grandpa
He's all I have left. from Bad Grandpa
He's drunk, and he's drinking beer. from Bad Grandpa
He's got a guardian. from Bad Grandpa
He's got a moustache, from Bad Grandpa
He's harder than a horseshoe! from Bad Grandpa
He's like, persistent. He wants to go in there. from Bad Grandpa
He's nearly impossible to communicate with. from Bad Grandpa
He's not going with you. He's coming with me. from Bad Grandpa
He's old and he doesn't know what he's doing. from Bad Grandpa
He's probably drunk right now. from Bad Grandpa
He's stuck on Lisa. from Bad Grandpa
He's sweet. He's my grandson. from Bad Grandpa
He's... from Bad Grandpa
Hell, no! from Bad Grandpa
Hell, that's when the ponies start running. from Bad Grandpa
Hello, ladies! from Bad Grandpa
Hello, lady. from Bad Grandpa
Hello, ma'am. You wouldn't flatter an old man from Bad Grandpa
Hello? from Bad Grandpa
Hello. How are you? from Bad Grandpa
Help him! from Bad Grandpa
Help me! Ah! Gabriel! from Bad Grandpa
Help! Give me a hand! from Bad Grandpa
Her hobbies are football, fishing from Bad Grandpa
Here I am. You want to buy some 22s? from Bad Grandpa
Here we go! from Bad Grandpa
Here we go. Oh! Jesus. from Bad Grandpa
Here we go. You're, uh, so kind. from Bad Grandpa
Here you go, James. from Bad Grandpa
Here, take this bag off. You don't need this. from Bad Grandpa
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh... from Bad Grandpa
Here. from Bad Grandpa
Here. from Bad Grandpa
Here. Got you some breakfast. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, big boy! Is this one of them stripteaser shows? from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Billy, get in! Start it up! from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Billy, let me show you what you're going to do from Bad Grandpa
Hey, buddy. How you doing, billy goat? from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Chuck. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Dad, look at me in the eye. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Dad. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, Dan, I got an idea. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, get in the room! from Bad Grandpa
Hey, grandpa, how you doing? from Bad Grandpa
Hey, guys. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, he's staying right here. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen up, listen up! from Bad Grandpa
Hey, I don't have a weight limit either. If you know what I mean. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, sir, how are you? from Bad Grandpa
Hey, what's that... from Bad Grandpa
Hey, you don't know where any, uh, from Bad Grandpa
Hi ya! from Bad Grandpa
Hi, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Hi, Chuck. I'm a local counselor, from Bad Grandpa
Hi, Rick. from Bad Grandpa
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice looking! from Bad Grandpa
Hi, sweetie. from Bad Grandpa
Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Hi. Is it okay if I interview you guys? from Bad Grandpa
Hi. My name's Jill. from Bad Grandpa
High five, Dad. from Bad Grandpa
His mom just got thrown in jail. from Bad Grandpa
His mother is going to jail. from Bad Grandpa
Hmm? from Bad Grandpa
Hmm. from Bad Grandpa
Hmm. What's today? from Bad Grandpa
Hoagie sandwich. from Bad Grandpa
Hola, gorgeous! I gotta feed this little prick. from Bad Grandpa
Honest to God, strike me dead. from Bad Grandpa
Hoo hah! from Bad Grandpa
Hop up here. There you go. from Bad Grandpa
How about a little fun, people? from Bad Grandpa
How about me being your new kid? from Bad Grandpa
How about this? If I make this shot, from Bad Grandpa
How about we become tuna fishermen from Bad Grandpa
How about whiskey? from Bad Grandpa
How am I supposed to know what his name is? from Bad Grandpa
How are you ladies doing down here? from Bad Grandpa
How do you know that's what he said? from Bad Grandpa
How long did you go out with her? from Bad Grandpa
How long does it take to do alterations? from Bad Grandpa
How much butter you gonna put on that? from Bad Grandpa
How much is this? from Bad Grandpa
How you doing? from Bad Grandpa
Huh? from Bad Grandpa
Hurt you? I'm 86 years old. from Bad Grandpa
I ain't seen the boy in three or four years. from Bad Grandpa
I am a free man for the first time in 46 years from Bad Grandpa
I am very sorry. Um... from Bad Grandpa
I am! from Bad Grandpa
I apologize. from Bad Grandpa
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh? from Bad Grandpa
I bet. from Bad Grandpa
I call black one! from Bad Grandpa
I came to watch you girls. from Bad Grandpa
I can prove it. You want to see? from Bad Grandpa
I can talk. from Bad Grandpa
I can't do it. I can't do it. from Bad Grandpa
I can't do this. from Bad Grandpa
I can't hack it with him! from Bad Grandpa
I can't have Bobby with me now. I'm in mourning! from Bad Grandpa
I can't ship you. You're... You're living! from Bad Grandpa
I cannot have Billy with me now. from Bad Grandpa
I caught my very own Moby Dick. from Bad Grandpa
I did a little wrestling myself in my younger days. from Bad Grandpa
I didn't do anything! from Bad Grandpa
I do hear stuff in here, but it's not coming from there. from Bad Grandpa
I do, yeah. from Bad Grandpa
I don't expect you to understand, from Bad Grandpa
I don't give a shit. from Bad Grandpa
I don't have a stage name. I'm not a stripper. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know if it'll be good enough for first place, from Bad Grandpa
I don't know if it's really quite that simple. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know what the fuck is going on. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know what to tell you, son. Oh, gosh. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know. I think you just fell. from Bad Grandpa
I don't know. I was walking, from Bad Grandpa
I don't pee my bed anymore. from Bad Grandpa
I don't shit myself, you little prick. from Bad Grandpa
I don't think so. from Bad Grandpa
I don't trust him. from Bad Grandpa
I don't want to go to my dad, though. from Bad Grandpa
I don't... There's a... from Bad Grandpa
I forfeit. from Bad Grandpa
I get to stay with you instead of my dad. from Bad Grandpa
I give up. I surrender. from Bad Grandpa
I got a damn margarita! Who wants a margarita? from Bad Grandpa
I got an idea. from Bad Grandpa
I got her. from Bad Grandpa
I got him up on the computer now. from Bad Grandpa
I got stuff I have to do, so, uh... Be safe. from Bad Grandpa
I got to get... Oh, God! from Bad Grandpa
I got your doober. from Bad Grandpa
I gotta get unstuck! from Bad Grandpa
I gotta go take a piss. from Bad Grandpa
I gotta take your pants off? from Bad Grandpa
I hate this job. I fucking hate you! from Bad Grandpa
I have something for you. from Bad Grandpa
I have to take this up there. from Bad Grandpa
I hope you went to the bathroom already. from Bad Grandpa
I just can't do anything with you right now. from Bad Grandpa
I just did all of that and... Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
I just need you to take Billy across the country from Bad Grandpa
I just want to talk to your granddad outside. from Bad Grandpa
I know we had our differences in the past, from Bad Grandpa
I like chocolate milk sometimes. from Bad Grandpa
I like standing here. from Bad Grandpa
I look like a stripper? from Bad Grandpa
I love chocolate! from Bad Grandpa
I love this song! from Bad Grandpa
I love you. from Bad Grandpa
I loved that duo with the butcher when I was younger. from Bad Grandpa
I may be too old to stir the gumbo, from Bad Grandpa
I mean big boys like me. from Bad Grandpa
I mean really sexy. from Bad Grandpa
I mean, he needs to lose some weight. I mean, honestly. from Bad Grandpa
I mean, if I was fixing it, you'd see me fixing it, but... from Bad Grandpa
I mean, you've got to be willing to be competitive. from Bad Grandpa
I might be too old to fry the rice, from Bad Grandpa
I might be too old to stir the gravy, from Bad Grandpa
I need a $20 bill as a prop. from Bad Grandpa
I need a break. from Bad Grandpa
I need a drink. from Bad Grandpa
I need to go. Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
I need to push you over here. We'll bring it out to you. from Bad Grandpa
I never thought my wife's funeral would be filled with from Bad Grandpa
I never went, "Ow!" But one time. from Bad Grandpa
I ought to stuff it down your damn throat. from Bad Grandpa
I said I was... To... from Bad Grandpa
I said I'd get you to your father's, from Bad Grandpa
I see you have met my grandson. from Bad Grandpa
I sell computers. from Bad Grandpa
I think from Bad Grandpa
I think he's lost. He's kind of an idiot. from Bad Grandpa
I think I can work something out. from Bad Grandpa
I think I got one. from Bad Grandpa
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do. from Bad Grandpa
I think it'll be easiest if you just pull like that. from Bad Grandpa
I think that if Irving was to from Bad Grandpa
I think there's a camera here somewhere. from Bad Grandpa
I think this shit's done gone bad. from Bad Grandpa
I think you need to clean out your shorts. from Bad Grandpa
I thought she'd never die. from Bad Grandpa
I told you. from Bad Grandpa
I turned around and I said, from Bad Grandpa
I used to like to fish a lot, but that was before. from Bad Grandpa
I wanna be able to go, like, "DT, take him out." from Bad Grandpa
I want a new dad. from Bad Grandpa
I want the ambulance to check you out. from Bad Grandpa
I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich from Bad Grandpa
I want you to sit down on a cushion until... from Bad Grandpa
I was going to beat it to go deliver some mail. from Bad Grandpa
I was hoping my daughter and grandson could make it but... from Bad Grandpa
I wish I had more time with her. from Bad Grandpa
I wish I'd tried a little harder to make that happen. from Bad Grandpa
I wish so much of our time had not been consumed by combat. from Bad Grandpa
I wish they would! from Bad Grandpa
I wished you could have seen the young Ellie, from Bad Grandpa
I won every single one! from Bad Grandpa
I would really appreciate it. from Bad Grandpa
I wouldn't be surprised if you are. from Bad Grandpa
I... from Bad Grandpa
I'd like to fix her penguin. from Bad Grandpa
I'd like to lay down and take a nap myself. from Bad Grandpa
I'll fucking kick your ass! from Bad Grandpa
I'll just call you Cinnamon. from Bad Grandpa
I'll push you over to the side. from Bad Grandpa
I'll show her mine right now! from Bad Grandpa
I'll tell you that. from Bad Grandpa
I'll tell you what, you can have a water. from Bad Grandpa
I'm 45 years old. I'll fucking tune you up. All right? from Bad Grandpa
I'm about to bust your ass. from Bad Grandpa
I'm about to whip you, motherfucker. Up your ass, bro. from Bad Grandpa
I'm an old man. from Bad Grandpa
I'm eating this one. from Bad Grandpa
I'm either in a casket or around a casket. from Bad Grandpa
I'm free. from Bad Grandpa
I'm getting froze out. from Bad Grandpa
I'm getting off. from Bad Grandpa
I'm going to be checking in on you a lot. from Bad Grandpa
I'm going to let you process this, from Bad Grandpa
I'm going to make it disappear. from Bad Grandpa
I'm going to send this to Raleigh, North Carolina. from Bad Grandpa
I'm going to talk to my mom. from Bad Grandpa
I'm gonna call the police. from Bad Grandpa
I'm gonna go... I'm going to walk the red carpet. from Bad Grandpa
I'm gonna have to have that checked out. from Bad Grandpa
I'm gonna squeeze this lime juice from Bad Grandpa
I'm having some problems with my business right now. from Bad Grandpa
I'm his grandfather from Bad Grandpa
I'm in a bad situation. from Bad Grandpa
I'm Lisa. from Bad Grandpa
I'm looking for my grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
I'm not fit? from Bad Grandpa
I'm not fixing it. from Bad Grandpa
I'm okay. from Bad Grandpa
I'm pretty loose right now, from Bad Grandpa
I'm really fond from Bad Grandpa
I'm sitting there looking, I'm like, "What is up with this?" from Bad Grandpa
I'm so sorry. from Bad Grandpa
I'm so sorry. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry for insulting you. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry to hear that. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry, I was just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry, ladies. Don't... from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry, sir, I can't talk about it. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry, what did you just say? from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry. from Bad Grandpa
I'm sorry. Excuse me. from Bad Grandpa
I'm supposed to talk. from Bad Grandpa
I'm taking you to your dad so he can look after you. from Bad Grandpa
I'm trying to get him to his father, from Bad Grandpa
I'm trying to take a picture. from Bad Grandpa
I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. from Bad Grandpa
I'm, uh, afraid I have some bad news. from Bad Grandpa
I've been worried! from Bad Grandpa
I've probably been in a thousand pageants. from Bad Grandpa
If I had all the money I spent on poontang, from Bad Grandpa
If somebody comes at you with a knife. from Bad Grandpa
If you can't come to Lincoln, from Bad Grandpa
If you know what I'm saying. from Bad Grandpa
If you like him so damn much, you take him. from Bad Grandpa
If you'd have met her, you'd have felt the same way. from Bad Grandpa
If you're ready for the next entertainer, from Bad Grandpa
In my opinion, ladle licking from Bad Grandpa
In the Champagne Room like, he's like, 21. from Bad Grandpa
In there. from Bad Grandpa
In your name we pray. Amen. from Bad Grandpa
In your... Sir, there's a curb there. from Bad Grandpa
Irving. from Bad Grandpa
Irving. from Bad Grandpa
Is going to jail again, all right? from Bad Grandpa
Is he in the Champagne Room? from Bad Grandpa
Is it one of those ones that adjusts? from Bad Grandpa
Is more important than gumbo stirring anyway. from Bad Grandpa
Is my grandpa in here? from Bad Grandpa
Is somebody, like, watching you or something? from Bad Grandpa
Is that a no? from Bad Grandpa
Is that a squirrel right there? from Bad Grandpa
Is that weird? from Bad Grandpa
Is there a price tag on it? from Bad Grandpa
Is there somebody, like... from Bad Grandpa
It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though, from Bad Grandpa
It didn't work! from Bad Grandpa
It doesn't work! from Bad Grandpa
It means she has a nice bottom. from Bad Grandpa
It means you got something, 'cause the cuts burn. from Bad Grandpa
It still has batteries in it or something? from Bad Grandpa
It was settling. It was settling. from Bad Grandpa
It wasn't the main cause, but... from Bad Grandpa
It'll get there overnight. from Bad Grandpa
It's a done deal, man. Drop him off. from Bad Grandpa
It's a large nose carpet croaker! from Bad Grandpa
It's a statue. from Bad Grandpa
It's a statue. I have a statue in there. from Bad Grandpa
It's a very difficult time for the family. from Bad Grandpa
It's about time. from Bad Grandpa
It's all cleared up now, though. from Bad Grandpa
It's all right. She's already dead. from Bad Grandpa
It's because you're holding it so close to the edge. from Bad Grandpa
It's been a while since I've played. from Bad Grandpa
It's Billy. Billy! from Bad Grandpa
It's competitive, it's a sport. from Bad Grandpa
It's fucking embarrassing! from Bad Grandpa
It's got that special vibrating feature. from Bad Grandpa
It's heavy. from Bad Grandpa
It's interesting. Every time I work with these guys, from Bad Grandpa
It's kind of like bad breath, but the vagina. from Bad Grandpa
It's not funny! from Bad Grandpa
It's one of those that kind of from Bad Grandpa
It's only $25. from Bad Grandpa
It's unplugged, I pulled the plug. from Bad Grandpa
It's unplugged! from Bad Grandpa
James, will you get the head? from Bad Grandpa
James. How are you, James? Come on in. We're back here. from Bad Grandpa
Jeez! from Bad Grandpa
Jesus Christ! from Bad Grandpa
Jesus! from Bad Grandpa
Jesus! from Bad Grandpa
Jiggle my shoulders. from Bad Grandpa
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Jiggle my... Ow! Jiggle! Jiggle! from Bad Grandpa
Jiggle! Ow! Ow. from Bad Grandpa
Just calm down. It's okay. from Bad Grandpa
Just go with it. from Bad Grandpa
Just grab that right there. from Bad Grandpa
Just had a couple too many. from Bad Grandpa
Just help me get him out of the box. I'll take him. from Bad Grandpa
Just keep going straight. from Bad Grandpa
Just kinda take a couple steps back. from Bad Grandpa
Just put her right in there. from Bad Grandpa
Just said some nonsense about from Bad Grandpa
Just sit up here. from Bad Grandpa
Just stay right there! Don't listen... from Bad Grandpa
Just stop... from Bad Grandpa
Just surprise me and don't be a schmuck this time, okay? from Bad Grandpa
Just take it down, all right? from Bad Grandpa
Just to prove to you I don't have anything, ladies, from Bad Grandpa
Just wrap her up. from Bad Grandpa
Keep going, just a little bit more. from Bad Grandpa
Keep it down. from Bad Grandpa
Keep you. from Bad Grandpa
Kind of. from Bad Grandpa
Ladies and gentlemen, contestant number 10, from Bad Grandpa
Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it from Bad Grandpa
Law offices. from Bad Grandpa
Leave us alone! Leave us alone! from Bad Grandpa
Let Grandpa sit. from Bad Grandpa
Let it out. from Bad Grandpa
Let me ask you a question, is the bed really going? from Bad Grandpa
Let me get his bag. Where's my grandson's backpack? Take your grandson. from Bad Grandpa
Let me just go check. from Bad Grandpa
Let me just... from Bad Grandpa
Let me push you over to the side, okay? from Bad Grandpa
Let's fish. from Bad Grandpa
Let's get some damn mustard. from Bad Grandpa
Let's give her a hand! from Bad Grandpa
Let's go back to the damn game, all right? from Bad Grandpa
Let's go fishing, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Let's go fishing. from Bad Grandpa
Let's go quick. Let's go quick. from Bad Grandpa
Let's go win us some money. from Bad Grandpa
Let's go, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Let's just play the quiet game. from Bad Grandpa
Let's just... Let's just walk away. from Bad Grandpa
Let's start fishing. from Bad Grandpa
Like I'm some kind of asshole. from Bad Grandpa
Like, come at me, I'll show you what you do. from Bad Grandpa
Like, dance clubs or anything like that are? from Bad Grandpa
Like, with lots of, uh, black ladies. from Bad Grandpa
Like, you know what, "We'll just take her right back." from Bad Grandpa
Like... from Bad Grandpa
Lindsey Dill! from Bad Grandpa
Lindsey Dill. from Bad Grandpa
Lindsey has blazing blonde hair and hazel eyes. from Bad Grandpa
Lisa, that man is 80 years old. from Bad Grandpa
Lisa! Lisa, come look at this. from Bad Grandpa
Listen to me, you're going to fix that penguin, bro. from Bad Grandpa
Listen, I'm sorry that she's dead and everything, from Bad Grandpa
Listen, if I start some shit right now, from Bad Grandpa
Listen, it is not your fault. from Bad Grandpa
Listen, old man. I ain't fucking young. from Bad Grandpa
Look at that that guy eyeballing me over there? from Bad Grandpa
Look at that. from Bad Grandpa
Look at this. from Bad Grandpa
Look what happened! from Bad Grandpa
Look, I violated my parole from Bad Grandpa
Look, lady, get off my back! from Bad Grandpa
Look, you little shitbird, I'm not driving you from Bad Grandpa
Look. from Bad Grandpa
Look. They don't allow kids from Bad Grandpa
Look... from Bad Grandpa
Looking very beautiful tonight. from Bad Grandpa
Lord have mercy! from Bad Grandpa
Lord, please look after Billy and I from Bad Grandpa
Love you, Dad! from Bad Grandpa
Love you, too. from Bad Grandpa
Ma'am, how do you explain what a cockblock is to an eight year old? from Bad Grandpa
Ma'am, I'm sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Ma'am, it's all cleared up. from Bad Grandpa
Ma'am, will you buy that please? from Bad Grandpa
Magic! from Bad Grandpa
Make a left. from Bad Grandpa
Man, get the fuck away from me. from Bad Grandpa
Man, that girl working the window, from Bad Grandpa
Maybe it'll get better. from Bad Grandpa
Maybe some of these ladies will want a serving of Irving, from Bad Grandpa
Maybe. from Bad Grandpa
Miss. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm hmm. Yep. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm, mmm, mmm. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm. Mmm. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm... from Bad Grandpa
Mom's got to go away for a little bit, and so... from Bad Grandpa
Mr. and Mrs. Happy. from Bad Grandpa
Mr. Zisman? from Bad Grandpa
Mr. Zisman. from Bad Grandpa
Muskie. from Bad Grandpa
My breathing won't come back. from Bad Grandpa
My cousin, he just had to take his baby girl, from Bad Grandpa
My damn wife put these in here and it... from Bad Grandpa
My goodness! from Bad Grandpa
My grandpa can't talk that well, from Bad Grandpa
My grandpa can't talk that well, from Bad Grandpa
My grandson. from Bad Grandpa
My mom's on drugs. from Bad Grandpa
My mommy loves crack almost as much as I love fishing. from Bad Grandpa
My mommy's bad breath. from Bad Grandpa
My mommy's breath smells so bad from Bad Grandpa
My mother's not gonna like this! from Bad Grandpa
My name's Irving, what's your name? from Bad Grandpa
My penis is stuck in the machine! from Bad Grandpa
My son's grandfather is dropping him off. from Bad Grandpa
My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong. from Bad Grandpa
My wife and I only had it two weeks before she went in the hospital. from Bad Grandpa
My wife just passed away. from Bad Grandpa
N 42. from Bad Grandpa
N 62. from Bad Grandpa
Need to get you away from here. from Bad Grandpa
Nice to meet you, ma'am. Good luck. from Bad Grandpa
Night, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
No charge, either. from Bad Grandpa
No one's going to come out to help if you say, from Bad Grandpa
No one's gonna help. So... from Bad Grandpa
No shit. Well, what does that mean? from Bad Grandpa
No way! from Bad Grandpa
No way! from Bad Grandpa
No, come on, come on! from Bad Grandpa
No, don't give him that. from Bad Grandpa
No, don't touch him. You are his... from Bad Grandpa
No, he's not. Don't listen to her. from Bad Grandpa
No, I don't want that bed. from Bad Grandpa
No, I see it. from Bad Grandpa
No, I won't. I'm a grown man. I can talk. I can talk. from Bad Grandpa
No, I'm not an alcoholic. from Bad Grandpa
No, I'm not gonna... from Bad Grandpa
No, I'm not... I'm not in the market right now. from Bad Grandpa
No, no, no, no... from Bad Grandpa
No, no, you're on your own. from Bad Grandpa
No, no. Don't put your hands on him. from Bad Grandpa
No, no. I just needed help with her. from Bad Grandpa
No, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. from Bad Grandpa
No, push me this way. Push me this way. from Bad Grandpa
No, thank you. I don't need it, I have one. from Bad Grandpa
No, thanks, honey. from Bad Grandpa
No, we don't serve beer. from Bad Grandpa
No! from Bad Grandpa
No! from Bad Grandpa
No? 36 full Cs. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. from Bad Grandpa
No. 'Cause I don't have money to take care of a kid. from Bad Grandpa
No. And I'm not Cinnamon! from Bad Grandpa
No. If someone says anything, just tell them from Bad Grandpa
No. We ain't gonna need one. from Bad Grandpa
No. You took that one. from Bad Grandpa
No. You're not going anywhere. from Bad Grandpa
Nope, nope. from Bad Grandpa
Nope. from Bad Grandpa
Not Grandpa. He's a kook! from Bad Grandpa
Not much! from Bad Grandpa
Not now. from Bad Grandpa
Not tonight I don't. from Bad Grandpa
Nothing! from Bad Grandpa
Nothing. Nothing. from Bad Grandpa
Now get your crap. We got to hit the road. from Bad Grandpa
Now, when we walk in that room, from Bad Grandpa
O.Z., half of this is for you. from Bad Grandpa
O.Z., what do you say we blow this joint from Bad Grandpa
Of course I'm gonna take care of the little shit. from Bad Grandpa
Of course it is. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, baby! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, boy, do I! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, boy, that's a tough one. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, boy. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, boy. "Married" married? from Bad Grandpa
Oh, boy. Uh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, do you? Yeah, sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God, that's... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God! Oh, God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God! Put it down! Put it... Cramp! Cramp! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, good shot. Good... Take it again. Take it again. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, he got a six pack. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, he says you have very nice shoes. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, here she is! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, I can lick my eyebrows. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, I think I hear a flock of geese! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, I'm going to eat. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, I'm so sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelman. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, jeez. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, Jesus. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, let's get something to eat. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, Lordy! Lordy! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, Lordy. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, man! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, man! You can't do that! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, man. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, man. We're, uh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God, I think I just shit myself. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God, thank you! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God! What are you trying to do to me? from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my goodness! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my goodness! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my goodness. You are limber! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my gosh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, my... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her. I'm not making it... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no! No police. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, no. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, oh! Oh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, okay. I can kind of see what was going on. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, shit! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, shit. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, shit. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, stop, stop, stop! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, thanks, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, that's a disgusting thing to say. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, the hell with it! Let's go have some fun. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, there's one on, um... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, there's something moving around in there. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, we're just, uh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh, well. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this! from Bad Grandpa
Oh, yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Oh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! Atomic elbow! Atomic elbow! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! Get in there! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! Ow! Ah! from Bad Grandpa
Oh! Uh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. All right. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. Do you need a tie? from Bad Grandpa
Oh. My name is Irving. Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. Oh, God. from Bad Grandpa
Oh. Oh! He's trying to rip that dick out! from Bad Grandpa
Oh. Oh. I got your doober. from Bad Grandpa
Oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh... from Bad Grandpa
Oh... That's good. All right, keep your eye on the... from Bad Grandpa
Okay, and when... Hi, how are you? from Bad Grandpa
Okay, but that doesn't help. That doesn't help. from Bad Grandpa
Okay, folks, can we get a picture here with everyone? from Bad Grandpa
Okay, I'm gonna fucking... from Bad Grandpa
Okay, Mom. from Bad Grandpa
Okay, my little wingman, from Bad Grandpa
Okay, now, if a guy comes at you in a knife fight. from Bad Grandpa
Okay, um... from Bad Grandpa
Okay, we need some chickens from Bad Grandpa
Okay, well, you got to... We'll get you served, from Bad Grandpa
Okay, what color the tie you likey? from Bad Grandpa
Okay, what you need? from Bad Grandpa
Okay? It wasn't even my fault! from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. All right. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Chuck, what's your last name? from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Go here! No, Billy! from Bad Grandpa
Okay. He's okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Right this way. from Bad Grandpa
On my schmeckle right now. from Bad Grandpa
On our journey with Ellie. from Bad Grandpa
One second. I'm gonna say it... from Bad Grandpa
One, two, three, from Bad Grandpa
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. from Bad Grandpa
Onward and forward. from Bad Grandpa
Onward! Onward! from Bad Grandpa
Ooh, she is muy bonita, huh? My goodness! from Bad Grandpa
Ooh, well, hello! I think I know her. from Bad Grandpa
Ooh. from Bad Grandpa
Ooh. You want turkey or ham? from Bad Grandpa
Or are you just making stuff up? from Bad Grandpa
Organization, huh? from Bad Grandpa
Over a penguin? from Bad Grandpa
Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Ow. from Bad Grandpa
Phew. from Bad Grandpa
Pipe down! from Bad Grandpa
Please don't announce it! from Bad Grandpa
Please don't get mad at my grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
Please watch him! from Bad Grandpa
Please, Dad, I'm hungry. from Bad Grandpa
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment. from Bad Grandpa
Please! It's not funny! from Bad Grandpa
Poof! I'm an old prick now. from Bad Grandpa
Promise? from Bad Grandpa
Push! Push! from Bad Grandpa
Raleigh? Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Reach whatever goals you want to reach from Bad Grandpa
Really? from Bad Grandpa
Richard Boulevard. from Bad Grandpa
Rough night. from Bad Grandpa
Saturday. from Bad Grandpa
Say, "Yes, ma'am" but don't baby talk. from Bad Grandpa
Scram. from Bad Grandpa
Screw you. from Bad Grandpa
See you later, old man. from Bad Grandpa
See you later. from Bad Grandpa
See you, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Seeing how we don't get along. from Bad Grandpa
Sell... He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train. from Bad Grandpa
Settle down, now. We got to get some sleep. from Bad Grandpa
Settle the hell down, man! from Bad Grandpa
Seven, eight... from Bad Grandpa
She died of, uh... from Bad Grandpa
She got arrested for drugs again, so she has to go back. from Bad Grandpa
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s. from Bad Grandpa
She told me I could have it. from Bad Grandpa
She took him away from me, okay, from Bad Grandpa
She was like a flash of bright light. from Bad Grandpa
She was nice looking. from Bad Grandpa
She wasn't very cooperative that day. from Bad Grandpa
She's always right. from Bad Grandpa
She's American. You don't have to bow. from Bad Grandpa
She's in a much better place. from Bad Grandpa
She's saying possibly he could get money for keeping him. from Bad Grandpa
She's so precious... She did really good. from Bad Grandpa
Shit! from Bad Grandpa
Shit! from Bad Grandpa
Shit! Come on. from Bad Grandpa
Shit. Come on! from Bad Grandpa
Shitbird, dummy butt. from Bad Grandpa
Should I get a basket? from Bad Grandpa
Should we call the police on them? from Bad Grandpa
Siempre avante. Know what that means? from Bad Grandpa
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help. from Bad Grandpa
Sir, can you back up out of the way? from Bad Grandpa
Sir, can you help me? Can you help me, sir? from Bad Grandpa
Sir, excuse me. The microphone is on. from Bad Grandpa
Sir, what do you have that's good in there for a hangover? from Bad Grandpa
Sir, would you please listen to me? from Bad Grandpa
Sir, you need some help? from Bad Grandpa
Sir? from Bad Grandpa
Sir. from Bad Grandpa
Sir. Could you help me, sir? from Bad Grandpa
Sit down, sit down. from Bad Grandpa
Sit up while you're watching TV. from Bad Grandpa
Sit, sit, sit! from Bad Grandpa
Sit. from Bad Grandpa
So he can be with his dad for a while. Okay? from Bad Grandpa
So I can be close to my mommy. from Bad Grandpa
So I can move right next door to the jailhouse, from Bad Grandpa
So I eat it quick, so we don't get caught. from Bad Grandpa
So I guess it's no different now, is it? from Bad Grandpa
So I need you to come get Billy, like, from me. from Bad Grandpa
So I'm sorry if I'm bothering you. from Bad Grandpa
So if a guy comes at you with a knife... from Bad Grandpa
So no farting and no swearing, you got it? from Bad Grandpa
So we shook it. from Bad Grandpa
So you boys do a good job tonight, from Bad Grandpa
So you keep quiet in there! from Bad Grandpa
So, how do you think the competition's going so far? from Bad Grandpa
So, how many pageants have you been in? from Bad Grandpa
So, I would especially like to thank the choir from Bad Grandpa
So, uh, Kimmie from Bad Grandpa
So... And that isn't guaranteed, from Bad Grandpa
Sometimes he shits himself. from Bad Grandpa
Sometimes I think competition, just like any other sport, from Bad Grandpa
Sorry about the bikes! from Bad Grandpa
Sorry, Daddy. from Bad Grandpa
Spend it on poontang. from Bad Grandpa
Squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle from Bad Grandpa
Stay in the car, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
Stay in there, damn it. from Bad Grandpa
Stop it. from Bad Grandpa
Stop the game. Stop! from Bad Grandpa
Stop, now. If you're going to do it and do it right... from Bad Grandpa
Stop, stop! Whoa, stop! from Bad Grandpa
Stop! from Bad Grandpa
Stop? Hell, keep going! from Bad Grandpa
Stop. from Bad Grandpa
Suck a bowl of dicks. from Bad Grandpa
Suck it. from Bad Grandpa
Sure you can, Dad. from Bad Grandpa
Sure, I promise maybe. from Bad Grandpa
Sure. from Bad Grandpa
Sweet! from Bad Grandpa
Sweetie, come here. That's your mother's. from Bad Grandpa
Table for two? from Bad Grandpa
Take you to whatever hotel you're at? from Bad Grandpa
Takes an old hen to deliver the goods. from Bad Grandpa
Talk more like an old man. from Bad Grandpa
Talk to that. from Bad Grandpa
Tattletales. from Bad Grandpa
Teach him how to hit on women. from Bad Grandpa
Technically a crime, but... from Bad Grandpa
Than I usually get. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you so much. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you very much. I, uh... from Bad Grandpa
Thank you, boys. I couldn't carry her myself. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you, everyone, from Bad Grandpa
Thank you, kind people, for being here today. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Thank you so much. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Thank you, Doc! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Thank you, James. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. That helps. from Bad Grandpa
Thanks a lot. from Bad Grandpa
Thanks for the crime! from Bad Grandpa
That damn dauber's not... Oh. from Bad Grandpa
That guy stood up on the chair part from Bad Grandpa
That is pretty cool. from Bad Grandpa
That kid is my 600 bucks a month! from Bad Grandpa
That looks like the camel toe in your pants! from Bad Grandpa
That must be your proud grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
That sounds like some of my relationships. from Bad Grandpa
That thing's about like that! from Bad Grandpa
That was a church house creeper. from Bad Grandpa
That was a slower no from Bad Grandpa
That was redder than an ape's ass. from Bad Grandpa
That was redder than an ape's tuchas. from Bad Grandpa
That wouldn't be appropriate, big guy. from Bad Grandpa
That you hit a button and it... from Bad Grandpa
That you're with your father now. from Bad Grandpa
That your grandpa's old and doesn't know what he's doing. from Bad Grandpa
That's a camera. from Bad Grandpa
That's a vagina reference. from Bad Grandpa
That's all right. It wasn't the greatest marriage anyway, Judy. from Bad Grandpa
That's all we are. from Bad Grandpa
That's all you gotta do. from Bad Grandpa
That's crazy! from Bad Grandpa
That's enough of that horseshit. from Bad Grandpa
That's for damn sure. from Bad Grandpa
That's good. from Bad Grandpa
That's how it looks most of the time anyway. Come on. from Bad Grandpa
That's just between us girls. from Bad Grandpa
That's just fine. from Bad Grandpa
That's my granddaughter. from Bad Grandpa
That's my son. I can put my hand on him if I want to. from Bad Grandpa
That's not funny? from Bad Grandpa
That's okay, that's okay. It's barely been used. from Bad Grandpa
That's one of my wife's favorite lamps. from Bad Grandpa
That's one ugly bitch. from Bad Grandpa
That's perfect, from Bad Grandpa
That's right. Thank you. Thank you, mama! from Bad Grandpa
That's the best idea I heard in years, son. from Bad Grandpa
That's what he want. from Bad Grandpa
That's what he wants, Lisa. from Bad Grandpa
That's what he's hollering. from Bad Grandpa
That's what Lightnin' Hopkins says. from Bad Grandpa
That's what we're about, so... from Bad Grandpa
That's why I'm gonna take a little me time now, Judy. from Bad Grandpa
That's... from Bad Grandpa
The bingo is not possible because we have no N, so we will keep playing. from Bad Grandpa
The driveways are there and there. from Bad Grandpa
The gentleman you just saw in here was Mr. Johnny Knoxville from Bad Grandpa
The poontang? There's some inside. from Bad Grandpa
The woman I fell in love with. from Bad Grandpa
Then I'll just bring him to you in North Carolina. from Bad Grandpa
Then why'd she run away from me? from Bad Grandpa
Then you better chill out. from Bad Grandpa
There goes like half my inventory. from Bad Grandpa
There goes my 600 bucks! from Bad Grandpa
There is lots of tuna in Japan, that's for sure! from Bad Grandpa
There we go! Where'd it go? from Bad Grandpa
There you go. from Bad Grandpa
There's a bunch of crazy people out here. from Bad Grandpa
There's no weight limit on that thing. from Bad Grandpa
There's nobody in there. from Bad Grandpa
There's nothing in the box? It sounds like it! from Bad Grandpa
There's something in that box! from Bad Grandpa
There's the old prick right now. from Bad Grandpa
These are pretty good, by the way. from Bad Grandpa
They didn't. from Bad Grandpa
They look like 36Ds to me. from Bad Grandpa
They were very sweet from Bad Grandpa
They won't notice a thing. from Bad Grandpa
They're going to take that child away from you. from Bad Grandpa
This bed's going for a pretty good price. from Bad Grandpa
This cop, he's got a bug up his ass, from Bad Grandpa
This is a camera, from Bad Grandpa
This is a disaster. from Bad Grandpa
This is contestant number 10, from Bad Grandpa
This is lovely! from Bad Grandpa
This is my daughter and grandson. from Bad Grandpa
This is my grandson, Billy. from Bad Grandpa
This is so funny! from Bad Grandpa
This is what she wanted. from Bad Grandpa
This looks like as good a spot as any. from Bad Grandpa
This thing doesn't work! from Bad Grandpa
Those are for you. They're specially scented. from Bad Grandpa
Throw her off a bridge for all she cares. from Bad Grandpa
Throwing you around and everything, don't you? from Bad Grandpa
Timing! Get it? from Bad Grandpa
To help me and your father communicate, from Bad Grandpa
To please take care of this boy. from Bad Grandpa
To see if you had any diseases. from Bad Grandpa
To see if you're on a milk carton somewhere. from Bad Grandpa
To see when he's gonna pick your little ass up. from Bad Grandpa
Tom. from Bad Grandpa
Tom. How are you, Tom? Come on in. from Bad Grandpa
Tonight, for the winner, from Bad Grandpa
Try it. It doesn't work. from Bad Grandpa
Try this one on for size. from Bad Grandpa
Try to adjust it a little. from Bad Grandpa
Tuesday? from Bad Grandpa
Ugh! from Bad Grandpa
Ugh. from Bad Grandpa
Ugh. Tough room. from Bad Grandpa
Uh oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. from Bad Grandpa
Uh, I likey any color. You pick one out for me. from Bad Grandpa
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow. from Bad Grandpa
Uh, you're kind of... from Bad Grandpa
Uh... from Bad Grandpa
Uh... I don't know what to say. from Bad Grandpa
Uh... Okay. I need to go. from Bad Grandpa
Uh... Which one? You mean this one? from Bad Grandpa
Um, no, we don't have whiskey, either. from Bad Grandpa
Um. from Bad Grandpa
Um... from Bad Grandpa
Um... from Bad Grandpa
Um... from Bad Grandpa
Um... Do you need a hurry? from Bad Grandpa
Um... What are you doing? from Bad Grandpa
Unbelievable! You could have broke my neck! from Bad Grandpa
Unless you die your damn self from Bad Grandpa
Unplug it! from Bad Grandpa
Unplug that thing over there, please. from Bad Grandpa
Until his mom gets out of jail. from Bad Grandpa
Vagitosis. from Bad Grandpa
Wait, what are they saying? from Bad Grandpa
Walk the red carpet. from Bad Grandpa
Want to see how red I can get my face? from Bad Grandpa
Was she your girlfriend? from Bad Grandpa
Watch out for the penguin, sir! from Bad Grandpa
Watch your mouth. from Bad Grandpa
We can blow this garmooshky and go chase around a little. from Bad Grandpa
We can change the plan. from Bad Grandpa
We can't ship humans. from Bad Grandpa
We got Raleigh tomorrow. from Bad Grandpa
We got to get this little boy to his father. from Bad Grandpa
We have a special surprise for you. from Bad Grandpa
We have to bring in your stunt double. from Bad Grandpa
We met with someone to discuss that, from Bad Grandpa
We want to get her in my trunk, because we're gonna from Bad Grandpa
We want to see yours. We want you to walk the red carpet. from Bad Grandpa
We were shipping a human being! from Bad Grandpa
We, uh... That's why we had to tell a little fib. from Bad Grandpa
We'd like some food. from Bad Grandpa
We'll get a fish market from Bad Grandpa
We're all good. from Bad Grandpa
We're going here to get on a computer call with your dad from Bad Grandpa
We're going to give away $5,000! from Bad Grandpa
We're gonna make it rain. Walk the red carpet. from Bad Grandpa
We're gonna see if we can get you some help. from Bad Grandpa
We're here having a party. from Bad Grandpa
We're just bringing her in 'cause it's respectful. from Bad Grandpa
We're just, uh, clowning around. I'm trying to from Bad Grandpa
We're not gonna say anything. from Bad Grandpa
We're shooting a movie. from Bad Grandpa
We've had lots of problems out of the father. from Bad Grandpa
We've just never seen it, so it's different. from Bad Grandpa
Wedgie, wedgie! from Bad Grandpa
Weird. from Bad Grandpa
Well, dangle that little thing through the railing from Bad Grandpa
Well, give me a pen and we'll write "fragile" on it. from Bad Grandpa
Well, good luck. from Bad Grandpa
Well, gotta call a spade a spade. from Bad Grandpa
Well, I need to take your picture from Bad Grandpa
Well, I want some to go. Go hook that up. from Bad Grandpa
Well, I... from Bad Grandpa
Well, I'm not your new dad. But... from Bad Grandpa
Well, I'm sorry for your loss. from Bad Grandpa
Well, it's fixed! from Bad Grandpa
Well, it's not so sad, she was kind of a bitch, but... from Bad Grandpa
Well, let's not make this all about you, honey. from Bad Grandpa
Well, shit! from Bad Grandpa
Well, tell me the purpose of the call. from Bad Grandpa
Well, that was inappropriate! from Bad Grandpa
Well, there goes the troublemaker. from Bad Grandpa
Well, what do you want to do now? from Bad Grandpa
Well, what kind of attitude is that? from Bad Grandpa
Well, you don't have to yell at me. from Bad Grandpa
Well, you just chill out here for a minute. from Bad Grandpa
Well, you're gonna have to hold it. from Bad Grandpa
Well... from Bad Grandpa
Well... How about that one right there? from Bad Grandpa
What a wonderful business you have. from Bad Grandpa
What about Komodo dragons? You know what those are? from Bad Grandpa
What am I supposed to do with it? from Bad Grandpa
What are you doing back here? from Bad Grandpa
What are you doing? from Bad Grandpa
What are you doing? What are you waiting on? Come on! from Bad Grandpa
What are you talking about, man? from Bad Grandpa
What business is that? from Bad Grandpa
What did he say? from Bad Grandpa
What did I do? from Bad Grandpa
What do I think? About what? from Bad Grandpa
What do you say I get you to school on Friday? from Bad Grandpa
What do you think? from Bad Grandpa
What do you think? from Bad Grandpa
What do you want me to do about it? from Bad Grandpa
What does he look like? from Bad Grandpa
What happened to "the customer's always right"? from Bad Grandpa
What happened to your dad? from Bad Grandpa
What is a whore? from Bad Grandpa
What is that? What is that? from Bad Grandpa
What is the matter with you, Kimmie? from Bad Grandpa
What is... from Bad Grandpa
What made you come in here? from Bad Grandpa
What she just said. It's something from Bad Grandpa
What the hell was that? from Bad Grandpa
What time do you get off? from Bad Grandpa
What was your name... from Bad Grandpa
What weight limit? from Bad Grandpa
What you gonna do, watch it or watch us? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? from Bad Grandpa
What? Atomic elbow! from Bad Grandpa
What? No, he don't. from Bad Grandpa
What... from Bad Grandpa
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body? from Bad Grandpa
What's going on here? from Bad Grandpa
What's going on? from Bad Grandpa
What's going on? from Bad Grandpa
What's on your shirt? from Bad Grandpa
What's so important? from Bad Grandpa
What's special about it? from Bad Grandpa
What's up with the "GOC," man? What's that, man? from Bad Grandpa
What's up? from Bad Grandpa
What's wrong? from Bad Grandpa
What's your name, sweetheart? from Bad Grandpa
What's your name? from Bad Grandpa
What's your name? from Bad Grandpa
What's your name? from Bad Grandpa
What's your stripper stage name? from Bad Grandpa
Whatever. from Bad Grandpa
When did you get here? from Bad Grandpa
When someone disrespects me, from Bad Grandpa
When you would sleep with a prostitute, they would from Bad Grandpa
Where am I? from Bad Grandpa
Where are we going? from Bad Grandpa
Where are we going? from Bad Grandpa
Where are we going? from Bad Grandpa
Where'd you go? from Bad Grandpa
Whether you like it or not, from Bad Grandpa
Whether you like it or not. You understand? from Bad Grandpa
Who are you here with? from Bad Grandpa
Who are you? from Bad Grandpa
Who pushed me? from Bad Grandpa
Who you looking for? from Bad Grandpa
Who's a fucking idiot! And... from Bad Grandpa
Whoa, stop! from Bad Grandpa
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Whoo! from Bad Grandpa
Whoo! from Bad Grandpa
Whoo! from Bad Grandpa
Whoops! from Bad Grandpa
Why are you shaking your head? from Bad Grandpa
Why can't I just stay with you instead of my dad? from Bad Grandpa
Why do you ask? from Bad Grandpa
Why doesn't my mom like me? from Bad Grandpa
Why don't you beat it? from Bad Grandpa
Why don't you beat it? from Bad Grandpa
Why don't you take the big bed tonight? from Bad Grandpa
Why don't you wait on me and I'm gonna come, like, from Bad Grandpa
Why is he an idiot? from Bad Grandpa
Why resist? Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes! from Bad Grandpa
Why were you wearing a bra? from Bad Grandpa
Why would they put the penguin in my spot? from Bad Grandpa
Why would you put a penguin right in my driving spot? from Bad Grandpa
Why? from Bad Grandpa
Why? It's an atomic elbow. from Bad Grandpa
Why'd you tell me to get in there? from Bad Grandpa
Why'd you tell me to get in there? from Bad Grandpa
Will you give me that? from Bad Grandpa
Will you guys back me up? from Bad Grandpa
Will you watch the little fat boy? from Bad Grandpa
Would you like to see a magic trick? from Bad Grandpa
Would you... from Bad Grandpa
Wow, what's your name? from Bad Grandpa
Wow. from Bad Grandpa
Wow. from Bad Grandpa
Wow. from Bad Grandpa
Wow. That's nice. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, but you ain't right about running over the penguin. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, damn. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, Grandpa's got a taste for that, too. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, he sounds like Johnny Knoxville. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I am. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I care about a sale. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I don't like him much either, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I don't want you with him, from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I guess so. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I'm all right. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I'm gonna shake it! from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, I'm in the middle of something. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, it's just one of those kind from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, maybe some ice. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, my wife passed. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, no. We're not that. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, she died a few days ago. from Bad Grandpa
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Yeah, what happened to him? from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, you're coming with me. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. Born and raised. from Bad Grandpa
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Yeah. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. She was a pain in my ass when we were married from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. That's right. F A G O T is your last name. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. They used to call me Jizzy Gillespie from Bad Grandpa
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Yeah. You? from Bad Grandpa
Yep. from Bad Grandpa
Yep. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, and I appreciate you girls... from Bad Grandpa
Yes, but look! from Bad Grandpa
Yes, I need some service! from Bad Grandpa
Yes, I saw. It's in the camera. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, it has the batteries in it still. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, ma'am, I'm looking for a suit. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, ma'am, it's really good. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, sir. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, sir. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, yes. from Bad Grandpa
Yes, you may, sweetheart. from Bad Grandpa
Yes. from Bad Grandpa
Yes. from Bad Grandpa
Yes. Shit. from Bad Grandpa
Yes... No, let's unstrap it. from Bad Grandpa
You ain't going nowhere, buddy. Stop it. from Bad Grandpa
You all right, Grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
You already hit the penguin. from Bad Grandpa
You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic. from Bad Grandpa
You are not over that weight limit. Do you understand? from Bad Grandpa
You are sorry! You're sorry as hell! from Bad Grandpa
You babysit big boys? from Bad Grandpa
You be a good boy, okay? All right? from Bad Grandpa
You better go out there. from Bad Grandpa
You better let go of me, boy. from Bad Grandpa
You buy it! from Bad Grandpa
You can be stronger than that. from Bad Grandpa
You can get away with most anything, from Bad Grandpa
You can have the bed for $50. from Bad Grandpa
You can if you didn't know this happened. from Bad Grandpa
You can't really trade kids between families, can you? from Bad Grandpa
You can't... Look, buddy. You're not going anywhere. from Bad Grandpa
You don't care about a sale? from Bad Grandpa
You don't know who Johnny Cash is? from Bad Grandpa
You don't need to be out here by yourself. from Bad Grandpa
You don't need to eat that. You're... from Bad Grandpa
You don't think so. You don't know? from Bad Grandpa
You eating everything here. from Bad Grandpa
You eating things here in the store and don't pay yet. from Bad Grandpa
You ever play charades? from Bad Grandpa
You get lost? from Bad Grandpa
You got any final words for your grandma? from Bad Grandpa
You got any speed? from Bad Grandpa
You got me, all right? from Bad Grandpa
You got the black one? Okay, I got the red one. from Bad Grandpa
You got time for an old man like me, maybe? from Bad Grandpa
You got to pee pee? from Bad Grandpa
You got to. I can't... from Bad Grandpa
You gotta ask yourself, "What leverage do I have?" from Bad Grandpa
You gotta get out? from Bad Grandpa
You guard him. from Bad Grandpa
You guys are so sweet to look after Billy. from Bad Grandpa
You had enough money to come in here from Bad Grandpa
You hush, too. from Bad Grandpa
You hush. You hush. from Bad Grandpa
You know that they're just gonna be from Bad Grandpa
You know what a woman likes? from Bad Grandpa
You know what he doing and you doing it with him. from Bad Grandpa
You know what he's doing, baby. from Bad Grandpa
You know what I want to be when I grow up? from Bad Grandpa
You know what I'd do with it? from Bad Grandpa
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober. from Bad Grandpa
You know what I'm saying? from Bad Grandpa
You know what? I may have a solution. from Bad Grandpa
You know who Lightnin' Hopkins is? from Bad Grandpa
You know, I... from Bad Grandpa
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel. from Bad Grandpa
You know, they get into this competition from Bad Grandpa
You know, when I was overseas, from Bad Grandpa
You know, you can't really, uh... from Bad Grandpa
You know, you're pretty sexy. from Bad Grandpa
You ladies are gonna get all worked up, from Bad Grandpa
You like white bread? from Bad Grandpa
You little cooter stretcher! from Bad Grandpa
You looking for something? from Bad Grandpa
You married? from Bad Grandpa
You may be useful after all! from Bad Grandpa
You need a blanket? from Bad Grandpa
You need me to get some ice for you? from Bad Grandpa
You need some help? from Bad Grandpa
You never brought him around! from Bad Grandpa
You okay? from Bad Grandpa
You okay? from Bad Grandpa
You on a lunch break? from Bad Grandpa
You put a penguin in my spot! from Bad Grandpa
You ran over the penguin! What are you talking about? from Bad Grandpa
You ran over the penguin. from Bad Grandpa
You ruined the store. from Bad Grandpa
You sharted! from Bad Grandpa
You shouldn't drink so much. from Bad Grandpa
You sure we should do this? from Bad Grandpa
You take it and you stick it right in their thigh. from Bad Grandpa
You think she died of a broken heart? from Bad Grandpa
You told me to beat it from Bad Grandpa
You understand me? from Bad Grandpa
You want me to take your pants off, that seems a little weird. from Bad Grandpa
You want some ice? from Bad Grandpa
You want to give me a hug? from Bad Grandpa
You want to see how it works? from Bad Grandpa
You want to see mine? from Bad Grandpa
You were Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire from Bad Grandpa
You were never there for me when I was little, from Bad Grandpa
You weren't walking nowhere! from Bad Grandpa
You win some, you lose some, kid. from Bad Grandpa
You young ladies in the market for a nice bed? from Bad Grandpa
You, uh... You from this town? from Bad Grandpa
You. My new dad. from Bad Grandpa
You'll freaking get hurt, brother. from Bad Grandpa
You're a fucking jerkoff, you know that? from Bad Grandpa
You're a pretty little girl, from Bad Grandpa
You're already eating. from Bad Grandpa
You're asking a lot of questions for a stripper. from Bad Grandpa
You're eating what you stole! from Bad Grandpa
You're fixing the thing. That's all I'm telling you. from Bad Grandpa
You're funny. from Bad Grandpa
You're gonna fix this fucking penguin, from Bad Grandpa
You're gonna fix this fucking thing. from Bad Grandpa
You're gonna, like, get hurt. from Bad Grandpa
You're making everybody sick. from Bad Grandpa
You're not fit to have him. from Bad Grandpa
You're not going anywhere! from Bad Grandpa
You're not going anywhere. from Bad Grandpa
You're pissing me off! from Bad Grandpa
You're pissing me off. from Bad Grandpa
You're right. You're right. from Bad Grandpa
You're very lovely when you're mad. from Bad Grandpa
You're very pretty when you're mad. from Bad Grandpa
You've been no father. from Bad Grandpa
You've got to be kidding me! from Bad Grandpa
Your daughter's so precious. from Bad Grandpa
Your grandpa? from Bad Grandpa
Your grandpa's not here. from Bad Grandpa
Your mom likes you, buddy. from Bad Grandpa
Your name is Lindsey Dill. Okay? from Bad Grandpa
Your son's right here, if you don't mind. from Bad Grandpa
Your wife, she took a turn for the worse last night from Bad Grandpa
Yuck. from Bad Grandpa
2:00 p.m. Sunday. from Bad Grandpa
22s, that's what they are! from Bad Grandpa
600 bucks a month will make it work for me. from Bad Grandpa
All right, good times. See ya. from Bad Grandpa
all right? Okay. from Bad Grandpa
all right? Whoa, whoa, whoa... from Bad Grandpa
All right. All right. from Bad Grandpa
All right... Wait. from Bad Grandpa
and get me a little. Okay, okay. from Bad Grandpa
And have some fun. Uh huh. See? from Bad Grandpa
And he's going back for the summer? I just got him today. from Bad Grandpa
And my friends... And so moms get... from Bad Grandpa
And you already want to send him back? You got him today! from Bad Grandpa
And you put it there. No. from Bad Grandpa
Angel. Yes. from Bad Grandpa
Are you excited? I know. I love it! from Bad Grandpa
Are you married? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. Your grandmother? from Bad Grandpa
Back off! You back off! from Bad Grandpa
Because she's gone now. And our history on this earth has been written... from Bad Grandpa
Black bush gal? Lisa! from Bad Grandpa
Can I come? No! from Bad Grandpa
Can I have his... Close the doors. from Bad Grandpa
Cinnamon? What? from Bad Grandpa
Come here, buddy. No, no, no. He's staying here. from Bad Grandpa
Come on. Get away. from Bad Grandpa
Come on. You put in 50 cents. from Bad Grandpa
Could you help me? What you want? from Bad Grandpa
Damn it. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Do not get up out of that chair. Yes, sir. from Bad Grandpa
Do not! Do, too! from Bad Grandpa
Do not! Do, too! from Bad Grandpa
Do not! You opened the ham from Bad Grandpa
Do what? This! from Bad Grandpa
Do you understand? No, no, no. from Bad Grandpa
Don't be afraid of me. Hey. from Bad Grandpa
Forty per cent. That's a lot of scratch. from Bad Grandpa
Forty seven? Forty seven. from Bad Grandpa
Forty seven. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Get back inside! I'm sorry. from Bad Grandpa
Get out of my face! All right, all right! from Bad Grandpa
Good attitude to have. Yeah, keep walking, gramps. from Bad Grandpa
Good evening. Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Good luck. Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa, the car! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! from Bad Grandpa
Grandpa! What? from Bad Grandpa
He what? And he pooped on the wall. from Bad Grandpa
He's coming with... This is my meal ticket. from Bad Grandpa
He's fixing to get hurt out there. I hear you, man. from Bad Grandpa
He's getting 600 bucks? A month. from Bad Grandpa
He's going with me. Can we? from Bad Grandpa
He's my kid. Hey, hey, hey, hey. from Bad Grandpa
Heart attack. Well, I can tell you what she didn't die of. from Bad Grandpa
Hello. Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Here we go. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
Here you go. Lord have mercy. Jesus. from Bad Grandpa
Hey, man. How you doing? Hey, man. from Bad Grandpa
Hi, Billy. How are you? Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Hi, buddy. Hi. from Bad Grandpa
Hi. Shirley Kreska. from Bad Grandpa
High five! High five! from Bad Grandpa
How are you? Good. from Bad Grandpa
How much is that shirt? Sixty five. from Bad Grandpa
How old are you? Eight. from Bad Grandpa
How'd he do? You did very good. from Bad Grandpa
I ate your doober. You shouldn't be fucking driving anyway. from Bad Grandpa
I got nothing. That is free advertising right there. from Bad Grandpa
I know what he's saying. Does he seem crazy to you sometime? from Bad Grandpa
I love you. Oh, baby. from Bad Grandpa
I think I got it. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
I'll kill you! Easy. Easy. from Bad Grandpa
I'm Chuck. I'm Patrick. from Bad Grandpa
I'm tired all the time. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
In a good way? Oh, my... from Bad Grandpa
In your sleeve? No. from Bad Grandpa
Is that a no? Old chickens make good soup. from Bad Grandpa
Is this an adult bookstore? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
It didn't help. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
It was $3.99! Stop! from Bad Grandpa
It's pretty, right? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
It's very pretty. Yes. from Bad Grandpa
Jiggle my shoulders! I tried to do it! from Bad Grandpa
Judy. Judy... from Bad Grandpa
Later. Thank the men. from Bad Grandpa
Let Grandpa sit. I pushed the little button. from Bad Grandpa
Let me check. No. from Bad Grandpa
M... Okay. M U S K I E. from Bad Grandpa
Me? Yes. from Bad Grandpa
Mmm. How's your food? Good. from Bad Grandpa
Mr. Zisman! Hmm? from Bad Grandpa
My name is O.Z. O.Z.! from Bad Grandpa
Nice to meet you, Shirley. Nice to meet you. from Bad Grandpa
Nice to meet you! See you. Bye bye. from Bad Grandpa
Nice to meet you. ...you are so beautiful. from Bad Grandpa
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. from Bad Grandpa
No, it's not. Yes, I shouldn't have even been on there. from Bad Grandpa
No, you're my dad. Hmm? from Bad Grandpa
No. He didn't? from Bad Grandpa
No. Oh. from Bad Grandpa
No. Seventy five dollars. from Bad Grandpa
No. No. No? from Bad Grandpa
Nope. "Nope"? from Bad Grandpa
Not tonight? No. from Bad Grandpa
Nothing I can do. Jiggle my... from Bad Grandpa
O.Z. All right! from Bad Grandpa
of the black ladies. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, dear. That's very sad. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, fuck, man. What's that, man? from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God! Of all the luck. There you go. from Bad Grandpa
Oh, God. Ew, Grandpa, from Bad Grandpa
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Oh. No. No? from Bad Grandpa
Okay, but... What do you want? from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Oh, man. from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Oh, your business, huh? from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Ow! from Bad Grandpa
Okay. Can we unstrap it? You mind if we unstrap it? from Bad Grandpa
Ooh. She did. from Bad Grandpa
Push me. Oh. from Bad Grandpa
Right there. Yes. That looks like it's green. from Bad Grandpa
Right this way. Alrighty. from Bad Grandpa
Same type you have. Same kind of 'tude you got. from Bad Grandpa
Same type you have. Wow. from Bad Grandpa
She's nice looking? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
So he took that one. Please don't get mad. from Bad Grandpa
So, forty per cent. Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
So, you know... Yeah. Really? from Bad Grandpa
Sometimes he pisses the bed. Okay, you opened these... from Bad Grandpa
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Sure. All right. from Bad Grandpa
Thank God that wasn't a human being. I got his doober and he's mad. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Oh, my goodness. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Thank you, fellas! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. Thank you. from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. You gotta be shittin' me, man! from Bad Grandpa
Thank you. You're welcome. from Bad Grandpa
That boy ain't no 600 dollars. I forfeit. from Bad Grandpa
That's a lot of mustard. Eat it! from Bad Grandpa
That's a lot of scratch. Forty per cent. from Bad Grandpa
There you go. Oh, thank you. from Bad Grandpa
uh, down the street... Walking? from Bad Grandpa
We can't ship a human! I'll take one. from Bad Grandpa
We'll be right here. Okay. from Bad Grandpa
What are 22s? You wish you was 22. from Bad Grandpa
What are y'all doing? Whoa, whoa! from Bad Grandpa
What is it this time? You tell him about the microphone. from Bad Grandpa
What? A fisherman. from Bad Grandpa
What? Can I go ride that? from Bad Grandpa
What? Every single one! from Bad Grandpa
What? You have a weird grandpa. from Bad Grandpa
What's going on? Yes. from Bad Grandpa
What's that on your thumb? What? from Bad Grandpa
What's your name, sir? I'm James. from Bad Grandpa
What's your name? Billy. from Bad Grandpa
What's your stage name? What? from Bad Grandpa
when I was younger. Oh, yeah? from Bad Grandpa
Wow! Goodbye. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah, you're not fit... I'm not fit? from Bad Grandpa
Yeah? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
Yeah. And she passed away. from Bad Grandpa
You are a son of a bitch. I am his family. from Bad Grandpa
You better believe it. Well, that sounds a little weird. from Bad Grandpa
You deserve it. Thank you, Grandpa! from Bad Grandpa
You don't pay yet. Huh? from Bad Grandpa
You eat it raw? Yeah, why not? from Bad Grandpa
You getting tired? Yeah. from Bad Grandpa
You got me, you got me. Yup, I got you good. from Bad Grandpa
You got me. Yup, I got you over a felony. from Bad Grandpa
You pay for it. If I had money, I would. from Bad Grandpa
you would have to investigate. No, no, it's guaranteed. from Bad Grandpa
You've had Billy for the school year? No, no. from Bad Grandpa
Your fucking 85 years old. I got his doober. from Bad Grandpa
...Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause he should not be drinking. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause he's lost, duh. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause I don't have any money. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause I wanted you to fix it. from Bad Grandpa
'cause she smokes so much crack. from Bad Grandpa
'cause so she could get, you know, whatever, 'cause she got mad at me. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause that's not the plan. from Bad Grandpa
'Cause this guy's been eyeballing me all... from Bad Grandpa
'Cause this is real bad timing right now for me. from Bad Grandpa
'cause you were gonna talk to some tail. from Bad Grandpa
"Can you come help me commit a crime?" from Bad Grandpa
"Did he say what I thought he just said?" from Bad Grandpa
"DT, see that..." from Bad Grandpa
"Married" married to a gun toting police officer. from Bad Grandpa
"No, you're gonna fix it!" from Bad Grandpa
"No, you're gonna!" from Bad Grandpa
"Suck it," that's nice. from Bad Grandpa
"Why were you wearing a bra?" from Bad Grandpa
"You're gonna fix it!" from Bad Grandpa
"You're gonna fix that penguin!" from Bad Grandpa
♪ Down in my heart to stay from Bad Grandpa
♪ Down in my heart to stay from Bad Grandpa
♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪ from Bad Grandpa
♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy from Bad Grandpa
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy. Down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ I've got the love of Jesus down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ I've got the love of Jesus down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ Joy, joy, joy Down in my heart from Bad Grandpa
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean from Bad Grandpa
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪ from Bad Grandpa
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪ from Bad Grandpa
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea from Bad Grandpa
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea ♪ from Bad Grandpa
♪ Please bring back my Bonnie to me ♪ from Bad Grandpa
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪ from Bad Grandpa
$5,000! from Bad Grandpa
9:00 o'clock. All right. from Bad Grandpa