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Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Did You Hear About the Morgans?

"Did You Hear About the Morgans?" is a romantic comedy film released in 2009. The movie stars Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker in the lead roles, accompanied by an ensemble cast including Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen, Elisabeth Moss, and Michael Kelly.

Directed by Marc Lawrence, who also worked with Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice" and "Music and Lyrics," "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" tells the story of a broken couple who witness a murder and are placed in a federal witness protection program in a rural town in Wyoming. The Morgans, Paul (Hugh Grant) and Meryl (Sarah Jessica Parker), are New Yorkers on the brink of divorce when they stumble upon this life-altering incident. As they navigate their new surroundings and attempt to mend their relationship, hilarious situations and romantic moments unfold.

Hugh Grant, known for his charismatic and witty performances in films like "Notting Hill" and "Love Actually," brings his signature charm to the role of Paul Morgan. His dry wit and comedic timing shine throughout the film as he tries to win back his estranged wife and adapt to the unfamiliar surroundings. Sarah Jessica Parker, famous for her role as Carrie Bradshaw in the hit TV series "Sex and the City," portrays the determined and headstrong Meryl Morgan. With her natural comedic talent, Parker brings a mix of vulnerability and strength to her character, capturing the essence of Meryl's conflicted emotions.

Supporting the main cast, Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen play Clay and Emma Wheeler, the Morgans' hosts in Wyoming. Both esteemed actors in their own right, Elliott and Steenburgen bring depth and authenticity to their characters, adding a delightful dynamic to the story. Elisabeth Moss, known for her Emmy-winning role in "The Handmaid's Tale," plays Paul's assistant, Jackie Drake, providing a humorous twist to the events unfolding. Michael Kelly, recognized for his roles in "House of Cards" and "The Shape of Water," portrays Vince, a federal marshal responsible for the Morgans' safety. Kelly's performance balances tough exterior with hidden compassion.

With a mix of laughter, heartfelt moments, and a scenic backdrop, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" offers a delightful escape and a warm portrayal of second chances. The film captures the beauty of the Wyoming landscape, immersing the audience in sweeping vistas and small-town charm. As Paul and Meryl navigate the ups and downs of their relationship in this unfamiliar setting, they discover that sometimes, it takes a change of scenery to mend a broken bond.

As for the soundtrack, with its comedic and romantic nature, it enhances the overall experience of the film. Although specific names of artists or bands are not mentioned, the music in "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" complements the story, evoking emotions and providing a backdrop for the characters' journey.

If you would like to relive the comedic moments, the heartfelt exchanges, and the enchanting Wyoming scenery from "Did You Hear About the Morgans?," you can enjoy and download the sounds of this film here. Immerse yourself in the characters' lives, their witty banter, and the charming soundtrack that accompanies their journey towards a second chance at love.

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A bit, yes, yes.
A certain amount of screaming and shouting and so on.
A date?
A few miles outside of town.
A leper, really. I mean, if the Elephant Man had a sister, she...
A sweater for $9.99?
About 10 years ago, the government asked if we'd hide somebody for a week.
Actually, I had asked for mine with the dressing on the side.
Actually, no, I've been thinking about it, too.
Actually, the name's Emma, Emma Wheeler, but you can call me Deputy Wheeler.
Adam, we are gonna walk.
Adam!
After lunch, you have the Farmer conference call.
All I wanted to do was protect you.
All I'm saying is, I think there are other things which should...
All right, it's...
All right, let's just get this over with.
All right, you know what? Never mind.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn.
All right. This is a loaded gun,
All right. Wait there. Wait there. I'll be back in a minute.
All right. Well, I'm sorry to have taken up your time, then.
All right. What would you like me to do?
Although I could've used one during some tense negotiations at work.
Although, at the time, I thought you'd written them.
And a deep desire to see you suffer intense pain.
And a very spacious master bedroom.
And Adam can reschedule Mr. Morgan's dinner.
And are you left handed or right handed?
And believe me, it would...
And come see this view. Come look at this view, little lady.
And cool and laid back,
And downloaded a CD of New York noises to help you sleep.
And everyone is looking at me like, "Where is she?"
And examine all the parameters, if that's possible.
And far, far away, there is now a galaxy called Meryl.
And he asked me out on a date.
And he gave me some cows. I love cows.
And he won't expect everything from me and...
And I am not normally that crazy.
And I bitterly regret what I did,
And I don't trust you anymore.
And I guess the same goes for the phone?
And I had, once, a very bad horse experience. I was thrown.
And I know you said no more presents,
And I miss you,
And I said, "I do."
And I saw a movie theater down the road, an Applebee's.
And I thought that went well until the murder.
And I thought, perhaps it might be nice to get together,
And I will be suing.
And I won't expect everything from him,
And I'd really rather not be left here on my own.
And I'll talk to both of you tomorrow.
And I'm gonna pick up my client at his townhouse.
And if you like this, you're going to love this,
And instead of you staying home and dealing with it,
And it is...
And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it.
And it would be very, very nice if you called or, in fact, if we could see each other.
And it'll be an honor to protect you.
And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk like we used to, before the infertility.
And just get over all the bullshit and make it work.
And left at the second big rock?
And nobody nagging you or asking you questions
And not asking their partners for more than they can give.
And now I'm just...
And on some level, I guess it's almost narcissistic if I do tell him.
And one other thing.
And sadness
And thank you to everyone at the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
And that ain't no bull.
And the fact is that,
And the infidelity. And the separation.
And the next thing I heard was,
And the possibility that we're not going back to New York,
And the rodeo dance.
And the woman who chanted over my sperm...
And then all of a sudden, the cereal box started moving?
And then I don't remember.
And then we had the buffet, beginning with the meatless pigs in blankets.
And then you probably had a few drinks,
And then you went back to his apartment. I got it. I got it.
And then, when you come to the second big rock...
And there is no Bargain Barn there.
And there you were. And you looked lovely, frankly.
And they want you to leave tomorrow evening.
And this is my husband, Paul. We're visiting from Chicago.
And to be honest,
And understated elegance.
And we think that's why Forenski had him killed.
And we'll talk about it when you come back, okay?
And what happens if you never find this man?
And when I saw that, I just...
And when they say they haven't, don't just say, "Go and look."
And where? What? Where do we go?
And you gotta stay optimistic. You know?
And you moaned about your horrible husband,
And you're gonna be our star witnesses.
And your mother said, "He doesn't!"
And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny.
And, in the end, who are we to argue with the Governor?
And, you know, you could have just taken a broom and swept it off,
And... Oh, yes! And I saw the cover of New York Magazine's real estate issue,
Anton Forenski.
Any word from New York?
Anyway, do you think maybe he should see a specialist?
Anyway, physiologically it's all the same. You know, the body is the body.
Anyway, the point is that I am sad,
Apparently, she wrote some book.
Are we going to use this crisis to come out
Are we lost?
Are you crazy? You could have been killed.
Are you pulling my leg?
Are you serious?
As is not stepping on discarded Lady Gillettes in the shower,
As it is approaching the three month anniversary of our being separated,
As you can probably see, things are going much better between me and Paul,
As, you know, occasions like this only come around once in a lifetime.
At least, legally still your husband, as recognized by the state of New York.
At this point in our relationship.
Barbecue, I imagine.
Basically, what I'm saying is,
Because between the fertility doctors and the injections
Because I didn't want to stay in the old one after Mummy slept there with Larry.
Because I'm sure there are options.
Because look what you did.
Because the doorman said they just sent a police officer up.
Because you haven't actually stopped talking yet, so...
Because, by that time, you had become so wired and so crazed
Been a while since anybody rode this bull to the eight second mark.
Been kind of interesting, actually.
Before they actually want to wake up, so that's nice.
Better shake a leg if you want to eat.
Bill Herr died a month ago.
Blowing the smoke in another direction?
Bollocks!
Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
But
But at this exact moment,
But first, we've got to get you out of the city.
But first, we've got to get you to a safe location.
But have you ever considered moving it inside the house?
But he was pretty careful about keeping his head down.
But how can I expect complete honesty from him if I'm asking any less of myself?
But I am not sure that I would be good at it.
But I guess it works both ways.
But I ignored her, and then I heard, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
But I play tennis and I play badminton with my right hand.
But I see you have a computer.
But I think that you can always tell a lot about a couple
But I thought this might make up for it.
But I was so in love with you,
But I went online, under Emma's supervision,
But I'm now sort of in the middle of something.
But I'm, you know... I'm considering adoption,
But I've watched you two over the past four days,
But if we're gonna stay together, then,
But instead, you stood there for hours trying to coax that little guy into a shoebox,
But just in case you run into anybody, we don't want you using your real identities.
But Mr. Morgan... Mr. Foster and I are separated.
But please, please don't stop talking to me.
But right now, I just wanna concentrate on keeping you safe.
But something else.
But the one thing they do agree on is how much they love Dr. Tobin.
But this Bargain Barn is fantastic,
But this is God fearing American country.
But to be gentle.
But what that means...
But why her?
But would you like to go on a date with me?
But, anyway, it got to where we weren't even hardly talking,
But, you know, some very big decisions need to be made in regards to our future,
But, you know, when the market's like this,
But...
By the fact that they still laugh together.
Calf ropin', bull ridin',
Call me.
Can I buy a constellation?
Can I get one of the other agents to talk to you?
Can I give you a hand, there?
Can I help you?
Can you believe?
Can you hold on just a second? My intercom is ringing.
Can you please stop being so agreeable? Please?
Can you spare her, Paul?
Car horns, subways, women fighting in Bloomingdale's.
Caring, supportive and completely smothering.
Certainly not. I turned right at the broken fence.
Chicago?
Clay, I'm gonna hug you. You won't like it, but I'm gonna hug you.
Clay?
Come here, little girl. It's got...
Come here.
Come in.
Come on in.
Come on in. Watch your step, there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Up, up.
Coming.
Could be.
Could we do it again? I think I missed it.
Could you just wait outside? Play with a toy? Thank you.
Could you take that for me just a second? I think I've really done some damage.
Despite our cultural differences, I think you and I could be good friends.
Did you get the yucca? I know you like plants.
Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics.
Do I dare ask about dinner?
Do you happen to have that number?
Do you know where Paul is?
Do you mean where they send you out into the middle of nowhere?
Do you remember your vows to me?
Do you still love me at all?
Do you wanna talk?
Do you wanna walk with me?
Do you want me to stay tonight?
Do you want sausage or bacon or both with your eggs and pancakes?
Do you want to go look around and see how big this yard is?
Doc Simmons and the boys have a dangerous job,
Doc.
Does he live in Ray, too?
Don't be.
Don't get down on yourself.
Don't put your finger on the trigger till you're ready to shoot.
Don't worry, they're all over town. The posters, not the bears.
Don't you remember? You know, we had a mouse in our apartment,
Dr. Simmons' office.
Dr. Tobin is apparently the best marriage counselor in the city.
Drop it, son. Step back away from my lawyer.
Dumped him like a blushing bride at the altar.
Earl, I think we've become good friends.
Emma will be back in about an hour.
Enjoy your breakfast.
Especially if we adopt a rodent.
Ever since then, a couple of times a year, they bring somebody by.
Excellent. I hear it's a page turner.
Excellent. Then shall we say Daniel at 7:00?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Morgan.
Fascinating. A week ago, she was basically Amish.
Fewer people see you, the safer you are.
Folks, let's give her a big hand.
Folks, let's have a big hand for our bull fighting clowns.
Folks, we got a little treat for you today before our next bull.
For any trouble we may have caused you. You know, I know there's been
Forever.
Fourteen. And we know who they are.
Fresh coat of paint.
G 46. That's G 4 6.
Get a hold of it, relax.
Get back on, 'cause we got target practice next.
Get their bags.
Glad to see you? You bet.
Go ahead.
Go get her.
Go get him, boys.
Go.
God, I was amazing.
God!
Going to a spa, you know, very quiet
Good God.
Good luck.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good, great. That sounds fun.
Good.
Good. We just had a lovely meal at Annette's.
Goodbye, Lucy. I hope I get to hear you on the radio soon.
Goodbye.
Grab a bucket.
Grab a hold of a teat.
Great. Terrific. Is there a code?
Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly?
Haven't you ever done anything to break the rules?
He asked me out, we went out to dinner,
He bought me a Remington.270 with a night scope and "Emma" engraved on it.
He found you in one night, and he'll keep coming back.
He makes me laugh.
He must be...
He was wearing his vest. He'll be all right. But this guy is still out there.
He's also the sheriff in town.
He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated.
He's in the box. Go, go, go.
Hello, Miss Pinger. Yes, from the adoption agency.
Hello?
Hello? Hi, Marshal Lasky.
Hello.
Hello. I'm Meryl Morgan.
Hello. It is me, your husband.
Hello. It's Jackie Drake, Mrs. Morgan's assistant.
Help yourself to anything in the fridge if you're hungry.
Help!
Here are your temporary IDs.
Here comes the rain.
Here you go. Sunny side eggs, sausage with bacon,
Here, just take my truck. It's that one right there.
Here, let's take a little visit to the giraffe room.
Here's hometown trick rider Carly Ames.
Here's Ray.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Hey, excuse me.
Hey, folks, come on down to Ray Rodeo.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I just wanna say that I think what you people are doing is very brave,
Hey, I was just looking for Emma in the house.
Hey, Jackie.
Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Hey, Marshal Lasky.
Hey, that's Clay.
Hey, there's Adam and Jackie. Hi.
Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae.
Hey, you know, I think it would just be easier
Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse! I'm not on my horse!
Hey.
Hey. I got plenty of room on my wall for another head.
Hi, Adam.
Hi, are you...
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... I'm sorry, Meryl Morgan calling. I just...
Hi.
Hi. Are you asleep?
Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin.
Hi. So I guess your guy's already here,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead.
Hold on.
Home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy.
Honestly, I can get by with a little less love for a while. Maybe years.
How did you two patch things up, if I might ask?
How many children do you have?
How many? Let me see, I have... Well, I have zero.
How's your arm feeling?
How's your foot?
Howdy do? I'm Earl Granger. My granddaughter, Lucy.
Howdy, Fosters.
Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight?
Howdy. Hope I didn't wake you.
Hurry, get that. Get the phone.
I 18.
I always wanna talk.
I am just very touched that that would've bothered you.
I am more than willing to hurt myself. Or would you prefer to do it?
I am so sorry for nearly curing an incurable romantic.
I am told it is the only place to eat in town. Literally.
I bet I sound really stable right now, right?
I called the Gotham Adoption Agency.
I can push Mr. Rabelais to 9:00
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.
I can't get any bites on her house.
I can't get by on nursing. There's just not enough sick people in town.
I can't leave. I can't leave. I have a company to run.
I declare.
I did specify that they shouldn't leave it if you weren't home,
I didn't know what to do. There were all these meetings that were set,
I didn't need to hear that.
I didn't.
I don't even like Connecticut.
I don't find them funny,
I don't have a gun!
I don't hear much helping going on over there.
I don't know how many times I'm supposed to say it.
I don't know how you do things in Chicago, I never been there,
I don't know if I can sort of love you or love you a little.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I find her theory kind of depressing, don't you?
I don't know. I'm...
I don't know. You can buy a black hole.
I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.
I don't need it till tomorrow. Door's open, key's inside.
I don't think I can walk.
I feel my organs shutting down one by one.
I filed for adoption two months ago.
I get it.
I give up, Clay. You're too good.
I googled her.
I got news for you, Sheriff. Your cousin, here, is a vegetarian.
I hate to interrupt that, but you have to see this.
I have a lot of packing to do.
I have ever been with or ever wish to be with.
I have not heard you talk that much in...
I have to go. I have the meeting.
I hope you'll be real comfortable here with us.
I hope you're getting the gifts. I know they're not all perfect.
I just have one more little thing.
I just want to point out a few things.
I knew you'd be a great father.
I know exactly how you feel.
I know exactly what you were thinking.
I know it's been a rough night, so get some rest,
I know it's none of my business,
I know what you're thinking, the clock is ticking, right?
I know! I'm so looking forward to that.
I lost all physical fear.
I love them. Do you hunt, Meryl?
I love you, Meryl.
I made a mistake, yours seems just a little bit more like revenge.
I made a terrible mistake. I love you.
I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all?
I mean, if you're planning on having a baby, this is the most magical place.
I mean, isn't that just the height of hypocrisy?
I mean, isn't this what screwed us up in the first place, not talking?
I mean, just, you know, just off of the top of my head,
I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic.
I mean, we'd leave? That's crazy. That's nuts. Is that what you're suggesting?
I mean, you meet lots of women. You're always at lunches and meetings, so,
I might be God knows where.
I might be relocating, I might be in New York,
I must say, I'd imagined Ray to be, you know, less modern.
I quite like that. I quite like that.
I read the cover. That pretty much summed it up.
I recommend you both enter the Witness Relocation Program.
I saw a photo of a young man. Is that your son?
I see many happy years ahead of you.
I should just point out that even if you kill me,
I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry.
I slept with someone else.
I sort of believe you.
I still don't entirely understand what you're doing here.
I stole his crumpet.
I text with my right hand. I cut, right? I cut cake with my left hand.
I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry.
I think maybe the chair that's sitting on the front lawn,
I think that you should treat it as a vacation, a welcome break in your busy schedule.
I think that's about it for me.
I think we should go to the official site together.
I think we're probably pretty much done here,
I think you are being completely irrational.
I think you might actually be on here.
I think you'll find it's my turn.
I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth.
I thought I could actually hear my cells dividing.
I thought it was sleeping with other people, but maybe you're right. Yes.
I thought you were kidding.
I told Doc that I would help him with his house today, you know.
I took a self defense course. I got an A in Tasering.
I understand. I will. I promise.
I want you to expect everything from me.
I wanted to call and just say hello,
I was confused. I was an idiot. I was wrong.
I was feeling guilty the whole time, and her perfume smelled a bit like a burrito.
I was feeling, you know, just hurt and rejected.
I was just calling to thank you so much for everything that you've done for me,
I was just wondering, would you mind terribly
I was so disappointed when I found out.
I was telling you to ease up on her teat.
I was the one who suggested adoption in the first place.
I was upset about us.
I will pay.
I wish I had thought of the cows thing. That's good.
I wish that as an older, wiser couple,
I wish there was some way we could help them.
I wondered if we might also discuss the whole business of separate sites.
I would say it was the mouse.
I would sleep with someone to hurt you?
I'd be fine on a couch. And do you have cable?
I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me what I think.
I'll talk at lunch, dinner, brunch, snack time.
I'm a New Yorker. You know, I was born here. This is my home.
I'm a real estate broker.
I'm actually in court. I have a man...
I'm going back to find this guy. Good luck.
I'm gonna give you 24 hour protection at your apartment anyway.
I'm gonna have to give you two an NRA class.
I'm gonna lose my job. Without him, I'm superfluous.
I'm Jackie, Mrs. Morgan's assistant. She's not in today.
I'm just gonna cock the gun for you.
I'm just...
I'm looking for two friends of mine, Paul and Meryl.
I'm Meryl, trust me.
I'm not done with my dessert yet.
I'm not sure a black hole sends exactly the right message
I'm quoting here from the article. I have five copies.
I'm so disappointed,
I'm so honored to be here tonight on behalf of Park Avenue Realty.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm still not following you.
I'm thinking.
I'm wavering, honestly.
I'm your cousin.
I'm... What am I? I'm a little bit surprised, I suppose.
I've always dreamed about Chicago.
I've got my financials clear back to 1953.
I've gotta swing by there anyway.
I've had bagels in other parts of the country.
I've never been to a Bargain Barn.
I've never seen anything like it in New York outside the Planetarium.
If it is, I feel safer already.
If Jackie and Adam spoke to each other.
If we're ever attacked by a bear in Central Park,
If you are in fact Meryl. I can't really see, I'm sorry.
If you think he can handle it. Well...
If you're busy, I can come back later.
If you're gonna be mad, be mad,
In the meantime, we put you in a temporary spot
Is everything all right? Did we do something wrong?
Is it gonna be much longer? Because my husband is very uncomfortable.
Is it? Is it really? Sorry, it was stupid of me.
Is she around? I just wanted to talk to her.
Is she? Well, that's great. That's lovely. Good.
Is that amazing?
Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?
Is that helpful? Is that constructive? Is that mature?
Is that him?
Is that right?
Is that right? That's great news.
Is that something?
Isn't it amazing that she slept the whole flight?
Isn't this a beautiful view? You could pay for this whole apartment
Isn't this...
It is possible that I did drag my feet a little bit.
It is, it is.
It just happened once.
It looks very, very comfortable,
It smells good.
It was from the carousel in Central Park, but still, you know.
It was nothing. It was nothing. It was really nothing. It was...
It was probably like, you know,
It wasn't every second of every day. I just wanted to be a mother.
It would be so much easier if I could just make myself forget.
It'll be funny if this one comes out Chinese, as well.
It's $75, and you get a celestial map and a certificate.
It's a store. It's a real store.
It's a tiny little bruise. Wouldn't hurt a schoolgirl.
It's all about bulk.
It's all about people's expectations that their spouse will be the answer
It's been a while since we dined together. And I hope...
It's coming back now, though. What in God's name was I thinking?
It's fine, it's fine, I think I got the picture.
It's huge.
It's just...
It's like that book, Men Are From Mars, and Women Are From Venus.
It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature."
It's not important.
It's not right. Look, it's two for one.
It's not so bad. Most people in Ray have two jobs. Some have three.
It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it?
It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went to the doc 'cause Meryl was so worried.
It's okay. Never mind.
It's overcast with 100% chance of precipitation.
It's Shakespeare, from our wedding.
It's the one we had to get
It's the perfect combination of classic architecture
Jackie, did you hear about the Morgans?
Jackie, how very nice. How are you?
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly.
Just by charging people to come and look at this.
Just for bargains. Actually, I'm a member of PETA.
Just relax. Find your target. Take a deep breath. Squeeze easy.
Just sit. Just sit.
Just what you needed, hon. A couple more guns.
Keep your dancing shoes on 'cause now we're gonna kick it.
Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready.
Larry? Are you serious?
Larry.
Laughing together over your little inside New York jokes.
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Let me help you there, Mr. Foster. Say, do you like stickers?
Let's go next door to the exam room.
Let's go, come on!
Let's just stay logical
Let's see about getting you something warm.
Let's see if Tom can break that streak.
Like "B dash 4 and after."
Like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker
Listen, that's not a problem. That is not a problem.
Listen, while I am speaking honestly,
Location, location, location.
Look at that. Do you see that?
Look, I figured if she said something, I was gonna...
Look, I just think we should give Dr. Tobin a chance.
Look, I just want to talk. I'll talk now, I'll talk later, I'll talk tomorrow.
Look, just tell me what to do. Tell me.
Look, Paul, I know how hard you're trying. Really, I do. I'm not completely oblivious.
Look, we both made mistakes.
Looks like old Buster won another round.
Lt'd be weeks and it would be cold!
Luckily, I called ahead and got a table near the mayonnaise.
Lucy.
Marriage doesn't make any sense!
Marshal Wheeler will take good care of you.
May I?
Maybe it wasn't the fragrance. Maybe she just smells like a burrito.
Maybe not as much as I should've done, and I'm very sorry about that.
Meryl Foster?
Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today.
Meryl, you're Clay's cousin from Chicago.
Meryl?
Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl.
Meryl's doing a showing at 7:00 for Mr. Rabelais.
Missed.
Mister...
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning. Morning.
Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, we're ready for you.
Mr. Morgan, I have the depositions on the Anderson case for you.
Mr. Morgan, Marshal Ferber.
Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Rabelais?
Mrs. Morgan, I have your car right over here.
Murdered five people before he turned state's evidence.
Must've been a big decision for you.
My God, it's amazing how many stars.
My God, you're a scared little man.
My God.
My husband and I are separated.
My mom is getting on and she's moving in with me.
My wife and I see someone once a week.
My wife is a member of PETA. I have been meaning to join.
N. N 32.
Never a fire when you need one.
Next thing you'll be telling us you're Democrats.
Next up is B 4. B 4.
Next up is Tom willet.
Nice riding, Carly. Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice try, cowboy.
Night, night. Night, everyone.
Night.
Night.
No problem.
No, he married a girl from Omaha so he moved to the big city.
No, I don't think so, ma'am.
No, I know you're not.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on.
No, ma'am. And you can ask every 5 minutes.
No, no, 'cause I'm a lousy sleeper anyway. Really.
No, no, no, I'm taking the day off tomorrow, so you do not need to come in.
No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans.
No, no, no. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
No, no, not you. You. What are your thoughts?
No, no. I am sorry.
No, no. I think I'm gonna be fine with Marshal Henderson.
No, no. Unless you do.
No, not me. I had my fill on the forced out of New York flight.
No, she's perfect.
No, sorry. No offense, Windy, but I'm allergic to you.
No, this is the Dr. Simmons in Ray, Wyoming.
No.
No. Everything's okay.
No. No, you don't.
No. Trying to contact somebody back home's just too big a risk.
Nope. Never held a gun before in my life.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all. He was just leaving.
Not brilliantly. It's very, very quiet, isn't it?
Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?
Now they want me to retire.
Now, listen.
Now, that's impressive. I've never turned my oven on.
Now, when that gun goes off, it's gonna kick back
Now, where are we on the star front?
Of course I heard. I'm totally devastated.
Of course they haven't got cashmere.
Of natural causes, or is he...
Oh, and you know that kitchen wall?
Oh, God, I can't breathe. The air is too clean. Oh, my God.
Oh, God, I had this...
Oh, God, I'm going mad! I can't take it!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Come on, honey, let's just go.
Oh, God. Do you know how long it would take to order Chinese?
Oh, hello, Adam, I've missed you.
Oh, look at him. He's a mess. He should see a doctor.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, man, come on. I have apologized for that so many times.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Bingo!
Oh, my God. I'm out of bullets.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry. It was a reflex.
Oh, my God. We're never gonna get away from him.
Oh, no, I don't wanna go. I just always dream about it.
Oh, no, I know who she is. I found her duplex on Madison.
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here.
Oh, no, then we are lost. All right, I'm going to turn right up here.
Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him. I mean, unintentionally, of course.
Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Oh, no. No. I didn't really sleep. It's too quiet here.
Oh, shit. Just, shit.
Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent. Mock my heritage.
Oh, the Fosters.
Oh. No, no, thanks. I'm actually a vegetarian.
Okay, bye.
Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay.
Okay, look, I know you always wanted us to go and I procrastinated,
Okay, look, you see that woman?
Okay, okay. I get it.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, so go down this road, and when you see the broken fence, make a right.
Okay, stop, stop, stop. Now, listen to me. Listen to me.
Okay, then.
Okay, we gotta find Clay.
Okay, we're gonna do it like this. Line it up through the sights to the can.
Okay, well, the problem is, I don't really practice that kind of law.
Okay, Windy, go.
Okay, you're right. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. "Avoid direct eye contact, and speak in a soft monotone."
Okay. And the Lerners recommended her.
Okay. Let's have a look see here.
Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, "Keep calm."
Okay. Okay. Well, you know what?
Okay. Well, I suppose this is it.
Okay. Well, let's go home.
Old Killer's living up to his name today.
Once.
Or not. It's completely up to you.
Or see our friends, or sit on the Great Lawn reading The New York Times,
Or talking about reproducing every second of every day.
Or watch Shakespeare in the Park, or go to Nobu, or order Chinese.
Or we could just send them to Ray for the weekend.
Ow!
Paul?
Paul?
People probably get them confused all the time.
Perfect, but nameless.
Pie eating contest, great barbecue.
Please leave a message.
Please listen to me. You cannot call that number.
Probably can't believe you were gonna help me adopt a baby.
Progress.
Protecting these bull riding cowboys.
Put your bucket under there. Get that stool.

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