Tully Edit

A bakery for humans.

A little bit lo longer, you know?

A little salt and pepper

A long time ago.

A really tough time in class, and now we're starting

A server farm.

A while back, thinking, you know,

About the Jonah thing, I I get it.

Actually, it's a cupcake,

Actually, we think she's experiencing

Admit it, you've thought about it.

After three pregnancies.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, there she is.

All I have is time to think about stuff.

All right, buddy, sit down.

All right, I will be in my quarters.

All right, let me just get a decaf skim latte.

All right, you, take it easy, okay?

All right? I just... I just want you.

All right.

All right.

All right. What what can we do for you?

All right. You ready?

All the things I'm just too tired to do.

All we do is converse.

Almost there.

Although Jupiter is even shorter.

And a muffin.

And all they can really tell us is that he's atypical.

And and all the waitresses would wear

And chiseled eight years of filth off the floors.

And doing this new therapy on him that...

And figured out how to do it.

And furniture?

And gives him all the extra support he requires.

And go to sleep when you're done.

And he's about to have a really big disruption

And I just put on a hot pot of coffee.

And I just think, didn't I just do this?

And I just wanted to talk to you about Mr. Jonah.

And I just, I wasn't taking care of you, and I'm...

And I think she's into a man's man.

And I trusted you with mine.

And I'm telling you, Marlo...

And if you hurt her, you'll regret it.

And it feels nice, I guess.

And it just starts to look ugly.

And it was pretty basic stuff.

And it's me and her and it's primal.

And it's not fair to them that Jonah needs

And maybe it is, okay? Maybe.

And now my...

And one day he packed his bags and left.

And say that we're better off without each other?

And see if he can convince her.

And she's gonna like you a lot.

And so that aide is here on staff?

And so to bed.

And the last four digits of her social.

And the mom survives and she has to walk

And the patient's date of birth.

And the third kid is always the easiest. Right?

And then I'll drive us home.

And then nighttime rolls around and I'm supposed to just

And then raise your kids in that circle of safety.

And then she just sat in the shadows

And then she went downstairs

And then you pass off the baby,

And then you'll do it again.

And there are 24 other children in the class,

And they take care of the baby at night,

And though Mia here will be her own person someday,

And what about the night nanny?

And women pay to sleep with him?

And yes, yes, it's the greatest thing

And you guys don't ever...?

And you know her better than anyone.

And you know, uh, her her brother

And you replace one plank every year.

And you shove it into the cavity,

And your feet grow a half a size

And, look,

And, uh, and systems for workers

And... which horse was Drew?

Anyway, it was like she took over.

Anyway, we don't normally make these kind of accommodations

Are we going to have a good day today?

Are we gonna talk about last night?

Are we just gonna leave her down there with Mia?

Are you a boat or are you a whale?

Are you excited about the new school?

Are you in a relationship?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you shocked that I can roast a chicken?

Are you sure nobody's gonna flush?

Aren't you the most precious little...?

At least everyone we know does it.

At this window right here and then we'll reconvene.

Because Drew needs his battery charged.

Because I'm 26.

Because you'll hurt her.

Been earth side for three weeks,

Before it gets as cold and black as my womb.

Big breath in.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Bonding with my newborn every night.

Bougie thing that only rich assholes do.

Bourbon's my drink.

Breathe it out. Breathe it out.

Brushed Jonah?

Burned all that trash.

But as you know, he's an... out of the box kid.

But don't forget, I wasn't always a rich asshole.

But I need to talk to you about Jonah.

But I need you to stay with me.

But I'm not gonna.

But I'm sure he's really excited

But if you look close, we're covered in concealer.

But then it became, like, really popular and...

But we love your family and we have such a great relationship

But who wants an olive branch, right?

But you actually made your biggest dream come true.

But you love him.

But, I I mean...

But, like, this was our jam.

But...

But... it's April.

Call her.

Can I, um...

Can we go out?

Can we keep her?

Can we see her?

Can we step outside?

Can you bring your foot up like this?

Can you get your own place?

Chapter three of I Hate Rules!

Chicken nuggets are full of growth hormones.

Chill would be nice.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Come on, guys. Dinner.

Come on, let's let's go.

Come on, why is it so important?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Craig hates me.

Craig, please tell me

Dallas, would you please walk her out?

Darker, darker.

Dedicated to exactly that.

Definitely.

Did you say something?

Do a test or something.

Do I have a kid or a fucking ukulele?

Do the...

Do you guys have any chicken nuggets?

Do you have your insurance card?

Do you know what they do to the chickens

Do you like it when we do it?

Do you like it?

Do you mind putting her back in the bassinet for me?

Do you still have the uniform?

Do you want a fucking golden shower?

Do you want me to spray it all over the bathroom?

Does Drew ever ask about me?

Does he like being a dad?

Does she have a history of mental illness?

Does she look like your other kids?

Doing its thing.

Don't do that.

Don't forget we're going to my brother's

Don't fucking touch me, Dallas.

Don't get too close.

Drew hates me.

Drew was the bench.

Drew won't even realize that we're gone.

Drifted up and down the East Coast... for weeks.

Dude, it's a game changer.

During the act of, you know, making love.

Elyse said she was great.

Especially for Jonah.

Even though you hate having your feet touched.

Every day.

Every once in a while

Everybody keeps saying? It's so stupid.

Everybody wins.

Exciting.

Excuse me.

Extreme exhaustion and sleep deprivation.

Filled with garbage that just...

For a war torn country.

For everybody in his class who's reading, like,

For girls, you know?

For students at Saint V's, but we love your family, so...

For the past week.

For them over and over.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Gigolos.

Girls don't heal.

Girls heal.

God, I can't imagine.

God, I lived here for nine years.

God, really? 'Cause I feel like an abandoned trash barge.

God.

God.

God.

Good evening.

Good night, Jonah.

Good work.

Good.

Great moms organize class parties and casino night.

Great to see you. Marlo.

Great.

Hand me the bread.

Have fun in class.

He does the homework, the reading logs, all that.

He doesn't hate you.

He had a diary during the English Restoration.

He just gets freaked out by certain noises.

He just, when he was in high school,

He only eats chicken nuggets.

He was looking at you.

He worked at this diner, and he was washing dishes,

He'd kill me.

He's got all these strange behaviors and anxieties.

He's just always had a fantasy about that ever since.

He's probably going to lord that over us.

He's quirky.

He's the oldest of the gigolos.

He's this Tantric Indian gigolo.

He's... quirky.

Hello, all sexy now.

Hello.

Her DNA is still inside of you.

Her name is Mia.

Here, come down.

Hey, are you guys excited to see your cousins?

Hey, baby, say good night to Mommy?

Hey, did you bring Sarah her inhaler?

Hey, did you hear it?

Hey, Drew. How we doing?

Hey, frozen pizza, awesome.

Hey, guys, is Mommy okay?

Hey, guys.

Hey, kiss good night.

Hey, thanks for those cupcakes.

Hey, this was your idea.

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, you guys were right. We should've listened.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi there.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, guys. We made an obstacle course

Hi, Laurie.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little doll.

Hi, sweetheart. Oh.

Hi, uh, we're here to have this baby.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Shh.

Hi. Sorry.

Hi. You are Marlo's husband?

His factory setting is "asshole."

His school wants us to get him an aide,

Hmm, creepy.

Hmm, I guess so.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Monster High.

Hold on.

Honestly, even getting dressed just feels exhausting.

Honestly?

Honey, that's gross. It's not the butt.

Honk, honk.

How about you and me hang out and be trees for a bit?

How did I not wake up?

How does getting shit wrecked in Manhattan

How does this normally work?

How much fucking pee do you need?!

How was your day?

How's that?

Huh?

Huh?

I actually bought one of the little uniforms

I actually don't really know that much about her.

I am gonna steal this one.

I bet you have big plans.

I brought an olive branch of sorts.

I brush his body at night, like a horse.

I can feel it.

I can't remember the last time I slept like that.

I can't.

I could at least be pissed off at the world.

I did. She said she could never let a stranger

I didn't think Marlo was gonna come around.

I didn't... I don't mean... I just didn't expect...

I don't believe we've met.

I don't know how.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

I don't know where she was.

I don't know, his therapist told us

I don't know, my body looks like a relief map

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't mind money.

I don't remember that.

I don't want a stranger in my house

I don't want it to be loud.

I don't want my kids to grow up like I did.

I don't want that kind of great.

I don't want what happened last time.

I don't want you to go.

I don't... I mean, if I had a dream that didn't come true,

I don't... That's not...

I feel fine.

I feel like she should be telling me what to do.

I feel like, these last few years,

I get that.

I got overwhelmed with the kids and and and work,

I grew up in that same shitty house as you did,

I guess a little spanking isn't making love? I don't know.

I guess I just want to look nice sometimes.

I had a dream about a camel.

I had three stepmothers.

I have a old number.

I have an early flight.

I have an idea for a special baby gift this time around.

I have to fucking pee.

I have to leave.

I have to pee.

I have to.

I hold a baby all day,

I I checked his browser history once,

I I didn't understand what was going on at night.

I I I didn't mean that, I just...

I i it's completely different this time.

I I see the way you're looking at me.

I just didn't.

I just started learning Italian. Do I forget that?

I just want my sister back.

I just want you to be okay.

I just... I...

I know I picked the right person.

I know this kid wasn't... planned.

I know you think this is just some...

I know, but she won't be the same tomorrow.

I know, right?

I know.

I know. They call it pruno.

I leave like this every day.

I like being by you, too.

I like being by you.

I like Drew.

I like it. You just look different.

I love spanking women

I love us, too.

I love us.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I make milk.

I mean, even though this one's

I mean, he works really hard and then he comes home.

I mean, he's exhausting.

I mean, he's such a great kid.

I mean, I get that, I...

I mean, I guess there's been a couple of moments

I mean, I...

I mean, it's like we both want dinner,

I mean, uh, it's fine by me, it's it's your rule.

I mean, what I know about him.

I mean, you built her from the toes up.

I mean, your 20s are great.

I mean...

I need bourbon.

I open my closet

I peed.

I peed. Why don't you believe me?

I recommend the egg cream.

I remember when guys used to look at me like that.

I rode every horse on the carousel until I met Drew.

I still think we should have Ubered it.

I thought it was something really fucking sinister.

I thought we weren't doing screen time.

I thought you were taking care of the baby.

I thought you... I thought you were doing great.

I told you, I'll be the chauffeur.

I used to be like that.

I used to listen to this with Violet all the time.

I wanna kill myself.

I want cupcakes.

I want to be period accurate.

I want to show you something cool.

I want to tell you something and I...

I wanted...

I was always gonna use it,

I was doing great. I mean...

I was just here to bridge a gap.

I was... I was really in love with her.

I wish I could

I wish we could stay.

I, uh, I audit organizational paths

I'd like to talk to you about Marlo.

I'd put it on and surprise him.

I'll come wake you up when she's ready to nurse.

I'll just be down here and make another pot of coffee,

I'll settle in down here with Mia.

I'll tell you what he likes.

I'm 41.

I'm a grown up, and even I find new things scary all the time.

I'm curious about the, um...

I'm Dr. Smythe. I'm on the psychiatric staff here.

I'm here to help you with everything,

I'm here to take care of you.

I'm just a trainee.

I'm just not used to people doing things for me.

I'm like Saudi Arabia... I have an energy surplus.

I'm not above that. You know that, right?

I'm not afraid of the future.

I'm not letting you leave like this.

I'm not safe. I'm scared!

I'm not sure what it's supposed to do.

I'm only here because of my brother.

I'm paying for aides?

I'm sorry about my retarded son, Laurie.

I'm sorry, how old are you?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was automatic!

I'm sorry, we're... We'll go.

I'm sorry. That, um...

I'm still on Bushwick.

I'm Tully.

I'm...

I've already seen the G Wagon.

If I'm older, why are you so much wiser?

If you don't pee soon,

If you guys want to make some noise.

If you're not familiar with our menu,

In a proto corporate structure.

In a really long time.

In his life, too.

In the playroom if you want to come check it out.

In your bloodstream for years,

In your ears.

Instead I'm just pissed off at myself.

Is it okay if we bring in treats?

Is it weird? Is it weird?

Is it... Marlo...

Is she okay?

Is she religious or something?

Is that okay?

Is that Uncle Craig's new car?

Is the cavity the butt?

Is this sangria?

It is!

It is.

It makes me nervous 'cause it doesn't get any easier

It seems like she's better than she's ever been.

It stops being charming.

It used to not be this nice, though.

It was pretty great.

It was...

It won't happen again, I promise.

It'll be like a baby's mouth.

It's a beautiful name.

It's a girl.

It's a girl. It's a girl.

It's a reality TV show called Gigolos.

It's actually kind of true.

It's called Wilbarger's Brush Protocol.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's going to go nice and numb in a sec.

It's gonna be a great night.

It's home.

It's in there, in the bowl.

It's just like a regular nanny, except they come at night.

It's just not the right fit.

It's just the gaping hole

It's just this little obligate parasite

It's like I can see color again.

It's matte black, just like Justin Bieber's.

It's murder.

It's not like I could do anything.

It's not the G Wagon.

It's not working.

It's okay, Drew. Just go with it.

It's right there. Look.

It's sick, dude.

It's supposed to reduce his sensitivities

It's time for me to move on.

It's too dark.

It's very cool. You're gonna like it.

It's, um...

It's...

Jonah, buddy.

Jonah, give me this foot. This foot, right in there.

Jonah, I'm late.

Jonah, stop!

Jonah, stop!

Jonah, stop.

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! Stop it!

Jonah.

Jonah. Jonah, stop.

Jonah. Jonah.

Jonah's great.

Just a little rubbing motion like always.

Just being your own best friend?

Just don't make it personal.

Just gonna... do a compress.

Just got to figure out how we're gonna pay for it.

Just say what you mean.

Just so you know.

Just take it.

Just...

Kon'nichiwa.

Last time we were talking about, um...

Legs have veins, my tits have veins, my veins have veins.

Let me see.

Let me sit down.

Let you stay and go up, but...

Let's do your arm.

Let's do your arms.

Let's go home and I'll I'll breastfeed her.

Let's have a conversation.

Lighter. Lighter.

Like a garbage truck at 5:00 a.m.

Like Draculaura.

Like out out, to the city.

Like?

Listen, I decided to call that night nanny.

Look at my boobs. They're all sexual.

Look at those lips.

Look, Mia's been sleeping through the night

Look, that's a bakery for dogs.

Look, we're almost home.

Look, we're, um, getting the aide, the one aide.

Maria and Julio, they never shut up.

Marlo, I'm so sorry.

Marlo, remind me after dinner

Marlo, she's your mini.

Marlo, you're glowing.

Marlo!

Marlo?

Marlo?

Marlo.

Marlo...

May I come in?

May I?

Maybe we don't need the brush.

Meow.

Meow.

Mermaids!

Mia.

Mid 40s, who needs the surprise, right?

Mine, too. That's why I played it.

Miss Marvish tells me that he is still having

Mm hmm.

Mm. Sounds about right.

Mm. You called her.

Mom, I can't find my books.

Mom, I need water.

Mom, is this real?

Mom, what's wrong with your body?

Mommy.

Mommy's joking again.

Most of the cells in your body have divided and regenerated

My baby.

My boss once gave me the flu.

My English lit degree really paid off.

My mommy made them.

My roommate.

New ship.

New York?

Next.

Night night.

Night.

No shit. I knew a guy who had one of these once.

No, actually her cells will hang around

No, don't be. He's a dick.

No, fuck that!

No, I enjoyed it.

No, I know, and that's the problem, okay?

No, I was in my house.

No, I, I get it a lot.

No, I'm just pretty much napping mostly.

No, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

No, it doesn't.

No, it's just a regular diner.

No, it's... no.

No, just be like a friendly waitress

No, lighter. Lighter, lighter.

No, Marlo, expulsion is a punishment.

No, Mommy's joking, honey, like a clown.

No, no, no, don't, please. You're enjoying it.

No, no, no, honey, the other lot is full.

No, no, no!

No, no, you don't have to go.

No, she doesn't breastfeed your ba...

No, she makes eye contact.

No, that's not true, actually.

No, we don't provide aides.

No, we don't.

No, we got a place to sleep, we got diapers.

No, what is it?

No, you can't quit.

No, you're empty on this side.

No, you're not gonna feed Mia.

No, you're right, I'll just cancel it.

No.

No. She wakes you up,

No. She will. She'll grow a little overnight.

Nobody wants to fuck mommy, okay?

Nobody's gonna flush, I promise.

Nobody's in there.

Nope.

Not banana feet. Come on.

Not just Mia.

Not yet.

Not...

Nothing is the same. It's a new ship, baby.

Nothing, I'm just in sort of a fucked up relationship.

Nothing's changed.

Nouveau bateau.

Now I'm just gonna squeeze, okay?

Now you blow out through the leaves.

Of course you do.

Officially shitty.

Oh, all right.

Oh, come on.

Oh, give me a smile.

Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm starving.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, historically, those have been my favorite people.

Oh, I can put on headphones

Oh, I don't... um...

Oh, I loved her.

Oh, I'm sorry, quirky, 'cause he's a fucking pocket watch.

Oh, it's milk.

Oh, Marlo.

Oh, my God, you did.

Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Jonah, nobody's in there!

Oh, my God. You should be.

Oh, my...

Oh, my... Just hold still.

Oh, no, I was just, it was on TV.

Oh, no, not in months.

Oh, no, this is, like,

Oh, no, we don't...

Oh, okay.

Oh, please, excuse me.

Oh, she's so sweet.

Oh, so we have a little visitor today, huh?

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's it?

Oh, they're with Shasta.

Oh, this. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Is this a '50s diner?

Oh, what am I going to do without you?

Oh, what's her talent?

Oh, what's she like?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That feels good.

Oh, you mean the baby?

Oh, you're great.

Oh, you're starting to look like Ma.

Oh, you've got a girl.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Are you on maternity leave yet?

Oh. In the '80s, there was this giant boat

Oh. Well, why don't you guys just talk about it?

Oh...

Oh... oh, God.

Okay, come here, come here. Let me get you.

Okay, come. Quick, quick, quick.

Okay, good.

Okay, here.

Okay, I mean I guess there was some pretty bad depression

Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs.

Okay, let go, I'm late.

Okay, Marlo, you need to take the night off.

Okay, Marlo...

Okay, so if she's a barnacle,

Okay, you know, it was inspired by one

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

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Okay.

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