Diary of a Wimpy Kid Edit

A Actually, it's a jour

A butt can't be cute. lt's a butt.

A cast? That's serious!

A kid like George Deveney is at the top of the food chain,

A tree?

About seIf worth and esteem.

About what happened to the kindergarteners last week.

Absolutely.

Actually, we're in middle school. My bedtime's not until 9:00.

Afraid to lose?

After I turned in my comic, all I could do was wait.

After l stood. . .

After school, wanna come over and play?

Ah! It is an acid puddle!

All right, bulldog Heffley. Meet your new opponent.

All right, class, l'm Mrs. Flint. Everybody take your seats!

All right, everybody.

All right, ladies! Gather around !

All right, let's see what you got.

All right, outstanding !

All right, Patty, calm down.

All right, smile.

All right, well, Greg, your voice is too high for any of the other male roles.

All right! Fregley!

All right.

All right. I I mean, I'm fine with that.

All right. lt's not a competition

All right. That's my boy.

All the way! All the way! You're like a machine!

All these stuffed animals, that bedspread, and what's with this Joshie guy anyway?

All you guys better scram or l'm gonna kick your butts, too!

Am l great at this or what?

Am l the only one who gets comedy?

And after that, it just becomes life.

And all those things you think are important now won't be anymore.

And another thing.

And Collin's sleeping over tonight.

And Dad is doing that thing that he does on Halloween.

And don't be seen with Rowley.

And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety PatroI.

And finally, whatever you do,

And girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore.

And he's right handed! He can feed himself just fine.

And how many followers you have on social media.

And I can't believe it was just a week ago

And I hope you'll remember who your real friends are, Rowley.

And I really don't want anyone knowing we're doing this, okay?

And I toId him he couId work on the cartoon with me.

And I'll tell you another thing that I was right about.

And if l tell the truth about it, it could hurt somebody.

And if l would have pinned her,

And if nobody wants you sitting at their table,

And it would only take, like, three months.

And it's all your fault for ditching me.

And it's all your fault!

And it's not just in the hallways.

And it's our job to stop it.

And just like that, I did.

And l am way too smart to touch somebody who ate the cheese.

And l couldn't see through the bushes.

And l expect a full apology to the kindergarteners.

And l felt better.

And l finally decided to do the right thing.

And l got Twisted Wizard Two, and a new bike!

And l need something to make me a class favorite.

And l think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this.

And l would enjoy some like minded company

And let's. . . Let's hear it for our other winner.

And look. Our lockers are right next to each other.

And me, too. l want to be the one who says, "Zoo wee Mama."

And no North Side!

And nobody gets seriously injured,

And nobody's risking that.

And now you're gonna pay for busting my tire.

And now, Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone,

And now, what you've all been waiting for.

And on the X ray, you could see where the bone just snapped right in half.

And Patty Farrell says Mrs. Norton already promised her Dorothy.

And people find out what those teenagers made him do,

And people'll wanna read about my early years. So I'm doing this for them.

And pick up my copy of Twisted Wizard.

And Ronnie McCoy is scratching his head wondering what the heck happened.

And seIected the new cartoonist for the school paper.

And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy.

And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.

And so there it sat,

And so you peed on him?

And someone finds out what these guys made him do,

And sometimes, when somebody's worth it,

And that was real.

And that's what started the Cheese Touch.

And the best part is,

And the biggest change is who's popular and who's not.

And the cheese!

And the new cartoonist is…

And the winner is

And then one day… Hmm.

And then they planted trees.

And then you and l can wrestle each other.

And then, you're dead.

And they cooked them and they ate them.

And things are good with me and Rowley.

And though doctors assure us that Mrs. Cheznik is no longer contagious,

And to this day, it sits on the blacktop,

And to this day, on Halloween night,

And we got two

And we made it with still a ton of candy.

And we're going to take a family trip to New York City for New Year's Eve!

And you even get to say, "Zoo wee Mama."

And you just carry all your stuff around with you all day?

And you know what, people?

And you will be Skins.

And you, well,

And you're just jealous because I discovered him first.

And you're lucky to have a big brother

And you're stuck next to some idiot for the rest of the year.

And, FYl, school doesn't start at 4:00 in the morning !

And, I don't know, play some Twisted Wizard?

Anyway, let's play some Twisted Wizard Two at your house.

Are they suspicious?

Are they talking about me?

Are we safe? Yeah.

Are you all right?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you going to eat us?

Are you gonna go, or are you just gonna sit there?

Are you insane? School doesn't start till next week.

Are you kidding me, Rowley? That's obviously a made up story.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? You were totally about to start crying.

Are you ready to have some fun out there?

Are you sure the doctor was right?

Are you two gonna fight or keep dancing with each other?

Are you wearing eyeliner?

Aren't comics supposed to make you laugh?

Aren't you too old for trick or treat?

Arr!

As if I even care if he...

As if!

As they roam the woods, looking for more kids to sacrifice!

As waking up in the morning and going to the bathroom.

As you make that awkward transition between child and teenager

Ashamed ! Nice.

At first,

At Ieast it's not an acid puddle.

At the kids on the street

Attention, students. After careful consideration,

Avoiding the pain.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. But I like recess.

Awesome!

Band members only. Not today, guys.

Beat it.

Because everyone here is already a superstar to me.

Because everything else about middle school stinks.

Because I needed to focus on my own situation.

Because if Rowley ever tries to run for President

Because if Rowley ever tries to run for president when he grows up

Because it's our choices that make us who we are.

Because it's so obvious that

Because l'm gonna be in the paper a lot.

Because l'm not playing that game.

Because telling the truth would make things worse for everybody.

Because that's the kind of friend I am.

Because the guys who make backpacks aren't cool.

Because today's litterer and jaywalker

Because your teacher might make that your permanent seat.

Because, seriously, who wants to see a movie about a kid

Belong to something?

Besides, getting crushed is better than being seen with that freak job.

Better.

Big Wheel accident.

Bingo night. Okay, you guys are dead.

Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!

Boo!

Bro, dude's with the weirdo.

Brock Branigan P.l.! What are you doing here?

Broken?

Brother turning on sister.

Bryan Little getting mono was destiny.

Bubby!

Bubby!

Bubby!

Bubby!

Bubby!

Bubby! Bubby!

Bubby! Candy!

Bubby.

Bubby. Greg?

Bulldogs, you stay right there.

Busted.

But

But after a whole week went by,

But anyway, this is about me, not Rowley.

But at Ieast I wasn't humiIiated.

But at least it's something. Come on, Toto.

But by the time Halloween rolled around, Rowley started to slip again.

But can we be partners?

But does this mean my brain is shrinking?

But for now, I'm stuck in middle school…

But he built himself up with the weights!

But here's the thing. Rowley's dad has never really liked me.

But I don't want to go back out there.

But I figured, after a while,

But I gotta go to the bathroom!

But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him.

But if I could, I would forget everything.

But if l don't, it could hurt somebody else.

But if Rowley ever steps out of line,

But if the Goat Man was real,

But if we were in the play,

But in 20 years, Quentin here will be working for me.

But it turns out… Shh.

But it's good to have him around for laughs.

But it's so good !

But Joshie is cool.

But l can't just ditch him.

But l didn't think they'd start the story here.

But l really have to go.

But l swear, he was just. . .

But l'm allergic to dairy!

But l'm gonna be fine.

But l'm not entirely sure that was the right call.

But luckily, I'm not alone in this middle school thing.

But Manny will just slow us down.

But maybe l can fix him.

But now, all the rules have changed.

But one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.

But perhaps a better way to look at it is that

But Rowley was still giving me the siIent treatment.

But sometimes you have to do that sort of thing to help a friend.

But stay in the neighborhood.

But telling Rowley to lie to his parents is just just

But that means we'll miss Algebra. . .

But that's only one spot. We need two.

But the cheese remained.

But the house was full of devil worshipers

But then he made friends with CoIIin just to mess with me.

But then I heard that annoying inner voice.

But then l just started drawing a bunch of Zoo wee Mamas

But there's one way for sure to get to the bottom.

But there's two straps.

But they don't match.

But they forgot to turn off the ovens.

But they pretend to be part of my social scenery

But two can play at that game.

But we always do everything together.

But we barely even know each other.

But we don't need that much candy.

But wha what's the Cheese Touch?

But what I do remember

But whatever you do, don't mention the Rumble Trike.

But when does he say, "Zoo Wee Mama"?

But when my mom went out to buy this thing,

But you always do the chicken thing to me.

But you gained 1 0 pounds and joined the Bulldog class.

But you joined the Safety Patrol?

But you said only popular kids get seats at the table.

But you're way better at riding than me. I can never do it as good as you.

But your band is still playing.

But, like, how are they gonna pay?

But, of course, she didn't listen.

But, um, I'm lactose intolerant.

But, you know, it's nice to meet someone

But. . . Pick it up.

By getting wasted with so caIIed friends

Bye.

Can he say, "Zoo wee Mama"?

Can I help?

Can I peek at your infection?

Can I sign it?

Can l have the backpack?

Can l sign your cast? Me, too.

Can l throw at you now? Later.

Can l wrestle somebody good now?

Can we go now?

Can we stop talking about this? I think I hear some

Can you believe that throw though? I mean

Can you get up and come behind me?

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Hey?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can you say, "Oh?"

Can't be late for your first day of school.

Can't you just stay over there?

Can't. l need to bulk up.

Candy! Wait!

Candy's like money in middle school. We can buy someone's lunch seats off them.

Cast you off into exiIe

Chair shot.

Check it out. lt's got a hair in it!

Check that out.

Check this one out. It's called "Creighton the Cretin."

Check this out. There's tons of things l qualify for.

Cheese Touch ! Greg Heffley has the Cheese Touch !

Cheese Touch!

Cheese!

Chihuahuas. Yeah.

Chirag Gupta wants to be Toto,

Chugga chugga chugga, choo choo!

Coach Brewer, can you step over here for a moment,

Come and get it then ! Come on.

Come on ! Don't worry! l'm right behind you !

Come on ! What you waiting for, huh?

Come on, Greg Heffley!

Come on, guys. We need to pick up the pace a little.

Come on, man, just pull my finger.

Come on, people, move it! Now, people! We're gonna get eaten !

Come on, put the knitting down ! Let's go!

Come on, Rowley.

Come on, Rowley. We can stock up on candy for the year!

Come on, that was pretty funny.

Come on, what's wrong with you guys? Start punching !

Come on, you babies!

Come on!

Come on. Almost there.

Come on. I was eating that.

Come on. l'm just keeping time to the music.

Come on. We're just having some fun, right?

Come on. You got it.

Coming from Uranus to check my style

Cool ! Mine, too!

Cool. Let me see yours.

Could this day get any better?

Cover me!

Cut him loose now or you both drown.

Cute butt!

Danger, danger

Danger, danger

Darren had the Cheese Touch!

Darren touched the cheese!

Dear Gregory

Dear Gregory,

Did he just say that?

Did it make you more popular at school?

Did l tell you or did l tell you?

Did you hear that? lt's the devil worshipers.

Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face,

Did you say, "Rumble Trike"?

Did you think that was funny? What the

Did your mom dress you this morning?

Dieter has the Cheese Touch !

Do spy a fair and sweet maiden

Do the right thing, Greg.

Do the right thing.

Do they even know how to do this?

Do we get free stuff?

Do you believe me now? That girl is crazy town.

Do you have anything you wanna say to women

Do you have my back?

Do you just go to a different room for each class?

Do you know how many video games l could've gotten instead?

Do you know what?

Do you think he's a goat on the top and a person on the bottom?

Do you think our teachers will let us wear our costumes to school tomorrow?

Do you think the Goat Man is gonna get us?

Does owning this magazine make you a better person?

Does this scab smell funny to you?

Don't be such a wuss, Heffley.

Don't call me.

Don't care.

Don't come by my house. We're done.

Don't get noticed. Don't choose the wrong locker. Don't. . .

Don't get the Cheese Touch.

Don't let Rodrick scare you, Greg.

Don't look down, Manny.

Don't make eye contact, and they won't even notice you're here.

Don't make me come over there and beat you up again !

Don't sit down. Don't raise your hand. Don't go to the bathroom.

Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at anyone. Don't go anywhere.

Don't use the bathroom on the second floor.

Don't worry, Fregley, l'll take it easy on you.

Don't worry. As long as we hear the music, we're okay.

Don't you ever say hi or hello before you start talking?

Don't you have to be funny for that?

Don't you know anything about music?

Don't you think it's time to grow up, Rowley?

Don't you think it's time to start acting our age?

Don't you want a turn riding? I've gone three times in a row.

Doth she know to where it goes

Doth she know to where it goes

Down the winding yellow road

Down the winding yellow road

Downloaded from YTS.MX

Eat it or l'll shove the entire thing down your throat.

Eat this!

Especially the nonsense about the cheese.

Even if it wasn't exactly the way l planned it.

Even when I tried to make the first move.

Ever hear of Title lX?

Everybody, shoulder to shoulder. Shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone else who's sick of it, step forward and join me!

Everyone's looking to get rid of their candy.

Ew!

Ew.

Ew. It's so gross.

Exactly!

Fashion is easy.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Fight, fight, fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Finally told their parents the whole story.

Finders, keepers.

Fine, then leavers, losers.

Fine.

Fine. 8:30 and not a second later.

First comes Iove...

First of all, let me get something straight.

First of all, watch where you sit on the first day of school,

First you disobey me and go to Snake Road.

For having owned this offensive magazine?

For our annuaI History of Plumbing excursion.

For showing dignity under false suspicion, l am promoting you

For the first time since I stepped through those double doors,

For the rest of middle school.

For the school paper?

For who?

Forget I said anything.

Found what?

Fourth grade? That one was ugly.

Frank, don't do that with your food. It's weird.

Frank, Frank, honey, honey, can you go with them?

Frank? Greg?

Free hot cocoa.

Fregley must have bumped his head when he was IittIe, like, really hard.

Fregley!

Fregley! Fregley! Fregley!

Fregley! That's the only candy bar I had that wasn't wet.

Fregley. Sent home for hygiene issues at Ieast once a month.

Friend turning on friend.

From space?

From the Hudson River out to the NiIe

From yonder glen !

Fun? That's the exact opposite of fun!

Gag me with a spoon.

Geronimo!

Get away from me!

Get off me!

Get off of me!

Get out of here, you punks!

Get out of here. Heads up!

Get the ball!

Getting a seat at lunch is not a problem anymore.

Getting ready for. . .

Give it back, Rodrick!

Give it back! Stop!

Give it! Come on !

Give me some space here.

Go ahead and talk. We're a band and we have no secrets.

Go ahead, put my rhymes on trial

Go fish.

Go to bed.

Go to bed. l got him.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Mom's about to flip out!

Go. Go! Whoa, whoa.

Going to the North Side, huh?

Good God, man ! You almost got the Cheese Touch.

Good morning !

Good thoughts, Rowley. Good thoughts.

Good thoughts. All positivity.

Good. Because you would be in big trouble if you did.

Got it?

Got it.

Got numbers beyond what you can dial

Got you !

Gotcha.

Great job.

Great story. We're gonna go now.

Great.

Greg !

Greg ! Huh?

Greg ! lt's those guys from Halloween !

Greg ! You're famous! Right on the front page!

Greg and RowIey sitting in a tree

Greg Heffley was suspended from the school Safety Patrol !

Greg Heffley, l love you !

Greg Heffley, what a lovely soprano voice you have. l'm stunned !

Greg Heffley, you want to jumpety jump?

Greg Heffley's in my room ! Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca.

Greg Heffley's in my room.

Greg started it. l just came in here to take a shower.

Greg, come on, man. Trust me.

Greg, did you throw Manny off his. . .

Greg, is that dirt on your back to school clothes?

Greg, please don't fire me.

Greg, please forget everything that you just heard.

Greg, run!

Greg, save some for everybody else, honey.

Greg, what are you doing up making all this noise?

Greg! What do I do? What do I do?

Greg?

Greg?

Greg? Coaster. Where's he. . .

Greg? Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg? Greg? Greg?

Greg? You're relieved of your Safety Patrol duties, effective immediately.

Greg's best friend.

Greg's going to middle school?

Gregory, tell us about your childhood !

Growing more foul and powerful by the day.

Guess you threw it away by accident.

Guys, come over. Come check out the fight.

Guys, Greg and Rowley are gonna fight.

Guys?

Ha ha! Oh!

Hair color…

Handing it to you is like touching you

Hang on to Manny!

Happy Birthday!

Have Mr. Humphreys show you around

Haven't you seen the movie?

Having the Cheese Touch hasn't been as bad as I thought.

He became an outcast.

He can feed himself just fine, okay?

He can't be Dorothy! l'm Dorothy!

He changed my clock!

He couldn't get his cast wet!

He doesn't.

He had to eat his lunch on the floor.

He has mono and he's going to be out for three months.

He has the Cheese Touch. Oh, ew!

He took the Cheese Touch with him.

He walks us better!

He won't have a chance.

He won't have a chance.

He's a lip synching pop star whose fans are eight year old girls.

He's an exceIIent buffer between me and these morons.

He's definitely not middle school ready.

He's fine.

He's fine. Aren't you, Manny?

He's gonna come running back.

He's got all the Neanderthals on the same team.

He's got the Cheese Touch !

He's just trying to make kids like us feel bad.

He's lying ! He was gonna kill me 'cause l was in his room !

He's not quite clear on the concept of growing up.

He's the same age as y

Heads up!

Heads up.

Hear that? Click, click, click, click.

Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!

Heffley! Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!

HeIIo?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me.

Her parents threatened to sue,

Here comes the airplane.

Here, Bubby.

Here, I put it on this piece of paper so you can get me back.

Here, l put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Here's my journal. Now, shoo, shoo.

Here's some extra booty for your bucket.

Here's what you need to know.

Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.

Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.

Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.

Here's your yearbook. You're not in it that much.

Hey, Bryce.

Hey, Bryce.

Hey, Bubby, l think you dropped an apple.

Hey, fella!

Hey, fella.

Hey, Greg ! You want to come over and play?

Hey, Greg Heffley.

Hey, Greg!

Hey, Greg.

Hey, Greg.

Hey, Greg.

Hey, Greg. Hey!

Hey, Greg. I couldn't find you after school.

Hey, Gregory, want to sign the card?

Hey, guys, wanna see my secret freckle?

Hey, guys. Check it out.

Hey, guys. Do you like break dancing?

Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy,

Hey, hey!

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, l forgot my raincoat, so l'm gonna need you to walk the kids home today.

Hey, l wasn't ready!

Hey, l'm the one who broke his hand.

Hey, little brother.

Hey, maybe l'm a critic, a cynic

Hey, oh!

Hey, reflector dude, nice costume!

Hey, Rodrick. l need you to help me out. Like. . .

Hey, Rowley, congratulations.

Hey, Rowley, my mom says it's okay for me to sleep over tonight.

Hey, Rowley.

Hey, Rowley.

Hey, they're going through the yard !

Hey, this kid's got a diary.

Hey, what did you get for lunch? Today I have a jacket.

Hey, what's that?

Hey, you're supposed to be my friend

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Oh!

Hey! Oh!

Hey! Over there.

Hey! Stay right there! We're gonna get you !

Hey! We could try for cutest friends!

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. What did he have to say?

Hi !

Hi, Fregley. I was just, um, getting getting my football.

Hi, how was your summer? My summer was awesome.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. l'm Angie.

High Voltage

High Voltage

Hmm.

Hmm. I'm not sure.

Hmm…

Hold on, don't you want it? Okay!

Honestly, it it'll scare him half to death.

Honey, for goodness sakes, don't do that again.

Honey, l'm sorry.

Hot, hot, hot, hot

How about a tickle fight?

How about if we just play a quick game of cards and call it a night?

How about just like a couple more houses, okay?

How are we gonna throw apples at Dorothy without arm holes?

How are you going to beat him?

How are you going to do that?

How are you this bad?

How can you trust him with the lead role in the play?

How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?

How fun, Greg Heffley!

How?

How'd the trees get there?

How'd you feel about a sleepover?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Sissy!

I I think we made a mistake.

I am thinking.

I can show you my room.

I can't believe we never thought of bringing Manny.

I can't deal with this. I need to be sitting at a table.

I can't ditch him 'cause he'd be Iost without me.

I can't tell you how to make things right.

I could've beaten you with my little pinkie.

I could've taken you with my eyes closed.

I couldn't have Rowley hog all the attention,

I ditched you? More like the other way around.

I do wanna be good, Mom.

I don't even like candy all that much.

I don't know what to do with you, Greg.

I don't know. I mean, Manny looks tired.

I don't know. I thought if we…

I don't wanna get Rowley in trouble for lying,

I don't wanna waste my time again

I doubt he's ever gonna be rich and famous,

I draw cartoons aII the time. l'm gonna win this.

I got you. I'm tickling you. Ha ha!

I guess I can't do the wrestling unit in Phys Ed?

I guess you and your new friend will have to find something else to do.

I guess.

I had something in my eye.

I have to put a plastic bag over my arm in the shower for a whole month.

I heard that Peter Mud and Alicia Tango got their braces stuck together

I just don't wanna put a target on our backs, you know?

I knew if I told him what really happened,

I know it's in there.

I love it.

I mean

I mean, that's really awful and everything.

I need to change my situation now!

I reaIized Rowley's injury thing was a pretty good racket.

I realized I couldn't compete with Rowley's stupid injury.

I run the marathon till the very last mile

I specifically told her not to get a book that said "Diary" on it.

I think he might be a little nervous, actually.

I think I hurt my arm.

I think I'd better go home.

I think it'd be funnier if he said, "Zoo Wee Mama!"

I think Shelly is looking hot today.

I thought you were babysitting that kid.

I told them I tripped on a rock playing Duck, Duck, Goose, like you said.

I told you someone was going to get hurt playing that.

I told you, like, a million times, Rowley.

I told you, Rowley.

I was glad Rodrick gave me a few pointers, so I knew what not to do.

I was throwing a football in the street with Rowley.

I was wondering if I could stop by your house today

I wasn't invisible.

I wonder what is in this cute IittIe box.

I'll let everyone know who really ate the you know what.

I'll meet you back here at the door after school.

I'm glad Rowley's along for the ride,

I'm gonna tickle, tickle.

I'm Greg Heffley, Rowley's best friend.

I'm here to soIve the case of the boy who just needed to be himseIf.

I'm okay.

I'm permanently scarred from that night.

I'm smaIIer than about 95% of the kids at my school...

I'm so glad I can't remember every little thing that happened.

I'm sorry I ate your candy and chased you with a booger.

I'm sorry, Mom. I just…

I'm still gonna eat it.

I'm sure I'm not at the top of the ladder, but at least I'm not at the bottom.

I'm the one who broke his arm.

I'm thinking I might either run for student council

I'm trying to decide if I wanna try out for the Scarecrow or the Cowardly Lion.

I'm trying to raise a good kid.

I'm working on something better.

I've blocked out big parts of that night.

I've pretty much got the run of the place.

I've told you that a million times.

If Mom's expecting me to write down my feelings or whatever,

If my mom found out we were playing this game, she'd go nuts.

If things go the way l think they will.

If you don't do something, I'm gonna fall asleep.

If you get in my way, l will beat you up,

If you just stick with me, everything will be fine.

If you were the fastest runner, you were the most popular.

If you're only supposed to use one?

In fact, aside from Rowley, there's only really

In fact, I really need to be

In fact, I've got a whole table to myself.

In fact, they're better than good.

In middle school,

In terms of popularity from one to 200,

In your face, Greg! That's three in a row.

Is because one day I'm gonna be rich and famous.