Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Edit

A space phasing alien horror blob

A terrifying, deadly space anomaly.

About your best friend.

Access The Tallest's computers and retrieve their flight plan.

Ah, here we go.

Ahh.

Alien horror blob energized by a purely theoretical

All is going according to plan, but there's still much to do, GIR.

All right, now what?

All right, test children.

All this time trying to subjugate the humans,

Already, children around the world

Also, I found this little moose thing.

Also, stupid.

Also, what is love?

An energy field of limitless, chaotic potential.

And all his other non scientific nonsense.

And all I had to do was charge them for it.

And as far as you know, he might just be gone for good.

And bring me everything that could be Phase Two.

And channels it outward as pure peace and joy.

And claim my rightful place as...

And destroy the Membrane family!

And dreaming up all that crazy stuff.

And find Dad, but Clembrane's fast.

And get ready for the most peaceful Peace Day

And I just haven't seen

And I just made some exciting new changes to the bracelet.

And I liked you better when you were a toilet!

And I owe it all to

And I sure love steering!"

And I'm all that stands between Zim

And is "Florpus Hole" as cool as it sounds?

And it's not easy for him.

And joining us for our countdown to Peace Day

And just in time.

And my greatest plan shall be revealed!

And nobody is as excited for the big celebration as I am.

And open humanity's eyes

And prepare it for the coming invasion.

And see that there was something bigger out there,

And starting this incredible hallucination.

And stop obsessing over all the little things

And that guy,

And that will never happen!

And that's the story about how I turn into a giant pizza.

And the annihilation of our world.

And then I gotta roll around in them pizzas,

And then, I don't know,

And there,

And watch.

And when Peace Day comes,

And while the rest of your kind were easily fooled,

And with the help of his vile mechanical servants,

And world peace, but, oh, theoretically...

And yeah, I already tried busting out every possible way.

And you know I eat a lot of honey now.

And you'll be in control of everything.

Anyhow, send that transmission through.

Anyhow, terrible work on the signs, GIR,

Are beginning to hold hands.

As punishment, you will be stripped of your Invader rank,

As well as the planet Earth.

As you know, tomorrow is Peace Day,

At the sight of Zim!

Aww, thank you.

Back where it belongs?

Because I am human and inferior and disgusting

Because I forgot Phase Two,

Because it's real, Dad!

Before Dib gets back into annoying fighting shape.

Behold my victory!

Behold, my boy child!

Besides, The Tallest'll get here long before there's any trouble.

Breakfast is ready.

But all those things don't exist,

But come on.

But I wish, just once,

But it's not like anyone can just walk out the front door.

But maybe a little help?

But maybe we can... Hmm.

But now, you're dumb.

But okay.

But only with the addition of a purely theoretical

But really we were just getting rid of him because he's awful?

But specifically, Dad.

But that was only Phase One of my evil plan.

But the children of Earth are letting me down.

But then you told me about the power of the bracelet,

But this is your greatest work ever.

But try to be more understanding.

But we need your help.

But we're going straight.

But where's Earth?

But who's that? Pudding break.

But you can't! I am Zim!

But you hate Zim even more.

But, Dib, let it go.

But... [screams]

But... they my family.

Buy my bracelet,

Bweakfast is da most science y meal of da day.

By something that looks like Dad having an allergic reaction

Can't fight back.

Chair Dib.

Chair fused to butt.

Children. We discovered they generate

Come on, man.

Computer, did you put The Tallest on hold?

Computer, how much longer do I have before The Tallest arrive?

Computer, put them on hold. Oh, no.

Computer, what is that thing in space that just happened?

Computer, zoom out.

Computer! Laugh with me!

Computer?

Correct.

Could a dead Zim do this?

Could you use it to teleport the Earth

Create a galactic star gate of sorts, yes.

Created by the incredibly stupid teleportation of an entire planet.

Dad, hurry!

Dad, if you had that purple space moose,

Dad, nobody believes me,

Dad, that was Zim,

Dad, the Earth's minutes away from being destroyed!

Dad, trying to save the Earth from Zim's alien evil

Dad!

Dad!

Dad's announcing the new Membracelet tomorrow.

Deal.

Deployed all around the world.

Dib,

Dib, check out how huge your head looks on TV.

Dib, no. Look at you.

Dib!

Dib?

Dib's finally letting go of his silly obsession

Did it, Dib? Did it?

Did we win? Did we win?

Did we win? Did we win?

Did we win? Did we win?

Did we win? Did we win?

Did we win? Did we win?

Did you build me that throne I asked for?

Did you have to sit in the toilet?

Did you use your alien stuff to take over the control room?

Directly in the path of the Irken Armada.

Disconnect my seat sensors

Disguised as one of us,

Do not try to understand the ways of my people, Dib!

Do you know how?

Do you see what this means, human?

Do you still have that ham I gave you?

Does this please you?

Don't even joke about that, Dad.

Don't even think of doing anything dumb, or

Don't hold hands!

Don't let go!

Don't wait up for us, Clembrane!

Don't worry about it, Gaz.

Don't!

Don't! Don't!

Earth is safe.

Earth? That means Zim!

Eh, probably.

Eh, something the matter, honey?

Eh?

Eh.

Either way, you're helpless to stop me,

Enjoying your losers' meal, eh, Dib?

Even Dad, world famous man of science will say,

Even if it was horrible, like Zim,

Ever since Zim vanished for good.

Every move I made, he was there to stop me.

Everyone, hold hands again.

Everything I've collected from my countless battles with Zim,

Evil, alien soldier of the Irken Empire

Excellent work, me.

Excellent.

Excellent. Now, just...

Fake? It's not...

Fetch me a soothing lozenge!

Flames, uh, peanuts?

Foodio 3000 hopes you love what I have made.

For incalculable nutrition!

For the awesome eventuality

Forward cannons now at full power.

From my daring travels into the unknown things

From one of the new mobile M Labs Stores

From the moment my mission began

Gaz, don't worry. Just go.

Gaz, I'm so sorry. Zim tricked me.

Gaz!

Get him kidnapped, and hand Zim the keys

Get off my lawn!

Get ready to see the truth, world,

GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat.

GIR, time is of the essence.

Give me the moose.

Go to my scheming lab,

Good morning, Da...

Good work, Foodio.

Great breakfast, Dad.

Greetings, fellow humans.

Ground you forever or something.

Ha! Nothing happened, Zim!

Hah, I think you're cool too, Minimoose.

Hah! But where are the flames?

Hail Zim!

Ham!

Hang on, Dad!

Happy Peace Day, son!

Has such a power.

Haunting my every move

Have you forgotten?

He just sits there in that chair getting grosser...

He knows we can still see and hear him, right?

He moved into my neighborhood,

He thinks I'm crazy like the rest of the world,

He vanished.

He went to my school,

He...

He's back! And he's doing stretches!

He's only a shmillion light years away

He's your brother, after all.

Helping us break our dad out of Moopington would

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dib! Dad says come to dinner!

Hey, don't... Wait.

Hey, keep it down out here.

Hey, remember Invader Zim?

Hey, what... what are you... Hey, that... that's...

Hey, Zim's evil robot.

Hey! You leave Clembrane alone!

Hi, Dib!

Hit the flames button!

Hitting me on the head

Hmm, besides reminding me how cool I look and sound,

Hmm, I'm sure it's there,

Hmm, leaping is good.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Ah ha!

Hmm.

Honey, fighting doodn't solve anything.

Hop in.

How can I help you, son?

How can you be so calm? That thing isn't Dad.

How come you kids don't play with the science puppy

How do you know?

How do you need more proof than this?

How far The Tallest are from Earth.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Humans are such fragile, goopy things.

I actually finally win?

I am Irk's finest Invader.

I am so very proud to announce...

I am, see? [laughing]

I can expose a real alien, you,

I can tell.

I can't believe I fell for your sad, shmoopy act!

I can't believe I'm saying it,

I can't remember the last time

I can't rule the world without cool flames shooting up behind me.

I can't shove without the shoving stick.

I captured from one of Zim's alien enemies.

I command you to return the moose

I did my best.

I didn't mean for any of this to

I don't love pudding. What's that smell?

I don't pay for a subscription. [laughs]

I don't think they heard anything.

I figured he could replace

I hardly recognize him anymore.

I hate him! He's the most

I hate this as much as you do,

I hope you can taste the love simulation I made it with.

I just couldn't get it to make pudding

I knew if I vanished for long enough,

I knew if they saw something amazing,

I launched that pug into space.

I like that we're funny.

I liked when he was dead.

I live here!

I love it!

I love Zim.

I made for you?

I make just for Peace Day.

I mean, I'm so incredible, even I don't know everything I do.

I must begin Phase Two

I must have sat in that toilet too long.

I need more time to remember Phase Two.

I need you to use the power of your Irken robot brain

I never hired any of you!

I only torment you because I know you can handle it.

I really can't remember what Phase Two is.

I remember getting hit on the head

I reveal it to the world.

I saw you this excited about science.

I see where you're going with this.

I smell pudding.

I think I know.

I think it's dirty.

I thought sharks were my friends.

I truly believe I'm falling to a hideous death!

I truly felt I had failed The Tallest,

I was born ready, Gaz.

I was gonna show people the truth.

I was hiding in the toilet.

I was in bad shape, then I got too in shape,

I was not a toilet!

I was supposed to save the world, Gaz,

I wonder who it could ever be.

I worry about that boy so much.

I'd be willing to bet that Zim will never, ever...

I'll expose Zim to the world,

I'm 12 years old.

I'm always proud of you.

I'm gonna lock you up, is what!

I'm here for you if you ever need to talk about stuff...

I'm here for you, buddy. Come here.

I'm over here, everybody.

I'm posing dramatically for when the Dib shows up.

I'm reading someone's newspaper.

I'm ready for everything you got!

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you."

I'm sure it's gonna be something special.

I'm switching people's mail around.

I'm trying to be miserable in my cheesy cocoon of misery.

I'm, eh, Professor Zim.

I've been monitoring your house, the school,

I've done way worse than throwing you in a space prison.

I've got a Zim to stop.

I've got some Tall company on the way.

I've got your back.

I've lost the respect of My Tallest!

I've teleported the Earth to a part of space

I've tried to be patient with your unscientific interests...

If Foodio 3000 could just perhaps

If I could somehow take control of Dad's keynote stream,

If The Tallest find out I failed to dominate the Earth

If you're so worried about the Florpus,

Imaginary?

Imagine if you stopped believing in, oh, video games.

In a very long time.

In my life.

Inside the pizza,

Inspiring me. It's funny, really.

Instead of fighting each other,

Interrupt your lovely, imaginary speech.

Intruder!

Invader Zim,

Is a huge success!

Is Bloaty the Pig.

Is Earth.

Is just part of growing up.

Is not nonsense.

Is that part of your brilliant plan, Zim?

Is that the ceramic clown puppy from our living room?

Is that The Tallest I see approa

Is that...

Is this update squeaking?

Isn't it time your brother joined us?

It got ten kinds of pizza

It is done, My Tallest.

It is I, Zim!

It makes it very difficult to get to the lawnmower.

It makes me look mysterious.

It will, as soon as it lets me fix it.

It's a lot more alive than I expected, though.

It's all my fault, Gaz. [groans]

It's been ten years, Gaz.

It's been two days, but yeah.

It's gone.

It's like looking into a mirror.

It's no use, Dib.

It's not easy taking care of two kids on my own...

It's not enough to simply attach

It's over, Zim.

It's working!

It's... I'll explain later.

Just calm down and...

Just get your dad to help.

Just hang on!

Just like you are, Happy Peace Day!

Just look at him. He's all messed up,

Just shove the food in here.

Keep zooming out until you find out

Lawrence!

Leaving me free to complete

Let's focus on the now, Dib.

Let's mix it up a bit.

Like a squak in my shmoopsquizz.

Like my computer said.

Like this?

Like, a million years.

Live in front of the entire planet.

Look at it. Isn't it funny?

Look at me being wrong.

Look at me steering with my wittle steering hands."

Look at them, GIR.

Look, ship, I get that you don't like me and all,

Looks great, Dad. I'm gonna eat that food.

Make it not happen.

Man, this guy.

Maybe bow down before me or something.

Me! Me! Let me do one.

Membracelet!

Membrane Labs. Who wants a better everything?

Mind control?

Minimoose, get in on this mayhem!

Minimoose!

Mmm hmm.

Moment I've been... [grunts and crashes]

Moo Ping 10,

More chair than man now.

My amazing new Peace Day Bracelet

My brilliant disguise.

My creation, Minimoose.

My Earthly arch nemesis is now a sad chair,

My leaders and biggest fans.

My name is Dib Membrane.

My new Peace Day edition Membracelet.

My plan was a success and I now have Dib's puppy clown thing,

My shmoop was no act.

My Tallest, I am pleased to report

My Tallest, the Earth...

My Tallest, you will be overjoyed to know

Nah, it's cool, Dad.

Needs me!

Needs more quality time with you.

No Irken would ever become a chair.

No luck.

No matter how evil it sounds.

No one else will. They could never see the truth.

No pressure, Dad,

No thanks to you working with the enemy.

No way! Be serious!

No, foody guy! I taking care of it.

No, no. GIR loves that place.

No, thank you. Zim forgets nothing.

No, that's Invader Jim. He's great.

No, this is all really happening.

No!

No!

No!

No!

Nobody believes me now, but I'll make them see.

Nobody reads newspapers anymore, but, no, stop!

Nobody stretches like that unless they're warming up for evil!

Normally, you crying on the floor is hilarious,

Not help Zim destroy it.

Not this nonsense again.

Now I'm back to normal shape.

Now The Tallest have to visit me next.

Now we don't have to turn.

Now, come on, everyone. Faster!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, step aside.

Now, this is what I like to see, GIR.

Now, to ascend this throne,

Of course it was!

Of course nothing happened, human.

Of course, he's our dad.

Of course!

Of course. Zim always wins...

Of dinner!

Oh, Dib, always kidding.

Oh, hello, son!

Oh, man, Dib, not the coat.

Oh, man, here we go.

Oh, man, no.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, so that other guy just retired and put me in charge,

Oh, son.

Oh, uh,

Oh, wait, there he is.

Oh, wait, you don't have a spaceship!

Oh, wait. Zim.

Oh, yeah. Give me a minute.

Oh!

Okay, Dad.

Okay, enough running and screaming.

Okay, it's not like we can just walk out the front door,

Okay, their defenses are about to go down.

Okay! Hold my hand.

On Moo Ping 10, also known as

On this beautiful, sunny day.

On this horrible planet, you've been there,

One so inspiring, the children will have no choice but to peace harder!

Only enough room in there for you guys, I guess.

Only one being in the known universe

Ooh, I see what you mean.

Ooh, what the... Where did

Oops.

Open a connection with the Almighty Tallest,

Our real dad's been kidnapped by Zim.

P.S. There is insufficient power to access the flight plan.

Pathetic humans fleeing in terror

People of Earth, of which I am one,

People would just wake up,

Personally overseeing the sale of his new Membracelet

Phase one of my evil plan, human.

Phase One of my most ingenious plan

Phase one.

Phase Two,

Phase Two!

Phase Two. It was Phase Two all along.

Play back any recordings of me discussing Phase Two.

Please say that was just a horrible nightmare.

Plotted to destroy everything we have,

Prepare to come on in!

Prepare your starving, gurgling child bellies

Prison to the galaxy's most infamous criminals.

Probably. Uh...

Proof? Proof?

Pudding break over.

Pudding.

Re encoded as nothing.

Relax.

Relax. It's Zim we're talking about.

Remember the time we lied and told him

Remember, kids,

Right.

Right. Now, about that pudding...

Sat too long.

Science projects bring families together.

Screamed a lot?

See? It's no use.

Sent by his diabolical masters,

She is crazy for pizza.

Shmillions of light years away from that path

Shouldn't spaceships fly?

Silence! I need to think!

Since Zim vanished, Dib's been in his room for,

Sirs, we still have quite a bit of time to change course.

Sitting in the toilet all this time?

Smellier.

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

So I brought this.

So I don't feel your terrible human butts in me.

So I'm used to defending our world on my own,

So long!

So that's pretty good.

So try not to breathe or think while the energy field is

So we didn't worry about it.

So, this show is just Zim laughing the whole time?

Something appears to have appeared in our path.

Something to unite against.

Son, it not nice to say bad things

Soon, the ring of children will connect right here,

Space hole to consider.

Space Prison!

Spencer! Devon!

Stay in school. Brush your teeth.

Stop calling him "Dad!"

Stop making the world more amazing.

Stop!

Straight ahead.

Take a bath!

Take... [gags]

Ten long years trapped in this house with the pudding monster.

Thank you, Gazlene.

Thanks, honey.

That can save Earth from your Florpus!

That I was hoping would be Phase Two of my plan.

That sounded like a yes to me.

That taco place you love so much.

That was of no help.

That your leaders only fly in a straight line?

That's crazy, yo.

That's good advice, Dad.

That's great news.

That's illegal. No!

That's my mom's pizza sticker.

That's our diversion. You ready?

That's right.

That's Tak's ship, an alien spaceship

That's the worst Dad impression ever,

The alien hunting briefcase?

The alien who almost destroyed the world, remember?

The Almighty Tallest,

The bracelet comes in four colors!

The children of the Earth will hold hands and...

The dark energy of space

The guy that sends us the donuts?

The ham!

The humans cower in fear before my superior Irken might,

The Irken Armada is already here.

The Irken Armada plans to conquer,

The laughing portion of the program.

The most diabolical phase of my plan,

The new Membracelet harnesses that childergy

The new Peace Day edition

The rest of your long, sad days as

The smell!

The smell's all me.

The Tallest aren't coming!

The Tallest haven't heard from me,

The Tallest said it was the most important mission of all.

The Tallest will be so happy!

The way you love so much.

The whole world'll be watching.

The world I just saved without anybody knowing.

The world would know there was

The world's not ready to see what you've become.

Their greatest and most incredible invader,

Their stupid eyes can't handle all this.

Then find more power, and be sneaky about it.

Theoretically, mmm hmm.

There, you see? It's just a shmorpus hole.

These bracelets are just prototypes,

These my kids and science and stuff.

Think, Zim. Think.

This is Dad's big night.

This is it! The... [grunts]

This is nothing. Get up!

This is the worst news I've ever heard.

This isn't the time for the giant pizza story, GIR.

This my special pizza

This spy coat isn't just to look cool.

This was a good idea, honey.

Tiny?

To activate them.

To another part of the universe!

To answer this call so I can tell them all about my success.

To bring about a peace unlike any

To create a song about peace.

To infiltrate Earth

To Membrane Labs while you and I are held prisoner

To prepare Earth for your arrival was a success.

To radioactive bees?

To the danger they were in all along. [chuckles]

To these bracelets.

Tomorrow at my big keynote event,

Too bad we're in prison.

Try the peanuts button.

Uh oh.

Uh, maybe later.

Uh, no, thank you.

Uh, uh, uh... [grunting]

Uh...

Um, okay.

Unacceptable.

Until space looked back.

Use the moose!

Useless dookie!

Vampire bees...

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. That place looks familiar.

Wait, are those peanuts?

Wait, do you mean Moo Ping 10?

Wait, really? Why?

Wait, why steer around the Earth

Wait! Computer,

Wait! Was that Phase Two?

Wait! Zim's an alien!

Waiting for!

Was to steal this whatever it is?

Watch helplessly as I begin...

We call that child energy "Childergy."

We can just steer around the

We did it, kids. Hurray for science.

We don't care, Zim.

We make history again.

We should all do everything he says,

We were sending him on a secret mission to Earth,

We're entering the Florpus!

Well, as a man of science, I need proof,

Well, he's dead.

Well, keep watching, Dookie Dib.

Well, now I'm sad. Wait!

Well, the last thing I remember was something

Well, we knew it was possible,

What are you doing here?

What do you have for us, Bloaty?

What do you say?

What do you think of my new bracelet?

What have you been up to, Zim?

What have you done, Zim?

What if I told you my plan all along

What is it?

What you gonna do about it? [blows raspberry]

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on in here?

What's happening? Is everything over?

What's with you and butts?

Whatever he's got planned, it's not gonna work.

When we can just blow it up?

When you've found your dog.

Where's my dad?

Where's the shoving stick?

Where's Zim?

Wherein I, uh...

Wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

Whew. Okay, Zim.

Which was my plan all along.

Who knows what they'll do?

Who's laughing now, Dib?

Who's me, son? I'm me.

Whoo! Yeah, yeah!

Why are you laughing?

Why aren't you saying I told you so?

Why aren't you stopping me?

Why don't you hop in your spaceship and go rescue him?

Why is this happening?

Why is Zim here?

Why, as a child,

Why, though? Brainwashing?

Wishing isn't very scientific, son.

With aliens and ghosts

With hope and wonder in my eyes.

Without me, there might not be an Earth to hold hands around.

Work harder for Zim.

Worse than I expected.

Would you like me to record any and all mention of Phase Two?

Yay! I missed you so much!

Yeah, look. [softly] Just go along with

Yeah, they're all experiments

Yeah, we're great at blowing stuff up.

Yeah!

Yeah! [laughs]

Yeah.

Yeah. Turning's no fun.

Yep, life's been pretty great

Yes, be joyous, you fools.

Yes, GIR, I'm just waiting for The Tallest

Yes, it is I, and Hmm?

Yes, my master!

Yes, sir! [shouts]

Yes, they did.

Yes, yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes. Yes.

You and Dib need more father son time together.

You couldn't even learn to make pudding the right way.

You didn't mean to ruin Dad's big show,

You do? Good work, GIR! Tell me.