Some Like It Hot Edit

A country club for retired bootleggers. I'm puttin' you up for membership.

A herring?

A man in my position has a responsibility to the stockholders.

A merger? How long will you be gone?

A sax player and a bass?

About the roadhouse?

According to our tax adviser, she's only so so.

After all, we don't wanna hurt Osgood's feelings.

After all, you work here and l work here. It's nice to have you with the organisation.

Ahoy, there.

Ahoy.

All aboard.

All aboard.

All lovey dovey and whisperin' and borrowin' each other's lipstick.

All right, boys, let's blow out of here. We'll take care of those guys later.

All right, boys. Now all together.

All right, Charlie.

All right, come on outta there.

All right, driver. Once around the park, slowly.

All right, drop 'em, you guys.

All right, everybody. Hands up.

All right, everybody. This is a raid.

All right, girls. From the top again.

All right, girls. Here are your room assignments.

All right, girls. Let's take it from the top. And put a little heat under it.

All right, girls. Who does this belong to?

All right, go ahead and starve. What do l care? Freeze.

All right, if you insist.

All right, Spats.

All right, what's goin' on around here?

All right, you're clean.

All that's left is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste all squeezed out.

All the girls drink. But I'm the one that gets caught. Story of my life.

All the way to Urbana for a one night stand?

All they have to do is play eight bars of ''Come To Me, My Melancholy Baby''

All those little people who have invested their life savings.

And a sax.

And always the same 400.

And another nice thing about this yacht lots of closet space.

And Cora Jackson?

And don't mess up the cake. l promised to bring back a piece to my kids.

And have him buy me 50,000 shares of Venezuelan oil.

And here you are, making a chump out of all those experts.

And I'm gonna keep an eye on you.

And just to show you what l think of you, Spats,

And keep your eyes on the road.

And l get goose pimply all over, and l come to 'em.

And l intend to keep it that way.

And l keep gettin' those alimony cheques every month.

And l wiped the steam off your glasses.

And lettin' them two witnesses get away. That sure was careless.

And tell her I've got a new batch of Rudy Vallee records.

And that phoney accent? Nobody talks like that.

And that's the bridge. So that you can get from one side of the boat to the other.

And there was goodies all around.

And they all just want one thing from a girl.

And they found her strangled with her own brassiere.

And were trying to find our way out.

And when l woke up, l wanted to swim right back to you.

And when they undress us, I'll die of shame.

And while you're at it, fill it up.

And why would a guy wanna marry a guy?

And you gotta be girls.

And you're makin' like Diamond Jim Brady.

And, if l say so myself, you made the right choice.

And, Mary Lou, do up your kimono when you ring for room service.

Answer the tele...phone.

Are my seams straight?

Are we in Florida?

Are you crazy? The place is crawlin' with mobsters.

Are you crazy? We're up the creek and you wanna hock the paddle.

Are you decent?

Are you the replacement for the bass and sax?

Aren't you a sweetheart.

As a matter of fact, I'm not coming back at all.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

As a matter of fact, l spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

As long as he has a yacht, a private railroad car and his own toothpaste.

As soon as we get a job, I'll take you to the swellest restaurant in town.

As soon as we're in Florida we'll blow this whole setup.

At a time like this? They wanna blast our heads off, and you wanna shave.

At Moe's Deli no more knockwurst on credit.

At the Seminole Ritz in Miami. Transportation and expenses all paid.

At the University of lllinois they're havin' a St Valentine's dance.

At two in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad.

Because we're pals. The two musketeers.

Because when people find out who l am,

Before that you had a pint in your ukelele...

Besides, it's none of our business if you guys wanna bump each other off.

Bessie let her hair grow and is playing with Stokowski.

Better bring a check in case the joint is raided.

Bienstock, l oughta fire you.

Bienstock!

Bienstock!

Big joke.

Big joke.

Big joke. What's the rap this time?

Bon voyage.

Boy, would l love to borrow a cup of that Sugar.

Boys, know anyzhing about any garage or witnesses?

Brains aren't everyzhing.

Bull fiddle.

But ain't l had the pleasure of meetin' you two broads before?

But certain men would try to take advantage of a situation like this.

But could l take another crack at it?

But don't worry about it, Sugar. We'll see a lot of each other.

But how long can we keep this up?

But I've got this thing about girls.

But it was too late.

But it's such a waste. A full moon, an empty yacht.

But l don't care. lt was such a bore.

But l say he's a man who'll go far.

But l say, you can't keep a good man down.

But l say: to err is human, to forgive divine.

But tell her not to worry. This'll be a quiet little midnight snack, just the two of us.

But that's the way the oil gushes.

But this time we'll make sure there are no witnesses.

But when you're on it, it's like a cruiser or a destroyer.

But you have. You've given me all that inside information.

But you're a girl thank goodness. That's why l joined this band.

But... you're not a girl. You're a guy.

Buttermilk.

By the way, did you get my flowers?

Bye, Sig. l wonder if I've got room for another ulcer.

Can't make an omelette without breakin' an egg.

Candlelight, mint sauce and cranberries.

Certainly not.

Charleston, Savannah, Jacksonville and Miami.

Cheerio.

Clothes hang better on you than they do on me.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on, boys.

Come on, Daphne.

Come on, girls, break it up.

Come on, kids. It's two o'clock.

Come on, now. Speak up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. On your feet.

Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?

Could be. You play the market?

Daddy's is in Venezuela. The company is laying a new pipeline.

Daphne can't talk right now. ls it urgent?

Daphne got a proposal tonight.

Daphne,

Daphne, you're bothering us.

Daphne?

Daphne? It's that naughty boy again.

Daphne.

Daphne.

Daphne. Cut it out. What do you think you're doing?

Daphne. Daphne, where are you?

Daphne. l had no idea you were such a big girl.

Did he get fresh?

Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?

Do come. lt'll be such fun.

Do you mind riding backwards? lt may take a little longer.

Do you use a bow, or do you just pluck it?

Doesn't matter.

Dolores, do you still have that vermouth?

Dolores, you sleep tight, you hear?

Don't call us. We'll call you.

Don't crowd me.

Don't fight it.

Don't give me the musketeers. How am l gonna keep him ashore?

Don't move.

Don't say that.

Don't worry about those two. They're as good as dead.

Don't worry, Spats. One of these days we're gonna dig up those two guys.

Drexel 9044.

Easy, now.

Elope? But there are laws, conventions.

Embalming people with coffee. 86 proof.

Especially tenor sax.

Ever hear of Deluxe Cleaners on Wabash Avenue?

Ever since then,

Extra. Extra. Seven slaughtered in North Side garage.

Face the wall.

Fat chance. Call him back and say I'm not goin'.

Fear of bloody aftermath. Extra. Extra.

First my glasses disappear, then one of my suitcases.

Florida Limited leaving on track one for Washington,

Follow me, please.

For he's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For instance, there's a certain party from Chicago,

For me?

Forget it. One false move and we're off the train.

Four,

Four, five, six, seven...

From satchel mouth at table seven.

From who? Toothpick Charlie maybe?

Galloping Ghost. He's 1 5 1 and it's his kind of a track. He's a real mudder.

Gee, l wish I'd been there.

Get a load of that rhyzhm section.

Get it while you're young. Fix your lips if you wanna look nice for Osgood.

Get out.

Get those two guys.

Girls, you'll wake up the neighbours downstairs.

Give me five minutes, then hit 'em with everything you got.

Give me that.

Gladys!

Gladys. Are ya there?

Go get some paper cups.

Go on. Tell me all about him.

Good evening, sir.

Good night, Gloria.

Good night, honey.

Good night, Sugar.

Good school. Your family doesn't object to your career?

Good. Then you won't be needing your car.

Goodbye, Charlie.

Goodbye, my darling.

Got a special tutor to read me books that were banned in Boston.

Got it. Supper, yacht, after the show. I'll tell her.

Grab a boat to South America and hide out in a banana republic.

Grab her.

Greased Lightning.

Happens to me all the time.

Have l got things to tell you.

Have you ever been with a male band?

Have you ever tried American girls?

Having an ulcer is like having a burglar alarm go off inside you.

He even got Charlie's last toothpick from the garage. Had it gold plated.

He said he'd come to hear us play maybe.

He wanted me to wear 'em tonight.

He wants to go to the Riviera, but l kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.

He wants to have supper with me on his yacht.

He's a real gentleman. You know. Not one of these grabbers.

He's not only got a yacht. He's got a bicycle.

He's picking me up at the pier.

He's the first nice guy I've met in my life. The only one that ever gave me anyzhing.

He's waiting for a signal from his yacht.

Hello, Charlie. Long time no see.

Hello, copper. What brings you to Florida?

Hello, my dearest darling. It's good to hear your voice.

Hello?

Hello. Let me talk to Bessie Malone.

Hello. Mr Morris? This is Poliakoff in Chicago.

Hello. Mr Poliakoff?

Help. Please. Help. Help.

Her father was the vice president of Hupmobile.

Here l am, doll.

Here we are, packed and ready to leave for Miami, and what happens?

Here we go.

Here, there and... around, and...

Here. I'll carry the instruments.

Here's the cocktail shaker.

Hey, Bienstock. You know, there's something funny about those new girls.

Hey, Dolores, will you see if there's any flowers outside?

Hey, l want another cup of coffee.

Hey, let's rub some ice on her neck.

Hey, Rosella, there's a party in upper 7.

Hey, Sheboygan. What was your last job? Playing square dances?

Hey, Sugar, it's for you. From the yacht.

Hey, there's a party in upper 7.

Hey, these are real diamonds.

Hey, you want some? It's bourbon.

Hey. Have you got any maraschino cherries on you?

Hey. Join us.

Hey. Join us.

Hey. That's no dame.

Hi, Jerry. Everyzhing under control?

Hi.

Hi. I'm the bass fiddle. Just call me Daphne.

Hi. Which of you dolls is Daphne?

Hired the most beautiful French upstairs maids.

His empty stomach has gone to his head.

His mother. We need her approval. But I'm not worried because l don't smoke.

His yacht?

Hiya, Spats.

Honest.

Honestly.

Honey? Hey, she called me ''honey''.

Hot diggety dog.

How about it? Has Poliakoff got anyzhing for us? We're desperate.

How about Rosemary Schultz?

How about that ''toodle oo''.

How about that one over there?

How about that talent, huh?

How are we gonna get outta here? How are we gonna eat?

How are we gonna retire him?

How can l? No matter where l go, there'll always be a Shell station on every corner.

How can you be so selfish? We owe rent. We owe $89 to Moe's Delicatessen.

How can you think about food at a time like this?

How did those holes get there?

How did you get that bracelet?

How do they keep their balance in these things?

How do you do?

How many boys are stuck on me?

How much do l owe the Milk Fund so far?

I wanna speak to Mr Morris.

I'd be out in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele.

I'd better blow. lf Colombo sees me, it's goodbye, Charlie.

I'd have remembered anybody as attractive as you.

I'll bet while we were talking, you made $100,000?

I'll bring this back when it's empty.

I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats striped.

I'll meet you on the pier again right after the show.

I'll say.

I'll say. l had two ponies drowned under me.

I'll take a rain check.

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a...

I'm a federal agent. You're all under arrest.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl. I'm a girl.

I'm a girl... I'm a girl... I'm a girl...

I'm a liar and a phoney. A saxophone player.

I'm a what?

I'm a...

I'm afraid not. l can't make it tonight.

I'm Cinderella the Second.

I'm Daphne.

I'm going to see him again tonight and every night.

I'm going.

I'm gonna be on the boat with Sugar.

I'm gonna press the suit myself. Telephone.

I'm lookin' around for somebody to fill my shoes.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not crowding you, am l?

I'm not even pretty.

I'm not gonna let this one get away. He's so cute. He collects shells.

I'm not quite sure.

I'm not very bright, l guess.

I'm only with them cos I'm running away.

I'm Osgood Fielding the Third.

I'm sick of being the flag. l wanna be a bull again.

I'm Sugar Cane.

I'm terribly sorry. l seem to have hiccups.

I'm terribly sorry. You're not hurt, are you?

I'm thin, but I'm wiry.

I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

I'm workin' the night shift and l got a bottle of gin stashed away.

I've always been fascinated by show business.

I've been considerin' several candidates.

I've checked with the coastguard. There's gonna be a full moon tonight.

I've got very low resistance.

I've had it. ln Kansas you smuggled liquor in a shampoo bottle.

I've never been completely alone with a man in the middle of the night,

I've seen you pull some low tricks on women.

In memory of seven of our members from Chicago, North Side Chapter,

Is this a private clambake?

Isn't he a bit of terrific?

Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?

Isn't she a bit of terrific? Let's see Poliakoff.

Isn't she a sweetheart?

Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?

It's $12. We can get one of the overcoats out of hock.

It's 100 miles. It's snowin' outside. How do we get there?

It's a '25 Hupmobile, green, coupe... sir.

It's a member of the herring family.

It's all right for a bachelor.

It's amazing we never ran into each other before.

It's an opera, you ignoramus.

It's been ten years since l elected myself president of this organisation,

It's carrying that bull fiddle around.

It's exquisite. Like a floating mansion.

It's freezing outside.

It's just regulation size. We have three. Mother keeps hers in Southampton.

It's like smoking without inhaling.

It's like taking someone to a concert when he's tone deaf.

It's no use. We're not gonna get away with it, Joe.

It's not far enough. Those guys know us. Every hood in Chicago will be after us.

It's not how long it takes. It's who's taking you.

It's not my fault. l didn't invite 'em.

It's not that. It's just that I'm harmless.

It's not the icebergs.

It's nothing.

It's OK. l was scared it was Sweet Sue.

It's on account of these shells. That's my hobby.

It's on the level this time.

It's private. Please, go away.

It's Shell Oil.

It's sort of funny, you being out of gas. l mean, Shell Oil and everyzhing.

It's Sweet Sue.

It's the same thing all over again.

It's the thought that counts.

Jerry, listen to me.

Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will you?

Jerry, you're outta your mind. You can't get away with this.

Joe, if we get outta this hotel alive, we'll sell this bracelet, take the money,

Joe, this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire.

Joe, three weeks in Florida. We could borrow clothes from the chorus girls.

Joe. Come back here.

Joe. Don't look at me like that. lt was all a joke. l didn't mean any harm.

Josephine and Daphne are in 41 3.

Josephine and Geraldine... Come on.

Josephine, just imagine. Me, Sugar Kowalczyk from Sandusky, Ohio,

Josephine?

Josephine.

Josephine.

Josephine. Yoo hoo.

Junior gave it to me. He's gone to South America to marry another girl.

Junior, time for your nap.

Just a filling. Doesn't have to be gold.

Just a little trick l picked up in the elevator.

Just keep telling yourself you're a boy.

Just the three of you on that great big boat. You, him and Rudy Vallee.

Just the two of you? What about the crew?

Knock it off, will ya?

L almost caught up with them today.

L always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

L am.

L bake him a great big pizza pie.

L beg your pardon, miss.

L beg your pardon?

L bet there isn't one under 75.

L brought some cheese and crackers.

L buy me a brand new negligee,

L called Mama. She was so happy, she cried.

L can never have children.

L can tell you one thing. It's not gonna happen to me again ever.

L can think of a million things.

L can't go on, Joe. I'm weak from hunger, l got a fever, l got a hole in my shoe...

L can't imagine where she'd be.

L can't wait to see her face. Will she be surprised.

L cut myself while shaving.

L didn't do anyzhing. lt just happened.

L do, too.

L don't care.

L don't expect it to last. I'll tell him the truth when the time comes.

L don't have much of a voice, but this isn't much of a band, either.

L don't have one either.

L don't know about the captain but the navigator's gettin' his tail outta here.

L don't know.

L don't mean to be forward,

L don't want her to know we're in cahoots.

L don't want you to think I'm a drinker. l can stop if l want to, only l don't want to.

L feel like such a tramp, taking jewellery from a man under false pretences.

L figured if we eat nothing but bananas, we could live there for 50 years.

L forgive you.

L forgot to give you a receipt.

L gave her three transfusions. We had the same type blood type O.

L got a funny sensation in my toes.

L guess he's not gonna show up. It's five minutes to one.

L guess some like it hot. l personally prefer classical music.

L have a feeling she'll show up any minute.

L have a terrible past. For three years I've been living with a saxophone player.

L have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month.

L have this thing about saxophone players.

L have. l spent six months in Vienna with Professor Freud, flat on my back.

L haven't had white orchids since l was a debutante.

L haven't seen you at our services before.

L heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr.

L heard you opera lovers were meetin'.

L hope my mother never finds out.

L hope so.

L hope this time you wind up with the sweet end of the lollipop.

L just got a cable from Dad. The board of directors have decided on a merger.

L just got this motorboat. It's an an experimental model.

L just thought I'd go home and have some cold pizza.

L just thought that us girls should stick together.

L kept a lookout for icebergs, l sorted your shells and mixed your cocktails,

L knew you would. l only wish there was something l could do for you.

L know why you wanna stay. You're after Sugar.

L know. Every time.

L like coffee, l like tea.

L may not be Dr Freud or a Mayo brother or one of those French upstairs girls,

L may throw up.

L mean your shoulders and your arms.

L mean, I'll see.

L mean, normally the aft is on the other side of the stern.

L mean, when l think about you and your poor ukulele...

L must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up.

L never did like the name Geraldine.

L never knew it could be like this.

L never slept better. l had the most wonderful dream.

L only come ashore twice a day when the tide goes out.

L play the ukulele, and l sing, too.

L quite agree.

L recognised him, too. His picture was in Vanity Fair.

L seem to be out of gas.

L smoke. l smoke all the time.

L tell ya, it's a whole different sex.

L tell you, Joe, they're onto us.

L tell you, l will never find another man who's so good to me.

L think he's going to propose.

L think I'm gonna be sick.

L think the light switch is over there.

L think they got me.

L think you're on the right track.

L think... Ow. You dropped it.

L thought l heard voices. l had to talk to somebody. l don't feel like going to sleep.

L thought l made it clear that l don't want any drinking in this outfit.

L took a step toward her.

L took off my glasses. She took off her glasses.

L understand you're looking for a couple of girl musicians.

L used to sell kisses for the Milk Fund.

L used to sing with male bands, but l can't afford it any more.

L wan' another cuppa coffee.

L want another cup of coffee.

L want another cup of coffee.

L wanted them to fly orchids from our greenhouse, but Long lsland is fogged in.

L wanted to thank you for covering up for me. You're a real pal.

L wanted you to know how grateful l am for what you did for me.

L was in love once, but I'd rather not talk about it.

L was still on the yacht and the anchor broke loose.

L wish l were dead.

L wish l were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am l a boy.

L wonder how much Sam the bookie will give us for our overcoats.

L worked with six in the last two years. Oh, brother.

L wouldn't say that. Careless, maybe.

Last l heard, she was playin' with the Salvation Army.

Lce. What's keeping the ice? The natives are getting restless.

Let us now observe one minute of silence

Let's get outta here.

Let's go there, blindfold the orchestra and tango till dawn.

Let's go.

Let's hope they brought their grandsons along.

Let's look at the record. ln the last fiscal year,

Let's make it an even million.

Let's talk this over. Why couldn't we do it?

Let's throw another log on the fire.

Lf Bienstock catches you again...

Lf I'd been watching my step, l never would have met him.

Lf it wasn't for you, they'd have kicked me off the train.

Lf l ever found a girl that could, I'd marry her just like that.

Lf l promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner?

Lf l wasn't such a coward, I'd kill myself.

Lf l were you, I'd take that bracelet and throw it back in his face.

Lf my mother could only see me now.

Lf there's ever anyzhing l can do for you...

Lf there's one thing l admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.

Lf they catch me once more, they'll kick me out of the band.

Lf they catch us, there'll be blood all over. Type O. Come on.

Lf we could only find somebody for you.

Lf we get outta the hotel alive.

Lf you gave me a chance, we could be living like kings.

Lf you need an orchestra to play at your wedding,

Lf you wanna pick up a little money tonight,

Lf you want a ringside table, just say you're a pallbearer.

Like l was tellin' you fellas.

Like someone was barbecuing them over a slow flame.

Likewise, I'm sure.

Listen to me: no butter, no pastry. We're on a diet.

Little Bonaparte and Toothpick Charlie will be singin' in the same choir again.

Little Bonaparte don't want no hardware around.

Little Bonaparte's gettin' soft. Hasn't got it here any more.

Lmported a troupe of Balinese dancers

Ln here.

Ln the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Look at that. Look how she moves.

Look at the palm trees, flying fish...

Look, Gladys, it's three weeks in Florida.

Look, if you're interested in whether l am married or not...

Look, it's terribly sweet of you to want to help out, but it's no use.

Look, stupid, he's 10 1 . Tomorrow we'll have 20 overcoats.

Look. The two broads from the elevator.

Look. We get room and board. We're getting paid every week. Look.

Look...

Looks like Poliakoff sent a couple of real ladies.

Ls that so?

Lt ain't loaded.

Lt certainly is delightful having young blood around here.

Lt has all my resort clothes.

Lt is below zero. We'll get pneumonia.

Lt is so draughty.

Lt just so happens the president of the Venezuelan oil syndicate has a daughter...

Lt looked so small from the beach.

Lt seems like they're on the wrong track.

Lt seems to be stuck in reverse.

Lt sleeps 1 2. This is my friend Daphne. She's a Vassar girl.

Lt was delightful meeting you both.

Lt was impacted. His jaw was swoll out.

Lt was my freshman year at Princeton.

Lt was suicidally beautiful.

Lt was?

Lt'll break his heart when he finds out l can't marry him.

Lt'll break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire.

Lyin' in the sun, palm trees, flyin' fish...

Mail her a postcard. Those gorillas may be here any minute.

Mama is keeping score.

Manhattans? At this time of night?

Maraschino cherries?

Max the waiter knows the electrician that wires the rabbit.

Maybe I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep.

Maybe if we had some music. How do you dim these lights?

Maybe those dames ain't dames.

Maybe you could come to the hotel and hear us play.

Maybe you'd better go after him if you don't want to lose him.

Me and those two witnesses you have been lookin' for all over Chicago.

Me and Tiny had them cornered, but we lost them in the shuffle.

Me, too. Bye bye.

Me? I'm just a customer.

Me? I'm the manager, not the night watchman.

Men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless.

Meshugeneh. Played 1 1 2 hours at a marathon dance.

Mice?

Mineral baths. Now, really.

Mint sauce or cranberries?

Mommy!

Most of the time, l slap it.

Mr Bienstock, could l have my flask?

Musicians.

Must be the way the weight is distributed. Now come on.

My birthday?

My car? Why, you...

My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till l get the recipe.

My dad's more interested in railroads. Baltimore and Ohio.

My friend Josephine, gonna be a bridesmaid.

My glasses. Where are my glasses?

My golf clubs. Putter, niblick, No.3 iron.

My last time around with a male band.

My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. Sort of a contortionist.

My mother's a piano teacher. My father was a conductor.

My name is Josephine, and this was your idea in the first place.

My name is Josephine.

My name is Josephine. Sax.

Neither can l. Let's go tell her right now.

Nellie baby, what are you doin' tonight?

Nellie, baby, if it's about Saturday night, l can explain.

Nellie, get me long distance.

Never mind leaving your door open. l got a passkey.

Never mind.

Next. What's in here?

No fair guessing.

No guy is worth it.

No lights. We don't want them to know.

No more food. I'll have ants in the morning.

No pastry, no butter and no Sugar.

No tricks, no mirrors, nothing up my sleeve.

No, just dumb. lf l had any brains, l wouldn't be with this crummy girls' band.

No, l didn't sleep too well, darling. To tell the truth, l never closed an eye.

No, my cocktail steward.

No, Spats. Please, no.

No, we couldn't.

No, your bass. lf we hock that and my sax...

No!

No. Funerals.

No. It's nice and cosy.

No. l wanna play.

No. Tomorrow we go to the dog track and bet it all on Greased Lightning.

Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

Nobody's perfect.

None of that, Sugar.

Not always.

Not even air.

Not that way. We don't wanna run into Spats and his chums.

Not the coleslaw in the face and the squeezed out tube of toothpaste.

Not there. That's the emergency brake.

Not tomorrow either. l have to leave.

Now and then Mother Nature throws somebody a dirty curve.

Now you tore the other one.

Now you've done it.

Now, about our date for tonight...

Now, fellow delegates,

Now, let me see. Where do you suppose the steward set it up?

Now, some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats.

Numb, no feelings, like my heart was shot full of Novocain.

Of course not. As a matter of fact, it was just the other way around.

Of course you're not.

Of course, he's still got a lot to learn.

Of course, like in every business, we had our little misunderstandings.

Of course. How silly of me.

Of course. l understand. At least, l think l do.

Of what?

Oh, and... get rid of your roommate.

Oh, come on, Spats. We know you own the joint. Mozarella's just frontin' for you.

Oh, fascinating.

Oh, l tell you, my dear, this is the only way to travel.

Oh, no. I'm not gonna get caught in a miniature sand trap with that guy.

Oh, no. Not tonight, Josephine.

Oh, no. We're just a couple of musicians.

Oh, that. Just a little going away present.

Oh, that's cold.

Oh, we'll think of somethin' cute.

Oh, well, we won't tell anybody. Not even Josephine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you can do better than that. Give him the teeth, the whole personality.

Oh, you know. The old shell game?

Oh, you wanna see my driver's licence?

Oh. Are these your bags?

Oh. That kind of merger.

Oh. The feeling's mutual.

OK, boss.

OK, button my spats.

OK, everybody go to bed. Good night, girls.

OK, let's go. Aces bet.

OK, Spats. Report to the sergeant at arms.

OK.

Olga and Mary Lou are in 41 2.

On a millionaire's yacht.

On the level?

On Thursdays they always serve me in the small salon.

One, two, three,

One.

Only we ain't payin' no taxes.

Ooh, honey.

Ooh, look out. Here comes a big one.

Oops.

Oops. There.

Or was it Bryn Mawr?

Osgood proposed to me. We're planning a June wedding.

Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood, l can't get married in your mother's dress.

Over.

Pardon me, miss.

Personally, I'm type O.

Please stop that. Stop that.

Please, Jerry. That's no way to talk.

Please, miss...

Possible straight, possible nothing, and a pair of eights.

Pushover for who? What...

Put it here.

Put on the lights. l can't see what I'm doing.

Quick, gimme a nickel.

Quite a while.

Real diamonds.

Register over there.

Relax.

Remember, he's your date for tonight, so smile.

Remember? You had this bad tooth.

Reminding all you daddies out there that every girl in my band is a virtuoso.

Right?

Right.

Room 41 3. We'll be in touch.

Room 414? This is the ship to shore operator.

Rosella and Emily in 41 5...

Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands.

Run along, Daphne dear. I'll catch up with you later.

Safety first. Anyzhing to get away from those bums.

Sam the bookie? Nothin' doin'. You're not puttin' my overcoat on a dog.

Same faces, same instruments.

Saxophone, bass. Am l glad to see you girls. You saved our lives.

Say, boss. I've been talking with the other delegates.

Say, do you know the one about the girl tuba player

Say, Joe. Tonight's the night, isn't it?

Say... Don't l know you two from somewhere?

Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee...

Scotch. Make it a demitasse, with soda on the side.

Security.

See you at the banquet, Spats.

See you on the bandstand, girls.

See? Nothing.

See? She'll rub it on me, I'll rub it on her, we'll rub it on each other. Bye bye.

She and l, we are not built the same way.

She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.