Red Notice Edit

A con man, actually.

A few clever keystrokes and a well timed call intercept.

A gift fit for a queen,

A ha [grunts]

A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison.

A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money.

A lotta people make that mistake.

A smart plan, the opposite of this.

About me and my father, how'd you know?

Absolutely not. All's fair in love and eggs.

After all we've been through together…

Agent Hartley!

Ah.

All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce,

All of 'em.

All right, fine.

All right, I'll bite. What's the first step?

All right, man. Don't even start with me, okay?

All right, then, here we go.

All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?

All right. We're good.

All that working out.

All three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years?

All three treasured eggs have been reunited.

All's quiet on the western front.

Already held the second egg in his possession.

Also, it just gets better.

Always.

An ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call…

And a 24 karat gold inlay.

And adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question,

And currently is held in a private collection.

And gold reflects radiation.

And hiking in circles for eight hours.

And I also know your browser history.

And I could be the other bad guy.

And I know where the egg is.

And I never answered him.

And I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account

And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame,

And I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again.

And I'm not used to working with a partner.

And if you decide not to do that,

And in front of a room full of criminals?

And in his haste, he tripped coming through the door.

And in his immortal words,

And in less than 48 hours, I'm gonna have the second one as well.

And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so?

And it got buried behind some papers or something like that.

And it turns out, we have the perfect gift.

And it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs.

And it's just begging for me to steal it.

And it's so rare in my line of work

And let me guess, if we don't say yes,

And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which

And my dad was one of them.

And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up.

And not just any watch. Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch.

And now I'm in yours.

And now I'm stuck in a cell with this idiot.

And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it.

And poof. [gasps]

And prove that you're better than everybody else

And scene.

And seal all ingress and egress points immediately.

And sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom.

And someone whose official credentials

And something that I've been wanting to say for years

And Sotto Voce's phone can only be found in Sotto Voce's pants.

And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him.

And that code can only be found in Sotto Voce's phone,

And that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure.

And that you're worthy.

And that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich,

And the beginning of our pleasure.

And the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra's third egg

And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it

And then I'm forced to do things like this.

And there it is.

And there's only one face and one voice that opens it.

And travel halfway around the globe,

And upstairs, the door to the egg room,

And who are you? Her bodyguard?

And you led me right to the third egg,

And you look like…

And you seemed like someone I could talk to.

Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle

Anyway, I'm sorry to rope you into all of this,

Apologies.

Apparently, it left quite the impression on him.

Appreciate that. What'd you think? You think it was too much?

April, 1945.

Are here to try to beat me to the second egg.

Are too incompetent to solve the case.

Are you carrying your side?

Are you insane? I love the money.

Are you sure you don't wanna flip this one? I got a guy.

Aren't you a little outside your jurisdiction?

Arrest me.

As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge,

As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account

As long as I have the third egg, you can't win.

Asshole!

Asshole!

At least you're comfortable.

At the risk of stating the obvious,

At the world famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome.

Attempting to steal the egg?

Back in 2014.

Back in Bali, that thing you said,

Beat him at his own game.

Beautiful.

Because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.

Because we're gonna go to my favorite place.

Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries,

Before you double crossed the billionaire?

Behold, for the first time in two millennia,

Best way to do it is from within the system itself.

Better luck next time.

Better news,

Biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium.

Bob's your uncle.

Booth gave us a fake egg.

Booth, don't be too hard on yourself.

Booth, don't move!

Booth, I'm curious.

Booth, please.

Booth, tell her we're not friends.

Both of them taking their lives

Bro, I didn't… I didn't see the handcuffs coming.

Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft…

Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.

But definitely regional catalog work, fliers…

But he never apologized. He just, uh…

But he's not above having a good time.

But I doubt very much that you could've managed it.

But I'm late for a date with a very large pyramid.

But I'm not so big on forget ness.

But just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.

But just using your terminal here

But my father made me who I am today.

But she got it.

But so does some pretty kick ass deepfake technology.

But sometimes I do bad things.

But that leaves an issue. The final egg.

But that's not important right now.

But then I remembered

But then, in 1907,

But there's another way in. Hidden entrance.

But wait, there's more.

But what is unusual is the risk that you take.

But when I discovered what was inside it,

But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.

But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin'

But you don't understand, that's not the price for just one egg.

By the night of his daughter's wedding gets all the marbles.

Came solely by a written interagency communiqué.

Can you fly a helicopter?

Can't run a con without gaining the mark's trust first, that's page one.

Can't wait to see what happens next.

Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene.

Checkmate.

Cleopatra's first egg is on display for all to see

Cleopatra's second egg.

Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you?

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, then. Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Come…

Congratulations.

Cover us.

Cut the shit. What's the offer?

Dad…

Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.

Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols

Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?

Didn't I?

Do it.

Do you have thermal sensors in this room?

Do you know what this is?

Do you trust me?

Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?

Doesn't matter. Prison's gonna decide for us.

Don't be an idiot. You read too many spy novels. [scoffs]

Don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight.

Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?

Don't run?

Don't run?

Don't test me, Director.

Don't worry. I got it.

Don't worry. Left my chaps at home.

Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here's the best part.

Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.

Dr. Shirtless has in his possession

Drop your weapon!

During the party,

Each one more exquisite than the last.

Ed Sheeran, who knew?

Egypt? [scoffs]

Eighty seven motion sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision,

Enough games, my love.

Even after he passed.

Ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate

Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again.

Everything.

Except if they find out you're a cop. Then they're gonna wanna kill you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Faith?

Faith.

Few know the secret story

First of all, Agent Hartley,

First question, where'd you get that jacket?

Five second rule.

Focus on third party movements? [scoffs]

For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,

For all I know, you could be the bad guy,

For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor.

For the record, none of this feels good.

Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff.

Forty one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that

Found out later that he put it in his desk at work

Freeze!

Freeze!

From an encrypted third party on the same day the egg was stolen?

Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around,

Funny, don't you think?

Gelato, the Colosseum.

Get off the boat.

Get that through your thick skulls right now!

Given your escape history.

Go on, detain your friend.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go!

God damn it!

God, he's so cute.

God, this is such a confusing erection.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good thing these guys aren't.

Got your trust after selling me out.

Gotcha.

Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?

Great. I'll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush.

Guard!

Guess they're paying the utilities.

Guess what her name is?

Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity.

Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley? Hartley?

Has he told you where the third egg is yet?

Has he told you where the third egg is yet?

He asked me if I stole it. I told him I didn't.

He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table…

He didn't speak to me again after that.

He didn't tell you?

He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?"

He knows you're a cop.

He loved that piece of metal more than anything.

He said he knew that I had and that I was lying.

He was the best.

He went almost a full year, just utter silence.

He'd spend weekends holed up in his office,

He's a big fan.

He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime.

He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time.

He's a profiler for the FBI,

He's heading for the exit.

He's not a cop!

He's not good at taking a compliment.

He's not lying. I read about the chamber.

He's on the scaffolding.

Hello, boys.

Hello, suspicious suspect.

Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name,

Hence, your computer, your office.

Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck.

Here's the deal.

Here's the thing. You're putting me in a pickle.

Here's what I'm thinkin'.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, sorry, big man, but there's no food or drink in the museum.

Hey, where are you, you big idiot?

Hey.

Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds.

Hi, guys. Don't take your shoes off or anything.

Hi, there.

Hidden somewhere in South America.

High school.

His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14.

Hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer,

Hmm. You know, there was an easier way in,

Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us.

Holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions,

Honestly, look at your face right now.

Hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina.

How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you.

How about your old man?

How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?

How are we gonna get out of here?

How are we gonna get through this?

How can you be sure the egg is actually there?

How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there?

How did they get it down here anyway?

How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?

How the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime.

How'd you find me?

How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in?

How's that work exactly?

Huh.

I already know how I'm gonna steal it.

I am innocent.

I am on their side. They shot at me first.

I am.

I came to congratulate you both.

I can do things to The Bishop you can't do.

I can send your mom a video of you mouth sexing a goat.

I can't believe nobody saw that.

I can't thank you enough for this.

I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name.

I could flip this for $25 million, easy.

I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English.

I didn't do this.

I didn't think you were dead. I wished you were dead.

I don't believe you.

I don't care about the money anymore.

I don't have to win in order for you to lose.

I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne

I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun.

I don't need your apologies, I need a washroom.

I don't talk about him.

I don't think it was gonna work.

I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs.

I don't understand why.

I don't wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you…

I followed you. She must have followed me.

I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial,

I got a pretty good idea where she's going because of you.

I got that on Etsy.

I got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky.

I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,

I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case.

I have no base. This is a spray tan.

I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.

I have the first egg in my possession,

I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink.

I just want the egg. So, uh

I knew right then that I held in my hand

I know everyone you work with and every member of your family.

I know he drives you crazy, but he's good.

I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.

I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.

I know how he thinks. He's gonna do it today. Trust me.

I know you. You're the… You're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me.

I know. I'm so sorry. I had to.

I left my phone in there.

I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing.

I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus.

I love this plan.

I love you!

I mean put her in prison. For life.

I mean, I'm… I don't think runway,

I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so…

I mean, we tried.

I mean, what's left?

I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing.

I really thought you were different.

I said, "Go," but I didn't mean without me.

I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!"

I say that as a friend.

I see what the problem is.

I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night.

I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other.

I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name.

I think we're gonna get out of here.

I thought for sure you were gonna see through my

I told you The Bishop was working with somebody.

I told you they'd come.

I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs.

I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.

I want you to remember one critically important thing.

I was gonna deal with the second egg first.

I was in Game of Thrones!

I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop.

I was never permitted to touch this as a boy.

I was praying for you.

I would introduce you, but I believe you've already met

I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.

I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop.

I'll admit, Booth was my first thought too.

I'll get the egg and you'll get The Bishop.

I'll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce's phone.

I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer.

I'll stop by once I have the second egg.

I'm a good guy.

I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.

I'm asking you to help me.

I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!

I'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants.

I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything.

I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day.

I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up,

I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."

I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt to you.

I'm not a Navy SEAL.

I'm not a therapist. I'm an intelligence analyst.

I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

I'm not asking you to care about me, Booth.

I'm not done yet. I'm just getting to the good part.

I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am.

I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit of a problem.

I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name,

I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to.

I'm not trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg, okay?

I'm not used to using these stupid things,

I'm right here.

I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do,

I'm sorry about all that.

I'm sorry we couldn't do business.

I'm sorry, do we know each other?

I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm talking about my twist ending.

I'm the most wanted art thief in the world.

I've been thinking about this a lot, and I can't tell you.

I've been tracking your scores for a while.

I've got our escape plan down to a simple three step process.

I've got two eggs, you've got one, and you think you won?

I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.

I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it.

If I had enough time and enough pictures.

If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it,

If you ever pull shit like that again, it'll be the last thing you do.

If you have more than 12 images on the Internet,

If you run, you die.

If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk.

In fact, it may already be gone.

In his hands,

In his I probably have a tiny penis villa in Valencia.

In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator.

Including a watch.

Intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today.

Is gonna give you a lifetime supply of prison.

Is owned by an international arms dealer.

Is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands,

Is that normal?

Is that so?

Is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault,

Is that your father's watch?

Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?

Is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.

Isn't that right, Agent Hartley?

Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan?

It does.

It doesn't matter what you do,

It is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home.

It made you feel special, different.

It should be red, not blue.

It was a completely unannounced show.

It was never my strong suit.

It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll be there, but I'll beat her to the punch.

It's a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot.

It's a catch all concept. It's someone to blame

It's a marriage of convenience.

It's a miracle we're not both strippers.

It's a pleasure doing business with you.

It's a pretty tight window.

It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it.

It's a statement piece.

It's a three thief job. [mouthing] One, two, three.

It's as though you wanna get caught so you can escape,

It's called the moral of the story.

It's embarrassing.

It's exciting.

It's fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it.

It's game over for the Nazis,

It's gotta be hydroelectric power,

It's impossible.

It's just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on.

It's just like we drew it up, right?

It's just pure good ol' fashioned glycerin.

It's kind of a lay up. Even Post Malone gets it.

It's not so much of a "can't," it's more of a "won't."

It's okay. You're safe here.

It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor.

It's similar, but it's not the same thing. It's a complicated backstory.

It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth.

It's that I don't care about anyone.

It's the only chance I have to get my life back.

It's what we do.

Jakarta.

Jesus! That's really scary.

Join us as we explore that very question.

Just get me out of here.

Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are.

Just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them.

Just to prove yourself all over again,

Keep making your jokes

Kinda like Alexa but with guns.

Know what I think is funny, Booth?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Let me save you the trouble.

Let's get something straight right now.

Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just do this.

Let's just go back and finish our meals.

Let's just rewind for one second here.

Let's talk about this. [screaming]

Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven't opened it yet.

Like a muscular toddler.

Like I didn't even exist.

Like you said, it's your party.

Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today.

Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn't do.

Long con?

Long con.

Long version?

Look at him.

Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there.

Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."

Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach?

Look, I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.

Look, it's not that I don't care about you.

Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn't in Egypt.

Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook.

Look! Look at your friend.

Looking for something specific or just browsing?

Looks like you ran out of friends.

Lucky shot.

Make sure to kick clear of the car.

Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs,

May I?

Maybe that's my problem.

Mm, was a nice touch.

Mmm hmm.

Move! Move!

My Cleopatra.

My dad thought I stole his watch.

My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.

My dad was a crook.

My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.

My father was a prolific asshole.

My lovely business associate.

My mom and I never saw him again.

Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt,

Next week, I found myself in boarding school.

Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."

Nice touch, by the way.

No juice boxes for you.

No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were.

No one has.

No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found.

No shit, dipdick!

No shit!

No, I haven't.

No, it's not a problem. Glad you're not touchy about it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you're doing?

No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.

No.

No.

No.

No. Don't

No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction.

No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.

Nobody can stand this son of a bitch. [chuckles]

Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there.

Nolan.

Not bad for a convict.

Not for, with.

Not like me? You don't even know me.

Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.

Not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.

Now I'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out,

Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth.

Now that I have two out of the three eggs,

Now, here's where things get a little tricky.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call.

Now, Mr. Booth, where is the third egg?

Now, normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but,

Now, what none of these evil one percenters know

Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron's side

Now!

Obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler's lost bunker,

Of Antony and Cleopatra,

Of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a funny story.

Of the most sought after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time.

Oh, and sixteen five ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts.

Oh, and when I do, the offer's gonna be 5%.

Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on!

Oh, good, you're dancing with her.

Oh, hey, guys. [chuckles] Okay!

Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners.

Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?

Oh, I actually… I came aboard yesterday.

Oh, I see what you did there. That's… [chuckles]

Oh, I see.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all right. [sniffs]

Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing. Kinda important.

Oh, no, us. Okay.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! God damn it.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend.

Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot?

Oh, we're partners now? No, our partnership ended

Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don't shoot.

Oh, you made it. Thank God!

Oh!

Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Here we go.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Okay, fine. You can be my plus one to Sotto Voce's party.

Okay, here I go.

Okay, it's deepfake time.

Okay, look.

Okay, stop, stop. I'll tell you, all right?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thank God, you're here.

Okay. Um…

Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions.

Okay. What's going on?

On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion,

Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land.

Only matters what they think you've done.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oops!

Or "gut vibe" if you're not into the whole religious thing.

Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through.

Others claim it was discovered,

Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together

Phone, phone, phone, phone.

Piss off for a thousand years.

Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines.

Plans change.

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix up in Rome.

Please be good crazy.

Please shut up.

Please.

Politsiya.

Poring over old maps and declassified files.

Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.

Probably everybody.

Promises, promises.

Put 'er there, roomie.

Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest.

Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say, Agent?

Rather than face a world without each other,

Read the room.

Ready?

Really?

Reinforced armor plating, bullet resistant glass,

Relax. I have good news. If I'm reading this map right…

Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly.

Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.

Resting failure face. Priceless.

Riding the rails hobo style.

Right there on his wrist.

Right this way, sir.

Right.

Right.

Right. But you won't get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg.

Right. I don't give a shit about the egg.

Rock hard pass.

Rock Jenga.

Rude to boot.

Save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under.

Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible.

Seal the room. Now!

Security, we have a code red.

See, I always appreciate a quality double cross.

See? Easy peasy.

See? Teamwork.

Send a team.

Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock?

She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man.

She set me up.

She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.

She'd never heard of you.

She's a good singer.

She's got a real sense of humor.

She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.

She's The Bishop.

Shit!

Shit!

Short version?

Shut up! Both of you.

Shut up. You deleted my life.

Sir, we have a problem in the vault room.

So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party,

So exciting!

So how does that work?

So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.

So I decided to become better than he ever was.

So I did.

So I picked someplace extra special.

So if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg.

So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad?

So it was you all along.

So let me take a crack at who I think you really are.

So no American cowboy stuff.

So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone.

So there are no natural blind spots.

So we're out in the middle of nowhere based on faith?

So what now?

So you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom.

So, I approached him with my own offer,

So, uh, hand it over.

So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at?

So, yeah, easy peasy.

So, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock.

So… [in accent] That's a nice.

Some say the third egg was never found.

Someone spilled wine on a guest. They're cleared.

Someone's behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.

Something up?

Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway.

Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling.

Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering…

Son of a bitch. He's lying.

Sotto Voce.

Sotto Voce.

Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.

Sotto Voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night,

Speak for yourself. I'm going in.

Speaking of which, how's it going with your partner in crime?

Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.

Spooky, right?

Step two, plan ahead.