Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling Edit

A baby Fathead.

A little closer...

A special surprise, eh?

After all, he created The Fatheads.

Afternoon, boys.

Ah, a little fresh air. Good idea.

Ah, change is still caca.

Ah, fish sticks. Too far!

Ah!

Ah! I can't do this.

And a one, and a two,

And a one, and a two!

And find the real me.

And float away?

And he sees no hope, that's all.

And he's so cute!

And I can watch my old show again! [grunts]

And I don't like change,

And I still go crazy for it!

And I'll make you a nice glass of warm milk?

And if we don't embrace what's now,

And now I can't even watch The Fatheads again.

And now, a fluffy badger.

And that's why I decided to have that work done, dear.

And the, uh, whinds of change is here.

And there's sauce from Bora Bora.

And therefore all of O Town?

And they're showing it at Conglom O.

And they're showing the special on a huge screen.

And this is the last picture I have of him.

And whoever gives it to them

And you can live without your house,

And, Rocko, Rachel is here!

Another shipment of mops.

Anyhoo... [clears throat]

Anyway...

Are you getting this? You gotta get this!

Are you going back to selling Fathead pops?

Aren't they adorable?

Around the universe

At least you'll always stay the same.

At the end of my journey.

Attaboy, Ninneman.

Attention, the end is here.

Away, riff raff creature!

Aww, cheer up, Rocko. There's lots of entertainment to be had.

Aww, he damaged my retina.

Big whoop. I just got the new O Phone 9.

Big, how does it feel

Bighead, nice to meet you.

Bighead, open a window.

Bighead, why did you convince me to hire those idiots?

Bighead, you're re hired.

Blow us to the premiere party, please!

Booger jar.

But how are we gonna get to all these places?

But I did it last time!

But I must say,

But let's talk to the one who made it all happen,

But life isn't permanent,

But look, what's this?

But most importantly,

But okay.

But since the last time I saw them,

But this doesn't even look like Mr. Fathead.

But we're only dealing with

But what about Conglom O?

But what... what goes on here? Where's my son?

But where's the door?

But you can't live without a relationship with your child.

But you! You're a fan, and today's fans have power!

But, Mr. Bighead,

But...

Bye, Rocko.

Call me Bev!

Can I go for a ride?

Can't an elephant bathe in peace?

Can't you see I'm driving here?

Change?

Check it out! I got the new O Phone 8.

China, Egypt, Italy...

Clamoring for this show to come back,

Click it, click it!

Come back, Mr. Bighead!

Come on down to Conglom O and see it!

Come on, come on, come on!

Conglom O is broke! We might even have to sell

Conglom O, Heff!

Conglom O's out of business!

Congratulations on your fabulous idea

Consider it done!

Coochie coochie coo!

Cool shoes.

Cool!

Could bring back The Fatheads?

Dad...

Dear, gooding morn!

Did you get the shot?

Did you just lose

Do some real soul searching,

Do you know how to find Ralph?

Do you know what channel The Fatheads are on?

Do you know where he went?

Do you see what I see?

Don't forget to spawn.

Don't go away!

Don't know where they all came from.

Don't let them release that cartoon!

Don't underestimate the hours of fun we can have

Drone O Rama!

Ed Bighead?

Ed, honey, I invited Rocko over for lunch.

Ed...

Ed's coming home for lunch.

Edward Elias Fathead,

Eh, you still smell like sweaty eggs.

Even with all the success of The Fatheads,

Everything is so different,

Everywhere.

Ew. Oh. That's been off the air for years now.

Excuse me a moment. I have to take that.

Excuse me. Have you seen this toad?

Excuse me. What's wrong with Mr. Bighead?

Fans? I just wanted to see new Fatheads.

Faster!

Fatheads, Fatheads, Fatheads, Fatheads!

Fellas?

Flop?

For the afternoon.

For the past 20 years... Oh, that's good.

Fried chicken dancing with pizza slices around an orange soda fountain?

From my latest online book.

From the ruins of Conglom O in O Town,

Geez, you're right, Rocko.

Give it back, you fat bovine!

Give me that.

Give me the phone, Filburt!

Go away.

Good afternoon, Mr. B.

Good luck, Bigheads!

Good luck, son.

Good morning, dear!

Grandpa possessed another lawn gnome!

Grandpa, you're already dead, remember?

Ha!

Ham dog!

Hardly working, Ninneman?

Has been stuck to your butt for 20 years?

Has just issued the following statement.

Has just taken down all of Conglom O?

Heffer and I went gluten free,

Heffer!

Hello, Internets.

Hello, son?

Hello! I'm talking to you. Are you listening?

Hello. We're here to make room for the new unemployment office.

Here, have one.

Here, why don't you watch a little TV,

Hey, can anybody break a five?

Hey, it's got a re entry button?

Hey, look, here comes Rocko!

Hey, Rock.

Hey, why aren't you guys laughing?

Hey, you've gained a little weight, Filburt.

Hey! Conglom O profits, free for the taking!

Hey...

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Mr. Bighead. Long time, no see.

Hi, Rocko!

His mother and father miss him so very much.

His show is all I have!

Hmm, pretty sure there was more to that. [sighs]

Hmm. A little to the right.

How do you not notice these things?

How does it feel, knowing your math mistake

How will we ever find Ralph?

Howdy, Mr. B.!

Huh?

Huh? Oh, hey! It's the remote for the rocket.

Huh? Oh, yes, sir.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

I am a steer!

I am here to tell you that embracing change

I am laughing so hard right now.

I am taking the phone!

I am the "whinds" of change.

I bet I can guess what it is.

I can relate.

I can't do it!

I can't handle all of this,

I can't watch my favorite TV show, The Fatheads.

I don't like your wind,

I don't think we're in the '90s anymore.

I feel like I let everyone down.

I got a taco taco inside another taco.

I got a wiener taco.

I got more to say, shell back!

I got ya!

I guess change is okay.

I have something to share with you!

I haven't made a mistake in 20 years.

I hope to someday meet my five loyal subscribers.

I hope you don't mind.

I just want to thank all the little people.

I just want to...

I just wanted my show back!

I just wanted my show back.

I knew a beaver was gonna kill me someday.

I know! I really wanted another Fatheads freezy pop.

I like your efficiency, Bighead.

I love my job.

I love you, Grandpa.

I love you!

I must be having a nightmare.

I need to get away for a while,

I need you to email text

I packed a fly sandwich for you, dear.

I promise I'll write.

I quit!

I resemble that comment.

I think I broke my leg.

I think I'm going viral!

I think I'm out of witty banter.

I think it's great what Rachel has done.

I think Mr. Bighead needs me.

I think we're out of batteries.

I think we're out of places to look.

I thought I just fired you!

I thought your name was Rachel.

I want my mommy!

I want to, Mrs. Bighead,

I wonder if anyone misses us.

I would miss you, Rocko.

I... don't know!

I... I have to go check on the mashed potato bugs.

I'll get my people on this right away!

I'll get right on it.

I'll go back to selling freezy pops.

I'll say. I'm not getting any cell phone reception out here.

I'll tell you when I'm dead!

I'm a failure.

I'm a wallaby!

I'm a wallaby.

I'm a wallaby.

I'm also having a hard time.

I'm gonna find some episodes of The Fatheads.

I'm just not happy.

I'm losing my house, and now,

I'm not about cartoons anymore.

I'm not feeling too good, either.

I'm not needed here.

I'm not Ralph anymore.

I'm not your son. I'm your daughter, and I'm finally happy.

I'm Rachel.

I'm ruined!

I'm suffering from an extreme case of TMC,

I'm sure she's much more comfortable with herself.

I'm sure your dad didn't mean all of that.

I'm sweating, I'm hot, I'm nauseous.

I'm too big to fail!

I've got a special surprise planned for lunch.

I've got morning breath.

I've lost everything but my sweet, sweet,

I've reunited with my lovely wife.

I've upgraded, accessorized, and interfaced my platforms,

I've... changed.

Ice cream truck!

If Conglom O doesn't have a new hit, then your dad will lose his job,

If I had pants, I would be wetting them.

If Ralph doesn't make The Fatheads,

If this thing flops...

In the, you know, fancy widescreen,

Is about to begin.

Is going to make millions... no, billions!

Is that a mouse?

Is the key to happiness.

Is there a window open?

Isn't all of this looting illegal?

Isn't going to solve the kinds of problems you have.

Isn't he a cutie?

Isn't it great how some things never change?

It appears that there's a touching moment

It stinks.

It'll be a huge hit.

It'll hurt you!

It'll save my job, my house, and all of O Town!

It's about my little Ralphie.

It's different Fatheads!

It's genius!

It's me, FishSticks96,

It's Mr. Bighead.

It's much firmer.

It's not just that, Bev. I've lost my job,

It's raining money!

It's time for our favorite show! [screams]

It's too much change.

It's, uh, Ed Bighead, sir.

It's, um...

Ladies and gentlemen,

Let me go! Let me go!

Let me interest you in our econo drone.

Let me know when the special's done!

Let me take this, Mr. Gassy Cloud Thing, whatever you are.

Let me tell you something else philosophical

Let us move forward 20 years to the modern day

Let's frolic innocently in nature!

Let's go!

Let's say, um, particular.

Let's take a look.

Let's watch.

Like a dry manure pile in the hot sun

Listen to me.

Listen, Mr. Blowhard,

Little beaver thing!

Looks like he's been all over the world.

Make art is easy with computers.

Making warped selfies!

Me? Oh, uh... [laughs]

Meet the Fatheads.

Mmm hmm. Yeah, um, yeah.

Mmm! Sofa snacks are looking good today!

Move it! Time is money!

Move, move, move, move!

Mr. Bighead and I are gonna bring back The Fatheads.

Mr. Bighead,

Mr. Bighead, Nosey of Newschunk News here.

Mr. Bighead, please.

Mr. Bighead? Are you on the roof?

My family!

My favorite show with my favorite friends.

My nipples sure are tired.

My people can do it cheap.

My reality is virtual!

My son made the show.

Neat!

Negatory.

Nein.

No Fatheads?

No more Ralph means no more Fatheads.

No son, no show.

No, he can't!

No, I've got more important things to do now.

No, no, wait a minute.

No, no, you can't.

No, not the mirage.

No, Rocko, I'm done.

No, we haven't!

No, we haven't.

No!

No!

No.

No.

No. [honks]

Nope. Haven't seen him.

Now I only sell Fatheads freezy pops.

Now, Rocko, Mr. Dupette is very,

O Town is doomed.

O Town is saved!

Of my amazing superpowers,

Oh, boy. See, we were floating

Oh, bring back my little tadpole, Rocko.

Oh, Ed, I wish you'd be more open minded.

Oh, Ed.

Oh, hang on a second, folks.

Oh, he'll just be thrilled that you're back!

Oh, I bet O Town is wonderful these days, hey, Heff?

Oh, I love the Fatheads!

Oh, I really needed this.

Oh, I'm stuck.

Oh, isn't it funny?

Oh, it looks like you haven't any groceries.

Oh, just in time.

Oh, just that his life is crumbling

Oh, little weenie man! Yoo hoo!

Oh, look, baby Fathead is playing with the vacuum!

Oh, look, he's damaged my retina.

Oh, me? Uh, well, we're here on the roof,

Oh, my big, strong toad!

Oh, no.

Oh, now we'll never find Ralph Bighead.

Oh, pollywog! I'm home!

Oh, Rocko, leave me alone.

Oh, Rocko, you're a genius!

Oh, so easy!

Oh, Spunky.

Oh, that wind came out of the wrong end.

Oh, the neighborhood hasn't been the same

Oh, wait. What... what... what are you doing?

Oh, yes, a Fatheads refresh!

Oh, yes, I am listening.

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh. [laughs] It's my duty.

Oh. Excuse me.

Okay, Mr. Bighead, Heffer, Filburt and I will go find Ralph.

Okay.

Ooh, let's sing a song about change!

Ooh, that's nice.

Ooh, we're passing Earth again!

Ooh! Not to mention Chokey Chicken!

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

Ooh.

Or just a bad case of..."

Or we could just go talk to them.

Panic now. I repeat, panic now.

People these days only want their cartoons

Pillows, culturally ambiguous pillows, soft and fluffy.

Pillows, culturally ambiguous pillows, soft and fluffy.

Plus reset and forgotten so many passwords,

Plus, I just found these shoes in her size.

Pose it! Pose it!

Rachel finished the Fatheads special, Mr. Bighead.

Rachel finished the Fatheads special!

Rachel, I'm sure he didn't mean those things.

Rachel, that was terrific. Thank you.

Rachel, wait!

Rachel, wait!

Ralph can make Conglom O a new Fatheads special!

Ralph is Rachel?

Ralph! Ralph! Ralph, wait!

Ralphie... My boy...

Really Really Big Man.

Rock?

Rocko,

Rocko, an old cartoon

Rocko, honey, Ralph went off to find himself years ago.

Rocko, how does it feel

Rocko, let me tell you something.

Rocko, snap out of it!

Rocko, we can't live in the past.

Rocko, where you been? We've been trying to reach you.

Rocko?

Rubeberg. How are the kids?

Say this isn't happening!

Schlam O power drink! It's radioactive!

Schmeepen bloop your support

She did it, Rocko!

Sheesh.

Shouldn't they be using pencils or something?

Sicko.

Silence!

Since you blasted off into space.

So long!

So then I said,

So why don't you just take your bogus breeze

Sorry to interrupt your little tea party,

Sorry, Heffer promised we'd look after his grandfather's ghost

Sorry, Mr. Bighead, but you've got a party to attend!

Sorry. Too much kale salad.

Spunky, what is it, boy?

Spunky! Get away from that Internet thing!

Stop kissing me!

Subscribe to my channel to follow our inspirational... [screams]

Sure is big.

Thank you, Mrs. Bighead.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That I just need one thing that used to be here.

That is awesome.

That is not the right line.

That knows a quality drone when you see it.

That ram toodle schmuck

That show sold millions of toys and fruit squishies, didn't it?

That thing!

That was our only tape.

That you're fat, Heffer.

That's him!

That's the dog who brought down O Town!

The 21st century is a very dangerous century.

The details! Whoa!

The fate of the entire town right now!

The Fatheads will get into now, eh?

The Fatheads!

The Fatheads? The Fatheads?

The first Fatheads special in 20 years

The grotesquerie! The horror!

The men's executive washroom toilet to make this thing.

The nature of change is...

The special will flop.

Their house?

There appears to be a new Fathead.

There he is!

There must be something you can do

There will be no Fatheads special.

There's a huge audience out there

There's no baby Fathead.

There's no way you'll ever get me

They have computers.

They'll never listen to me. I've just been fired!

They're airing it in a few minutes,

They're making a cartoon?

They're off model, but they sell.

This cartoon has to be good.

This is a phone? But where are all the buttons?

This is crazy!

This is just terrible, Heff.

This is my last chance, Rocko.

This is Nosey, signing off.

This is not right!

This is terrible!

This is the fruit of capitalist redundancy!

This is the most work I've done in years.

This isn't happening.

This isn't just new Fatheads,

This just in, Ed's boss, Mr. Dupette,

This kind of looks like you first thing in the morning.

This time, it's personal.

This... this... this...

Those guys will ruin The Fatheads!

Through my nipples of the future!

Tickle tickle!

To bring back The Fatheads.

To bring them... I mean, him back.

To find the great Ralph Bighead.

To go down there...

To have single handedly brought down Conglom O

To save O Town by bringing back The Fatheads.

To send everyone on this amazing journey

To what, your butt?

Too expensive!

Too Much Change!

Try and catch me, fatso!

Twenty years later,

Uh, Bev?

Uh, fellas?

Uh, guys? We're passing Earth.

Uh, hello?

Uh, it's for you, Rocko.

Uh, Mr. Bighead?

Uh, oh, uh... [laughs nervously]

Uh, sorry.

Uh, well, I don't know.

Uh, well, we were thinking

Uh, what?

Uh, you know, PhD.

Uh...

Um, Mr. Dupette, do you think Conglom O TV

Um, well, what Filburt's trying to say is everything's changed so much

Understandably so. Well, there you have it.

Unhand me!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Wait! But you're the only one in the world who could...

Wait! Mr. Bighead, I need a Fatheads special!

Wait! Mr. Bighead...

We can be grateful for it,

We can catch up then.

We can make anything in a passionless and cheap way.

We can't like this.

We could get Mr. Bighead's son Ralph to make it.

We do not need your wind.

We found the remote, remember?

We gotta go now, Rock. We're having technical difficulties.

We have so much to catch up on!

We have the best computers, ja?

We love Rocko! We love Rocko!

We love this country!

We make many a TV show.

We miss out on a lot of the important stuff.

We must have watched this 1,000 times by now,

We need you to work your magic.

We obviously need the creator to do this right!

We sent for him. He should be here...

We think we can save your company, Mr. Dupette.

We want the old Fatheads.

We're awaiting test results. [laughs]

We're broke! We're doomed!

We're going on an epic quest

We're gonna miss our chance!

We're home.

We're okay!

We're okay!

We're okay.

We's gonna need some more soda pop or something, Mama.

We've been looking all over the world for you, Ralph!

Welcome to the 21st century, Bighead!

Well, here's one for you.

Well, I still had some more whords of whisdom,

Well, I'm off to lunch.

Well, I'm outta here.

Well, it's not like I can see my own butt, Filburt.

Well, it's your old boy, FishSticks96,

Well, my boy sends picture postcards to his dear mother.

Well, that was sad.

Well, that's unfortunate.

Well, what an exciting ending,

Well, what are we waiting for?

Well, you see, we've been gone for quite some time...

Well, you're in luck!

Welp, I'm going on vacation.

What did you get, Rocko?

What do you have to say to your adoring fans?

What do you mean? Everybody's happy!

What happened?

What is that stuck to your butt?

What is that, Bighead?

What more do you people want from me?

What? A baby Fathead?

What's our golden rule, boys?

Whatever shall I do?

Where are the comics?

Where to?

Where'd you go, Rocko?

Whinds of change,

Who are you talking to, darling?

Who are you?

Who cares?

Who's got little tadpole tootsies?

Who's ready to get Schlam O'd?

Who's stuck in a nostalgia hole, huh?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! [laughing]

Whoa! This food truck sells pizza tacos!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! Fatheads!

Whoo! Go.

Whoops!

Whoops. [laughs] Sorry.

Why are you here, Mr. Whinds of Change?

Why didn't I think of it sooner?

Why don't we just take the rocket?

Why don't you come over to our house for lunch?

Why don't you go back to the '90s, where you belong?

Why not?

Why would I bring back The Fatheads?

Why would you be looking for me?

Why, back in my day, when you were dead,

Will you cut that out?

With baby Fathead and his parents.

With my trusty selfie o matic cranial attachment.

With your superpowers?

Would you bring back The Fatheads, or at least a special?

Wow, cool!

Wow.

Yeah, hooray.

Yeah, I don't like change either, Mr. Whinds.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Yeah, Rocko.

Yeah, the nerve of them.

Yeah, there's a party, and popcorn,

Yeah, this is just what I need.

Yeah, yeah, The Fatheads. That's right.

Yeah.

Yes, I'll bring back The Fatheads.

Yes, we've seen him.

Yes, you can.

Yes.

Yes.

You betcha!

You can live without the old job,

You changed it, Rachel.

You changed The Fatheads!

You did, you did, but I, uh...

You don't have a leg.

You go, Rocko. You probably made it happen.

You have 24 hours before we demolish your house.

You heard it here first, folks.

You killed it.

You let yourself down, Mr. Bighead.

You must go with the whinds of change.

You must have been busy.

You nasty, nasty tourists!

You never pay attention to anything!

You pick up that regurgitated foot this instant!

You see, I was stuck in space for 20 years, and...

You see, the nature of change is...

You stall the chameleons.

You strike me as the kind of couple

You were really dead. Not this...

You will receive our invoice!

You!

You... you brought potatoes?

You... your people?

You're an oversized growth hormone!

You're going with me.

You're telling me that the key to getting us home

You're the wallaby who brought down O Town.

Your father will fill you in on all the details.

Your parents will lose their house! [yells]

Your Ralphie needs you. I need you!

Your remote controlled flying mechanism?

Your son created a cultural icon that resonated with millions of people!

Your son Ralph made it. Maybe he can help me out?

Your voice sounds so familiar...

100% accurate, per usual.

[alarm blaring] [cuckoo clock chiming]

[all laughing] [voice quivers]

[barks] Oh, crikey.

[both snoring] [all laughing]

[Ed] Oh! What are you doing here?

[Ed] Who's got little tadpole tootsies? [rat screams]

[elevator dings] [both] Whoa!

[fly burps] [screams]

[growls] [yells]

[heavenly music plays] [flushes]

[Heffer] Whoo hoo! [Filburt] Whee!

[honking] Hey, get out of the road, you maniac!

[laughs] [toys squeaking]

[popping loudly] Oh, mmm hmm.

[rail crossing bell rings] [yells]

[Rocko] Filburt! I'll prepare the viewing area.

[screaming] [frightened panting]

[thunder rumbling] No more games.

[whip cracking] [Leon] Work harder, you worms!

and he finally finishes that stupid song. [toilet flushes]

Down with Rocko! [woman] Rocko stole my socks!

Excitement! Let's go, Rock!

Floogleberry! Mr. B.

Have a nice... Gah!

Have you seen him? [both] No!

Hello? [indistinct chattering on phone]

Huh? Whoa.

Lugeberg. Hi, Mr. B.

Really? Yeah, really, like, sheesh.

Roger. Roger?

Schmut! Mr. B.

So chic! So retro!

So long! Good luck.

We're ready! Come on, Rock.

Whatever you say. You don't have to freak out.

Who's got little tadpole tootsies? [giggling]

Wrinklesmith! Hi, Mr. B.

Yeah, sure, Rocko. Yeah.

You guys should come along. Neat!

"Bighead, you're fired!"

"Is that a melon in your pocket,

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