The Worst Person in the World Edit

A bit better?

A bit like books?

A bit...

A FILM IN 12 CHAPTERS, A PROLOGUE AND AN EPILOGUE

A gnawing unease she had tried to suppress by cramming

A mock up of the movie poster.

A parody of a certain type of insecure male...

A photographer?

Aborigines dying of skin cancer from the hole in the ozone.

About us.

About what?

Absolutely.

Act like you're looking at him.

Action!

Actually, she was a visual person.

Adil?

After you publish, you get bored.

Aksel mumbled soothing words she didn't hear.

Aksel said he liked her flaky.

Aksel says you've started writing?

Aksel,

Aksel, I need to tell you something.

Aksel?

Aksel?

Aksel?

Aksel...

Aksel's condition has suddenly worsened.

All my darkest impulses.

All my unacceptable thoughts,

All that stuff about you will go with me.

All this cramming.

All you post feminists are so fucking self righteous!

Although you do like soft dicks.

Always something on the screen.

An attachment to an email.

And accountant in a publishing house.

And as for having kids...

And disappear into your drawing board.

And hurting someone who's not your partner?

And I can't stand cheating. I've been there. Never again.

And I don't love you.

And I remember

And I want you to know.

And move the car every half hour?

And now I have nothing else. I have no future.

And now you're breaking up with him?

And start talking about kids.

And that was precisely why she had to do it.

And that's what you do when things get tough.

And the other way round.

And then...

And we feel a mutual attraction.

And you run out. Could be true.

And you'll realize that what we had was unique.

And you're defining my feelings.

And your dad?

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

And...

Any new Bobcat in the pipeline?

Anyone?

Anyway, have a nice birthday.

Are you a doctor?

Are you comparing Mohammed caricatures

Are you leaving me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you pregnant?

Are you sure you're yourself right now?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Could be risky.

Are you?

Artists get killed for drawing things others find offensive. They're shot.

As 3.1% Sami

As a career?

As a woman, I'm upset.

As long as you're serious about it.

As she became increasingly militant,

Ask me who I know here.

At 30, Julie's grandmother had three children.

At 30, Julie's great grandmother, Astrid,

At 30, Julie's mom, Eva,

At every psychological level,

At some point.

At the age of 30, she'd just compared herself to Bambi.

Awoke something in her.

Babies express themselves by crying.

Based on what you want.

Batteries had blood on their hands.

Be right back.

Be sadder.

Because avocados need so much water.

Because everyone thinks it's ugly.

Because I'm less analytical, you think I'm weaker.

Because in our day and age,

Because it was so hard to gain admission.

Because it's hard to drive in town?

Because...

Bedtime.

Being modest?

Being strong

Being young today is different.

Bobcat is a wild cat in a world of domestic cats.

Bobcat is one thing, but then there's Dick Wolf Dick,

BOBCAT WRECKS XMAS

Breathe in. All the way up.

But can't she just resend the email?

But he gets up so quickly.

But I couldn't.

But I didn't want to show them, to keep you from...

But I don't know...

But I don't want everything to happen on your terms,

But I know, I feel it.

But I like you flaky.

But I think about you a lot.

But I think I was pretty terrible.

But I want more!

But I want you to!

But I'd like to see you again. Just to...

But if you love me,

But is this the solution?

But it touched something deeper in her.

But it turns me on too.

But it wasn't.

But it's hard to park in Central Oslo.

But it's hard.

But it's not about me.

But motherhood upsets your limbic system.

But now...

But okay.

But she could tell he had other reasons too.

But the Christmas scene is your family, right?

But then she had a revelation.

But there were too many

But this isn't about me.

But tried to be supportive.

But what did go wrong, was never the things I worried about.

But where do you draw the line?

But you're using your male privilege

But...

But...

But...

But... will you keep it?

By drowning it in digital interference.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Can I have two shelves?

Can you speak?

Can you tell me what you used to tell me?

Can you womansplain it

Can't we just enjoy it?

Can't you see that's crass sexualization?

Cancer?

CHAPTER 1 THE OTHERS

CHAPTER 2 CHEATING

CHAPTER 3 ORAL SEX IN THE AGE OF #METOO

CHAPTER 4 OUR OWN FAMILY

CHAPTER 5 BAD TIMING

CHAPTER 6 FINNMARK HIGHLANDS

CHAPTER 7 A NEW CHAPTER

CHAPTER 8 JULIE'S NARCISSISTIC CIRCUS

CHAPTER 9 BOBCAT WRECKS XMAS

CHAPTER 10 FIRST PERSON SINGULAR

CHAPTER 11 POSITIVE

CHAPTER 12 EVERYTHING COMES TO AN END

Clever girl.

Climate researchers foresaw hard times for future generations.

Cobalt mining was destroying the Congo.

Coffee?

Collecting all that stuff, comics, books...

Come on, man.

Come on.

Compare them.

Completely.

Congratulations?

Connected to mind expanding substances and unrelated exotic rituals,

Consider the environmental impact of his purchases.

Cool.

Could you come to Hønefoss next weekend?

Could you excuse me for a moment?

Could you sign?

Cut!

Cut! Great.

Dad designed it.

Dibs on the top bunk.

Did it?

Did she send it in an email?

Did that hurt?

Did you date this guy?

Did you get the article I sent you?

Did you know he's sick?

Didn't flake out every six months.

Ding! Great!

Do I smell bad?

Do we stop creating because some people might feel bad?

Do you ever talk to Aksel?

Do you have any friends with kids yet?

Do you have Green Yoga?

Do you realize what you're doing?

Do you realize...

Do you think it's art?

Do you work full time there,

Does he realize how it makes you feel?

Does he?

Dog Day Afternoon?

Don't say that.

Don't start. It's not cool.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, it's not urgent.

Don't you dare doubt it.

Drink it all.

Drink the water.

Easy now, Portnoy.

Eclectic tastes.

Eivind could forget about flying to New York.

Eivind didn't see how her newfound identity

Eivind didn't want kids either.

Eivind turned it into a funny story he told everyone.

Eivind would often say,

Eivind's father, like Julie's,

Enough about Freud. How's the movie coming along?

EPILOGUE

Erectile dysfunction,

Especially these days,

Eva, don't make another scene. Come here!

Even anal sex at a bar mitzvah?

Even in the humanities.

Everything sucks.

Everything was butchered. The story. All the details.

Everything was weighed against the greater cause.

Everything we feel, we have to put into words.

Everything will be fine.

Everything's on your terms.

Excuse me?

Explain comic book humor.

Fear of death.

Feeds,

Felt like the world's worst person, but couldn't resist.

Female orgasm and desire? Where?

Fine, I guess.

Fine. I got it. But what do you want?

For me it was all about going to stores.

For showing off her ass?

For you,

Freud didn't distinguish between therapy and research.

Freud was a great writer.

Fuck you.

Go ahead.

Good job.

Good question. Tell us. In juicy detail.

Good thinking.

Good.

Guess this feels unfamiliar.

Had been divorced for two years. A single mom,

Had you already met him when you broke up with me?

Happy belated birthday.

Happy birthday!

Has disappeared.

Have you eaten?

Have you ever considered that some of your readers

Have you met someone?

Have you read it?

Have you read it?

Have you read Julie's article?

Have you read your old Bobcat comics since you grew up?

Have you tried it?

Haven't you heard?

He can chase me if he likes.

He could always do better.

He could be self critical.

He felt he was betraying Sunniva. Betraying the Sami people.

He had to respect the way she took control of her life.

He has cancer.

He may not make it through the night.

He never hesitated to revise his theories.

He said he'd rather be childless with her

He says we have a limited number of sperm.

He viewed each individual patient as a research subject.

He wanted to, but he has a backache.

He went a bit far.

He's a rebel against the bourgeoisie.

He's not doing that well.

He's too ill for his planned treatment.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Her emphasis on certain words,

Her grandfather came from the Far North.

Her passion had always been the soul.

Her piece "Oral Sex in the Age of #MeToo"

Here.

Hey, I think I'll head home.

Hey, that's how relationships work.

Hey!

Hey...

Hey...

Hi, Julie.

Hi, Martin.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Aksel.

Hi. Can I have a smoke?

His butt is smooth in the movie.

His family is with him, but I thought you should know.

His pains. His prostate.

Holy shit.

How do you feel? Good or bad?

How fascinating.

How is he coping?

How long have you known?

How long will it take?

How many can I have?

How many closets do you need?

How many times can you watch

How nice to see you.

How things really are to a younger woman.

How's the senior citizen club doing?

How's your family doing?

Huh?

Hypothetically.

I actually think sex is best

I always feel that Tone doesn't like me.

I began to worship what had been.

I brought along some of your early comics.

I can close my eyes and see the aisles at Video Nova in Majorstua.

I can only look back.

I can see you're in a crisis right now.

I can take a look.

I can understand that.

I can't pee.

I can't spend an hour on a bus with this back.

I can't take it anymore. I don't want to.

I continued anyway.

I crashed the party.

I didn't dare.

I didn't have any fun!

I didn't know.

I didn't mean what I said.

I didn't want to get into this.

I don't agree with everything, but it's very well written.

I don't feel anything. They're probably too old.

I don't have anyone I can talk to...

I don't know if I do.

I don't know if...

I don't know what exactly.

I don't know what we should do.

I don't know! Why do you ask?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't mind you following her.

I don't want to be

I don't want to be a memory for you.

I don't want to be a voice in your head.

I don't want to bother you with it, but...

I don't want to bug you if you're happy.

I don't want to go to bed!

I don't want to live on through my art.

I don't want to!

I don't want to!

I expose my darkest secrets, and you...

I feel I can be myself with you.

I feel like a spectator in my own life.

I feel like I never see anything through.

I felt I could tell you anything.

I felt in my early 20s.

I find that very compelling.

I forgot my sunglasses inside.

I gaze out this window.

I get that you feel stuck.

I go from one thing to another.

I go to the toilet all the time.

I gotta go.

I grew up in a time

I grew up in an age without Internet and mobile phones.

I guess I misunderstood.

I had my second child ten years later.

I had to be...

I hate those questions.

I hated hearing it at the time, but can you tell me...

I have imaginary conversations with you.

I have no maternal instinct, right?

I have surgery tomorrow at 9.

I have to admit...

I have to go.

I have to say,

I have two copies of a book!

I haven't heard before.

I heard the radio interview.

I hope you had fun!

I hope you like it.

I hoped I could come, but...

I just continued, even when it stopped giving me

I just had to say

I just want to do more first.

I kind of expected this.

I know a guy who has a theory about that.

I know being here isn't easy for you.

I know everything about male problems.

I know how hard it is.

I know it's not the same for you.

I know we don't want kids.

I know what you mean.

I know.

I love you.

I made it up.

I mean it.

I mean, I'm not going to...

I mean...

I must've been careless. I mean, clearly I was.

I need sleep to put up with those people.

I need time

I never doubted you'd make a good mother.

I realize it must be counter intuitive for a mother.

I really wish I had that.

I remember these colours.

I said plenty of things, too.

I saw that you doubted it.

I see what you're doing.

I see.

I should've told you before.

I sound like an old fart. But I think about it a lot.

I think art has to be messy and free.

I think we're on a slippery slope here.

I think you smell nice.

I think you're really brave.

I thought I looked good.

I thought I'd make it.

I thought you knew.

I told her I forgot my sunglasses.

I tried twice, then it vanished.

I understand.

I want art to be a form of therapy

I want it to be over.

I want people to watch me dance.

I want to be a photographer.

I want to be happy together.

I want to get into hiking.

I want to have children, too.

I want to live in my flat with you.

I want to live in my flat.

I want to live...

I was going to say I like the Barcode Project.

I was moving it to paper recycling.

I was scared it was prostate cancer,

I was scared, too. I had doubts, of course.

I was, but I felt like...

I wasted so much time

I wish I'd had what you had.

I work in a bookstore.

I work there, I mean. If you want to.

I'd given up long before I got sick.

I'd like to see you again. Just to talk.

I'd take the tram to Voices record store in Grünerløkka.

I'll be a good mother?

I'll find you on Facebook, and...

I'll fix something.

I'll let you know next time.

I'll show you something.

I'll take a walk while you pack.

I'll throw one away.

I'm 12 years old.

I'm 44. I want to go to the next level. With you.

I'm at Åpent Bakeri in Barcode nearly every day.

I'm embarrassed my name's on it.

I'm glad I'm pregnant.

I'm glad it turned into a party tonight.

I'm going this way.

I'm good.

I'm happy to help!

I'm just afraid we'll fall into a vicious circle.

I'm just afraid we'll hurt each other.

I'm just trying to process...

I'm not into this whole "happy family" thing either.

I'm not sure.

I'm offended, though we're not supposed to say that.

I'm past 40. I've entered a new phase.

I'm pathetic.

I'm pregnant.

I'm so sick of all this, Julie. Dammit.

I'm so tired of pretending everything is okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I remember things about you that you've forgotten.

I'm sure I will.

I'm sure of it.

I'm terrified it'll break.

I'm too skinny?

I'm trying to tell you how I feel,

I'm with someone I love.

I've basically cut him off.

I've got cancer. I'm dying.

I've had backaches before. I didn't worry.

I've had it. What else can I say?

I've moved on.

I've thought about it for a long time.

If he's a kind man, then go for it.

If I do this...

If I regret one thing, it's that I never managed

If men had periods, that's all we'd hear about.

If psychology will make you happy, then do it.

If we don't set limits, he spends his life on screens.

If we go on, I'll fall in love with you. Then it'll be too late.

If you analyze things

In a loveless marriage.

In a way, then I'm the one

In any case, you'll have other relationships.

In recent years. I reached a point in life when suddenly...

In some circumstances,

In underground comics you shit,

Intellectual Viagra?

Interruptions, updates,

Inuit starving as seals vanish.

Is about formulating things.

Is he okay?

Is it as bad as you feared?

Is it painful?

Is it starting to kick in?

Is not good.

Is one day, you'll want kids.

Is something else bothering you and you're venting on me?

Is that cheating?

Is that the reason you don't come to see us?

Is that why you wrote it?

Is there anything you'd like to do,

Isn't it almost done?

Isn't the other one first?

It could be

It could be my fault.

It doesn't mean I think that.

It feels right.

It felt as though I'd already given up.

It felt like coming home.

It has nothing to do with art.

It has nothing to do with my friends.

It has to be a bit dangerous to be fun.

It is true.

It is yoga.

It is. I always overdo it.

It just happened.

It looks pretty from the bridge when I go to work.

It makes me laugh. But I'm an old guy now.

It shouldn't be taboo.

It spread quickly.

It started with a backache.

It sucks being in so much pain. It sucks.

It turned out to be jaundice.

It was about all their old arguments.

It was an accident.

It was bad timing.

It was like a window had opened.

It was widely shared and set off a lively Facebook debate.

It wasn't his fault. Nothing he could have changed.

It's a bit of a cop out

It's a combination of things, not just that.

It's all very sanitized and safe.

It's almost like being a carpenter.

It's alright.

It's annoying as hell.

It's beautiful.

It's because I'm scared.

It's embarrassing to say.

It's getting harder and harder to pee.

It's hardly art, or even humor.

It's important.

It's in all the books and movies.

It's incurable.

It's just...

It's kicking in for him.

It's like...

It's made it much easier to find a space.

It's Martin's turn.

It's my fault.

It's no longer mine at all.

It's normal for a mother or a father to comfort them.

It's not a choice.

It's not a problem, but...

It's not anything you've done.

It's not even nostalgia. It's...

It's not just me talking.

It's not well written.

It's not your fault. But I feel...

It's okay! I'm here!

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's old as well.

It's over.

It's pretty cerebral.

It's really good.

It's really nice to read about you.

It's really, really great.

It's unpleasant to realize you created a character

It's very good.

It's yoga.

It's, you know...

Jeez.

Jerk off too much...

Julie disappointed herself. This used to be easy.

Julie felt that this sentence,

Julie liked how this pessimism added depth

Julie said he deserved a more grounded woman.

Julie said she'd been thinking.

Julie spent her student loan on cameras and lenses.

Julie, are you okay?

Julie?

Julie?

Julie.

Julie.

Julie's article. It's excellent.

Julie's great great grandmother had seven children.

Julie's great great great grandmother, Herta, was a merchant's wife

Julie's great great great great grandmother never turned 30.

Julie's still the closest.

Just leave. If that's what you want.

Just relax.

Just try.

Karianne's such a drama queen.

Kids can be intense.

Know anything about computers?

Knowledge and memories of stupid, futile things

Language opens the door to the subconscious.

Later she said that was the precise moment

Leaf through used comics at Pretty Price.

Let go!

Let me check.

Let me see...

Let me smell your sweat.

Let me smell.

Let's just fuck.

Let's move on.

Let's say I draw this interview as a cartoon.

Let's say Julie and I meet at a party,

Let's see.

Lift this catch here.

Like here:

Like I was when we first met.

Like I'm playing a supporting role in my own life.

Like mansplaining, but womansplaining.

Like, when I create something,

Lived that life.

Long time no see!

Look who's here!

Looks like Chip and Dale.

Lucky you!

Lynch, The Godfather Part II...

Magic mushrooms.

Mansplaining is...

Many times!

May have been victims of incest or ****?

May I ask you a question?

Maybe because you don't seem happy about the baby.

Maybe I sent the wrong version.

Maybe we should agree to...

Me, too.

Melting ice ruining reindeer pastures.

Mom said I was born jaundiced. They put me in a light box.

Mom still follows your every move.

Morbid humour can be funny.

More sustainably.

Morning wood, infatuation with young women...

Most people have kids without sorting out their life first.

Mostly about comics.

Mostly girls with borderline eating disorders.

Move home to Mom?

Music I didn't know about, but from when I grew up.

My bad.

My passion has always been what goes on inside — thoughts and feelings.

My PC acts up.

My pleasure.

My secret will be dumb now.

My turn to smell you.

Nathalie says happy birthday too.

Need help?

New places. New faces.

New research says you shouldn't cuddle your kids?

Nice demonstration!

Nice try.

Nice work, Aksel.

No problem. That's okay.

No safety net. No holding back.

No way?

No, because it's nice.

No, but honestly...

No, but I'm a doctor. I have a medical perspective.

No, come on...

No, don't do that. Not like that.

No, I don't need any if you've eaten.

No, I hadn't heard anything.

No, I pressed the button on the mouse.

No, I'll have to order it. It's not in stock.

No, it's not your turn.

No, no, no...

No, not really.

No, not really.

No, please. I regret it now.

No, she doesn't have to.

No, that's not how it works.

No, the point is

No, why do you say that?

No, you are.

No, you'd make a great mom.

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No!

No! I don't want to!

No! Seriously?

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't think so.

No. Only one.

No. With Mom.

No...

Nobody cares about.

Nobody communicates like we do. Laughs like we do.

Norli, by the university.

Norway's future spiritual advisers.

Norwegian cod was ferried to China and back.

Not anatomy.

Not asking me the usual questions?

Not at all, Julie.

Not at all.

Not for that long.

Not really.

Not true.

Nothing's ever good enough.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Now I know.

Now it's all I have left.

Now we're supposed to introduce solids at 4 months.

Of course I'd be there if we had kids.

Of course I'm being retrospective.

Of course not.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god. I need to take a shower.