Booksmart (2019) Edit

A butter personality.

A little here more, boy.

A sex worker for his fourteenth birthday?

A time to celebrate.

A video of people hookin' up.

A while ago.

Aaron, I can see you breathing.

About having to land a commercial airliner

About him sweeping me off my feet,

Abso fruit ly, ladies.

Actually stay here for a while.

Actually, you know what? You two will love...

Adorable farmer, new to the city.

Ah.

Airplanes and musicals.

ALAN (singing): ♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪

Alan, I was so clear in my text.

ALAN: Fair townspeople!

ALAN: I have a wake to plan.

ALAN: Look at you.

ALISON (whispers): Shut the fuck up, Rob.

All aboard the SS Lit...

All he wants to do is goof off.

All I know is that we have a lot more to learn.

All of those women are European trafficking victims.

All right, but once we get a sense of the mechanics,

All right, focus up.

All right, well, as you might recall

All right.

All right. After you. After you.

All right. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.

All right. I gotta pack up.

All right. I'll see you later.

All right. I'm gonna go take my seat.

All the fucking girls call me that, too.

Also got into those colleges.

Also, I wanna enjoy it. Fucking sue me.

Always in a good mood,

Am I fucking losing my mind?

Am I here to farm, or have I given up that life?

Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.

AMY (singing): ♪ If you don't say something ♪

Amy never called you that.

Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be

Amy, I swear to god, I need to get out of here.

Amy, I'm so serious. They think that we're robots.

Amy, make it stop.

Amy, no.

Amy, this thing drives like a cruise ship.

Amy, use your brain!

Amy, we only have one night left

Amy, what are you doing?

Amy, you fucking slapped me...

Amy, you'll love this.

AMY: All right. Well, just so you know, I know my rights.

AMY: And it costs $71,000

AMY: Careful.

AMY: Go!

AMY: Hand sanitizer. Chapstick. College IDs.

AMY: He needs milk! Someone get him milk. That's...

AMY: Hold the phone. I'm coming.

AMY: I gotta put that in the old suitcase.

AMY: I will.

AMY: I will. I...

AMY: If you could just let me go...

AMY: It's all she had.

AMY: Jesus.

AMY: My grandma gave me that right before she died!

AMY: My legs are, like, half an inch longer than yours.

AMY: No!

AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...

AMY: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...

AMY: Oh, probably not rolling, though...

AMY: Oh, that's too much milk. He, he just had too much milk.

AMY: Okay.

AMY: Pull me back in. Pull me back in.

AMY: She's kidding.

AMY: Um...

AMY: We could hitchhike.

AMY: Well, I'm just throwin' out suggestions here.

AMY: Well, this seems excessive. Shotgun.

AMY: What the fuck? What is happening?

AMY: What?

AMY: Whoa.

AMY: You hear them getting degrading Nicknames?

Amy!

Amy!

Amy! Ame, we're not...

And all he cares about is being cool and having fun,

And also I don't want to.

And as soon as I got high, I just cried about the fact that one day

And before you know it, you'll be neck deep in Ryan.

And clerking for a federal judge between junior and senior year

And commendations from the governor.

And cries in the bathroom at parties.

And editing law review at Georgetown,

And find some people who are into the same weird shit I'm into.

And gave you a prison tat while you were sleeping?

And get into good colleges.

And glowing profiles

And go before the judge, but we both know...

And grief.

And hang out on the weekend.

And he definitely doesn't want me,

And he doesn't even look at girls

And he's been killed like a dog in the street!

And I can't, because I'm working all summer,

And I know it'll haunt me. I'm a peaceful person.

And I may not have before, but I see you now.

And I need to know if I have to buy your votes.

And I showed up to suck their dick while they waited for help.

And I want you to have fun

And I'd like to meet someone who met Sasha.

And I'll tell you something...

And I'm calling Malala, so come with me.

And I'm gonna continue to do that

And it worked.

And it's mid six figures, so I'm not complaining.

And look down at everyone who's ever doubted you.

And make thy plans to attend

And maybe my innate biology

And my geometry was off, and...

And Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky

And now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs,

And now you're sad that you're wet? Like...

And run into old friends.

And see new parts of the city

And she said she, she, she hit a possum

And she's got a really cute smile.

And skinny, and they don't drink carbs.

And smart and also brave.

And some of us know how to win.

And some weaker people might call that a tiny crush.

And tapped me to start her speech.

And that is why you're a champion.

And that we always have to do it together all the time.

And that whole part of it, maybe, yeah.

And that's so sad.

And that's where I'm at right...

And the driver can't contact us, we are fucked!

And the harder it kicks, the closer she is,

And the important thing is that we just, we shove 'em down,

And the love of my life!

And then like, I can't marry her,

And then you give up just when things get uncomfortable.

And they don't have the code.

And trying to rob someone with no weapon.

And videotape the whole thing for a couple days.

And we are gonna change our stories.

And we just need to stay calm.

And we never speak about them again.

And we were going to an A plus party.

And we're going to Nick's party.

And wherever you three are next year, I hope you do, too.

And yeah, she may be a little nuts but...

And yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize

And you just went straight for that butt hole?

And you just willingly got in the car of a strange man?

And you know when I lie, I just add too many details.

And you weren't even fucking brave enough to tell me about it!

And you...

And you're all pretty great. (chuckles)

And, you know, the pendulum then swung

Anyway, I need to go over the end of the year

Ar are you okay?

Are casting their ballots for his penis.

Are just one cheese and one sausage pizza.

Are we gonna go to school, or... MOLLY: No.

Are you about to say you're gonna judge me

Are you aware of it? 'Cause I'm aware of it.

Are you gonna come to Nick's tonight?

Are you insane?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are... are you good?

Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,

As Fuck!

As modern tragedies

As seamless as possible, so that when I'm up in New Haven...

Asian huasca.

At my inauguration assembly, folks?

At Yale next year, so...

At, like, a sex dungeon.

Audiences deserve something original, I think.

Aw, you girls look fabulous!

Baby Jared says, "Happy graduation, everybody."

Back's great, too.

Bail! Bail! Bail!

Because he's just... he's a jock.

Because I feel pretty good.

Because I'm a butter personality.

Because it's not true.

Because she thought he laughed at me.

Because that country's not really a fan of gay people.

Because that's not subtle. We will persist!

Because they plan the dances.

Because they were dipped in an unbelievably potent drug.

Because they'll ask too many questions.

Because tonight is your night.

Because we all have weird interests,

Because we have seen this man.

Because we wanted to focus on school

Because you literally decide nothing.

Because you should flip off, so shut the fuck up.

Before eventually becoming

Before graduation. Ugh.

Before I would have guessed he hooked up with Ryan.

Before she leaves for Africa.

Before you go to Africa.

Boom.

BOTH (shriek): Yes!

BOTH: Mmm...

BOTH: Whew!

Botswana.

BOY: Can we get a re rack, please?

BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!

Budget numbers we have.

But hey, you stay right here, yeah?

But I also got a 1560 on the SATs.

But I can ignore it, I can fight against it

But I got a horrible UTI.

But I will not be cutting down my allotted time.

But I'm gonna miss you guys.

But if you wanna go to Nick's, you should really go.

But in this case, I have so much to be sorry for.

But is it bad?

But it turned out to be a graveyard.

But it's not like they ran out of gas

But much, much worse.

But my mind knows that that's stupid

But really, I don't know any more than you guys.

But she'd probably make you quiz

But the bennies are pretty tight, man,

But the irresponsible people who partied

But the possum didn't die.

But there's been a mistake.

But they're probably spending every weekend

But yeah, that's one idea.

But you try hard.

But you're actually pretty fun.

But you've mentioned it many, many times.

But, look, I don't want that for you.

By doing what we do best.

Bye, Gigi.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me on that weird international flip phone, okay?

Call the paramedics. Call the police.

Came in a little hot there.

Can I get a what what?

Can I see you again?

Can you fetch me an inhaler? 'Cause I can't breathe, Amy.

Can you please just leave me alone?

Can you please stop repeating that sentence?

Can't we just graduate,

Chain of custody!

Cheese and sala me being your dad

Chips and sal so long, high school.

Choose a lane!

Class of '19 for fuckin' ever! Whoo!

Class of 2019, say what? Champagne?

Come on. Jare Bear comin' at you from all angles, right?

Come on. Too cool.

Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,

Come, come, come. Now, now, now!

Completely consensual bash.

Congratulations, guys.

Considering their whole Jesus thing. It's nice.

Cool, cool, 'cause I'm, I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.

Coolest grad night party in town.

Delegates from every group of girls

Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc, Queen Noor of Jordan...

Did the possibility of sexual assault

Did you fuck Miss Fine?

Did you guys go in the pool? What's going on?

Did you just ask Miss Fine

Did you just score your teacher's phone number?

Dinner's about ready.

Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (chuckles)

DJ Rod!

Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.

Do I wanna know what a "tin of special things" is?

Do it for me. Come on, Amy. Come on.

Do people really think I had sex with a prostitute?

Do you guys have a weapon?

Do you have the address? We can't find it.

Do you know a Lyft driver that knows

Do you know how many Jamba Juices

Do you know what? My vag is stuffed with diplomas.

Do you know where Nick's party is?

Do you think it's true that his dad got him

Do you wanna text her to see if she's okay?

Do you want to go do karaoke in the guest room?

Don't call her that.

Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Don't patronize me.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch your eyes!

Don't trust people. Oh, my god.

Don't worry about it, chica.

Doubted you.

DOUG: Charmaine, get to the safe room.

Drugs? Oh, no, that's not drugs.

Dude, are you actually here right now?

Dude, go talk to Ryan.

Dude, how am I supposed to get that?

Dude, no. Her vagina's probably stuffed with diplomas.

Dude, no. I am screwed. I can't leave.

Dude, nothing has gone according to plan tonight.

Dude, scissoring is not a thing.

Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.

Dude, you're in full on jail. (chuckles)

Dude?

Educational purposes.

Enhanced by Point.360

Enough with the revivals already. It's total bullshit.

Ever again, okay.

Ever enter your minds?

Every single night! (laughs)

Every time I come to visit you,

Every time somebody arrives, okay? (chuckles)

Everybody calls her that.

Everything has a name. O Love my baby girl.

Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging

Excuse me? Pardon me?

Excuse me. Jesus Christ!

Fa fair townspeople!

Fair townspeople, I swear to god!

Fake college IDs,

Ferris isn't trying to fall in love...

Fine. I'm going. Just gonna...

First crush?

Flip it upside down.

For dabbling in pornography?

For my sake, my self esteem?

For when she needs a liver.

For, like, 28 hours.

Forever.

Friend.

From my analysis yesterday,

Fuck the soccer ball.

Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.

Fuck those losers.

Fuck you, dude.

Fuck you, George.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, I left my phone in his car!

Fuck, yeah, I do. Fuck, yeah!

Fuck!

Fuck! No one is answering!

Fuck.

Fuck... No! Not right now.

Fuckin'...

Full support, no questions asked,

Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?

Gege, are you okay?

George locked himself in the closet.

GEORGE: Now that the amuse bouche

Georgetown. Jesus.

Get her. Flick the bean.

GIGI (on phone): Jared, where the fuck did you go?

Gigi likes to crunch them up and snort them.

Gigi, hit the track.

Gigi, mm, dig deeper.

Gigi, the girl who jumped off your boat

GIGI: Because she loves him.

GIGI: By the way, I am pretty impressed

GIGI: Fuck!

GIGI: I told him. Those guys seem quiet,

GIGI: Karaoke in the guest room!

GIGI: Keep it down out there!

GIGI: No. (sobbing)

Go get 'em.

Go get her. Hug me.

Go! Immerse yourselves.

God, I missed you. Fuck.

God, I'm gonna miss you. Come here.

Going for the back. That's cool.

Good luck at Google next year, okay.

Good morning.

Good. I'm glad you guys are having some fun

Good. You're ready to dominate this day.

Got their graduation gifts. Right?

Great air flow back there. Get on in there.

Great deal of care was taken.

Great. Okay, that does sound like her.

Grip escape move!

Guys, the re election is coming up,

Ha has anybody seen, uh, Molly?

Half Slytherin, half Ravenclaw, yeah?

Hands off each other.

Harvard.

Have a great... (purrs)

He sprained his ankle. She had a hearing aid.

He was just looking at a meme on his phone.

He's allergic to work.

Head off to college,

Help! Molly, help me!

Helping women make their own tampons.

Here comes the one percent.

Here. Try one of these strawberries.

Hey, Amy, there's...

Hey, Evelyn.

Hey, guys, let's go ahead and take a seat.

Hey, have you guys seen Amy?

Hey, hey! I need you to do the talking.

Hey, I'm not going to college.

Hey, Jare.

Hey, listen, this pong

Hey, Miss Fine? You should come party with us tonight.

Hey, um, I might pretend

Hey, you can't smoke up here.

Hey! A dollar in the swear jar.

Hey! We are not assholes, okay? Let's just...

Hi, it's Molly and Amy.

Hi, Miss Fine.

Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?

Hi, Theo.

Hi.

His aunt went on a cruise ship that broke down,

His boner all up against Ryan.

Hmm.

Hmm. This...

Ho how...

Hog tie your ankles,

Honestly, anywhere I can find a couch to crash on.

Honestly, it's surprising that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,

Honestly, pushy is a compliment.

HOPE: (giggles) Sorry.

HOPE: All right, well, uh, have fun, nerd.

HOPE: Go!

HOPE: Okay.

HOPE: What the fuck?

HOPE: Yeah, I figured.

Horrible. Like... horrible.

How 'bout you don't knock it until you've tried it?

How are you dry?

How are you so fucking shiny?

How are you?

How dare you say that about my best friend.

How did you graduate sixth grade?

How do I pee? How do I shit?

How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.

How many orders that big do you think

How much you wanna bet?

How old are you, by the way?

How tall are you?

How?

How?

How? How are we gonna find out where the party is?

How's it going? Did you find Ryan?

Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?

I always felt like we were similar.

I am beautiful.

I am dead serious.

I am not a coward.

I am not graduating without you.

I am shutting it off real quick.

I can be the last one on the plane.

I can just plug it in up here.

I can't believe that happened.

I can't believe you didn't tell me

I can't look right at it.

I cannot believe I lasted an entire year

I cannot have another Mango A Go Go ever again.

I could have you across the state line

I deferred Columbia until next fall.

I did. I did.

I didn't know you could do that from that angle.

I don't audition.

I don't know a Nick.

I don't know if that was clear.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know anything.

I don't like him.

I don't need to use my brain.

I don't think that's the hole you think it is.

I don't think we are.

I don't usually leave my underwear

I don't want you guys to make the same mistake I did.

I feel like it could help you relax.

I feel like you're gonna move. Don't move.

I felt like I had to prove that I was better than you.

I figured I'd bring back your clothes.

I gave guys "roadside assistance," right?

I gave them a ride home, that's all.

I got in early.

I got pregnant with my first child in the summer...

I got recruited to go code for Google.

I gotta go take care of them, make sure they don't kill themselves.

I had some really dark moments there in my 20s.

I had the lives of 100 people in my hands.

I have headphones, madam.

I have nowhere to go with this. It's too perfect.

I have this thing where I like to hear

I haven't slept with anybody.

I I was being a coward.

I just can't imagine my life without you.

I just don't like meek people.

I just like that she's...

I just need to be smooth and flexible.

I just want people to know my real name.

I just, you know, wanna see some stuff before college.

I just... I didn't think the girls would, too.

I keep that to protect myself from bad people.

I knew, like, Ben and Max and Dick Splinter

I know this is unrealistic and bad for women,

I know where Queen Noor is from.

I know women apologize too much,

I know, dude. I can barely believe it.

I left my tin of special things

I lied to you, Moll.

I like my choices,

I locked that.

I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park,

I mean, he's you know, he's the vice president.

I mean, I don't even have nipples.

I mean, I went crazy.

I mean, is it? Is it worse?

I mean, it's not Apple,

I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman

I mean, this ass won't quit.

I mean, what are you doing for the summertime?

I mean, you try hard at everything. That's what I like about you.

I missed you.

I need to review that part. Wait, it start...

I need you at a two.

I never have to see any of you

I only know sorrow...

I said it to you. You can't smoke.

I said, I said once a day.

I should probably go make sure that's not an actual dead man's float.

I should probably take off mine, too.

I spent the majority of my 20s

I think I do.

I think I might, like,

I think it's healthy for a relationship

I thought I knew everything about you.

I thought the strawberries would have hit by now.

I thought you were a sex positive feminist.

I told you guys that, right?

I used to think you were all work and no play...

I wanna design fucking airplanes.

I want you to experience this.

I want you two to go to this party,

I was having the conversation with her.

I was kicking ass and busting curves,

I was so selfish.

I was so... scared of you,

I will be directing, and Alan...

I will fucking lay you out. Okay?

I will see you two inside, all right? (laughs)

I wish that would've been a secret,

I would make passionate sex to Molly Davidson.

I would've guessed that Nick hooked up with Theo

I, I got some soup dumps.

I, too, have a fear of big cats.

I... I am fun.

I... I can't reach.

I... I don't know what to do once, um...

I'd just put a bag over her personality.

I'll come back a moment, okay. Don't move.

I'll have 'em change it. What do you think?

I'll holler at you later, I guess.

I'll just, um...

I'll start a fire!

I'll take care of you. You guys are the best.

I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with.

I'm a single woman living in Los Angeles,

I'm being sarcastic!

I'm being so mean to him, but it's working.

I'm calling Malala.

I'm co... I'm coming...

I'm fine.

I'm going for the entire year.

I'm going to Africa without you.

I'm going to experience a seminal, fun anecdote,

I'm going to Yale, too.

I'm gonna give you the address.

I'm gonna go downstairs.

I'm gonna have to pay a fine

I'm good, I don't even know if she's into girls,

I'm incredible at handjobs,

I'm just copying the address.

I'm just doing my best,

I'm just gonna...

I'm just so thankful we get to spend the whole night together

I'm literally gonna physically die.

I'm looking straight down at it.

I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.

I'm not going for the summer.

I'm not gonna be here.

I'm not gonna, like, suck a dick at my own home

I'm not knocking it, but it's just...

I'm not used to approaching it from that angle

I'm offer only. (chuckles)

I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.

I'm so glad you called.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. These shorts, they don't have pockets.

I'm sorry I'm so controlling.

I'm sorry, but I don't get it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry.

I'm sorry. That was bad.

I'm sorry. We can touch your clothes?

I'm taking a gap year.

I've always wanted you to come out.

I've been fucking waiting for this

I've been planning it for months.

I've done whatever you wanted all night.

I've heard great things. And hey, everybody else

I've never lied to my parents before.

I've seen it, like, 50 times.

Ice tiger.

If I didn't drag you to do things, Amy, you just wouldn't do them.

If Nick's what you want, then that's what you deserve.

If only there was just...

If she wants to party with you?

If we claim to have a weapon,

If you don't tell me what it is,

If you ever say anything like that about yourself again,

If you guys wanna listen to your music,

If you need anything.

If you roll these, and then you'll have more room.

If you were a criminal, you'd be

Imagine if I just went in. That'd be weird, right?

In a completely different direction.

In her hands 'cause she loves me.

In January? You've been lying to me since January?

In my case.

In my summer program

In places that aren't my room.

In some meaningless protest somewhere

In the United States.

In your car, and I need it!

In your weird ass bathroom. Watch my stuff.

In, in, in. Go, go, go.

In, like, 40 minutes,

In, like, whatever this is.

Interesting.

Is actually supposed to be my thing.

Is is there really another way you would prefer,

Is taking a million APs and getting into Yale

Is the "her" me? 'Cause I'm fine.

Is this some Manson family shit?

Is this some mirage?

It died.

It is very important that you keep the safety...

It makes sense to hook up in a car.

It was actually funny. It's, it's what we did

It was great, wasn't it? (chuckles)

It's a female detective.

It's a little bit shocking

It's a long trip. (chuckles)

It's a means to an end.

It's a murder mystery party.

It's a national chain. It's a sensation.

It's a nice dress.

It's a party, technically.

It's a purely ceremonial visit.

It's basically a popularity contest. He's useless.

It's crazy we haven't hung out

It's different from her sexual orientation.

It's fine. Everybody shows up to parties late.

It's fine. I'll use mine. I'll use mine.

It's for educational purposes.

It's go time!

It's gonna be fine. Trust me.

It's infuriating.

It's intolerable.

It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.

It's just is not, it's not what I anticipated.

It's like ayahuasca but asian.

It's like everything's different.

It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.

It's like... it's cooler to be late.

It's literally all we do.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

It's okay. Amy! Amy! We will get it tomorrow.

It's over on the west side.

It's sick! The catering company

It's the panda, okay?

It's too weird of a story to be made up.

It's, it's all right.

It's, uh, Nick Howland's aunt's house.

Its adrenaline and rage just made it stronger...

Jared, it's fine. Isn't she your girlfriend or something?

Jared, just go.

Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.

Jared, you are not my student.

Jared, you know where the party is, right?

Jared, you took Spanish, right?

JARED: "I am a woman.

JARED: All right.

JARED: Big me, littler me,

JARED: Good morning.

JARED: Okay. Now, you guys said

JARED: Yo, yo, what up, Miss Fine?

Jared... stop.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Just a down, but a flip.

Just a quick Q.

Just call me Jordan.

Just forget about Nick's. No one will even tell us where it is.

Just got a little dizzy for a second there.

Just kidding. I don't have one.

Just kidding. Imagine if I did, though.

Just wanted to drop off a last day present for my favorite teach.

Just, just make up a story, but don't say

Just, like, please don't call me "Triple A" at Yale next year.

Just, you... you talk a big game

Just... just perfect, round, huge mounds.

Ladies, it's the last day. You know?

Lamb meatball?

Last year in Barcelona.

Lean In: Women, Work and the Will to Lead...

Leave you in a room with, like, a saucer of milk

Let me have this body!

Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.

Let's call another Lyft.

Let's focus on getting through the rest of the day without...

Let's fuckin' do this.

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Lido's could have filled tonight?

Light 'em up, Luanne!

Like I don't know you next year.

Like this.

Like, a bajillion.

Like, I do all the heavy lifting in our friendship.

Like, It was bad. You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?

Like, no, too much flick. Like... whoo.

Like, not even ironically.

Like, some really dark moments.

Like, you jumped in the pool,

Listen to me, this actually might happen.

Listen, my teammates usually aren't this mean.

Little baby Jared at the bottom.

Look at the memory box,

Look at you, you bad bitch.

Look what I found,

Look who made it!

Look who she's bringing.

Look, I use, just...

Look! Oh, god, you're bringing Lingling.