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Along Came Polly (2004)

Along Came Polly (2004)

Along Came Polly is a romantic comedy film released in 2004. The movie follows the story of a risk-averse insurance analyst named Reuben Feffer, played by Ben Stiller, who finds his life turned upside down when his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. As his world crumbles, he reconnects with Polly Prince, portrayed by Jennifer Aniston, a carefree and spontaneous woman who challenges his cautious nature. Directed by John Hamburg, the film also stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as Reuben's best friend, Sandy Lyle. With a memorable cast and a delightful blend of humor and romance, Along Came Polly offers an entertaining and lighthearted viewing experience. You can play and download the sounds of this film here.

A second family?
A wife and kids and a golden retriever.
Aboard the what? My sailboat.
Actually, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, so You douche bags bring your A game?
After about a month of dating, I knew she was the one.
Ah, and, uh
Ah, come on, Reub. Weather report said sunny skies.
Ah, right. The insurance man. I'm afraid Leland's in the hospital.
Ah, you know what? As long as you are for scuba, Leuban, I am happy.
Ah. I didn't figure you a fan of musical theater.
Ah. Nah. I'm very much alive, my friend.
All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid.
All right, look, just don't do anything, all right?
All right, okay. Oh. All right. That's nice. Okay, so
All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go,
All right, well, this is me. Great.
All right, you want me to check him out? Yeah.
All right! Where are you taking her?
All right? Are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right. Anyway, I was thinking I'd come meet you.
All right. Can you give me a minute, Stan? I'm just gonna run to the men's room.
All right. I analyze risk for a living. It's my job to worry.
All right. Okay?
All right. Okay. Ow!
All right. Well, let's make sure he checks out first and You see?
Analyst. Analyst. Analyst.
And Oh, if you do come, you should wear comfortable shoes.
And about four and a half years ago, I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer,
And all of us here at Indurby and Friends...
And And, uh, I think you guys will be really happy together.
And automobile insurance...
And come in and try to take her away, because I've had that happen before and it's not gonna happen again.
And having a plan and knowing what my next move is,
And he is sexually active in the community.
And he looks pretty damn healthy, right?
And he's a sexy guy, right?
And he's, uh, at a decent weight,
And I don't eat food with my hands,
And I gotta say... things aren't looking too good from our end.
And I guarantee you by the end of the weekend, you'll know what a safe bet I really am.
And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way.
And I was gonna try and sell it to the network when I'm done.
And I'd like you to consider moving in with me.
And I'm not gonna let some big shot salsa king...
And I'm not gonna put my reputation on the line for a group of freaking amateurs.
And I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing,
And I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad,
And if he wants to remain the C.E.O. of a publicly held company, guess what he needs.
And it's supposed to be like specially made in Sweden or something.
And just physically sick than I have in my entire life.
And now you live here in New York? Yeah, moved here a few months ago.
And proudly recommend that Leland Van Lew...
And that wasn't dirty dancing, that was just salsa.
And the answer is no, friends,
And the whole thing.
And there are no cute guys here. I haven't noticed.
And this has just been an incredible day and night.
And we have kinda like a like a scuba party.
And, um, there's a pager number too.
Anyway, uh, so what's your deal? You've got to be married with kids...
Apparently, he's one of these extreme sports nuts.
Apparently, Lisa's doing wonderfully down there in St. Barts,
Are those storm clouds up ahead?
Are willing to lay our asses on the line...
Are you okay? 'Cause you're sweating pretty profusely.
Are you okay? Great. Thank you.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Are you sure you're all right?
Are you sure? 'Cause I got a hang up,
Are you sure? Yeah.
Are you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Are you trying to manipulate me? Of course I am.
Around 9:00 if you can make it.
As you know, this is a highly complex case.
Au revoir, Leuban. Bye bye, honey.!
Australian guy, right? Um, was on the cover of Forbes last year?
Aw. And I couldn't be happier...
Be quiet, 'cause I'm... tryin' to prepare.
Bear fighting, snake wrangling,
Because I'm confused, Sandy.
Because I'm ready to do that with you, Reuben.
Because she and I are a couple, all right? Yeah, we're dating.
Big smile, everyone! Come on. You love each other.
Brings 'em right back to childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that.
But And I don't mean this in a bad way. Right.
But anyway, be that as it may, we have Mr. Feffer's associate here, Mr. Sanford Lyle,
But everyone know he is a hippo.
But I couldn't have gone through all that
But I happen to believe in a little thing called destiny.
But I promise you that I will never, ever hurt you again.
But I wanna hold onto me company.
But I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer,
But if you can pull this thing together,
But if you get on that plane and you go to Cincinnati...
But it doesn't really matter 'cause I doubt she'll ever want to see me again.
But one of our senior analysts, Reuben Feffer,
But please leave a detailed message after the beep.
But we're goin' out with that guy.
But you're playing Judas.
But, uh, any chance you are for scuba today?
But, uh, what about you? You ever gotten close or
By the way, dude, is your health okay?
Bye. Hello. Okay. Hello. Hello, Polly?
Bye. Okay, bye.
Can I pick the place?
Can we please just focus for a second? I'm almost finished.
Come here. Oh. Okay.
Come on down and give us a hand.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, let's play.
Come on, Reuben, focus. You have to last at least five minutes here.
Come on, you mother! You can do better than that!
Come on! This is ridiculous.
Come on. Bigger one. What is the point of these things really?
Come on. You can do it.
Come on. You can't cancel. I thought you were so excited to go.
Conservatively, I don't know, 17 people eat these nuts on a given night.
Cool. Polly Prince.
Costa Rica, Buffalo, a couple other places.
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Could I have the ball for a second? Could I have the ball?
Croco Tears. Yep, that's me.
Crocodile wrestling,
Cute. Hey, you mind if I use your bathroom?
Dance floor's like a Slip 'N Slide, dude. I thought I told them not to wax this.
Defining moments of my life or something, you know?
Did I ever tell you that?
Did you just spank me?
Did you pack him, or did you did you
Did you spank her?
Dirty Why are their Why are their hands dirty?
Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?
Do you have to use the word bone every time?
Dude, that was incredible.
Dude, why would you make number two in her apartment?
Exactly.
Exactly. Like the hippo.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hi. Hello.
Feffer? Yes. Hi. Reuben Feffer.
Fifty?
Find yourself another dance partner.
Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life.
Four minutes, 27, 26, 25.
Friend of yours? Yeah, that's Roxanne.
From the top, okay, Wonsuk?
Fuck. Hey, there he is!
Funny.
Geez!
Give me your crown, okay, Wonsuk? Screw you, Sandy.!
Gladys, I got to call you back.
Gladys! He's due in Los Angeles next week.
Go away. Go away.
Go on. Kiss each other.
Go! Go! Shoo! Poo!
God only knows what they do companies anyway.
Good bye. Nice to meet you, Claude.
Good evening, folks. Uh, I'm Sandy Lyle,
Good night, Polly. Good night, Reuben.
Good night. Oh, okay.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good shot. Good shot.
Good things. Good things.
Good. My name is Claude. What is, uh, you guys' name?
Guys? Hello.! # We'rejammin'##
Guys. I called her to apologize.
Ha ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, what, am I running a bed and breakfast?
Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Had his spleen burst just a few moments ago, and
Happy as a hippo.
Have I parachuted off the top of a building? No. Uh huh.
Have you ever heard of a guy shouting out 50 when he orgasmed? Yeah.
Having fun.
He got bit while swimming with great whites last week. I'm sorry?
He responds by inviting me up to Nantucket for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge.
He was not my boyfriend. We went out for like three days. It was two months!
He's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
He's old. He can't really see anymore.
Hello, everybody. I'm Stan Indursky, Reuben's boss.
Hello?
Hello? Hi. It's Lisa.
Hello.
Her mother told me she was back. You're doing the right thing here, Reub.
Her yearbook stats are really impressive. Did you see the tattoo on her back?
Here you go. Okay.
Here. Keep the walkie on channel 13, all right?
Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Hey, Deborah. It's Reuben Feffer from Indursky and Sons calling for Mr. Van Lew.
Hey, did we sanitize these things? Reuben!
Hey, don't make excuses. She's a dime store hooker, and she always will be.
Hey, have you, um have you talked to Polly?
Hey, I am a hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it.
Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy.
Hey, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, Leland.! We'll be out there in a minute.!
Hey, listen, this woman means more to me than anything else in the world,
Hey, Lois. The room looks beautiful.
Hey, look. Look, I'm eating nuts.
Hey, pal. Hey, Larry.
Hey, Polly, it's me. Listen, um,
Hey, Polly!
Hey, Polly! How's it going? I'll give you a shout when I'm through, all right?
Hey, Reub.
Hey, Reuben! Uh, it's Polly... Prince.
Hey, Reuben. You ready?
Hey, Reuby Tuesday. ¿Cómo estás?
Hey, Tina. Hey, Mitch.
Hey, what do you think, guys?
Hey, what's that noise? Nothing.
Hey, why don't you use that key finder I bought you? Reuben, I don't...
Hey, you guys want to play some twos?
Hey, you know what? Could we switch?
Hey, you think maybe you could give me some salsa lessons?
Hey,Javi, this is Lisa,
Hey,Javi.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Sound speed.
Hey.
Hey. Did you call me last night?
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Hi!
Hey. Oh.
Hi, Polly. I am Claude.
Hi, Reuben. It's Polly Prince.
Hi.
Hi. Hi. This is so funny. I didn't know you lived down here.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. Hey.
Hi. I'm sorry. I'm on the phone.
Hi. Need big table, please. Four people.
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
Hi. This is Reuben. No!
His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.
Hit me, dude.
Hmm. If I'd known your grandmother had embroidered that towel,
Holy shit, Leuban! This is not what it look like.
Holy shit.!
Honey!
How could you let Polly pick the restaurant?
How different could she be? I mean, she was a senior delegate at the Model U.N.
How does everyone know about this?
How's it coming with Herb Lazare, D.D.S.? Hello?
How's it going?
How's your bruise? It's okay.
Huh? Right? Yeah!
Huh.
Huh. She looks good.
I Gosh. I spent like 200 bucks on this loofah. Hmm.
I I was for a few weeks. But then all he ever talked about was scuba diving.
I I don't think I've ever heard you speak before, Mr. Feffer.
I I I I mean, I made such a compelling argument.
I actually like this. Yeah, it's good. You do?
I always carry me chute in case I find a good launching point. Oh, no.
I always saw you as that guy that would settle down at a young age,you know?
I am on it, and I'm gonna make it happen.
I am so glad that you came. Yeah. I wore my comfortable shoes just like you said.
I am so sorry for the delay, folks,
I am so sorry, Reuben. Thanks, Gladys.
I am unable to get to the phone right now, No! No!
I am. Yeah. It's going incredibly well.
I assess risk for a living, so I know that I have a.013% chance...
I bought a goddamn house! I got to move out of this apartment in like six weeks!
I bought it!
I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fascinating. I learned a lot about myself.
I can't believe you remember that. Oh, of course.
I can't believe you're not married. I mean, even when we were kids,
I couldn't have thrown up 19 times in 48 days...
I did not sleep with him out of charity.
I did nothing, Leuban. My name is not Leuban! It is Reuben!
I do. I do.
I don't I don't have a plan. Yes, you do!
I don't care that you that you don't know how to dance.
I don't even know where that yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi thing came from. It was just awesome.
I don't know if I can do that. What the hell is wrong with you? Get your ass over here!
I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit came out.
I don't know what you're talking about. A BASE jump. A free fall from an inanimate object.
I don't know why you're making this into such a big deal.
I don't know, I was thinking about maybe dropping by tomorrow.
I don't know, Lisa.
I don't know, Lisa. Let me think about it.
I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked nice.
I don't live my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan?
I don't see how putting these two girls in the Riskmaster's gonna help you make up your mind.
I don't see what the big deal is. They make the bed look nice.
I don't think that's who I really am.
I don't think you really wanna leave here.
I don't understand.
I don't wanna get married.
I don't want anyone breaking a hip. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of it.
I don't want freedom, Sandy! I want to be married!
I don't want you to go away, Polly.
I don't want you to go. I'm just gonna You gotta talk about it.
I don't. Huh. Interesting.
I feel like this could be one of those...
I feel like this could be one of those...
I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and off a stupid bed!
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough.
I got him in Sicily at a flea market years ago.
I got to check my schedule. All right, well, how about I'll give you my card.
I gotta tell you, I'm really excited about this. Really.
I guess 'cause I hadn't seen you for so long and Oh, it's so okay.
I guess I did manage to pass a few resolutions.
I guess I was wrong.
I had a mother who made me afraid of everything.
I hate spicy food. I knew it!
I have a little crick in my wrist. You just felt that little
I have, um I have no interest...
I haven't been to a party by myself in a long time.
I heard about your honeymoon.
I hired Dustin and Vic myself.
I hope he doesn't have to buy that now.
I just bought this house. I move in next month.
I just can't believe she came back.
I just don't understand the point.
I just gotta find my keys here. Oh, shoot.
I just have to go pee. Okay.
I just need a little bit of water.
I just sharted. Now let's go.
I just wanna make sure I'm making the right decision.
I just wanna take you to dinner...
I just, um I was embarrassed, and I...
I kinda get stir crazy if I'm stuck in one place for too long, you know what I mean?
I knew that girl was a slut the second I met her.
I know it's your song, but I felt something, and I decided to go with it.
I know, but Polly.
I know, but you know how I am about boats, and I'm feeling a little queasy.
I know, I know. Okay.
I like to give her a little spankin'.
I like to live life on the edge.
I lost my shoe! Look at this place!
I love you, Reuben.
I love you. I love you too.
I love you.! I love you!
I mean Ohh!
I mean, I just wish they wouldn't surround me with a bunch of amateurs.
I mean, I might not even be there.
I mean, I thought I thought you were really happy with Claude.
I mean, like, you really convey...
I mean, my goddamn wife shows up on my doorstep...
I mean, people wonder why they get E. coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis,
I mean, we'rejust kind of Hi, I'm Polly.
I mean, what kind of cold, heartless bitch...
I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly.
I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer...
I need this kid fresh when he gets back.
I only take the calculated ones. Trust me, I plan on being round for ages yet.
I promise you I take care of Lisa as if she were my own flesh and blood.
I really feel like I ran into Polly for a reason.
I recognized you from the Forbes cover.
I see you two are new to the island. I want to come have a meet
I shouldn't have asked you to come down here.
I show you the coral reef,
I spend getting throw pillows on and off the bed? How many?
I tell ya, I think I might end up marrying this woman.
I think I might have fractured me coccyx.
I think I might take off. Really?
I think I need a little time just to figure things out.
I think it could help. need the stupid key finder!
I thought so. Impressive presentation. He's insured.
I thought you died, like, 15 years ago.
I told you I'm not getting back together with her. Okay.
I walked in on her, on Lisa,
I want this Van Lew thing settled by the time I get back. All right?
I want you to stay away from Polly, all right?
I was barely famous back then, and I'm never gonna be famous again.
I was gonna ask you to move in with me first.
I was just Do you hear that? Really?
I was told that you had more imagination...
I was worried that you'd been through hell and back with that whore wife of yours.
I will sit at your feet, and I will serve you for all of eternity.
I would've never Oh, really, you know what, that's okay.
I wouldn't be seeing you if I was planning It's cool, you know?
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa,
I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that.
I'll adopt a Somalian kid, or I'll work in Calcutta, or I'll
I'll be out in a sec. All right.
I'll be playing Jesus as well.
I'll be right by your side the whole time.
I'll take you for a bit of a sail, give you a chance to really get to know me.
I'm actually headlining a new revival of Jesus Christ Superstar.
I'm appreciating the art.
I'm back.
I'm going into the house, remember? The house that I bought for us to live in.
I'm going to Barbados with my mistress for the weekend.
I'm gonna ask this nice Native American man to get us a bigger table.
I'm gonna be in Nantucket at the end of the month.
I'm gonna go run some errands in town.
I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.
I'm gonna vomit.
I'm good.
I'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector, he plays the keyboards in the house band.
I'm just calling to say that, um, I'm free tomorrow night if you want to get together.
I'm just gonna do a bit of a BASE jump.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm just not into this whole dirty dancing thing.
I'm like the unofficial scuba king of St. Barts,
I'm not a virgin, Sandy.
I'm not being neurotic. No.
I'm not familiar with that story.
I'm not getting back together with you.
I'm not looking for cute guys.
I'm not really big on the whole, um, long term commitment thing.
I'm playing Jesus. That's my song.
I'm so sorry, Reuben. Oh. Thanks.
I'm trying to make sense out of what the hell she did.
I'm, uh, glad I saw that.
I've been doing a lot of stage acting. Getting back to my roots.
I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones,
I've been living my life, okay?
I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
Iceman!
If she chose an ethnic restaurant, you're gonna be running to the bathroom every five seconds.
If you wanna get back together with her,just let me know.
If you're calling for
If you're not gonna enjoy the ride.
In addition to playing the role ofJudas,
In this whole meshugas we call the insurance business.
In truth, uh,
Indursky and Sons, how may I help you?
Interesting. What's it say?
Irritable bowel syndrome.
Irving and Vivian Feffer. Polly, it's so good meeting you.
Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man...
Is the best risk assessment expert...
Is this the service elevator?
Isn't this exciting? It is. It's fun.
It has been a little bit tough noogies for me.
It is, Reuben. That's okay.
It was only a flesh wound.
It was perfect, but just a little pricey.
It'd be great to catch up on stuff and all that. I just
It's a bit too late, papi. She's leaving town in about two hours.
It's about the ride, for Christ's sake.
It's always the same story with you, huh, pal?
It's an absolute hot zone in there.
It's an art opening for this Dutch guy,Jost.
It's cool. I'm playing dual roles.
It's gonna be huge. Wow. That's cool.
It's good to see you again. Good bye, Polly.
It's just It's very graphic for a children's book.
It's just so great to see all these people, friends and family and
It's like I feel weird going away for the weekend when your wife's just come back into town.
It's like the story of the hippo.
It's not about what happened in the past...
It's not ridiculous.
It's okay now, but I think it might You know how it gets, you know? So why don't you go?
It's one of the most dangerous activities a human being can do.
It's probably off the market anyway.
It's the heli skiing,
It's the key finder, isn't it? No, it's so not the key finder.
Jesus Christ. They want to take the company public,
Jorgé, ice. The best man went down.
Judas is biting me.!
Judas. All right, look. Here's the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?
Just It's not gonna work out.
Just give me a call on my cell phone, all right?
Just kidding.! Oh.!
Just pray to God she doesn't go ethnic.
Just put it behind you. Speaking of which,
Just terrible.
Just what were you thinking?
Knock, knock!
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
Leave me a message, or call back, or not.
Leland to Feffer, Leland to Feffer. You there, mate?
Leland Van Lew. ' Ooh.! BASE jumping.!
Leland Van Lew's office. This is Deborah.
Leland, I mean, it's not just the BASE jumping.
Leland's blood pressure is pretty solid.
Let it rain!
Let it rain! I feel like I might be ready to move on.
Let it rain.!
Let's go get married. Okay.
Let's hear it for him.
Let's not bullcrap each other.
Let's see, Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland,
Let's see. Recently renovated colonial in Montclair, three bedroom.
Leuban, look to me in my eyeball.
Leuban, this is not the way!
Life insurance. Bingo was his name.
Lisa came back, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out.
Lisa, she she broke my heart.
Lisa! Claude! #Sojam by my side #
Lisa?
Lisa.! who showed me an apartment,
Listen to me.
Look at her.
Look, I made a mistake, all right? I should've never put you in the Riskmaster.
Look, I need you to do something for me that's really, really important.
Look, Reuben. Yeah.
Look, we had a scuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine.
Look, you can forget it. I'm not going to a party.
Man, I saw that movie in high school.
Mathletes don't wear body art like that. 'Nuff said. Ball in!
Maybe a little extra bonus for you, help you with those house payments.
Maybe you were right. Maybe this is just a fling.
Mazel Tov!
Mazel tov.!
Might be a lot of dough in it for us,
Mm hmm. I'm good. Absolutely sure?
Mm hmm. Why? Are you coming out of a bad relationship or
Mm mmm. Are you sure?
Mmm.
Mom, we went to middle school together. We were both delegates in the Model U.N.
Motocross racing bastard die?
Move into your house, and move on with your life.
My life's working out just like I planned.
My... wife.
No point. They're stupid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
No way. You should just cut your losses and get back with Lisa.
No worries. Reuben Feffer.
No, I don't, Mom.
No, I thought I'd give it one last try. Hey,Javi.
No, I'm kinda coming out of like eight bad relationships.
No, I'm not planning on getting back together with her.
No, I'm not. I'm single. Yeah, I haven't taken the plunge.
No, Lisa.
No, my friend Sandy Lyle is in the show.
No, no, they're... decorative.
No, no. I'm a waitress.
No, no. I'm good. But if the right person came along, things might be different, right?
No, not technically, but times have changed since you were last single.
No, of course not. I'm just
No, really.
No, remember? You were the person who broke Oh, my God!
No, they're just not where I left them before.
No,yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No! I don't No.
No! No, that's not all right. Polly, can I call you back in a second?
No! No!
No! That'd be great. Okay, good. So you're actually gonna commit to something in advance.
No! You've been wanting to try this. I want you to go, okay?
No? No.
No. Can we stay a couple more minutes? Dude, no.
No. Got it.
No. I can't
No. I've been here about four months. Uh huh.
No. It'll be fun. I'll pick you up like at 4:00, all right?
No. Oh, no. N No.
No. You don't eat mixed nuts at a bar. Everybody knows that.
No.! Yahoo!
Not anymore. You know how many minutes a day...
Now you look like a pro racquetballer. How's that shirt fit, all right?
Now, he's dealing with a personal situation, so he asked me to fill in.
Now, how do you kids know each other? I told you.
Now, I'm asking you this because you're my oldest friend in the world.
Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time,
Now, Reub's not the sort of fellow to brag about his own success,
Now, you gotta relax. I'm a professional actor,
Occupied. I'm gonna be here all night, dude.
Of course.
Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows.
Oh, and, Lisa, don't tire him out too bad on the honeymoon.
Oh, come on. It's a little more serious than that.
Oh, come on. You know what? It's easier than it looks.
Oh, damn!
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. That's terrible.
Oh, hey, Polly! How's it going? Good.
Oh, I'm hugging. Oh, I love you so much. 'Liar.!
Oh, it's so pretty! It's beautiful.
Oh, look at that. You got me a new loofah.
Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Oh, my God! I don't believe this!
Oh, my God! I think I know that guy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I cannot believe it is you. This is Polly.
Oh, my God. Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit.! Did you know that?
Oh, my God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?
Oh, my God. You're right.
Oh, my goodness.!
Oh, my stars and stripe. Leuban!
Oh, no, I'm okay. I don't think I have my sea legs yet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're just, uh We're just hangin' out.
Oh, no, no. You know what? I should probably just check my schedule, see if I can even do it.
Oh, no! No, no. You can't be done yet.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Oh, no. Yeah. Hi.
Oh, no. Your stomach's acting funny?
Oh, of course. What I'm trying to determine are the kinds of risks you actually do take.
Oh, okay. Okay. Then let mejust ask you this.
Oh, Reuben, that's really thank you really sweet.
Oh, right, right. That's right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, sure,yeah. Oh, actually, that's not the bathroom.
Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right? Feffer.
Oh, thanks. And all the candles have been replaced...
Oh, that's a mistake! She's not right for you, dude.
Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Reuben.
Oh, very nice. Reu, you'll never guess who I ran into yesterday.
Oh, we gotta go do that. I've never been to Nantucket. You wanna come?
Oh, what are you doing here?
Oh, wow. This is great. It's so cozy.
Oh, wow. This is incredible.
Oh, yeah, completely.
Oh, yeah? Like where? Oh, God, where?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, I'm not I'm not sure.
Oh, you doing some shopping? Oh. Yeah.
Oh, you don't you don't sleep on these?
Oh, you still work in government, honey?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Holy shit! I didn't like that loofah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Hey. So, how's the house?
Oh. I see. Yeah.
Oh. Sweet.
Oh. Thank you. Yeah. You never know.
Oh. Thanks.
Oh.! This is amazing.! Hey, Leland!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh! I don't believe this.
Okay, great.
Okay, great. And can I get the address as well?
Okay, I don't really understand what you are talking about,
Okay, it's just I'm just really, truthfully not the kind of guy...
Okay, let me do the worrying 'cause you gotta get married. Right.
Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me, what kind of guy are ya?
Okay, so, um, I'll see you later... or not. I mean either way.
Okay, take your time.
Okay, well
Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.
Okay, yeah, I am. I think that would be really fun.
Okay? I found the perfect woman.
Okay. I just wanted to tell you I got your message, and you know what?
Okay. Let's say, uh,
Okay. Okay. Solid!
Okay. Really?
Okay. See ya. All right. Bye, Polly.
Okay. Solid. Okay.
Old school!
On average, only one out of every six people wash their hands when they go to the bathroom.
On paper, Van Lew is one of the riskiest sons ofbitches alive.
On your Riskmaster thingy and Okay, you know what?
One, two, three and
Ooh la la.! Ooh la la.!
Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate.
Or take a lap around the
Or what you think might happen in the future.
Or will this BASE jumping,
Out of place, embarrassed...
Ow!
People do that all the time. They have kids, they they they make plans,
Pick and roll! Pick and roll! Outlet! Outlet!
Please,just make the water
Polly I am. 'Cause you know what?
Polly Feffer.
Polly Prince Feffer.
Polly Prince.
Polly, can you hang on a second? Just hang on one second. No, I kinda have to go.
Polly, would you let me explain this? Uh huh.
Polly?
Polly? Focus for one second, okay? I'm sorry.
Polly? Yeah.
Polly.
Prince with a P.
Rain dance! Sandy, come on.
Raindrop!
Really? After one night?
Really? Have you done it? Yeah.
Really? I thought you hated dirty dancing clubs.
Really? It's only 3:00. It's a crime to beat the dinner crowds?
Really? So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger...
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? You know, I heard that from a few people.
Really. I mean, I'm sorry if you don't agree, Sandy,
Receive fifty million dollars in life and health...
Relax, Mom. I'm not promising anything. It's very exciting.
Relax. I'm your wingman.
Reub, come on in here. I want to spitball something with you.
Reuben I missed you too, but I mean, come on!
Reuben Feffer, senior risk assessment analysist. Right.
Reuben Feffer, Stan...
Reuben Feffer.
Reuben Feffer. Hey, Reuben, it's Polly Prince.
Reuben, are you insane? Whoa! Why is that so crazy?
Reuben, I came to you for a reason.
Reuben, I'm in shock. I mean, you just you don't you don't do things like that.
Reuben, I'm really I'm not upset. But when did this happen?
Reuben, I'm your wingman.
Reuben, it's too late. I have to be on a plane in, like, 45 minutes.
Reuben, itjust it happened.
Reuben, Lisa, let me just say...
Reuben, no. You called eight hotels. They all said that this guy was the best.
Reuben, you are a nice, safe, conventional guy.
Reuben?
Reuben? Hey.!
Reuben. Two minute warning. Lisa's on her way down. Okay, thanks.
Reuby Tuesday.! Hey!Javi!
Right. No, and and I think it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously. Uh huh.
Right. That's why it's not gonna work out between us.
Risky. She's writing a children's book where kids get maimed.
Rodolfo, wait.!
Sandy, do you want us over here? Put it over by the table.
Sandy, that's so That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Sandy, there's not a doubt in my mind.
Sandy!
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy! White chocolate!
Sandy?
Shark diving, volcano luging,
She That's No. She just doesn't like the phrasing.
She asked me to come upstairs. I mean, what should I have done?
She does that with, uh, bread, wine bottles and
She doesn't even call herself your girlfriend.
She left the address on my machine.
She needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do.
She said good bye. That's it.
She was in the chess club. She was a mathlete.
She was upset, bro. Must've been some kind of fight, huh?
She's a killer. No, seriously, um
She's a killer.!
Shoot. What's wrong? You lose your keys again?
Should I set something up for then? Okay, you know what, Deborah? Could you hang on one second, please?
Should I, um Should I pick a restaurant or
Since we've been together, I've felt more uncomfortable,
Smile, Grandma.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So are you coming or not? I'm coming.
So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and hejust say,
So be careful 'cause scuba can be very dangerous if the proper precautions aren't taken.
So here's what I think your new plan should be.
So how do you know what it's like?
So I did that star 69 thingy, and I swore I got your answering machine.
So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,
So I put all the risks and rewards into the program, Okay. Right.
So I see you gang are new to the island. I want to come have a meet with you, show you my boat.
So I'm going on a date with Polly.
So I'm going to do it for him.
So I'm just gonna go. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to go.
So I've been throwing up a lot lately.
So if I decide to bust out a solo, do me a favor and give me the freedom to rock out.

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