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Fletch (1985)

Fletch (1985)

Fletch, a 1985 film directed by Michael Ritchie, stars the charismatic Chevy Chase as the titular character, investigative reporter Irwin M. Fletcher. This crime comedy follows Fletch as he goes undercover to uncover a drug trafficking scheme, navigating through a web of deception and danger. The film boasts a talented cast including Tim Matheson, Joe Don Baker, and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, among others. With witty dialogue and Chase's impeccable comedic timing, Fletch has become a cult classic and a favorite among fans of the genre. To immerse yourself in the soundscape of Fletch, you can play and download its sounds here.

A .357 Magnum.
A $400 lunch tab?
A little one on one?
A man subjected to potential incineration
A man who needs no introduction!
A nun's habit. Six tubes of Crazy Glue.
About an elephant named Babar?
About eight years.
Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in.
Act natural.
Actually, l would.
Actually, my company is the sub insurers
After all, they are people, aren't they?
After l shoot you, l stick myself in the arm with this knife
Afternoon, Smog Patrol. Had your emissions checked?
Alan is the most loving husband a girl could have.
Alan Stanwyk does not own one single share of stock!
Alan Stanwyk is not involved in any improprieties.
Alan Stanwyk.
Alan, you're not planning on taking that $800,000
Alan's been keeping a lot of things secret lately.
Alan's in Utah.
Albert Einstein's forehead. You like it? l won it in a raffle.
All l know is, if l don't go back with something
All right, all right. About what?
All right, Frank.
All right, Gramps, move it along.
All right, how gray?
All right, that's it. You can turn your bike in at the next depot.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right. Strictly off the record, okay?
All this goes on the Underhills' bill?
Almost, is not an answer.
Almost.
And $3 million sounded like a good price to me.
And a damn fine answer, if l do say so my damn self. Thank you.
And a guarantee you won't get caught.
And a Lot of it.
And a movie and free drinks.
And a set of 30 weight ball bearings.
And a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich, please.
And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
And Chief Karlin was facing 20 years in the fun house.
And does the tough things that we need to win.
And hats off to Marge, his wife,
And he wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he'd had syphilis.
And he's coming off a game that was second to none in his brilliant career.
And he's not drooling anymore, it's a good sign.
And I'll fill you in?
And I'm calling about some ranch property I'd like to buy.
And I'm calling my father.
And I'm gonna need about 10 quarts of antifreeze,
And I'm nailing Chief Karlin as the major drug source on this beach.
And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No Doz.
And it's not the food section, Gail.
And it's the staff's night off.
And l am very thrilled and proud to be here today.
And l can't have that, Mr. Fletch.
And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer, Mr. Nugent.
And l overheard some people talking about the property you sold him.
And l take both seats up.
And l understand extradition from South America is very complicated.
And l wasn't at your wedding.
And l write a newspaper column under the name of Jane Doe.
And let's take a look at the play.
And lie about dying when he isn't dying?
And listen, if you print your story this week,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And personally assist her in her grief therapy.
And put down $30 for yourself, huh?
And she thought I was the bravest man in the world,
And step in like that. Swing. Step in with your left foot.
And the ball's going to come now. l want you to pivot. Ready?
And the dying.
And the gun gets loose, and l shoot you right between the eyes.
And the Lakers have the lead!
And the reason l ask you to do me this service
And then pivot your body,
And to my right, Michael Kenyon,
And wash those windows. They've got filth and muck on them.
And we feel restrained and perhaps even embarrassed
And we're just glad to be here.
And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
And when was the last time you saw Alan?
And you won't live to regret it!
And you're jeopardizing everything !
And your mouth shut.
Are you a good shot?
Are you always this forward?
Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Are you Mr. Marvin Stanwyk? Yeah.
Are you on a scavenger hunt, or did l just forget to pay my dinner check?
Are you serious?
Are you still in love with Alan?
Arnold Babar.
As a matter of fact. . .
As the number one drug pusher from here to Oxnard.
Ask anybody.
Ask me another one.
At the twilight's last gleaming
Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher.
B1. B1. Thank you very much.
Back here?
Barbara Wattell, Walter Smith,
Bea Dorfman.
Beat it, cop!
Because I'm bored.
Because that whole experience there,
Because we can't.
Believe me, I've thought about it.
Benign? There's no mention of cancer here at all? That's it?
Better tie your shoelaces first.
Blew it for me.
Bow and arrow. Very weird.
Boy, oh, shut it.
Boy, what in the hell's the matter with you?
Boy, you never get used to the smell, do you?
Bravo, Mr. Fletcher. Bravo.
Breathe easy.
Breathe easy.
Bring two bottles of Dom Perignon to Cabana 1.
Burns enough to go to South America and back.
Business has really picked up, huh?
But I needed a second wind, a beer and a wardrobe change.
But I'm also very married.
But if you come along nosing around,
But l always kid him about it. l say,
But l do believe that's a violation of my rights.
But l don't know how to put it.
But l mean the very end, when he actually died.
But murder does not.
But she didn't seem to grasp it.
But since Dr. JeIIyfinger wasn't talking,
But somebody's bucking for a promotion.
But the end was very, very sudden.
But the Secret Service, they. . .
But they. . . Remember how much you drank that day?
But we had our own version of one on one,
But you can read all about that in tomorrow's paper.
But you've gotta trust me.
But, you know, I had a Lot of help,
By the dawn's early light
By the way, Alan is a very big drug smuggler.
Cabaña 1. One. Right.
California Racquet Club? Right.
Can l ask anybody now?
Can l get you something?
Can l steal you for a minute?
Can you wait a minute? l just have to wee wee.
Can't keep me here, Chief.
Can't you hear me? I said pull over...
Cancer. Cancer Society Benefit.
Cash? I'm impressed.
Cavanaugh?
Charcoal.
Charred remains found by the police in the Jaguar are mine, not his.
Check. Check.
Comanche Indian. Goodbye.
Come downstairs and read this. I'm not going anywhere.
Come in.
Come on ! Come on !
Come on out. Come on.
Come on up here and sit down, have a glass of lemonade.
Come on, Frank. Relax, will you? l need a little more time.
Come on, Frank. Say yes.
Come on, man !
Come on, man, will you? I'm her cousin.
Come on. Just once. It's worth it.
Come on. Smile. Say, Flesh.
Coming for to carry me home
Concerning police involvement in narcotics dealings.
Congratulations. You passed the test.
Consider this case closed.
Could you get me that real quick, please?
Could you give that name again? l. . .
Could you just collate these for me? Where did you say that was?
Couldn't help but overhear you say something
Crease, how old are you?
Cujo?
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build.
Cut the crap.
Cute as a button.
Dear Mr. Boyd, Alan Stanwyk murdered me tonight.
Depends on the question.
Did you bring the 50 grand and the tickets?
Did you hear something? Not me.
Did you say cops? Yeah.
Dipshit!
Do a little slipstreaming and. . .
Do you have a passport?
Do you have any caviar?
Do you have any idea know how close to death l came?
Do you have The Beatles' White Album?
Do you know a guy named Jim Swarthout?
Do you mind if l ask you a question?
Do you mind if l practice some more?
Do you own rubber gloves?
Doctor who?
Does that look like I'm finished?
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Doesn't mean l want her sitting next to me, does it?
Don't ever call me lrwin, okay?
Don't look at me, lay back. l gotta talk to you, all right?
Don't point. Just lay back, all right?
Don't point. Speak!
Don't say Fletch. Don't say my name.
Don't stop, Alan.
Don't talk to me like that, ass face. l don't work for you, yet.
Don't tell me my business, boy!
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about the speed limit here.
Don't worry about them. They're just fine.
Door was unlocked.
Dr. Rosen. Where's the record room?
Dr. Rosenrosen. I'm here to. . .
Dribbling?
Drop your shorts and bend over, Mr. Babar.
Drugs on our beaches, shame of the city.
Easy, fellas. I'll be with you in a moment.
Ed McMahon.
Eight years April.
Enough surprises. What the hell are you talking about?
Everything, Sam.
Everything's recent. Well.
Exchanging clothing
Excuse me, señor You are a member of the club?
Excuse me. Fellows, stay with me, will you?
Excuse me. Yeah.
Excuse you? Yes.
Executive Vice President of Boyd Aviation.
Fat Sam left the beach today. So had Gummy.
Fat Sam's turning state's evidence.
First of all,
First thing in the morning. Tomorrow. Bye.
Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
Fletch !
Fletch !
Fletch comes in, puts the ball through the legs!
Fletch, Fletch, honest, man. That's all l did.
Fletch, he truly defines grace under pressure.
Fletch, I'm sorry.
Fletch, if these cops are really after you, come in here.
Fletch, l got nervous. Come on.
Fletch, l need an article from you by tomorrow.
Fletch, this is a hell of a story.
Fletch, why they after you?
Fletch, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.
Fletch?
Fletch? Call me lrwin.
Fletch? Man.
Fletch.
Fletch. F. Fletch.
Fletch. Fletch, okay, okay.
Fletch. Really, is that you?
For a gentleman who was just found holding a bagful of heroin. . .
For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.
Forget it. I'm writing the story.
Formerly a test pilot, member of the Jaycees.
Frank wouldn't even print it in the want ads.
Frank, I'm just putting you on.
Frank, it's all business. Frank, it's all business!
Frank, l need to go to Utah.
Frank, something else came up. Okay?
Frank, The story is Utah. Trust me.
From the Los Angeles Lakers,
From the time he used to live in Utah.
From the waist up, l imagine.
Full name.
Gail Stanwyk?
Garnish you your wages.
Gave me my choice, push for him or do 15 long.
Get going. Get the door.
Get up!
Get up! What are you doing?
Give each other $20, okay?
Give him a buzz.
Give me something l can print!
Go ahead, make my day.
Go ahead!
Go ahead. Try one.
Go back to the beach. . . Don't say lrwin.
Go to the Pan Am desk. There will be a ticket waiting for you.
Go to Transportation. Get a ticket.
God !
God awful mess.
God, l admire you.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Good, Mr. Stravinsky, what did you have in mind?
Good. Much better.
Good. Now, after you kill me,
Good. That'll be fine.
Gord, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you?
Gord.
Gordo?
Got a gun, creep?
Got that, honey?
Greetings, everyone.
Guess it's okay. The cops did it.
Gum, it's me.
Gum?
Gummy's turning state's evidence.
Harry S. Truman?
Harry, if there's. . .
Has Alan ever mentioned the name Sally Ann Cavanaugh to you?
Has charged a $400 lunch to my account.
Has he?
Has it ever occurred to you l might not want to murder you, Stanwyk?
Have a bite.
Have a nice day.
Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap.
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
He boxes out for us, gets the tough rebounds
He busted me, third offense.
He doesn't know?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't read my stuff very well. Let me take a crack at it.
He dotes on that bride of his.
He draws the foul.
He dropped two big ones on them.
He has, then?
He hasn't seen them for years so I've never met them.
He is actually 6'5. With the Afro, 6'9.
He just gives me that look.
He might spot you. Hold on.
He said what? Fletch, he's lying.
He says he just received the drugs and you did all the selling.
He sits in that chair. He's out of shit.
He sold you $3,000 worth of scrub brush.
He sure was. He showed the Japs a thing or two.
He thinks l made it up.
He threatened to kill me, Frank.
He told me Boyd Aviation took out a large insurance policy on him.
He told me to watch out for the place.
He was a real fighter. Yeah.
He was dying for years.
He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
He was looking a little peaked.
He was surprised?
He went out for his urinalysis.
He would've blown me away.
He'll be so relieved.
He's a bad guy, Gail.
He's been preoccupied.
He's been so busy lately, l hardly see him.
He's involved in something very big and very bad.
He's no dummy. That's big bucks.
He's supposed to leave the country with her tomorrow night.
He's told me a lot of things.
Held by Alan Stanwyk, who l believe is your son.
Hello. Anybody home?
Her name is Sally Ann something or other.
Here he is, Chief.
Here on behalf of our own Fred The Dorf Dorfman !
Here,
Here, let me take a crack at this Fetzer here.
Here. Hold this.
Here. Stand here for a sec. Now look.
Here's the Mormon Tabernacle.
Here's the motel l stayed in, there's my car.
Hey there, fella, what's your name? Fluff? Fifi?
Hey, check out the Beach Boy!
Hey, do us a favor, pal.
Hey, Frank, l will. l swear.
Hey, Freddie, how's the herpes? It hurt?
Hey, Gummy!
Hey, how about Fletch?
Hey, it's all ball bearings nowadays.
Hey, l hate the beach anyway, man.
Hey, look out for that truck!
Hey, Slouch, how are you?
Hey, slow down. Fletch, this is dumb.
Hey, Stretch, what's happening?
Hey, watch it. You're on thin ice, Larry.
Hey, what are you doing, man? He's defenseless.
Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda.
Hey, you. Give me a hand for a second, will you, Doctor?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Good to see you.
Hey. You just planted that.
Hi.
Higher. Higher. Perfect.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray! Hooray!
His name is Swarthout.
His wife.
His wife's name is Sally Ann Cavanaugh then. l. . .
Honoring a profession that has gone largely unsung around here?
Hooray! Hooray!
Hopalong Cassidy.
How about that, Marvin?
How about, can l call my mom, tell her how much l love her?
How come he doesn't know?
How could you call him? What's the matter with you?
How long has he been doing that?
How long have they been married, Marvin?
How long have they been married?
How's the Lobster Thermidor?
However, you threw her out.
Hug a cop! Yeah, go ahead. I said it.
I am so proud tonight!
I don't know where we'd be without him.
I don't nod out or drool, that's too obvious.
I don't shower much.
I got an unbelievable story here.
I gotta get this thing up to 95
I had to keep digging, without a shovel.
I invested 49 cents in a set of novelty teeth.
I just had to find out a little more about Stanwyk's health.
I know Fred feels this way,
I observed the familiar red OIdsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, Esquire,
I splurged.
I was anxious to get back to my drug story.
I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
I would Like you to meet our friends here on the dais.
I'd appreciate the opportunity of discussing this matter with you.
I'd be a rich woman.
I'd like to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'd probably feel 100%...
I'd recommend staying down there for at least a year.
I'll be here in the room waiting for you.
I'll bet for two murders, it's even more so.
I'll bet you have, you little vixen.
I'll buy you some new deodorant.
I'll call you tomorrow. What? Long distance?
I'll cover it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll give you $1,000 cash.
I'll handle it from here.
I'm a bear for detail.
I'm a man without a country, Frank.
I'm a newspaper reporter. You don't just blow away newspaper reporters.
I'm a reporter, Sam.
I'm a shepherd.
I'm a slave to that son of a bitch.
I'm about to bust that beach wide open.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you.
I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you.
I'm an investigative reporter for a Los Angeles paper.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm Don Corleone, Mrs. Cavanaugh's cousin.
I'm Frieda's boss.
I'm from California.
I'm gonna bust the Chief.
I'm gonna call my father. He'll know. . .
I'm gonna call the police. No, no.
I'm gonna have to contact your paper,
I'm gonna need some pliers
I'm gonna try out for the Lakers. They need a good power forward.
I'm in bridge work. Bridge construction.
I'm just here to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'm just out of the shower.
I'm lrwin Fletcher.
I'm not someone who leaves a great deal to chance.
I'm out, Frank.
I'm quitting as of midnight tonight.
I'm sorry to disturb you. It's Ted Underhill here.
I'm sorry to have to tell you these things.
I'm sorry, the flight's full.
I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm still closed.
I'm such a heel. l don't know what came over me.
I'm surprised to see you. What are you doing here?
I'm talking about how much I'd like to take you to a Laker game.
I'm talking about the hard stuff.
I'm turning the story over to a professional reporter.
I'm usually a fabulous player.
I'm very flattered,
I've been trying to find out who's behind it.
I've got $50,000 says you will.
I've got a deadline on my series on that off track betting in the Himalayas.
I've simply chosen an advisable location
Idiot!
In case you haven't guessed yet,
In fact, you purchased the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh.
In her cabaña, señor
In other words, according to this hospital, Alan Stanwyk does not have cancer.
In the court ruling US vs. Fishbein,
Internist Dr. Joseph Dolan.
Is because I'm already facing a very long,
Is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets.
Is everything a joke to you, Fletch?
Is it this guy Fat Sam? You said you had pictures of him.
Is she ever. l could tell you some stories.
Is that all right?
Is that okay, Frank?
Is that right?
Is that right? Yeah.
Isn't she cute?
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice? He was a good man.
Isn't that something?
Isn't there a children's book
It began to occur to me
It could be the bypass line. Yeah.
It departs at 11:00 p.m.
It filters out the pollutants.
It hasn't been easy.
It just eats you up bit by bit.
It might get some of my men killed.
It was before he moved to LA.
It would certainly be in here.
It's a beautiful name.
It's all right. I'll take care of it now.
It's an obscure ruling but a very important one to me.
It's been a wonderful ceremony so far.
It's business, Frank. Believe me, l hate tennis.
It's Dr. Rosenhite. l. . .
It's even stopped bleeding. Isn't that something?
It's from last month, so it was in the unsorted pile.
It's great working with him.
It's John.
It's just regulations.
It's kind of hard to keep it cold on a day like this.
It's kind of stupid, isn't it?
It's not luck. They didn't want me.
It's nothing of a sexual nature, l assure you.
It's okay. But that spleen was a spitting image.
It's rather an elegant little plan.
It's really Alan, and it's really bigamy.
It's routine. The actuarial people. . .
It's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
It's somewhere in South America.
It's the worst kind you can get.
It's true, isn't it?
It's W Y K, okay? I'll be right down.
It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures.
Jerry, come on, now. You're gonna have to trust me!
Jerry.
Jesus H. Christ! Where is he?
Jesus, I'm sick of this place. Ow.
Jesus, that's a shame.
Jesus, what in the hell are you doing here?
Jim Swarthout? Yeah.
Joan or Margaret?
John Cocktoastin?
John Cocktoastoy.
John, you don't know the Underhills?
Just a minute!
Just a minute. I'm not finished yet.
Just checking the luggage.
Just come to my house and listen to the proposition.
Just give me 24 hours.
Just give me one more day, okay? Just one more day.
Just hold the last two paragraphs till 10:00, okay?
Just lay back down.
Just like this.
Just relax.
Just take care of the gloves, the passport and the aim.
Keep $10 for yourself. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ass.
Kind of a hide and seek kind of a thing. They love it.
L agree.
L always take my first dates to a Laker game.
L always use a little chewing gum on these rides.
L am neither loitering nor trespassing.
L bet you do.
L bet.
L busted their window, and they didn't do anything.
L can tell you have things under control down there.
L can't discuss another patient. You know that.
L can't figure out what l was doing in Utah this morning.
L can't go to my house, l can't go to the office.
L can't have my wages garnish ied.
L can't hear you. What? B1.
L commend him on his choice.
L could be on to something here.
L could probably dig one up.
L could use your help.
L couldn't even get through the front door.
L couldn't wait.
L did pull over before. I'll pull over later.
L didn't bring it with me. Do you have one?
L didn't want to have to do this.
L do? That's very sweet of you.
L don't carry the stuff.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel sick. Not yet.
L don't have any idea who you are.
L don't know how come he doesn't know. He just doesn't know.
L don't know what you're referring to.
L don't know where the SEC comes off by even making such an accusation.
L don't know, Gail, l think it's Alan's high school sweetheart.
L don't know.
L don't know. l don't have any.
L don't know. l think he's lost weight.
L don't know. Personal stuff.
L don't know. There's no record of it here.
L don't like basketball.
L don't read the paper. What's the spread on the game. . .
L don't recall having seen it on the club registry.
L don't remember seeing you there.
L don't see how you can pass that up, Mr. . .
L don't think he's doing a whole lot of singing with the Tabernacle Choir.
L don't want any of these unsubstantiated charges about dope dealing cops
L don't want to go to a Laker game.
L don't want to spoil your surprise.
L even have your escape figured out for you.
L got a foolproof way to get rid of this asshole,
L got another question for you.
L got good proof it's the Chief.
L got nothing on Utah or Jim Swarthout.
L got some reds.
L got that beach crawling with undercover cops.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L hate Tommy Lasorda.
L have no idea.
L have some ideas.
L have something I'd like to discuss with you.
L have to take you downtown. Now, give me the weapon.
L have to work on my ground stroke.
L haven't seen you since the wedding. You look great.
L haven't sterilized my hands.
L hope there's nobody next to me.
L imagine you're expecting a nice gratuity, right?
L just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. That's it.
L just got out of the shower.
L just talked to her last week. She didn't say a thing about it.
L know there's a history of cancer in the family.
L know, honey. We have to put this on the back burner right now.
L know. Listen.
L like men.
L like you.
L like your outfit.
L love your body, Larry.
L mean put clothes on.
L mean, by the time your story's published, I'll be on the beach.
L mean, doesn't it seem a little childish to you?
L mean, I'd be happy to pay it. . .
L mean, I've never even been there. l shouldn't say that.
L mean, no, you can't ask me that question.
L mean, the guy had me alone in a cell
L must say, look at him today. Fred, you look just wonderful.
L must tell you that it takes a lot for a man
L need a favor. Shoot.
L need Fletch for a second.
L need this right away.
L ordered some lunch.
L ought to get some sleep.
L promise to send it back.
L really should change.
L recommend it, señor
L rent them. l have a lease with an option to buy.
L saw my pimp today.
L see.
L sure did !
L sure do.
L take it by your presence here that the story's done.
L think it's been sticking.
L think it's the bypass line. Yeah.
L think l just won a million bucks.
L think our problems may just be solved.
L think she slept with him, too.
L think that's highly unlikely, Crease.
L thought l put a lot.
L thought that body was my dead brother.
L thought you had this all figured out. Nice going, lrwin.
L thought you were bringing the eighth.
L told you.
L understand.
L want an answer!
L want it done Thursday evening around 8:00 p.m.
L want them to have federal protection sponsored by the paper.
L want to check the records room. Doctor who?
L want you to come to my house and then we'll talk.
L want you to murder me.
L was afraid you'd say that.
L was already prepared to commit one murder, ass face.
L was hoping you'd say that.
L was supposed to meet Mrs. Cavanaugh here.
L was upset. You know.
L wonder how he gets the stuff.
L wonder if that's his doctor.
L work for the landlord.
L would think that might interest you.
L would think the DA would need these tickets for evidence.
Lakers by six. Take a look.
Lar, it's me.
Larry? Yo.
Lee Weaver and Harold Ausley.
Let me get you some. Great.
Let me out of here!
Let me see that. Alan Stanwyk,
Let me show you a couple of things.
Let's eat. Let's eat.
Lf Fred gets here before I'm back,
Lf l had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies
Lf some kind of payment isn't made,
Lf they don't keep bouncing the ball,
Lf you need me, call the paper.
Lf you reject the proposition, you keep the $1,000,
Lf you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
Lf you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?
Lf your story is not on my desk by 11:30, you're out of a job.
Like when?
Listen, I'm going to Utah.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, see if you've got anything on Stanwyk
Listen, there are at least two dozen cops after my ass.
Lock's busted.
Look at her. Could you love someone who looked like that?
Look at this,
Look, defenseless babies.
Look, here's the dog that tried to bite me.
Look, l don't have time for your nonsense.
Look, l said I'll take care of this. Now, it doesn't involve you.
Looks like heroin, Gene.
Looks like you two have a lot to talk over.
Looks well used.
Lrwin, professional journalism time now. Two points.
Makes my job harder.
Man, honest, Fletch. l didn't sell nothing, man.
Many of you don't know that Fred was darn near death recently.
Margaret.
Married Boyd Aviation.
Martha Sterling and Paul Fleming.
May l help you with that?
May l help you, Dr. . .
Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.
Maybe I'm just on vacation.
Maybe I'm not gonna keep you in here.
Maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calisthenics.
Maybe next time.
Maybe that's because you don't understand basketball.
Me neither. Let's see what we have on a guy
Me?
Me?
Mind if l sit here?
Mind if l sit here?
Mmm hmm.
Moon river
More coffee? There you go.
Moved out?
Mr. Jim Swarthout?
Mr. Stanwyk, using my name and passport, boarded Pan Am Flight 306.
Mr. Stanwyk, you are confirmed on Pan Am Flight 441
Mr. Stanwyk's parents, Marvin and Velma, of Provo,
Mr. Truman, l want you to meet my wife, Velma.
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!

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