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Casper (1995) Casper is a beloved family film released in 1995, directed by Brad Silberling. The story follows a friendly

Casper (1995)

Casper is a beloved family film released in 1995, directed by Brad Silberling. The story follows a friendly ghost named Casper, who haunts a mansion alongside his three mischievous uncles, Stretch, Stinkie, and Fatso. When a paranormal expert, Dr. James Harvey, moves into the mansion with his daughter, Kat, Casper falls in love with her. This heartwarming tale features standout performances by Christina Ricci as Kat, Bill Pullman as Dr. Harvey, and the voice of Malachi Pearson as Casper. You can play and download the charming soundscape of Casper here.

A bitch just like you.
A ghost!
A pulse? Big fleshy deal.
A tan. Very bad for your skin.
A teenager. A teenager.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah aah!
Afraid I can't answer that.
After all we've done for the little glowworm.
After the sudden, unexpected death of his wife Amelia,
Ah. And this is my daughter, Kat.
Ah... Carrigan. How kind of you to drop in.
Aiii ya!
All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
All right, boys!
All right, cool. All right, see ya.
All right, guys.
All right, I'm gonna go find a room, Dad.
Almost everybody feels like that once in a while.
Alone? Mm hmm.
Always kick 'em when they're down.
Am I alive?
Amber, do we have to do this?
Amelia?
And a little dog called Carrigan...
And all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?
And don't ask her to wear a T shirt...
And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.
And for what you've done, I'm giving you your dream in return.
And Friendship seems like a pretty friendly place.
And Friendship seems like a pretty friendly place.
And great big green carpets...
And he acted like I couldn't even have it,
And I got sick. My dad got sad.
And I know he is very, very proud of you.
And I know yours will never forget it either.
And I remember, before I'd go to sleep,
And I'd say we got a deal, right, boys?
And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.
And in a few weeks, Harry left, smiling.
And my dad said, That's enough, but I couldn't stop.
And one being you... yeah, we had fun.
And she actually believed you?
And Stinkie?
And that he invented a machine to bring him back to life:
And then one morning, I... I came down for breakfast,
And there it was, just for me.
And wait!
And we can meet in my office and start the process of crossing over.
And when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in...
And you have a flight to catch.
And you've got papier mache around your head.
And you've got papier mache around your head.
And, baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame.
And, um, I guess I just moved here...
And?
And...
Any other takers?
Anybody for a little shish ka doc? I am!
Are you a burglar? I must warn you that I am armed.
Are you a ghost yet?
Are you depressed, anxious?
Are you kidding? It's autographed by Duke Snyder, the Brooklyn Dodgers.
Are you lonely? Do you need someone to talk to?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Gentlemen?
Are you trying to tell me that I just spent the last two days...
Are... Are you an angel?
As with a traditional psychological cure, it can take weeks or years for...
Auntie Phlegm! Auntie Phlegm!
Aw, honey... Apologize later.
Aww. Aww. I didn't think so at first, but...
Aww. Hey.
Aye, matey. Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.
Better?
Big finish!
Blew it, blew it, blew it, blew it...
Bobcats, owls,
Boys, this is serious. I think the doc is havin' one of them fleshy breakdowns.
Buccaneers and buried gold.
But as long as you raised the issue,
But he was so miserable, his spirit wouldn't leave the apartment.
But it's gonna be in a great big, expensive house...
But it's just for tonight.
But most of the time, I hope you can be glad to be yourself.
But the bottom line is, they need help sometimes.
But there's something you have to understand.
But until Miss Crittenden pays me, that thing is pretty worthless.
But we have company. Oh, yeah?
But who is this man...
But you and I, we're doing something extraordinary with our lives.
But, Amelia,
But, I mean, I don't know... Inside it's kind of cool.
But, um, I think it's gonna be okay.
But... we're not here to talk about me.
Can I hurt you? No.
Can I keep you?
Can I keep you? Mm hmm.
Can I... Go ahead.
Can ya deal with that?
Can you hurt me? N No.
Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Carrigan, I think I need a doctor. Oh, there's plenty in Maine.
Carrigan, the deed's in there!
Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.
Carrigan!
Carrigan!
Carrigan!
Carrigan.
Casper, close the window. It's cold.
Casper, I have a date.
Casper, it's time.
Casper, listen. I know you want to go.
Casper, no! Casper, no! No, no, no, no!
Casper, no! Wall... human?
Casper, no. Oh, my God! High! This is very high!
Casper, this is beautiful.
Casper!
Casper! Casper!
Casper! No! Don't!
Casper?
Casper?
Casper?
Casper.
Certainly could get to whatever's behind those walls.
Charlie, quick, keep runnin'! Don't look back! Run, Charlie, run!
Check here. Oop, see? No ghost there.
Check it out.
Check those fuses!
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga.
Come here. Come on.
Come on, Doc. Hang with us homeboys.
Come on, Dr. Harvey. You need this more than I do.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. We'd have a great time together.
Come to Mama.
Come with me if you want to live.
Comin' at ya.
Coming, Vic?
Coming. I'm coming, okay?
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. So, listen, if you're not hooked up with anybody else,
Could I just say something here?
Could this be an expression of hostility, Doc?
Could you please not ask me any questions?
Couldn't have been better.
Dad, Dad, I saw a ghost!
Dad, I'm sorry. For what?
Dad, please, whatever you do,
Dad!
Dad! I found my room.
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad? Dad?
Dad? Dad?
Dad? Yeah.
Damn it, Dibs. This won't hurt a bit.
Daughter: Carrigan.
Deal? Deal.
Deal.
Dibs, check.
Dibs, do something.
Dibs, do you have any idea what this means? Yes!
Dibs, I have huffed and puffed. Now I want to rip this place down.
Dibs, light, light!
Dibs, you're takin' this way too personally.
Dibs!
Dibs! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm you!
Did you ever feel the way Priscilla Cow felt?
Didn't he ever hear of caffeine?
Dive! Dive!
Do not think I'm as crazy as I thought you were. I promise.
Do you believe in ghosts? Ever seen one? Does your father ever hurt you?
Do you think you could bring me a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream, rum raisin, and a Diet Pepsi?
Doc Harvey travels from town to town, searching for paranoid poltergeists,
Don't be goofin' on Amelia. She's as nice a person as they come.
Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world.
Don't cry. I... Oh, please.
Don't let those guys crash it.
Don't need a costume.
Don't pick up the extension every time she gets a phone call.
Don't pop out from under a rug or through a keyhole. No spooking.
Don't think so! Guess again, bonebag!
Don't wanna be late. Drop dead!
Don't worry. You always look cute.
Don't you remember?
Down here, he could do whatever he wanted to. But no matter how busy he was,
Down there? Huh. That's useful.
Dr. Harvey gave up conventional psychiatry and, some say, conventional sanity.
Dr. Harvey, hello. I'm Carrigan Crittenden.
Dr. James... Harvey, your... therapist.
Eeeeee! Ohh!
Eeow!
En garde! Ha, ha!
Enjoy.
Even I might make one. You better, Dad.
Exactly what time frame are you looking at?
Excuse me. You didn't just say the word years, did you?
Fatso, you know where Amelia floats. Go!
Fatso...
Fellas, good morning.
Fine, fine. Here, take the picture.
First,
For no reason at all.
For not believing you. For thinking you were a total loser.
For once, I would just like to be...
Forget what?
Found your Visa card.
Free to come and go as you please.
French fries are not a breakfast food.
Get back. What the hell is that thing?
Get the bouquet. Now, Dr. Harvey.
Get your hand out of my mouth!
Ghosts are simply spirits without resolution, with unfinished business.
Giddyup there.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Sit down.
Go hang. Or chill or kick it or whatever you call it.
Go.
Good bye, James.
Good.
Good. Night, Bucket.
Got cold.
Great!
Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture.
Ha ha!
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha. That one's easy.
Ha!
Ha! Wait'll you see it.
Had that locker last year.
Hah!
Hands up, Kat.
Happy hour! Happy hour! Happy hour.
Have you seen any surprises yet?
He gets the ghosts out of the house. Exactly.
He would drop everything to play pirates with me.
He's down for the count.
He's my father. Could you just talk to us?
Hee hee. Sorry. I guess we'll have to take the long way.
Heh heh.
Hell, you could even fly through... Walls.
Hello, James.
Hello?
Helping you, remember? Remember what?
Here they come!
Here, Flicka. Bleaaugh!
Here. Jump in.
Here's the thing. If I do, don't scream, okay?
Hey, boys, we got a closet case here.
Hey, Cinderella got until midnight.
Hey, Dad!
Hey, Fatso, you smell somethin'? Yeah!
Hey, guys. Have fun?
Hey, hold it.
Hey, how about if I help you unpack?
Hey, I did it!
Hey, if I'm not back in ten days, send a search party.
Hey, poppin' fresh, it's my turn in the oven.
Hey, she wants a Halloween party, she's gonna get a Halloween party.
Hey, sounds great. Who's that?
Hey, space master.
Hey, that's my treasure! Stay back!
Hey, this Dr. Harvey's got a lot of spirit, you know what I'm sayin'?
Hey, this is your party. Go do your thing.
Hey, wait a second. What?
Hey, what a dish, Doc! The little missus perhaps?
Hey, what a dish, Doc! The little missus perhaps?
Hey, you guys.
Hey!
Hey! Wait! Carrigan!
Hey! Who's the girl? Dad, it's me.
Hey. Hey!
Hi, I'm Casper. I'm a ghost?
Hi! I'm Casper!
Hi. Come on in. This is the room.
Hi... Ooh! Ooh!
His close, personal daughter.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Guess 'cause when you're a ghost,
Hmm. Let's see.
Hmph? Hmph?
Holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick,
Hon... Honey? Honey, what?
Honey, wait. Now maybe... Dad, please.
Honey, you will.
Honey! You've got the school thing. You don't wanna be late.
Honey?
Honey? You okay?
Hootie!
How about a paper? The New York Times? The Journal?
How about a reflection?
How do you feel about what your father does for a living?
How nice to meet you, Kat. Very nice to meet you.
How?
Huh? Hey!
Huh? See? That was easy.
Hurry up! Come on!
I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm you.
I begged and begged my dad to get me this sled,
I can fly y y eee!
I can see right through you.
I can't croak him now.
I can't tell you how happy we are you could come to Whipstaff.
I come here every night.
I couldn't even get my Easy Bake oven to work.
I didn't think so.
I don't care what they said. You are not demented.
I don't know. Maybe we could work somethin' out.
I don't know. Try one.
I don't really know what I'm doing.
I don't remember.
I don't wanna look cute. Cute's like when you're nine years old...
I feel like Oprah on hiatus.
I got no complaints. She's always been an angel to me.
I got the power. I got the treasure.
I had five fingers.
I have a quite a bit of experience.
I have eaten in nine different cafeterias.
I have my treasure, my mansion. I have everything.
I have unfinished business, lots of unfinished business.
I hope no one saw that.
I just stayed behind...
I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house.
I know it looks kind of funky and stuff from the outside.
I know Kat will never forget it. She needs her father.
I know this.
I know you will!
I know. How about you guys relax out here, and tonight we'll eat al fresco?
I know. Our daughter is...
I love the smell of fleshies in the morning.
I love you... guys.
I mean, come on. We're movin' to Friendship, Maine.
I mean, it's a bit spooky. Dibs.
I mean, you are absolutely there for each other.
I mean, you look life right in the face.
I promise.
I remember I didn't go where I was supposed to go.
I remember!
I saw a ghost. It had a head, and it was round, and it was white and see through.
I think I could come up with something pretty good.
I think I'm made of that.
I think you got a date out there.
I think you're gonna get wet.
I thought I'd have a hundred things to say when I...
I thought we were having the party at my place.
I thought we'd have fun eating under the harvest moon.
I told you I was a good dancer.
I took it out, went sledding all day,
I want to look... nice. Mm hmm.
I was having so much fun.
I was just... Give me...
I was... I was...
I will be watching you very closely.
I wonder why you don't remember anything.
I would hold on. Why?
I...
I...
I... I think it's for you, Doc.
I... I thought we almost lost each other for a minute there.
I... No.
I'd like to make contact with you, but just one little thing, please.
I'd like you all to meet Harvey Kathleen.
I'd love to.
I'll contest it, then I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!
I'll tell you what. You go with me this one last time.
I'm a close, personal friend.
I'm a ghost, yes, I admit it. But I'm a friendly ghost. You have to trust me.
I'm always the life of the party.
I'm bein' hosed!
I'm free! I've never felt so good in my life.
I'm gonna kill you,
I'm gonna let you go now, okay?
I'm gonna tell that lady you aren't goin' anywhere.
I'm in, in the room.
I'm just perfect.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. This place is... fine.
I'm melting! I'm melting!
I'm sayin: She's a peach.
I'm sayin: She's a peach.
I'm sure I can come up with something perfect for the party.
I'm sure I'm gonna have homework, so would you please?
I've a seen videos, and I feel very confident with a my knowledge...
I've never done this before. Me neither.
If I don't find what I'm looking for, it's over.
If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?
If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?
If there's one thing I've learned from you, it's:
If you don't show yourself, I'm gonna have you arrested for trespassing!
If you scream, you'll wake up my uncles, and they get awfully cranky.
If you were a ghost.
If you would have just forged the damn will.
If you would just...
If you're Stephen King.
In her bank... in her life.
In here. Oh.
In one place long enough to make a friend.
In outer space?
In the flesh. Well, in a couple of minutes.
In the flesh... fresh air.
In two years, I have been to nine different schools.
Is he the caretaker? Are you the caretaker?
Is trying to express is that the sudden death...
It ain't often we meet a bonebag as amusin' as you.
It ain't over yet. Boys!
It got dark.
It was a real ghost. It was a real, live ghost. Slow down. What?
It's a lack of resolution.
It's a like no problem whatsoever. Piece of cake. Piece of crumb cake.
It's about time.
It's all right.
It's conceivable. No, it isn't.
It's Dr. James Harvey, therapist to the dead?
It's fresh.
It's her. She's here. She's in my house. I did it!
It's just kind of sad.
It's just me.
It's just such a lovely night.
It's kind of hard to explain. Uh...
It's my job to find out what that is.
It's okay.
It's so much nicer out here...
It's that easy, huh?
It's time we gave the doc our own prescription.
It's your hour, Freud.
It's your house. You're haunting it.
James, I know you've been searching for me.
James, Kat is growing up beautifully because of you.
Johns Hopkins University? Very impressive.
Just enough for one.
Just shut up and get your head down.
Just shut up and take the picture. No, you take the picture.
Kat? Hmm?
Kat? Mm hmm?
Kat.
Kat.
Kat's mom?
Katastrophic. Kreplach soup.
Keep away from me.
Keep away from me. Casper!
Ketchup, please.
Kind of an instant primordial soup mix.
L I don't see anything. Do you?
L I'm not ready to cross over yet.
L It's Kat. Kat. Kat?
Late again, I see.
Lazarus!
Let me see.
Let's get beyond that. I would like to approach you.
Let's just say you know three crazy ghosts who kept their word.
Let's just see about this ghost.
Let's just take the picture and get outta here.
Life doesn't matter that much anymore.
Like a, a treasure, for example? And snap, crackle, pop:
Like being born.
Like... Like date nice.
Like... Like date nice.
Listen, I have had a long and trying day.
Listen! Cut the crap, okay?
Look, it's the first day of school.
Man, oh, man, them ponies run faster when we go down to Belmont.
Man, we had so much fun.
Marky Mark he's not!
Maybe I could use it to buy this perfect costume I saw in a store downtown.
Maybe we should get going.
McFadden claimed that he was haunted by the ghost of his dead son,
Me neither. No way.
Mmm!
Mmm! Mmm!
Mom belongs over here.
Mom's not a ghost, Dad.
More on the Pentagon playboys as the story unfolds, but now:
Morning, Dr. Harvey. Uh, some breakfast?
Morning!
Mr. Curtis, check this. We're dead for the Halloween dance, right?
My dad hid it so no one can find it, but I remember where it is!
My dad was a great inventor, but he had a little trouble getting going in the morning.
My dad's lab. Kind of a slob, wasn't he?
My favorite player.
My Harry passed away five years ago,
My man!
My meal!
My mom. Just certain things.
My name's Vic.
My question is, what's haunting them?
Night, Dad.
No matter what you hear, okay?
No more moving, no more ghost mining.
No need to be afraid.
No problem, if you're a ghost.
No problem.
No wonder I miss you so much.
No, besides him. Hello?
No, I don't see anything.
No, it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no. But remember, ghosts can't hurt you, okay?
No, not I ate fish. I hate fish. Don't you have cows here?
No, that's total disaster. Oh!
No, we aren't doing anything.
No!
No! Is he a transient?
No! No! I can see right through that bulbous head of yours.
No! What have you done to him?
No.
No.
No. But aren't you forgetting something?
No. No! This.
No. No. No. Yes.
No. Whipstaff?
No. You don't have to be scared of death anymore.
None better. Why? You've actually seen her?
Nope.
Not bad for my first party, huh?
Not even your mom?
Not so fast, little man.
Not the nose!
Not, you know, like, exactly doin' it.
Not... this one. Thank you, gentlemen.
Nothin'. He's just a little... dead.
Now we can check over here.
Now, along with his loner daughter, Kat... short for Kathy...
Now, from the ghost shrink to shrinking thighs. Yes, I'm still here.
Now, I'm coming in the room now.
Now, that's not generally allowed there, Doc.
Now, wait a minute. I gotta be in the picture too, or no one will believe I was here.
Now, you know and I know that you really shouldn't be here.
Of contacting others like yourselves, would you?
Oh, and it looks as if we're gonna go into sudden death overtime.
Oh, Bucket.
Oh, Casper, it's perfect.
Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it?
Oh, every time. All I want's a friend.
Oh, God, I'd kill for a pinky.
Oh, good.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry about your Cactus Spooners. Crooners.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I know there's a way to get it going. I just can't...
Oh, I'm fine. Why don't we go, uh, regroup?
Oh, Kat!
Oh, look, it's Casper. Casper.
Oh, man, do we have to do this?
Oh, man, who let one? Well, who do you think?
Oh, man!
Oh, my God, this is big.
Oh, my... Oh, you gotta see this.
Oh, no, I think they're actually getting to be quite focused now.
Oh, stop. It's you. Are we scary or what?
Oh, sweetheart.
Oh, that felt like the strangest dream.
Oh, this is a nice room.
Oh, uh, right, yeah.
Oh, well, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Oh, what a world!
Oh, what have I done? I... Oh, Kat.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, whoa! Oh, man!
Oh, wow. It was my mom's.
Oh, yeah! I remember!
Oh, you can haunt me all you want,
Oh! Ah! Oh!
Oh! Come on.
Oh! No, there's no ghost in there.
Oh! Ohh, Kat.
Oh! Ouch!
Oh? Okay, we'll take a vote.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Ohh! Look familiar?
Okay, gang, let's settle down.
Okay, I've got a couple of announcements to make.
Okay, okay, but can he do this?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Geez, calm down, lady. Here I come!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
On the runway now, we have Dr. James Harvey, wearing smashing underwear.
One minute you'll be a ghost; next, you're back on your feet,
Only backwards.
Ooh, ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh. Dad?
Ow. Ouch!
Oy. Perfect.
Paperwork. Red tape.
People are gonna freak.
People, people, please!
Perfect first impression. What a jerk.
Please don't let me be yours.
Please. This is the deadest place yet.
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Pow!
Pssssst! No, no, no.
Pull!
Put a lid on it! Ow!
Really? Uh...
Right. Now, I want you to stay in here...
Rookie. Stinkie, work with him.
Rosy cheeks and a happy girl in the morning.
Say cheese!
Say, bulbhead, why ain't you inside doin' your chores?
Scared specters, the depressed and the dead.
Scream or sugar?
See? I'm a good dancer. Whoa!
See? Now don't you feel just awful? I was just goofin'.
She had my favorite sunglasses.
She'd whisper in my ear, Stardust in the eyes,
She's always treated you right, huh, Stinkie?
She's my wife Amelia. She's deceased. Even better.
She's my wife Amelia. She's deceased. Even better.
Short sheet, you wouldn't be trying to keep us outta the house, would ya?
Snakes.
So carefully.
So did ya ask your dad about the party?
So I'll tell you what.
So I'm sure it'd be no problem having the party at my place.
So sue me. Dibs! The capsule! Now!
So tell me, you have experience?
So there you are.
So we could do him a favor and put him out of his misery.
So we could do him a favor and put him out of his misery.
So where's this Lazarus thing? You're lookin'at it.
So you forget.
So, can you go invisible?
So, why don't you tell us something special about yourself, Kathleen?
So... Nothing?
So... what do you think?
Someone else.
Sometimes I worry that I'm trying to forget.
Sorry, sweetheart. We're through.
Sorry. Now, Dr. Harvey,
Sort of a Cinderella deal.
Step aside, Sigmund Freud. Jump back, Joyce Brothers.
Stop being such a weenie! It's just business. Come on!
Stop!
Stretch,
Sushi, anyone? California roll coming up.
Take a hike. Get a grave.
Tell him to show himself. Show yourself!
Than to make new friends.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks.
That I have no unfinished business.
That was fast.
That's done. Secondly, we have a new student today.
That's really something to celebrate.
That's what I'm afraid of.
That's what makes the whole thing work.
The idea, don't be afraid.
The Lazarus. The Lazarus.
The living impaired are known for haunting us.
The living impaired.
The miracle fat cream experiment, next. Get me Santa Fe.
The night is young. Mm hmm.
The parties are always pretty dead, though.
The sound of her making breakfast downstairs.
The winner... by a clean stink out!
Then it got late.
Then you can handle this? It's a no problem.
There. See?
There's a girl... on my bed. Yes!
There's no such thing as ghosts.
These are for you! Have a lovely night.
They can pack up their emotional baggage, and they can move on.
They must have crossed over.
They're simply spirits with unfinished business.
Thick walls. Thick as steel.
Think my ears just popped.
Think we should break into a song? No!
Think you can handle that?
This girl has a seriously, seriously creepy house with room to spare.
This is an outrage. This is appalling.
This is insane. What are you doing?
This is the way it's gotta be.
This is...
This is...
This really bites. No, it's absolutely perfect.
This week they're in Santa Fe. But next week? Boo knows?
This!
Time for drastic measures.
Time to make it a... quartet!
To hell with the livestock. What'd the old stiff leave me?
To the Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation:4...
To the Patagonian Wasp Salvation Fund: $1.4 million.
To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million.
Try explaining afterlife therapy to a bunch of junior high kids.
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Uh uh uh.
Uh, Crichton Critten... Crut...
Uh, ha. Boo?
Uh, hmph. Uh...
Uh, no, no.
Uh, twenties should be fine.
Uh...
Uh... Uh... Hi?
Uh... where are we?
Uhhh. Miss Crittenden?
Um, are you sure we're not going a tad overboard here?
Um, Dad? What?
Um, I believe that what the bereaved...
Um, stay together; you'll be safe. And I'll be right back.
Um, sunny side up kind of makes me yak.
Um, well, it's Kat.
Under her... Ah, under her bathing suit.
Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business.
Until we're together again.
Vell, vell, ze patient has finally arrived.
Very happy. The both of us.
Very. Pull!
Vic?
Wait a minute! This is not fair!
Wait a minute. What are you saying?
Wait, wait. They were just kidding. Honest!
Wait! It's gotta be this!
Wait! Wait! I lied.
Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little brats!
Wait.
Wait. What?
We can even check over here.
We got a ghost to ghost network.
We share haunting stories. We throw parties.
We were just startin' to have fun.
We're gonna be glad we came. You watch.
We're gonna booze it until we lose it.
We're gonna have to push back the Halloween dance by a couple of months.
We're gonna have to push back the Halloween dance by a couple of months.
We've obviously gotten off on the wrong foot here.
Well, as most of you know, my parents have finished the new boathouse.
Well, as most of you know, my parents have finished the new boathouse.
Well, company loves misery. Boom!
Well, did you ask her? Yeah.
Well, go ahead. What about you?
Well, I just got to tell you...
Well, I just got to tell you...
Well, it's your hour.
Well, that's not really the focus of our sessions here, is it?